Kind of retarded to give someone with self image issues a job in customer service
How?
>>155978532Well in customer service you deal with dozens of people in a short period of time guaranteed to stare, judge, and occasionally cause a scene if she worked like an office job it's likely her employer would tell the staff to avoid incidents like that and eventually through exposure people would stop staring cause her presence would be the usual not like an incident is 100% avoidable but it's more easily controlled then random people walking in all day
>>155978486She's working in Hospitality you moron.
>>155978547So keep her locked in the basement?
>>155978486You'll do any job when you're hungry. Now let's talk about having sex with this design.
>>155978627I prefer this design
>>155978486You sound as though you think she had better options. Nobody in customer service has better options.
>>155978618well kind of yeah she kidnapped and tried to blow people up
She can't keep up with cleaning or maintenance labor, security is out unless she's shooting as a first resort, even getting this feels like the owner being charitable to a mentally ill felon.
>>155978547>like an office jobWhat office job? Doing what? Which position? And with what skills, experience, references, or credentials is she supposed to get “office job?” Her background is she’s a washed up child star and an ex con. The child star part means she has no education or lifeskills and the ex con part means no one will hire her.
>>155978811I assume this job was given to her as a part of rehab
>>155978851Maybe an hiring agency working with Arkham helped hook her up with it, but I kinda doubt gotham tax dollars are going to those sorts of programs for their supervillains. Or if they are, they’re probably not working with a wealth of resources and they’re half assing it. And even if it was a great program, it’s not like they would build the whole hotel just to give her busy work and pretend to pay her, it’s a real position that needed filling and she probably really needs the money.
>>155978845Wayne industries probably could have hired her
>>155978618Or get her a job in Voice Acting. Girl's got some range.
>>155978486>customer serviceShe worked at a seedy motel, where people only went to deal drugs fuck whores or do etc illegal shit. They dont care money key in out, granted some creepy pedos would obviously offer her some money by the hour.
"I love big decks" -Mary Louise Dahl
>TitsShe has a child’s body.Fully.Give in.
>>155978486That's everyone in customer service because theyre commoner jobs, self assured people make money
>>155980848>what is cosmetic surgery?Stop denying a disabled woman her gender affirming care, chud.
>>155978486She'll be the funsized fucktoy of some smooth talking Chad or Jamal before her second day on the job is over.
>>155980948>fucktoy of some smooth talking Chad or Jamal SEAmonkey spotted.
>>155979453Didn't help Arnold one bit. Dude went stir crazy and back to wielding scarface despite getting a job at Wayne industries. Only way these villians truly stop was when they aged out like Harley or get health issues like bane.
>>155981412But Anon, rehabilitation and being loose in society is the only option for criminals!
>>155981438Gives batman a reason to do things at the least
>>155981412Dude's old mooks gaslit him with a midget. He coulda made it if he left Gotham.
>>155981412Scarface ends up getting destroyed at the end of the episode, however, leaving Arnold free.
>>155978547Customer service jobs will actually hire you if you have a record.
>>155978486She should have simply become a v-tuber
>>155978486They should've bring back Mariam to this episode.
>>155982554I've had the idea of her and clayface starting an insanely popular gossip rag where they talk about the famous, the rich, and powerful. >>155982606The "Croc is fucking Mirriam's brains out behind Mary's back and becomes insanely jealous" story is not going to go over well.
>>155980848make me, cuck
>>155982606Man, Batman used to get his ass beat a lot back in TAS
I wonder if she will show up in season 3 of batman caped crusader. Considering its a more "adult" animation, they can get away with doing a soul crushing depressing story. Really showing off her mental anguish dealing with being an ex star and perma loli. Have the episode end with her an heroing in a mental breakdown as batman is forced to watch and is unable to save her in time.
The only good thing that Harley quinn animated universe gave us was confirming Mary Dahl is a size queen
>>155982945hey it also gave us the best version of bane since the OG 90's comic bane
>>155982945Making Dahl into a short stack who's into age play and big lumber is not something that I knew I wanted. But I do.I really do.
