>surpasses death itself>won literally every single battle>beat the fucking creator of the series
>Never raped anybody>Isn't black>Is from a tranny webcomic
This is the thread I suppose
Why is everyone clowning on Goofy bros????
>>156057443Archie Sonic no diffs him btw
>>156057443>Uncle Grandpa>SpongeBob >Inspector Gadget>TTGhe can't solo these
>>156057529LORD BVLLVSH SOLOS AND GAPES ALL OF THESE>Uncle cuckpacancelled by cartoon network and shelved by creator>spongebobmilked by Nick and turned into a mockery>Gadgetbrown bricks and minecrap scaling isn't enough to shield him from english>TTGFinally a truely bvlly opponent>makes fun of marvel 24/7>forces DC to begrudgingly give them access to every character and mock them (og TT couldn't even get batman)>raped and gaped it's own fanbase>humiliated most beloved character>makes everyone else do 24/7 nigger speak
>>156057545it's called aave, chud.
Reminder, Dracula completely counters Magneto
>>156057561But could he defeat SARVMAN?
I love big sweaty ballsacks, hairy turkish men twerking, and indian men eating shit covered dicksMy name is DocGreen and I looooooove big smelly nigger penis up my ass
>>156057564>Could Dracula defeat [HIGH OUTERVERSAL BEAST]No wonder Lee thought he was a retard.
>>156057573Favorite verse?
>>156057582GachiMuchi
is this the one or is >>156044361 the one? you guys are getting way too sneaky.
>>156057611Hal Jordan made that thread. Bejita made this one.
can one of you get banned with the DocGreen trip so we can just keep banning him for ban evasion.
>>156057626that didn't asnwer me at all
POWER
>>156057664People mocked this guy because...>check noteshes an old man that cares for his son?>>156057545their situation is irrelevant, SpongeBob can absorb punches
Yup I think foids lost.
>>156057704he killed his own family and a bunch of unrelated innocent people as well
>>156057756I meant the modern versionsome people call him a cuck and make "better men" jokes
>>156057763His fans are gay
>>156057763his fans are gay yeah
Narutobros... What the fuck is this?!
>>156057763What's the problem? He's a proud cuck and a better man.
>>156057756I mean he's quite regretful of those matters.
>>156057443>>surpasses death itself>>won literally every single battle>>beat the fucking creator of the seriesdid eyeballtank write this shit?
>>156057763It's nothing but memes. "Men" was never part of the line, what Kratos says is "we must be better than this", where 'this' refers to Baldur trying to kill his mother for nothing but base revenge and 'we' refers to gods in general.
>>156057780Everyone is aura farming while Naruto is just being himself
we must be okay folks
Better men... Kratos VS Asura... Warrior-Z... I'm never going to be able to take this guy seriously ever again
Who’s an undefeated character that has been farming wins vs fraudulent opponents and needs some comeuppance?
>>156057790"We Must Be Better Men" is from that 1 hour long video essay that got spammed everywhere after the game came out
>>156057805KratosSamus AranMy Hero Academia after the last 3 episodes...Likely more, just can't think of anything else right now...
>>156057805SupermanDoctor DoomPut them against each other
This is the thread
Came here from the catalog to talk about Homestuck but I don't know what you niggers are schizoing about so I think I'll just leave.
>>156057864Sorry, this turned into the death battle thread.
what about brainrot battletriple T Vs kreekcraft
>>156057805>Lord English vs SBP (preferably Post-Redemption but when he was a strawman is good too)Although if your talking about characters who were in DB...>Spawn vs Demi-Fiend>Doom vs Gilgamesh>Shao Kahn vs Thragg
>>156057823>KratosSpawn defeated him.>B-b-but my reddit chambers SAMEnic drama!Nobody cares.>SamusGetting fed to Alucard or is smurfing Master Chief>MHADeoxys is gonna kill AFO, trust.
>>156057864we can still talk about homestuck
My Hero CHADcademia badly needs more wins THOUGH>>156057904
Does Bunlith solo your favorite verse anon?
>>156057564well obviously its a stupid question, Dracula would get GAPED
>>156058146>*respectfully feeds you estrogen and turns you into a weak sissy*
>>156058173BUNLITOOOOOOOOOOS!!!/dbs/ura.../dbg/sura...Kiwi Farmsura.../pol/sura...MAGAsura...Shartysura...
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Make another Kratos and Asura meme and I'll rape you.
Guys if Kratos misgenders Bunlith could he beat xer in a fight?
Shut up you fucking Gen Z pricks. Millennials pioneered online indie animation and paved the way for you dipshits. If it wasn't for this generation, you idiots wouldn't make bank making shitty cartoons in your bedroom. Fucking tired of seeing "zoomerchads mog so ylineenials again" Just fuck off. Kratos vs Asura does NOT represent millennial indie animation, because everyone hates it except for troons and retards like those shills from who paid to get into the official DBCord.
>Diddy ahh blud unc malding
>Shartyfag is seething over Millennials because they contributed to culture and indie animation more than they ever willYup yup! Zoomers go the streets while CHADDYllennials are playing in the sheets!
Sharty WON! Glitch WON! Cyn WON! Hold those LLLLZZZZZZZZ!
>>156057864We have the homestuck general for that.
>Sharty WON!
>>156058392>Cucky Zoomer is posting shows made by Millennial SCHOLARS for Millennial CHADSYup yup! Millennials own you zoomie!
>hmph, I'm like the SNARKIEST irony master, I am a scholar of postmodernism, you Gen Z manchild CHUDS would never get irony, maybe try media literacy perhaps?>AHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO INCOMPREHENSIBLE SAVE ME SNARKY TV TROPES QUIPS!!! THIS BRAINROT IS DESTROYING ME!!! I NEED MY GLITCHY PIXEL VOMIT RETRO AESTHETICS NOW!!!Why are cucky millennials like this?
>>156058452Shartybros, I don't feel so good...
SpaceBattles WonTV Tropes WonQuestionable Question WonSufficient Velocity WonMillennials Won>Muh Opsec! We doxxed Epstein's pals! We groom minors into our Nazi cults!>We put the heckin' orange man in office! We are so heckin' oppressed!Sharty will never contribute anything to Culture, Millennial OWN culture and define media literacy. Anyone who sides with you performative losers will always be shunned away while we are beloved on every site including Reddit, Twitter, Discord, Here and Newgrounds.Try being a better femboy, zoomies. All that whining makes you look breedable.
SOOTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!kuzsura...dollsura...frootsura...quotesura...saltsura...
>>156058403generals are the worst possible fucking place to discuss media
Why is unc crashing out chat?
>ending another t to a name that ends with t instead of just adding "oooooos"Why?
>>156057480>Isn't black>leader of a gang>has a gold tooth>loves fat bitchesYou can't get blacker than that.
>>156058549Xeelee victim.
Why did Goku do THAT to Shazam?
>>156058549Built for The Shrike's painful death boner
>>156058566He TAUGHT him.
>>156058557Also, he has an Egyptian overcoat>WE WUZ KANGS N SHIIIIIEEET
Luffy is so fucked if Naruto throws a Rasenshuriken truth seeking orb mixed with lava release.
>>156058609Yeah but Guffy toon force or something.
