I LOVE BLACK ALIENS Edition QOTT: What movies would you watch with your favorite Homestuck?Last dream bubble: >>156106743Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coAndroid ver:https://github.com/ltnkrieg/homestuck-collection-androidWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610124-4502-3476MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
sad cerulean
>>156136354tall and flat bottoms dont actually exist in real life, dont get your hopes up anons.
>>156137053hot purple
>>156137073does clussy exist in real life though?
>>156137092i dont think thats marvus
>>156137101no, its all fictitious.
>>156137127anon thats his hair and body shape, im afraid marvus is just kind of a slutor just really likes to serve pizza in skimpy attire
>>156137073not until you slip something into their drink they don't
>>156137092Not happy about the canonization of troll pubes, theyre insects. The day I never have to see another sprite from this artist I will die happy.
>>156137073soo how about tall amd hung bottoms?
>>156137178weirdest gripe ive seen yet lol, i have no issues with it
finally he will pay for his sins
Hey guys. Remember her? Well, its her birthday today. So read her comic along with today's S-page update. Do it for good luck and triangle boobs in your futurehttps://mspfa.com/?s=65992&p=1https://mspfa.com/?s=65992&p=108 <- new
>>156137187Different strokes for different folks
>>156137217Hell yeah updatesHappy halloween!
>>156137234true true, personally i dont mind the whole pubic hair thingi thing its enough with the whole grub scar thing (as dubiously canon as that may be) being enough of a "hey they're related to insects still not just as grubs!" thingi dont need them having more, but to each their own
Happy Halloween from the Purple Jadesona
>>156137178They have regular hair though so presumably pit, arm, leg, torso and pubic hair are not completely out of the question
>>156137263It just comes off as overly self indulgent of individual authors tastes and it sticks out like a sore thumb, like most scenes in beyond canon. I dont mind fiction being self indulgent to who makes it, otherwise whats the point. But it should be more than fanservice key jingling at the audience which modern homestuck feels like more often than not. But like you said its dubiously canon, so it's not a huge deal. And even when things are canon, it doesnt matter. Homestuck is bad and thats ok
>>156137311Im being autistic about it for no reason because I dont like this sprite artist despite them being talented. It just never "feels" like homestuck to me
>>156137348I get youIt's too much detail
>>156137362I actually like their fanart a lot just few of their official contributions. I wish the crew cared more about being on model
IM DOKTOR ROKKSOI DO CCCOCCCAINE
She shoves this in her nook.
>>156137685Anything will do if you're brave enough
Happy Halloweenies, dorks.
Are they allowed to do this?
>marvus being used to fufills the writers/artists fetish once againwho could've guessed
yeah i think i will stop putting myself in danger.from now on i will just to the most legal stuff and like, enjoy the public places where there isn't crackheads near me. i dont even do it on purpose i just go to places i shouldn't. anyway. its a promise.
>>156137764City dwellers be like
>>156137629hey is that a piece of joey's portal?
>>156137733parody law
>>156137843Seems to be.
>>156137734But the scatfag is gone so now they're using him for based fetishes instead of pits (which was hot) having to be combined with diapers and piss in the same row.This might actually save Marvusfags desu since everyone's forgotten Friendsim his image can now be redeemed as a troll bara slut.
>>156137875weird, joey's portal exploded and fell thru dammek's own portal?because that doesnt look like dammeksor there may just be a third cherub portal that looks exactly like joeys (not futuristic)
Let's say you fight a void player, what are the odds you are prepared for and survive a mix of pocket fent, coke, and Febreze from one hand, while the other splashes you with a mix of bleach vinegar, and a few other acidic toilet cleaners.Would you be willing to fight on after that?
>>156137915I figured its from a different portal too
Vriska but Good is in Act 3!
>>156137685IMAGINE
>>156138098yeah... im guessing they'll explain it, fiamet most likely if not cridea but stillfunky to see, wonder how and where they found it and where is the restmy ass thought they'd salvage dammekssubtle implication that dammek has to do the same to return to alternia?
I hope this game blows.
>>156138124can cridea stop being a whore in public
>>156138127maybe this one transports you to a third location
My.
Mind.
what is this ugly textured filter over the images of the trailer???
>>156138139>>156138156>>156138166rapebait troll
>>156138139>>156138156>>156138166why is this sequence so hot why did she do this
>>156136648Finally done with the reread. A bunch of deck chairs getting shuffled.
ALPHONSE ELRIC?
>>156138169trailer was halloween themed, im guessing its for the sake of inmerssion but it also blurs some new characters
solime lore, the signless was also theredid they consider him a lime just cuz he was also a mutant? what do you guys think
>>156138181Is that Dave Strider and Gerard Fucking Way?
>>156138169I assumed its a meta thing of some relevant effect. like chuckevoodoos or whatever dreadeyes deal is
>>156138181ichigo from bleach there too. and inuyasha. holy weebs, and its not even the good shonens.
>>156138213oooh i see.
>>156138218HAGANE FROM UNHOLY WOMEN REFERENCED? CROWPISS KNOWS NICHE BAD JAPANESE HORROR FLICKS?
>>156138218I saw that movie and I want the sack girl to rub my dick with her feet.
>>156138218Where's my Noroi reference
>>156137733I fucking love Austin Powers
Oh hey a Rainbow Drinker.
>>156137733>Do I make you horny baby?>What am I saying? You're always horny baby, yeah!
what the FUCK just happened in sburb.exe????
>>156138367anon...thats a a purple using chucklevoodoos
>>156138247Cool man, cool.
>>156138124>me when marvus delivers my meatlovers with extra sausage in that sexy little pizzaboy uniform
>>156138369new player messing shit up, probally some manifestation from the players but from the future me thinks. messing shit up to make the future where they came from still be real. my theory.
>>156138418But why are they white then?
>>156138436Damn! They've barely even started the game and shit is already going off the rails... I'm gonna miss Deathsprite :(
>>156138450the hand is grey but glowing, itd lighter than the wrist to show that its looming closer to the camera. Explain thepurple background, the purple aura, and the purple sigils floating around it if its a runaround drinker?
>>156138507rainbow*
Men will see hag mutant Indigos and say "Wife."
anyone wants to talk on pesterchum? i'm bored.my handle is albaRubis.I'm using the pesterchumAlt software jsyk.
>>156138540cerulean
>>156138540it's me, i'm Men.
>>156138540God I Wish That Were Me.
>>156138540I kinda want to stick my finger in those empty eye sockets
WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS MY WIFE(male)?
Concluded my own Drawtober with a comically self-indulgent piece, I hope ya'll enjoy this as much as I have enjoyed working on it!https://files.catbox.moe/n8cf3y.png
>>156138540Vision Nofold.
>>156138666same, also nice trips.
>>156138666this is one of the best homestuck 3d models ive seen
For day 31 of drawtober, I figured i would draw something homestuck for UTG, which also means you guys get to see it!I apologize greatly for my absence. But after some rest, i will be back and better than ever!! this training has done wonders for me!!!!
