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Do I HAVE to draw Kanaya with a hole in her stomach? I don't like it. It's too freaky for me.
>>156083038Run from it, hide from itThe three hole arrives just the same
finished! man dirksonas are so much fungoodnight, hsg
>>156083316this is the coolest fucking thing ever dude...i will repay you anon! I PROMISE YOUUUUU. one thousand kisses for you. Good night HSG.
The secret hsg pesterchum memos...
>>156083316so much fun
Already decided on>blood color>lusus>personality>hobby>fetch modus>strife specibus >fetishes >typing quirk>online handle >classpect>dreamer type >land>favorite troll movieDo I need anything else or is my Trollsona done?
>>156084132Design
>>156083002
>>156084262ARTISTS. reply to this with your latest artwork!(i zoned out so hard i forgot to type wow)
>>156075281We love Israel here anon, so it doesn't matter anyways.
>>156084563As an Israeli myself, I feel like Karkat and Kanaya are the most Israeli characters in Homestuck
Why is Nellie so unhinged.
>>156083316this is so so good thank you anon
Where is everyone
>>156085251Make a relationship chart with all of the Dirk and Lalonde OCs on it
>>156085251At school/work anon, or even asleep kek
>>156085251hate stalking someone anon hoping for a meteor to hit them
>>156085494what? could you please ponctuate this better? so i can understand you just said.who is anon, who is hate stalking?
i was not able to buy a pruning shears but i got a steel wire cutter pliers so it will be enough to start pruning the plants meanwhile.
>>156085251we aren't all neets, anon. some of us have..work :(
>>156086147*Hugs you* I feel the struggle anon
>>156085579no
highest IQ ships?
Good morning my HSG :0
>>156086185Johnjade of course.
>>156086147im also working but is mostly home maintance :3
>>156086182well ok then.
bitches love someone that works in gardening.
>>156086185As in with high IQ characters or for high IQ people?
>>156086349For high IQ people
god i love karnaya so much.
>>156086385Same
>>156086185Erikar palerom
>>156086480
>>156086669its a blue board anon
>>156086385It actively pisses me off how shafted she became following act 6 act 1.
>>156084262https://files.catbox.moe/o40h9r.pngHilarious one-liner about revving up my Harley goes here
>>156086480>>156086653Palerom with some frotting on the side.
>>156086185aradave is the ship you unlock after your 100th reread
>>156086685Just a minor oopsie
uh oh. anon is gonna get banned...
>>156086185John x Condesce
anon gets banned for 3 days for posting jade coochie. happened to me once.
Couldn't be me. And if it was it would be jade full of John cum.
>>156086385I'd call it the cutest ship that can ever be conceived from Homestuck yet I think about it like once in a blue moon.
>>156086771How can two characters of the same age be so /ss/ coded .....It is extremely fucking cute. I need to draw it
>>156086699you fucking donkey.............
>>156086700Genuinely was dying laughing a minute ago, because my power went out for a split second right as I read this.
>>156086803All maryam-vantas relationships are /ss/ coded by default
>>156086843It's so fucking peak.
>>156086719no. if you posted jade it would be her happily treating a garden. lets not get sexual!
>>156086185Me x everyone
>>156086185me and colsla
>>156086185Me and Rosemary
>>156086917>>156086937
>>156086690ITS FREE DONUT DAAAY.
>>156083002>QOTTI wouldn't call it cool but imagine the smell
>>156086954i have no idea what this means.
>>156086185my favorite ship
why is there dykebreaking but no straightbreaking? where's art of john swearing hes straight while sucking dick
>>156087142dont hit the same
>>156087142That's more a normie fetish for normie gays desu. But that does sound kinda hot. Especially for Johnkat. Karkat is determined to make John say he's gay despite the fact he has no real conception of homosexuality as it doesn't really matter to his species.I just like the idea of reducing John to a quivering mess and his lower half covered in a smattering of mixed bodily fluids.
Which Homestuck character has the best chemistry with Anon? Feferi?
bro its so hot here.
Just woke up to the news that my wife is lowkey racist. I got hard.
>>156087174thats hotter when its just gay from the start imo
>>156087187sorry I just took off my shirt
>>156087212It is gay but John is cute and him being in denial is cute.
>>156087142You'd need more actual gayfags(no, ftms won't cu it) who'd get off to sucking off dudes so well they give up on pussy
>>156087222
>>156087190She and Colsla would be friends if he didnt called her a fat cow to begin with. And like??? They want similar things??? The Daemons to succeed? But he is also unhinged in a complere diferent aspect because as he says he wants the world to look just like him. I think Whaf colsla and nellie main diference is that He WANTS TO BE PART of sheol reign meanwhile Nellie wants to go along with the prophecy but just be one of the followers instead of going along the same path as colsla.
>>156083002>QOTT: what would be some cool hiveswap x homestuck ships?Mallek x TavrosIdk why, there is just a a certain je ne sais quoi to that pairing
Jade homobreaking Dave with babymaking amazon position sex
>>156087230Yeah. It's a pretty low tier level 1 gay fetish. Most dudes graduate from it once they become more based/become fundashi chads.Or at least that's what I have been told.I need more fagbreaking.Group drawing of all the femdirksonas raping dirk. (I'm not drawing that, too hard)
>>156087221we should take a shower. together. and you help me scrub my back and vice versa. friendly anonymous showers!!!
what are you doing for halloween, hsg?
>>156087279I will be in a different general drawing porn
>>156087279chasing children
>>156087279going out at night and hope i can scare people. or go at some party. idk i just want to wander in the night and see if anything diferent happens. i'm going in a lazy skeleton costume since it was what i could pay for.