>>156058631Luffy is weak to cutting and extreme heat even in gear 5. Mix that with the instant soul deletion of the truth seeking orb and Luffy is just fucked. Naruto can also throw these from every direction using clones and make the explosion the size of a mountain so Luffy couldnt dodge it. Naruto can also do this all day while Luffy burns out really fast.
Will Lord English ever make it into a Death Battle episode?
>>156058751He will fight the Scarlet king
To replace Spawnfag I should become the Demi-Fiendfag/poster. But then again, there's probably a new, non cp watching Spawnposter to replace the old one by now. How do people like Hulkposter, Ultraman, Minafag, Shitnic, and Spawnfag not get banned for avatar/signature use though? They do it 24/7 every thread everytime
>>156058571Built for MY painful morning wood boner
>>156058756N-No! I actually want Lord English to win his fight not job!
>>156058763Are you going to post this in every thread from now on?
>>156058756>Prime lost the fight so badly he retcon punched LE to be a Hopemaxxer Victim's pity winThe DC merchant strikes again...
>>156058763What makes you believe yourself worthy of joining the ranks of those thread TITANS?
>>156058549Built for my BWC while cucky zoomer shartyfags watch>WAAAAAAAAAH MILLENNIALS ARE LE HECKIN' KEKS BECAUSE THEY WORK FOR THIS [insert schizophrenic conspiracy about white cisgender genocide made by the CIA and capitalistic jews to radicalize retards into hurting Trans folk and upholding the israeli status quo]Grow up. Zoomie.
>>156058763>do it 24/7 every threadI only do it when I have free time or off work.>How do people like Hulkposter, Ultraman, Minafag, Shitnic, and Spawnfag not get banned for avatar/signature use thoughI BUILT this place. BRICK by BRICK. Lurk more.
>>156058781But he'd beat the scarlet jobber that loses to tupac
There's a checklist when fighting the Shrike:>Does the Shrike's opponent have the innate ability to time travel/teleport instantly at will and as easily as you move from one the next?>Do any of their abilities take any time no matter how small to activate/work? (Thought activated abilities won't work if they can't fire their neurons to activate their ability before they're dead)>Are they so fast that a particle of light takes years to move a single inch?>Can they react in picoseconds and attack in less than a Planck second?>Are they acausal? (being immune to time travel attacks only helps a bit and going back in time to the end Shrike won't destroy it as it survived being erased from all timelines)>Can they handle multiple Shrikes at once? (The Shrike can essentially pull itself from different points in time)>Can this character survive being cut on a quantum level and can slice through ships that sit inside stars unharmed? (like if they have planetary or beyond durability, Shrike can't really hurt them and if you can destroy planets you destroy a Shrike)>Can they stop the Shrike from time cloning itself in the event of death?>Were they always like that at all points of their entire existence? (for example being a helpless baby or child, being depowered, anything or anyone being the cause of their survival, existence or powers, etc...)>The Shrike can also clone itself, age people backwards, teleport, regenerate, shapeshift, fuck with tech, and moreIf no to any of these, they either lose or stalemate. Essentially imagine a spiky scary teleporting Flash that doesn't fuck around and is way too consistent.
^ no one cares about your literal who
>>156058888Goku beats him
>>156058888he's more like the reverse flash if he wasn't human and had a bunch of other hax
>>156058888Kratos turns him into a better man.
>>156058898>No argumentSpaceCHADtles Scholars own you. Go back to TikTok.>>156058908>Goku asks to fight him at his strongest>Goes back in time and kills babykuNow what?>>156058916He's flash in the sense that he has his speed>>156058923>Irony shitpostingYou can't hide from the debate bitch, you fucking LOST.SpaceBattles WON.
>>156057480>>Isn't black
Shrike is a Simon victim. Pipe down, guppy.
>SpaceFAGlesDidn't these guys ban the word foid because it's "Chan Behavior" and their debates are always an echo chamber about their fanfic where this sci-fi novel literal who always stomps
Everyone posted here is a lord English victim.
>>156058978>Goes back in time and kills Simon before any spiral power accumulated>>156058991>Goes back in time before Suburbs was installed and destroys the gameYaaaaaawn. SpaceBattles just keeps winning! Can y'all losers give any real arguments instead of shitting your pants?
Worm. Xeelee. Hyperion Cantos.
>>156059026That wouldn't beat him though? It just creates a doomed timeline the only way that works is if you can cut off the continuity completely
>>156059026>>Goes back in time and kills Simon before any spiral power accumulated>retard immediately proves he doesn't know shit about GLMaybe go watch Simon vs Kyle again, cuckboy. Simon rapes and gapes cucky Shrike and his whole verse.
>>156059037BEASTS!!!SCHOLARS!!!KINGS!!!
Literally WHO?
>>156059042>Doomed timelineShrike moves outside of time>>156059045>More incessant baiting>CANON Battle shitposting>LARPing(You)
>>156059069Simon the Digger...Asura...Columbo...
Uh oh...
>9100>LMAO ISN'T IT SO FUNNY THAT I PRETEND VSBW (same site that puts Kratos and Sonic at gorillionversal) AS THE HOLY HECKIN' GOSPEL!!!It's okay to lose Anti-SpaceBattles Zoomer, it's okay that CHADllennialSCHOLARS ruined your illiterate ass. You can always be our concubine on discord.
>>156059080Then he wouldn't beat lord English because he controls time as a whole and the narrative he's in
>>156059080Is that Knull?
>>156059132>Controls time as a whole and the narrative he is in>Doesn't go back in time to do anything to the hero who stopped himMedia Literacy much?>>156059133The Shrike from Hyperion Cantos, one of the strongest verses in fiction as agreed by SpaceBattleSCHOLARS
>>156059164He wanted it to happen
*Existed before time itself**True form exists on a level the SHITke cannot even comprehend or reach**Is known around the world and not just by a hundred at most space battlers*Sit down son.
I AM THE GREATEST TRANNY FAGGOT!!! I SUCK DICKS AND HAVE THE LOUDEST ECHO CHAMBER THERE IS!!! I SMURF CHILDREN BY GROOMING THEM!!!
Give me ideas for the Lord English equivalent in the MS Paint Fan Adventure I'm designing. I already know what his theming is going to be, I'm just asking what he should do in the story.
>>156059181SONICTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
>>156059181Shrikefags...
>>156059175Xeelee victim.>B-b-but MUH DIMES!!! MUH VSBW!!!Loses to narrative and analytical thinking. Zoomer.
>>156059193Make them so FUARKING STRONG also make them multiple niggas combined into one body
>>156059175Gandalf the Gay would get destroyed by Goku, Saitama, Superman, Sonic, Naruto and Luffy.
>>156059181SPACEBATTLESTOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>156059217>R&G'd by GODrike victimsYup yup! Another SpaceSCHOLARtles WIN!
>>156059206Nope. Gandalf is High Outerversal +, Xelee are merely Outerversal. VSBW decreed it so.
>>156058845Lord English would job to the Notorious B.I.G be real.
Why did they make Saitama look as if he wasn’t even trying? Isn’t this supposed to be Goku’s win?
