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>>156000428
>movie is responsible for your first childhood crush

>>156001989
Which one are you attracted to?

>>156000428
I'm about to watch it

>>156001567
that whole scene was so needlessly macabre

>>156001567
That's a lot of S's

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>>156001989
HAW HAW

>>156004724
Death is a natural part of life and it's important for children to learn that early

>>156000428
>Air conditioner has an aneurysm and dies after suffering a mental breakdown for being stuck in a wall and the master never using him
>Kirby attempts suicide by swallowing his own cord
>Lamp gets struck by lightning and nearly dies
>Radio almost gets disemboweled for his tubes
>Toaster inadvertently kills a flower by breaking its heart
>Toaster suffers a nightmare of starting a fire and then almost falling into a bath tub
>The entire group almost dies twice (going over a waterfall and falling into quicksand)
>Toaster gets mangled in order to save the master, who almost gets turned into paste
>All the sentient cars that get crushed, some of which had just given up on life

>>156006561
While I agree, the creator of The Brave Little Toaster did become an hero after suffering depression his whole life and that is fairly apparent in his work.

>>156006601
>i hope my brain processes this trauma in a healthy way

I'm like 90% sure the "Once took a texan to a wedding!" and, "I took a man to a graveyard!" were supposed to lead into each other, and weren't separate events. The man and his wife were driving to their wedding, or back home after it, and they crashed and the wife died. Then the second car later drove him to his wife's grave/funeral. (alternatively the man died in the car crash and the 2nd car "took a man to a graveyard" meaning to bury him)