>>156138546Nobody by that handle, rip
>>156138681epic anon.
>>156138546>albaRubisi gave you a text
>>156139059And I youHalloween pesterchats in /hsg/
I hate my art.
>>156139240If you wouldn't jerk it to your art strive to make it so you would
>>156139240Post your art.
>>156139240hey man get in line to hate on ones own artjkjk keep practicing anon, been doing that a lot recently and while i dont exactly love it, you can feel the improvementgood luck!
>>156138681It should Sollux banging her
>>156138830dave solos deltarune
>>156139352I can smell this image and it repulses me
>>15613924010/10 likely hood of me loving your art
>>156139352Colsla toes? For free?
>>156139379I haven't drawn anything good in October I might just stop now
>>156139396Stop dooming fag just post your art.
>>156139396nigga post your art at least
>>156139336Best I can do is Eridan mindbreaking Aradia after an hours long fuck session with his inexplicably massive cock.
Did this awaken an abuse fetish in anyone else or was it just me?
>>156139421>aradia>stooping to the level of fucking eridan
>>156139447anon if you're mad that guy can draw whatever the fuck he wants why dont you just pick up a pencil
>>156139421>eridan >large cockjust wait until i draw my cock size charts...then its all OVER for you VIOLET CHUDS
>>156139435I want to abuse Homestuck characters but that’s because after early Act 6 they remind me of people who were mean to me, no need for a flash to activate it
>>156139421I FAURKING KNEEL
>>156139488>i draw my cock size chartswhat if i justignore it?
>>156139510You don't have access to a firearm right?
>>156139537*slams table*Damn it he thought of everything!
>>156139549but of course
>>156139447>aradia>stooping to the level of fucking eridanWell yeah, how else is she gonna suck him of anon?https://files.catbox.moe/ikvc8u.png
>>156139611honestly i can't even complain atp i genuinely respect those who let their pettiness motivate them into action. well done anon with shit taste in homestuck ships. well done. i clap.
More Feferi for me then
Spite is just as strong a motivation as love of the game
>>156139679>who let their pettiness motivate them into actionive yet to see you draw aradia with who you want so imma have to give the win to the erifag
>>156139611He's actually drawing art of his crackship...
>>156139447>>156139679Nootice how you haven't been drawing your favorite trolls.
>>156139679>casual "your ship sucks" chud vs "ill draw what i want" chadtry harder
>>156139713NTA but no relationship between any of the original 12 trolls can be considered a crackshipSame with the four main humans
aradia is obviously for john, because all girls want john, this isn't projection once so ever.
>>156139611I'm so sorry for doubting anon.
>>156137032Hey Sburb.exe updated btw
>>156139776I need to catch up, I stopped checking six months ago but I think the guy has been back for almost as long
>>156139336Nah sollux is to busy gooning or wwhatever
I wish my IQ was high enough for crackshipsAll I can imagine is Dave and Terezi drawing together and then I pound my chest like a gorilla in satisfaction
>>156139832dedication to a ship gives you power, never feel ashamed. I dedicated to the prospitcest way, and look at me now....
>>156139421Know I need aradia and fef giving eridan a double titjob
>>156139855Keep my beloved Feferi out of this
>>156139435Grimdark Rose tanks this with minimal effort, this god tier shit only works for certain classpects
>>156139949Godtiers are still just regular kids in pajamasGetting kicked square in the ovaries is still gonna hurt
>>156139435Rose got pregnant hereHSBC will elaborate on how Rose has another secret kid with Condy
>>156139961i dont really think so, im pretty sure its explicitly stated in text god tiering is a massive power boost. though i dont doubt that no matter how strong, getting kicked in the ovaries prob sucks. who wants to try it out :D
So lets say hypothetically you, using your god tier powers, with your god tier buddy, go ahead and start pushing the limits for fun. You start breaking your fingers, going up to full limbs and then you let yourself either die or have your buddy, life or hope bound, revive you or let it be a fun gamble with the clock to see if it will bring you back again. How much fun would you maybe get up to with your immortality this way? How would you use this in a fight? Would you be willing to just punch as hard as possible once you figure out how to break your arm doing it? Would you engage in the joy of the possibility of the target surviving said punch so you both keep hitting each other as hard as possible, maybe even work in a bit of a noose made of intestines and try to hang them or a blunt bite with the jugular, would you purposefully bring a metal spoon into the equation to try and scoop their eyes & skin out if you managed to keep one hand good to go?How far would you take your fun with pure immortality?
no jade im not going to let you bite my guts off
>>156140063considering how bad dying seems, i think i would passimmortality doesnt mean pain stops sucking. and i doubt even an immortal ape brain is built to process that sorta stuff
>>156140063The first rule of god tier fight club is that we don't talk about god tier fight club
>>156140063I'm terribly paranoid about dying so I wouldn't even humor the ideaAs a result, it's highly unlikely I'd reach god tier at all
just saw a random karkat cosplayer post on the everything app and they genuinely btfo vibri in the beauty department off of the face of the earth and im gatekeeping it sorry not sorry
>>156140213Until our professional wrestler heir of heart suplexes you through your quest bed
>>156140063I wouldn't want to do that.
>>156140149Well you'd have years to get used to it over time which is why you bring in your friend so you guys can really get to it on discovering the first level of pain tolerance then working it up so that your brain adjust to think of it more commonly and you remember the sensation way more so you don't die from shock each time anymore. You're thinking way too much on the pain part of it though, think on the adrenaline and the interest you could get out of doing things like that, a punch as hard as possible that ruptures your bones, causes your veins to boil and explode, and more than likely goes through most people. Imagine if you could hit like a mantis shrimp and just let the recoil flow through your arm and destroy the whole thing in the process. Imagine how it might look and what you'd see after and how your arm could look at that moment, you'd get it back later of course but that means you could see that view tons of times and it could be different each time.>>156140213Honestly death is a bit less scary in HS because of Jadesprite, she admits that there is a very real afterlife that she was at with everyone else and everything is great. My paranoias and fears of death are mostly about the after part rather than the it happens part, its gonna come regardless but after is the scary part cause this is all we really know, it'd be weird for it all just to be gone, never being able to come back, or anything else where its all way too different. Even hell sounds more stimulating and somehow comforting that just not existing anymore because it least you know you're somewhere after everything. The inherent knowledge that something is beyond it all conclusively in some form is just more comforting than current. As a god tier such a fear doesn't exist, you know what's beyond and when you're truly ready you will be able to go on your terms from then on, unless you are rose and you maybe get stuck in a coma never to recover.
>>156140051there's levels you gotta climb once you reach god tier yeah, rose doesn't climb any of them though, so she's pretty much her regular self with strong ass wands that I think came from nowhere? how'd rose even get those wands anyways? I don't remember, but I know liv tyler the robo bunny first introduced them.