>>156087279I don't live in a Halloween country
>>156087268fagbreaking will happen once june becomes canon and starts fucking dirk
>>156087279On Friday I have a Halloween party and I'm going to dress up as Vriska serket herself. I even have my paint sealer On Halloween itself I'm going to be dressing as undyne (which is just me taking my Vriska cosplay, taking off the jacket, and putting the Scorpio shirt inside out to cover the sign). Ill be going with my two nieces, who I will dress up as frisk and chara. And my sister is going as Toriel.I love cosplay
>>156087321if kan and dirk fuck its 2xfagbreaking?
>>156087279idk yet
>>156087279sitting in my bed drawing stridercest
>>156087327bro was born in the dreemurr family
>>156087327why isnt anyone going john egbert the heir of breath?
>>156087305(me)maybe i will make some friends, maybe i will get kidnaped or scared. that is the beauty of halloween anything can happen.
>>156087342Wish I could say the same
>>156087321Dirk's transphobia negates it like a uno reverse card by making him say he's having sex with a crazy dude in a skirt
>>156087355My sister is one of those Homestuck who read it 16 years ago and stopped reading around act 6 act 2-3. And now she thinks it's cringe and lame. But she's a huge Undertale/deltarune fan, but she's like a *casual* fan (she's old, older than me. She plays that shit on switch dawg).This is all to say I couldn't convince her to let me dress any of her family up in Homestuck costumes.
>>156087390the writing team went out of their way to make it clear rose was the transphobic one and not dirk
>>156087390dirk is transphobic to win arguments.
>>156086984He's saying you two are comedic parallels/opposites, anon. It's kind of obvious.
>>156087373i wish i was going out...i got covid and now i'm trapped in my apartment for the next week
>>156087422oh ok
>>156087425Don't worry. All of HSG is with me in spirit when I'm making a fool of myself dressing up as a character from a webcomic when all of my peers at the party are 40-50+You included anon <3, get well soon.
>>156084132quadrants!
underwhelmed
I miss Feferi
>>156084267I think it's funny we all just know what angry jane is demanding by now anyways
>>156087488i am lost anon enlightenment me
>see this cringe image>pageposting on /hsg/ makes me interpret it in the most retarded way possible
>>156087445do you ever go to any cons prospitcest anon
>>156087275I could never resist a chance to get squeaky clean with a fellow anon!
karkat, the ultimate alternian sex toy.
>>156087509I have gone to a lot of conventions. Back in the day I cosplayed as Yugi. But never any Homestuck cons :(. My Homestuck fan was in deep slumber for 10 years. I am hoping to next year. It would be cool.
>>156083559>>156084084>>156085033very chuffed you enjoyed it!
>>156087275>>156087524C-can I join.
>>156087505nufag anon....
>>156087279getting high + putting on smth gothy (not onlyfans ""goth"") and passing out candy probably
>>156087524you made me wanna wash now. thanks for replying to lil me.
>>156087554uhh okay sure but its gonna get kinda stuff in the washroom e__e
>>156087562nta but im taking a shower too just for yall
Honest Showering General
>>156087554let's get a whole back-scrubbing train going
I just got out of a showerWhat breasts are we scribbling here?
>>156087559Maid of heart activities.I never pass out candy cause I'm always put and about. One of these years I wanna hunker down, decorate my house, and really knock the socks off some kiddos.
I need to fuck a unhinged bpd suicidal foid (that could kill me in my sleep) in aradia cosplay
>>156087625no breasts. only back scrubing.
>>156087579>>156087606It's guest to back stuffed and that's ok! We will all be clean.Hehe.
>>156087505that anon posts that exact panel of angry jane along with a demand for people to post their latest art every threadit's fun seeing what people are up to since the last time
>>156087640i meant like CROWDED but since im a big esl i wroted it wrong. anywaaay.
>>156087603>anons finally taking showersbest character arc
I don't need any cosplayer because intimacy and social interaction are too scary
>>156087649It's ok. My auto correct somehow turned back to back into guest to back. Bruh
>>156087650i take showers almost everyday. im no stinky.
>>156087279the unrelated discord I'm in might be doing a movie stream that night if enough people are free!
>>156087641i also made/making the sona sprites!
>>156087279im gonna dress up as karkat and then sit in my room and do nothing most likely
>>156087689Woahhh really. That's really cool actually . Thanks anon!
>>156087689doing god's work, anon
>>156087811anon are so brave and horny today but please delete this quickly
>>156087811>small dick gamzee>gamzee getting rapedmy god its a gem.... you'll get banned for this but know its mad fucking kino
>62%Imma be all up in those rose guts
>>156087811Absolute gemerald. Rip my nigga fr dog.
>>156087811it looks great so far, you should finish it! remember to find refs of challenging posessee you in 3 days ;v;
>>156087841https://youtu.be/_TYMtkLIYCY21%, but that's impossible how can it be that low....
>>156087841>John and Jane are 82% pedos>all other human kids have their nonce stat maxed outWhat should we make of it, /hsg/?
>>156087251He doesn't want to be apart of the legion he wants to run the whole show using Mallum and Ellith as puppets, him and Nellie would very much NOT get along because she just wants to be a dutiful follower
>>156087841>october babies at 0%
As far as porn is concerned, what do you prefer>she's wearing a bodysuit>she's wearing a sling bikini>she's actually naked with some fuchsia body paint
>>156088000Body suit but she is also just that black
>>156088000how could anyone see this as a sling bikini
>>156088000The body suit and naked options are both premium as fuck. I think I prefer the naked option tho. Really love characters who can be nude and unbothered. It's both cool and hot
>>156087841>march>31%you underestimate me dear jane
>>156088032I-impossible. I can't be beaten...by aradia anon...i-i am the shotacon....supreme.
