GoW: Ragnarok's anniversary is coming soon so let's check out a story where Kratos has a few battles to the death with some large beasts.
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>>156155989That monkey was TEACHING him.
>>156155989Is that where the monkey duo from the 2D God of War is inspired from?
End of issue 1. We'll check back in on Kratos after a commercial break.
I can't wait for Mufasa to appear in the clouds and tell Kratos to be a better man.
>>156156108This came out after that game
Storytimesura...
Spider-Man casualty
>>156156658Spider-Man owns Japan btw
Biter-Man!Biter-Man!Biting ankles anytime he can!Is he a cuck?Yes he is!His wife is filled with another man's jizz! Look out!Here comes the Biter-Man!
You never learn do you? Infesting our board with THREE threads at once... so cocky.
I can’t wait to see HIPPOtos and BEARtos!
>putting effort into a dump when you know anything involving kratos is dead on arrival
If you're here, go to the joker one
Maybe so but the show must go on
I remember reading this, it the worst out of the three GOW comic minis and one of them was just Kratos killing furfags and transformed into bears
Kratos is back
>>156155768Filler This comic like the vast majority of licensed vidya tie-ins is filler
I don't get why the Norse games loved the Blades of Chaos when they were discarded after the first game when Ares removed them from Kratos and afterwards he started using different blades
We have an AIIIEEE!
>>156157552our hero
>>156155785As you wish, Oracle.
So much talking before the action
>>156155785I am
>>156157444Genuinely I think they just forgot that Kratos had the Blades of the Exile at that point, but even that’s laughable to say since he only had the Blades of Chaos in like 2 maybe 3 games, I didn’t play Ascension.
He's getting angry
And that's 2. This may just be an actual storytime at this point so it shall return.
>>156157718he had them for the two pre-GOW1 prequel games
>>156157629yeah that's the main issue with this comic, it's all just talking and repeating the same shit about fate and destiny over and over again instead of actually telling a good or entertaining story
>>156157760How strong is this crocodile to be taking on Kratos?
>>156158078Flesh is still flesh
>>156156166Back to /v/ with you
>>156157825Yeah so Ascension and Chains
>>156158078Omniversal lowballed
>>156158078That crocodile has eaten Universes.
Why does Death Battle have such a grip on people
Finally.
CROCtos.
He's going for a kiss
HE ROARS
He appears
>>156159609ENTER!
If Kratos wasn't being such a diva this comic would be over in one issue.
IT'S TIMEFEEL THE POWER OF 9 MILLION UNIVERSES LOWBALLED
oh
Mountain 1Kratos 0
>>156155881Geez, like trying to get rid of Bugs Bunny.
End of 3
>>156159674Literally my mom's hippo
I don't deserve a feat.
Alright, time for revenge
He's doing a talk session again
:(
A ROAR for Round 2
SLURPTOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>156160168F-F-FVAAAARK IS THAT A MULTIVERSAL HIPPO?
ROARTOS!
>>156160177>>156160168That hippo? ERADICATES the entire dragon ball cosmology at BOUNDLESS speeds
A monster no longer...
Kratos is tired now
So does the Hippo scale him above or below Goku's elephant
>>156160241Goku gets injured by rocks, meanwhile KINGtos uses his 2nd layer information manipulation to negate all damage so the hippo nodiffs.
>>156160228WHINY MELODRAMATIC LITTLE EMO BITCHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Will Kratos ever escape his torment? I guess we'll never know. The end.
>>156159609>>156159716>>156159733HIPPOTOOOOOOOOOS!
>>156160283well you could Storytime the other Norse comic before this next time as a pallet cleanser for this even if nothing happens in that one too
Not only does Kratos talk too much, a lot of what he is saying doesn't sound like him either.Venn diagram I guess
>>156160696Most of his dialogue in the games comes down "I'm depressed", "fuck you leave me alone", and inarticulate screaming. Same here really.
Made me clittyleak that this killed one of my little girl pictures threads
>>156161070Favorite verse?
>>156161070Stfu, subhuman fag
>>156161070Preach, sis!
>>156161634Cry about it
>>156161070Hal Jordan...
>please care about FAGrio...
>>156157366I find this page interesting because that was the take away I got from God of War 3's ending years ago, and now I'm seeing it plastered on a page rather unsubtle like.I wonder if it was a natural conclusion by the writer of this comic, or they were fed an official script for Santa Monica.
KINGtos
should of lost
>>156157444I always thought the blades of chaos and the blades of exile were the same blade, just enchanted with different magics from Ares and Athenalike how ascension has the blades enchanted by multiple gods
>>156155768>GoW: Ragnarok's anniversary is coming soonSweetbaby.inc fucked up another franchise beyond salvation.
