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I don't have any friendsNever did
oh boy my favorite!
>>156062723graaaaaagh you cant take me alive agghhhh
blessed stridercest thread
It could have all been better
If you had the motivation to draw right now what would you be drawing?
>>156062770ARTISTS! reply to this with your latest artwork.
>>156062834Once i finish my current drawing, i really want to draw aradia in alt outfits. for aradia anon. but i have art block, and i have to draw undertale every day! it doesn't leave much room
>>156062837just going to shill this rq
tomorrow i will go to war and i will kill thousands of people.
>>156062834JadeDave pregnant mating press
>start pestering my mom about classpecting in a roundabout way>she turns out to be time bound>show her the time shirt>she doesn't like it because she dislikes color redIt's over for my session.
>>156062879give her hope anon
>>156062837
:/
>>156062889What's the name of the mystery Roxy?
>>156062770>Qott: Have you ever tried to get your friends into homestuck? How did that go? Share your stories!I got my ex-girlfriend into homestuck and it was really fun acting out the voices for the first timenow I'm getting my friend into it. he's almost up to the ending, and I'm not sure if I should let him know the epilogues/bc exists
>>156062905she has no name and yet she is so beautiful
>>156062905the creator didnt come out and say her name yet
Need each Rosesona to be paired with a Dirksona
>>156062837Posting this again because Levi is very cute here
>>156062834working on a doodle with several of the dirksonas since anon gave mer permission last threadafter my bday I plan to make a prospitcest doodle for pcfag as thanks for the dirk art!
>>156062924>7 dirksonas>only 6 lalondesonasuh oh someone's getting dp'd
>>156062960i elect kisha to get dp'ed
>>156062960this is because what actually needs to happen is rosesonas getting paired up with each. so no one is alone
>>156062960Not if I can do anything about it!And by it, lets just say, actually do my rosesona
>>156062983i also agree
make kisha watch from the chair
Everyone always has permission to do whatever the fuck they want to my sonas
>>156063014dont make her watch from the chair ;-;
>>156063048pc already made daik so the other one gets sent to the chair. sorry.
>>156063068but shes so cute!
>>156062874is this your cute troll girl. i forgot i drew her last night and never posted
>>156063094holy fuck. big thank you!
Draw lines
>>156062834ellith and lily making out
>>156063127wait! are we not going to wait for this anon >>156062996 so there's even pairings? w-we're not really going to dp someone right?
have any of you guyss ever used the real pesterchum application, i kinda wanted to try it lol
>>156063163>not an actual pixel-by-pixel spritework in mspaintsoulless
>>156063211yes but no one talked to me there so i never used it again.
>>156063214this is actually an pixelated brush if that matters
>>156063211i did way back when homestuck was still updating, my friends and i used it all the time
>>156063266>christian girl with fujocreative. i like it
>>156063266greedy fourk
should the normal troll diiiirk and big titty diiiirk be the same character? im thinking about it
>>156063327yes
>>156063164>my sona with the mysterious lalondeshe can fix me
im bored and have art block so if your feeling particularly bored as well, and want to bear through my stupid typing quirk, feel free to shoot a message.were larping as trolls today son
>>156063358gonna save to use it on the future!
>>156063266>fourk our fuarking HERO and his harem of BITCHES>prospitcestanon-cest-ceptionhmmm
>>156063410https://github.com/Dpeta/pesterchum-alt-servers/releases(note: i am using the downloaded client and NOT pesterchum online)
>>156063433thx nonnie
>>156063327Yes
>>156063231That's a very good start but there's still an issue of scaling, there's too much detail in your addition compared to the original minimal pixel size of the sprites before they got scaled up. See pic related, john from that pic vs John from a ripped sprite sheet(the one from the booru posted in the OPs). As you you see, the right John's mouth blends more naturally with the rest of the sprite because it has the same degree of pixelation so to speakAlso I'm begging you, PLEASE do not save spritework in a jpg format, that's a war crime, it's only going to make things worse for you if you ever choose to work on the image again.
>>156063413whack that fucker with a newspaper
ships for this feel?
>>156063518John x Jane
>>156063518Prospitcest
>>156063486hope this isn't too rude but i took the liberty of editing john myself to give a sort of example of what this anon was talking about, and how you might be able to apply it!
>>156063608
Johnsonas when? Jadesonas when?
>>156063518Anything with dave
>>156063658lets wait a week before we get into john and jade sonas
>>156063646Who said I was saying it in a negative way? I admire Israel and much like Prospitcest I have no issue with both spreading
>>156063658that's next months' theme so you've got time to work on yours
>>156063658there are no johns in hsg anon..
>>156063736i wish there were,oh *god* do i wish...
>>156063736I've literally done John/Jade cosplay with my girlfriend
>when the "john"sona is infact, an dirk/caliborn
>>156063658the first anon to make a Johnsona will be relentlessly raped by every Dirk and Rosesona
I relate to John the most out of all the humans
i sorta have a jadesona already
THE ORIGINAL JOHNSONA
I find it fascinating that women on /hsg/ want to fuck literal redditors who say shit like>EB: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>156063779Monkey
>>156063806redditors are bad because their usually rude and two faced bitches who have no sincerity. If john is a corny ass whiteboy with full sincerity, well, that just makes me turn into a waterfall desu.