>>156088053Fuck I hear it in his voiceI'm going insane
>>156088032loli aradia pelvis breaking sex y/y?
>>156088072you already know my answer to that anon 0u0
I'm as useless as tavros and maybe that's ok maybe
>>156088000Either naked with body paint or in a bodysuit that cuts off at that horizontal line
>>156088098Is it hotter if she uses her time powers to de age herself, you, or both of you at the same time.
>>156088102please marry me
>>156088114Oh my fucking God this is so hot it's actually unreal fuck fuck fuck I WANT KARKAT SO BAD.
>>156088114>>156088122>condy likes m*tantsIt's over. Alternia has fallen
>>156088116>loli aradia giggling as she works her tiny fingers inside you and along your clit, musing on how silly humans' near-religious fixation with numerical age and sexuality is and how numbers begin to become frivolous to a goddess of time itself...
>>156088185This but instead of one hand it's one inside with like 4 fingers and the other is solely clit focused, because small hands.Also >Aradia reforming your hymen to break it.
>>156088149Fuchsia women literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
>>156087841>maythank fucking god. also i can imagine it as zero because i hate pedophiles and i hate the idea of being one.
loli aradia would 100% make you feel guilty about the act you've done to her, hell, her unsupervised ass would push it way too far.
>>156088185age is important because i dont want anyone immature or doesnt even know how the real world works. such as paying bills and other shit. aradia.
best shower ever. i even shaved my pits. im good as new.
>>156088306>shaved my pitsShave your head off, you waste of oxygen. Pit hair is SACRED.
>>156087904yep this is more or less what i wanted to say but since i typed too fast and was retarded it came out all in the wrong way. also u r right.
>>156088185and to think this is only aradiafag at 31%. imagine her at her full pedo potential!
>>156088312what did you just told me? you little shit!
>>156088328I will surpass her if ITS THE LAST THING I DO
I wish I was drawing /ss/ right now
I wish I was drawing right now
>>156088306I need to shower too I bet I'm starting to give off fujo stink
>>156088349good luck, dear sisyphus
karkat in chains, y/n
>>156088401It's in his nature
now, what are you drawing FOR halloween anon?
you know the one who will never be unmatched was the nudestuck anon that to delete his link for his collection because other anons suspected some of those images and videos where not legal so he had to send a fresh link with a some clean up....no one is ever gonna beat that guy in this contest, nothing beats the real deal
>>156088409no idea. some character i like doing some serial killers costume.
I also wish I was drawing right now. Specifically shotas.
>>156088349I dunno anon the competition is strong this year, are you sure you can run with the best of them?
JohnRoseDaveJade
>>156088429nor real killers but made up ones from movies/series.
>>156088409Undertale x Homestuck Halloween party.>>156088384Teasing me...needs correction....
>>156088443yeah the 4 little pigs.
John x Rose with Vriska and Kanaya as their sex slavesDave x Jade with Terezi and Karkat as their sex slavesTrolls shouldn't have rights
>>156088401how is this a question
>>156088442In friends with someone who is at 100%....I will learn his secrets and then go BEYOND.
>>156088493>Trolls shouldn't have rightsokay JANE
post hiveswap immediately
>>156088401How is that even a fucking questionHe even wears gray to match
Writer anons, I am quite busy and would like to read some slop. Unfortunately, all the tumblr pages for this suck shit nowadays. Can one of you write some reader x Rose? I will return the favor with a ship or selfship of your choice when I get the chance.
shota dirk dry-humping lil cal in his sexual awakening
>>156088498WHO?
>>156088526anything to get a little closer to his bro
>>156088521How the fuck can you be attracted to that gigantic whore in the big year of 2026? Rose fucking sucks. Full stop. Even worse, she's been irrelevant since act 6 introduced Roxy, who is just Rose but better.
>>156088558roxy trooned out so nope
heh. what if i procastinated and did gardening work next week. boom. nailed it.
>>156088554even hotter
>>156088570theres another roxy that hasnt you're just complaining.
>>156088593and zero roses that have
>>156088547Dragon ball anon, the guy who draws Terezi and mom Lalonde with all those rings and shit
Dave fucking Mom Lalonde is the hottest stuff in the universe until I remember that Dave growing up with a single alcoholic mother will turn him into the average 4chan user. He's not even Dave anymore. Like a completely different guy who replaces irony with pure unironic self loathing. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff ABORTED in Dave's brain womb. It's so fucking over.
>>156088558>Still running the Roxy is the new, better Rose gimmick after over a decade
>>156088558>>156088570Both of you are faggots because you're opinions on these characters is too influenced by BC. Who cares about any of it, anything after Act 6 Act 4 should be totally discarded.
>>156088711i support this message
>>156088711>you're opinions
>>156083316Great work
If i can't find a gf by 28 I'm going to sell myself to any femanon here, I'll sell my stuff so we can move to the outer parts of the city where the cost of living in a bit cheaper, we are going to have 4-6 kids, and yes she can named them as any of the beta or alpha kids, I don't mind, hell let's name our daughter Vriska, fuck it. On holidays we can dress up as a guardian version of ourselves. My parents are pressuring me for a partner and grandkids.
