>https://youtu.be/tZ_19IlBLVI >https://youtu.be/f3O_-5-lpYI >https://youtu.be/wylcIKSboeM
>>156145526Gobbo prolly wins
>>156145526Which Death Battles make you go like this?Hard Mode: No Kratosura.
did you guys hear they made the green goblin skate thing in real life?some guy in china dropped out of school and made a working hover board with drones and he used it to gly over the largest river in chinathat's pretty awesome.when did you last see any of batman's junk be made into real functional stuff?
so we all agree naruto wins this?
>>156146501Yep.
>>156146485Pretty much all of them
Now that One Piece is in fortnite what will be our new cope?
A single Saibaman solos your favorite verse.
Luffy vs Starlord would have been better.Naruto vs Asta would have been better.Bonus: Naruto vs Luke would have been better funnier.
>>156145560Metal got:Chaos EmeraldsRivals 1+2 Copy Cat abilitiesSonic Heroes + IDW + Sonic Speed Simulator Neo Metal Sonics' best abilities and data librariesHeroes Neo needed everyone's bio data across several days to achieve his Metal Madness/Overlord formsIDW Neo needed Sonic and Shadow's bio data and the Master Emerald to achieve Master OverlordSonic Speed Simulator Neo does not invoke Metal Madness/OverlordSo there's not continuity in data between the Neo forms and IDW establishes that severe damage will corrupt the bio data, so being given the entire catalogue is far from standard equipment.
>>156146528*Space Dandy vs Starlord
So seeing as Gokubros haven't been obnoxious today I'm guessing the universe shaking feat either got downscaled or removed? Or do people just really not care about super beerus?
>>156146621I think it's okay to admit that Dragon Ball just isn't the cultural zeitgeist that it once was. The same thing has happened to a lot of the "big name" franchises as their viewers aged out like Star Wars. A lot of zoomers haven't even seen it.
Both lose to good old-fashioned penetration.
>>156146621>people just really not care about super beerusThis. We already have Battle of Gods. What made them think we wanted Battle of Gods At Home, let alone Battle of Gods At Home Special Edition?
>>156146621We haven't gotten there yet. We also already know it isn't likely to be removed because they've done only one new recording as far as we know (Yamcha's voice actor got replaced because he did some crimes or something).Today was just the transformation into Super Saiyan God.
>>156146621Why would someone freak out at seeing something that was already set in stone a decade ago? It's old news at this point
The super Saiyan God ritual should NOT have worked, fetuses DO NOT have souls
>>156146650>(Yamcha's voice actor got replaced because he did some crimes or something).She was asking for it
>>156146528Star Lord gapestomps Shitffy and Asta should have been fighting Natsu. Naruto should only have come back to rape Ichigo again
Naruto is FTLOne Piece is FTLBleach is FTLDeal with it.
Redpill me on ai hulk diaper spammer
>>156146621>Or do people just really not care about super beerus?I sincerely no-joke hear people talk about the remake here more than anywhere else on the internet.
>DOOMsday tracking to make over 3 BILLYSay IT!
>>156146705Yes they are all faster than Light Yagami but that’s not very impressive
Why do people want Gojo to fight Johnny when his clear actual thematic match is Gyro, Gojo vs Johnny is like Obi-Wan vs Naruto
>>156146723No, they are faster than normal light too.Naruto dodged Madara's laser.Luffy dodged Kizaru's lasers.Uryu moved so fast he outpaced his shadow.
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1xlai1d/haku_can_move_at_light_speed_explain_this_this/The fuckers on this subreddit seriously believe Kirin is lightspeed.
Saitamabros.........
>>156146639>zoomersYou mean gen alpha.Zoomers all watched TCW, Rebels, other filoni slop and rewatched the prequels.>big name" franchises as their viewers aged out like Star Wars.>ignorance The last Jedi killed the fans hope for the sequels. Rise of skywalker just pooped on the remains.
>GojoPathetic.
>>156146528Animeshit losing to capeshit yet again is just make more people sigh in exasperation.
>>156146694>Asta should have been fighting NatsuWe already know the outcome.
KINGvel is so POPULAR.
>>156146710Seconding
>>156146745...because it is.
>>156146621Super Beerus just cut out all the fun parts from Super like Shenron shitting himself over Beerus, Yamcha hitting Beerus on the back or Vegeta humiliating himself.
>seething GokuTARDS crying because the PRINCE is respected again
>>156146639>I think it's okay to admit that Dragon Ball just isn't the cultural zeitgeist that it once wasBold words after Goku vs Saitama bodied the rest of the season.
mystery inc gang vs springtrap where the fight ends with them trying to take the mask off and accidentally springlocking him
>>156146777Then why the fuck was Zetsu talking about faster than sound speed like that was too much for Itachi?
