/co/ - ITT one anon posts a dumb retcon idea and the next - Comics & Cartoons

Anonymous

10/22/26(Thu)15:18:43 No.156001880

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Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)15:18:43 No.156001880 Archived

ITT one anon posts a dumb retcon idea and the next anon posts a dumber one

>Aquaman has the power to mind control trans people because clownfish switch genders

Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)15:25:37 No.156001990

Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)15:25:37 No.156001990

>>156001880
Aquaman can already mind control people because everyone evolved from fish
Peter Parker goes to art college because he's too poor for STEM and that's why he's good at photography and is friends with MJ (fashion student), Gwen (band student), Miles (graffiti student) and Harry (rich nepobaby who's studying art to make Osborn mad)

Goondalf !JWB.8l1zQs
10/22/26(Thu)15:29:42 No.156002038

Goondalf !JWB.8l1zQs 10/22/26(Thu)15:29:42 No.156002038

>>156001990
Batman isn't the real Bruce Wayne. Bruce died in the alley and Batman stole his identity or so he thought!

Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)15:44:59 No.156002277

Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)15:44:59 No.156002277

>>156002038
Superman's birth is what caused the destruction of Krypton and he is the origin of Kryptonians having powers under the yellow sun, as his powers that were unique to him and when he was born sent a wave of energy out that both caused the chain reaction that led to the planet exploding as well as giving other Kryptonians his same powers.

Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)16:56:02 No.156003479

Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)16:56:02 No.156003479

>>156002277
The Yellow Sun is actually the first Superman, from caveman times