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First for the best ship ever
Kris could fix Vriska
>>156073391We see what we truly want to see in life, we support you anon
Trolls are good in theory but not in practice
>>156073747there are better things to do son
>>156073747you gotta be fucking kidding me. kill tbus anon!!!!
I'm not into shota BUT
>>156073784im into shota and no buts.
>>156073732wait n-no! anyone could make the same mistake from the thumbnail!
>>156073784Bro would never ever ever ever say that
>>156073784im into shota, im not just into shota, its my LIFE. so im gonna need the SAUCE ON THIS GRAGGHHH
>>156073720Cute...>Dm a Juniper acc on tiktok, never been on 4chanI though that Juniper was an oc from here ?
i would make dave so happy. john too.
>>156073784how can you say you're not into shota and then title this image brocon whore comic
>>156073694kris is so adorable,needs hugs and kisses
Kanaya status?
>>156073694
>>156073843was this op an excuse to post your undertale x homestuck art
Imagine homestuck but all the characters are full grown adults
>>156073859actually its the other way around, this OP was just an excuse to post the john egbert x kris piano art and use it as an OPthis is just a bonus
>>156073808I quite like both fandom interpretations of bro being either a memelord dumbass, and a piece of shit abuserI feel like the truth lies somewhere in between desu
I FUCKING LOVE KARNAYA FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FOR EVERY SECOND THEY ARENT TALKING AFTER POS CANON.
>>156073872beyond canon then? but everybody is alive.
>>156073818>>156073828artist's name is broconwhore on shitterthey also draw fem captor, since aradiafag is really into that irrc
>>156073797you're a stronger anon than I
>>156073892imagine the smell.
>>156073892wow what a name
>>156073877Dirk is too much of a goofy fuck up for bro to have been a total stone wall guy. and dave never talks about him like he was that way. sure he beat the fuck out of dave constantly and had weird fetishes, but he was like *present* in his life, maybe to present. I honestly imagine in more chill scenarios the bro dave dynamic being similar to dirk and dave, but the power dynamics obviously change everything>>156073904SHOTA LOVERS RISE UP
>>156073747Finally we might get some use out of black dave headcanons
Morning hsg!
>>156073892sniff you know me so well
>>156073878Is this the best parent-child relationship in homestuck?
>>156073954i really need to learn how to make a gaurdian sprite.
karkat is so ugly and weird looking when you actually look at himjust look at his beady little eyes and nubby teeth
Prospitcest is bestBTW this is canon
Bro x Rose?
>>156074167I'll do you betterBro <3< Rose
aquaAriseheart on pesterchum :0I *will* use a bullshit typing quirk and i *will* be cringe
>>156074167based
>>156074167we're listening
Brose is the highest form of Homestuck shipping
>>156074268i came very hard to this drawing. i wish i had a brother/ectofather figure to do this too....
>>156074214I see your <3 and raise you a <3<
>>156074290oh hey i wrote this(it sucks)]
If homestuck taught me anything, it is to ALWAYS preorder your wife
>>156074304I want to pin you down and make you a mother
bro looks at you like this wyd?
>>156074340cum
>>156074322
>>156074290>someone still reposts some of the paragraphs I've written(along with what >>156074304 wrote)Weird feeling
>>156074340i need broxdirk sloppy make outs
>>156074366right?tho desu you did wayyyy better than me. i should honestly try my hand at redooing this when i have the time)
>>156074304>>156074366kino prose, you two. nailed the characters
>>156074347hands free? without even being touched?
>>156074409only the slightest exaggeration of how weak i am yeah
>insanely good daughter x dad content>no good son x mom to be found Suffering
>>156074427All mom/son boils down to slow burn cnc but thanks to kankat we have something kinda close to it
>>156074427>fanfic where rose dabbles in emodark bullshit and swaps locations with dave.and then dave fucks mom while wimpering in her breast or some shit
how do i pull a john? where the little johnlings hide. i want one.
>>156074461i got kinda horny seeing this. i feel embarassed. its evrrything i want.
>>156074472I'm a John but I'm already taken, for how I was gotten stalk a cute boy it worked on me.
>>156074472if you find one i will teleport to your location kill you and take him for yourself, if i find one...i can arrange some sharing....
>>156074472become a prostitute and you'll run into many "johns" hehe bu-dum-tss
>>156074519i cant do that anymore... (i was a kid too so it was ok)there must be legal age johns out there tho.
>>156074538i thought abt it too but be a hooker nowadays is more dangerous than ever. i think if i frequent nerdy places i can find one. a free one.
AU where John is raised by Condesce Finally some good mom/son dynamics
>sis x ross....
>>156074549*hugs* we will all make it anon....we will all make it...