>>156162297>should of
>>156162338Yes, Kratos should of lost the Death Battle. He is a sub-rock loser bitch. Death Battle just has a hate bonre for Asura's Wrath.
>>156162346I don't care about Death Battle
Kratos... Saved us? After everything we said about him he still chose to protect us...
BOVNDLESS
Lmaooooooo
TRANSCUTIES. NOW.
We were going to end up here eventually.
Why does it look like a nuke was dropped
>>156163162Fuck... That sky is a multiversal sized construct?!
WE'RE BACK AT THE FUCKING SOCCER GAME WITH KAITO
Matchups for this feel?
I feel like this should be considered cheating. This shot goes hard tho
We were raped. AGAIN
>>156163162BEAST.
What is this shit, Mario Strikers? Blue Lock? Soccer is not THAT fucking serious
Fucking knew it
>>156163249More like Shaolin Soccer and it's fun
>>156162297>>156162346>falseflagging again Pathetic.
>>156163283I can't believe I'm saying this but the drag dude Oren is becoming one of my favorite characters in this show
>>156163302How is it falseflagging?
>>156163157TardkuRAT. If you were in the sacred halls we'd kill you for requesting such things. Its a good think we outlawed your kind
Yeah that makes sense
>>156163315>consistent ESL spam while using the same filenames>constantly picking fights with anyone, even fucking Santa Claus>all other usages of the same filenames before a certain day don’t do thatPretty noticeable, especially when you know who is doing it.
>>156163329This sounds like something that would happen in an actual super powered sports anime
TophtosGaarasura
https://postimg.cc/gallery/ghGxQv5
>>156163392How is a verse weaker than ATLA supposed to beat one piece?
>>156163365>>consistent ESL spam while using the same filenamesThe minor spelling mistake?>constantly picking fights with anyone, even fucking Santa ClausThere is no post in this thread mentioning Santa>all other usages of the same filenames before a certain day don’t do thatYou're schizophrenic.
>>156162308Shut up, fag
>>156163389It really feels like Heisei KR has a sense of self-awareness and knows it can be ridiculous at times and isn't ashamed of it. I respect that.
>>156163402>The minor spelling mistake?See pic.>There is no post in this thread mentioning SantaFalseflag-kun did this in past threads.>You're schizophrenic…by calling out an obvious falseflagger? Sure buddy.
>>156163459>showing his own posts Again, schizo.>past threadsSo you're just referencing your own posts. Why are you bringing them up?
>>156163392Toph winning wasn't wronghttps://youtu.be/TnwUD56L1hg?si=dxaXvx7IxJLPkaVg&t=125
One Piece? Not lightspeed except for Kizaru
>467Oh, it’s you again. Kill yourself, Springbitch.
How the fuck do you drink with all that shit on
>>156163491>springbitchWho?
>>156163519Very very carefully
>>156163483Sanji literally caught up to a beam of light fire by kizaru and kicked it away.
This is so so fucking stupid KEK
>>156163531>reaction speedCan I see Sanji moving at MFTL+ speeds?
>playing dumbNo more (You)’s from me, retardbro.
>>156163323Jesus christ they're fucking huge in the anime, this is insane. They were not that big in the manga.
>he's obsessing over an imaginary person (himself)
>>156163471Gaara scales to the aliens though because of Boruto>inb4 retconned
Cope in 3, 2, 1…
Sonic won.
This is the type of shit you see happening in the streets after the World Cup
Kratos? Thoth's bitch.
>p-please don't bring up how easy it is to samefag! I'll just say it's cope! >mentions his imaginary boogeyman AGAIN Interesting.
Three schizos, arms and legs bound, in the same room, facing away from each other, screaming into the void.
>>156163531Sanji explicitly is the exception and surprised even kizaru when he deflected the light beam
>>156163426ironic thing to say, troon
Oh my god THEY'RE STILL KILLING EACH OTHER
>CSM is no longer FTL on VSBWChainsoy bros...
Can I see Luffy moving FTM
Reminder that instead of picking a fight and falseflagging as Junko who’d he realistically have more a reason to have beef with, Springbitch has been anklebiting Asura for months on end lol. Literally reaching Skrullnic-tier of pitiful.
please think the non-existent Springtrapfag is out to get me...
>>156163628Bitter jjkfags...
I… I CAN’T DESTROY A METAL DOOR OR GO THROUGH CLOSED VENTS OKAY!?!? THAT’S WHY I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR MONTHS!
