WIFE GOOD comics thread.
I suppose hard mode would be no Arlo and Janis.
>>156059940Is the joke sex?
>>156060307Yes.
>>156060307That's 9 Chickweed Lanes main joke.
>>156060313erotic
>>156059940>>156060313I LOVE MY WIFE (I also love fucking my wife)Very based! Both for the guy showing his wife he still loves and finds her attractive and the cartoonist for showing such a healthy marriage.
>>156059940Rose is Rose is another ongoing comic like this.
>>156059914>>156060003Wholesome.>Bob WeberWait, this is by the Slylock guy?
>>156059914>>156059940>>156060003>>156060313>>156060627>>156061301>>156061522>>156062110These are all really pleasant, damn.
>>156062230His father actually. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Weber_(cartoonist)
>>156062110He's the one that wants her to be fatter, like her mother, right?
>>156062547Based if true.
I wish I had a wife.
>>156062547Yes he’s an architect
>>156061522>>156060003Awwwwww. Love good.
Lovely thread.
>>156062856That’s how you know he loves his wife he ain’t plowing all those slampigs.
>>156062856This is so freaking wholesome.
Unfortunately a lot of this "WIFE GOOD" slop is made by female boomer cartoonists.It's aspirational, and little else.
>>156062856Gemerald.
>>156063233Aspirational yes. It's hope, which is better than hopelessness.
>>156063233if a married boomer wants to share her long term happiness with her husband, then i don't have anything against that. i'm not expecting shakespeare from comics like these.
>>156059914fuck you and fuck this fat retard and fuck his fat ugly wife.
>>156063233>Moose and Molly was made by Bob Weber Sr, a man>Arlo and Janis is made by Jimmy Johnson, a man>The Dumplings was made by Fred Lucky, a man>Rose is Rose is made by Pat Brady and Don Wimmer, both men. None of the comics in this thread are from women.
>>156059914Last panel looked like a trypophobia trigger in the thumbnail.
>>156062856>grab another woman and look at her like she's a turkey he can't wait to stuff at home>wife isn't even madShe's a keeper and I can imagine her inviting a plump friend over for his birthday.
>positivitySuch a rare gift in the modern world.
>>156063397She probably just invites her mom over for his birthday.
>>156063233Literally just coming into the thread to lie.You didn't do any research or anything, you just blurted out bullshit.
>>156064099Guy is one suggestion away from the best kind of family tradition.
Do webcomics count?
(You) will never have this btw
>>156064999I wish I had a woman who spoke in cursive.
>>156064933Yes!
>>156065173Great!
>>156065043My wife speaks in cursive, whenever she sees me naked she curses.
>>156065887>A Rodney Dangerfield joke in a good wife thread
>>156065447Worth a broken pelvis.
>>156064933>>156065447Comic name?
>>156061301The Dumplings are so cute.
>>156067056They are very cute, shame the comic is so obscure.
>>156066973Frostbittenhttps://frostbitten.thecomicstrip.org/comics/664https://frostbitten.thecomicstrip.org/comics/665
>>156060313This is my favorite because despite the simplistic style you can feel how annoyed and happy she is.
>>156064977Thought this said (You) will never have this bbw. Also true.
>>156067611Ahhh young love.
I don't have anything to add, I just want to say I like this thread.
>>156069150Pickle jar lids are so fucked. Why are they that tight?
>>156069187Physics, safety, and material friction coefficients.
>>156069220Fuck that shit, let me have my pickles to feed my ever fattening, pregnant wife
>>156069187>>156069220>>156069262The lid probably ain’t even that tight, she’s just having him open it to boost his esteem.
>>156062320Neat.
>>156060003>>156062230>Slylock: Cassandra! I'm making a list of all your felonies! Bring me three more sheets of paper!
>>156064099Hot
>>156069187The thing keeping jar lids closed tight is the vacuum seal underneath, just break the seal and the lid comes off easily. Some can openers have a little hook thing you can use to get underneath the lip of the lid and crack the seal.