G. Make a thread on SpaceBattles where Gandalf has to fight The Xeelee and Shrike.
>>156059164So he's weaker than Knull?
>
>>156059252>KnullBad writing victim.Also Madoka's stool.
>>156059193Why is he fighting Pim from Smiling Friends?
>>156059265Because Pim deserves it.
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-shrike-hyperion-cantos-vs-the-silver-surfer-marvel-616.1220423/>Norrin Rad's a cool guy and all, but I can't see him laying a finger on our favorite murderblender. The Shrike moves through time as easily as you or I breathe.>Now The Surfer is very very bullshit.... But he's not bullshit in any way that will let him defeat The Shrike.>Whereas The Shrike can, if need be, just give Norrin Merlin's Disease, and bugger off until the Surfer has de-aged to death.>If you propose a fight between X and The Shrike, the answer is usually "The Shrike wins", because there's only a very finite group of beings that have time hax in his league, and you need those to defeat him.SpaceCHADtles has spoken. Away with you VSBWfags. The scholars are speaking.
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?! YOU ARE ALL BUGS TO GAWDALF! YOU ARE FIGMENTS!
>>156059193Show him actually doing his feats on-screen so you can flex his powerscaling on everybody.
>>156059245Nah he'd kill notorious B.I.G. and carne twice
>>156059275He just wants to make people smile, man. What's so wrong about that, dog? He's just trying to make people smile, man.
>>156059316>Hard-cut to Jason drowning the entire Smiling Friends cast in dust
>VSBWcucks and zoomerfags need to HBOC inconsistent writing Marvel wankMind? Broken.
>>156059260Both of them solo the Shrike thoever
>>156059327Gwimbly does his iconic catchphrase and Jason finally smiles.
>>156059295This is good. Thank you.
>>156058888Dr. Who does this EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!
>>156059283>If Shrike is bloodlusted here he wins pretty effortlessly, attacking the Surfer at MFTL * MFTL speeds, cutting apart every atom of his body with his infinitely sharp claws before a single neuron in the Surfer's liquid metal brain (or whatever he has for thinking) can fire.>If the Shrike feels like jobbing (which there are pretty decent odds of) then he appears being fairly scary and lets the enemy see and react to him, then the Surfer gets a chance to attack the Shrike and fight back.>But at best he only gets one or two attacks before the vastly faster Shrike kills him off, and that attack better be instantly lethal if it does anything at all, because if the Shrike thinks the Surfer can hurt him then he would almost certainly stop jobbing.>Looking at his respect thread I don't think Surfer has anything that 1) Would hit, 2) Would open with in a knowledgless fight, and 3) Would literally instantly kill/disable the Shrike.>Trying to stick a cage around the Shrike, or drain him, or hit him, or blast him, ect, would all be far too slow and would likely fail even if they weren't.SpaceSCHOLARS agree. CHADrike destroys Marvel Heralds without VSBW dimension wank.
>>156059347You're welcome.
>>156059337>HBOCing GOATku's wobblemeatCucky Knull...
>>156059283>MarvelSCHOLARS effortlessly debunk Shrike wank>ShrikeDENTS try to argue their wall level monster would be able to hurt Surfer, or that Surfer can't react to paltry MFTL speedsMarvelGODS win again.
>>156059295He tanks soul destruction so they instead choose to seal him inside of a puppet which results in the birth of lord english
>heh, my marvelGODS win again>Anyways remember to watch our movies, GOY!
The KIKE? Silver Surfer victim.
>>156059379Goku also solos the Shrike tho?
>>156059382Sentry.Blade.Miles.Zarathos.Where's your W Marvelfag?
HOLY MEDIA LITERACY
this next one might get messy
>Marvel is Aryan btw
>>156059406HULKTOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
>SAAAAAAAAR MARVEL IS ARYAN SAAAAAAR
>ShrikeHOMO meltyUH OH!!!
>>156059100reminder thay every smt demon is put on 1-A because of retarded chain scaling feats
>>156059409If you're so media literate explain the themes of the Odyssey in your own words without looking it up online
VSBWTOOOOOOOOS!spacebattlesura....
>>156059421>Pity win (2-1)KEKvelbro...
>>156057443>>156044361>OP has "death" and "battle" in the subject line>Itsfreerealestate.jpegBanish everyone in those threads to /trash/. You're all creatively bankrupt with your regurgitated posts.
>>156059440>2-1CHADulk WON TWICE!!!
Who's the strongest LEGEND?
>>156059455>My victim...
>meltyrike
>NO!!! NO!!! NO CHADDY CHADPHALL!!! DON'T PUT ME AND MY KEKYVERSE BACK IN THE SNOW GLOBE!!! I BEG YOU!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
>Pre-Retcon Beyonder>Tommy WestphallIt's been so long...
>>156059455>>156059467>>156059482>modern /dbg/ (weak) tries to skinwalk as OG /dbg/ (powerful) and fails
>>156059485>Shrikefag after the Supreme Kai of Time simply seals his pet in a time lock for eternity
>>156059455>>156059467Who are these uncs?
>>156058788>>156058824>>156058841>not giving me an actual answerMaybe you guys are actually right, I'm not prepared yet, I have a life. KYS
>>156059485>Pictured: Unc seething about KINGtos gaping FAGGY FAGphall and Pre-Sodomy Cuckyonder while saving these halls
>>156059515>It was only a clone...>Supreme Kai proceeds to get blitzed and gaped.Yup yup!
>>156059543yeah that’s probably happen with how often she jobs
>>156059482KWAB!!! Beyonderfag said this!
>get blitzedShrikefag...
>BeyonderbroGONE!
>>156059501>t. Kratos student who failed at learning to be A BETTER MENA monster now, are we?
>Is literally two certified doctors, a Nazi, a black man and Mike Haggar cohabiting the same bodyHow is this guy not recognized as one of the most damnable villains in fiction? Most Homestuck fans consider him the least memorable in the story, but he's crazy.
>shrike is just some street tiers time godJobs to literally any real time god in any medium neg diff.
VSBW won.
>>156059575>Cucky Battles WikiYou lost.
>>156059603That's true though??
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-shrike-hyperion-cantos-vs-jiren-dbs.584374/Shrike wins by the virtue of the fact that, once again, nothing in either DBZ or DBS is fast enough to twitch a muscle before the Shrike hits it a bazillion times in every atom of its body.Jesus Christ, can we just stop using it in threads? I love Hyperion as much as the next guy, but we all know how this is going to end. Everybody tries to pull a reason out of their ass how an enemy from a universe that predominantly works on "said character can blow up solar system/galaxy/reality" can defeat the Shrike, only for us all to point out multiple times that it doesn't matter what said character can destroy when the Shrike can cave their skull in before they have time to even twitch.This is a character that can perceive particles of light all but standing still, while at the same time zipping around like he's the roadrunner on crack. You're not touching him unless you got a power tailor made to do so. Jiren, as strong as he is, doesn't have the benefit of that.
>>156059616VSBW says Sonic is stronger than Goku and Mario, is that true?
>The Shrike when he sees Grandpa Max running towards him
>>156059629Obviously.
MAXTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>GODike perceives particles of light as still>you can't actually calculate how much energy an object moving faster-than-light would deliver on impact, since just reaching the speed of light requires infinite energy; anything moving faster than light is obviously not operating on conventional Force = Mass x Acceleration rules.SpaceBattleSCHOLARS... STOP TEACHING ME!!! MY RETARDED ZOOMER BRAIN CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS!!!
Guys, I'm starting to think powerscaling might be a wee bit retarded.
>>156057914she wouldn't go past base goten
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/shrike-hyperion-runs-a-gauntlet-of-verses.1141786/Depends on what you mean by Dragon Ball.DBS has Shrike hard stalemate against Infinite Zamasu and Zeno. If we take Super Shenron literally, a wish from them can at least semi-permanently lock Shrike out from the DB Multiverse and effectively BFR Shrike.Shrike literally just has 0 way to actually kill Zeno. They would break their fist trying to move Zeno or do anything noteworthy to them.Dragon ball Xenoverse/Heroes stomps Shrike.You don't fight multiverse busters who throws Timelines at each other, people who eats the Multiverse and fights the person who did that, with "Good" Time Travel.Merlin's Disease doesn't do anything to straight up timeless Immortals who never originated from any TImelines.
>SpaceCHADtles admits that ORT is The Shrike's eternal punching bagYup yup! Fatefags lost!https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/ort-fate-vs-the-shrike-hyperion-cantos.1076244/
This is just sad
>>156059691Shrike has no conventional means to kill Angels and Zeno, he has no real answer to erasure of existence.If we take Composite Dragon Ball which includes Heroes/Xenoverse cast so Shrike will be stomped.
>>156059616
>>156059691>Dragon Ball is higher than the Whoverse which literal has The Doctor outscales Allah>Ultimate Observer is Allah and Sunyata which resides in the void>The Glory (Focal Point of the Omniverse which Who has) is beyond the voidhttps://wiki-characters-tier-0.fandom.com/wiki/Ultimate_Observer_(Doctor_Who)
>>156059585He doesn't speak much acting more like a force of nature than a character.
>>156059664https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Frost_(Shin_Megami_Tensei)>Tier: 1-AFROSTOOOOOOOOOSDemisura...Pixiesura....Matasura....Chiakisura...Katsuguchisura...Lucifsura...
>>156059727post the Dragon Ball version of this that puts the series at 8D somehow and Death Battle Matchups believes it completely
>>156059727>Allah scaling in WhoWas this before or after the brownification of Angloland?
>This is just sad
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-shrike-hyperion-cantos-vs-marvel-verse.884444/The Shrike loses to some acausal stupidly powerful reality warper on Marvel Earth who feels annoyed by its presence, which is always going to be the answer to anything that's not some kind of universal/multiversal reality warper with a ridiculous amount of hax and hax resistance trying to take on Marvel Earth.
>>156059744>8D>Not even Outer or let alone 11DCHADmon WON.
>>156059585>recognizedYou see that's the problem. Nobody recognizes this guy. That's the problem when you're a dimeless literal who.
>>156059664Pure poppycock! Powerscaling is the hobby of intellectuals.
>>156059780does Simon beat Optimus?
The tranny urge to larp as the oldfags of /dbg/...
>>156059809Marvelbro...
Goku beats the shrike, because he's a hero and that's what heroes do.
>Marvel is Aryan SAAAAAAAAR quit having a melty ya Kuch arrr!!!
>>156059798Yes because he CHADmon is HIM and trannyformers aren't even decent human being levelsand CHADmon has the indomitable human spirit so he wins.
>>156059854>When you walk away from Nia while BIG BRO fucks her silly
>>156059854Chadmon is my favorite Digimon.
>>156059827Does that mean Steven Universe and Deku beat Frieza and Darkseid?
BOWSER FARTOOOOOOSSSSSincredible gassura...
>SHARTvilEnough. My HERO will handle this.
>>156058452>salt = soot = quote = doll
>>156059886No but they beat the shrike up too
>>156059664>weeGood afternoon mate
>>156059894Owen victims.
>>156059909>Shrike OUT OF NOWHEREMind? Broken.Try having some media literacy and not have your abstract fairy tales save you, the SCHOLARS have you shown the science and you keep crying.
>>156059917New Kid victim
>>156059900>IT'S OVER LINK! I HAVE INFINITE POWER!!! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU MY BOYWIFE N->*Gets hit with the Master Sword*>AYIEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO I FEEL ALL MY PREVIOUS SINS I FEEL MY HECKIN' TOXIC MASCULINITY RESURFACING NOOOOOOO SAVE MEEEEEE COOKBOOK SCALING!!!
>>156059403Yes
>>156059975>RTHSpaceBattles victim.
>>156059917>owenheatherTOOOOSSSS victim thoughever
SPACECHADTLES WOOOON SOOOOOON
>>156059988English please mr indian man.
>>156059974>Heh, seems like Cucky Kratos couldn't handle that, looks like I'm gonna have to take care of this... IT'S PRIME TI->*Link swipes the Master Sword*>NOOOOOOOOOOO I AM A FUCKING EVIL CHUUUUUUUD!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!! STOP SLICING ME IN HALF LINK YOU WIN WIN YOU WIN ACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>>156058888>jobs to random humans>confined to an extremely specific location in space that nobody goes to unless they want to get shriked (but... but... the radius increased by like 3 miles or something!!!)>worst he can do is put you on a spiky tree that hurts you "forever" (cenobite win cond)>if you say "i love keats" three times he sucks your cock>oh god oh fuck is that a random human woman???? ACKKKKKKKKRadiant gossamers. Vermillion sands. Quicksilver blades. Multifaceted eyes. Grass that looks from above like anything but grass, and everyone is sucking on it and clenching their fists. The scene is lit by ship engines or space lasers or explosions or cruciforms or the Time Tombs or the Shrike or holograms or some analogue in a dataplane facsimile of physical reality, or any other light source than a sun or an actual light. Everyone's hair is curly. Once more I remind you that the shunt umbilicals do not merely tunnel through the wall but join seamlessly with it.
>>156059988Spacebattles says Shrike gets gaped thoever? >>156059691
>>156060000>quadsGODeather...
>>156060028>Puts Goku above Who and Xeelee>Has established Goku loses to The Xeeleehttps://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/goku-vs-1-xeelee-nightfighter.886229/
>>156059798composite G1 Optimus stomps >14-D vs 21-D>2 layers into Outer vs 4 layers into Outer>information hax to get Simon's 2 week long regeneration timer going >infinite stamina to last that long>resists all of Simon’s best hax
>>156060061>2020 vs 2024Looks like Shrike let Goku get too strong
>>156060022Post this on SB and tell me their reaction Do it faggot. Stop ducking.
Dr. Who rapes the shrike
>>156057914she slaughters goten and his entire verse
>>156060061>SHITleeJobs to birds. Goku resurrects a bird in the cooler movie. Therefore BIRDku > Xelee
>>156060075>Needs [guy who outscales Allah] to beat The ShrikeNot a flex.
>jobs to xelee humanityGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Literally who are the shrike and xelee and why do they solo your tier 2/1 universe?
May we see the Shrike beat up a handful of people who go to the one place the Shrike is supposed to keep them out of?
>>156060116Uhhh....well.......