>>156088762why would anyone femanon pay for you. you should be paying them
Rose is a bad lesbian because she's a boring girl. Marriage (preferably to John Egbert), pregnancy and motherhood are the only things that could save her.Kanaya is a good lesbian because she's exotic and attractive. She doesn't need a penis inside her. Ideally she should be paired with Vriska so they can recreate the relationship of their ancestors.
>>156088697i love the idea of shoosh papping be a thing moirails do it is so good actually. like when insects share nectar to show caring and reassure bonds.
>>156088762you WILL put on the cosplay during sex and you WILL enjoy the pegging
>>156088779It's a figure of speech anon, I'll gladly pay them with any of my belongings and a 2 liter bottle of Fanta>>156088818Ow.
>>156088818what sex? there will be no sex
>>156088297it's okay anon i'd still.love you if you were a little immature and uneducated and even a little bit afraid. it's normal. i can help you through it. allow me to nurture you :)
most rapeable makara?
>>156087841>100%No...
>>156088865>Untitlednice work.
>>156088865This is so disgustingly hot. Damn you anon. I'm mad I can't draw .....(Excellent work as always)
>>156088844I will be gentle and repeatedly tell you how adorable you look under me the whole time don't worry
>>156088856he wants 4-6 kids
>>156088865>band-aid of youthlove this trope
>>156088865platonically its fine. but introducing sexual things is when it gets finicky. these laws exist for a reason. do stop people from doing terrible things. most of the time, because people still do it. but you get the point. the relationship has a clear power inbalance. which can introduce bad habits to the little one. aradia.
are some of you guys actually pedophiles. you're scaring me
>>156089037When the fujos lust over little kids or just in general man, you gotta be more specific
>>156088865Based
>>156089056the lolisho is fine but some of the stuff you anons are saying sounds like it's going past lolisho
>>156089023well how about you we ignore all that because it's hot sollux! what do you think about that!?im going to de age you right now in fact! you think I cant!?
>>156089075I think they are just fucking around desu :p
>>156089075yeah im uncomfortable too anon
>>156089037You must be new here, the short answer is yes, and the long answer is no but yes, listen kiddo we wouldn't have to be this way if hussie didn't make those characters hot as all hell, see it when it comes to fiction, we are all monsters, but the kicker is at the very least we know this shit isn't real and all a Larp fantasy to bust a fat nut to but some of us, crazy enough, might have a history of being groomed/manipulated or the verse and this trauma or unhealthy experience has blurred the lines of morals. All and All this is 4chan....what did you expect?
>>156088685>will turn him into the average 4chan userActually he would turn into the faggiest-acting theatre kid known to humanity
>>156089127>short answer is yeswhat the fuck
>>156089082anyways im going back to whining about vibecoding and its impacts to society and jobs.
>>156089148harry?
>>156087841most pedophilic castes according to thisindigopurpleolive jaderust bronze
>>156088789Rose is a bad lesbian because she fucked her brother in another timeline which is a pretty unlesbian thing to do
>>156089154I'm fucking rose anon, you can't stop me
>>156089082>im going to de age you right now in fact! you think I cant!?loli/shota sona arc?!
>>156089162Now this is something I'll sit down for.
>>156089184slow down anon
>>156089178well shes a cartoon character i dont care about that
>>156089162Karkat would be in vibecoding and no one can tell me otherwise.
>>156089184My rosesona is already 13. So I'm covered
which homestuck male is impossible to shotaify despite canonically being a tween and why is it equius?
>>156089169Way faggier than thatFaggier than Ross/r63!Rose, evenYou bash Dave Lalonde in the face and fruit juice starts flowing out of his nose
>>156089209One of those Korean Homestuck songs has Equius be voiced by a woman and the voice works surprisingly well. Shotaquies CAN work. You just have to direct it well.
>>156089202ehhhhhhhhh he makes bad coding but like, if one of his friends call him out for it he would stick to normal coding again
>>156089171equius is equius. speaks for itselfgamzee is gamzeenepeta and meulin would absolutely fuck a shota karkataradia is with aradiafagkanaya wants to go back in time to when rose was actually faithfultavros does not care about age
>>156088509GladlyFreshly rediscovered in some ancient tumblr ruins btw
>>156089097again, know when you are over-extending, anon.
>>156089196>slow down*pumps the gas instead*whoops!
>>156089206so is mine 0u0
I'm a faker ironically pretending to be into lolis and shotas on /hsg/ despite exclusively having an adult fetish
>>156089260one single bulge under that dress and it would be too peak
I miss this nigga so muchm rip the homie.
>>156089249Well I didn't really contribute most of that so I'm not really involved this time.
>>156089231why does he wear those stuoud pink glasses now instead of his based bi-colored ones? it doesn't suit him at all
>>156089264>adult fetishi don't think liking adults can be considered a fetish anon
>>156089127>some of us, crazy enough, might have a history of being groomed/manipulated or the verse and this trauma or unhealthy experience has blurred the lines of moralsits our job though to NOT repeat the cycle. i would know how hard it is but effort is key
>>156089264>adult fetishthat's called being normal lmao
>>156089266the bulge is right there anon
>>156089279i think it looks fine on him.
>>156089266shes a fujo, not a boy.
>>156089023shhhhshs it's okay dear. i know it can be scary your first time. i know they tell you it's horrible, illegal, that it will ruin you even. but you know in your soul you crave this, right? why deny yourself for the sake of puritan sensibilities. illegal doesn't mean unethical. just surrender yourself to the good feelings darling. i swear i'll take it slow and gentle, just lie back and let yourself enjoy this ^_^
>>156089273That strapping young lad should date that one's /jp/sie's daughter
>>156089227link?