PROVE that light is the same speed in the real world as in fictional verses and that light moves the same speed across different fiction. Otherwise light speed scaling is inconsistent.
JOBjo?Loses to Julius.Loses to Kakashi.Loses to Desscaras.Loses to Muzan.
>>156146757Yeah we do
>>156146795Light doesn't even move at one speed in our universe.
FTL is a meme stat
>>156146753>Zoomers all watched TCW, Rebels, other filoni slop and rewatched the prequelsHe likely was not talking about any of that shit.
>>156146794>why does the evil arrogant guy underestimate his opponents I dunno
>>156146757Why did they make Deku fight someone 500x planet level? LMAO? Also, does Erza rape Zorro with this Fairy Tail scaling?
Yup, I think I'm gonna seethe about dragon ball again all thread.
>>156146794because lightning IS way faster than soundand he didn't know the specifics of Kirin since Sasuke created Kirin himself.
>>156146757I'm pretty sure the one feat where the Celestial King summons starlight from another galaxy gets faster than that, how do you even get Asta that fast
>>156146831She arguably raped him by the time the episode came out, she fought some bitch who compressed a country
>Yeah we do
I can't believe this dumb shit got a laugh out of me
It's kinda crazy that the position that fighting Haku makes pre-timeskip Naruto lightspeed would have got you endlessly mocked and was only brought up by the most braindead retards in most vs debates spaces 10-20 years ago and now Death Battle is propping it up as fact, the inmates now truly run the asylum and Lionel Suggs was merely a man before his time
>>156146741The one guy here who keeps pushing Johnny admitted he does it because he knows Gyro would lose
You can't tell me that Part 2 Butterfly Choji moves at lightspeed with a serious face, much less Genin Naruto. Death Battle, what the fuck?
>>156146854Nah, Naruto was always light speed since he was a kid.
>>156146831>>156146757Asta is not fucking 500x planet level wtf
Toonforce wins?Yeah, toonforce wins.
>I can't believe [BLATANT FACT BEING READ OFF THE SCREEN FROM MULTIPLE SOURCES]YUP I'm glad battleboarding isn't like it used to be where featcuckies went off of heckin vibes and called anything they didn't like an outlier (unless it's a brown like POOsura)
>>156146858I'm of the opinion that if you're pushing any match you shouldn't care who wins or loses, just that the stories and themes are resonant and the fight is animated well
Remember when Genin Sakura used chakra in her foot to super speed punch Ino that one time? Totally lightspeed, friends. Body Replacement Jutsu? Lightspeed.
>>156146870Part 1 kid Naruto dodges 6 paths Madara's light fang.
Uh oh! Featsissy melty! Genin Naruto is lightspeed no matter what you say!
>>156146874Luffy has the worst toonforce ever thoughbeit
>>156146878Databooks also say Tardruto and Neji share the same intelligent stat in Part 2 (3/5). Why should them seriously?
Naruto is planet level.
>>156146892So why did his opponents in part 1 used sound? Is their sound faster than light as well?
>>156146902Neji who was killed by a splinter that even Choji avoided? Yeah he's retarded
>>156146895That's why he needed The Sponge.
>>156146902Now, I'm the one who fucked up and looked like a retard. Oops. But anyone, no way is Naruto as smart as Neji.
Heard you talkin shit.
>touWHO
>Databook goes on about how Sasuke has godlike speed and everyone else is unworthy as an opponent before him>His speed is only 4.5 which fucking Kiba has
So, we just gonna ignore OP's topic? >>156145526
>taking databook stats seriouslycome on now...
>>156146881Some people like to push matchups just cause one character makes them upset and they need someone to beat them up, it's funny
>>156146950If I can't take that seriously, which should I take anything the databooks say as serious?
>>156146923REIMU-SAMA PLEASE DO NOT GAPE MY VERSE I HAVE BEEN GOOD!!
JUSTIN BIEBERTOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!4.1Billion viewsrebecca blacksura...182million...
The databook said Temari can blow away the universe.Is that true, or not?
>>156146923actually got me to flinch
>>156146982Isn't the actual translation for that "she can blow away anything" and the "Blows Away the World" was just a title
>kills Naruto>kills Luffy>kills IchigoHEIL JULIUS!HEIL THE WIZARD KING!HEIL THE CLOVER KINGDOM!
>>156147000What is a wizard king to a Sorcerer King?
>>156146982Tenten sisters, we never stood a chance...>>156146999>Blow away anythingTemari can blow away God confirmed.
>>156147000Oh, Julius~
>>156147019>universal windholy fvark
Statementcucks seem to think they have human rights
>>156147000He's just an inferior Sinbad
>>156147027>Madara survived said windGODARA!
>>156146973BABYSHARKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!17.4 BILLION views
>Naruto's first match is against hill-level Ichigo>Naruto's second match is against Luffy who MIGHT get wanked to moon level if he's luckyWhy is Naruto so scared of fighting opponents on his own level?