>>156140256She died in the game dudeShe was stuck in the ultra-hell dreambubbles like everyone else and it is honestly amazing she did not see or hear from another Jade telling her what was up like the dead Jade from the doomed timeline
>>156140276technically, dream Jade never really got that far into the game as she died before they even started and then was just chilling in the furthest ring before wondering to the dream bubbles. She ironically wasn't doomed because like grandpa what happens with her even getting stuffed was time shenanigans. Again, its better than just ceasing to be since its memory land. You could easily go do other stuff and later they even managed to go do other things. plus if your friends aren't lazy they could come back to revive you some point. She died long before the game really even began kinda like how grandpa is dead by the start of the story anyway.Weirdly she was not bound to the bubbles when she first died, she was just able to free roam.
>>156140347wowzers you're replying from the past dude thats so tubular dude
>>156140265I feel you vastly vastly underestimate just how strong these children are. Or how strong playing sburb makes you. The echeladder is a level system. Level 1 is you how you are now. Literally one level higher and you have grown in strength substantially, health, speed, strength, everything. Theres *god* knows how many echeladder rungs you are able to climb until you max out. who fucking *knows* if the scaling on that is linear or exponential. Regardless, by the time you max out, which all of the beta kids did, and im assuming all of the trolls too, you are like, so so rediculously strong. Case and point, john goes from a boy who cannot lift a sledge hammer without help to one who effortlessly swings magic hammers on his own. The god tier is a multipler *on top* of your pre god tier stats. Plus any of the god tier rungs on top of that, even at base god tier, thats INSANE. Fresh god tier aradia could stop bec nior, and a lower level god tier like vriska had the potential to BEAT him.
>>156140347When the dream bubbles are made, they'll have always existed, that's how stuff works outside the Incipisphere. It's why the beforan trolls lived for so long in their dream bubbles despite the existence of said bubbles not being created until two universes later.
>>156139855>aradia and fef giving eridan a double titjobThis could be arranged...I'll put it on the to do list.
>>156140393Well that's cause its out there in the ring, if it weren't the bubbles would be more of a concurrent thing but those are pretty much out of time's jurisdiction right along side the horrorterrors who maintained and made them for Fef. But the ring pretty much got nuked and, counting BC & the epilouges, some people just kinda ended up fallout out into the Candy timeline meaning they pretty much got free new lives simply by not facing double death. It's solid if you think about it since you don't really age until you come back to life meaning you've got a good second chance if you make it. Besides, we'll see soon if there was anything else from how John tells the story when he gets back. Callie also survived death and hid in her own black hole; really there are plenty of options for where you end up when you die. Every option but Callie's is the fun option
>>156140454What a detestable creature.
>>156137101I saw a woman in full clown costume in her car on the highway on my way to work 2 months ago
Happy late Halloween hsg, I dressed up but I'm too lazy to post what i wore so, maybe tomorrow. Also fuck you weather, it HAD to rain as I went out with family.
My wife posting
You should be way less modest and start enduring way more pain so that you can experience more fun things. It's like fishing where the anticipation is just as important as the result, its like being at work and constantly thinking about how you might die or get injured and then wondering how you'd engage with that injury or more specifically the ret stuff that could come out. Its like prime opportunity for inspirations as you keep working the next 3 hours of your shift and think of if you'd have enough to make a sentence with your finger or if you should ask your boss for like a bandaid since you really shouldn't ask to go home or you don't get paid the full hour.
>>156140256>Honestly death is a bit less scary in HS because of Jadesprite, she admits that there is a very real afterlife that she was at with everyone else and everything is great.Dreambubbles exist at the Horrorterror's leisure. As far as can be told they only make them to facilitate the ultimate defeat of Lord English, their natural predator. That's why their only real inhabitants are Sburb players and Sburb adjacent paraphernalia.Nobody else gets an afterlife unless the Horrorterrors like you for some reason.
>>156140583>Nobody else gets an afterlife unless the Horrorterrors like you for some reason.That's still good enough, they're a very tangible lot and if you work really hard you can engage with them. You could always just plan several steps ahead for your revival with items or ask your teammate to do it. As long as it isn't LE's beams you got good odds at being a ghost a minimum cause there are very few actual ways to be completely erased
>>156140548She's beautiful, my queen...
>>156140548>JK OficusThis better not awaken something in me
>>156140548how much to have her take a lilijunex tier XL toy live on her stream?
>>15614078220 dollars directly into my paypal and you get a full vertical strip with as many angles as i can come up with
>>156140792I'm poor can I pay you in vibes and mental positive energies?
>>156140803I dont have a paypal so theres no way to pay the price anyway hoohoo!
>>156140811Sending you good vibes anyway anon!!!
good luck wtih your candy, anons
I live in a bad neighborhood so I never get any trick-or-treaters Any candy I buy I end up having to eat
>>156141122have you tried petting the candy bars
>>156137217Nice to to see the comic updating a while, hope you keep it up!
>>156137913Pitshit in his route was also nasty
>>156138179sorry for your loss, I'd have never reread post-retcon if my life depended on it
>>156138206Vantases were always lime-adjacent all the way since the OG comic
welp i just finished hussie's author commentary in it's absolute entirety. it's pretty sad how much he talks about waiting to give his commentary on act 6, and the fact that the commentary ends right when a5p2 meets the doc scratch takeover really sucks. besides all that though it was pretty much a bunch of gigantic bullshit. I liked it when he started getting passionate about some certain stuff like dave's quest at least, but all of this was still a waste of time, and not in the ironic sense or whatever.
>>156141398Not exactly adjacent, this I think is more likely to be because his sign ended up being associated with the limesWe never got confirmation one way or another that Karkat or Kankri were limes until we found out Kankri's ancestor was actually a lime exactly a year ago, if I have my facts straightThat basically made all of them into limes overnight
>>156139611basedtotal vviolet vvictory
>>156140063>>156140256Are you a woman by any chance?
>>156141540If it was a man it'd be something like>haha what if Vriska gave birth to octuplets and she becomes a helicopter parent
>>156141368Pits are an acquired taste but if you're into Marvus already I think most people could handle it combined with a mild musk kink.But then you're forced to read detailed scat while the writer whines about how the clown stuff is racist. It's suffering.
>>156141505>Not exactly adjacent, this I think is more likely to be because his sign ended up being associated with the limes>ended up The association was always there, if simply because cancer occupies the same place in the zodiac and lime caste did on the hemospectrum. Stuff like pic related was pretty early on after all.Calliope and caliborn with their bloods being lime and candy red only made it even more obvious>Kankri's ancestor was actually a lime exactly a year ago, if I have my facts straightActually no, his title was an impostor because he ISN'T a lime but just a mutie pretending to be one because uhhh who the fuck knows. Beforan ancestors suck anyway, glad their reveal was worded in a way that didn't make them a definite canon
>>156141610harsh but fairnever stop goreposting btw
Thank you Kim for drawing more Marvus and canonically giving him a happy trail and big bulge with thick veins going towards his crotch. I owe you my life.