>>156074472the problem is every guy thinks they're a john but they never really are, johns don't really exist
>>156074340Sex
>>156074427Dave x Mom is less high energy and more show-not-tell than brorose, think something like>mommy is soooo lonely on this cold evening dave>it' hard having to raise a single boy all on yuor own, yakno?>*your>but you love your mommy, right?>wanna sleep w/ her tonight like in the good old days when you were a lil baby?>and also i know you loev apple juice dave>*leov>*love>so maybe ill even let you drink sum cider or applejack before we go to bed, your such a big boy now *wonk*
I want see some Anon X Anon X cuckhold Anon action.
>>156074549>i cant do that anymore...Then I can't really help you cause I just know I got stalked by a woman who found my voice and mannerisms cute, so I didn't really do anything I just lucked into it
>>156074598>mom giving dave the opportunity to finally have control and someone to assert himself onto rather than the other way around.>pressures him into drinking to dull his reasoning.>classic skimpy dresses to arouse him and brush it off as normal>make him feel that all of the choices he has made up to that point are his despite the entire situation being concocted by mom.>get filled up by son cum>success>dave is only marginally more fucked in the head for this experience so its probably fine.
>>156074580i even take a girl john too since i dont care for gender. its the personality that matters. where is the girl johns at.>>156074586i'm pretty sure there is a LOT of johns since john is a everyday guy that has silly interests like bad movies and do pranks. there must be johns out there that like. work in a gardening store and like to play rpg board games and collects kitchsy shit per example. or maybe he is catholic and an hippie too but also a silly billy... im pulling this archetypes based on the guys i see everyday btw.
>>156074598You got me
>>156074634When you try to claim that John exists IRL the Johnfags like to claim he’s a lot “stranger” than he actually is. You can’t win.
>>156074634when i was younger, there were a lot of boys like john, but i was always too tomboyish for them, and not very pretty ( i didn't take much care of myself back then). then as i got older a lot of those johns, their whimsy was extinguished...and now im all old, and a john around my age, basically a unicorn. you younger girls, you gotta try your best to find your john while you can! i believe in you
>>156074627i'm so jealous. but i can't risk having a restraining order and be marked as a offender no no. but ya got lucky. ya partner got lucky...
>>156074660my only suggestion is, go to a lot of nerdy ass venues.card shops, model kit stores, comic shops, whatever, conventions, stuff like that. those are where the pure whimsical guys are. just like john. maybe even comp sci events.i have met people i used to date at card shops. and people i used to really like there too. (none of those never went far, but i had external issues in the way)
>>156074652well. too bad. but its true. john is a really broad archetype and fits many silly guys. the johnspectrum. like Scott Pilgrim is really John coded if he was way more retarded. Arnold Shortman is really John coded if John was way more of a moralist and mediator. etc.
>>156074652YWNBAJ
is this tuff
>>156074601>Anon X Anon you had me>X cuckhold Anonyou lost me
I used to be John but now I'm Caliborn Many such cases
>>156074770people say i act a lot like aradia, jade, and caliborn. do with that what you will
>>156074726SBURBBURB
there should be one johnsona and his name would be "jonh" and its caliborn with john's clothes and john face mask like a skin walker
just how big was that tooth had to be compared to john
>>156073784Dave doesn't act like that.
I know this is basically kicking someone when he's down but I really felt like making some Karkat slander today
>>156073933You promised me HAIR
The character I relate to most is Kanaya.I'm a man.
>>156074911sorry i have been quite busy these past few days, its a little low on the list. T-T forgive me anon, i promise it will come
>>156074915>meddlesome male sylphmight be more built for rape than pages
this dude willed his aura into existence
>>156074685uhum uhum
>>156073694Why doesn’t Toby make Kris a guy?
>>156075115asking the wrong general
>>156075115So that you could draw him with large tatas without having to tag it as genderswap
>>156075272She's Jewish btw
>>156075281ok
>>156075115But he did
>>156075115kris would become a serial impregnater and go on an impregnating spree
>>156074892Can't be slander when it's true
>>156075115So the soul can be the dick, YOU are Kris's dick
>>156075646this is unbelievably cute why didnt i think of this
>>156075653There are other 2husYou can do it
im quite fond of this green girl
>>156075646>deuteragonist is a notorious thief>let's vriska cosplay some ditzy hoeWeird choice but sure, why not.
THIS TOOK TOO LONG EDITION[END OF PROLOGUE]Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
>>156076124this picture reminds me of wizard of oz
>>156076124peak is back. i love u mythraic anon.
>>156076179Yes, they’re catching on…
>>156076354I love you too. We’re trying our best to keep updates constant. But you’re gonna love the new faces that’ll be revealing themselves soon enough.
im sorry other dirkdave anon (im pretty sure thats the guy who made duke right? idk, hard to keep track)the overhaste guy stole yo shit
>>156075843i love when people put the snake features in the cherubs
>>156076124Anon ive been waiting for youhttps://files.catbox.moe/3jd2j7.pngHere I fulfilled my promise
>>156076401woah cool dirksona!! its pink!!!also sexo equius in the corner.