>>156146935Fine, okay.>>156145526Watching these 3 clips, I'm going to say:Beetlejuice Beetlejuice<American Psycho<Lighthouse
What is the stat that will decide the match?Stamina?Durability?Skill?
>Ichigo hill level meme
>>156147047What's wrong with punching down?
>>156147055The character with toonforce wins. The end.
>>156147057>meme
>>156146489We've had Goblin Gliders for years.https://youtu.be/2TTshNgo8Rg
>>156147061It's a cowardly tactic. Especially for a "man" that can summon a small army to fight for him.
>>156147081That hill is made of universes btw
>>156147081The databook said their clash could have blown the entire universe away.
Ichigo is beyond hill level. He is at the very least Meteor level since he's stronger than Shikai Kenpachi who cut a meteor that was going to destroy the seireitei.
>>156147047What opponents does he have on his level? Goku and Luke rape him way harder than he beats Luffy or Ichigo
Remember when they gave Ichigo an x10^9 multiplier and he still lost to base Naruto
>>156147047Too scared of Luke
DB bros, what is this?
Featsfag with tens of antifeats (but also feats) vs Statementsfag with no feats (but also no antifeats)
>>156147130>LukeLuke isn't even city level, what are you on?
>>156147130>Luke"A Jedi uses The Force for knowledge and defense, never to attack." - Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
>>156147126What is a meteor if not a flying hill?
>>156147156After Episode 8, no one is going to take Naruto losing to Luke seriously. Then again, I thought the same with Kakashi losing to fucking Obi-Wan.
>>156147044GODFONGLORD SHARKCHADGI
>>156147162S-Statements don't count...
>>156147162Temari RAPES and GAPES DB verse with her universal wind
>>156147166Naruto goes for the first blow
>>156146528No one wants to see star wars pull a multiversal move out of their ass from old shitty sources nobody read or watched.
>giga databook wank ALREADY>lightspeed vs explicitly stated holding back and exhausted HakuAlright DB I better see Foxy the Silver Fox Noro-Noro beam lightspeed and 3D2Y Byrndi World calc-stacking or I'm calling bullshit.
>>156147078So, neither of them?
>>156146753>The last Jedi killed the fans hopeChuds are not fans. Of Star Wars or anything else.
What the fuck is this?
Can we get an F in the chat for Luffy
>>156146798My cock loses to Desscaras.
Why did people forget that Aizen said his Hado 90 at full incantation distorts time and space, and Ichigo bitch slapped it away with his bare hand?
>databooksKneel.
>>156147236Now post Asura fighting those guys.
>married irl
>Databooks count nowSo why didn't Saitama get his infinite strength from his databook?
>>156147245>distorts time and spaceJust because he said so doesn't mean it's true. He found hill destruction super impressive.
>>156146753>The last Jedi killed the fans hope for the sequelsNo you retarded faggot that was The Force Awakens.
>>156147260That's a cookbook, not a data book
>>156147245Because it's the same vague shit bleach sissies have been relying on to be multiversal for years now. To what extent is time and space distorted? In what way? Nothing different from the mumbling some bullshit about dimensions and realms and having fans do the rest.
>>156147271I remember long ago there was this was con stream where Yuri and Tara were watching the episode where Sasuke fought Temari, and he defeated her with a paper bomb. Yuri was happy that episode was picked.
>>156147282measly databooks can't compete with cookbook scaling
Why is the One Piece author talking about light speed at this point of the story, is he stupid?
Ichigo's hand vs Might Guy with Eight's Gates Foot vs Archer's Caldabolg II.Distorting space battle!
I just don't get why Death Battle feels the need to wank Naruto THIS much. It's already commonly accepted by powerscale idiots that he's planetary or above. He doesn't need all this to beat Luffy.
>>156147299Galaxy sized planet.
>>156147319Cause fuck him that's why
I mentioned Plato once...I mentioned String Theory once...I said I transcended space, time, and dimensions once...I made a 4th wall breaking reference once and said I saw things like fiction once...
>>156147281Is that why it received universal praise and broke records?
Baki no diffs
>>156147319It's a trick, giving Part 1 Naruto light speed means that Luffy is going to be infinity morbilion times FTL
A single Saibaman beats Naruto, by the way.
>>156147351And his daddy?
>>156146528>The guy with the element gun vs the kid who is weak to the elements Gee, I wonder who wins
>>156147319One Piece scalers are exceptionally fucking annoying they deserve all of this and moreI hope the category system is just Yusuke vs Ichigo again
Ki control.Chakra control.Haki control.Reiatsu control.Nen control.Quirk control.Cursed energy control.Yellow sun control. Will power control.Gamma energy control.Spiral control.Power cosmic control.Cuck control.Spidey sense control.