>>156141535ahahAHAHAHA
>>156141435>but all of this was still a waste of timeCome on, only like 85% of it was worthless garbage
test
>>156138681>>156139611>>156139679this is what eridan actually looks like btw. https://files.catbox.moe/s1qfsa.webpmfs who self-insert into eridan have zero bitches in real life and are worthless
>>156141728what did you get banned for
>>156141790>webpKILL YOURSELF, I'LL NOT DOWNLOAD YOUR GARBAGE
>>156141808wepb because for some not known reason bluesky makes everyone post in that format.
Just IMAGINE being Kanaya Maryam, schoolteacher in the first ever human troll elementary school. You open the door to the classroom, mentally prepare to introduce yourself to your new class and then you see that that all eight Vriska spawn are among your students.
>>156141828and she.. gets aroused? you know she likes vriska right?
what a pathetic creature
>>156141833Kanaya stop trying to fuck Vriska's kids
>>156141812>blueskyCome on son. Use a site with more than 200 users at least. That place makes SA look lively.
>>156141848it does have different hs artists that arent on twitter. also you seem really angry
did yall see this cool minecraft homestuck mod https://youtu.be/l-d0jNMkMH8?is=gaTjj1jf2uWRb8-s
>>156141790>webpOpinion discarded.
>>156139059sorry friend it was like pass midnight and i need my sleepy eepies.
>>156141920terezi should stop chasing vriska. she doesn't like you like that gurl!!
guys where can i find homestuck goons since ao3 is down
>>156142078it's STILL down??
>>156142084its gonna be for 2 weeks at least 4 tops :o)
i really hate this new layout man why is my text green now
>>156142093goddamned fucking hacker known as 4chan
>>156142010it has its benefits
>>156142588Two of the sexiest characters in fiction... and the prospittards.
>>156142634denji WISHES he could be dave
>>156142634Who's Asa?
>>156142588two of the sexiest characters in fiction....and the girltards
>>156142825why did you call dave that
i'm touching shota eridan
marvus route was written by a stridercest shipper. FUCK. THEYRE BRINGING A BAD NAME TO STRIDERCESTERS.
mechanical milking device for ellith. nothing comes out but the feeling of getting her tits pumped is good.
>>156142981And you're even more guilty by association than most stridercestfags by the virtue of her having been a /hsg/ tripfag
>>156142979t. cronus
>>156137032Mergebound is pretty coolhttps://mspfa.com/?s=56449&p=800
>>156142981ipgd did a lot worse than just write marvus's route anon
>>156143054it gives an worse name to stridercesters then
>>156143049the entering the medium animation is pretty good! this music is kinda good in the first minute but it gets in a really good pacing after the 1:00 mark. loved it.
https://static1.e621.net/data/a0/55/a055fcd89a3c171ca0fff62d6bbc4e55.jpgToday I shall remind /hsg/ of one of ipgd's finest masterpieces
>>156143079she was an even bigger davekat fan, so not really
>>156143097hot mustly breathing at ipgd for fun and laughs
>>156143097she was so psychotic i miss it
piggy's taste deranged but she was so right about davesprite cloaca
>>156143049Sell me on it
cucklings, in this month i will finally beat NNN for once and for all!
>>156143001I would rather be a tripfag than the nigga who wrote that route
>>156143217she was both tho
>the myth of consensual sexdave:i consentkarkat:I CONSENThsg: I DONT CONSENT YOU DIRTY FAGGOTSisn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>156141675I feel like it's lame for mutie bloods to just be lime bloods. Like I feel they should be treated separately even though they are mutated from them. I'm glad the extended zodiac, while putting true cancers in the larger lime caste, still draws a distinction. Mutie bloods should be special!!!
>>156143225Yeah but what I'm saying is tripfagging is small potatoes in comparison. But also poor stridercest fans (n-not including me of course) At least we have the fantrolls who got into Homestuck both being canonical shotacons.
>>156143231Obviously vantases aren't "true" limes even if their blood might be lime-derived simply because their blood isn't lime, no argument here.>I feel like it's lame for mutie bloods to just be lime bloodsWhat if there are mutants with different invented blood color for each caste? Imagine the bloodswap AU possibilities.
The obvious consequence of all the mixing the trolls do is that someone eventually is going to get black blood (no color) and someone else is going to get white (every color)
>>156143341you know this isn't how mixing colors works right
>>156143274This is sort of a multifaceted discussion. And also one full of contradictions. But it's weird how the blood caste system is supposed to be a sort of commentary on how races are irl. "Wow these idiot trolls opress other trolls for a minor asthetics difference, they are stupid and we humans totally don't do the same thing" But not only does the blood castes as a system end up being *very* relevant on a biological level. It also is just...not a factor in the story after hivebent. Which is weird because why would you introduce a system like that. And then with karkat. You both try to imply his special ability of pacifying others is some ancient ancestral limeblood trait (the story of Homestuck itself does this before the pyrokenetic reveal hussie pulled out of his ass). But also try to make him super unique by him both being a mutant and by being more "human".It's just a really confused narrative element.
>>156143341>Doesn't know the difference between additive and subtractive color mixing
>>156138830ah thats really cool! i wonder how you did the background in a drawing program and not something like photoshop
>>156143418>But it's weird how the blood caste system is supposed to be a sort of commentary on how races are irl. Huh, I thought it was more of a commentary about pointless and overly elaborate worldbuilding. It would tie to the hemospectrum general narrative uselessness too
>>156143228>the myth of consensual sex>dave: *vacantly stares into the wall*>karkat: *drools and makes downie noises*>Caliborn/LE: I CONSENT.>Ult Dirk: I consent.ftfy
>>156143448Trolls are supposed to be a parody of humanity. Hussie is taking things humans do, and then purposefully making it as stupid as possible. The quadrants are a commentary on human sexuality and how complicated we make everything. Instead of distinctions between hetero/homo/bi/pan they have the four quadrants. They get really anal about it (more accurately Karkat and Nepeta do). But all of the trolls sort of suffer because their trying so hard to find "the one" for x quadrants. This also extends to them not even having a notion of incest and thinking worrying about that is retarded. The hemospectrum is the same concept but applied to race and I suppose economic classes but those are often linked. But like, the whole commentary falls apart when there are types of trolls superior to other trolls in every single possible way. Even stupider is that NONE OF THE BETA TROLLS ARE ACTUAL REPRESENTATIVES OF THEIR CASTES. Every single beta troll is a mutant of some kind, or possesses an enhanced level of power beyond the means of normal members of their caste. Which means, not only does the power between them all equalize enough for the castes to not matter in general dynamics aside from 2 cases. But *also* again, the hemospectrum is never used as a thematic element to drive any of the trolls stories except *maybe* Karkat.What's the point of it if it just runs around in circles about what it wants to be y'know? To be a dumb joke? Maybe??? But the story never doesn't real joke with the hemospectrum. The reason the quadrants exist is so hussie could go on a tiresome ramble about it, it's existence is very much non serious, so much so it only became a part of troll cannon halfway through hivebent. But the hemospectrum gets no such exasperated intro.
