>be me>go to pic related>owner charges me for breathing>guy at the register insults me>high pitched squealing in the kitchen>Boss’s Daughter steps on my foot and causes a earthquakeI’m going to the Chum Bucket next time
>>155966348Chum is for chumps
>>155966348I wish CB would bring back the old “Chum is Fum” campaign
>>155966348I'm going to an establishment for MEN
>>155966408>chum is fum>not fum is chumNo wonder he called you all buffoons
I can't tell episode to episode, is the Krabby Patty the best tasting food ever or just good for fast food junk?
>>155966619Like legit the best food on the planet. Society doesn’t function without them and gods adore them too
>still going to the Krusty Krab and not going to the superior Shell ShackI bet you barnacle heads haven't even seen the talking dog yet
>>155967041Only worth going when the talking dog is singing
>>155966619The formula already makes for a high-end local burger, but the TLC SpongeBob imbues in each Krabby Patty served is what further elevates Krabs's culinary blueprint.
>>155966348I saw some shirtless fatso screaming slurs the other day. This place has gone to shit.
>Chum BucketLiteral inedible slop. Just go to the Shell Shack, you know they have a talking dog there right?
>>155968975You talking about the pink guy? I think he used to work there, how he managed to hold onto to it for more than 5 minutes I'll never know.
>>155969030He seems to work there on and off, Krabs is probably just hiring and firing him on and off as some sort of scam. Pumping his numbers for hiring special needs people or something.
I'm fucking sick of something always happening when I go there for my lunchbreak. I just wanna sit down and eat my food without a robot coming in to steal the secert formula or that jew Krabs celebrating his 1 millionth dollar.
>>155966390Chum is Fum
>>155966348plankton is that you? why are you trying to get customers from 4chan?
>>155969030>>155969084I still can't believe a reputable buisness would hire a known house invader just like that. I know it was him who stole my mom's panties!
>>155966348>Going to the Krusty "No Atmosphere" KrabUNC alert!
>>155969410Which board would Plankton even use? Maybe /fit/?
>>155969232That means it’s nothing
>>155969592No, /sci/ and /r9k/
>>155966348I haven't been back there since they discontinued this item on the menu. Krabs took an L with THAT decision
do you remember your first Krabby Patty?post yfw you took that first bite
>>155969410Karen! Depict that anonymous internet user as an embarrassing image of an underwater sea creature in an unflattering way!
>>155971039
>>155966348Idk about this place, they've pulled a lot of questionable rebrands and marketing gimmicks
>>155966348The frycook there concerns me ngl...
>>155966844>>155968962My theory is that the Krusty Krab was just okay before Spongebob came along and made it literally God tier. It would explain why the restaurant randomly has a sketchy/dumpy reputation in some episodes
>>155975193How do you explain this guy, then?
>>155975255Post movie not canon + Mr. Krabs got really fucking lucky in having two cooks that good
>>155966348>I’m going to the Chum Bucket next timeBullshark
>>155975264>Post movie not canon cope
I never returned here.The image of when that unholy sponge shoved soup in that guy's armpit is something I have to live with..
>>155976096Fuck off, Waller.
>>155977261who?
>>155971039fuckin tomatonater
>>155976823I remember when he tried to decapitate one guy with his bare hands only for guessing what could be the secret formula, it was a compliment, but that demented yellow squared mistook it as another attempt from the competition to steal the real deal. (luckly, the guy was using an bigger spare head as a cosmetic, so he got out alive... but humilliated)
>>155974101he's not been the same since he was caught in that weird torture nxus the octopus guy build for April's fool
>>155966348What happened to their stand up comedy and talent nights? There were some absolute stinkers for sure with that interpretive dance session, but that night with the squirrel comedy was unforgettable. Was it not bringing in enough revenue?
>>155978874NAASSPNational Association for the Advancement of Squirrels, Squids and Plankton. They filed a joint complaint and ended the shows. It’s the same reason why they had those Kuddly Krab and Krabby O Monday rebrands a while back. Krusty Krab Korporate keeps killing a good thing
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Whomever they have in charge of the phone line clearly lacks training. I've always ordered in-person ever since.
>>155974101Considering what they did to the last health inspector that visited them, I don't blame you.
>>155966390spotted the krab
>>155966348How old were you when you realized the Krusty Krab design was a lobster trap and not a treasure chest?
>>155966412Weenie.
>>155980312I was [SpongeBob's age] when I finally realized
>>155970845Ghibli Food <<< Limited-Time Krusty Krab Menu
I went their last weekend for the regular and THEY FORGOT THE PICKLES
>>155975255Didnt he kill his wife?
>>155966348>>owner charges me for breathingOnly the employees are charged for breathing, retard.
>>155966412I heard some guy went into the place across the street and slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo boos.
>>155980312>>155982897Why do people think this piece trivia is childhood-ruining? It's very in-line on how most of Bikini Bottom's buildings were made with discarded objects on the sea.
>>155984148because mr krabs was a jew so it made sense for his restaurant to be shaped like a treasure chest. kids dont know what a lobster trap is
>>155984473And kids know about Jewish conspiracy theories?
>>155966844Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
>>155978202Oh yeah, I remember that.It was grisly, but at least it wasn't like the time he successfully filmed the pilot of Jackass for kids in secret. Wonder why it never caught onhttps://youtu.be/zwOPKFK4XbQ?si=MQtQ5P_-Bjw60p_R
What does the Chum Bucket even have?
>>155984792Chumbalaya
>>155969223I go to the Krusty Krab because there always seems to be some weird shit going on, like the time cashier and cook were having a schizophrenic panic attack and convincing everyone robots were taking over our world.
Someone knows whatever happened with the "Open 24 Hours" they were doing? I remember two times they've done it, one was when i took the bus where a guy wanting to apply for the night shift was (he was on the seat from the other side) and another time when Mr. Krabs tried to compete with the Chum Bucket 22 Hours Open, the second time it lasted what? one and a half week?
>>155969223Me too
I bet it’s some libtard’s fault they don’t use the jellyfish jam anymore, they aren’t a protected species for Neptune’s sake.
>>155986106I think they didn’t regulate theyre method of capture and got an endangered blue jellyfish in their factory, also I heard the owner never hired anyone to produce the jellyfish jam so when he tired of using the exercise bike he just stopped