MITCHY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
You ever just think how capeshit sees all of Dragon Ball the same way Dragon Ball sees 99% of the rest of Shounen
Da creature is back!!!!!
>>156147356I doubt it. Death Battle doesn't even like One Piece so it won't wank it nearly so high.
>>156147370Why did you say Cuck Control 14 times?
>>156147370True.
You know what? fuck it. Give me start of series Luffy lightspeed. Captain Kuro blitzed his own shadow on-panel the first time he used his technique and that shit's as valid as databook shenanigans>>156147319I'm hoping it's so that they can give Luffy all the sauce like above but maybe I'm coping a fair too much
>>156147367Ironically the people that constantly bitch and moan about One Piece scalers are much more obnoxious. The hardest I've seen One Piece wanked is planetary which is pretty mild by powerscaling standards.
Naruto has infinite Stamina and they keep mentioning stamina. GOOFY BROS WATER ISNT OUR WEAKNESS, ITS OUR LOW STAMINA
>>156147335Only by subhuman millennials who clapped like seals over a remake of A New Hope.
>>156147360...laundry that is
Sword vs Drilly:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XDk14V4rGLoOrb vs Duplicator:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dNVVW4HTI4o
>>156147370Pussy Control
>>156147407...the laundry being all that's left of Naruto when he gets no-diffed by acid.
>>156147389>Captain Kuro blitzed his own shadow on-panel the first time he used his techniqueOda said that shit is 25 m/sMaybe you guys should get a better wanker for an author
>>156147383Yeah but they'll want to beat the allegations by massively wanking Luffy. It'll be the One Piece apology win.
Naruto is getting wanked this much because Sasuke is getting sodomized by Uryu when he comes back on the show again.
>>156147421OH NO NO NO NO
>>156147396>The hardest I've seen One Piece wanked is planetaryNigga the most common wank for OP is to push the planet size to star level (if not higher) off a map that's drawn like shit and say that characters can obliterate the whole thing
>>156147407>>156147420this laundry shit is a lackluster attempt at slander
>>156147423>It'll be the One Piece apology win.Not a chance. They only give apology wins to series they like.
>>156147420>acid that can't even melt laundry ever harming GODrutokek
>STEVEN UNIVERSE SHOWNDEKU BROS RUN
>>156147421HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156147428And that one Narutofag that keeps saying Naruto is universal?
>>156147396In my experience it's a combination of both hyping their series up while massively downplaying other ones.
POTTAH!!!!
>>156147421>sub 25m/s lightI guess one piss is ftl afterall
I was thinking about this MU the other dayfeels pretty even to me
>>156147421Light in the One Piece universe is so slow....
What stops Steven from turning into All Might and turning Deku’s bussy inside out
>>156147452NyarukoDAMN!PetraDAMN!BowsetteDAMN!FemalesenseigettingfuckedbyherfutastudentsDAMN!
Conker vs Postal Dudewho wins?
>>156147421>went from 90 km/h to 200 km/h over 1000 chaptersIs One Piece the slowest verse of all time?
>>156147436it's not gonna be steven vsit's gonna be SPINEL vs
Ah shit Kaito got a new driver
>>156147432We'll see by the time they do the luffy video, but I still have a feeling they'll feed Naruto to Luffy for both the sake of the allegations as well as the Naruto vs Ichigo fight.
>>156147405Well, given the Tomato score and box office, that's a lot of "subhuman millennials"
I hope FFVII Revelation breaks FF power wankers... also shipperfags.
>>156147462that's the funny partnothing
Finished storyboard of what Luffy is gonna do to Naruto's planet in the upcoming death battle.
Nom nom nom.
Lord X will peel Godzilla, Solomon and Acacius' skins slowly before Zach and Melissia's soul. X takes the adformentioned kaijus, including RED, and the 2 humans into his game, fusing them into inescapable vessels for X to play with. Before turning them into an amalgamated fleshlight forever with RED'S gaping soiboi mouth the entrance hole, suffering with sentience eternally in X's realm as his personal quilly dickwarmer. KO!
>Malfoid, but HONEST
>>156147236OMNIPOTENTGUARDTOOSSSSSSSkratosura...
>>156147491Isn't Sonic.EXE's creator a sexpest
Falmoid...
>>156147491Lame. We like Nazo who is much sexier.
>>156147494Unless Harry is a girl, this doesn't work. And vice versa. You can only genderbend one of the characters.
>>156147236at least now we have proof that kratos can break thru walls!!....that is if someone throws him at them very hard...
>>156147277>he found casually swinging his sword and instantly vaporizing a hill impressivepost anyone in Naruto vaporizing a hill with a casual sword swing
>>156147488What a MONSTER. RESPECTFVLruto will have to TEACH him!
threads become theme agnostic /vs/ general and the quality goes. /Vs/ general and board is inevitable.