>>156073727i doubt it
>>156076401is this a new dirksona?
>>156076373It's my mom's favorite movie I love it
>>156076459technically yes but it wasnt made by anyone on hsg, its made by some random twitter user, im only posting it because his name is duke
>>156075295>TENOT A VALID HANDLE
>>156076477does anyone actually make handles with the genetic letters only anymore. its to restrictive.
>>156076440;_;
I'm glad people are making sonas based in the homestuck characters.
>>156063164my contribution to the sona-shipfest. hope lalondesona anon doesn't mind
>>156076634man your good dude
>>156076634based based based
>>156076647>>156076708thanks! this hsg is so fucking fun
>>156076842your one of my favs around here. ( i am of course biased for artists, but i love all hsg members <3)so its really cool seeing people interact and make art and really feel like a community
>>156076858the feeling is mutual, anon! you bring a very lively energy to the threads
>>156076595Here’s a fun fact for you: I’m the one who made that joke in here that one random day and when someone made an actual dirksona in response it was some funny shit
>>156077059awesome. you started a good fad!
>>156077079You have done the general a good service.
>>156076595I like that this general actually enjoys having fun. the /vg/ general I was in actively hated when anons had fun together or even engaged in discussion
i am deeply bored anons there is no hate no hope to spread what ever shall i do
>>156074472I'm a John but I'm burnt out and depressed.>In highschool the weird autistic girl said that I look just like John, but since I'm Hispanic I'd be "Juan".Have an old photo somewhere from my first job back when I was 18, my hair resembled his...
>>156077252>I'm a John but I'm burnt out and depressed.You are a John as much as I am a John. Epilogues John to be precise.
>>156077216>Utg whenever anyone has any fun that isn't doomposting about chapter 5
>>156077218Draw something to quench your ennui
>>156077370not a drawfag anon
>>156077389Everyone gotta start somewhere
>>156077264Did you join the army to help support the family too, John?
ALRIGHT. took a lot of creative liberties with this new one since well, i didnt have much work withalso took off the black bar at the bottom and made the hair outlines much thicker. like the original sprites. i realize now that made it much better.
>>156077412No, Ive been jobhopping from shitty workplace to shitty workplace for the last fiveish years, but I am considering the army. Its more stable and better paying.
>>156077252I wish i could be your friend John :]nonethless I wish you the best <3
>>156077301your general sounds scary
>>156077415does that mean there's equal numbers of dirk/rosesonas? prime time shipping hours!
>>156077467I really try my best to be upbeat and nice have fun like I do here. But you know a nons are way more doomposty. For the first 10 days of my drawing expedition there was 2 anons who would constantly harass my posts. And basically say I suck all the time. Apparently it's common for them to attack new artists there. It's hard to get the ball rolling their :/Their nothing like you guys. You guys are so much nicer.
>>156077467nta but that gen is very very good for art references. i have a couple of drawings from there saved. thats mostly where i spend time besides being here and making sprites here
>>156077439This isn't the board for this but be careful. It will take a piece of you. From Basic, to AIT. You will climb a hill of thorns, sharp rocks, and creatures that gnaw and take pieces from your mind and body. Be ware.>>156077444Friends are welcomed. You all seem to enjoy what I draw, when I have time for it. Though, I've been in a Hazbin fury lately.
>>156077507had to spend 2 minutes looking for gramatical mistakes cuz of dislexia this suz
>>156077252I'm sorry buddy. But hey :D we will try are best to help you feel better. Especially me!!!!
>>156077514I had no idea you drew. Wich drawings you do so i can picture more or less who you are?
>>156077415Ouugh he looks like a faggot its perfect <3
>>156077538I drew this.
>>156077504im extremelly sorry anon, i was one of the two. i was jealous that you were spending time there so i did that. i beg for your forgiviness.
>>156077504>Apparently it's common for them to attack new artists theredisgusting. there's never a reason to discourage drawfags. at worst, they provide room for discussion and traffic, and at best create content for people to treasure. it boggles my mind that people want LESS content in threads like what?
>>156077697woaw this is beautiful :]
>>156077806Post the aradia 0u0 one
>>156077806wait is that no i am not a human?
>>156077841i dont know the aradia one youre talking about..
>>156077697Spidertitties…
>>156076634anon i'm kissing you SO hard tysm for drawing herrr
>>156077753yeah, idk, its fine tho, they stopped once i didn't leave, and people kept defending me, now i even have anons who like me. you know how it is.>>156077752i cant tell if your joking or not, regardless i forgive you.