>>156060116ummm he just didnt feel like it that one time ok?
>Capejeets and dbspics seething over SpaceCHADtlesYup yup!
Saitamasura...
Marvel.DC.Dragon Ball.
>>156060140WELL UM DON'T YOU KNOW THAT>fake murata canon bs that everyone glazed over and stopped readingSO THAT'S WHY GOKU BEATS TOON FORCE
>Marvel's last win was a pity win for The Hulk against a fanfic Godzilla>Lost to Deku, Quipping White Woman, Prime Time and the shitskin pedo who hung himself
us spacebattles SCHOLARS do not claim you shrike fag. Shrike <<<< Human Domestication Guide (our favourite work of fiction on forums dot space battles dot com and yes WE are all trans)
>has a black woman in his gang >employs another black woman>has an asian handmaid who doesn't even speak english (diversity hire)>>EWWWW IS THAT A WHITE WOMAN?!>SMACKYup! YUP! That's my woke hero.
Shrikey isn't even strong in his own story lmao Hyperion should have been one book.
>cucky Shrike smurfed CHADge GODen>gets R&G'd by the entire thread and even disowned by his tranny overlordsKWAB!!!
>expose that even his deities (SpaceBattles) KNOWS Goku whoops the Shrike>throws a melty
S-stop making fun of my favorite character...
KEKYPOWfucking bodied that freak
Oh fuck thank god I just threw a melty under the name of this guy I fucking hate, now all of /dbg/ will hate him whenever he shows up...
And once again Son Goku had restored peace to the lands by defeating Mr Smike or whoever that was.
me, a hyperion tradcath
>bodied that x
>>156060021>>156060240>WAKU WAKU LINK-SAMA! THAT SWORD SEEMS PRETTY STRONG! I WANT TO FIGHT IT AT FULL POWER!>*Destroys all of Hyrule*>*Goes into Master Ultra Instinct Kaio Ken times 6 Billion*>BRING IT ON! DRAGON FIST!!!!>*Goku aims for the blade of the sword*>AYIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MY ARM GOT FUCKING SLICED IN HALF!!!
uh oh meltie!
Shrikebros we must FLEE from here and Spacebattles. Maybe comicvine will believe us...
Oh fuck thank god I just threw a melty under the name of this guy I fucking hate, now all of /dbg/ will hate him whenever h- wait why are they still cheering his name and saying he solos my favorite character?????
>uh oh meltie!
>>156060259>yo Link that's a cool fucking sword can I take a look at it>AYIEEEEEEEE MY PENANCE STARE BOUNCED BACK FROM THE REFLECTION AND NOW I'M RELIVING ALL OF MY SINS SAVE ME ZARATHOS!!!
My hero solos your purse
>>156059585He's cool as shit but caliborn is much better because of how he treats women and how funny he is.
>>156060308FindomQVEEN...
THE LATINX BVLLTHE BREAKER OF ICETHE BASHER OF FASCISTSTHE DESTROYER OF THE TANGERINE TYRANTTHE INCINERATOR OF NETANYAHUTHE LIBERATOR OF PALESTINETHE SMASHER OF FEMBOYSTHE PRONOUNS RESPECTERTHE WEED FARM PROTECTORTHE PROLETARIAT REVOLUTIONARYTHE TEACHER OF TRANS CHILDRENTHE SAVIOR OF BIPOCTHE END OF LATE-STAGE CAPITALISMTHE HEALER OF RELIGIOUS TOXICITYTHE REDEEMER OF TOXIC MASCULINITYTHE PERPETUATOR OF POLYGAMYTHE OCEAN OF RESPECT WOMAN JUICETHE AFFIRMER OF GENDERTHE VIOLATOR OF HETERONORMATIVITYTHE SCHOLAR OF MEDIA LITERACYTHE WRITER OF HOPECORETHE ANALYST OF SPACEBATTLESTHE NAYSAYER OF BUZZWORDSTHE DISPLAYER OF BASIC HUMAN EMAPTHYTHE MEMORIZER OF TROPESTHE ENFORCER OF WHIMSYTHE DEBUNKER OF DECONSTRUCTIONTHE ABOLISHER OF THE BOURGEOISIETHE CHAMPION OF CLASS STRUGGLETHE HERALD OF TRANS RIGHTSTHE BRINGER OF CULTURAL DIVERSITYTHE GREATEST ALLY OF THE LGBTQIA2+ COMMUNITYTHE BIG BRO OF ALLENTER.
Is there a single verse that andrew hussie doesnt solo? Help me out homestuckscholars
>>156060328>Cuckstuck thinks he solos CHADvelThese halls aren't yours, vessel.
Well MY hero solos your horse
>>156060342base vriska victim
>>156060354Mori Calliope...
>>156060342You mean vassal ESLulk but most homestuck top tiers do genuinely fuck up marvel top tiers and heralds.
Donald Trump
Has your hero ever suffered something as bad as this?
strongest female character who has had sex with horses?
>>156060381Supergirl she fucked a pegasus that becomes a human man once every year. She was his girlfriend
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALLI FUCKING HATE YOUI NEVER REALLY LOST A DEBATE, YOUR JUST STUCK UP SHITSKINS PRETENDING TO BE KNOW IT ALLS, YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL, YOU ARE THE DARKNESS WAITING TO BE PURGED, I AM THE ONE WHO WILL CLEANSE YOU OF THIS REALM YOU FILTHY MONGROLSI WILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH YOU SAMEFAGS YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!? YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER IN YOUR DISCORD! I WON'T REST UNTIL I HAVE HUMILIATED AND HUMBLED YOU FAGGOT YOU HALF FACED SHITSKIN YOU HEAR ME!? YOU CAN'T KEEP WINNING! YOU WILL BE OWNED BY ME!!! I HATE YOU!!! HATE!! HATE!!! HATE!!! I WILL NEVER SUCCUMB AND DIE!!! MY HATE WILL FUEL ME AND PROPEL ME INTO THE HEAVENS SO I CAN'T DRAG YOU DOWN FROM THE GRACE OF GOD TO DEPTH OF HELL!!!
>>156060381>Bestiality out of NOWHEREFavorite Death Battle combatant?
>>156060379Caliborn is the most tragic character in all of fiction. His story brings me to tears and I genuinely believe his tragedy excuses an and all evil actions he commits.
>>156060411Sonic Maurice Hedgehog
>>156060411Easy. It's The Hulk.>>156060366TrvthNvke!
>>156059181Mario...
I had a realisation today while having sex with my wife which was when I realised that Mario games are basically cuckoldry simulators where the player, Mario, gets cucked by Bowser. Has anyone else noticed this? Thankfully I have never played that disgusting jap shit.
>>156060411My hero is Deku.
>>156060423He was born mentally and physically disabled of course he did literally nothing wrong
>>156060406Prime Time said this.
>out of nowhere
>>156060427Sonic is the VICTIM tho, it’s not his fault all those white human women keep trying to molest him
>>156060445I was also born physically and mentally disabled did I also do nothing wrong?
>>156060381strongest male character who has had sex with horses?
>>156060461Sonic Maurice Hedgehog
>>156060461LINKTOS!
>>156060459Yes because you're a weak pathetic pitiable bitch I could rip in half like I'm thragg from invincible.