>>156063652delete this
>>156063358>aquaAriseheartdo you attach a material every time something gets banished too?
>>156063779aight bro you already have rose/dirksonas stop cheating!
Im late but heres my shitass rosesona call him Roby or something
>>156063873(i didn't know this was a one per thing. i was gonna make a full beta ensemble)
>>156063855i could kiss you right now anonbut yeah i can banish a monster once per turn, im a walking macro cosmos, and once per turn i attach a banished card as material. you should see my alt sirensShangriira
>>156063887the gender disparity keeps growing..
>>156063887Touching him
>>156063887does he shoot schools as a hobby
>>156063925okay just to be clear this >>156063887 is a man I just have long hair and it fluffs when I dont have it tied back
>>156063779my kidsona has the same haircut!
>>156063961this is a rad fucking kidsona
>>156063887we now have an even amount of sonas to pair up!
>>156063486making things not boring is for me the most important thing. i have to make each stand out from each other because it would just be copies otherwise
IMPORTANT QUESTION!what the the most boring thing to ever happen in homsetuck/bc? is there anything /hsg/ unanimously agrees is the biggest nothingburger/snoozefest?
>>156063973thank u thank u... it was my firstt ime using my drawing tablet in like a year plus so it took me like 2 hours T_T
>>156063921Im more of a glowingMannadome guy myself, but I can respect Kashtiggas
>>156064128funny enough my first thought was going to be aquaKitkalos, since that fits the theming better. But i wanted alliteration for my username.
>>156062824Honestly, Nah. Dave wouldn't be much of a father, the Dave that finished the story really wasn't good at any relationship he was in and even Alpha Dave kinda sucked at the task in his own ways. Yiffy would likely have turned out worse with him as a father
>>156063164i think they'd get along
>>156064231this is so cute i cant stand it. good shit as always broski
>>156064231Dirg took a shower?
>>156064231Cute as hell
>>156064251she has turned a slightly healthier leaf as of late, now she has friends <3 love to see it
>>156064062Hard to say but personally I'll always have a grudge against A6A5, it has a pretty atrocious plot development to wordswordswords ratio
>>156064243thank you i've been having a lot of fun drawing them!>>156064251you can just assume she always smells whether i draw the flies or not ok>>156064258thanks for letting me draw your very cute roxysona crowpiss
>>156064349its so cute creating little sonas for everyone to interact with. thats just cool shit i haven't seen on any other thread
>>156064362utg used to do it with pipins when chap 3and 4 launched. they dont do that anymore though
>>156064374they still do pippins, in fact i made someone make a vriska pippins recently. but its only the pippins, and its contained to just the whiteboard, its not really anywhere else :(
>>156064362we are the coolest comfiest general
>>156064454kisses for all of you anons *mwah mwah mwah*oh sorry i forgot to apply non smear lipstick
ill brb then turn roby into an sprite.
how smelly is dirg. is she so smelly that even the smelliest trolls don't want to go near her?
>>156064465oh dearoh my!
>>156064533
why is your name pc what does it mean anon
>>156064600You new anon?
>>156061453 #the long awaited.
>>156064578KINO
>>156064659 (me)in hindsight the signless is taken down a peg because he's hot but not *that* hot and frankly horrus could be subject to be knocked down. really i'd just use him for free bad dragons
>>156064600ProspitCest anon, I figure
>listen to homestuck vol 8>cascade finishes>I'm a member of the midnight crew(acapella) starts playing like a soundtrack to the credits sequence
>>156064659*points at you* girl lover!fr tho, cool list bro! i respect the choices, :D
>>156063887Wanted to doodle him
noticed in porn that karkat suffers and bleeds quite a lot. often is also gore’d.
>>156064755All is right in the world
>>156064711guilty as charged (also ty ^^)
i need to shower my moral is down.
>>156064659>paying someone to rape cronusthe only approach for him desu
>>156064659>>156064870I'd rape cronus for free but I won't say no to free money.
>>156064659whats the best part about aradia to you?
>>156064659>over 30 guys in the cast and the one you're most willing to have sex with is a malnourished programmer
>>156064948she both *is* aradia and wants to fuck aradia
>>156064948if you can't shatter a boy's ribcage just by hugging him slightly too tight what's even the point :)
>>156064954>Aradia could use her time powers to literally go fuck herself
hamsteak
>>156064971arasol fans be like: "damn i love fantasizing sex about my sexless ship"
>>156064988>time travels back to non con herself and then develops a kink for it which gives her the idea to do it.(fun fact there is a rosedave fic that is just like this)
Dave hasn't fought in like 6 years and has been bedrotting throughout all of it so what makes him so confident that he even stands a chance against Dirk or even Jake for that manner. I never wanna see him hold up a sword again it's to embarrassing at this point.