>>156060313Quickie in the elevator?
>>156062856god I fucking love fat women
>>156071161Yes, that is the joke.
>>156071790Hey! One I didn't have saved! Nice.
>>156060313What a fucking chad.
>>156072733This thread is good for my heart, thanks.
>>156069262Just slip a knife underneath the lip and pull, it'll break the vacuum seal and you're good to go
>>156063233>>156063259I'll note that all of these "wife good" examples have the wife as very loving and affectionate, especially physically.Unfortunately, I think some wives want their husband to act in the "wife good" manner but don't feel they need to play the part of the "good wife". At least when together for decades - there's a reason for the stereotype.I work very hard to be as loving as these men but the dead bedroom and lack of other intimacy and reciprocity is killing me. It's very hard work not to build resentment after months or even years of it. Can't live on hope alone.>>156065887I don't get no respect either.Sorry for harshing the vibe of the thread, the comics are very sweet and funny. I'll just going to go hang myself with my own penis now, bye bye
>>156059914>Ctrl F>Popeye>No resultsLet's fix that
>>156073228How old is this. It’s vaguely familiar.
>>156073374>how old is this image with 2018 written in the bottom right corner?
>>156073374From a google search, 2019 https://aquabunny.creativeworlds.net/comics_archive/dumb-big-sister-stupid-little-sister-second-production-set-comic-71-end-of-set
>>156062856I must learn to draw proper for the sole purpose of drawing big beautiful women.
>>156073209>They can't cheat if I cheat harderHmm. Good advice.
>>156072826That entire book was very cute
>>156073519Oh yeah, how cute. I think I remember him from the flipnote era. Unless there’s another artist that focuses on the nidoran pokemon
>>156071790How many kids do they have and how do they not have double whatever that amount is?
>>156075181They have 1 kid, and they're very good at suspenders and belt-style birth control.
>>156074976>love is... but they're wearing clotheswtf?
>>156075202Blasphemy!
>>156075202After 9/11, you could be sent to Guantanamo Bay for being naked in an airport.
>>156072902I'm with you dude. Love my wife but she just doesn't care about keeping our love live going and i just can't bring myself to give up on it.
>>156072902>>156075224My wife and I just separated. We ended as friends but both felt maybe it wasn't going how we hoped. We don't want anything from each other so no alimony, not fighting over anything. Just figuring out living situations. She was great and still is. We're helping each other get back on our feet as well.In the meantime I'm just sleeping, lifting weights, and letting women flirt with me for the first time in a decade. Hang in there anons, maybe things will start looking up for you regardless of what you decide to do.But if you want to keep the love going, be upfront and willing to communicate how serious it is to you. Good luck fellas
>>156075267I hope you don’t have kids. That fucking sucks, but hey at least you had a wife. I can’t even leave home as a 30+ khhv
>>156075389No kids, would still like to try some day. And you never know where life will take you. Small changes make big impacts over time. I was kissless for a long time.
>>156062856The ass on the first girl is crazy.
>>156075460Every sentence in that post makes me happy. Don’t you quit either. The white race shouldn’t be replaced over some bullshit.
>>156059914Thank you and other anons for posting these. It's refreshing to see some positive depictions of marriage for a change. Everything is so ironic and filled with doom and gloom now.
>>156059940I don't get it
>>156076112They had sex.
>>156076112Oh, sex I get it.But I thought there was something more
>>156059914Just a reminder that “wife guys” are almost always cheaters.
>>156076163I’ve never even heard of this term until the incident. How long have people been using it?
>>156076538It's been around for a long time, it's just uncommon.
>>156064933I'd say so.
>>156077165>lust>he wants her>love>he wants her burrito
>>156076538It went mainstream about 3-5 years ago.
>>156076891I’m sure it’ll be more common>>156077165You got the chub edit?
>>156077190>lust>he wants her taco
>>156060313Damn, I can't believe he ate her out that fast.
