How Animals could win this?
>>156045329I-IS THAT GOKU?
>her age keeps rising!>did I let her get too old?>I'M RAPING HER NOW!>GREEN LANTERN'S LIIIIIIIIGHT!
For those at the bottom of the power scale, many sacrifices will often have to be made just in order to survive.>>>/a/291848450
>>156045495Yup
KINGtos.
>>156045329seduction
>>156045329There are THREE Death Battle threads on the catalog now you ass
>>156045505>loses because he didnt multiplied it by 100x
>>156046182There aren't
>>156045329Octopus camps in deep water while all of the pyroars drown. Otherwise they can’t. Let’s talk about episodes of db that are not as popular but you have a bone to pick with them. Mine is ryu vs strider given that strider has neither lore nor feats going for him while ryu has both.On another note, now that BioWare has been no diffed by Saudi Arabia I think it’s time for some mass effect matchups.
Um, why's the thread so slow?
Goku
>>156047514we're just a little tired that's all
Goofybluds... They're mocking us again...
>>156048094To be fair, a lot of better stories have lower stakes. It is not a sign of the quality of something that it has people who can blow up planets in it. There’s a reason many animes with ridiculous overpowered self inserts are never involved in these conversations and that’s because nobody cares about them because they are not engaging as stories. That’s why I think characters that rely on tactics and context specific abilities are more likely to be talked about, rather than merely strong ones, since it makes the conversation more engaging.
>>156047514Janny's been deleting threads left and right again so those who got hit and don't know how to CHAD evade can't post for now.
>>156048216Fortunately for Naruto, Ichigo, and Goku, the story we're talking about is One Piece making this a moot point
>>156048337I have never seen it. But it seems like a waste of time to get into something that goes on that long, I really do not like stories that don’t edit themselves or respect my time. If you can’t conclude the main thrust of the narrative in an economical manner, that is a flaw in your writing. I know i’m commenting on a manga I will never read here, but I can’t imagine something going on that long and not being a meandering bloated mess. Same reason I dropped game of thrones, aside from all the pedo rape crap in it.
>>156048334>>156047514They're in the super duper top secret thread
>>156047666>Nutsack lol lmao even
Kaio-ken x 100 was so kino that I cried.
"ATTENTION, BOYS!"
>>156047514They're all in that thread about Kiana's Doremi knockoff. This thread will pick up more steam when that one hits page 10.
>>156049050>Kiana's Doremilink that thread here, im too lazy to check
>>156049050>They're all in that thread about Kiana's Doremi knockoffLink?
>>156049050>allSo one guy?
remember that the logic behind DC/Marvel wank is the same as tranny logic
>>156048094CANON!
>"Aaaaiieee! Planet-level sama! I, casual Universe buster, can't handle your attacks! You are too much for me! I'm going to die!!!"This is the reality dbg and Death Battle actually wants you to believe is true
>>156049463
>>156049471Ki? Control.
Post Naruto not sucking Sasuke's penis.
>>156049523Easy
>>156049565Why would Naruto pick the guy only slightly better than Tenten?
>>156049523Done? Done.
>>156045329Kirby beats Mario, Sonic,Reimu,Crash Bandicoot,Goku,Spyro, and Majin buu in all of his forms. Any other questions?
Puyo!
Who would actually win this?
>>156048094>Everyone else grew up and have families of their own>Luffy is still a kid relatively speaking Crazy.
>>156049581People tend to choose partners who look similar to themselves, and Kiba is basically a tanner Naruto.
>>156049471>>156049478>"heh. I'll hold back my multiversal strength so I don't blow everything up">"heh. I'll hold back my multiversal durability so I can get hurt by non-multiversal attacks"
It's been kinda slow today. How's everyone been?
>>156049594Not the homo who has sex with a catboy.
>>156049594I don’t know, not the audience cos they are going to have no idea who these people are.
>THE ONE ABOVE ALL...is Gilgamesh.
>>156049598Luffy is only in his early 20s
>>156049609it was actually pretty active we were just in our secret thread but that one ended so now we're here
https://files.catbox.moe/pedvf6.ogg"My Dear Fallen Angels" - Rock Howard VS Jin Kazama (Fatal Fury VS Tekken)next-generation fighting game protagonists with a "sins of the father" theme who use moves and powers that resemble those of their fathers but with their own unique twiststhe two also have villanous super forms (fallen rock and devil jin)jin probably shitstomps because he fights in space with true devil kazuya but i would still love to see this matchup
>>156049594>Ainz's concubines are having a sissy slurp off
>>156049594Subaru is solar system level apparently: >https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Subaru_Natsuki_(Canon)/Morning_Star_TM
>>156049604Damn. The villagers really did make Naruto hate himself.
>>156049618Brolypotence victim
>>156049615You gotta bring in the zoomer audience
>>156049598You forgot how terrible One Piece pacing is
>>156049609I slept a lot. I woke up two hours ago.
>>156049638>The turn undead victim is speaking
>>156049598Luffy has been 19 since 2010. Thank you ODATOS
>>156049598Also, does Luffy even care about stuff like family? Or even women? He just seems to want only adventure in his life
>>156049651I am a zoomer and I swear loads of these characters look identical I have no idea who those boys are.
>>156049598Goofy cares less about family than Goku does
Hal was so happy over killing that ten year old
>>156049642If anything that sounds more like a narcissistic tendency.
>>156049594Whoever gives Hal the best lolis.
>>156049688ehyuck
>>156049594This match up is just unfairSubaru wins just like that
>>156049594>KAZUMA KAZUMA! Subara is putting on women's clothes>Did I let this fight get too gay?>I'M ENDING THIS NOW! CREATE WATER X100000000
>>156049693If one is comparing themselves to Kiba, they need more respect for themselves.
>>156049594>Rudeus victims
>>156047877I fucking love Rozie and can't stand BOTH her or Kakunsa have to share a lame ultimate with SHITbrianne when they're fun playing as.
>>156049594Kazuma wins this easily if Subaru isn't allowed to make the fight boring and die 1 billion times. though realistically he would just knock out Subaru and that would be gg no RBD
>>156049618Stomped by Hal so he can rape Fate lolis.
>>156049709What
>>156049721They're too old to be his victims, though?
>>156047514I RESPECTFULY RAPED and GAPED them all
>>156049715Appearance wise there's nothing wrong with that. Kishi himself says Kiba is handsome. Or at least handsome enough to say that Minato is partially based off him.
>>156049639>>156049708>>156049721I don't care about a fair matchup if it means that fucking faggot Kazuma dies.
>>156049750Subura canonically gets a power boost when he dresses up as a woman
>>156048094FATHEROFTHEYEARruto would say this
>>156049709Hot! Sonicbro btw.
>>156049618FAGGOOOOOOT
Matchups that end like this?
>>156049762I said Kiba's dog is hot. My wife thinks so too.
Would you guys like to see cuckold battle? You have two men (or three if gay) and a woman and their interactions are shown to decide if realistically one of them would get cuckolded or not. So for example sonic and amy, who are a couple, and shadow is the potential affair and various more intense settings are introduced where they meet. So maybe the first one is shadow being a fitness instructor at sonic and amy’s gym. The second scenario could be sonic and amy having a fight, and shadow is looking really tasty at work or something and is amys boss. And so on, and if you see if anything happens. Is this a good idea? Obviously in this scenario sonic would end up cheating on amy with shadow.
No one cares about my obscure japanese show....
>>156049644Why does that god keep losing in every fight?
>>156049594Kazuma just needs to cripple Subaru and not kill him
>>156049787Does he rape her?
>>156049721Hal Jordan would KILL rudeus just to eliminate competition
>>156049797Yup! We should become cbg!
>>156049801Riderbro....
>>156049801Fate, Kamen Rider and whatever Mitoko's show was called bro..
>>156049797This is an EXCELLENT idea
KRW update. Terui got an upgrade that makes him faster and blue. Internal conflict is going on with a museum. Shotaro and Phillip got a new form that has the power of Earth itself.
>>156049770But Subaru is the faggot.
>>156049801Cuckmen Rider...
>>156049797Sounds KINO!
SHE'S MULTIVERSAL???
>>156049801Dragon Ball bro...
>>156049797BASED BATTLE. Drawchads, please get on it.
>>156049834You're replying to HAL JORDAN, he is mad Kazuma canonically bangs Megumin's tight little 13 year old cunny
RUDEUSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>156049801Fairy Tail . . .
>>156049823>>156049830>>156049845>>156049861It’s funny that my first post people in here have reacted positively to is about cheating KEK. It was similar on /dbs/.
Subaru FUCKS Rudeus.
>>156049823>>156049830>>156049845>>156049861Gentlemen, your heroes?
>>156049797Shadow lowdiffs in this scenario and scales to outerbull
>>156049867Headcanon. Hal outversally breeds Megumin while Kazuma watches while jerking off his canonically tiny penis.
>>156049882Prince Vegeta III
>>156049847
If anyone deserves to be RAPED and GAPPED . . .
>>156049882Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>156049882Tenshinhan.
>>156049882Vegeta
>>156049882Son GODku
>>156049882Bejita.
>>156049847Hal's next wife.
>>156049882Son GokuNarutoIchigoNatsuAstaDenji
>>156049934Hal gets a good fight and cunny? Based.
>>156047666Luffy would steal the Chaos Emeralds for himself.
WBXCRIME AND THE CITY
Hal Jordan is a pedophile is funnier every time it's repeated
Illya is overrated
>>156049797Lola bunny, bugs bunny and jax. What happens here?
>>156049934Fuck, nigga. I have those shitty pec muscle insertions too
my hero and franchise aren't hated or anything and people are willing to talk about it but only if I engage first otherwise no one really pays any mind to itbut that's a good thing! I seen what happened to popular things in here.
Kratos vs. Hal. Who wins?
Who is Hal?
>>156049959There's no need to fight. Hal has plenty of love to go around.
Hal cunny!
>>156049934Hand over that cunny or else this will get ugly...
Hal-lway monitor!
>>156049960Bugs and jax bond over their shared love of cross dressing, but jax freaks bugs out by going to far with it… they have a brief homosexual tryst but bugs freaks out halfway in and recoils, which really hurts jax who gets mad and tries to kill lola in revenge since if he can’t have bugs nobody can. Fortunately, bugs defeats jax before he can get to her, and bugs realises he really loves lola.
>>156049969Ben Tennyson's one and only lord and master. He's also Gwen Tennyson's husband.
>>156049612The dog sled is faster, btw.
>>156049787Sora vs Sailor Moon
>>156049969The weakest Green Lantern of all time.
>>156049966Is Hal CPlusted in this scenario?
Which characters in DB have a completely unbesmirched record?
A single lantern ring is more powerful than all seven chaos emeralds btw
>>156050009Hal's CPlusted in all scenarios.
>>156049969The most pedophilic lantern of all time his will doesn't come from having a strong mind or good morals. He just really likes little girls.
>>156049612Top is featslop Bottom is statementgem
I do not care for Fate’s lolis, they insist upon themselves
>>156050005...but enough about Kyle GAYner.
>>156050022Well yeah, the chaos emerald can’t manifest cunny
Green latern seems super lame to me. “Green lantern” just sounds so cringe like his super hero name is named after I guess like a light people used to hold 200 years ago which just makes me think of a candle or something, or a thing that would break if you dropped it, or even like a detergent or washing up thing. It’s not very impressive and doesn’t really tell me anything about his powers or what he does, but maybe that’s good because from what I know he basically makes giant novelty objects with his imagination which is really gay.
>>156050048Shut up, Isekai protag cuck. Hal is stealing all your cunny now.
Hal Jordan needs Golden Age Superman powers so he can literally just snatch up cunny off streets and legendarily breed them outside the infinite multiverse within minutes while impotent moralfag protagonists howl like raped male anthros.
>>156050041But the strongest green lantern wasn't mentioned?
>>156049612VSBW is retarded enough to believe Kratos is infinitely faster BTW
>>156050066Hal was mentioned.