>>156089330Oh dear Lord anon. You can't do this to me...I'm at work
>>156089248purplebloods will dress like this and then wonder why they get raped
>>156089295>its our job though to NOT repeat the cycle. i would know how hard it is but effort is keyThat's a given, but I'm 100% sure most of us are just "coping" with being horny with these characters, I highly doubt any us of are on some file or acted upon a poor soul, we are not pony fans that's for sure. Pretty sure all of our problems would be fix if we got laid kek
I'm already 28 and I have completely given up. I just pray to god every morning and every night. It's not within my control whether or not I can lose my virginity. The big man upstairs has to do it for me. I call myself straight and love looking at drawings of women with their clothes off, but if god were to give me a man as a cruel joke honestly I'd take that too. My standards are: likes one thing that I like. That's it. That's all I want. Give me a talking rock that says "I love anime!!!" and I will marry the shit out of that rock and we'll have beautiful half rock half human children. Fuck give me anything except an imaginary friend to talk to. To be honest, I have a terrible suspicion that all the weird internet things I like (yes including Homestuck) are exclusively liked by me. That's right. Only me. All of you are from an alternate universe were more than one person likes weird internet stuff, or perhaps you are all aliens. I wouldn't know. Maybe I'm the alien. Someone please. Walk by me on the street and say "Vriska" and I will fall to my knees and start crying. It would be proof that god doesn't hate me and and that I don't live in a planet on the other side of the galaxy. please. Someone show me the way to planet Earth. I wish nothing more than to place my face on the soil you all walk on. You people, who like what I like, are angels to me. Don't read that schizophrenic garbage. Uhhh.... Shotas am I right? I wish I was a shota and had Aranea to spout a huge wall of text at me, one twice as big as my own, while she gives me a nursing handjob.
>>156089332>Both born in 2010omg....what other 2010 fandom babies are roaming around this earth right now
>>156089370what if giving anons inconvenient boners is her kink, huh? you ever think about that?!
>>156089412I'm already soaked that's UNCOMFORTABLE.
>>156089330no. shut up. i dont want this. if i cant consent then it is unethical. do you have no morals? something can be legal but not morally right to do. and in this case it can lead to abuse
>>156089391invest in yourself anon, you'll be happier
>>156089391I encountered a girl who painted all the aspect signs on her backpack at the airport a few months agowe're out there, anon. don't lose hope
>>156089391>Someone please. Walk by me on the street and say "Vriska" and I will fall to my knees and start crying.Holy shit why did that make me laugh so hard...
>>156089455puuuuussssyyyyy
>>156089401Best I can offer you is this guy from 2005
>>156089037there was once a young shit here being called out a pedophile zoophile and had even a retarded MAP flag in their fanart.i think it is the one that draw most of their hs fanart with self harm scars. I'm sorry for it but maybe there is yes some pedophiles in here, or maybe they are attwhores mentally ill? i dont even know. sadly there is nothing to be done about it unless they stop comming here or like get treatment idk.I can say say for sure there is people schizophrenic enough here to be atwhores. so take care with that.also inb4 someone calls me out. its just the true. god the more i think about it i get angry so i just ignore the ones that are obvious icking me and i post my karnaya since i will just keep getting dogged on no matter what. usually people like this are more pathetic than actual danger but since i'm no cop its not my worry to deal with them. i ball.
>>156089037I'm not I'm just shitposting. luckily most anons are 2d strictly in terms of lolisho which is fine forbidden kinks have always been a staple of fantasies. just don't touch a real kid and it's ok
>>1560894782011 baby but I just had an idea, sure they are all old enough to fight to the death, the sole winner would be the best fandom to rule them all.
also everybody here should have walk. outside. walk is good. do walking on trails.
why are we posting babies in here.
>>156089526I ride bike so
>>156089502the aradia anon larping a pedophile itt is the one who had the map flag. I'm pretty sure she's just being edgy though
>>156089401hope someone in the hetalia fandom did this
>>156089544that one anon just made this worst
ENTER
>>156089524>>156089478do you think these kids got bullied once they grew up because of their names?
>>156089549i imagined. children/young adults are really retarded. still i find that really annoying
>>156089550Kid named Italy and he is unsurprisingly the gayest twink imaginable.
also i had the brilliant idea to make an yumejoshi comic?? idk how this is called but like i had the idea of making a comic of my indigoblood trollsona and Gamzee Slash and i think this is the best idea i had.
Conventions. I just thought it was funny. They're all clearly aliens that just have an in-joke about needing to color their skin with paint, even though they're aliens and therefore already have gray skin. Alien humor is so funny. You guys make me laugh.If conventions were real I would dance with excitement in prayer to my god. Like oh look, it's a Terezi cosplayer! Nope! That's just as likely as it being literally Terezi herself in the gray skinned flesh. If I came into possession of some gray body paint, assuming such a thing exists, I could become the world's first Homestuck cosplayer.
>>156089544Because /hsg/ deeply cherishes babies(in a pure and parental way), even those with retarded names
>>156089391u r going to be fine anon trust me. if not we can have a slumber party for virgin nerds only to comemorate we are cherry unpoped forever.
>>156089566best baby itt
>>156089641i c
>>156089617>yumejoshi comicFUCKING DO IT
>>156089636impressive schizobabble
>>156088749thank you! hehe
>>156089641Highkey I DO want kids of my own, being a babysitter and watching how moving it was to see my older sister and partner rise their children unlocked a part of me I never knew about myself. Becoming a Father is a life goal.Anyways your future kiddo's name.https://spinthewheel.app/kBPc2dHscJ
>>156089664i will and to be even more chaotic and flamable i will like, age up the characters and post on itchi.io and see what will happen to the homestuck community and gamzeefags after i'm done with it. Heck i may even tho a yumejoshi stuff with BoBo.