>>156076163Do "husband gals" exist?
>>156064977I'm working on it! Had my first date with her last Friday
>>156077458He's had a *lot* of practice.
>>156076163Considering Moose is supposed to be a fat lazy bum who loafs around the house all day and is habitually out of work and in debt, I don't think anyone would carry out an affair with him.
>>156077533You’d be shocked>>156077491Weight?
>>156077547Average. Didn't have anything extra that I could see.
>>156077633He could have just said no.
>>156077645He might have a basketball kink.
This thread is making me tear up
>>156077822Don't do that. This is a tear free zone.
>>156075267>Hang in there anons, maybe things will start looking up for you regardless of what you decide to doThe AI bubble is currently 35% of the entire US economy
>>156077985And I still have to get a paycheck somehow. No use being sad about it. My perfect dream life is over unfortunately so I gotta get out there and build a new, better one
>>156062856If he's not fully happy with her, I'll take her.
Why do so many women pretend to hate things they actually enjoy, it isn't endearing
>>156072902>going to go hang myself with my own penisUpdate: I tried to tie the noose but it was too hard
>>156059914>But have you considered: wife BAD?>Fuck you boomer, wife good.>But have you considered: husband Bad?>Fuck you boomer, husband good.
>>156064999I'd kill to have this.
>>156078171Because they've spent their life being told to hate them, and surrounded by people who will hate them for expressing they like anything. Very few people are born bitter.
>>156065447I love how in both Baki and Billy and Mandy there is a gag where a character is super muscular because he loves to carry his fat wife and developed muscles to do just that.
>>156062856
>>156077533Moose browses 4chan.
>>156074329He’s the artist.
>>156078962Best so far
>>156059940why is this edited? it's supposed to be 4 panels isn't it
>>156081449Found the original.
>>156077493>going outside in the middle of the night to get naked and fuck in a treeHe has to have a list of places he wants to bang his wife and has been marking off places nearly every day.
>>156064099Even better, keep it in the family.
>>156076163I mean, it's not like single guys have the option.
cute thread
>>156060313Aerosmith was playing on the muzak, I see.
>>156078962dawww
Swell thread
This entire thread was wholesome.
>>156062230>>156062320>making wholesome comics runs in the familyNeat!>>156069774kek>>156062856Someone should give him the memo that artists should inject their fetish covertly, not overtly.
>>156072230WTF happened? Did they accidentally find someone else's sex tape? Because why the fuck would they react to younger and hotter them having sex like that?
>>156063329Based fact checker.
>>156085031Someone else could've seen it.
>>156077165I don't see how these are mutually exclusive. The second picture is hot too. ... I might be telling on myself a little.
>>156077764This has to have some use as a reaction image.
There's something inherently funny about married couples being super horny for each other.
>>156059914"Wife bad" is funnier. "Wife good" is just how it should be.
>>156065887That shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as I did. I've become my father.
>>156085282How? It's in their home. They obviously don't even watch their own home movies themselves since they forgot about them. Which is normal because no one does. People only film home movies, never watch them. What situation could there be where someone else watches them? Them being terrible hosts and forcing some guest to watch since no one would do it willingly? In which case some amateur porn would have only saved that disastrous party.
>>156081581Thanks.
>>156072826Is the joke that she had sex with a dog?
>>156084983>Someone should give him the memo that artists should inject their fetish covertly, not overtly.Coward
>>156079643Okay, damn he likes bigger than big.
>>156087309He is me.
>>156059914:) great thread
>>156073228Cute.
>>156064584Was it rape?
>>156092553Ironically, yes.
>>156085377True. It works as a 4-panel comic as well
>>156060003>>156059914>>156060627Is this a psyop?
>>156090226I do this every single time
>>156090167I do this every single time.Face and all.
I wish I had a lass I could hold. I've got one, but she's so far away.
>>156062110Rose is Rose has good art for a comic strip