>>156060461Kratos.>>156060381Kratos.>B-b-but he's not a woman! He can only be one!Does he need to teach you?
>horsesMogged by dogs
>>156060461Loki>>156060381Also Loki
>>156060470What if I am caliborn tho
>>156060461Me.
>>156060479White woman...
What if I am all of me?
>>156060488Jarring pastel ponies doesn’t count, anon
>>156060484No, you're not him...
>>156060501SameGOS...
>>156060488Deku...
>>156060501CHADOW THE CHADHOG
>>156060510>...He said to CalibornDamn, he really is tragic!
worst thread in a while
>>156060488Asta...
Best thread in a while
>fictional character is abused for being disabled mentally and physicallyÖ>real life character is abused for being disabled mentally and physically:\
>Homestuck trannies think they can beat Grant Morrison's Cosmology
Most just ok thread in a while
>Grant TRANNYisonDrill victim.
Pretty alright thread.
>>156060554Considering homestuck has scenes of on screen universe destruction and elder gods and timeline destruction yeah probably
I hate you niggers... It doesn't matter if I falseflag or not... I keep fucking losing... and it's not like the character I falseflag as is going to be mocked in the next thread...I HATE YOU
>SAMEnic is seething.
>>156060198LE hates women and is an architect
>>156060542>Calling a real person a character.
My hero solo your favorite nurse
HELLO ITS A ME KEKRIOI MAKE A SONG FOR YOU OKAYOKIEDOKIE LETSA GOLA LA LA LA LA I AM A GIANT FAGGOTTTTTTBING BING WAHOOOO~LA LA LA LA LA I KNEEL BEFORE SONIIIIIICBING BING WAHOOOOOOO~BOWSER FUCKS-A PEACH IN WORLD EIGHTIF ONLY I WASNT-A SO GAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLA LA LA LA LA I'M THE RAPEDEST GAPEDEST FAGGOTTTTTBING BING WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NOT EVEN THE BEST CHARACTER IN MY SERIESTHAT'S GENO WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!MY BOYCLITTY GLORY HOLE IS AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC USE ALL NIGHT IN THE BACK ROOM, WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>156060602We’re all like just characters in some one else’s play, man
I'm just about done with W. I was expecting to see OOO show up near the end of the show but not in the damn movie where Shotaro and Phillip have to fight a group of zombie terrorists.
>>156060614Dr Doom probably gets slightly hard whenever reed stretches now
>>156060609*AcademiaMissed a word there
>>156060609My favorite nurse would solo them
My hero solos your favorite (rhyme) verse
My hero is too weak and cucky to solo your favorite verse...
The victims of a true bloodlusted DOOM.>Emperor of Mankind w/ The Imperium>Vecna>Composite SLURPza>Superman (wo/ Plato Morrison Fanfics)>Darkseid (wo/ Plato Morrison Fanfics)>Eobard Thwane (wo/ Plato Morrison Fanfics)>General Zod>Preptime Batman>Preptime Lex Luthor w/ non-standard equipment + the Entire Legion of Doom>Parallax Sinestro + Sinestro Corps>Black Adam>Batlmao>Trigon>Necron>Imperiex when he first debuted and DC wanted him to stick out>Doomsday>Brainiac>Mr. Nobody>Dr. Manhattan>Magneto>Ultron>Thanos>Loki>Apocalypse>Mr. Sinister>Galactus>Knull + Dark Carnage>Celestials>Preptime Tony Stark>Preptime Stress Factor Composite Black Suit Spider-Man>Himself from 2099>Composite Megatron + Unicron>Bowser>Every Interpretation of Dracula told>Composite Skeletor>Ohma Zi-O>Kamen Rider Genm>Garmadon (Twitter Statement Wank)>Composite Vader + The Empire>Guidebook Doomslayer>Yukari (Cosmology Statements Wank)>Composite Eggman w/ non-standard equipment + Composite Shadow + Composite Knuckles/Enerjak (Max Fanfic Wank)>Composite Dr. Wily w/ Composite Zero>Composite Sigma>Anti-Spiral w/ a corrupted Nia in a bad ending NTR>Deku (Doom's feet are welded to the street and Doom is unconscious)>Sauron + Morgoth (Ainur wank)>Madara Uchiha (copypasta wank)>Preptime Rick Sanchez>The Xeelee>Reinhardt (that Nazi w/ the Spear that killed Christ from Dies Irae/Masadaverse)>Every interpretation of Nyralahotetph ever told>Every interpretation of Odin/Zeus/Gilgamesh/Yaldaboath ever told>Every Time Lord>Dalek Empire>Black Hat>competent Vilgax w/ an Omnitrix>The Darkness that shat Aku>Link w/ Master Sword + Biased Fi>Evil Doof w/ a Beat-Doctor-Doom-Inator>Doc Scratch in a Chess Match>That Jigaboo who tarnished his image>Caine (World of Darkness)>Scarlet King (All Branches)>Grand Karcist Ion (All Branches)
PARAPPATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
dear god the homestucks have breached containment\
>>156059585>a black man*a wigger
>>156060609My favorite nurse is Kitami Reika tho
>>156060653See how caliborn or lord english wasn't mentioned
SHARTcuck will never be on Death BattleJust like Troonhou and Undertroon
Nice job retards now the homestuck fags will follow us into future death battle threads
hey is gojoguy here? I was thinking and can you enlighten me again on infinity and what it does exactlylike it's not a shield or anything but just distance yeah? how does it do that? is it like reality warping? is his tech just warp reality to create an infinite gap between him and everything? a gap that I reckon normally shouldn't be there?
>>156060650I HAVE to SLURP him harder than anything has ever been slurped before.
>>156060670you idiot! now he is gonna get added next time.I like that my villain is in it. means that guy liked them enough to remember themsmile
Kamen Rider Cheerios
My hero solos your favorite hearse
>new Indian coworkerI FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID GAY EARTH
>FAGrioMercedes Benz Victim
>>156060699OOO is my favourite one
>>156060676>More KINGtos fleshlights
>>156060697Doom even when bloodlusted couldn't kill caliborn he can only die to a specific item he used to gain his ultimate power and John who used that ultimate power
>>156060707You are lucky to be working with a Brahmin of his caliber.
>>156060713>SAMEnic HBOCing MercedesYup yup!
>>156060713>implying this isn't an upscale for CHADrioMy HERO survived an outerversal attack with barely any injury. Boom. Done.
>>156058609Why put in so much effort when Sage mode is enough
>>156060727>he's darker than usualWe're fucked. Boss hired a dalit.
Did Caliborn ever say any slur or anything harmful towards queers, BIPOC or women?
>>156060713Outerversal car?!?
>Sonic has 39 pages>Mario has 20 pagesGentleman...https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sonic_the_hedgehog+crossover+&pid=1596https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mario+crossover+&pid=798
>>156060754Yeah but he's allowed to because he's a part of every marginalized group
>>156060678It's basically a metaphysical barrier wherein anything attempting to reach its destination rapidly decreases in speed in that direction until it becomes so infinitesimally slow that it will never reach the end point (the user of Infinity)
>>156060790how many of those are sonic taking dicks left and right?