>Alright Saitama, show me what you've got>W...Wait...and I going to l-l-l-lose?! FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! KAIOKEN TIMES TEN BILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156163605To be fair, who isn't Thoth's bitch? Thoth knows EVERYTHING and can change destiny, and nobody is stronger than destiny.
>>156163638Nah the most natural realistic fight is Willy vs Larry
>>156163681Why was WEAKtama too weak to counter that?
bad thread
>GOLDEN ARMSholy aura, batman. I'm gonna get a quick shower and resume where I left off.
The Many Many Many Ls of Springtrap
>>156163684>Willy vs LarryFull names?
Nobody mentioned Springtrap. What happened?
>>156163703
>>156163703>Broly>ConquestPeople are just throwing random matchups out there for whatever reason. Where’s Freddy Krueger?
>>156163723
>rotting corpse that can't open doors loses against universe busters
>>156163703Dan Kuroto mentioned
>>156163731
>make up scenario in your head>reply to your own posts calling out an imaginary springtrapfag>starts spamming match up springtrap losesCongrats on making yourself mad.
>>156163744
>>156163751>starts spamming match up>grammatical errorNoticed and CAUGHT ya!
I hat everything about Asura So why do I loooove you
>>156163763>Noticed and CAUGHT ya!Caught what? You've been replying to yourself constantly.
^ uh oh, ESLbro melty!
I think >156163751 believes everybody in the thread is one person lmao. Watching him going full schizo is funny.
>>156163744why would Akuma need crossovers? He's island level without them and Springtrap is only wooden door level
>>156163704William Afton vs Larry Daley
>Springtrap is mentioned>post MUs Springtrap loses>cue schizophrenic poorly written meltdown?
please get mad at the imaginary springtrapfag...
Wed 05 Aug 2026 10:26:16
>if you post MUs Springtrap loses some schizophrenic guy will have a meltyNoted.
We all know who won this thread.
>>156163830Doshin the Giant and Ecco the Dolphin of course!
IF THEY SET THAR ANIMATRONIC FREE IT'LL BE THE END OF ALL OF UUUUUUUUSSSSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156163830Junko and Asura, it seems.
>tharCaught again
SCHIZOTOOOOOOOOOOS!multipleanonsura…
Hey, you keep pointing out my posts saying I'm the person you're obsessed with but I'm not and I just wanted to let you know that maybe your pattern identifying isn't perfect, that's all.
>>156163703But springtrap actually has a wincon against sukuna that he can't resist
>>156163932Post Springtrap destroying a metal door
>>156163937Post sukuna resist being possessed
Doesn't Sukuna have soul hax
>>156163940>post the guy that literally possessed someone and completely noselled his soul getting manipulated resisting possession? Sukuna just does the exact same thing Dr Fate did in Dr Fate vs Dr Strange
>>156163942He has soul manipulation hax but he has no resistance to getting possessed. That's all since mahito wasn't able to manipulate his soul
>>156163951He doesn't have possession resistance and he needed that person to consume him in order for it to work. Afton doesn't need to do that
Gonna go play CP. You guys better be entertaining and less schizo when I get back
>JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN POSSESS PEOPLE, MANIPULATE THE SOUL AND HAVE RESISTED YOUR SOUL TAMPERED WITH DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T POSSESS YOUR SOUL!
>springbitch is ankelbiting Sukuna now
>JUST BECAUSE THE MC DID THIS MOVE ONCE DOESNT MEAN THAT HE HAS TO DO IT AGAIN OKAY
I like that people are falling for the most obvious falseflags and provocations possible. I salute that guy he causes meltdowns every single thread ge appears. KINGtrap won
>>156163977Sukuna loses most of his matchups anyways the fact that even springtrap has a chance to win against him without composite is the sad part
>>156163988Mobody is falling for them though? They're the most obvious falseflags in these threads because springBITCH keeps trying to start shit with Asura.
>>156163975Sukuna can't manipulate the soul though? He can only protect and heal his soul. You can still be possessed without having your soul like completely removed in fnaf since that's the whole thing with glitchtrap and vanny
Oh that reminds me Asuna (with an n) also RAPES and GAPES Springtrap
>posts obvious falseflags>get made fun of relentlessly>entire thread makes fun of all of the match up your hero loses>'y-y-you fell for it'
>>156164015Asuna gets impregnated like Junko and Makima THOUGH? She's perfect for rasing green rabbits.
>This was a close matchup. Springtrap was only thousands of times weaker and slower but he could have maybe scored a win with his possession if not for Sukuna's own ability to attack souls and far superior resistance to soul manipulation.