>>156089645>to comemorate we are cherry unpoped forever.sure that's why it's a *slumber* party ;p
>>156089636holyshit schizo terezi kinnie. im pretty sure i saw you more than once.
I think being a little cringy and edgy is fine. Even if people push it sometimes. But I also think it's ok if people are uncomfortable for them to speak up. Because even if you don't agree, if we can all compromise then the general is better for everyone.
>>156089687>meenahnot the worst. if I landed cronus I'd have to strangle them for the good of humanity
>>156089711yeah. look i just don't want people to mix irl with fictional unsavory fetishes, and talks like they would do it irl. that is all i ask really e__e a little reasoning.
>>156089645Yes I said not to read my post but you seem to have only read the beginning of it, which is worse than not reading it at all. The conclusion I reached is that I live on another planet. So it's physically impossible for you to host a slumber party that will contain me as a participant in it. A digital 4chan roleplay of a slumber party doesn't count. I want to hear with my own two ears the awkward stuttering voice saying "w-w-who's your favorite homestuck character?" with a face halfway contorted between boredom and pain. My response would simply be "I don't know", as always. Vast physical space separates us. Develop warp travel or teleportation for your slumber party and I will arrive.
>>156089707I would somno some anons if they agreed to it.
>>156089645>virgin slumber partyooh! ooh! invite me too!
>>156089741anon i was mostly joking ;--; i was trying to light up the mood is not that deep. still the camaradie feeling is genuine.
>>156089687>almost rolled aradia>rolled janesigh abortion it is
>>156089751no it was just a joke sorry
>>156089711of course it's ok to voice concerns. but I'm not too worried overall personally. I don't acutally think tge majority of anons here belong on a list irl. believe it or not hsg has a better head on their shoulders than most other generals!
>>156089759It is dark. It is deep. Calling your feelings into question because I'm typing this in my sleep!
Imagine me a lowlie mutie blood birthing a fuisha. That would be crazy. (I would prob die)
>>156089787lol I'm just playing along too anon
>>156089822New Beforan lore dropped
>>156089819????????anon please just say straight to my face because i'm too autistic to understand what this prose means. we are both virgins and sad about it but what now? you want to cry? or are you just messing with me?
>>156089839the way i immediately recognized who this was
>>156089884if im not wrong the artist dislikes rose for some reason. wich is a shame they draw her so cutie.
hsg slumber party at a airbnb>30- 45 are expected to show up, only for some to get cold feet>13 show up>4 leave 3 hours in because they can't socialize and get scared>the remainder 9 freak out and have to now split the higher cost>3 of those 9 fuck in a room it makes the other 6 super uncomfortable>2 anons bond and make become life long friends>1 anon actually tries to rape another anon in their sleep>We have to call the cops and kinda have to awkwardly end this party That's how I imagine it going
>>156089884
>>156089894there is no way you think there are 45 unique posters here
>>156089894why the fuck it would be over 30 people????? it would be 20 max. heck i doubt there is more than 10 or 15 casual anons/lurkers in here nowadays.
>>156089921>why the fuck it would be over 30 peopleI basing this off the genshin slumber party from like 2022
>>156089894>2 anons bond and make become life long friendsme and who
the baby is aradia, i guess. am i lucky or fucked.
also i just read the rape part lmaaao
>>156089914It depends on what we count as unique poster. I feel like over the year it probobly equels or is great or than 40. But day to day ? I would say 20. I'm optimistic like that
>>156089943>30 people genshin slumber party WHAT?!?
>>156089873Enough with the virginity talk. I genuinely just want to have a friend. Someone real physical tangible who likes one thing that I like. Yes I'm not literally an alien but I live in a shithole where no one knows about games or anime, let alone Homestuck. The internet feels like a gateway into another planet that contain other people who resemble myself. I'm trapped here out of guilt and obligation. Even if the people I care for die I probably won't look for a way to escape because I'm very superstitious.
>>156089995The signs will be there when she starts to collect animal bones at the age of 9.
>>156090005I have to confess it really wasn't a slumber party but a hotel party but I think a bunch did bunk together for cost saving , but we hsg can do that too...
>>156090013i would enjoy to have a friend but so far all the friends i ever had become bored of me. so like..? i'm open to anything i just don't know how long anything with anyone would endure. but hey anon. i like some anime and homestuck. do you want to be my friend?
>>156089986you and me
>>1560878410% is I
>>156090054oh wait you want a irl one? damn that will be hard e_e we probally live thousands of km away if you aren't from south america.
>>156090054We're already friends
>>156090044that's so fucking cool and cute. I'd unironically love to do something like that with you guys
>>156090044i do this at cons every year, come split the bill with us anon
>>156090064hell fucking yes*fistbumps you*
>>156090081???? since when??? i have no idea who you are anon i just met you hetr!!! but okay then. glad to know you friend i just made ^---^if you are someone from discord a while ago just so you know i deleted my cord account so yeaah.
stridecests anons love..... you like to see it.
ok enough of chan for a while i need to sleep.
>>156089687Just brought this little faggot into existenceShould I drop him?
>>156090136would walk through a minefield for my stridercesters
>>156090171yes
>spin wheel>gamzee>>fuck no>spin wheel>gamzee again
>>156090171please no. take care of him and make sure he doesn't grown up to be a narcisistic bpdemon.