>HomestuckDEITIES have colonized /dbg/We surrender masters...
>>156060713Ralsei upscale
>>156060714So fucking cool..
>cuckyborn is ducking KINGtosREMEMBER WHO OWNS THESE HALLS.
>>156060790>mario without images where he's getting cucked>2 pages and they're mainly gay pornOH NO NO NO
>>156059247Goku is weak as shit
>>156060814But caliborn would beat kratos
>0808>HomestuckTRANNIES are now posting Deltatroon memesJannies. Send this general to /trash/ already.
>>156060745Realistically, Naruto in safe mode would turn Luffy into a frog by injecting him with natural energy
>HomeSHARTFunny.
>>156060830Sage mode*
>DeltaGODSAiiieeeee I’m jobbing to doe pussy
>>156060824>But Caliborn would be TAUGHT by KINGtosCorrect.
>safe mode
All the weaklings are here.
chara R+Gs btw
>>156060842That's cheating! It would work because of conqueror's haki coating!
>>156060797oh so it IS just a shield. The way people were describing it made it sound like it created an "infinite" distance but instead it's just making everything else "infinitely" slower ergo keeping them from ever reaching him.
>Cuckstuck>Undertranny>DeltatroonHumorous.>>156060839Let's clean these halls.Truce?
>>156060842GOKUBROS?!?
marvelsissies need to be taught their lesson again....
>>156060790>filter ai Mario is at 18JEETnic is reduced to 28. 11 of those 39 are AIslop
>>156060892SAAR DO NOT CLICK THAT FILTER BUTTON
>>156060850>Chara [HEADCANON]Sonic victim.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sonic_the_hedgehog+chara+
>>156060842Gokusisters, we get R+G'd by Naruto...
>>156060843I will turn Noelle into a teen mom.
>pornscalingThis is my culture. This is my home. These are the HALLS.
>>156060896>needs the literal strongest and fastest character in fiction or real life to solo CharaI rest my case.
>>156060873Hmmm, seeing your filename, you are not HIM, but alas, I agree what must be done.
>>156060892>Still 10 more than Mario who has stuff like thisYup yup!
Homestuck was here before you were even a thing /dbg/ we're here to stay now
>>156060919This is ARYAN though. I would kill to taste my KING'S lips.
>>156060915I am not Hulkbro but I did post some Doom Art here before Jan-Jans gave me a vacation
you guys better stop this or ill give kratos massive men tits
cuckyhomestucksura...
>>156057443It took me a bit to identify this one
>gay porn scaling NO ONE can beat my hero Sonic and his lover Shadow.
>>156060919F-fuuuuuck that’s so hot…
IFIGHTTO BE THE WEAKEST ALIVE
>>156060934I'm now considering how I could instantly tell this was the thread. probably "won every single battle"
>>156060946MHA...
>>156060929FUARKKKK!!! He SOLOS cucky homestuck.
>>156060946The entire Homecuck verse...
>0924>Cuckstuck is getting UPPITYEnough! You talk of the people's rightsThe people have only those rights which I choose to give themAnd that's for their own good, believe me
>>156060745I take that back, base depleted Naruto is enough. Sage is just overkill. Btw, this is not kurama’s chakra, it’s yellow because that’s the color of Naruto’s natural chakra color
>>156060952I just type in death lol
i want the homestuckers to stay and be regulars I love making new friends
>>156060946Asta...
BEASTS!
KILL all HomeSHARTfags.
>>156060962>The Vriska victim is speaking
>>156060962Doom is a faggot who makes out with his mortal enemy.
>>156060976...and Mephisto is there too I guess.
>>156060982>FOOTDIVE!>*Entire Homeshart verse gets splattered*You heard something you guys?
>>156060927Why did Kingtos say this to Mario
>>156060981>The Gamzee victim is speaking
>ShrikeKEK had a melty and "left">HomestuckHOMOS suddenly appearedHmmmmmm?
wait... no way..!you're SCARED. Somehow homestuck is a threat to your heroes and so you're scared of them oh my god hahaha that's why you want them away so badly!
>>156060968
KEKKYPOW! Homestuck RAPES and GAPES his heroes!
>>156060745Sage Mode is genuinely overrated. Reminder that even with Sage Mode Naruto can't even beat A, what makes you think it'll make any difference against Luffy who realistically speed blitzes him?Raikage:>More chakra>Faster>Physically stronger>Higher IQ>More battle experience>More durable (can tank rasenshuriken)>Insane reaction timeCuckruto after Kurama death:>Less chakra>Slower>Physically weaker (stronger in sage mode)>Dumb>Less battle experience>Durable (sage mode)Unless he starts off in sage mode, Naruto gets blitzed. He was only able to move fast thanks to Kurama. In base, Naruto isn't that fast. Raikage however can move faster than a mangekyo sharingan can track.Naruto is too slow to ever land a rasenshuriken on Raikage, the same man who effortlessly dodged amaterasu. He needed 9 tails speed to barely manage a hit on 3rd Raikage who is weaker than 4th, who was also nerfed even more by reanimation. Even if Naruto managed to hit him with one, he's gonna tank it just fine.The one he hit 3rd raikage with was enhanced by 9 tails power and still didn't beat him. 3rd was nerfed too btw and 4th is stronger.Raikage has tailed beast levels of chakra, Naruto doesn't. Raikage fought in 2 wars, he has more experience in battle than Naruto.Naruto lost his six paths powers after Shippuden, so no flying or six paths sage mode (which didn't give him anything except touch truthseeker orbs anyways).Even with sage mode and 2 clones as back up, it's useless. Raikage will outlast him in chakra and cuckruto wouldn't ever land a hit.And all that, just against Raikage who Luffy scales significantly above in both strength and speed. Next month is NOT going to be pretty for Naruto fans.
>Shrikek got disowned by his SpaceBattleTranny Overlords he HBOCs HomosuckKWAB!!!
>>156059629Yup, VSBW is the CORE of all Powerscaling arguments, they are always right and going against them is what is defined as wrong
>>156060976Why is dr doomer in front when he’s just a downgraded Thanos
>>156060997The luck victim thinks he's gonna win at all against someone who steals luck.
>>156057443Lord chad
Oh uh, Homostuck melty!
MARVELtos!!!homestucksura....
>>156061044Shrikefag fled from us too don't lump us in with that loser. We homestuckgawds never hboc
I don't know who any of these people are I just know they will be gone come next thread and our hero Son Goku will remain.
>>156061066>projectingyou guys are really scared now
GODvel won. Cosmically.
>the dbspics ran into the fucking eric bauza sticky to start shitposting because they were upset blossomfag showed up there to pay respects.and this is why we, as a collective, laugh that akira toriyama died.
>>156061079Don’t worry about ese, Mexico will win the next thread, trust
>>156061058Because it's DOOMSDAY
>>156061079>SHARTkuVriska victim.
>>156061022>Still no argument of beating base Naruto Naruto wins
>>156061091>the dbspics ran into the fucking eric bauza stickydid we really???guys I taught you better than this what the fuck.
>>156060976Thanos>lost to Patsy Walker of all peopleMephisto>Isn't actually SatanKnull>Bitch slapped by Godzilla and instantly cried about it.Kang>Got replaced by Doom in the MCUDoom>Toots as he pleases.No idea who that normal looking guy is. Killgrave?