>>155982606Her, Gilligan, and Skipper were all down for the dynamite party. I think they might have successfully killed themselves without her in their lower security wards.
>>155978547As someone with severe body dysmorphia face-to-face customer service actually helped me a lot. Made me realize my perception of other people's perception of me was wrong and I was projecting my own perception of myself.
>>155978921If there's someone Bruce Wayne would have tipped the scales a little in favor for, it would have been her. People forget she was planning a murder/suicide; that alone probably scored her some points with the parole board/case workers.
>>155980848She had a child's body her first appearance, but she's obviously got little titties in her redesign. She went from understandably having a condition that froze her body's development to that of a toddler's to just being a woman with dwarfism.
>>155983040Into age play but the inverse of what you think Mary likes that barely legal dick
>>155982606>Mariam assisting Mary in seducing (You)>she even joins you in the bedroomimagine
>>155983248It’s padding.
>>155982772No BaalBuddy, you are the cuck
>>155983814She's almost got a mob face her design is so simple.
>>155983869>Billionaire Bruce wayne is now in controversy for marrying once famous child actor and ex villain Mary aka baby doll under rumors of secret pedophilic urges. Mister Wayne has denied these claims but one might ask why would a man with his money and status marry a women permanently stuck with the body of a child?
>>155983992And yet, very attractive design.
>>155982945
>>155983992mob faces SEXO
>>155982857Not really, he easily managed people most of the episodes. However, he's not the only martial expert or strong man in the world, so naturally he would sometimes find a match in the show. Nowadays, the idea of Batman struggling in a physical fight that isn't against Bane or Croc is quite impossible to imagine.
>>155984078fuck me i should not have clicked on this literal bile came up and i cant stop tasting vomit
>>155984374He would get roughed up just by regular hoods. Not martial artists or anything. Just guys who were kind of big. Or had a hammer. He wasn't just doing that "Casually backhands the guy attacking him" thing.
>>155983869>Aging actress becomes obsessed with wealthy playboy>Kidnaps him and slowly starts wondering why Batman isn't stopping her for once
>>155985021a symptom of your particularly violent case of homosexuality
>>155982857It helps that he wasn't allowed to hit women. So you know, obviously he had to do the chivalrous thing and bullwhip her into a TV show set.
>>155978486She should get a job as a stunt double for kid actors
>>155981878Is he truly free though?
>>155985858kek
>>155982606The fact that there is zero information about this random redhead henchwoman that Dahl picked up somewhere, one that is capable of briefly fighting on Batman's level in a straight brawl, has always cracked me up. No fanfare, infamy, no history, just a hypercompetent chick that answered the villain want ads one day for temporary hired muscle to help a midget suicide bomb herself.
what if Mary got a sudden growth spurt at 40 where her tits, ass, and thighs expanded and so to celebrate her sudden change she takes on a new persona Sex Doll and her villainy outfit consist of three pasties and a butt plug
>>155988033Only good if the growth spurt takes place over the span of 3 hours.
>>155988166why specifically three hours?
>>155988033I do wonder how Mary Dahl would react to suddenly having her body grow up to adult proportions. She would be happy for sure but I don't think her childish mindset would disappear completely.
>>155988033Sex Doll strikes when Batman is extra busy so she gets confronted by Robin or Nightwing
>>155978486Would she be considered an adult loli?
>>155992039yeswe've been over this
>>155985921I just thought about bastard out of carolina and realized how fucked up it was that they didn't use a stunt double in any of those scenes. And that this was made by women and shown constantly on lifetime. Holy shit, I think the women on set made that movie with one hand in their knickers.
>>155985121>Can't just switch to Batman because she may figure it out>But stalling too long also risks discovery>She IS 4' and 60lbs in a gallon of water, can't be too unbelievable that I could overpower her>But the goons.. I need to get her alone.
If they used her in the comics they should just use her film work as an excuse for her to have some random talent>fights batman>knows karate because she was making martial art films in the 80s with Jackie Chan>gets into a car chase with batmobile>escapes because she used to work with Hal Needham
>>155985121>ties bruce to the bed and is going to chop his legs off so they can be the same height