Fate is still the Hoyoverse's sissies btw
>>156050066Correct, no one was speaking of Guy GODner.
Hal boredom. Talk about cooler characters please.
>>156050063
>Speedblitzes composite fiction
Why was this thread dead for hours and the other thread just age gap discussion until now
>Death Battle does a Fate episode>it's a pornhub exclusive so they can show all the hentai necessary
>>156050066Indeed, no one brought up Sodam Yat.
>>156050076Hoyoverse is only good for its femboys
>>156050094I don’t know but I made a ton of people angry in that thread. I don’t know what this obsession is with wanting women to have children very young.
>>156049956It becomes 1000 times funnier with shit like >>156049902
>>156050094Because the other thread is for the pedophiles
>>156050102Yup yup. Many are saying this.
>Sodam Yat>Sodamyat>Sodomyat?
>>156050068It’s VSBW.
>>156050076>>156050102>loli vs femboy episodeWould the threads survive?
>>156050083And they're LAUGHING.
>>156049956But it's not a joke he's such a pedophile that even one of his writers was caught with csam
>>156050018Gilgamesh.
>>156050102I prefer Fate's femboys
>>156050121It would be incredibly sticky
Supermanbros... Gokubros.... what will we do about the Darkseid-Frieza alliance...?!
>>156050124Because hal is a boring stupid bitch that canonically knocked himself out by slipping in the fucking shower
>>156050083STOP LAUGHING AT HAL
>>156050121Well, pedo versus borderline pedo.>>156050133Is this really a femboy? This is just a hot man.
>>156049612One is a cutscene, one is gameplay.
>>156050082>he fears the King of LolisHalchads... cut off his arm.
>>156050133YUMAROO!
>>156050141Why would Darkseid ever team up with a weakling?
>>156050141Just wait until SISSYza tries to backstab Darkseid and gets folded like origami
>>156050119VSBW's methodology got debunked.
>>156050126This is actually true btw.
>>156050048Could you fuck off before you derail the thread with your pol shit again
>>156050141
>>156050141They immediately tag team and kill Goku instead of bullshitting, leaving Clark at a disadvantage.
>>156050133BROWN FEMBOYSTOS
>>156050141We wait for FRAUDseid to trip down the stairs of Frieza's ship
>>156050174Wtf are you talking about schizo?
>>156050133As a bejitabro, YUUUUUUUMMMY
>>156050150You ain't slick, Batsimp.
>>156050150How is femboy pedo?
>>156050141Leave it to someone actually strong to handle.
He canonically lost to a bar of soap
>>156050141Why would LORDza team up with a weakling who gets killed by music?
>>156050141Darkseid zaps Frieza once and it's over
>>156050166I know, It’s essentially a meme site.
You're scared of the Touhouverse because it's stronger than your verse.
Is there any loli that won't job to Hal's cock?
>>156050209Nah my favorite verse beats it
>>156050200KEKAROO!
>>156050191I mean though that’s just an attractive guy he’s got nice broad shoulders and a small waist and perky butt. >>156050192Maybe I am just rage baiting with that but it’s the way I see a lot of them dressed I suppose. I also used to see quite a lot of people call what was going on in ancient greece etc femboys when it was little boys basically.
Would you watch a feature length movie where Goku and Superman team up?
>>156050209Nope. Touhou has plenty of lolis waiting for the lantern's light.
>>156050218Nayuta because his lust for her would easily turn him into a pet
>>156050218Aren't the Disgaea bitches casually multiversal
>>156050209The Horsecockverse easily beats touhou though
>die offscreen as an unplayable character in HI3>get turned into a femboy in Genshit>only playable in HG2 which nobody playsWhat was Mihoyo's problem with Wendy
>>156050218Mutsuki.
>>156050234Fuck no official crossovers are never good
>>156050231Every time I think I can like Fate it does this retarded pedophile nonsense. I hope Nero gets stomped into the ground by Geats. I hope Fate continues to be fed stomp MUs. I hope Fate gets outlawed by based lawmakers.
>>156050239>get turned into a femboy in GenshitA major improvement. She should be thankful that she isn't a stinky foid anymore.
>>156050175JOBseid said this btw.
>>156049736>subaru reveals his identi—>forces death and comes backYeah, he's just going to cheese it like a bitch>>156050209>Supposedly 2-C reimu was perplexed by a ghostI think we're safe.>>156050234>Another RWBY x DCGrim.
>>156050209Plapchouli.......
>>156050249You are so tedious. Shut up.
>>156050234Animated sure why not.
>>156050234Fuck yeah, just imagine whatever forcing Goku to show him fusion while Bejita seethes at being completely sidelined AGAIN.
Could researching Fate get Death Battle cancelled?
>>156050265No live action with Evolution Goku.
>>156050153Both are gameplay lol.
>>156050246Kill yourself. Faggots like you aren't welcome anyways.
Prove evil is bad without appealing to emotion or logical fallacies
>>156050276I don’t really care for this trend but I like harry potter. Someone posted some good harry and draco art the other day.
>>156050286>Prove evil is badProve evil exists without trying to appeal to a higher power or belief system.
Does this grasshopper eating bitch ever fuck off
>>156050286It steals or destroys food/habitats.
>>156050275Superman has engaged in more pedophilia than Nero so no probably not.
>>156050286I… I… I CAN’T *tortures small animals to cope*
>>156050284Shut the fuck up nigger. If anyone with a soul had power in this world they'd campaign for the death of all lolishit and shotashit. And their authors too. >>156050286It's bad because I say so.
Frodo vs Harry Potter, who wins?
>HEY! YOU FANCY LITTLE GOLDEN PANTS! I DUNNO KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TAKING MY NAME AND ALL THAT, BUT I'M GONNA SQUISH YOU LIKE A BUG MADE OF BLING, AND TAKE ALL YOUR SHINY WEAPONS TOO! HAHAAA! FOR GIIIIILGAMESH, IT'S MORPHIN' TIIIIIME!
>Casually enters the thread....
>patchouli_knowledge plump
The fucking Kiara poster made an erp thread in trash? Look up plap
>>156050306Kill yourself.
>>156050286Well it’s like saying prove the sky is blue without using colours obviously emotion is a massive part of morals. We are emotional beings and perceive reality through an emotional brain so why exclude it? You’re not a robot
>>156050304Fate has loli hentai though.
>>156050308Gilgamesh is so bad for fights because he will lose 100% of them. Why do fatefags keep pushing this guy out to the forefront>He has X and Y abili—He would never use them.
KAIO KEN TIMES ONE HANDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!
>>156050234Yes but ONLY if Superman and Goku fuse into Gokuman to beat up every villain in DC and Dragon Ball at once.
>>156050316>Tfw you have captured your escaping black bull who pleads and begs you with tears in his eyes not to cuck you for the millionth time
>You’re not a robot>he doesn't know
>>156050324This is why fleshbags drool and clanks rule
>>156050337>Obvious set up to greatest Batman wank in existenceGrim. You just know DC writers would have the Joker somehow corrupt them
>>156050337Superman but WEAKER.....
>>156050331Pysop to humiliate and laugh at Gilfags by pushing him into a bad matchup.
>>156050322You first, motherfucker. >>156050337unironically kino
>>156050308FF Gilgamesh is too based for DB.
>>156050306I’m glad you’re saying these things. It won’t make you popular but you’re right.>>156050307Well, both can go invisible I guess, and I suppose frodo has a sword. Really if frodo can get the jump on harry I think he would kill him, since harry afaik doesn’t kill anyone until the later books (am I right in that he knocks some death eaters from brooms at height?). I guess he also killed that guy with the turban. But frodo is mature and has experienced more, I think he would have the killer instincts.>>156050321Well hopefully he stays there.
>>156050246Fate will never lose
>>156050337>letting a weak jobber fuse with him to make him feel betterSuperman is so kind
Tour de guy. More like Tour de Faggot
>>156050331Every Gil fan wants to see him job though.
>>156050246If it makes you feel any better, Kamen Rider is more likely to get more MUs down the line than Fate with its simplistic variety of characters to use. Fate is far too construed and retarded to understand for powerscaling.
>>156050374New wives for Hal.
>>156050350>>156050348I knew 4chan had a bot problem…
>>156050379You bet. Fate has the most retarded and inconsistent power system ever because Nasu is an emotional thinker, not a systems thinker. By doing what he does, he's doing his weakness, over and over again.
>>156050379>Kamen Rider is more likely to get more MUs down the line than Fatelollmao
>>156050379Neither are getting more episodes after that pisscord poll episode gets sub-2M views in six months
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
>>156050338Stop objectifying Shadow's big and beautiful older brother.
>>156050337Kalkarot
>>156050246>>156050306>>156050403>knows this much about Fate yet wants it banned for pedophilia because the drawings must be protectedYou would be arrested for possession of CP too if that happened.
>>156050412Am I fucking wrong? I mean even before Geats Vs Nero was a thing they did a DBcast for KR1 Vs Captain America.
>>156050385Hal can watch
Chucky will kill Will
>>156050437Tell me about it.
>>156050427This thread has been nothing but nonstop erections for Hal. >>156050447Hal will tame them with his cock ring.
KINGstolfo needs an episode.
>>156050437>liesI don't save loli or shota to my computer. Nice try, pedo.
>cock ringI didn't know Hal was into chastity
>>156050434>can't think of a cool name the entire time utterly fodderizing whoever
>Kratos when the Mariofags get jumped by Sonicrats (they must be better men)
>>156050457This is the first pic I’ve seen which makes him look okay, I don’t like the stupid braid or the leggings but overall not so bad.
>>156050473No, he puts the green lantern ring on his cock when raping lolis. It makes it easier to use his constructs to take their virginity.
>>156050337That would make Goku weaker.
>gently nudges a big sword and blows up all realities instantly, killing your verse and all its charactersMad? Gonna cry? Shit your pants even?
>>156050467…I save it to my memories instead. Halbro btw
>>156050441Yes you are.
>>156050496>Kills itselfIs it transgender?Also, idk who this is. Are you just taking random characters from WNs?
>>156050355>>156050494You don't even know how fusion works now shut the fuck up.
>>156050496Hal TANKS it and saves the lolis.
>>156050482Mariobros are not fags you faggot
>>156050496>loses to a trainCouldn't be me.
>>156050508They dance and go fussssion ha.
>>156050513>Barney out of nowhere
>>156050467If you played Fate, you were viewing CP in your own logic. You sick child molestor.
Gentlemen.../trash/thread/86051594
>>156050488You have a strange imagination about Hal Jordan having sex.
>>156050525Stop linking your own posts and trying to make people go into your gooner threads
>>156050496Who?
>>156050510You faggots literally keep spamming gay shit every time Sonic is brought up then crying victim of an omnipresent samefag when Mario remotely gets disrespected.
I, I, I love little girlsThey make me feel so goodI love little girlsThey make me feel so badWhen they're aroundThey make me feel like I'm the only guy in townI love little girlsThey make me feel so good
>>156050279Prove Kratos could not do the same in space.
>>156050525If that doesn't have the butt naked twerking Kratos webm you are in trouble.
>>156050538I was simply scrolling trash cause im a gooner, why would I make a fucking autistic death battle reference
No memes. Serious answers only. Who would be a good fight for Superman.
>>156050508Retard.
>>156050523Nah, I never played Fate, I just saw the designs and read the synopsis and decided it was dogshit trash
>I get it... He HAS no slurpmit>Did I let him slurp too much?>I'M SLURPING THIS NOW! DRAGON SLUUUUUUURP>SLURP IT ON!>*two big slurping lips collide as Goku and Saitama try to slurp each other's face off. In the background is a massive slurp dragon*>*A slurp chart appears in the background showing Saitama's massive slurpers eclipsing Goku*>KAIO SLURP, SLURPHUNDREEEEEEEEED!>*Goku surpasses Saitama on the slurp chart*>*The giant dragon lips latch on to Saitama's cock making him sissygasm as he is slurped all the way to a black hole shaped like two massive cracked slurpy lips*>Phew... That... Slurp alot...>*Instant slurpmissions away*
>>156050286Hurting people is bad for the people it happens to.