>>156090184okay, if dirk has bpd i think we're misusing that term
>>156090183accept your fate, doombound daddy
>>156090171The confused look on the nurse's face, a child born with the shades.
>>156090208ndp,some defiant authority and mood swings then for sure he has.
gamzeefag christian anon please drop your pesterchum handle i would like to keep contact with you. other i will get really sad and i will think i just got trolled.
>>156090248I'm not. Schizo meltdown is over. Thank you for reading my retarded posts.I mean everyone on 4chan is my friend.
>>156090248why would you ever want to talk to that person
>>156090136my absolute homies
>>156089264>adult fetish
>>156090387my adult fetish niggas are so oppressed
>>156090172Even me anon...
>>156090281It would be interesting and nice even. he may be schizo(???) but he seems like a person in with good faith. and i like to talk with people ^--^ everybody with good interntions deserve some socialization. and again he seems nice and i'm no one to judge a book by the cover.
oh yeah that anon also drew this.....Bro I wanna watch people die with aradia speaking of dying, yoooo that tranny that got a hard on before setting themself on fire was crazy shit
saying you have adult fetish is like saying you are addicted to drinking water and breathing air.
>>156089687
all your babies will be aradias and gamzees it seems.
>adult fetishthe proper term for this sexual deviancy is teliophilia
>>156090438She's my goat.
>>156090452Well have you considered being less of an addict bud, you're already about 70% water and you can easily go 3 to 7 days with no water so maybe you can put it down
Am I an adult woman fetishist if I don't care about the actual number? I love tall women with huge breasts and body hair. But if you add a speech bubble of her saying "I'm 13 years old btw" that won't change anything.
femzee is best as a tomboy or butch dyke.
I like older & bigger women
>>156090490i dont its possible for someone so young to have big tits, height, and body hair. a better example would be teen characters that would look the same as adults
>>156089687i got a spolied rich kid that is really dumb woah
>156090270well idk what i expected now im sad.
>>156090470Why am I stuck with the feferi. This sucks. I want a Karkat. Or at least a sollux
>>156090433of course silly, you're like one good fanart away from being a full blown stridercester anyways
>>156090510this but when those saggy breasts, I cum.
>>156090508lanky butch femzee with long messy hair, shrimp posture, unkempt claws, and her carabiner clipped to the right...
>>156090531keep spinning the wheel!!
>>156090514baby damara becoming a whore speedrun any%
>>156090486uh.... we human beings die without water for 3 days in a roll.
>>156090543>telling anons to have MORE babiesrelax we can barely take care of just one!
lowkey.give say the height of your dirksonas.what if someone wants to do a little full ilustration with multiple of them?
>>156090564lmaao
>>156090557>roll
>fucking shota sollux>he tries to degrade you by calling you a pedophile but he keeps stumbling on the word and gets embarrased>cries and gets even tighter
>>156090567Diiiirk is the same height as Bro Strider
>>156090557the weak and addicted ones sure, you can go a full 7 if you aren't too attached to it I didn't say you wouldn't be dehydrated, just that you can do it and live
>>156090603what?>>156090575WHAT???
>>156090564thats economy for ya
>>156090567as a womanlet, my boy/girl/whatever sex you wanna draw them as duke would be the shortest of the crew
>>156090616i know. can is diferent of would. but i dont want to risk having kidney/endochrinal system failure just because i could survive after it. i would definitly have side effects if i do shit like this unprepared.
>>156090619its row not roll
>>156090619it's "in a ROW" silly anon, not "in a roll"
>>156090652That's the addition speaking, you gotta curb that need for hydration
>>156090652not to mention brain damages too. and look i'm hipoglicemic. i need sugar in my body constantly in medium rate otherwise i faint.
>>156090679>>156090681(me)
let me spell wrong sometimes.....
If you are built like this hmu
>being addicted to waterI shiggy diggy
>>156090567Daik is 5'2. Just like me.
>>156090714oh you absolutely are allowed to. but just know I will find your clumsiness cute and reply with amused animal faces
>>156090721im built like but as a man does it count
>>156090779ass and all?
>>156090543>>156090564Oh boy .. I don't think I can handle more than one child...But if it's what the anons want...
>>156090772I love princess mononoke..... anon you are so based so zased... i need to watch it again as well my other favorite ghibli movies.
>>156090779
If aradia told you to cut her would you do it.
>>156090733>inch taller than megoddamn I really am the smallest here
>>156090721i was almost getting like this but i want to stop fattening. i'm slowly loosing weight it is not cute after you start to get you feet hurting..
>>156090822Depends, we talking bisection cut or self-harm style cuts?
>>156090822
>>156090822Only if I get a cool weapon and am allowed to act like a sperg
>There are people below 5'9" in here
>>156090828I'm...actually taller than someone....WOOPIETHIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
>>156090842More the self harm type. I think that type of cut is more in the "would you kill aradia if she asked you too because she would revive."
>>156090822you already know my answer to this
>>156090852welcome to the world of latinas/asians
>>156090789probably. i ate too fucking much when i was like 9 and i went to my thighs and to this day i cant remove the fat from there
>>156090852shut up light post
God it feels so good to be 6'2>Under the bare minimum of 6 feetCouldn't be me lmao
>>156090881i'm white and i'm under 5'9 it's just because we have so many girls here
>>156090875I mean, I'd grill her on the why, but if it doesn't seem like it'll escalate or if it'll negatively impact her psyche, then sure.