this shit is cold
>>156065085John should have just became the wind there what a fuggin idiot
every homestuck character were better when: they were suferring/unhappy/having uncertanties in life
>>156064931sexually: a. she's absolitely gorgeous, disheveled and unkempt and yet her beauty is undeniable even for a second. her dimples are really cute with her full lips and wide smile and i really want to suck and smooch her lips until we'reout of breath. she's a chubby girl to me and that definitely helps her case, her warm rust blood + the softness of her flesh is probably heavenly. her hair is really soft and probably smells like dirt and it'd be nice to just bury my face in there while i stroke and finger her from the back and toy with it on my back with her over me. her horns are incredibly virile and i want to straight up jack them off while i stroke her hair. hung as FUCK, she could very well cause a tear inside me and yet i'd be coming bck begging for her to stretch me again. fat ass for the sloppiest rimjobs ever. she definitely makes uncomfortable eye contact the whole time and yet it's hypnotizing (autistic girl rizz). she's definitely pretty shameless, not in a arrogant or cheeky way but bcause sexual shame is just kind of beneath her, it never really occurs to her. pretty deep sleeper afterwards, will probably cursh you inder her with cuddles in a very soothing way. we're both cutsluts, do with that what you will. she's definitely into necrophilia, guro, crazy stuff like that, and it's a comforting thought that if i do kms or when she inevitably outlives me that even past my grave she'd be milking pleasure and affection from my body. also i like feeling like a sleazy cougar even though i'm only 6 years older than she would be in human years. she probably finds humans' weird obsession with the number 18 silly and giggleworthy, especially after becoming a godess of time itself. i also have a whole essays worth of nonsexual reasons this is just probably taking up enough of a word count already.
>>156065085KWABI would've tanked it
>>156065138Aradiabot?
page of jade getting pissed over vriskagram
>>156065178John looks like he kills niggas
Why does Jade have abs!
>>156065184If I was Jade id be fuming at vriskagram. I get trapped alone in a ship for 3 years whole those assholes get to play house with each other daily? Fuck that
Was it a fitting conclusion of their character arcs?
>>156065138i remain the oldest fujo here...heavy is the crown...very good visuals tho, im glad your a based rimming enjoyer. and i think you touching her horns is cute. uhhh. w post. your even crazier than me and i appreciate this
>>156065179she's obviously pretty traumatized and not in the slightest bit in a good mental space so i'd defintely not press and be gentle with it but i feel like wireplay would be pretty nice, just fiddling with her circuits and watching her shivering in pleasure. i also love the idea of her not egen getting off sexually just using my body as a fucked up sexual punching bag to deal with the overwhelming rage and any lingering romantic sensibilities that have been forced upon her after so long of feeling absolutely nothing
>>156065222Hussie talks about how much he hates Tavros yet he gave up an infinitely better arc than whatever the FUUUUUUUCK Karkat got I mean what's up with that?
its going to be that one anon's birthday in a few days, do they have a Dirksona? I know they asked for Dirk art
>>156065261did i draw for that anon?i hope i did
>>156065241Good You articulate my Aradia attraction better than I can do myself
>>156065184page of jade realizing aradave is the truth
>>156065241>>156065278i think me an aradia would be good friends, im pretty wacky myself, if not the same level of pants shittingly insane that megidos can be.i think i would be even better friends with damara desu.
>>156065261they asked for dirkdave, which means everyone is legally obligated to draw it
>>156065343oh shit they did.well....ill add it to the list then!i have improved so much since the last dirk dave. i know i can KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF anons
everyone hates dave
bc jake is better than hs jake
>>156065235we love our hags here pcanon <3ty it's an honor LMAO.rimming is like right up in my top 5 kinks OAT and i also just really like the idea of pleasuring nonhumans in spots where humans can't be
>>156065439teasing aradia until she snaps and destroys you (in whatever way you/she sees fit)im a big fan of that, i would do that to john, hehehehe
>>156065458>teasing aradia (playing with and poking at her horns) until she snaps and destroys me (headbut)
>>156065138Anon do you have a dirk/rosesona? Its for uhhh scientific purposes
>>156062820dirk gave me a thing for fingerless gloves jesus christ
>>156065509i agree with this anon. aradia anon, make a sona, pretty please
>>156065373>Dirk shit talks him>Rose ditched him for Dirk>Jade used to shit talk him a lot, probably still does>John ditched him to go fight LE with the REAL Dave Strider, where they bonded like bros have never bonded before>Jake literally wants to kill him>Karkat is emotionally cheating on him with a guy who wants to kill him>Davebot shit talks him>Alt Calliope thinks he's useless>He probably still hates himselfWho else I'm I missing?
>>156065509>>156065533see the unnamed >>156063266 i genuinely have no better ideas rape lalonde is a valid kid name but also that's fucking stupid
>>156065577I promise to eventually draw this sona getting her back blown out by Aradia
>>156065588gjjfjfjshfjs ty anon ;w;
>>156065577pffff i may have to make you a sona myself. if only to draw us hanging out. (im real selfish like that). would you prefer a troll or a human (and whats your zodiac if you want a troll)
Why does Dave talk about preserving time loops in the new update if Lord English is dead? Can the BC team update whatever AI they're on please?
god damn i love coffee sm i already feel like drawing more.