>>156143418>Ties it to lifespan>Immediately forgets about itShouldn't Karkat be dead at this point in HSBC or senescent in his old age?
ideas ideas
>>156141790>mfs who self-insert into eridan have zero bitches in real life and are worthlesscry that you dont have the will power to self insert and draw what you want pussy kek
>>156143651he isnt THAT old
>>156143418>But not only does the blood castes as a system end up being *very* relevant on a biological levelThis shit is what kills me the most, and not just because of the power but because of the age stuff>yeah rusties like Aradia might die of old age as soon as they're 30 in human years while fuchsias are borderline immortal but their castes are just silly little nonsense just as human races and nationalities are :)Probably the most backhanded unintentional racist commentary in all fiction
>>156143655This looks rad af
>>156143674i have. good things havent happened the last time people have tried me
>>156143693hehe this may will took some days to finish, probally i will finish on december i want to make something i would print and put on my room as a poster. succubus!ellith thriving in fall of the middle world civilization... yeah i like that...
>>156143735bro why her head is so big, looks like a big ass durian.
>>156143706so edgyanyway stop crying over what others draw rofl
>>156143651If his ageing is faster than of rusties then he's fucked but I can see him ageing like a lime blood which would give him a human-like lifespan
>>156143775why are you backing out? called me pussy but you are being one whats up with that
>>156143794im not backing out just calling out how edgy you are over fucking erifef lolthen we wonder why drawfags fucking leave, its because of tards like you
>>156143674Must draw ericuck being mogged by chadros....that is my will...
>>156143690The whole system and how aimless or is pisses me off. There's no point, no real pointed commentary. It just exists unchallenged which basically ends up as an endorsement of the system. Notice how all of the relevant trolls other than Karkat are highbloods. Aranea, Vriska, and Meenah. All of them privileged and even biggoted, all of them rewarded (except Aranea I guess)
>>156143825we shall do the inverse my friend, for we all have different tastesand thats ok
>>156143799>tells me that i dont have will power to self insert and draw what i want>i prove anon wrong>is now scared and calling me "edgy" ? i cant "draw what i want" now anon? whats wrong?
>>156143836It is ok, because we are brothers... bound by dick....Or well....metaphorical dick...and I guess also metaphorically brothers in my case.
>>156143848>i prove anon wrongyou didnt show anything and even you did idgaf nigga im just saying you're throwing a hissy fit because of erifef and you still are but by all meanskeeps saying you won its amusing
>>156143864brothers in arms... or dicks
>>156143811why are space players like this?
>>156143871you put this situation upon yourself. if you really did not care you would not have replied in the first place
>>156143888A breath players could do the same thing except they blow into their thumb like gear 3 Luffy.
>>156143901they arent made of rubber anon.
what are you people even arguing about
>>156143890>sees anon seething>responds>"why did you respond?? actually your fault yk??"no responding allowed
>>156143908I feel if you can transmogrify into air then you can make your body stretchy. Doesn't seem that out there
>>156143888this is light players as well
>>156143924you responded again
>>156143946i can do this all day
Are we getting a Hiveswap act III before GTA6?
>>156143980no anon half life 3 has a better chance of coming out before hiveswap is done
>>156143980They didn't give us any date more specific than "Q4 2026" so we really don't knowI'd bet on no though
>>156142791>poor>abused >tries to act cool>lead around by crush >but actually gets lucky >and finds out abuser actually does care for himbut on the other hand Denji wouldn't want to be gay so...
>>156143655I’m impressed. However good you get I will match your skill. Mark my words.
>>156144086we should draw together. soon. my anonymous frien. it will be our personal christmas gift.
>>156143437no response, how grim
>>156144103It was halloween just yesterday but ok. I’ll get back to you when the time comes
>>156144103The annual thawing of the Christmas horror has begunInvest in hearing protection and lock your doors and windows
>>156143437It looks like the background symbol is similar to some homestuck sburb patterns. You could lookup guides on that sort of thing to figure it out
>>156144153nah let the burgarls and killers enter. we shall make a party together and drink faygo and shi
>>156143437If you're in CSP, https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1691824
>>156143848>i prove anon wrongNo you didntPyw you lousy hack
>>156144300why she so angy.
>>156144441No John to have sex with.
kill all trolls
>>156144701would Trolls be called Ragebaiters if HS released around the 2020s?
>>156144717Probably just the graysyorp
>>156144722>trolls are gray because they're aliens and aliens are stereotypically grayHow retarded am I for only realizing it now?
>>156144758more retarded than me because id never realize it
>>156144701nuh uh.>>156144758ya aint retarded, and for me personally aliens are green so i never noticed it until you pointed it out.
>>156144758Imagine your surprise when we also used to call them bug-eyed martians (BEMs), and they're not only bugs but use the martian year as their unit of time
>>156144717No, they would be called cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers, also known as chuds
>>156144701if any of the beta kids told john to do it then he would probably do it
>>156144441They took away her irradiated steak, they said it was too dangerous for the pubic
>>156144441Because people won't stop drawing her with slanted eyes
I think Kanaya's nipples should glow when she's hornyIt's like the boss fight in the video game with a big glowing weak point
asian john and jade make me have yellow ferver.wait who said that.
Korean Vriska
>>156144855i cant believe people would get horny over it. kek.
>>156144876What is the troll word for horny?
>>156144898uhhh. bulgy? erect? hard on??? no idea.heheh i like to think they will use animal related terms like estrus/rut for it.
>>156144855Do you then you pounce on her and suck on them to lower her HP until she pushes you away and goes back to using regular attack patterns?
>>156144898They don't have any because all trolls as a species are already horny(literally)
gamzee squishing his horns
Horny/horned in most Yuro languages other than English means you're a cuck and I think this says a lot about troll society.
lmaaao here is brasil too horned means cuck.
finally normal
>>156144898Concupiscent literally means hornyand now you're realizing all those romantic discussions were remarkably less wholesome than you thought
give you plushie what it deserves
>>156144257>>156143871there you go heres my shit. its not outstanding but it really represents what i feel like (ripping out eridan's heart with a trident)
>>156145138well hey at least you triedlooks like you were shaking while making it but hey its something
>>156144804If Doc Scratch told Rose that Vriska was responsible for Bec Noir then in the universe where Vriska lives I can see Rose immediately killing Vriska herself upon landing on the meteor after Sollux and Aradia slingshot it into lightspeed and their course to the new session is guaranteed, which leads to her killing an enraged Terezi out of self defense, then an enraged Karkat, and then finally an enraged Kanaya and Gamzee who both get their heads sliced off of in one swift motion by Dave. Dave is fucking horrified and starts freaking out once it's over until Rose goes on a monologue for him about how the trolls were pretty much responsible about literally everything that went wrong in their session, and then some extra bullshit like how the trolls secretly planned on killing them both or something thanks to the totally not fake Seer of Light info she only just attained after becoming god tier, just so he gets over them quicker. Meanwhile WV runs to hide somewhere in the meteor all emotional and scared, while Gamzee kinda just doesn't die. It takes about 3 months for Dave to really get over about what happened though. WV sorta warms up to him eventually, but never to Rose, who's drowning in alcohol trying to forget. Aradia visits the meteor for the first time again in the dream bubbles and realizes what happened, but her sadness quickly changes to celebration since now the rest of her friends can enjoy being dead.