>>156090904shut up! being small is good tooitit makes us portable!
>>156090940what? huh? can you speak up I can't hear you from down there!!!
e_____ei'm 5.35ft
thoughts on this
>>156090822uhhh as a favor I guess I could try but the moment she winces in pain I would drop the knife
>>156090969at least in the website of converting cm to foot says. in cm i'm 1.63cm
>>156090976this is really tuff really cool. sm aura as you kids says.
>6 feet>Too tall to find older women taller than you nowRough
>>156090882follow up question can i eat that ass
>>156090956I said try not to bump your head in the doorway or get tangled up in electrical wires YOU FUCKING TELEPHONE POLE
>>156090976why did john get extra melanin, is he stupid?
>>156090490
>>156091026he aged her down
>>156091003you like eating man-butt? anyways yes all day
>>156090976john clears before the 9 episodes it takes for a spirit bomb to go off passes
>>156091017Hey it's getting close to Christmas little one, shouldn't you be packing up your bags and start heading to the north pole you elf, come on, those toys aren't gonna make themselves!!
>>156090976There's more art of John kissing Roxy(true and canon btw) than of Goku kissing Chichi(never happened btw) therefore John clears
>>156091003>>156091042what's it like to eat ass? what's it like to have your ass eaten?
>>156091082i wouldnt know, i would imagine it feels good. said cronus
>>156090881Filipina problems. The only reason I'm 5'2 is because I'm also black.
>>156091082eating: surprisingly flavorless?? at least all of my experiences have been pretty clean. anyways i love it, it kind of makes my jaw sore and you can't really penetrate but also it's eating ass. it's nice. i've legitimately made myself cum eating ass beforegetting eaten: kind of weird but not bad weird. sort of ticklish and almost slimy? like it does not feel how i thought i would ot doesn't jut feel like dragging your finger along the rim. i like it but not nearly as much as i like giving
>>156090976This is awesome as fuck. I wanna do my own db x Homestuck art too.
>>156090733>>156090828Literally rape sized, carry a gun anons a taser would not stop me
>>156091136>i've legitimately made myself cum eating ass beforeI KNEEL
>>156091096why is he crying and on all fours
>>156091140I invite the challenge.
i just know one of the dirksonas were drawn by poopanon. idk which one, but it has to be one of you. i'm onto you
>>156091140I-I can't carry a gun I'm in my page of heart attire
>>156091096>>156091189I like to imagine he's crying because john was about to finally fuck his ass but accidentally retcon poofed away again
>>156091213oh. think bigger then youll guess right anon.
>>156091214I can hide a lot of things in this witch of breath costume. Including several anti air cannons, ciws guns, anti missile missiles, and several high calibor cannons.
Homestuck x Hunter x Hunter would be betterImagine Dave's bro was literally Hisoka
>>156091267Greed island arc except it's sburb.
>>156091259this you?
>>156091250ah..the person making the sprites was poopanon all along huh...
>>156091213>poopanonthe king of this general
>>156091214Anon please im FOAMING at the mouth thinking of this oughh
>>156091328that was just a taste of my artistic abilities. im a true artist at heart
>>156091372we know you're an artist anon, we know
I've seen two completely different pages of heart in two separate(and pretty big) mspfas and now there's this >>156091214 niggaHow do we deal with the page of heart epidemic?
>>156091449kill them all show no kindness or mercy butcher them until nothing is left behind
>>156091417is that supposed to be a threat
I am the King of HeartsSekiha Tenkyouken!
>>156091318For the most part.
sex with gamzee after he chased me down the halls and scared me.
>>156091372I kneel....
old whiteboard karkat picture.
I dreamed that Kanaya was holding a lot of troll babies and seemed happy
i still think that was peanut butter mixed with chocolate and something else and not shit for real.
>>156091561>five minutes into faygo and chill with gamzee
>>156091565This is the best dream ever. Dreaming with Kanaya itself is good. I'm jealous.
>>156091569it was shit. i know you dont want to hear the details but the smell was so bad i had to use a mask and a glove to smear the shit.
>>156091600why did you do that.....? no one would do that for free.....
first time i have been happy to see jakekat
>>156091616someone had to stand up to the groomcord
>>156091600>i know you dont want to hear the detailsAnd what if I do?
>>156091616he did it for the love of the game of course, and that's what makes him based
>>156091616to prove a point. anons doubted me so i had to prove who i was. who i am. i dont back down
wtf is a poopanon u guys r scaring me rn
>>156091663He's the king of all drawfags
>>156091663https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155480866/#155488435
>>156091631>take a pot and put it on the toilet>take a plastic bag>take a shit>wear a mask because you notice that it smells terrible>get gloves to draw the shit>draw john >take the pic>now theres the clean up process>clean the gloves then the mirror>go like 1km away from home to dispose the shit>done.
>>156091663
Homestuck if it was good
>>156091726>>156091726>>156091726
>>156091694i also dont know why this drawing depics me like im sad by it. i made art, thats just what it is, i was not sad about it
>>156091743It's more dramatic when your depicted as a tortured yet genius artist it's called embellishment.
>>156091693
>>156091743You should be a little upset that you just smeared shit on your mirror for 4chan
>>156091769The willingness to smear shit on your mirror to prove random strangers on the internet wrong is what separates Great Men who change history from the craven masses
>>156091769it had a purpose. at the time some anons thought they were superior by drawing in a magma. by drawing john by using poop i proved that art was equal because even if i didnt have the skill, the art itself made anons gravitate towards it.
>>156091461what the FUCK
>>156091461based PAGEKILLA
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