>>156065261my dirksona is duke. I originally requested dirkdave or anything of dirk just enjoying himself, but really, anything goes. and only if you want to and have the time!>>156065274you did! you made me picrel which I will treasure forever
>>156065663well too bad, im making you another one. do you want duke and dirk, or dirk and dave >:D
>prime hsg hours
>>156065708destroy it all
>>156065721nice gif
hag romance detectedDeploy the troll chippendale dancers
yk im sad that alan parents will die in the meteor impacts since he has a little sibling on the oven.... so many chars won't make it to the prototyping and i think it will be sad :( unless idk he prototype his mom's body.
>>156065721no i mean prime as best of all times. love it
>>156065682you are too generous, anon. I love you. well, if you insist, maybe a dirk headpatting a sleepy duke or something? anything goes!
>>156065244It's funnier than that, Tavros ends up being among the most realized characters among the trolls, if not the most realized one.>pre god tier Aradia is a plot device and her "character arc" consists of changing her personality as things happen to her until she is back to square one and fucks off. Good for her, but still.>Sollux is a plot device and then fucks off. Good for him, but still.>Karkat gradually regresses into being a useless piece of shit that gets usurped by Vriska post-retcon and has a laughable resolution that amounts to "UHH BLOOD ASPECT ISN'T JUST ABOUT BEING A WARRIOR I GUESS?" Then he struggles in a 1vs1 against fucking Clover lmao>Nepeta does fuck all and then dies>Kanaya regresses by turning into Rose's bitch and then has her inner conflict solved by Roxy on the side>Terezi: good character arc until murderstuck, after that she turns into a sorry piece of shit with an yurishit obsession on Vriska overwriting the rest of her personality>Equius has a well defined resolution to his character arc which however ends up in his failure and death. Still pretty good all things considered>Gamzee is a comic relief that gets turned into a plot device>Vriska: very solid arc, but then post-retcon happens.>Eridan removed Feferi after she does her plot device thing, then gets removed himself after his job is done.>Feferi does one plot device thing(dream bubbles) and then dies>meanwhile Tavros gradually grows a spine through the story, learning to stand up to Vriska until he finally mans up enough to go his own way while flipping her off. Eventually he proves himself to be critically useful by assembling the ghost army, one-ups Vriska and makes her fucking KNEEL, and fights in the front row against LE alongside Aradia and Meenah like a brave hero he always wanted to be.Pretty funny from the writing standpoint..
>>156065781yes maam
>>156065790do you have an idea on who clover is?
fanventure with all the sonas when
>be me>dirkfag>see people making dirksonas>'man i wanna do that'>realize i don't got hair>fuckin all seriousness having a bald dirk would be funny considering that joke comic 'bout bro having a bald spot under his hat
>>156065880your dirksona can be whatever you want it to be anon
>>156065880MAKE ONE. DO IT. DO IT NOW!
>>156065600this is my trollsona her ezod sign is aro ^_^ (same sign as fozzer lol)
>>156065880My Dirksona looks more Dirk than it does me, it's supposed to be Dirk after all. Bald or not you should make one if you want to
>>156065979wait. waaaaaiiiit. aradia anon....and....cool braces/cut anon...is the same niggaOH SHIIIIIT (i may be retarded) (shes stupid cute tho fr. I love herrr)
>>156065829A single felt member who despite his good luck absolutely isn't in the same tier as the rest of the antagonists everyone else was fighting against during collide.
>>156065993insert the gru double life picturetysmmmmm btw
>>156066013it all makes sense now...damn already 2 of my favorite anons and now they are one. woaw...also i respect any character with ripped stockings'
dirk gave me a decapitation fetish
>>156066037saaaaame
>>156066236they left roxy out...
>>156064704Kino indeed anon. Hussie really locked in here, kek
The Dave / Karkat interaction in the latest batch was some of the cringiest shit I've ever read in my life
>want to do a fanventure>can't write dialogue to save my life>can't even reference my own discord history or something because i don't know what to say in real conversations eitherhahaha
>>156063718Good guts anon, the jewish headcanons WILL continue until moral improves
>>156066586Homestuck would've been really weird if Hussie was a shy neet, kek
>>156066578yeah. but at least there is pissy jade taking control of her life so im okay with it. also fucked up jake was cool too.
it's finally complete (they're both drunk off their asses lol)https://files.catbox.moe/e416db.png
>>156066652 (me)https://files.catbox.moe/b89nrt.png * retard award
>>156066668Broken image
>>156066668broken af
>>156066666
>>156066683>>156066688fuck my entire baka life okay try this https://postimg.cc/c6BfVTj1
>>156066747such gem, well done
>>156066652>>156066747Peak
>>156066747im frankly extreme jealous he gets to fuck that one, but at the same time, mega cuteguess i should draw kisha with him now
>>156066747Drunken con hookupsAh the folly of youf
>>156063887what does his lowerbody look like?