>>156164034Possession isn't soul manipulation though?
>rasingESLtrap...
>rasingfalseflagsura...
>everyone is literally raging over Springtrap of all characters When did /dbg/ get so... weak?
>one finger of Sukuna was able to fully possess Yuji>Springtrap is trying to enter Sukuna's entire bodySo can we see Springtrap's possession resistance
cucy Arusa and Juko losz, btw
>>156164054The whole thread is mocking BITCHbrap
>>156164060>The same yuji that is canonically a cuck cage for sukuna
I'm William Afton, the Weakest...
>>one finger of Sukuna was able to fully possess [GUY SPRINGTRAP SURPASES COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ON THE CONCEPTUAL LEVEL]Why bring this up...? Sounds like Sukekunafags are getting anxious.
>>156164070...outerversal beast.>>156164064>Brap fetishWhy are you indian?
Post Sukuna resisting getting possessed.
Fucked up how Asuna just crushes and obliterates William Afton's soul inbetween her thighs
I’m pretty sure Yuji and Sukuna are above metal door level.
>>156164087Post yuji destroying a metal door then
Post your hero destroying a metal door. If you cannot, they are sub-metal door level.
>>156164060I-I-I……
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/William_Afton_(Games)As the scholars of VSBW already concluded, Springtrap is barely Wall level>well on CSAM wiki...Sorry but we don't use pedophile power scaling here
My goat...
>>156164096
>>156164111>full power charged attackwoah...
>>156164111Z warriorbros...
>>156164060It wouldn't possess springtrap since he'd more or less function like a cursed spirit than a human being so if anything he'd get powered up by eating his fingers.
AND I'LL RESIST THIS DOOR'S STEEL UNTIL I BREAK IT!
Oh right Tien, Krillin, Yamcha and Chiaotzu also RAPE and GAPE Springtrap
>>156164102This guy would murder luffy and zoro btw >>156164133>4 guys that can't even destroy a steel door
>>156164121>it took a full power punch to destroy a planet-sized being>door was powerful enough that it took 4 full power punches to be destroyedHoly FVARK… planet level metal door. That’s BEASTsura’s Wrath for you!
>>156164138yeah so above springtrap, who is ontologically and qualitatively inferior to a far smaller metal door
>>156164149But there's no doors to stop springtrap in his own game?
Please do the brownful sarr.
>Looks like Springtrap was as dead as a doornail>In the end, Springtrap lost his window of opportunity>Looks like Springtrap got shown the door>Springtrap was hoping he could say "I-ron", but he just couldn't "chari-ot"
Kingtrap winny.
Post feats.
>>156164274
>>156164315>Naruto, Goku, and Saitama in tears after they couldn't stop the Viltrumites from massacring their entire race by ramming themselves at them at full power
>>156160283Thanks for the storytime anon. This was a pretty lame comic, ngl.
>>156163426>Shut up, fagWhat if we don't want to be better men? What then HUH? WHAT IF WE WANT TO BE WORSE MEN? WHAT THEN?
>>156164315>We cannot beat the viltrumites>...in the most gay sex possible in a single day exclusively with indians and sub saharan africans competition
>>156164315traced memes are funnier than anything /dbg/ could come up with and I'm going to die on this hill
>>156164462A good trace can be really funny when applied correctly
>>156164428You sure?
>>156163623We lost him... his grace, his skills, his badassness.
>>156164473true
Why can't you be more like your Brazilian cousins, /dbg/
>>156164495That’s literally Joseph and Jonathan in Jojo as well
>>156164462Tracing is 1% of Deviantart kino
>>156164479Nothing gay about kissing your rival incidentally.
This is how you slander, /dbg/
>v survives a bullet to the headDoes the fallout guy you were matching him the other day with having any similar feats?
>the bats from Castlevania Chronicles apparently move at faster than hypersonic speedsFVARK!
>Tokufag walking in just to waste thread image limit
>>156156166enough of this meme, eyeballtank
>>156164817You're late to the party lol.
>xhe is stopping me from sharing my fetish porn imagesthe tokubrown has always been anti-/dbg/ after the realization that his slop has always been dimeless against pictures of black men shaking they booty cheeks.
>>156164823You have been, and nobody has cared or replied. Fuck you
>>156164830Saltier than the Red Sea lol
>>156164674>RIGHTSIDEOFHISTORYffy supporting wombbearer rightsFUARK! CHUDruto could never.
>>156164839Literal who whos episode will flop and will be ridiculed for eternity. You could stop being annoying and maybe a lot of the people here will forget about you