>>156145166mhm true. now its your turn, pyw
>>156145194im not the erifag i just found your winning funny
hmm artist fighting each other though art hmm this is acceptable fight and fight until one of you drop dead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAI NEED A FUCHSIA BLOODED MATESPRITNOW
>>156145138whats that thing on his face? it looks like a squid is face fucking him and he doesnt care
>>156145263You'll have to settle for magenta
>>156145224nonono anon you asked me first so now YOU now post art.
>>156145266i think it's his heart being stabbed out of him from underneath(?)
I looked at my Space players and started crying
>>156145299oh yeah that makes sense, but he still looks like he doesnt care
>>156145266heart.>>156145299its feferi's spear piercing from behind
>>156145251>and fight until one of you drop deadTo hell with that. They should hatefuck, a solid kismesissitude is always good
If I wasn't sick right now I'd draw hyper boobs
>>156145318when are we going get indiana jones aradia
davequest = losercore playlist
>>156145318thats not the right players...
>>156145277sure here's my latest, not the best but hey its somethingim just stuck in the cube and prespective practice mines
>>156145351the fuck is losercore
>>156145337no this is better hate fucking is so boring you know how many hate orgies we had too many
>>156145362lvl 3 irony
>>156145360okay thats cool
>>156145355no i looked at my space players and started crying because they fucking suck poop compared to the time ones. no offense to any space lover
>>156145362music with sad tones, lirics, sounds.
>>156145138Eridan's Top Drawfag here, atleast you actually pulled up with some art so good on ya buddy.Anyways Imma post my favourite comm involving Eri-Fef, while I work on some other shit.https://files.catbox.moe/aif7fn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/e8jmtu.pngI am happy to see that a good handful of ya fucked with my Eri-Fef and Eri-Ara piece though!
>>156145111when where you abnormal :3 ?
>>156145391you can tell its a comm because nobody would draw this dogshit ship without getting paid kek
>>156145401the theme was ass i do not like Halloween
>>156145411oooh you where refering to 4chin theme. idk man. i liked it.
>>156145407KEEEK half of the erifef drawings on rule 34 are comms or eridan bottoming as well lmao
>>156145351>karkat i think im destined to die>DAMN...>just put on the losercore playlist
>>156145424i am glad its over that is all the anon hope you all had a lovely day/night for hallowed
>>156145442hallowed so hard i turned into a spooky scary skeleton.
More people should talk about the alphas being alice in wonderland characters.The kid who's a stand-in for the queen being gay was kinda funny of hussie ngl.
I like Erifef
Erifef is top tier onee shota baitJust like KarNaya.
Name one (1) good Feferi ship
>>156145407Well that's just like your opinion man.
>>156145469Aradia final answer
>>156145461Who is Leaf then? Caliborn?
>>156145469idk man. she feels like a lowblood chaser so tavros or aradia.
>>156145479relationship with the guy who killed you because you rejected him. do you deadass fucking hear yourself?
>>156145372why thank you
>>156145481They're almost the same exact character. Horseshoe hemospecrum theory is real
>>156145505can a nigga defend himself??? FEFERI was gonna rip him to shreds just for roughing up sollux a bit like cmon
>>156145505Yes I do.
>>156145518>>156145523doing ANYTHING for straight relationship at this point
>>156145505>"your ship is SS mine is SO MUCH BETTER!!11!!"can you come up with something better im begging
>>156145469fef <3< condy where condy rapes her to assert dominance
>>156145469hmm if i had to pick a human probably john
>>156145539Does it really count as a ship if you're basically banging your alt universe self
>>156145537i quite literally didnt say that
>>156145505i dont think i care anon, it makes me hard so it goes into the ships i like list
aradia fag vs half the thread in erifef war
>>156145505this is a good reason to ship them imo
The sad truth is that I would be a massive Erifef fan if Eridan was slightly more relatable. I really dodged the bullet by being more into Star Wars than Harry Potter.
>>156145567nah anon im not even them, anons just be shipping bullshit
>>156145567Would the finno-korean hyperwar happen on alternia
>>156145462Feferi would never honestly tell Eridan to not die
>>156145550yesbut actually she'd be banging meenah's alt self
>>156145505you do realize a lot of people just love abusive ships right (woah these two character hate each other and harmed each other hmm yummy)
>>156145469Feferi x Me.
Dirk x Feferi
>>156145606nah the shit blood took him
>>156145586>anons just be shipping bullshitare you just finding out about rarepairs etc?are you bewildered that anons have fun shipping whatever they want?
My opinion is that Eridan is small cute and kind of a chuddy cuck. But he should also be fucked by ever female character in the series. Because he's cute in a pathetic way Also. He has like ..insane amounts of aura. Actually just aura god.
feferi is boring as fuck while eridan offers her the prime opportunity to not be boring, it's a good ship
>>156145600i dont like straight ship with abuse cause that happens in real life too much
>>156145591has not read the comic award
erifef is like karezi to me. perfect cute friends to lovers hetslop i love. but sadly never concived to this world. ALSO same to erikat.
>>156145628chuddy cucks shouldnt get any bitches anon
>>156145628you didn't even post his best panel what the fuck dude
>>156145638Acting like she didnt use him like a cheap hitman and dropped him the moment she didnt need someone to feed her big ass Lusus anymore because she was fed up with his bullshit
>>156145622eridan is just terrible to women in general so i dont like straight pairs with him
Anonymous and Eridan in a wrestling match for Feferi's hand at marriage Who wins?Would the result change if both contestants were naked?
watching IT 1990 for the first time.I see Harry Anderson's name and I laugh in reflex.I'm about to have a good time.
>>156145628>wants to genocide all land dwellersno! hes just a little cute bean...
>>156145652She didn't, he genuinely enjoyed killing all the surface dwellersFef just profited from the aftermath and did not try to stop him
see because homestuck is a puzzle box made by a con artist any ship can work but there is a single correct answer hidden somewhere in the lost tower of babel (we are slowly finding it just give mediatok another year)
>>156145469>Fefkar Princess x her valiant knight + royal at the top of x mutant pariah at the bottom. Very aesthetic color scheme too>JohnfefHeir x Heiress, great endgame for fulfilling Feferi's destiny as the one meant to UNITE THE TWO RACES by getting a quality human husband to make an emperor. Also it's technically step-incest.>Solfef Just make it <> as god intended and it's good
>>156145660i kinda dont care anon, everyone has their own tastes and just because YOU dont like it doesnt mean the whole thread has to hate it too
>>156145505A lot of my ships consist of people that tried to kill each other. I like the drama.
i doubt eridan means 90% of the shit he says since he is friends with karkat and is probally his closets friend besides fef.let my retarded chud alone. he sucks but he just needs a friend by his side.