No more homestuck discord for me it makes me act like a sperg
>>156066859hmu on pesterchum instead :D
>>156066849uhhhhh gray cargo pants i guess, i dressed him like im dressed up today because its cold here
>>156066783i'm glad you like ittttt ;w;
>>156066859also stopped using cord. good for u <3
>>156066936You always draw bangers and I'm glad you felt like drawing my dumb sona
>>156066821if its any consolation i can draw ker snogging kisha next :>
>>156067002aw jeez well now i feel bad haha, i dont wanna beg you for art (especially since i haven't even drawn your aradia yet, im sorryyyy) but if you would like to, i know i would love it :D
>>156066966tysmmm crowpiss i'm kissing you so sloppyyour sona is really cute and really faggy i had to. they'd be too cute
>>156066879>it's just IRClollmao even
>>156067032well duh, its about roleplaying as trolls and shit anon! im not sending you my social security number!
>>156066905what color is the hoodie
just did sum fun fun stuff
>>156067059lets say #9d7db0 on the upper half and black in the lower
>>156062770>QOTTyeah but no one really felt like reading but they (forcefully) indulge in me making ocasional rants, references and listening to my interpretations. not now much i dont talk much with people about it besides here.
What if you ported all those shitty minecraft horror mods to sburb and you had a PNG of your guardian with hyper realistic blood chasing you
I'm hungry
>>156067240woaw. pretty.
>>156067240good shit dude!
>>156067240Braces for 13 yearsnightmare
seen art of dave fucking karkat twice today.
>>156067298Straight up freaks is what they are
>>156067302misery
>>156067152alright ill finish it tomorrow
tomorrow i will finally take care of some plants pots and try to grow some seeds this month. i've been procastinating a lot but gardening seems like its the right time to start.
part of the reason it has taken me so long to draw any aradia is because i get performance anxiety or something and psyche myself out of drawing anything because im scared of not being impressive. so im going to stop worrying and just draw something.
>>156062931I need him creamping fishussy please
>>156067368Germinate 'em firsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUPNCR35h0
>>156063039Is he freaky?
>>156067247>>156067284ty!>>156067287i know, its crazy how shes still smiling thru it all
>>156067418i will. i know how to do ^--^
>>156065577Imagine Rex pouring Fireball in her cuts then licking it up...
>>156067372draw something you love first as a warmup, that always helps me
>>156067503lol i always be drawing. in fact i finished a drawing already (PICREL), more specifically im nervous about drawing aradia, because aradia anon is so cool and i wanna make cool art that people think is cool. idk why its a mental block specifically, but its time to finally DO THIS
>>156062770New idea for aspects:Script and SongCame up with them after kind of just mashing Mind and Heart together and then separating them in different waysScript - data and description. A boat is a [Boat], cat is [Cat]. Empirical identity and labeling. X = Y. Aslo a bit of causality in that idea of a machine running. Many parts effecting the whole Script as it's made. From stories to codeSong - Uniqueness of a single instance. Sounds and genres and styles but none to definitive, just general. The soul, the chaos, the uniqueness of it all. Art and emotion as expression. Can harmonize but still requires individuality
>>156067452hot..,.,.
>>156067559You could just go rip off some parts of the Egyptian soul concept that haven't been done yetI always found it interesting that they considered your particular identity separate from your actual existence
Rate my new fankids.
>>156067609Thanks I hate it
>>156067609oh yeah this exists.
>>156067609It's the niggas from Fortnite.
>>156067609someone needs to reanimate that scene with the twink dancing to be instead a dirksona
>>156067668dirty dirk
>>156067420Yes and he's a horny drunk
>>156067668Rex ples*please
fucking bucceesprite
>>156067701he just wants to give you a good dealWhenever, where ever
>>156067701also that big green whip. hmmm.
>>156067680Need him in me.
>>156067732Damn didn't know Nellie was freaky like that
>>156067716what does it sells in a buccee btw? it is a super market or an specific product chain?
goodnight hsg
>>156067749It's a chain of truck stops that are functionally shopping malls
>BC aradia grooming and copulating with AA to make essentially arasol yiffy
>>156067747I actually had a BIG hunch she was a dommy but I like surprises.
>>156067749Modern trading posts for long travelers.Food, tools, supplies, clothes, showers, gas. All that's missing is temp beds and it's a survival spot
>>156067822>>156067767that is really cool. i would like to stop a buccees someday.
Is Hope Man about to pull a 'Dan?
karkat pussy is that good it make english go crazy.
>>156063039>takes away his alcohol
I was called a fool when I prophesized the mighty power and rise of Jade. Yet here I stand a prophet of the times like always
>>156067943
>>156067864>not a just or heroic deathbro's killing for the game ig
>>156068068He'll get it back when he learns moderation!If he can last an hour not drinking with some booze left out I'll give it back.>pours a shot of fireball and leaves it on his desk
>>156067581Eh just messing aroundMy favorite idea was Teeth and Cicuits I posted a while back here
can't bare the thought of seeing dave and rose fight against each other. anything but my derse duo. it just cannot be. it cannot be.
i hate being fat i want to be fit and strong.