>>156050555Saitama
Who wins this? Phoenix Force Jean or Parallax Hal?
>>156050556>SHITara SHITringsDone.
>>156050488Why would he need constructs to do that? Makes his dick sound small
>>156050560Liar. If you didn't play Fate, you would have said that earlier.
>>156050504>DB team knows Kamen Rider has an audience and a presence in the powerscaling>Ben outright said multiple times videos tanking is a non issue>They are quite literally making bank from listening to retards pitch ideas to them>One of them was Faiz Vs Cyclops.What the hell is the problem here?
>>156050560Tour de guy having shit taste? It must be another day that ends in Y
>>156050568>Parallax HalBuildings will shake!
>>156050568Realistically Phoenix but DB already made her job to fucking Raven so who the fuck knows.
>>156050562strawman
>>156050579Hal likes to be rough.
>>156050555Jiren.
>>156050580When did I say I played fate?>>156050583>i-i-if you don't like pedoshit you have shit taste!My taste is URANIUM then.
>>156050568>Its time to end this, Hal...>Time huh? Thanks for the tip.>*Travels back in time to when Jean was in high school and fucks her*
>>156050286Evil's definition inherently makes it wrong and negative
>>156050568Hal will go back in time for loli Jean.
>>156050209Touhood is too strong
How do you guys have time to watch a million different shows do you not have hobbies? What is fate?
Jiren sama... save us from KINGtos .
>>156050568Jean should win but they love making Marvel lose all their big cosmology fights like with Wanda vs Zatanna and Pheonix vs Raven.
>>156050612I have multiple hobbies I can also indulge in media because I'm good at making time
Fatefags are some of the most imperious, womanly behaving little bitches in these threads for guys who are never getting on DB in the first place. Raped and gaped by Touhoufags after trying to start shit with them out of nowhere, raped and gaped by Honkaifags who know their own franchise better than they do, raped and gaped by everyone they try flinging shit at that all they have left now is to brag that they like 12 year olds and then show us their masterful writing about defenseless anuses to prove that Fate is well written material.Not even Sonic can produce such a humiliating existence.
>>156050276I'm so glad the foidbait comic killed this shitty trend
>>156050457
>>156050614Reminder Jiren's goal is BEYOND STRENGTH.
>>156050568Should be Phoenix Force Jean but doesn't Parallax actually go back in time to mess with people?What has the P.F. done?
One hand? On my boner. The other? typing this post. My hero?
Why aren't you making more money for me instead of enjoying your hobbies!!!!
>>156050626What does this comic Sonic, Kratos, and Simon agree with have to do with Malfoid?
>"Heh, so finally beat Saitama did yah Goku? Fine, I guess I'll entertain you! Here is your wife, you have 1 minute to kiss her! On the lips! If you don't, then you aren't strong!"
>>156050598Rank Fate, Touhou, Mihoyoslop, Marvel, DC, SMT, TES, Madoka, Umineko, and Shinrabansho from what you hate the most to what you dislike the least
>>156050636HAL JORDAN
>>156050612I'm just here for the threads. I haven't bothered watching a show in a while because I can't get invested; book only these days
>>156050610FNF Pedo's brother...
I-I'm.. sorry... /dbs/...K-Kratos was too wanked... too STRONG... His power is boundless..
7.3 inches.
>>156050636>all the lolis in the threadYou're Hal.
>>156050618I’m jealous of you then. Watching a whole show is loads of time commitment.>>156050626Did this really upset people that much I assumed it was just weirdos on 4chan.>>156050654Me too. What are you reading if you don’t mind?
>>156050626>I'm a victim because everybody likes me!!!waow
FINEI'LL GO FAP
>>156050624But honkaiverse is weak as shit and the hoyoverse's scaling is based on chainscaling and hyperbole
>>156050656
>>156050656Jiren looks like a penis lol
>>156050568DC has bigger cosmology o algo
>>156050644>>156050626This is not hyper masculine and badass, this comic sucks. Get this poopy poopy shit outta my face
>>156050670You know where to go
>>156050634Isn't that what Enigma tried to do? Go back and time and erase Jean by making it so her parents never met so Jean went back in time and impregnated her mother with her father's DNA herself? I remember hearing about that
>>156050644Nothing, it's just the new genderslop thing that pushed Malfoid aside
>>156050647If Yujiro was in a death battle animation, he'd be creating supernovas with his punches and moving at lightspeed.
>>156050568Parallax hal is weak as shit because the parallax parasite is objectively stronger than parallax hal
>>156050681Jobs to a net like Suicune.
>>156050649POWERSCALING WISE:I hate Marvel/DC the most because they're monumental fuckupsWRITING WISE:Fate > Mihoyoslop > Marvel/DC > Madoka > Shinrabansho > Umineko > TES > SMT (I like SMT)
Tick tock Barneyfags
>>156050677That's why Sonic, Kratos, and Simon agree with it. We have to be better men.
You defend the ones who stuffed her? And could destroy you? You...could have been so much more...
>>156050665>Did this really upset people that much I assumed it was just weirdos on 4chan.That comic was a nuclear bomb on Twitter.There's people making AI fanfiction about it, people claiming they want to kill themselves, 136200000 Quintillions of manosphere fags posting about itIt's horrible, but at least is not as bad as Malfoid
>>156050690>SuicuneHsng on, we don't even know this guy.
>Batsimp taking the foid bait again
>malfoid talk has hit dbgFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Tour De Guy is faking it to moralfag. He faps to lolis more than Hal. I bet he has an Iiya figure.
>>156050665Re-reading this since the new book came out and it's been a while since I've read BTF
>>156050695I don't wanna be better. I wanna be ruthless and a totally xtreme dude, bro.
If I wanted to see twatter faggotry (I don't), then I'd be on twatter.
>Hsng on,Brown.
vgh...real foids are so revolting...thank trump we have men I have imagined as women to yearn for...
>>156050612>What is fate?One of the coolest franchises of all time. It's a setting about mages who participate in a ritual battle Royale where they summon mythical and historical heroes from humanity's collective consciousness to fight for them. The winner receives the Holy Grail, a powerful relic that will grant their rewrite reality to grant their wish. The main works in the franchise are Fate/Stay Night (OG series that is gigakino), Fate Hollow Ataraxia (sequel), Fate Zero (prequel), Fate/Strange Fake (spinoff + sequel), Fate Extra (spinoff), and Fate Grand Order (spinoff that drops the battle Royale aspect and instead has one man summon all of humanity's heroes to fight demons, aliens, vampire, gods, evil ais etc. that threaten humanity).
Death Battle General yearns for a return to conservative virtues and the traditional family unit that can only be envisioned by the sensitive heart of a yearning young male.
>>156050704Depressing twitter is such ragebait. At the very least, I suppose the artist has had a career boost.>>156050711How am I being baited? Also, how does everyone know I am the batmanfag? I have tried avoiding posting pattinson for ages and I try to type differently.
>>156050718Malfoid no diffs Petra
>>156050691Do you dislike TES? Also may I ask for the reasons for the writing ranking? And what the rankings are for powerscaling besides Marvel/DC
Do we actually take namefags seriously here? Genuine question.
>be malfoid nigger>goes into random threads and posts his BS everywhere>why do people hate me?
>>156050707It's a fucking "Legendary" reincarnated Vaporeon that jobbed in his own movie and didn't accomplish shit you could've removed without changing anything narratively.SHITcune is a FRAUD.
>the pat femcel is backPowerscalingfaggotry and shipfaggotry really are the same thing.
Malfoid.Petra.Bowsette.Female Sensei.John Doe.
>>156050754Only troons and leftoids hate Malfoid
>>156050762>ugliest to hottest
>>156050762Blue archive devs said Sensei is whatever gender you envision though.
>>156050737You forgot about the hentai and lolis. That's my favorite part! Halbro btw.
Malfoidniggas be like>please affirm my fetish and obviously mentally ill delusions at all timesAnd then they get mad when you don't and call em troons lol
>>156050765Conservatives can think youre a cringe fucking niggerfaggot too
>>156049618
>156050765>I'm a nigger and I gotta spew garbage everywhere because that's what niggers do bro!Thanks for letting me know.>>156050783>Loses to Moon PeopleGrim.
wtf is wrong with saitama fans?
>>156050777I agree.
>>156050762Only John Doe is hot and makes me yearn. The rest is tranny gooner garbage.
What would Hal do if he was turned into a little girl
>>156050723I’m not familiar but I looked it up and it’s fantasy? I have just been reading murder mystery trash you get at supermarket checkouts but the last “real” book I read was the turn of the screw. I would recommend, amazing prose styling and a good ghost story. Although the characters were a little like marionettes which is always frustrating when you notice it.>>156050733Kek.>>156050737That sounds extremely confusing that’s my issue. Everything feels so bloated now that getting into it is committing to a million side things and prequels and it’s overwhelming.
>>156050780And you're the faggots that aren't conserving shit instead of bitching about enjoying cartoons or videogames.
>>156050762Do not post the semen demon John Doe here.
>>156050795I'm gonna be honest shit like this happens with every death battle by bringing attention to it people will just troll niggas with this.
>>156050803Travel back in time to get raped by himself.
>>156050803Manipulate time to molest himself.
>>156050799If youre going to keep making a post signature telling me its you, then you can at least make yourself useful, to me
Reminder.
>>156050815>>156050816timeselfcestmind...
>>156050765To be fair when you spam your hyper fixations everywhere that is kind of what troons do. And then get upset when people tell them it’s not relevant. Personally I am looking forward to discussing the tv show this christmas.
>>156050795Beating asses in public needs to become nakedly legal already. Watch society repaired overnight.
>>156050831Anon that still happens today and people still act retarded nothing will change this.
>>156050809If gay faggot libbies are right for one thing its making fun of you and your kind for being cringe as fuck and dragging us back
"Society would be saved if I could legally assrape my powerscaling rivals and enemies."
>>156050821*eats your eraser and steals your snacks*
>>156050722I don't masturbate to loli or shota, sorry.
One would think this guy would get brought up in Fate Vs. debates more, but I only see this guy brought up in SI Fanfiction>>156050806It's a fantasy. You'd probably like something like The Blade Itself by Joe Abercromie; i'll check out this book
>>156050858GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!’
>>156050858Evil Hal Jordan...
*quiet but just barely hearable DS intro sound in the classroom*
>>156050858Gooning to shota is aryan doe.
>>156050858Hey tour de fag why can casper solo the marvel verse?
>>156050862Also in terms of comics, did you ever read ‘a red tails dream’? If you like fantasy novels, you will love it and the art is gorgeous. You can find the whole thing online. Thanks for your rec.
Hopes for the last MU of the big '26?
>>156050821Someone draw this apple as a sissy femboy getting raped by Kratos.
JOHNTOSJanesura..
>>156050876Yeah, straight shota
>>156050870TEACHER!!!!! TEACHER!!!!! ANON IS PLAYING ON HIS DS WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING!!!!!
>>156050748Fate is abysmal shounenshit that has nothing interesting to say about its subject. Also the art sucksMihoyo is just plain forgettable. At least it doesn't have as much pedoshit.Marvel/DC is an endless stalemate where nothing changes, ever.Madoka is pedoshit but it has some seeds of goodnessShinrabansho (I assume you mean Shinza Bansho) is Fate but actually goodUmineko is full of itself but it's good at timesTES is overrated but it's okay?SMT is really good, I like the themes it explores.Other than Marvel/DC or maybe GOW I don't hate any verses in terms of powerscaling.>>156050878Because Marvel is written by idiots. Done.
>>156050870>AYO TEACH, ANON BE PLAYIN HIS NINTENDO IN THE CLASSROOM!
Gonna watch the new Super Beerus episode. It better not be boring as fuck
>>156045329Hmpth….. I love big booty brown women
>>156050858I do not believe you. If you are moralfagging so hard especially here, you are hiding something.