>>156145694>everyone has their own tastes and just because YOU dont like it doesnt mean the whole thread has to hate it toocant apply that same logic to davekat.
>>156145692see your reasoning for johnfef is funny but i agree you with
>>156145706seconded, erikat was very good and cute imoi think karkat was the only one who treated eridan like an actual person
>>156145695hot hot hot based based.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOT MY SILLY 4chan BOY
>>156145694and why cant I voice my opinions? i dont have to agree to everything you say
>>156145712nobody likes davekat here
>>156145727but enough about Colsla
>>156145706>my racist genocidal little chud is misuderstood and actually a cutie
>>156145751More Colsla
>>156145734opinions doent equal: "how can you ship this??? your taste is horrible!!!1!1"you're just flinging shit for no reason
>>156145692>>Johnfef>Heir x Heiress, great endgame for fulfilling Feferi's destiny as the one meant to UNITE THE TWO RACES by getting a quality human husband to make an emperor. Also it's technically step-incest.Based, I like when the male character is treated as a trophy husband for a higher status woman
Eridan could've killed Bec Noir if his friends were smart enough to know and tell him that his science bullshit aka Hope power can overpower the Green Sun stuff. Aradia couldn't have done it because Eridan gets his wand after she blows up, so it's nothing is Eridan's fault, is everyone else's fault on the meteor for being too fucking stupid and dumb for always relying on Aradia for knowledge. He could've saved everyone if he knew he could.
Andrew Hussie took Katnep away from me.Rape Andrew Hussie forever.
>>156145761you are right i should draw some smut with that oily stinky skin mf.
>>156145741i mean the reverse. if i would per say like it people would dogpile on me>>156145764nobody complains at shitflinging at davekat for some reason
>>156145712davekat is universally bad
*wakes up*What about Grimdorks.............?*falls back into a coma*
>>156145775holy fuck i went through a stroke. *so nothing is Eridan's fault, it's everyone else's blah blah blah
>>156145785He's destined for SkyeShe might not know it yet but he's the best thing that will ever happen to her
>>156145760yes?
>>156145724with answers like yours we will find a solution to this puzzle box
>>156145791>nobody complains at shitflinging at davekat for some reasonBecause we got Davekat and its proveably bad, the trolls that got shafted and never appeared again dont have the burden of being actually written, they just have the potential of good writing
>>156145791>nobody complains at shitflinging at davekat for some reasonbecause nobody.likes.davekat.here.
>>156145797on my list.
>>156145764when did i shitfling? i said my reasonings already
>>156145681>>156145760To be fair his genocide plans are so shit even feferi directly called him out it being too on the noseNot saying he does not have murderous streak or anything but that part doesn't really support it
>>156145791so you're also a davekat shipper. that explains a lot
I think my favorite actual Eridan ship is EriKar or eriroxy. Eri Roxy sounds really fun.
>>156145802two oily stinky chudies? omg the room will reek for a whole week.
>>156145841based? based.
>>156145802>Colsla ends up in blackrom with half the castwhat a slut
>>156145791you ship davekat?
>>156145817>>156145832>>156145821proving my point even further that theres a double standard that you can shitling about davekat all day and nobody complains but you dare say ANYTHING about some other ship then its over.especially if you like it you get dogpiled and nobody tries to even help you
It's INSANE who no one gives a fuck about Erivris
>>156145870no. its something i have seen before happening
>>156145889i was gonna mention but like i was afraid people would call it coal.
>>156145871the difference here is that everyone except you hates davekat
>>156145889And tavrosI think Eridan would actually kill himself
>>156145907again proving the point>no ship hate guyz>davekat hate>*doesnt care*
>>156145865how can he have so many bitches? greedy.
>>156145871>ESL>davekat shipper>shitflingeryou wanted to hit the bingo today huh
>>156145889Seems like a typical black fling desu. Nothing much to say and Vriska doesn't even really seem to care.
>>156145926give an actual argument that isnt "keyboard typos=esl"
>>156145692>>156145769I can do you even better: combine Johnfef with Janequius as the other pairing for crusader kings-style dynastymaxxing >two lifebound daughters of the Condie and heiresses to her political and baking empires>two hubbies of Heir class>Feferi runs the government>her step-sister Jane runs the economyLiterally built to rule Earth C
Nudestuck NEEDS a cumback
>>156145899its ok? i dont hate it, i like that its vriska forcing mindfangs relationships to happen again but as everything elseit was wasted
>>156145920who said no ship hate? we love hating ships here
>>156145889This was a pure romance of convenience to feed the lusii, of course nobody gives a shit if even vriska did not.
>>156145946give an actual argument that isnt "your ship = bad, my ship = good"or yk try not to respond with the same thing over and over...or better yet, leave becasue no one here is agreeing with you
>>156145947>Spymaster pop up that warns you Vriska is plotting to kill Vriska
>>156145971i already said why erifef is bad here>>156145660>>156145505 and i dont even like davekat its just an example. youre just angry i have a different opinion
>>156145980The spymaster? Also Vriska
>>156146000>i already said why erifef is bad here>everyone gave their reasons why they either dont care/dont mind/dont agreeanon...
colsla and his cutie pastie blond queen that he loves so much.
how about we all start drawingn johnkat forever. and only that. so that erifef anon will cope.
>>156146020and why should i listen to other people's opinions mindlessly
>>156146041i agree
>>156145778Nepeta-chan please let it go already and go fuck Dave instead.
I will draw Feferi selfshipping
>>156146044why should we listen to yours mindlessly?
>>156145871there's a line between official davekat and fanfic idealistic versions of davekat that kinda just stops existing because of the post-retcon craze, so now every and all notions of davekat should be met with disgust, because it was forced to be official, and it fucking donkey balls in a multitude of different ways which you can blame Hussie and co. for that. Like I don't personally hate the innocent idea of wanting Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas to kiss right, but the ship itself has become a symbol of catering towards fans who put shipping above literally everything else when it comes to an official respected work, and that everything should bend towards the ship's existence no matter how badly its handled, something that's no different to an AO3 submission.
Erisol is worse than erifef imhoAt least feferi dated eridan for a while, it's always something
>>156146064i say the same
>>156146086based opinion holy shit
hey erifef anon just so i can see your opinion loud and clear, make up an opinion on johnkat.
>>156146074but anons just keeping using that as a excuse to say>i dont like it because its gay go die
>>156146086Feferi didnt date Eridan, she was a moirailFefsol is also shit mind you, Feferi is just Sollux's rebound after Aradia is out of the picture
>>156146118johnkat is gay and its a better davekat.
>>156146118what? anon do not hate davekat because it's gay
>>156146128>Feferi didnt date Eridan, she was a moirailMoirallegience is a form of romance so it absolutely counts as dating, just in a different quadrant.
>>156146074>and that everything should bend towards the ship's existence no matter how badly its handled, something that's no different to an AO3 submissionyou know theres characters other than karkat and dave right? tons and tons of characters that do their own thing
>>156146118And are these anons who hate davekat specifically for being gay in the thread with us right now?