The Wacky Adventures of Jake English & Jade Harley
>>156068464One takes Dirk's ass, the other his mouth then they swap and spin their guns
>>156068487jake's caught talking to himself in the mirror with a gun rubbing against the side of his forehead, focus then shifts to jade happily playing alterniabound
>>156068449same except i really just want to be a slim twunk and to be dicked downed by someone desu
My Page of Hope will save BC
>>156065138holy based. i already love aradia but seeing your posts always makes me feel like im not doing enough lol
>>156068667we're lucky he hasnt blown his brains out yet anoncandy jake did better, or well at least looked cooler than depressed murderhobo jake
>>156068667if people don't think this is the most tryhard attempt at giving a character with almost no depht a personality then i am not sure what it is.
John and Vriska are going to merge together
>>156068783potara or dance style
>>156068797PotaraPermanently to satisfy the wishes for the two of them to be trannies
I was thinking about a Johnsona but had Napoleon Dynamite on the mind so I made this instead
>>156068823Vote for John
>>156068783oh no its godfeels again
>>156068819Juneska?Vrune?Vriska Egbert?
>>156068973depends on the japanese name.
>>156068996yosh88888888!
>>156068973August Serket Egbert
>>156068973Avenged Eightfold
>>156065979Your style seems familiar to me, did you use Reddit?
>>156069002>>156069006these are all good names but their to competent. I need you to come up with something absolutely asinine and retarded. Thats the only way this works, and is what is funniest = best.
>>156062837it's a lil silly.https://files.catbox.moe/9hxntc.png
>The human and the troll? They're here. I am them. We are one!>It's over, Dirk! I've come for you!>Every force you create has an echo... Your own 8ad energy will 8e your undoing!
I have a hypothetical Jadesona, purple shall be her colorHypothetical as in i'm not artist and may have to try to just edit random shit to even make a visual
>>156069044Johvri EggserThe dumbest looking magenta you've ever seen
>>156069094Use ms paint or your sona will never get any game
>>156069094well, get to it.
>>156068783I'd rather fuse her and rose
>>156069108what is her theme
>>156069113No one will serve more cunt than her
>>156069113Light
Idea, what if we drew ourselves not kidsonas. But Condescesonas?
>>156069108John's wife
>>156069133Condy has too much going onEvery OC would just end up being Condy but with a different company instead of Betty Crocker
>>156069096im not sorry for this
>>156069160Our hero
>>156069133The only one I'd ever need The OG
sup /hsg/ its been a while
>>156069195hello anon!
i havent done much homestuck art recently so idk if i have anything to post (not like i usually post my art here anyways)
i suppose if were talking charactersonas i have an idea of minihalsprite (minihoof and hal)? though something which might fit better is my au version of nepeta where she went "pouncetier"
>>156068823This is me btw. I did this with the Condesce. That's why her ass has yet to take over the world as super Hitler. Can everyone say 'Thank you, Anon?'
>>156069043nope
>>156069043i think your talking about me anon.lemme guess, the sans vs vriska post?
>>156069107>>156069101It's like 1 AM, we shall call this a shameful placeholder and I'll try again later
>>156069133Fun idea. I'll try to do this later.
>>156069153>Condy but with a different company instead of Betty Crockeryou say that like it's a bad thing!
>>156069385it's so crazy to me that people would rather fuck roxy over rose like it's just so fucking crazy
>>156069160my faaarkin Heir mixed in with WHO??????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>156069339creature
>>156069426Oedipus complex
Feferi
>>156069530is
>>156069535become
>>156069538death
>>156069538my
>>156069541destroyer
>>156069339the sex would go crazy. please tell me she reeks of body oder
>>156069545of
>>156069550worldd
>>156069339can she lay down on the floor and pretend to be a bear rug
>>156069564wait this is really cute i wanna draw this once it’s no longer a placeholder
>>156066586Make a classic pre-homestuck quest/adventure where most of the text is narration.
>>156069385why is roxy in her motif color while rose is not it's triggering my ocd
>>156069635>
>>156069650that's not her TYPING color!!
>>156069650Holy sexI absolutely would make this fine piece of work pregnant
>>156069655>
>>156069068Oh this is lovely Def need the other homestuck gals like this
>>156068431Holy BBW Heaven
>>156069706my whole life is a lie
>>156069706Dirk?
>>156067240Oh my good godI can just imagine the sex being CRAZY
>>156067287I had them for 6. there was even a whole braces conspiracy that my dentist had the decency to fill me in on
>>156069657Calm down Jade, shes married
>>156069768Married to my dick
>>156069068fuschia butthole...
>>156069790No Jade, shes married to Kanaya. Yes, im also mad about it.
average karkat 1000 tard stare after brutal rape
>>156069068Slutty Alternian fuckmeat made to please cute male trolls.
>>156069835who's this
>>156069195Nepeta slander! She just likes tea with ice cubes
>>156069205>(not like i usually post my art here anyways)You should do that anyway
Meenah would not wear shoes like that
>>156062837cooking up a doodle but am so sleepy I have to knock out goodnight hsg
good night hsg
>morning here>everyone on /hsg/ but me goes to sleepno...
like a daydream....or a fevver
>>156068667Hope died a long time ago
I wanna talk about aradia's ascension for a second and do tell me if i am wrong her, just workshiping the idea and I may just be i am misremembering.jack personally kills all troll prospit dremers then he goes and persnally kills fef and nep's dreamself.and then just destroys derse which then leads to aradia ascending. Isn't that ultra fucking convinient????? why not go and personally continue his killing spree, find dead aradia push her off the bed and kill her.