I thought John/Jane Doe were wobblemeat Roblox characters doe?
>>156050876Is it controversial to call people like you cringe? Like the whole “doe” “o algo” “thoughbeit” posting that stupid bearded onions man, talking about being aryan. All of you seem like really repetitive and not funny pedophiles and mental cases. Can you talk normally?
>>156050795It's just slanderfags. I doubt Saitama has very bloodthirsty fans, One Punch Man hasn't been very liked for a while. Random people that might not even care about Saitama saw an opportunity to shit on Goku and went for it.
>>156050887Bulge made for slurping.
So let's lay out the rules then.1. Malfoid was born female, has always been female, and at no point was ever male or has memories of being male. Since being born, she has grown up as a girl, and Heiress of House Malfoy.2. The tags name is Malfoid. not galfoy, not Drarry (Gayyyy), not Malfoy. Malfoid. We are not changing it. If it offends you, that is the POINT.3. Malfoid is about a resurrection of the Mytho-Poetic romantic love story. The kind of story where a noble man and noble woman come together to complete one another. There's some mutual saving involved, and it is principally a chaste and wholesome relationship.
>>156050896>>156050900The fuck guys come on I just wanted to catch Thundurus real quick
>>156050902I say this
>>156050918I don't care.
>>156050907>wobblemeatI know what you are.
>>156050848You're another retarded preachy faggot going to be humiliated or bankrupted because of us until a miserable end.
>>156050911Dunno, can you stop being a gay unemployed simp for foids?
>>156050902
I… I like Drarry…
Umineko is pretty kino it's hard to come by anything like it.
>still talking like he knows FateTour De Guy has played Fate and fapped to the lolis.
>>156050906>MoralGODing about something means you secretly like it!!!Fantastic logic. Please kill yourself, and livestream it.
>>1560509184. Sexifying, pornifying, slutifying characters within the Malfoid tag runs directly counter to the intentions of rule #3, and if you think that the Malfoid movement is the place for your slut like whorecrux behavior, you are wrong and need to go be a slutblood somewhere else.5. Malfoid is not a "GENDER BEND", because there was no male Draco at any point. Malfoid is the wholesale replacement of Draco as a character with a female who is occupying the same space, with a similar (But not identical) attitude as Draco. Malfoid is a "Gendered replacement". There's no transforming men into women, Malfoid is not Transgender as they were born Female and always have been.6. The Malfoid tag is not about swapping all the characters genders, making a Harem anime, or producing a show of Harry having lots and lots of women to choose from because suddenly his best friend or dark arts teacher are suddenly female. This runs counterproductive to rule #3, as it dilutes the chasteness and wholesomeness of the Mytho-Poetic Romance that is predicated upon the singular love between two singular people.
>>156050890CHIBIREVIEWSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>156045329
Shartyfags should be raped to death.
>>156050935No.
Wait a minute how can guy like the umineko series when it also has loli shit?
There are millions of fictional women for you to be attracted to yet you choose to obsess over one who used to be a man. Curious.
>>156050907>wobblemeat
>>1560509497. Malfoid is considered a "Cultural Moment" within a sub-culture that is very large. If you are only here to shit on everyone's parade by saying how irrelevant or insignificant fan culture is, or how fanfiction is a waste of time, or any such nonsense... you can save your breath, we've all heard it before. Go and spend your efforts at demoralization and deconstruction elsewhere.8. The Malfoid change to the story is integrated, adaptive only in how it enhances, fulfills and maintains the overall story of Harry Potter. Adaptations that improve narrative beats, enhance lore integrations or resolve standing plot points that weren't resolved or were resolved in a dis-satisfying way are preferred over vast departures from this sort of canon repurposing of the fiction. While the purpose is NOT to deviate out of the genre or feel, sheer fun and humor is welcome, provided they attempt to adhere as best they can to rules 1-7.9. Malfoid is traditional in its romantic sensibilities, and by this nature, is ostensibly a RIGHT LEANING movement. There are many conservative and religious values wrapped up in the narrative tropes and underpinnings of the story, in and of itself, as well as the romantic resolutions between Malfoid and Harry.
>>156050932What am I?
>>156050918Malfoid canonically has 6 fingers per hand?
>>156050726It’s called Xnow libtard
>>156050954Won't be painful enough.
>>156050882>a red tails dreamI've never seen it but the art looks pretty great>RecIf you actually want to tryhard Fantasy, read Malazan (you'd have to just read this and nothing else on the side). Pretty sure people say it takes them a while to actually get what's going on in it; you're pretty much thrown into the book without any handholding, lots of introspection and philosophizing; first book is admittedly very weak.>>156050959It's a transgender fetish.r63 is for faggots, there is no reason to want to be attracted to a woman that used to be a man
>>156050943>Making shit up Go to fanfiction.net >>156050957Umineko has loli characters. It doesn't sexualize them though
>156050947>this madHis sheets are rock solid from all the nuts he shot to Iiya.
>>156050876Based
>SMT is really good, I like the themes it explores.What themes? Killing your friends and marrying a 12 year old because christianity is evil n shit (not shinto though that can never be evil ever)
>>156050665>What are you reading if you don’t mind?The Nibelungenlied, an epic poem about the dragonslayer, Siegfried, who killed a dragon, bathed in his blood, and became invincible as a result everywhere except for a small spot on his back. In addition to being invincible, Siegfried had the strength to fight 700 men, 7 giants, and 2 German princes by himself, cementing himself as the strongest and most dangerous warrior in all of Europe.But that's all just the backstory for Siegfried. The actual story is about Kriemhildr, the most beautiful woman in Europe. Siegfried hears of her and rides to her kingdom to woo her. He curries the favor of her father, the king and all of her brothers, and he defends her country from the invasion of two nations. Afterwards, Siegfried marries Brynhildr. But her brother, Hagen despises Siegfried and wants to kill him, so he tricks Brynhildr into exposing where Siegfried's weak spot is. Then he slays Siegfried, steals all of his wealth. Kriemhildr is infuriated, but she is a woman so she cannot avenge her husband in battle. So she puts into motion a Machiavellian plan to murder her brother and everyone who was involved in the murder of her lover. She dies in the end, but not before slaughtering everyone
>>156050934Wtf are you talking about schizo? Im on your side, RWs can find you cringe as fuck, youre not exempt because you follow my beliefs.
>>156050762All futa victims
>>156050907>Unironic groomer speechI'll kill you
>>156050795Given how fucking annoying Dragon Fags have been, it's deserved.
>>156050950 Bonechair
>>156050447EpsteinDAMN!
To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if tour de guy was spawnfag.
>RWsEwwwww twatterspeak
Why does Tour De Guy love lolis more than even Hal Jordan?
>>156050447What happened to her leg
>>156050989The eternal cycle of humanity caught up in a cosmic conflict to decide the machinations of the world. The conflict between Law and Chaos, the nature of gods and demons. >>156051010I have never read Spawn in my life.
>>156050989You know that the original author of megami tensi said that he choosed law, right?
>>156051017>no argument I accept your concession.
>>156050962Would a slytherin really be a christian though that seems so out of character. Rowling is also not RW, she’s a feminist and left wing.>>156050979It’s good and a fun read. And it’s hard for me for a book series like that, I read multiple books at once generally and I drop ones if they’re boring me. I have to say, a lot of fantasy I find has an issue where I feel the author thinks they are entitled to my attention and wants to tell me about the world endlessly before I have any reason to be emotionally invested in it or the characters, which is frustrating. I would rather read pulpy trash over something that needs a commitment.
What the fuck does RWs mean? I'm a zoomer and I don't even know what this means
>>156051036right wing/right wingers
>>156050995You'll do nothing lil pup
>>156051027You enjoy very basic themes? Good for you I guess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obys8vMyaHUthis is the only Death battle worth watching rn
Demifiend should be Devilmans matchup.>>156051036Its just short for right wingers
>>156051023>[LIES]>>156051051>very basicI was bringing up the surface of Megami Tensei you fucking nigger. You're not getting any more than that. Kill yourself
The fuck are you people even talking about
Superman attended the 21st Tenkaichi Budoukai.
Fate has the hottest lolis, but which franchise has the second hottest lolis?
>>156051054DRACHENLORDTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>156051059How many times must this be saidDevilman is for HellboyDemifiend is for Laharl
>>156051062Twitter/soijakparty tourists babbling about random garbage from their shitholes
>>156050991Surprisingly, I watched the silent film of this. It’s by fritz lang and if you have the patience for these old movies it’s well worth it imo. But from what I remember, isn’t the MC a rapist? Like he transforms into that quite creepy little guy who wants to marry Brunhilde. Been a long time since I watched it.>>156051036When I am saying it I mean right wing. Although it seems more than one person is saying it
>>156051067Idolmaster, easy.
>>156051054>not cartoon beatbox battles
Extreme badassery and homoeroticism is the greatest. I can believe that, and also talk like a normal guy.
>Fate's Goetia has a gay ass human designWow talk about ruined
>>156051061Smt's themes overall for the games is basic and that's not a bad thing. The fact you get overly defensive when it's pointed out is more telling than anything negative I could've actually said about the series.
Hal won this thread. AGAIN.
>>156050995He’s a tranny constantly posting shit like that in here
Cucky FateBvlly Records of Ragnarok
>>156051098Hal would be a Roblox groomer
>>156050996DragonballSCHOLARS have been nothing but respectful and gentlemanly, apologize immediately
>>156051098Strong against cunny btw
So its safe to say Tour de Gay's inferior intellect and taste lost him this battle. Who's out next match up?
>>156051067Dragon Ball.
Green Lanternbros, Hal’s Discord just got leaked…
>156051054>ween lolcow slop in 2026Gross. That stuff is now like shartyfag culture.
As a random oftopic question, how many of you have cheated before in a relationship? Only asking as thread is nearly gone.
I FUCKING LOVE KAMEN RIDERI FUCKING LOVE WATCHING JAPANESE DUDES DRESSING UP AS BUGS AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF CYBORGS NAZIS AND SHAPE-SHIFTING ALIENS
To replace Spawnfag I should become the Demi-Fiendfag/poster. But then again, there's probably a new, non cp watching Spawnposter to replace the old one by now. How do people like Hulkposter, Ultraman, Minafag, Shitnic, and Spawnfag not get banned for avatar/signature use though? They do it 24/7 every thread everytime
>>156051137I do remember being struck by that particular frame of him
>>156050996Dragon Ball chads are the hope of humanity!
>>156051127No thanks.>>156051138A classic Pedoyama design.
>>156044361
>>156051150I haven't truly cheated but I did break up with a girl to immediately get with another one I was more interested in. I find cheating pretty shitty so I try not to do it.
>>156051150We GET cucked, we don’t cuck here. Capish?
>>156051156bum farto
The demographics of these threads have to be 100% male. I doubt there’s ever been a human with a vagina who’s ever posted in a DB thread.
>>156047666>autistic booking>literal who>the jobber who gets RAPED by mountainbustersReddit is so ass man
>>156051171Damn, brutal, but I guess way more fair than cheating. At least you were honest… what did you tell her? I hope you lied.
>>156050961My Fuckable Little Bitch detector just beeped.
>>156051156I'd fuck this beautiful snake lady with MASSIVE tits
>>156050876TRVKE!!!
>>156051189There has to be a few women here. Some of these posts are way too foid coded not to be.
>gets the final episode of the season
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>>156051189>thinks you need a vagina to be femaleYou fucking chud. HULK… SMASH!!!
>>156051190>autistic bookingMore like Emerald reliant fraud>Still gets knocked out of super form by knucklesGrim
>>156051189I have a vagina since my surgery last year.
>>156051215Jujutsu Kaisen should have ended at Shibuya.
>>156051192Oh I just said this isn't going to work out anymore. I'm not gonna tell someone I fell out of love. I usually go for something alone the lines of "I'm sorry but you deserve better" so I can make them feel like they are worth something while I'm immediately with someone else.