>>156077790>>156077897Thank you. It's my best Vriska to date, technically speaking. I've made others that were for friends, important ones in my opinion. But I do not have access to those right now.I don't come to the Homestuck threads to often these days. Either due to work, or due to sheer apathy. I'm around the Hazbin and Helluva threads, I'm around the occasional weird ones. But until I can get more free time, my usual haunts are vacant.
>>156077959im not joking, i stopped doing it a while ago
>>156077994what do you think about that scene of the twink dancing sexually?
>>156078008daw, poor thing. i wouldnt leave hsg, im to autistic for that XD. *pet pet* i do feel a little bad putting so much effort into drawing undertale, when i really wanna draw so much homestuck stuff, especially for you anons. but it will be over soon so dont worry. :D
>>156077752anon......
>>156077697cute vriska!also your handwriting is really nice
>>156078034Based Jane
>>156077752>>156078008we do so love a redemption arc
>>156078111forgiveness and love for all anons and kisses too, blue and green lipstick marks on everyones faces
>>156078034One must imagine people into thick bitches happy.
>>156077942*mwah*!
>>156078121no wonder people want to pin you down
>>156078191i dont really understand it, im a weirdo shotacon fujo loser. but i dont say no to people thinking im neat
>>156078227must be the fujo hag stink
>>156078133Oh I am.
>>156078251ill have you know i shower regularly young man. i smell like bananas
IMPORTANT: this tavros grub pisses me off
>>156078285next thing you'll say is you shave too and break our hearts
>>156078306nah, i dont prep the house if im not expecting guestsknow what i mean
>>156078299tavros literally looks like poop
>>156078133All bitches become thick eventually. Not a matter of if, but when. They’re just ahead of the curve.
>>156078285I don't believe you. Post pits to confirm.
>>156078327</3
>>156078339>curvehehehe
>>156078345>post pits>prospitprospit mfs must post pits
>>156078364i think i said it wrong, i dont shave is what im saying>>156078345-<- this seems like you have ulterior motives
>>156078339>They're just ahead of the curveCARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!
>>156078380>i dont shave
Today's reread counter runs from 5200-5400He is already here
>>156078327>>156078380No shit there's hair?
>>156077515he doesn't deserve her. I DO!
>>156078468ya :Dunfortunantly im not sharing personal pictures hhehehehe,
>>156078334You see, that's 8ecause 8ronze 8loods are lower caste pieces of shit who deserve nothing
anons got jungle fever
>>156078393What gave it away?
>>156078509Anon please I need this.
>>156078515hairy fujo hag fever*
don't be perverts!!!
>>156078530hairy SHOTACON fujo hag fever**
>>156078526stop being a perv
>>156078036I did not care for Stolas' sexual awakening, especially not given his constant sexual tirades with God knows who, as well as essentially forsaking his daughter for getting his clowaka smashed.His ex-wife and daughter deserve better.
>>156078552
>>156078526https://youtu.be/sKWXVVq7LHs?si=eXff5NOLY9y5RvubThe hairy fujo pits you seek are forever beyond your REACHHAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA
>throw shit at the shipping wall>stumble on thisWhat do I think about it?
>>156078541>>156078553but this boner...............
>>156078584You must like nerdsnerd
thread theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro-_6GijzE
>>156078509prospistcest anon still has the ability to entrance anons
>>156078584completely dissonant energies for it to work but they would make for decent coworkers
>>156078630You're a step ahead of the shaveposters
black girls
>>156078552musk status?
>>156078647and yet my chumroll is empty men these days baka...just want pit pictures....>>156078719slightly oniony
>>156078728>and yet my chumroll is emptyguess it'll all have to be done publiclyoh noooo
>>156078771men used to take us out to dinner first...
>>156078728please stop i dont anons geting in relationships with eachother
>>156078704smooching them both on the cheek
>>156078704i fucking hate when people add the roxy swirl to anyone that isnt roxy or a roxy varient. it looks so fucking STUPID!But this black rose design looks good asside from it.
>>156078728i guess i'll go redownload pesterchum for the first time in ten years
you'll have to make a Pesterchud memo to evade the groomcord
>>156078783fujo relationships starting over pit pics is fitting tho>>156078791jealous we're getting the hag and you arent
>>156078798i hate when people give dave specifically the roxy swirl, so stupid
>>156078791>he doesnt know>>156078803i just like talking to my fwiends :3>>156078800just dont expect pit pics first thing mister >>156078825i hate it on rose too. and dirk. but dave does offend me the most. it totally makes his hair look faggy
>>156078728do not. under any circumstances share anything with these people, incluiding photos. you hear me anon?
>>156078871a/s/l;)
>>156078851>he doesnt knowwhat do you mean :(
>>156078851>just dont expect pit pics first thing misterthere's levels to this shit but pit pics is one of the top 3 rewards on the fujo echeladder
>>156078888(picrel)
>>156076440Ouuuuhhh hairy Robin pussy...