>>156070374Jack personally kills Feferi and Nepeta because Hussie fucking hates themIt's not that complicated
>>156070390he killed everyone in prospit too though.
Raping the trolls for additional content. Hussie typing “he raped her” in every combination as fast as he can like in his self insert animations. Padding out hiveswap w/elaborate descriptions of trauma and undesired interactions
>>156070374Jack was first killing the obvious targets that were out in the open and once he ran out of them he would just nuke the kingdom.He seemed to have the same modus operandi with troll session's prospit since Tavros and Karkat were slain in person while Kanaya apparently perished in fire.
>>156070476>“he raped her”Like "Tavros raped Vriska"?
>>156070569okay fair enough then, i guess i wrong then
christ
No shame lmao
anon give me a tdlr
>>156070629 >hussie doesn't want to admit he made a mistake.pngs
>>156070590>>156070597>>156070604>>156070612Never fails to make me laughAll that coping and justifications while the numerous mentions of the kids being pink were just there in the comic without a single word of the commentaries spent on them.
>>156062770Y'know how after you God tier you begin to slowly change until you become ascended, like with Rose, and her body couldn't hand it and became a robot to compensate?What if the opposite happened, and they descended, devolved into malformed creatures.
>>156070688>devolved into malformed creatures.
>>156062874Dawg u aint makin it, you wont even get a single confirmed kill. Yo ass gettin killed by a Ukrainian drone
>>156070711Everyone here is a moronic shell of their former selves. They are practically mindless automatons who do not think or act like their previous selves. Everyone in this image is a body snatcher who replaced their originals.
Classpect him.
good morning hsg!!
Reminder that Hussie is a gross pedophile attracted to Vriska (though she does deserve to be child molested.)
>>156069598it might not change much if I'm being honest, depends on how I feel after work
>>156071142Kill yourself
>>156071142wrong ship one sec
>>156071152Live a long and healthy life
>>156071147>>156071154anon is literally this.
>>156071166fuck
>>156071121KEK
>>156071121Never compare me to Vriska again!!!!! I'll kms if you do!!!!!
that poor anon
finally took a shower. now the day begins.
>>156071621My faaaurking HOPE!
Jade will save Dave from LE so BC will have to deal with writing three Daves unless Jake loses his shit and kills one of them.
>>156071729Jade will be restoring the Green Sun and then she shall recruit past Jade to once again handle everything in the background. Maybe even double the LE power for herself and eat him just like Alt Callie did
>>156071210>>156071307these two should kiss
>>156071729a dream of mine has always been pre & post-retcon daves talking to each other. I don't know any fanwork that involves this scenario but I love the thought of these two hating the fuck out of each other for a variety of different reasons, with the biggest one for the both of them being that they aren't entirely sure who's more fake.
>>156071815tell me who solo jade pls
Jade deserves a Dave harem
>>156071307Nice try, Anon! You didn't give her eight exclamation points!
>>156071836>Dave HaremShe deserves much better than Dave, he's had many chances even before the epilouges
>>156062770Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>156071834Aranea
About to make a second attempt at getting through act 4
>>156071834Me
yawn. please make something funny. thread is underwhelming.
i saw a horse today when i got lost on my way back and he was cute and looking at me like i was retarded. i like horses so much.
>>156072133what color was he
>>156072122Grimdorks
Please don't fuck up June... I want her to be cute but not a tumblr millennial cringe heckin trans girl like that cartoon that came out recently.
>>156072164She'd plap that Rose.
Jade.......
>>156072164All trannies are fucked up, June especially will never not be a retarded idea there is no way to do a good troon John
>>156072164shes gonna have like sideparted hair with one half shaved off like original vriska
>>156072199So many people reinventing godfeels from first principles lmao
>>156072164Crowpiss will save her when she shows up. Trust.
oh i cant wait for caliborn to beat jade and start destroying everything
>>156072133
>>156072133horses r super cute but i could never have one cuz theyre too expensive and need too much space. it sucks so much! i used to have riding lessons as a kid as part of therapy and it was actually so fun sighhhhh
>>156072214>SEXXXDoesn't make a character good you goontarded fucking idiot I'm not sure who I hate more the trannies or their chasers
>>156062770Homestuck is racist
Kino from a lost era...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQBhDY8MGo4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seo4nRBiuVY
>>156072164Wow, John makes for such an ugly woman
>>156072262Bit rude when I just wanted to post cute June art but alright anon.
>>156072451>cuteDon't play coy
Good morning hsg Hope you are well
>>156072262halt all homestuck discussion anons mr. 2262 here has to make it be known how personally his ceral has been pissed in
why doesn't going god tier fix your eyesight??
