Reminder you must include the daughter, it's the one thing Marvel and Ali seemed to be in agreement about.
>>155990108i wouldnt.
>>155990108I would have really explicitly depicted the vampires as jews with big noses and small hats and everything, also with light brown skin to really overtly ram the message down the audiences throat that jews aren't white
>>155990108The only part of this I would ever want to write is a eulogy filled with expletives and comparisons to smallpox.Who would want to be part of yet another dead brand killed by the need to make a legacy character people hate?
>>155990108Not too much story that shit's gay. He's a vampire hunter who immigrated to the deep south in america hunting a voodoo priest vampire lord who was on the verge of taking over the entire louisiana purchase including much of mehico. He finds out that he has a daughter who is being groomed to be a sacrifice to allow him to walk in the day and fully become a monster.Cue huge adventure set pieces fight scenes and hints to a vampire underworld.Casually say something about the war between en sabah nur and dracula ended with dracula dead and the vampires have had a civil war going ever since. Even have a long hair tilda swinton show up in period appropriate dress to help out. Movie ends with him using magic to steal her vampire powers and leave her as human and in a safe town to be raised by a nice family. She never finds out he's her father. He comes to her funeral and meets his grand children and great grand children ala vampire hunter D. He leaves the silver coin she gave him in the grave and he leaves. He heads towards a dark club where the familiar blood rave starts playing. Wesley Snipes appears as the new Nightlord in a stinger.
>>155990108>Blade discovers a new breed of vampire>vampires with the ability to ice skate uphill>his daughter is providing the vampires with skates I don’t know
>>155990108Blade and his daughter (who is sexy) gets hired by the president (Hoover) to kill Blackula who is running a small African country thats full of...I don't know...goldAnyways its a musical songs written by Paul Williams
>>155991803>>155991994Kino
>>155990108Retool it as a DMC style video game that I guarantee is better than whatever bullshit insomniac is cooking
Am I allowed to kill the daughter in the first five minutes?
>>155990108The ending they stole from Vampire Hunter D was the best part so I'll keep thatThe theme of the movie is that Blade thinks he is alone, then he learns about the daughter but also learns that she will always be in danger while he is in her life, so at the end he chooses to be alone But that's taking a backseat to killing the vampires, he's killing vampires at least once every 10 minutes
>>155990147Absolute cinema
>>155990108With this zesty buck? I would've written it about Blade and a black vampire feuding over custody of the daughter, who is an mpreg vampire butt baby.>>155990147Kind of kino.>>155991994Actually that's pretty based. I'd have Blade and Blackula fighting, and have Blade have a mysterious informant who gives him tips about where black vampires are holed up. There would be a mid-credits scene where Blade calls his anonymous tipster one last time, demanding yet again to know who he is. The tipster declines to identify himself and hangs up . . . and the camera pans out to show Dracula, who's a white gigachad, watching a screen showing property values rise and laughing.
>>155990108I'm planning on seeing the director's rebound film tomorrow; I've heard good things
>>155992061>>>/v/
>>155992076wtf anon, thats cold-blooded
Can the daughter be just newly born at the finale? Its way too soon and dumb for them to establish her character as its a big glaring signal Blade is gonna get replaced by her eventually, should save her for the 2nd movie instead after people get invested in Blade.
>>155990129Feepee Beepee
Rewrite Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother to be about Blade.
>>155996434How about... No.
>>155990108Blade kills a zillion vampires who have kidnapped his daughter
>>155991994>>155992854It's actually kind of crazy they made 3 Blade movies and none of them had a black villain, give me Blade vs Blacula
>>155993379I just read the synopsis, is there something in the water in America that makes members of Abrahamic religions go completely wack?
>>155997663Michael Jai White should play Blackula
>>155998910I can dig it
>>155999960goated movie the tv cartoon ain't bad either
Make it about Blade the Duck.
>>156000819>QUAAACK!
>>155992076This just say blade was retired, daughter gets fridged, he comes out of retirement to fucking kill all the vamps as payback. Then reveal she faked her death to draw him out and she's the actual big bad and wants to take Dracula's place so he has to kill her