>>156146184maybe, i dont know
My extremely specific type of autism: I can't condone any same-aspect and same-class pairings. It's just.. not normal and unnatural, you know? I can't agree with ships where the characters lead that kind of deviant lifestyle.
>>156146165Moirallegience is just glorified tardwrangling, its definitely not our concept of platonic realtionship, but its still platonic, you just keep someone in check or from engagin in self destructive tendencies (which Feferi barely did anyways)
>>156146116Back because it seems like the thread is shitting itself slightly less over complete bullshit.To answer your question though! I think Johnkat is funny, I rarely if ever think about it, but I can see why someone would fw it heavy.
>>156146177And yet the last update had dirk and jake spending their entire screen time talking about davekat
>>156146222Idk man. Daveradia is pretty based
>>156146225not really. jake wants to fuck karkat and dave is in the way. matter fact he was to kill dave specificaly.
>>156146224erifef anon is beyond based?!?
>>156146224this shipping shit is more serious than death, a mortal like you wouldn't understand.
>>156146118it's an easy way to put it when they talk to someone they don't really like and wanna continue talking to right? Not gonna be some lawyer here or anything but anyone with a developed brain knows how fucking terrible davekat is in official works, and there's gonna be some people that verbalize their disgust of it to people who merely enjoy the idea of the ship and make art and other fanwork on it, and then there's gonna be people of those people who happen to be actually homophobic, so it is what it is at this point.
>>156146245How is that not exactly what I just said? Talking about davekat? God you're so esl
>>156146223It's platonic in the sense that it is explicitly called out as not sexual in any fashionIt's not platonic in the sense that is considered and treated the same as a serious formal romantic relationship with the same commitments and expectations that humans would approach a traditional romance, and they react the same way most humans would if someone drops the relationship or engages in polygamy in the same quadrant
>>156146272DAVE AND KARKAT. not davekat. reading comprehension GOD.
>>156146285you and I both know they were talking about the relationship between dave and karkat as much as they were talking about them individually. pure autism
>>156146223It might be a non-sexual form of romance focused on tardwrandling but that doesn't make it any less of a romance. The comic explicitly designates it as a romantic quadrant and Feferi and Eridan ending their relationship is treated as and called a breakup
>>156146285the base of it all is literally davekat though. jake was written in to even care about fucking karkat so that there's some spice in the ship. you cant be serious right?
why cant i ship something because some random retard doesnt like seeing it?
It's a beautiful afternoon/eveningAnons on /hsg/ are arguing over fictional teenagers kissing.Life is good.
>>156146247I try my best Anon o7
>>156146306which to add onto that, the mere thought of jake being romantically attracted to karkat at all is just fucking ridiculous.
>>156146317keep drawing your shit man dont let one tard in the thread stop you from drawing what you like
>>156146321why would that be>>156146299well obviously because jake cant put his dick in between karkat's golden gates (cheeks) without dave interrupting. but he also talked about his dislike over dave in general.
>>156146058>:(( < NEFUR EFURR!!!!!!!!!>XOO < KILL ANDREW HUSSIE!!!!!!!
>>156146347im just sayin my opinion. that being that feferi never liked eridan to begin with, and that she wouldnt date a guy who killed her. thats all im saying since you hate thinking
Jake will never be romantically satisfied for as long as he wastes away his life on gay shit instead of locking in and trying to get into Vriska's pantsHe NEEDS that sweet BPD pussy
>>156146365im not gonna keep arguing with a shitflinging retard please TRY to give better arguments next time
>>156146366Do troll horns taste like candy corn?
>>156146365and im saying youre stoopid and gay and that Big Seadweller Cock would have fixed their relationship also me personally I think Erifef is more interesting with Feferi snowballing and domming the shit out of a terrified Eridan
Feferi breast milk taste?
>>156146349>well obviously because jake cant put his dick in between karkat's golden gates (cheeks) without dave interrupting. but he also talked about his dislike over dave in general.all of this is relationship drama and about davekat, be serious
>>156146380give me a single, single reason on why it would work without it being OOC first i swear
>>156146399trollfags really think any one of their shitty poopshit fucking race could ever kill a human
johnkat is OOC and it's still better than davekat. john isn't gay and he's still a better gay man than dave. enough said.
>>156146397raspberry
>>156146413it is kanaya's fantasy.
>>156146347Thank you Anon! And God willing more gemralds are soon to come.I will probably be working on that one Eri-Ara-Fef another Anon suggested throughout the week. If not that? Then whatever other funnies come into my mind.
>>156146413ENTER
>>156146434>sharty slangew
>>156146436this doesn't count
>>156146399*folie a deux's*
where new thread
>>156146416more like RAPEberry, OH!
>bro you gotta come fight LE with me bro it's gonna be super cool bro trust me bro we're gonna look so sick bro
>>156146402good fucking lord anon we KNOW half the ship its OOC and WE DONT CAREwe have stated this over and over and over again,, half of the ships we could make are ooc but we dont care cuz thats the fun in it why are you so thickheaded
>>156146402Cause It makes my dick hard and because I said so nigga, next question.
>>156146502this worked btw
Eridan is Josh Luna of homestuckSome quality pussy WOULD fix him
>>156146521so you admit im right and that it doesnt make sense
>>156146521ok not the same guy here but if you're shipping a character you know fully well is OOC then isn't this kinda stupid? "out of character" is the acronym.
>>156146554Most troll men are complete and utter PUSSIES, so the only way to fix them is to give them an extremely dominant woman that crushes their pelvis into dust
>>156146568not that guy but you arent really giving anything to work with here, you seem to just be fighting for the sake of fighting
>>156146570i think you're still allowed to like a ship even if its ooc
>>156146521>good fucking lord anon we KNOW half the ship its OOC and WE DONT CAREbut when someone ships davekat(ooc) its wrong. okay, i see.
>>156146642this shipping science continues to elude me
>>156146658consume more drugs and then push the characters against eatchother until any combo makes you hardrinse and repeat
>>156146657why do you keep bringiing up davekat anon
>>156146657why don't you understand that no one likes davekat here
>>156146693False, we LOVE davekat here
>>156146691because these anons are fake demons that swear theyre okay with whatever ship but in reality aren't
>>156146700>"but im dead karkat!">*fades out of existence*basic karkat angst?
>>156146719just you and this other esl anon i guess
>>156146729i think they've just being saying which ships they like and which they don and you've been raving about smth else but idk man fight your own demonsalso bake a new thread people
>>156146743Actually the ENTIRE /hsg/ loves davekat, without a single exception
>>156146780why are anons so hostile about it though
>>156146830probably because davekat is a symptom of the larger scale problems with the end of homestuck and the sequel. so defending davekat is like defending the retcon
old homestuck smut is ungoonable. why were the characters so.. normally proportioned
>>156146962>>156146962>>156146962
something is that i have noticed is that you cant criticize nobody thats on the cord without one of their leeches coming to bite your ass like this one >>156143674