>>156072585God tiers were glasses for sex purposes
>>156072581June isn't a good idea or a good character no amount of SEX can fix it.
>>156072585Given how God tiers exist as basically a mechanism for the story and sburb itself to reward you for doing as it asked, it grants you a version of your perfect self so to speak. But what that means for everyone is different. Clearly the god tier isn't just reviving you in a version of your old body that is immortal, it grants you things you may or may not have had before, like wings, and if your fishing with a dreamselfsprite, then even more. This is all to say, someone like Terezi who doesn't value her eyesight at all, and purposefully doesn't want it, if god tiered, would probobly remain "blind", but a god tiered seer is likely able to see in infinite other ways so it doesn't matter. Would you believe it I covered this topic on my stupid ass fanfic. Jade's god tier fixed her eyesight, and John's god tier didn't. And they both kind of muse about this for a while and take off their glasses.
>>156072671>Jade's god tier fixed her eyesightThat's less on god tier more on Dog tier. Unlike everyone else she was fused with about 2 separate entities, one of which had perfect vision because he was a dog of the green sun. Bec is the cause of her eyes being fixed if anything
>>156072140uhhh copery amber. auntumn leafs color, his hair was black. he was a young adult too.
>>156072242i could have one. even if it is expensive as fuck. some man want a car. me wants horsie. and goats too.
>>156072980well that does make sense and she brings it up, its just kind of a conversation point. since god tier is basically a shorthand for the physical developments of puberty im basically centering the conversations about the changes and why and how it effects them. ect ect ect.
I should've drawn more Bathor stuff this month
>>156073180well you still have more 4 days of october.its bathor week. draw now :3
>>156073163I too remember in puberty when I got my dick from a dog the size of about a human 13 year old as well as my radiation eating habits
>>156073198i wish *i* got a dick. but some people dont hit the god tier bargain sale (that doesn't have the same ring to it but were commiting to the bit)
stridercest thread is almost over. goodnight stridercest thread
>Breaking news: Jade has used her new higher existence to go into Deadlock with PM
>>156073300*pat pat* its ok buddy. we had fun
>>156073305I LOVE USING THE HOMESTUCK MODS IN DEADLOCK THANK U TO WHOEVER IS PORTING THEM
>>156073312gone too soon
>>156073323once october is over and im not required to draw undertale literally every day, i hope you guys know im basically going on homestuck overdrive. OVERDRIVE I TELL YA
Finally caught up with Cojoined SessionGenuine cinema from start to finish, and I really like the gradual artstyle evolution. I can really recommend it even with updates slowing down to a crawl lately.
>>156073305honest to god thought the sword was a dangling cock for a second
I think God really doesn't want me to start drawing Homestuck pornThis time it's a power outage and water everywhere
if i'am dirk where is my dave. where is my lil bro.
>>156073373its like finished? damn i need to read that asap then.
>>156073394god wants you to take care of yourself. but this water and power outage fucking sucks im sorry anon.
>>156073411>"updates slowing down to a crawl">finished
>>156073435i thought it was finished by the way anon phrased it.
>>156073396I got rid of him.
>>156073451why. he my brother. why would you do that.....JAAAKE ENGLIIIIISH!!!!
>>156073349i'm taking this to mean you're going to start drawing a ton of stridercest whether you meant it that way or not
>>156073396underneath you, of course
>>156073492i will draw a moderate amount of stridercest because im normal and i t-totally dont actually like stridercest! Baka!
>>156073503damn he is under my butt. its over for him. he ded.
>>156073507>i t-totally dont actually like stridercest!>i will draw a moderate amount of stridercestthis is how it begins....
>>156073411>>156073449It's unfortunately not even close to being finished, but honestly I can live with being blueballed by slow upd8s from now on.The artstyle is really unique and aesthetic(I fucking knew it was inspired by hylics), the cast is all-around strong and memorable, and the gradually unfolding intrigue is pretty neat.
>>156073503>>156073323>>156073300btw before the thread dies gimme the source for these images anon. its so good.
>>156073507heh...sure buddy...>>156073536mineraltea for the last two, but they deleted their blog forever ago
>>156073535uhum uhum
>>156073518>sitting on your lover's face before even buying them dinner firstdirk you have to take it slow man, we talked about this
>>156073547thx
>>156073536https://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=86986artist is torako
>>156073559not my fault he got there. i just work here ma'am.
>>156073567you're welcome their dersecest art was really great too
>>156073614*sigh* one day i will draw as good as him. Long live stridercest thread
Drawing tablet didn't get wet
test
>>156073694>>156073694>>156073694>>156073694 XROS
Dave Strider (adult woman) Dirk Strider (shota)
>>156073705i will not be tempted by you! This is a trick meant to ensnare fujos! aghh
>>156073739Fujos love anything that vaguely resembles the two male characters they ship Like imagine Dirk is a random ass cat and Dave is a beautiful ceramic pot. Then the cat knocks over the pot and it shatters into a billion pieces. Dirk destroys his little bro and millions squirt their panties.
>>156073786*slowly removes hands from pants and wipes it on nearby blanket*thats so untrue!
>>156073786ceramic pot au....
