>”The stage is yours.”
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>>156083112Oh noOh no
>>156083153This fucking guy
>>156083116>>156083125>>156083128Jonkler a good Boy. He dindu nuffin. Just trying to get his life on track. He need mo money fo dem programs.
>>156083166how fucking old is this guy
>>156083171N..nani?!
>>156083185Bruce use you CoV it's the only way to kill a gods knight
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>156083166I like how this is all basically just Golden Age Batman
Now do Wonder Woman
Absolute Cringe
God Bruce's friends are retardsBut I guess they do legit have brain damage. Well Eddie and harvey doWaylon has no fucking excuse
>>156083214this shit will completely ruin the story from this point on
>>156083214So who is the fatherGrimm? Or did Vic and her troon cock knock Selina up
>>156083128Even Waylon falling for this shit is dumb
>>156083214Feel like doing a pregnancy scare plot this early just means they plan to actually commit to the pregnancy and have the baby get aged up fast or join Jokers fetus chair for shock value.
>>156083201>>156083207I feel like they could've just had Harley be The Bat, she & Bruce at least have some sort of connection, Barbara has barely interacted with Bruce yet she's one of his closest confidants now?
>>156083348they coulda been step siblings.
Helena or Damian?
>>156083214Her big plump black breasts
>>156083410>"For me, the Robins like Carrie, I do have thoughts for Carrie Kelley, definitely. I've got to run them by [Frank Miller] because I would never do that without asking him. Carrie and Damian are the two that are kind of tricky because you want to stay with the ones that are more associated with Batman's mainline universe," Snyder said.>However, Snyder assures that he has come up with an idea to make Absolute Damian Wayne a reality that he feels strongly about. Yet, he also adds that fans should not expect to see him emerge until 2027 at least.I'd lean Helena personally, but I could see him just doing Damian and cutting out the Al Ghul connection completely, unless Snyder decides it'd be funny to do twins.
What are the chances that his friends in that room were all Clayface? Also, why did Alfred up and leave? Didn't he refuse his employers?
>>156083474Last he knew Bruce had gone full schizo and his daughter told him to fuck off
>>156083171Hes fast!
>>156083214Bruce is supposed to be smart, why wouldn't he use a rubber?
Now that the story is all over the place, can I say Absolute Batman is a trainwreck?
>>156083164>5'11 vs 6'0
>>156083574Have you ever met a construction worker who knows what a condom is?
I feel blueballed ngl. What a nothingburger of a Joker fight and conclusion. Snyder's just gonna drag this whole DBZ "I gotta get stronger" shtick until he runs out of rogues for Batman to fight. He already teased Man Bat, Hugo and Hatter in the Ark M thing I suppose
>>156083582It's just standard Snyder writing, he avoided overwriting scenes and let Dragotta carry things earlier so it wasn't as bad thenWe haven't even gotten to any Batgod stuff which I'm sure he has something in mind for
>>156083171bottom panel looks like one of those soijack redraws people did from The Last of Us Toolmao
>>156083116>>156083112>>156083321It has to be Clayface, right?
>>156083090Nice. Thanks OP.
>>156083214nice pull out game you have there my man
>>156083615Anon it's issue 25. Joker is the overarching villain and he's not a bitch like hammond or Ras. It's obvious he was gonna win. I do like him just finding it funny that there is too of them now
>>156083153getting that adrenochrome early in the morning
Okay? Not a fan of... the changes.
>>156083733What changes
>>156083166So he is just like Hisoka.
>>156083618I’m pretty disappointed by how the Robins are being handled here. Scarecrow randomly running into Batman in the last issue made no sense, and Batman randomly running into Joker here makes just as little sense. Making Barbara “The Bat” also feels super forced, given how little she and Bruce have interacted, yet we’re supposed to believe she’s one of his main confidants now? Oh, and now Catwoman is pregnant? There’s no way her belly should be that big already unless the timeline is completely fucked.