>>156078791>i dont anonsdon't what, anon? hmm?
>>156078944i mean in pesterchum i dont care about the threads.if i see one anon getting in a relationship irl because of hsg im not even joking, i will kill myself.
where are the prospitcest anon bush pics....
>>156078974no promises kiddo. this shit just kinda happens to me, i go with the flow.
>>156078769why cronina has a buttplug? is she stupid?
homestuck? can we talk about homestuck?
>>156079030yeah post a homestuck
>>156079030
i still like these
>>156078883what do you mean
>>156079044I don't get why the rest of the troll girls are missing
>>156079030you'll have prospitcest anons bushy holes and you'll LIKE ITand if you don't just post prospitcest to keep her at bay
>>156079048
To clarify I am down with any anon's pits not just hers.
>>156079030i want to talk about luke and kiki making out.
>>156079073pussy
>>156079073shut the fuck up
if the sburb.exe still lurks here please make luke rage flirt with kiki that would be really cool.
>>156079093Also that.
>>156079062you will shut the fuck up too. stop that.
before we leave the topic of pubes and bushes. c-can I ask a general question?
>>156079127>Sollux: babe check thii2 2hiit out ii fuckiing 2tarted look2maxxiing and now iim a priime 10 god compared two you grubchud2
>>156079127mmm no
>>156079146go on bucko
>>156079146prospitcest anon will judge you if the question isn't bushy enough
>>156078967Can confirm she’s a forest canonically, but don’t tell anyone, kay?
>>156079155i wanna kiss her on the lips
>>156079155Who's this pretty lady ?
>>156079045Homestuck if Hussie was not a fag
>>156079148mindless sex obcessed moids should take the rope and as your body hits the ground because of a broken spine your dog will eat the remains of your worthless disposable body. do you think im joking at all? stop dating in the gen.
>>156079155DRAW HER FUCKING PITS
>>156079059Because they're not important anon, and it's only Nepeta (my dear) and Feferi, so it's not a big loss
>>156079201who's a good edgelord? who's a good edgyboi?yes you are! yes you are!
>>156079201hsg = hoe stuck generalfr tho i aint talking about myself no more, i took enough attention,
>>156079155Godtier been good to her
e___e
>>156079201alright relax
>>156079217>nepeta not important>aradia doesn't existman fuck you
I'm just here for the art, really.
>>156079030All the humans on the new album are black, Hussie really wants his show
>>156079201>stop dating in the genquick! everyone draw more sona ships!
>>156079244karkat what do you think of these?>>156079065>>156079048
>>156079244saying this like it isnt readily accessible on xitter and tumblr
>>156079244check out these witches
>>156079241My bad anon, how could i forget her big natural ?
>>156079226im not edgy. shit like that just pisses me off terribly>>156079239i told anon to shut up and they didnt listen.>>156079250no you guys can keep drawing sonas. i dont mind it. but irl shit ticks me off
>>156079244I really feel this karkat image
>>156079259>Asking an anon to go on tumblr unironically
>>156079280>im not edgy.>posts the most edgy shit ive seen yetsure nigga sure
>>156079246who the fuck cares
>>156079160>>156079170I'm not sure how to word it but here goes: so bushes are okay with guys but, do they just mean the simple little triangles on the mound that hentai/porn actresses have?what if, would you be disappointed if you see your girl nude for the first time, she has pubes EVERYWHERE?
>>156079311anon the thread has fucking jungle feverwhat do you think
>>156079311idk, ask men. personally, i think its pretty cool. and i definitely dont control that shit man. why would I?im assuming the silly guys around here would like it.
>>156079311>what if, would you be disappointed if you see your girl nude for the first time, she has pubes EVERYWHERE?
>>156079303(You)
>>156079285i like how you think tumblr is the worse of the two in this scenario
>>156079260Who's the big tidmy binch
Okay, I'll commit to the bit just this once.>>156079255PRETTY GOOD ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. I DON'T DABBLE IN ALL OF THAT SHIPPING NONSENSE MYSELF BUT AT LEAST IT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO DRIVE A SCREWDRIVER PAST MY SKULL AND EXPERIENCE A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH AS I CONTINUE TO STAB AT MYSELF WHILE I WRITHE IN INDESCRIBABLE PAIN.>>156079259XITTER MAKES ME WANT TO CASTRATE MYSELF WITH A CHEESE GRATER.>>156079260COOL. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY HERE. IT'S PLEASING TO LOOK AT.>>156079282I feel it too.God, I'm never doing this again unless I'm on the 'chum.
