You’re trapped in a room with Slott and Bendis. WDYD?
>>155986879Who trapped us there?
>>155986937Quesadilla.
>>155986879I simply wait for Bendis to die of whatever the fuck is clearly shortening his life quite drastically, then when Slott is distracted choking on the corpse I climb him to the skylight and make my escape
>>155986879I pull up the RLM Sam Raimi Retrospective part 2 and skip to the timestamp where Rich Evans starts explaining OMD to Jay and ends with "fuck Joe Quesada," and then I pull up my pirated copy of Avengers 500 and start reading it aloud. Maybe throw in Slott's pimp my Marvel ride article.
I treat them with respect and decency as I would any other person. Even if I don't see eye to eye on their choice of storytelling, I wouldn't be judgemental and might even come to be open to whatever the reasons they make the choices they've made when writing for a character.After, when I manage to leave the room, I'll talk shit behind their backs.
>>155986879cant say i know too much about slott, but i would lit there coughing up the biggest green phlegm i can produce and spit it on bendis' head
>>155986879Call the locksmith because being confined in small spaces is terible.
Who has caused the most damage?
>>155986879How does slot even wipe?
>>155986879What's up with his eye?
>>155986879suffocate
>>155986879>okay here are the things that suck about you and your writing
>>155986879Roshac and kill them both.
>>155986879should I be afraid like will they eat me or fart the room up?
>>155986879Make them kiss.
>Dan Slott: Heh, I'd Jay and Silent Bob, 'em. Heh.>*wipes pizza stain on shirt*>*solves captc-fails captcha*>*solves captcha after several tries*>*clicks post*>Dan Slott: Erm...did I just post that in a messageboard....FILLED WITH ANONS?!?! IN A DEROGATORY THREAD ABOUT ME!?! BREVOORT-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YAABBBAAAA DABBBAAAA DOOOOO!!!!!!
>>155986879Intentionally keep confusing their names mid conversation.
>>155987583best of the thread.
>>155987226your mom wipes it for him, she's not gonna eat dirt
>>155986879talk to bendis about how much i loved ultimate spider man (peter's run, not miles). thats about it.
>>155986879I start sucking dick, obviously.
>>155986879start talking only about sports. If they try to change the subject or get dialog going between themselves I just get louder and spew worse sports takes.
>>155987226With a rag on a stick