>>156083210>DC Harley to Jinx: who are you?>Jinx: You but more interesting>Jinx to Absolute Harley: who are you? >Absolute Harley: you but not retarded
>>156083256Bruce risked his life and his fucking soul to help Waylon, not cool Croc
>>156083419Fuck yes
>>156083818>Scarecrow randomly running into Batman in the last issue made no senseAnon martha told Bruce his way out of the city. Bruce purposefully went there to lay traps
>>156083818Also him running into joker here was not random Joker planned this. Like everything he was expecting Bruce
>>156083189How many visual clues do you require to recognize a demon, anon
>>156083818I don't think it's a "main confidant', it's a shaky partnership. She isn't doing this for Bruce, she's doing it for revenge over what happened to her father. You can tell Bruce wanted to give her the chance because he knew she had something in her, but didn't want to add yet another person into the mix.I am disappointed by how the Robins are handled though, yes. Jason should be trying to fight his way to Bruce, at least a scene of Deathstroke pacifying him or something. The pregnancy thing is odd too but we have no idea how ACW ends so I guess that could make sense of things a bit.
>AbsBat and AbsWW split up>Both shown to have less activity separately than ASM + Random Spidey Team-Up miniThe schizo will not like this...
>>156083859It never mattered. Next time it's gonna be a mixed thread again with maybe ASM 25 getting its own, but it doesn't matter too much. It was always an excuse to troll people, just filter it and be happy
Ending is ass.Fucking hate Catwoman.Or maybe's that's Clayface...
Joker is going to do a metaphorical bone chair on Bruce, but instead of bones it is going to be his newborn child.Who am I kiddin', it ain't even Bruce's, Grimm has a habit of knocking up chicks to harvest their babies lmao
I kinda want this joker and main joker to meet they would hate each other so much
>>156083946Snyder did acknowledge Berserk ad an influence early on, I guess>Bruce = Guts>Selina = Casca>Jonkler = Griffithfthfth
>>156083946>>156083991I don't like this implication
>>156083946>>156083991I’d say that the kid is Bruce’s, but remember; he had Venom in his system the last time he slept with Selina. Which, if Snyder keeps with his Berserk parallels, sets up the kid to end up like the Demon Child/Moonlight Child
>>156083112Aw, that is kinda sad. I was looking forward to the boys getting to help Bruce again. But I guess that would be too easy for him. The Universe wouldn't have that.
>>156084067With how quick Selina has gotten pregnant that might actually be true. Venom is enhancing the growth rate.
>>156084067Will probably be the plot justification for the kid growing up quickly
>>156083153>Just chilling in the fetus matter chairAh, classic Grimm.
>>156083189Yes. Very much yes. At this point he really is just a fucking demon from the dawn of man or he's Vandal Savage by the means of infinite fetus juice.
>>156083207>>156083210Man I missed Absolute Harley. Just a few panels back and she's already bouncing off nicely with Bruce. I'm glad that schism between them didn't last long.
>>156083256I don't know how they bounce back from Bane Bane'ing them that fucking hard on Joker's dime and then still end up following him. It better turn out that Clayface made Absolutely impossible deny evidence in Joker's favor or else this is going to look pretty retarded on their part. Or at the very least, they better drop this shit the moment he becomes a literal fucking demon in front of them.
>>156083474>why did Alfred up and leave?I have to assume he's going to come back with some super secret extra thing on Joker to help Batman. Otherwise I don't know what the hell he's doing. Though I can't imagine anything other than Alfred coming back with Bane's currently regenerating brain stem slung over his shoulder would be worth leaving.
>>156083214You guys, she's just really fat now, don't be sexist.
>>156083991Oh I hope to hell they go all the way with this.
>>156084115Can't beat the jelly chair. Bruce should have known that the moment he came into the room.
>>156084067Tracks.Bruce’s Venom was rigged directly to his brainstem rather than through an implant like Bane too, so him accidentally shooting Venom-boosted baby-batter and knocking Selina up with a super-baby makes sense.
>>156083214oh man she had alot of soup
Any of the other Absolutes worth reading or are they all the same like this one?
>>156084217They're all pretty distinct to each other aside from a bunch of them starting off quite slow which makes them hard to recommendSuperman is my favorite one out of the bunch these days though it's first 7-8 issues were slow and overly preachy
>>156084217If you don't like this one then I don't really know what else to tell you. Personally, it's the best of the bunch. Pick up Absolute Martian Manhunter maybe. That one is visually very interesting.