>>156051216The word chud makes me laugh so much man. I remember my first time seeing a Kratospost where he calls somebody a fucking chud and the image in my head got me giggling like a retard.
>>156051169>use the age of consent discussion threadNo.
>>156051210That’s the trannies posting
>>156051215Post her asshole.
>>156051234I read the entire mango up to that arc and can confidently say that it wasn't good at any point
>>156051215Jujutsu Kaisen should have ended with Kirara slurping Sukuna to death.
>>156051215Kirara is the hottest girl in JJK and it ain't even close.
BAKER. NEW BREAD. POST HASTE.
>>156050777>You forgot about the hentai It's not hentai. It's sex for mana. And there's a mythical basis for that because semen has always been considered powerful, virulent, and full of life. It was said that in Norse Mythology for example that Odin would slurp the semen from dead men's bodies to empower himself with more mana. And in Egyptian Mythology Set tried to rape Horus and force his semen into him because if your semen was in someone, then you owned them. But Horus caught the semen with his hand, chopped his hand off, then jerked off and came into Set's food, so that he would instead own Set and be able to exile him, since his semen was now in Set's belly. And in Greek Mythology, Hercules is only mythically strong because he slurped the breast mil from Hera's tits. And while breast milk isn't semen, it still thematically fits the idea of sexual fluids transferring power.
>>156051250>I'm you.
>>156051210That's the Batsimp. He's so incredible gay, low test and high estrogen he puts actual foids to shame.
>>156051190That's Captain Marvelous aka Gokai Red. For some reason powerscalers pin him against Luffy because "pirates"
>>156051265Is xir going to use it on ximself?
>>156051279>I'm hype moments and aura with no substance
>>156051273>he made an essay to explain why the hentai isn't hentaiIt's hentai.
>>156051243Fine geez
Nophono and nobaldi is very interested in your SNCA ya kuch aur.
>>156051241You’re a bastard, but I can’t lie that line would work on me, so. I think that’s the nicest way to handle it if you really did not see a future there. Very smooth.>>156051242It’s such a stupid unserious word. It also makes me laugh like crazy.>>156051246Aren’t you saying here that they do actually behave like women? In my experience, TIMs are really obvious because they’re so obviously men who think typing like they got a lobotomy makes them look feminine.
https://youtu.be/Q2-GUaWFNbM
>>156051214DOOMTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>156051284Knowing tokusatsu he is either wall level or have dozens of planet+ feats, so what it is?
>>156051295Except that moment was built up to for most of the show at that point.
You faggots would rather post 'p then make a new thread
>>156050806>That sounds extremely confusing that’s my issue.Not really. The main work in the franchise is the visual novel, Fate/Stay Night. Once you've read that, then you can branch out and read anything else in the setting. Canon really doesn't matter after Fate/Stay Night because the setting is a multiverse, and basically every entry after Fate/Stay Night takes place in its own universe / timeline, even the prequel Fate/Zero is an alternative universe timeline. It might sound convoluted, but it means it's not like capeshit where you have to read or watch a dozen different books to understand what's going on
>>156051328You do it.
>>156051328I'm not a shartybro
The culling games should've been longer and kyoto should've done more. Mechamaru and Mai immediately die after you're introduced to them btw.
>>156051273>It was said that in Norse Mythology for example that Odin would slurp the semen from dead men's bodies to empower himself with more manaThat was a gay guy making it up. He also claimed Jesus was also gay and took semen btw
>>156051282This made me laugh. KEK.>>156051331I quite like light novels but I never got into VNs too much. Maybe I will give this a go. What kind of story is it? Stuff with loads of timelines and universes can really annoy me, it sort of ruined homestuck for me. Maybe I will give it a go, thanks.
>>156051332Janjan RAPES and GAPES me ev&doe I follow the rules because /dbg/ is treif and haram
I don't give a shit about any dogshit gacha franchises because they're all turds and Japan, China and Korea can't make good media.
SAY HER NAME!
>>156051371You’re not wrong.
>>156051373HATSUNE MIKU
Matchups for this feel?
Fate BROKE me...
>>156051371The implication here being that he plays the WWE gacha instead
I would want skullgirls to have a death battle but the current people owning it deserve nothing and in fact they deserve even less than nothing
>>156051384
NOBODY would care about JJK without the anime and Gojo btw
>>156051371You are right, assortment of gigachads in outer space.
>>156051393And what would CSM look like without its female characters?
>>156051371>they're breathing in spaceI wish I could do that...
>>156051393Because most gojo fans are larpers or brown people or non whites pretending to be white through him?
>>156051410I don’t know, but Kiara would still be in it.
>>156051389Darksydephilmaxxing
>>156051215Who's this guy?
NOBODY would care about KnY without the anime btw.
>>156051325He has the powers and abilities of past red sentais. Iirc he's multiversal scaling wise. He DID fight Kamen Rider Decade to a standstill in-canon who was one of the most powerful characters in KR canon.
>>156051410Similarly irrelevant
>>156051410People like denji still
You die.
>Denjeet the rimmer of man ass
>>156051410>CSM out of NOWHERE
Nobody would care about manga without anime.
>>156051427True.
>>156051389Thats Aryan though
>>156051081>But from what I remember, isn’t the MC a rapist?Yeah. None of the heroes from early mythology are particularly heroic. Siegfried is a rapist and a man with a short temper who slaughters everyone who offends him or his honor. Merlin helped Uther Pendragon rape Igraine so that King Arthur could be conceived. Achilles kidnapped a woman and made her his sex slave and when the king took her away from him he refused to fight in the Trojan War. Odysseus murdered his own ally, Palamedes because Palamedes got him drafted into the Trojan War. And so on. The qualities of a hero back then weren't defined by their actual morals, but rather the supernatural deeds that they could accomplish. In Mythology, it didn't matter if you were a rapist, a liar, a murderer, of a villain with no honor -- as long as you could slay armies, mythical beasts, cast powerful magics, or perform Herculean feats, then you were a hero
Nobody would care about cucky manga and comics without their animated/live action adaptations btw
>>156051427But it's got the best selling manga to volume ratio by a mile
>>156051451I don’t actually agree. I find manga way more enjoyable than anime. It wastes so much less of my time and all I see is the best looking panels instead of loads of drawn out slow moving images with annoying and bad voice actors. I can read a manga very quickly and get the best parts of the story.
CSM was fairly popular even before it got an anime, though that was mainly because of brapkima
>>156051464Erm achksully this could also mean the morals and virtues of people back then are alien to us now thougheverbeit
Fucking losers
>>156051463>Last thing Lowtierfraud sees before his skull is crushed
>>156051371What about Mongolia? People always forget those East Asians. Vietnam is honorary.
Nobody cares about cucky comics without live action movies.
>>156051477It's only sort of true. There's things in manga that can't really be replicated in anime. Like how the darkness devil was slicing apart people with the sound effects itself or when the curse devil flicks Aki's nail sword to strike katana man for example
Will Zelda characters ever be on Death Battle again?
>>156051464The one exception imo is dante. I find dante to be more palatable since he is a little more sensitive on that topic, I remember being very surprised when he had womanisers and deadbeat dads quite low down in hell. I found the scene in purgatory where beatrice gives him a telling off extremely moving in a way I find very rare for old books like that which aren’t so interested in exploring mental states of characters. It is probably one of the most moving things I have ever read actually.
>>156051505Is there anyone besides Link Zelda or Ganon they could use
Cucky ComicsCucky MangaCucky Light NovelsCucky Visual NovelsCucky BooksBvlly Vidya
>>156051391>mass censored a fanservice franchise>even the porn artists that helped work on it like Zone-Tan cucked out and defended the censorship
Orb vs 1000 Eggs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Das21OBe6Nw
MOVIETOS!videogamesura…
Has anyone played stupid never dies? I think it'd be a funny game to powerscale
>>156051444>>156051505HalDAYUM
>>156051355>What kind of story is it?It's a battle royale about 7 mages, each of whom summons a heroic spirit, which is basically a mythical hero or a historical hero that has been empowered by the collective consciousness of humanity to be superhumanely strong. The mages and their heroic spirits fight and the last man standing gets to have their wish granted.That's the surface level plot. The actual plot is about Emiya Shirou, a mentally ill boy with PTSD, survivor's guilt, and a martyr complex. He was the sole survivor of the Fuyuki Fire, a city wide explosion caused by the last Holy Grail War. And because of this he feels like he doesn't deserve to live while everyone around him died. Shirou has an unhealthy obsession with living for others, and so, he sees it as his moral duty to participate in the war and minimize the causalities that will be inflicted by it. All of the heroes and the mages exist as narrative and thematic foils to Shirou. I can't elaborate too much without spoiling, but it's really genius how the author uses the war to expand and develop Shirou's character. If you're familiar with visual novels, then you'll know they have a route like structure, where-in every story has multiple "routes" or story paths for you to take, and each route is roughly 20-30 hours long. The first route Fate is deliberately generic and slow. It does a lot of worldbuilding and it has a lot of exposition. The story is also played fairly straight as a love story with very little twists. The next two routes: Unlimited Blade Works and Heaven's Feel, are when it gets good. The story and the themes become more complex, and the ideals of Shirou are challenged by the narrative itself to craft a truly compelling story.
>>156051541Looks like Suda51slop
Reminder that Kratos vs Asura has never been seriously debunked.
>>156051557I really appreciate the effort you put into this post but>you need to read something not very good to get to the good partsAhhh. And it’s like a video game too? I don’t know. I guess homestuck is like that, and I read all of that garbage.
>>156051573Kratos would never kill a POC. That's not very BETTER man of him.
>>156051571You watch your tone suda51 is a respected game dev just never mention hotel Barcelona or killer is dead or nmh 3
>>156051588Kratos is a POC.
>>156051571FUCK RACISM
THE HERO OF POWERSCALING IS DEFENDING THE SAITAMA VS GOKU EPISODE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIkeeWVFhg
>>156051597So is Asura
>>156051576>And it’s like a video game too?It's basically a novel with voice acting, music, and special effects. In terms of how long it is, the entire "game" has a longer word count than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. So it's definitely an investment. But if you're enjoying the series, then it won't feel that long imo.
Ever notice Beerus's gut gets all gurgly when he needs to poop? This confirms that his digestive tract contains bacteria. He's completely unable to hakai the poop and bacteria inside him. He also sneezes on screen, proving that even allergens completely bypass his god ki and energy of destruction.Between this and a heart virus killing Future Goku, an argument can be made that a specialized microscopic bacteria can easily wipe out anyone in Dragon Ball. And judging by Cell, it's possible for them to be completely sentient while they do it.
>>156051597>chuddy greekWrong. And even then, Asura is a Dravidian (African-Indian) which is higher up on the POC pyramid.
>>156051519There's Skull Kid and Ghirahim
>>156051634Facts, DB is a osmosis johns victim.
Kratos won.
>>156051634So he's a Doc Q victim?
Cucky FateBvlly Melty Blood
>>156051479>though that was mainly because of brapkimait was funny seeing the before-and-after reading reaction of some makima cosplayers
>>156051650Doc Q can turn men into biological foids so that we can YEARN for them.
>>156051622OK. I tend to just dive into stuff, so maybe I will give it a try when I read before bed.
>>156051634Aquaman can control microscopic creatures.
>>156051634Have you considered he chooses not to do these things to maintain his microbiomes? You need bacteria etc in you in order to survive and be healthy. He might not want to risk it. If he messes up his internal biome it would be really hard to fix it.
>>156051669He could also make a virus that turns women into men or a virus that makes animals into humans.
>>156051451>>156051467>>156051477As much as I like to agree with you, JJK and Oshi no Ko lost its traction as soon as it ended/someone important died. Both anime are going strong, but hardly anyone talked about it after Gojo and Aqua got shrek’d. What saddens me more is how Blue Exorcist was handled
>>156051694>Cant even perfectly calculate the amount of microbes in his gut he would need to stay healthy down to the last micro organismThis is just further downscaling him, now he's any random Raildex character victim besides the MC.