>>156061091You are both blossomfag and whoever you're accusing of shitposting as a dbspic. You are mentally unwell.
>>156061117Beyonder you fucking casual
>>156061091Goku won
I'm baffled at how double translated this well into 2D animation. And I'm not even a minute in
>>156061110Post Naruto not kneeling before Raikage-sama.>bu-If you can't even do that what makes you think cucky Naruto isn't going to be kneeling before Luffy next month?
>>156061117Embarssing, kill yourself
>>156061091Wait really? KWAB!!! Based CHADku filling Blossom with his Saiyan seed!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=son_goku+powerpuff_girls+
>>156061135no, and no. that's 2 for 2, bro. fucking wild. unlike you, i actually respected eric bauza to not post a shit flinging contest because someone who rps as blossom from power puff girls doesn't trigger my autism in such a way i have to drag it into a fucking thread paying tribute to one of the best voice actors in the modern era. fuck you, fuck your /dbs/ bullshit, go back to /a/.
Woah wtf why they look so shiny thohttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19158034&tags=son_goku
>>156057914Jade? my FUARKING heroine.
>>156061103Thanos saved the MCU. Pedro Pascal shot it in the back of the head, killing it
>>156061168You were raped. And that's okay.
>Tokutranny has an unprompted melty over Dragon Ball againKEKYCHOOKY
>>156061117You’re so retarded that even I KNOW it’s Beyonder
>>156057914YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION SHE SOLOS GOKU
>>156061139He's the only viable threat then. My bad, I'm used to him dressing in all white.>>156061196Wildfag's from /v/, anon.
>>156061196The fuck did I do? I just got here
>>156060678>like it's not a shield or anything but just distance yeah?Yes, it's just distance, not a barrier (even if sometimes it looks like one)>how does it do that? The Tldr is that his Cursed Technique (The Limitless Cursed Technique) multiplies space so when you are halfway through reaching Him the space becomes twice as long.>is it like reality warping?No, it's space manipulation >is his tech just warp reality to create an infinite gap between him and everything?No the technique detects stuff around him and automatically activates even without him actively doing it. He always has it on, but that doesn't mean there's always Infinite space around him.He can also filters stuff like friendly people or air.> a gap that I reckon normally shouldn't be there?I don't understand this one
>FAGnic has 13 pages>GODrio has only 6 pageshttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=cuckold+sonic_the_hedgehog+&pid=462https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mario+cuckold&pid=210
>>156061143When you want to watch Kamen Rider, Ultraman and other Tokusatsu from the beginning onwards but you can't find a damn thing.
>>156061216the guy obsessed with green cats is sperging out because he got banned (currently ban evading) for trying to start death battle shitposting in a thread paying tribute to eric bauza who fucking died yesterday.
OP here, this was a good thread.We even got some new membersHi :D I love homestuck but gave up somewhere around Act 3. Maybe I should continue it again.
>>156061220That's not including the multiple porn comics where mario gets cucked
>>156060411Mario.
>>156061216The posters on this thread like to cause problems sometimes.
>>156061147>deflectionNotice how you unable to post any hype moments for one piece or any wincon against a shadow clone
>>156060461Mario.
GEEEG! What a dimeless thread!
>>156061258Yoshi doesn’t count, chud
As an impartial unbiased third party I can officially say that Homestuck won this thread.
>>156061279That's pretty obvious
Homestuck absolutely won this thread.
>>156061234I sometimes genuinely cannot tell whether the people in here are being serious or not.
>>156061294I didn't expect the homestoners to invade my thread and then one up da beegees this badly.
>>156061257>notice how you unable
>>156061304Anon he posted ai slop of deku looking like all might. He's extremely unserious.
>Mario only has 29 pages>FAGnic has a whooping 128 pageshttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mario+gay+&pid=1176https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sonic_the_hedgehog+gay+
>>156061226Luckily for me I watched everything in order (mostly) so I know what the fuck is going on.
>>156061324This isn't including all of the gay mario porn comics or the transformation fetish porn.
>>156061324Sonic has Kratos scaling confirmed.
>>156061324Mario has peak QUALITY yaoi, Sonic has slop quantity yaoi
>Homestuck has 40 pages>FAGvel has 458 PAGESKWAB!!!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=homestuck+gay+&pid=1638https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=marvel+gay+&pid=19194
>Hulk + Gay has 21 pages>Thor + Gay - Hulk has 26 pagesMarvelFAGS DON'T LOOK!!!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hulk+gay+&pid=840https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=thor_%28marvel%29+gay+-hulk+&pid=1050
migrate to the nigger magical girls thread next>>156044361>>156044361>>156044361>>156044361>>156044361I don't think we're out of the clear yet
>>156060762German science is the best in the world
>WAHO-ACKKKK!
>>156061409Fine but I'm making a real thread once that one is over
>>156061409I'm not using that thread someone else make a better one than this one
>>156061444>SONIC SPEE-ACK
AIbros...
>>156061474AIfags jobbed to handcrafted kinochads
>>156059693>loses to Irontomb>loses to The Shrike>loses to literally any SMT Demon>loses to OmegaHaha that's our ORT for you...
>>156061217>space manipulation I guess that applies too.Thanks!Anyways it's just I was still thinking about that convo from the other thread about him and Kai and I remembered this was brought up in his episodeThe issue is just that I wasn't sure what the hell the infinity power was exactlybut if it is just some sort of reality-fucking power then his elemental fire should just fix that spot back to normal aka finite space. theoreticallyI don't usually do this but now I get why you guys like "scalling" so much! it's like trying to solve a puzzle! it's fun.
>>156061474Why did it cost so much, I thought AI reduced all of that????
btw I wasn'tpaying attention why are you guys sharing porn links now?
>>156061474NIU LAITOS!sangxingduisura…
>>156061529Gay Porn scalingWho has the most gay porn
>>156061545cool! so who's winning?
>>156061545WHY? JUST FUCKING WHY?FOR WHAT REASON?
Shins
>>156061289
>>156061521I remember some spic AI movie that also had a fuck huge budget and it took like 5 years to make
>>156061600That was called dragon ball super broly
>>156061561Marvel > Sonic (character) > Homestuck > Mario (character)
>>156060653>no hulkYUP YUP YUP KEKKY DOOM KNOWS WHO HIS BVLL IS!
>>156061563Newfag lmao, this is /dbg/, we sodomize sissies here!
>>156061625Can I like both?
>>156061611I'm sure spider man's bubble butt and Cap's huge tits are carrying them
>>156061642>Still at 320 pageshttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=marvel+gay+-captain_america+-spider-man+
>>156061673try spiderman and/or venom that was really popular especially when marvel rivals came along
>>156061594KINGnny
>Beetlejuice is said 3 times>thread deleted
>>156061714I removed Spidey tho
Why are you so fucking WEAK?
He is teaching us...
Again and again. When will you LEARN?
daddy deku's gonna show you how to make a proper stealth thread
>>156057577>>156058155>Saruman, obvious-Christopher Lee, probably not
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Oh cool there is a Dekubro now.