>>156079311>would you be disappointed if you see your girl nude for the first time, she has pubes EVERYWHERE?thanks a lot now i cant stop furiously jacking off to what esentially the harly hair style
>>156079311normies care, perverts on hsg don't. simple answer
>>156079345another anons OC. Shes the witch of hope. i forgot her name. i should have wrote it down somewhere but im retardedI really do be forgetting literally all of the names except the witch of breath. her name is Wukong. (yeah that one). She is my cool sona because i self insert myself as a folk story character.
>>156079354i got sad my previous art got ignored twice in the threads. but i'm glad you liked it karkat anon :) you are a good lad.
>>156079311>she has pubes EVERYWHERE?
>>156079280>shit like that just pisses me off terriblyNo one cares
>>156079374>She is my cool sona because i self insert myself as a folk story character.do you do anything else other than insert yourself over and over again into things
>>156079400depends on how im feelin
>>156079376i'm sorry anon i don't know anything about sburb.exe but your art is very cute
purpleblood that i fucking hate
Y'know maybe Homestuck shouldn't be a general.
>>156079439that is okay <3
>>156079447I really, really like this purple blood.
if homestuck general dies im cured and i will start being productive for good.
>>156079449homestuck will live forever, or until hussie does something so catastrophically retarded it sends us all into remission for 10 years again
No pits. No pubes. Not even tummy pics.GAY. FUCKING GAY.
>>156079449we're allowed one crazy thread per month just to get all the feels out!
>>156079468Bro he already did and nothing happened. His fans won't drop hm even if he turns out to be a groomer and you know it.
>>156079472boner died of heartbreak
>>156079354i love this bit, ty for visiting our little thread karkat>>156079345exquisite, my oc
>>156078034You like what you see handsome?
>>156079502ok im writing it down this time so i actually remember
>>156079512Fatter.
>>156079004i just wish you were less of a attention whore sometimes. people like that are uncomfortable to be around.
>>156079342Kek
>>156079481>per month
>>156079332>>156079334>>156079335>>156079357>>156079360>>156079378ok, thank you. I'm just really self-conscious about everything and it's not really a question I can ask irl people. thank you. back to homestuck
My car doesn't want to start and I saw smoke coming from the engine bay, Anyways I was thinking of buying cupcakes with candy corns to make mini cupcake vantas'
>>156079481Fine, just this once!
>>156079569This sounds like you have a forest so I'm gonna ask for it or pits.
>>156079540look, i can get a little overzealous sometimes, i admit. I'll reel it back, because its not good to create a cult of personality. idk what else to say, but im willing to work with you so that were both happy. and i am sorry for making you uncomfortable.
>>156079551>>156079598the next one is scheduled in nnnovember. you know what that means!
>>156079632bending over to the party pooting tard sure is a choice kek
>>156079648you got some apps in your vriskphone 8
>>156079648you cant live like this
>>156079653im like tryna be civilized and stuff :p i dont like being mean :(. besides its really hard to tell when your over extending on these threads.
Remember when I said Jade was gonna fuck NannaWho’s laughing now
>>156079632have some self respect seriously. these are people from 4chan dont just go have relationships with these on fucking pesterchum for gods sake>>156079653weirdos asking for pit pics and nobody finding nothing werd grosses me out.
>>156079705>weirdos asking for pit pics and nobody finding nothing werd grosses me outwhere do you think you are kek
>>156079699What? What proof do you have?
>>156079670>>156079683ALERT: THIS IS NOT MY PHONE. its from twitter
>>156079716not irl though, with drawings its different. asking for such makes my stomach twirl, like ew man.
>>156079705well yes, im not actually hooking up with people on 4chan through pesterchum of all things. i assumed we were all somewhat just shooting the shit. i dont want to give anyone false ideas.
>>156079569Take this shit to aco next time. Thanks a lot for giving me a boner on public transit. Very awkward if you can imagine.
>>156079705Can you just say you're jealous and insecure about being left out so we can move on
>>156079739anon do you get hard at literally anything?
>>156079737you cant be as thick as to expect regular convos on the chanand not taking them with a grain of salt/satire is also quite dumb
>>156079756? you're weird man why would i be jealous >>156079738thank you.
>>156079759anon you can't just give everyone itt a boner so suddenly...
>>156079811i love this music. all is well.
>>156079832so much* fuck what is wrong with me.
>>156079642>nnnwhat? we already do that. we all wear chastity cages like kankri to ensure our vows
>>156079844>hearing picturesanon on some next level shit
>>156079759>>156079759>>156079759>>156079759>>156079759>>156079759I NEED TO YEARN FOR A FATTY WOMAN, GOD I NEED TO GET LAID, GOD I NEED TEREZI SO FUCKING BAD, FUCK
>>156079869I like to think Alt Calliope is Jade favorite punch bag
>>156079642nonstop nut november you saywell if you insist
>>156079791I know I'm the person who started all this discussion, but like I said, I got carried away. And even if other anons don't understand why I am apologizing, I do. The last thing I want is to alienate someone from the threads, that feels to much like an intrusion or subversion. And I'm sure you are an anon I would wanna be pals with. So yeah. Let this be the last post on this conversation so we can move forward alright :D.