Just watched the latest episode of Coomer One Minute Melee and it reminded me of my shitty matchup. Thoughts on my retardation?
>>156051703There is like a 10 mainstream JJK memes per season, what are you talking about?
>Dragon Ball characters when they hear this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D40RHPimrKk
Why is the raildex power system so fucking convoluted?
>>156051634>>156051694the entire dragon ball verse? askin's victim
>>156051709>This is just further downscaling himThink that was on accident?
>>156051716>meme Such as?
>>156051711All combatants have creation trio scaling I'm guessing?
>>156051703Naoya appeared in 2 episodes and I have seen more people talk about him then every single character posted so far in this thread
oh yeah the G1 blog for Lucina vs Grovyle came outhttps://g1-team.com/2026/10/25/death-battle-predictions-lucina-vs-grovyle/
>>156051761That's because of the anime and because projection sorcery is cool as shit and was wasted on two niggas guaranteed to die. They didn't even have yuta eat the corpses of the zenin clan massacre.
SONIC
In Seth's stream, they just reacted to Goku fighting Enel, which they say makes Luffy outerversal.
>>156051729>so fucking convoluted?it's just the magic side desuthe entirely of index powersystem can be summarized as a "beliefs empower" trope
>>156051769Pokemon can finally get their long-awaited pity win...
>>156051777>Unironically trusting seth the "born again Christian" pedophile
>>156051777Lol what nonsense.
If your show has someone saying “they didn’t even eat the corpses” as a genuine criticism, that is a stupid sounding show
>>156051711Blaziken. Use Shadow Claw.
>>156051769>wasting a blog on thispeople are mental
>>156051790>>156051789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7LCImfo9HsEnel had Goku bleeding and Goku needed to turn Super Saiyan and help from Luffy.
>>156051789That hypocritical fucking faggot did the exact same shit as ghopper85. Unbelievable.Did it ever even apologize for wishing death on Toriyama over teen Bulma or Lady Red?
>>156051795Blaziken would job to avdol because he could just manipulate the flames on his arms
>Lucina may be several times faster and stronger...BUT GROVYLE WILL SIMPLY SCORE A WIN THROUGH HAXHas there been a single hax win against a character with MOSTLY EVEN STATS this season, let alone a notable stats disparity
>>156051769They gave lucina the experience despite him being a more frequent time traveler
>>156051821People wish death on others all the time, it’s normal now apparently.
>>156051846I don't care. There will be fucking accountability.
>>156051821Fuck no why would seth apologize? The fact that all of those niggas that called seth out forgave him like weak beta cucks.
>>156051751Naoya hair flip Mahoraga as a whole
>>156051813by the way, japs don't have a word for canonthey just see things between official and non-official (le damn piracy). they take continuity from the official sources
What the fuck movie is 7 hours long
>>156051860Can this drama be explained to me? This is the only semi interesting thing i’ve ever read in these threads so far.
>>156051793We are on the general about the series that made kratos multiversal.
>>156051821>Did it ever even apologize for wishing deathnigga, you are in 4chanif anything, you apologize for typing such pussy ass zoomer post
>>156051869Can you post them I’m not aware
>>156051769>Charizard is described as having flames that can melt mountains.
>>156051573on planet retard yes>>156051101>SMT has basic themes!!!!!!!!!!!You could only make this if you don't know the games.
>>156051882Do you have any others? Thanks.
>>156051769>Lucina vs Grovyle>looks inside>Super Mystery Dungeon (game where Grovyle has a cameo in) vs Engage (game where Lucina has a cameo in)I hate modern powerscaling
HELPA ME LUIGI, SONIC IS RAPING AND GAPING MY ASSHOLE
>>156051900https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/naoya-hair-flip
>>156051904DDS, SJ, III and IV WON
>>156051860That faggot should be condemned by every Dragon Ball fan and treated like Boogie at minimum.
>>156051917please, understand. coomers requested this match>>156051919uh, i didn't know knowyourmeme is still getting updated
That girl boogie is dating is such a freak.
>>156051918kbc
>Pokefags finally get a win>It's against some literal who franchise
>SethThePedoGroomerGODdom101 victim.TotallyNotCHAD victim.DaKINGDt victim.LORDkage victim.
>>156051886Essentially seth was a popular powerscaler. He was originally going to make a remake of ichigo vs naruto where he had a patreon where he was taking money for it. (He took the money and ran) He also bullied swagkage to the point of considering suicide. He also had a 16 year old girl's nudes and showed it to multiple other people in his discord server. He was 25 or older when he did this btw.
>>156051899No, I wish death for deserved reasons, that's just a cocksucking faggot pearlclutching over anime rape or fanservice. Never even try false equivalence shit with me.
>>156051968Post Fire Emblem not having like 5 characters in Smash
>>156051971>He also had a 16 year old girl's nudes and showed it to multiple other people in his discord server.Thats it? Fucking 16 year old is legal in several places in the USA.
>>156051969WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE
>Prominent Dragon Ball YouTuber is a pedo>Dragon Ball fans don't care at allNot even shocked.
>>156051968literally who...
The most egregious things seth did was holding his friend/coworker financially hostage, stealing thousands from his fans to remake the naruto vs ichigo death battle. Explicitly sharing child pornography with multiple people in his discord server.
>core media = jobber barely building level verse>secondary, tertiary and deeper obscure semi canon media = upscaled to verse of bovndless beastsmy verse?
>>156051985The fact your only go to is Smash is all that needs to be said.
>>156051986Don't care. These faggots deserved to be crucified by the exact same logic that's spewed at Japanese cartoons.
>>156052004ABRAHAMICTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>156051971Thank you. Every time I read some kind of discord drama or leak like this it’s so funny to me but also mildly depressing at the same time.
>>156052004Dragon Ball...
>>156051987A bunch of faggots with a social media account.
>>156051986You retard sex with them is legal in some places pornographic or naked images of them aren't it isn't that hard to understand. Especially if you share it with multiple people which is a fucking crime which would be called revenge porn and distribution of child pornography.
>>156052008Can you post Smash not being a cultural phenomenon?
>>156052042Can you post smash NOT being full of pedophiles and groomers?
>>156052034That makes no fucking sense.
>>156051971>bullied swagkage to the point of considering suicideHow do you bully someone online?
>>156052042Can you post Fire Emblem having any relevancy outside of Smash?
>>156052047I........
>>156052004Pokemon
>>156052050He was paying swagkage to be his editor and researcher.
>>156051769why even do this? they share no themes
>>156052004Star Wars
don't forget arguing traps weren't gay but not using the same logic for loli
>>156052034Yes, that’s the real reason. He has taken advantage of that girl and now he is humiliating her based on the trust she thought she had with him by exposing her to other men to degrade her. It’s disgusting.
>>156052047That's only Smelee
>>156052083That's Ultishit.
>>156052071Oh yeah I forgot seth debated this and also was very pro veganism and polyamory
>>156051974>No, I wish death for deserved reasonsow the edge
>>156052066I see.
>>156052050You can 100% bully someone online. Anyone who has had the anxieties of irl pictures of them out etc there knows this. You can’t just look away sometimes, it’s not that easy.
>lolis>trapHalDAMN!FateDAMN!HoyoDAMN!TouhouDAMN!
>>156051971>>156051986>>156052034>He also had a 16 year old girl's nudesThis makes me wonder. If you had those, but there was no way to verify when they were taken besides word of mouth, and the girl was already 18-19 and you simply told them the pics were from after she was 18, is there even any way this could be pursued as CP? Because there is quite literally no difference between a girl when she is 16 and when she is 18 unless it's completely unrelated shit like getting obese.
>>156052115Hal is the piccolo of these threads I guess.
>>156052080Yeah and it still being pedophilia doesn't help because in his state it was very not legal
>>156052096Yes. With unshakeable confidence.
>>156052052>Can you post Fire Emblem having any relevancy outside of Smash?three houses basicallyeven north american animators know about edelgard. bluey guy referenced her once or twice
>>156052116Probably by looking at the date/exif data? Other than that, not really outside of absent bodily changes such as tattoos or something
>>156052137>three houses basicallyNever heard of it.
>>156052136>Yes. With unshakeable confidencefair enough. confidence is admirable etc etc
>>156052071Traps aren't gay and liking loli does make you a pedo though.
>>156051907
>>156052116Actually this has happened before but it's a case by case basis and dates and times could be verified when something like this happens.
/dbg/ really doesn't have its finger on the buzzer regarding what's popular and not
>>156052125It’s an accomplishment to these people to predate on girls as young as possible and he was showing off to his friends about it. I’ve seen lots of things like this before.
>>156051823>Blaziken would job to avdol because he could just manipulate the flames on his armsIt would be "not very effective" the first time while letting them realize MR can manipulate fire and avoiding fire type moves. Blaziken also has a surprising amount of type coverage.One thing I'll have to detract from Blaziken is that we know May's Blaziken has Blaze and not Speed Boost. Magician's Red isn't a fast Stand to begin with, but it takes away Blaziken's ability to just blitz them. Aura Sphere doesn't check for accuracy though which is probably useful.
>>156050795toriyama was ruining dragonball
SEMETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!ukesura...
>Gokutama is at 9mil a week inWhat do you think it'll be at by the end of the month?
>>156052158I’ve seen this one. Another!
>>156052171>the original creator was ruining the series he made Imagine . . .
SMASHTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!limbusura...DUNKEYTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!octopathsura...THATONEREDDITORGUYTHATKEPTSPAMMINGANTIJRPGSHITON/v/UNTILITWASREVEALEDHEWASALITERALHOMOSEXUALOBSESSEDWITHHISBARBER'SBALLSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!jrpgsura...
Star Wars.Dragon Ball.Terminator.Harry Potter.
>>156052200You use this website too much.
>>156052116>the body makes it hard to telli recall a thread in /pol/ about this. not because what they said is sound, rather it was amusing, but because one dude got in court for a female pornstar that looked underage. not mistakehis defense called her to testify and she went. she was over 18 yofunny stuff
>>156052191George was right. Boomers and Gen-X were being retarded whiny manchildren
>>156052210Why do people like star wars?
>>156052222checking your quads in agreementas soon as they sent death threats over jar jar binks they lost all credibility
>>156052210I FIGHTTO DRIVE MY SERIES INTO THE GROUND!
>>156052210How did James ruin Terminator?
>>156052246It's funny knowing George's beautiful black wife voiced jar jar binks and suggested the idea of him.
Darth Jar Jar.
>>156052181YUM!
>>156052222>>156052246I find it funny that I remember the prequels being bashed back then and now people like them and make le aura edits of Anakin. They didn't know how bad it could get
>>156052277he made arnold age
>Dragon Fags are massive sore winners>Get hit back with something that actually hurts their feelings (Toriyama being dead)>They throw a tantrum
>>156052284>le aura edits >of Anakin
>still no threadDid I let this one up too long?
>>156052284The Prequels were at least the original creator's vision and had redeeming installments set at that timeframe which is a lot more than one can say about the Sequels
>>156052293>well I lost in mortal kombat? Yeah well...Uh...Your father has cancerAnon please...
>>156052277>Genisys>Dark FateOh and also 3 and 4 were obviously panned and only given the "WELL AT LEAST IT WASN'T AS BAD AS GENISYS AND DARK FATE" treatment
>>156052314Sasuke… it’s you?
>the original creator's vision
>>156052304It's funny how much the animation saved his aura. Clone Wars was good, but this manchild autist anakin and the one from there are like two different people entirely
I only win with fanfic powers.
>>156052328>Trusting Disney's bullshit
>>156052281Biwisi wonned...
>>156052342This is actually sonic, I never saw him do any of the things in the games remotely like the stuff he apparently did in comics I will never ever look at.
>>156052314>Being angry that a person you never met died over a year agoAnon please...
>>156052342Gokek...
>>156052354BBP won because without her we wouldn't have jar jar binks
>>156052380>beefy black pussyI'm diamonds rn
Wait I just started laughing my ass off randomly at something I read like 10 minutes ago, you mean there are people DONATING MONEY so that some “expert” can say if he thinks mario can beat mickey mouse? Hahahahahaha what the fuck?