>>156079882anyone can be fat if they want to. you dont need a fat women even! could start off as skinny then work the way up
>>156079861>thinking /hsg/ is as diligent as kankri to wear a cage
>>156079914I prefer my meat farm raised and cage free.
>>156079914well... i am using it right now so hsg needs to get at my level.
>>156079920I resemble that remark
>>156079928A real genuine cage anon.Wowie.
>>156079889
>>156079928cage check?
>>156079759Not my cup of tea, I like me a skinny ‘Rezi. Like ‘Damn girl eat a sandwich’ skinny. But someone here might.
>>156079948and a capricorn too. really to seal the package.
>>156079991The world's a crazy place
>>156079759This would've easily made me hard if I hadn't literally just jerked off.
>>156079970heres a pic of my cage
>>156079988true, the fat should be on aradia instead. suits her better
>>156080018that rezi bout to act like quick revive
>>156080032we posting cages now?
>>156080032not flat enough, disappointed
>>156080034I prefer Terezi aradia and feferi to all be the larger girls. Terezi is like stocky and chubby, rectangular torso but not mega fat. Aradia is "fatter" but it's also distributed in a way to make her curvier. And then feferi has the power build where she is pretty large but more like in the strongman/woman way. Like an orca.
>>156079928kankri, you're being unreasonable!
>>156080051!!!!!!!!
>>156080051let me show you a real cage.
>>156079244me too
>>156080151Whose your favorite drawfag?
>>156080062life with celibacy has its benefits my anon
https://files.catbox.moe/cp1zyr.jpg
>john got impaled in the chest, making a hole>kanaya got shot in the chest, making a holewhat does this mean hsg?
>>156080402wear kevlar more often
>>156080297
why so many guys like to wear cages all of the sudden? not just here i've noticed this a lot online what its happening?
>>156080438men are strange creatures arent they
>>156080172whoever made this meenkat pic for me
>>156080438mhm? ive been wearing cages for a long time sweetie its not a trend for me.
>>156080297I love big Meulin. Both her and Nepeta should be athletic based on how they are in the comic, but I also like the idea that they could just be fat from doing nothing but drawing straight bullshit in their gooncaves
>>156080459shes gotta be top 2 for me.
>>156080475>nepeta and meulin drawing and gooning to their own drawings all daydoesnt seem so diferent for us.
>>156080494they are pretty based
wip wip wipI should be done later or tomorrow
>>156080507super based.mega based even.
>>156080472>he wasn't jokingoh!
>>156080495truke except im not a cute chubby ditsy girl and am instead a fat retard male so now it’s “ugly” and “unhygienic”
>>156080525why would i be joking little anon
>>156080472fascinating
>>156080509Hell yeah, he looks great
gamzee makes me horny. really really horny.
>>156080536so, what's it like?
>>156080564its normal now. you have to get it the right size of else its too tight or is too open. it helps me not jerk off.
>>156080617how many inches did you lose
i think being caged is similar to my wish to have my senses nullified. i think this fetish is like mumification? i dont even know. anyway i like sensory deprivation for hours.
>>156080624i rarelly get boners. but you lose inches if you want to, like putting your cage tighter a thighter. lost like 2cm? doesnt really matter
most on topic hs general
So what's even the June Egbert endgame? Do you guys just want John who's just a girl now with a name change and longer hair, or do you guys want like actual changes to his personality and body and other stuff? Roxy became trans but she's essentially just the exact same person.
>>156080617>>156080624>>156080699you can LOSE inches?!
>>156080714if you think about it this is super on topic since kankri cages
>>156080731what do YOU want anon?
>>156080759lmao
>>156080714its on topic because gamzee wear a codpiece which is basically a cage
>>156080748>you can LOSE inches?!duhif u put some tight shit on for too long you'll lose inches
>>156080783wasn't the point of a codpiece to make your cock look bigger though?
shrinking my clit by caging it
>>156080806which hs character said this
>>156080816feferi
holy shit im finally writing something again
>>156080856suck my dick nigga
>>156080871you caged for too long, call it a clit from now on
>>156080871e_____eyou know i wish i could but i feel like i should be offended by it instead.
>>156080944
>>156080561you got an otp right? if so, what is it? it's relevant to the comic
davefags gotta watch their guy get his ass brutalized and most definitely die to JAKE ENGLISH while our beautiful glorious Heir awaits his revival like he's some religious deity and our slightly less beautiful glorious Heir is currently dead fucking set on killing Dirk with his bare hands. Pepsi was always better than Cola. Always.