>>156052342there are zero good fanfics
>>156052408just wait until you learn about psychiatry
>>156052345
>>156052368Nigger there is a difference between insulting a person who died from brain damage to...Taking the web series that thought it was a good idea for capeshit to smurf to not do a "toxic mu" seriously.
I watched the original star wars movies and they sucked
Hey bro just giving you your cut of my wages for this month, you are the only guy I can trust on if garfield would win in a fight with spiderman or not. Money well spent.
Harry x HermioneGoku x BulmaSimon x YokoIchigo x RukiaGuts x FarneseYuji x NobaraDenji x A braincellMy taste?
>>156052408Lol. There is actually people that unironically believe that powerscaling or X-verse "experts" exist and this shit is some sort of science. There is a surprising amount of people that do appeals to authority on powerscaling by referencing some forum retards or one specific youtuber who "le does powerscaling for a living", so "he must know what he is doing and saying!"
>>156052436I’ve always known therapy was a load of BS trust me.
Verity's from Minecraft.
Just set up your own Death Battle. In a few years Generative AI will be so good you could ask it to run the animations yourself. Or fuck it, you could do it with shittly drawn comics.
>>156052446It's not my fault fans have a parasocial relationship with creators.
>>156052466You like cucky losers that lost?
>I watched the original star wars movies and they sucked
>the pakistani supports ai sloppaThe jokes write themselves
>>156052470I’m still laughing about it, this has really lightened my day. People are so stupid.
>>156052493But I didn’t mention you or your father?
>>156052493He probably thinks Sakura is an angel who deserved better.
>>156052504AI slop is the FUTURE. ACCEPT IT!
Greedo shot first btw.
>>156052500Are they even good? The same goes for marvel moviesI've never watched either
>Super Shadow couldn't destroy the Black Comet by himself and needed to warp it into orbit with Chaos Control and use the power of the Eclipse Cannon to destroy it>the Black Comet is so fragile that it would've broken apart during re-entry, which is why Black Doom needed the power of the emeralds to warp it to the surface with Chaos Control>???>Super Shadow can destroy an infinite multiverseMmmmm, lore scaling...
>>156052549Lore scaling? You mean fanfic scaling.
>>156052514>People are so stupidYou would know.
>>156052530>WAAAAAAAAAHHHH THIS MEAN 12 YEAR OLD MADE FUN OF ANOTHER 12 YEAR OLD!!! I'M GONNA PISS AND CRY ABOUT HER FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS!!!!This is how you sound.
The force is female.Deal with it.
>>156052549Just say maria and you defeat shadow instantly.
>>156052547>most popular movie of '77 >highest grossing on first release >won 6/10 Oscar nominations >referenced, homaged and spoofed to high heaven and back
>My villain can destroy a universe>Well, no he's never done it>No my villain hasn't ever shown an attack larger than continental... but he COULD>I'm scaled up to him anywaysVerses for this feel?
>>156052573KEEEK
>>156052466>Harry x HermioneIt seems that people that read the books don't agree with this cause apparently Harry thought Hermione was annoying in hte books and the movie directors did some fanfic-tier shit with Hermione by giving her a bunch of ron and harry scenes from the source material is this true for the 2 people that read Rowling's books? I remember I liked the pairing cause they were cute in the third and fourth movies, but they went all in the ron romance after that.
Maria's pussy jobs to my cock while Shitdow jobs to that outerversal glass cage.
>>156052448Cucky Dunefag.
You niggers should be raped by a BBC to be TAVGHT to be better men.
>>156052573>WAAAAAAAAAHHHH THIS MEAN 12 YEAR OLD MADE FUN OF ANOTHER 12 YEAR OLD!!! I'M GONNA PISS AND CRY ABOUT HER FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS!!!!
>>156052155>men dressed as women and liking them isn't gayGokubro...
>>156052578Mortis already confirmed this.
>>156052606>n-wordI'll teach you MONSTER
>>156052408>>156052470>>156052514>RTH
>>156052620Why'd you edit out the spade?
>>156052596Thank you. It’s so weird to me when people say “rowling regretted not putting them together” when they have zero chemistry in the actual books. It didn’t make much sense for them to be together.
>>156052578Then it must have a HUGE futacock since it impregnated Anakin's mom
>>156052637chud MONSTER isn't ready to receive BBC yet.
>>156052626BZZZZZ!!!
>>156052578Cucky foid force jobs to Yuuzhan Vong.
>>156052470>Lol. There is actually people that unironically believe that powerscaling or X-verse "experts" exist and this shit is some sort of scienceAnon... you're in a thread about Death Battle. You CARE about their research and you treat it like christians treat the gospel.
>>156051971>Bully to the point of suicide Where did you get this information? I’m not saying you’re right or wrong, but Swag seems like a normal put together guy compared to everyone. I got married in August this year. From what I remember, Seth was the one contemplating suicide because all his Discord friends dogged on him for having minor nudes. https://x.com/swagkage/status/2086526334948290636?s=46
>>156052645About that . . .
>>156052668cucky yuuzhan vong are nothing before BVLLY Abeloth's massive tentacle futa cock.
>>156052681Projecting sonicfag (0-2 btw)
Ask sonic to participate in a DB without access to Chaos Emeralds
>>156052691If Sheev was the one who impregnated Anakin's mom why'd he make it so Anakin would chuck him down an elevator shaft 40 years later?
>>156052668>>156052692>Abeloth>Yuuzhan Vong
>>156052692Post cucky Abeloth not jobbing to a crippled weakened Darth Krayt.
>>156052690He looks like if all the beatles except john lennon merged into one guy
>>156052707I-I-I-I CAAAAAAAN'TTTT!!! I'M TOO CVCKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! AIEEEE SILVER AND SHADOW SAVE ME AGAINST ONE SINGULAR VILLAIN HELP HELP EGG-SAMA AMP ME UP TO FIGHT THE END PLEAAAAASEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>>156052715>SENILEcasNothing he says matters
>>156052470What's funny is that powerscalers bitch and moan when you cite actual authorities at them, like scientific papers or plato stanford edu. This is because the majority of powerscalers aren't shit, they know they aren't shit, and they get angry when you bring this up. You can troll every dimensional tiering retard simply by asking them>'When was this mentioned in scientific papers'Don't give them any leeway either. Be very direct. You are asking for THE WHOLE SYSTEM OF DIMENSIONAL TIERING and its existence in science. One-off snippets won't count for them, and direct contradictions count against them. At every time this happens you say:>'I thought you were an authority. If what you're saying is not only true, but an obvious truth at that, why do we not see it in the relevant academic fields?'
>>156052050NTA but I remember Packgod getting a lot of shit because some kid hired/paid Pack to “roast” his online bully.
>>156052691Somehow Palpatine came inside Anakin's mom
Enough with the futa
I don’t think a virgin birth involves any sex… I think the particles needed for a healthy pregnancy would just materialise and come together. Like an egg that is already with the parts it needed to become a baby.
>SW fans: >>156052308>Also SW fans: >>156052734
>>156052573Sakura....You lost....
>>156052729That’s funny
>>156052547>The same goes for marvel moviesThese ones are all kino. Watch all of them before Doomsday comes out, which is guaranteed to be kino because it's by the guys who made Winter Soldier and Infinity Wars (2 of the greatest capeshit movies of all time)
>>156052690He's put together now emphasis on now but when he was working for seth he was in a bad spot in his life.
>>156052691Kenjaku vs palpatine is suprisingly thematic...
>>156052690>he*My b, first person mixed up xd
>>156052691Disney Wars isn't canon
>>156052756It's hotter to think that the force is a woman with a force-created futacock that came billions of midi-chlorians inside Anakin's mom
>>156052783I mean they were genuinely friends even if it was a contractor relationship. Swag was one of the first people who called suicide prevention even after their beef.
>>156052770Thanks, posts like this are why I do what I do.
>>156052782>TASM>Thor>Thor Ragnarok>Black Panther>Hulk
>>156052606But I'm already black
>>156052485>Or fuck it, you could do it with shittly drawn comics.ai, decompile this comic
>>156052807Your entire verse will be TAUGHT by Sora, Donald and Goofy and you will like it.
>>156052782Those old spiderman movies are good. Who cares about any of the rest of this crap.
>>156052831But Disney Wars is in KH4?
>>156052810I don’t like what you have replied to me here, I have to be honest.
>Disney Wars
>>156052782Winter soldier mogs so hard every other MCU movie it's insane.
>>156052844WATCH OUT KRATOS
>>156052844>Solos Kratos by virtue of being a rockGrim.
>tour de fag is an AI jeet
>>156052843Yes, I also dislike the idea of midi-chlorians
>>156052838There's no distinction. There is only Disney Wars.
>>156051985Nintendo literally goad Sakurai into putting them in for free advertisement. I like how sexy the FE characters are, but I would be lying if I don’t admit they are industry planted as fuck
>>156052782The GOTG movies are all worth watching even if Gunn is a fag.>b-but they are quirky chungusYou listed Thor Ragnarok which is even worse.
>>156052807Rewatch the opera scene in RotS
>>156052528Well that makes sense given I didn't mention bvlly masters that won
>>156052862>NOOO YOU CAN'T USE THIS NEW USEFUL TOOL BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!!!Luddite...
I can't wait for all the Sora feats when he goes to Tatooine. He's probably going to get the force as permanent ability too just like tinker's flight
>>156052863Well if I had mini chlorines, I would rub them into my eyes after reading your posts.
>>156052869>how sexy the FE characters areFavorite FE girl?
>>156052782>no Blade>no Blade 2
>he even speaks like one tooKEKAROOOO
>>156052877Shut up street shitter
>>156052914>OBSESSED with South Asia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHlKg7BE5Rw
Shilling AI Slop is what my country is ALL about!
>>156052817>Black Panther>Nominated for Best Picture Yes?
>Theft A- OK!>Watching FateNOOOOO YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE SAR YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE WITH NO TASTE. POLICE ARREST YOU SAR
>>156052922I’m not one of the anons talking to you, but if you guys could collectively decide to stop dead eyed staring at anyone you are attracted to in public, that would be awesome.
NEW THREAD NOOOOOOW
>>156052944INDIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!BANGLADESHTOOOOOOOOOS!PAKITOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>156052906On model Lucina
>>156052955>DID I LET THIS THREAD GET TOO MANY POSTS?
Black Panther is an incredibly mid movie. That best picture award was propped up by culture climate and white americans being in love with larping the culture of others
I won
>>156052946>sure it might not have won best picture but at least it got nominated after a massive astro-turfing campaignCope.
>>156052898Sora deflects the Death Star
>>156052950I think most people in a first world country would view theft as less morally incorrect than pedophilia. Although given the fears of ai-generated cp I don't really know why you would support and defend ai if you already loathe lolicon
Can we get to 900?
>DID I LET THIS THREAD GET TOO STRONG>THATS IT IM WIPING THE THREAD RIGHT NOW
sorry. autocorrect, i mean to sayIA won
>>156051985Fire Emblem having plenty of characters isn't inherently problematic, it's the fact that series like Zelda and Metroid don't get as much representation and that 3 of the 8 FE fighters are clones of the first.Why does Marth need 3 Dr. Marios.
>>156052977Is that what your trip thing just came out like or did you design it to be that way?
>>156052987Can we get much higher
>>156052976I like Chadwick Boseman and Michael B Jordan. I don’t give af about that Shurri actress. The acting carried that movie like it or not
oh my... i keep fucking up. haha. anyawayEA FUCKING WON
>>156052986That is because he stands for nothing
Who wins in a death battle between indian and chinese food
>>156053005an awesome guy in a risk thread gave it to me since my name fAt with the trip
>Goku jobs to IcemanBrutal
You have spirit, but you lack conviction...
>>156053029I like both foods, but Indian spices gives me indigestion.