>>156080979you make it hard to be a fan of john
>>156080979you make it hard to exist
>>156080979john will he revived as a woman, an even worse fate
>>156080979#killdave
>>156080297>porrim>shavedslander of the highest degree. punishable by death.
>>156080979dave peaked in high school
>>156080967Back in the day it was Erisol and it's hard to let them go. Damn I gotta draw them more.
I'm reading John Ruins a Wedding and I'm genuinely put off on how faithful the character dialogues are. what the fuck is this? who's sg?
>>156081162noted! thanks
>>156081186Way too much Heirborn
>>156080979Lil bro’s gonna have to sit back while the almighty sprite handles this
>>156081186its good for the most part I just wished dave wasn't so weird about john, like they are best friends ya know.
>>156079244
>>156078400I couldn't do itI skipped the walkarounds again
>>156081186it's amazing and I love the John angst it gives me because it's too relatable.
>>156062905update upon realizing i was overthinking the shit out of this and it's snca i think i'm going with remi. it's cute. it fits her.
>>156081685>RemiI approve. The man recently helped save the internet
MMMNNH MMMNHHH MMMMNHH MMMMNHH MMMMMMNNNHHH MMMMMMNNNNNHHHH
>>156081746fatrezi, may the ground quake as you pass
>>156073694Owned Deltarune fans about being the number one lgbtq hater, proper heir to the Lovecraft name, while having pretended to be a girl in a girls’ chat as a teen.The utter delicious irony and conquest of the retardation of peons. I orgasmed a little bit in my abdomen
>>156079201If you have a y chromosome you are a moid skinwalking retard (yes I can tell)
>>156080459Poor Kar fumbled that shit. Could've been troll balls deep in the slutty incarnation of his god empress but he blew it, the chump.
Foids need to clean their stank crusty ass rooms asap
>>156081913The things a man must endure for pussy is truly astonishing
>>156079201fuck yeah. kill all men. let's start with dave. let's kill dave strider.
>>156081746that outfit sucks
>>156076124This is actually really good art.
>>156081746Need me a chubby bitch like Terezi.
>>156081975YOU SUCK ANONYOU SUCK
>>156081913this is where i post from btw
>>156081162>Its like fucking a corpse, its pretty hotSollux got possessed by the Ghost of aradia here, theres layer to this perversion
>>156081999>vriska forcing sollux to fuck aradia's corpse when the effects of the mind honey are just starting to wear off to maximize trauma. 2 for 1 rape combo
i should be sleeping. gn.
>>156082080goodnight, anon
>>156082080Bros sleeping, lol, bro is restmaxxing, bro might be sleeppilled. bro thinks he's mogging us by going to sleep before us.
>>156082124people IRL: goodnight man :)
>>156082124shhhh
>>156081913yknow for being a rope swinging monkey i sure do have a clean room. i keep my shit spotless. minimallistic even.
>>156081991I'm sorry but it's sceneslop by someone who wasn't even a sperm when that era was happening it just doesn't look good they need to use better reference images hell suicide girls pics from back then would be better
Please do not pay attention to false reports in this thread that Nepeta and other cat girls have gooncaves. They have regular caves, and kill things in them
>>156081896its kind of crazy hussie wastes 100s of pages to build up their relationship to go nowhere and kill the original karkat
>>156073694oh wow any crossover?i was going to post this anyways but now its even more on topic lol(i also have other crossover ideas but i dont see many people comparing nagisa shiota and march eridan very often. i like to imagine that theyre very similar in personality
>>156078584start shipping peak. what else?
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=989Prisounebound update
>>156082407Hahaha she's going to use a slur when talking to Renity by accident and the aftermath will be glorious
>>156082407What did she mean by this?
>>156082485It isn't entirely erased from their societysee also Yttris telling Korpus he would be someone's bitch if he went to the academy
>>156078584Aradia is like 70% Jade and 30% Rose after hitting God Tier, so this ship has a 30% chance of being good.
>>156082502Well that's not some part of their history they're ashamed of, that's how the system runs right now.
the beta kids minus jade were ruthless bloodthirsty fucking gremlins when they got to sburb jesus christ.
>"They have rights now or something."WOAH WOAH WOAH NELLIE. CALM DOWN WITH THE CASTEISM HON.
>>156082643It was great, before they were infected with weakness.
>>156082643Jade befriended mini Spartans thats so adorable
>>156082643They're kids Kids are vicious little shits when they think no one is watching
>>156082643I don't know about the Derse twins but John always had a very real attraction to killing stuff. He'd be a perfect purple blood.
Not much changed, she shall be Jayde or some shit, I can't think of a good name
>>156082732Fleabitten Wild Hag
>>156082803
>>156076017I was thinking of spiders vs snakes
What must I do to get a purple blooded gf?
>>156082930If you have to ask you aren't whimsical enough
>>156083002>>156083002>>156083002