>>156053029>Who wins in a death battle between indian and chinese foodcovid solos
How does /co/ and the jannies feel about the fact that the threads with the most motion are some "illegal" generals for a powerscaling youtube series that often have episodes that aren't even /co/ related while the thread itself is obsessed with shiposting, BBC and talking about random off topic shit most of the time?
>>156053029>cow dung vs bat soup
>>156053029chinese via covid chainscaling
>>156053048>while the thread itself is obsessed with shiposting, BBC and talking about random off topic shit most of the time?We talk about on topic shit all the time the janny just deletes the threads whenever we do. Honestly with how quick stuff gets deleted in here I suspect the janny participates in conversation and prefers when the threads are a shitposting general over it serving its actual purpose. He probably views us as his cheap laughs while on the clock
>>156053030That’s crazy it was random.>>156053048Don’t let the gooners win.>>156053056I mean bat soup is the way better choice there.
>>156053048/co/ is a lolcow board so who cares what they think about a single general taking up an owl house thread or whatever
>>156053048If it makes the unpaid ones angry it means you're doing the right thing
Enough, which country has better food, America or Japan?For me, Japanese Curry beats almost everything, but so does Detroit style Pizza. Inb4 Jeets and Wops try to claim cooking with spices and flatbreads. I DONT CARE AMERICA AND JAPAN DOES IT BETTER
>>156052596I read the books and you have that backwards. Ron and Hermione fucking fought constantly, only Harry was ever consistently nice and praised Hermione. Ron and Hermione would have legit hated each other if it wasn’t for Harry existing.
>>156053048Why wouldn't a web series be /co/ related? Other ones are.
>>156053098Nigga wtf?? American food is composite Earth food. There's a Japanese restaurant 5 blocks away from me.
>>156053098America it’s not even close and I have eaten super expensive japanese before in mayfair. Burgers and milkshakes and fries and steaks I take it any day over sushi.
>>156053098TRVTH NUKE, but Japanese Tonkatsu is better than Curry and Southern style Fried Chicken rapes and gapes any Pizza
>>156053098>greasy diabetes slop vs tiny portions of rice grains with no nutrition
>>156053101KEK, you are forgetting stuff like her getting his broom confiscated from I remember harry is seething big time over that. He didn’t show much romantic interest in her.
>>156053129True
>>156053131>health faggot >never had coco curry YOU LIVE IN THE THIRD WORLD
If my opponent ever took me seriously I’d be fucking FINISHED!
If someone put a gun to your head and said you can never eat sushi or a cheeseburger again, nobody is picking the sushi be real.
>>156053163I am... sonic the hedgehog...
>>156053168>If someone put a gun to your head and said you can never eat sushi or a cheeseburger againI would disarm him like Mike does in Breaking Bad then rape him and stuff his asshole with turkey stuffing.
>>156053163Son Goku...
>>156053145Hermione had nothing to do with that, wtf are you talking about?
>>156053168Sushi isn’t that popular in Japan. It’s like the 4th or 5th most popular food for the people there. That being said, Americans and Japan almost fucked up the most adapted fish in world. They ate so much Blue Fin Tuna that this image of Lobo eating a building is not an exaggeration https://www.seafoodwatch.org/stories/pacific-bluefin-tuna-are-on-a-path-to-recovery
>>156053184YOU’RE AVOIDING THE QUESTION ANSWER IT!>>156053201Hermione thinks it is from sirius and reports it. This is when they think sirius is evil.
>>156053199>Scroll to bottom>Odd fetish postsI'm good
>>156053216O-Okay I'm sorry batCHAD I WOULD like the burgers more...
Make a real thread.
>>156053219THEN MAKE A FUCKING THREAD
>>156053216No, retard. The broom was broken into pieces in the third book, that’s why it was taken away.
>>156053214I’ve seen tuna farms and they’re kind of horrible. I have heard we have done a lot of awful stuff to our seas
>>156053222Yes you would.>>156053236She thinks it’s bewitched or something and reports it, am I being gaslit or am I hallucinating and gaslighting you? To be fair, I have not read these since I was a child.
Kratos loves you
>>156053163The only character I can think of is Sonic. Eggman likes the chase and have beaten him before. Infinite straight up toyed with him, and the Sonic community universally agreed that Shadow is always beat Sonic
>Shadow is always beat Sonic
>>156053246I’m part of the sonic community because I think sonic is cool, and I think he would beat up shadow so you are wrong.
>>156053168Do people even like sushi?Anyone I've met eating it just has seemed to be doing it to show as "cultured">>156053246Yeah, I really want to say Mario, but it honestly is the other way around there. Bowser's just still around because he can be beaten into submission whenever
>>156053163Goku said this to his master Frieza.
>>156053237High demand for food
>>156053239I just looked and apparently there were two brooms. One that was smashed by the evil tree and the other given by Sirius that was thought to be jinxed.
>the not foid has extensive harry potter knowledge too on top of watching my little ponyI'm on to you
>>156050995nigga whatwhen was wobblemeat a groomer word I thought it was an ironic gooner word
>>156053162>anon belives the world of the sauces doesn't have a coconut sauce
>>156053255Bodybuilders love sushi. It’s slow release, good for you, and low in saturation
>>156053255It can be amazing if done really well, but you will pay a lot for that. A cheeseburger however is best when it’s a little cheap in my opinion, I am fatigued with these tryhard burgers you see now. I am sick of the gordon ramsay style burgers.
>>156053280Nigga bodybuilders aren't healthy. They're strong, muscular yes, but do research on how they end up later in life.
>>156053275Troon or ultra racist, what is it?
>>156053270Apology accepted.
>>156053276>ironic
>954 repliesHow? What the fuck happened?
>>156053308Jannies are apologizing for letting the sharty retard ruin multiple threads yesterday
>>156053299Worse
>>156053301I wasn’t apologizing, nigger.
>>156053302I get off to the word "wobblemeat" but I'd never take it seriously as a word
>>156053308>How?You now realize these threads have more traction than the Ms. and Mr. /co/ Tournaments.
>>156053317>getting mad about losing in harry potter trivia You should be happy, it means you’re less of a loser than me.
>>156053308/dbg/tos refuses to make a new thread
>>156053280*fast release >>156053289Natural bodybuilders are healthier than you Ethan Klein
>>156053323Wow he's just like me
>>156053308did janny let us get too strong?
Would Kratos survive Jurassic Park?
>>156053328Now say that about the /v/ tournaments, bitch.
>>156053308This place is the everything place, down to shilling, it also has powerscaling so it ends up with niggers making stuff for their heroes, add the sprit of /dbs/ and you end up with the fastest /co/ thread constantly.
>>156053341Got this really is a lifeless anaemic slug of a man, like an avalanche of tepid corpse coloured dough. Fucking vomit inducing to look at.
>>156053359batter will be utterly raped by dante in M/v/P btw don't know if that matters
>>156053359I will let the /co/ Tournaments themselves do the talk. I'm sure They've got something to say about /v/ Tournaments.
>>156053378Why are you randomly capitalizing words, Pablo
>no one is making a new thread because they’re scared of HIMDid we let KINGnny get too strong?
anyway it's october so go and watch the haunted hotel. it has spooky ghosts
>>156053391Who is the strongest PBSKids Protagonist....
>>156053367>Ugly people are also bad peopleThis dude broke one of the 10 commandments for 6 months DESPITE having 3 kids, but will still support Israel to his dying breath.
I wish /a/ board culture wasn't so raped so that we could have tournaments or just anything fun in general
>>156053378They will tell us to be the better tournament, while trying to gaslight the fact that several of their winners were rigged.
>>156053391>no one is making a new thread because they’re scared of HIM>Did we let KINGnny get too strong?it's overthis is the last threadhttps://youtu.be/MMzdonBt6RA
>>156053401His wife must be relieved he’s leaving at least.
>>156053401Why would a kike care about the 10 commandments?
>>156053398Clifford RAPES everything starting with Curious George
>>156053408You will get your generals and yuritranny spam and you will like it. /a/ is the most high quality board for a reason.
>>156053419Because he’s supposedly super religious in a modern kike kind of way
>>156053416>>156053391Another thread is up you just don't realize because you're writing it off as moeshit or whatever. Actually scroll down in that one thread anon has been linking. The magical girl one
>>156053426Are you sure? Did you pay a professional advisor? Mine said curious george loses to baby shark and I pay him a lot for his expertise.
>>156053433We live in a world where Hasan Piker won
>UHH DID I LET THIS THREAD GET TO 1K POSTS>THATS IT I HAVE TO NUKE NOW
Ecelebs are for gay toddlers
>>156053444>baby sharkSnorks VICTIM
Oh, we are close to 1000.
E-celebs are my friends.
>>156053464careful. you will trigger that literal shitter
>>156053464Mold...>>156053475GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156053391I just got out of a week vacation because I made a thread for y’all. Be grateful I died for your shitposting
I lost. I'm sorry...
>>156053483>Is the 1000th post
SHITnic lost.
Nobody cares about the cucky magical girl thread.
>>156053484>1000th post>WASTEDJAAAANNNIESMOOOODSGET HIS ASS RIGHT NOOOOOW
>>156053464You’re not wrong, but the YouTube SLAVES keep recommending me it. Thumbnails and title alone give me a general idea of YouTube drama
DBGTOOOOOOSStickysura
>1000 My work is done.
>>156053499Just delete your previous post and it won't be the 1000th post anymore.
/dbs/? Could never.
>>156053499Wait I got the 1000th post? Damn i’m good.
>>156053483BINKYsus Christ
>>156053509>>156053530Not anymore BatsimpfagBITCH.
Kratos guided this thread to 1000.
>>1560534871000TH POSTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
mole >>>>>>>>> curry
>>156053433Again, why would a kike care about that? The 10 commandments are a Christian thing. Kikes think they can fool God by killing a chicken.
>>156053538
>>156053567The 10 commandments is pre-Christianity, midwit
Why did the omniscient God choose to shield and protect the jews for thousands of years and call them his chosen people again?
>>156053616Even I knew this one because of that dreamworks movie.
>>156053567It's from the Old Testament doebeit
>>156053628>>156053628>>156053628It's up.
Imagine if every /v/twitterkiwisharty subanimal was round up and raped to death by horses.
>>156053616>doesn't understand anon's post>calls him midwit anywaylel lmao
>>156053623They were a good example to everyone else of how not to behave. God has a very on again off again relationship with them from what I remember in the bible.
>>156053616>thinks kikes care about the Torah
>>156053640>Imagine if every /v/twitterkiwisharty subanimal was round up and raped to death by horses.suddenly /vg/ becomes good
>>156053640You sound mentally well.
>>156053646>wait for Messiah>Messiah comes>"n-not like that">suddenly not chosen peopleThat's how it went from my memory
>>156053681I don’t think Paul gets enough praise. Theres some really lovely writing in those letters.
>>156053703Paul?
>>156053710The apostle. Now I am thinking about it, revelation also has some parts that were very memorable to me.>And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes: and death shall be no more, nor mourning, nor crying, nor sorrow shall be any more, for the former things are passed away. And he that sat on the throne, said: Behold, I make all things new.
>>156053735half of the pauline letters were not written by paul
what happened to cucky dbs?
>>156053782Oh OK, well, whoever it was.
>>156053799:)
Sonic won this 1000+ post thread
...in the COCKSUCKING and GETTING RAPED contest
Ask sonic to survive without the Cuckis Emeralds
>>156053826Trvke
SONIC FUCKING WON
Mario wins
... the tranny kissing contest. Sonic wins the popularity contest with straight white males, the most attractive contest with biological women, and the powerscaling contest, along with this thread. Sonic wins.
The poster above me is Yoda btw. The order of sentences was in reverse.
>>156053970Sonic sound so cool…
>>156053990Lmfao
>sound so
Yeah Sonic wins
Sonamy.
CHADrio won the thread btw. End of sentence. Any post below is non canon and irrelevant to my sentence unless it agrees with me btw. Yes even THAT one.
I meant Sonic in the previous post sorry
Malfoid won actually.
