LOSERCORE editionQOTT: Who's the biggest LOSER in Homestuck? Who never ever wins? Ever?Doomed session: >>156146962
>>156168483>qottprobally karkat. by the very end.
>>156168483
>>156168483I like how picrel looks on the catalog it's completely unavoidable
>>156168483>QOTT>
>>156168483while you could just say the pages virtually everyone is a loser besides like caliborn because he won it all
>>156168584all Dirks after he went Ultimate share the same consciousness, he won won
>>156168483>QOTT: Who's the biggest LOSER in Homestuck? Who never ever wins? Ever?nepeta>the only beta troll who had NO ONE like her romantically at any point over the course of homestuck>seen as a joke or is patronized despite being one of the most emotionally mature trolls>did nothing of importance to the plot>didn't even BEGIN to have a character arc>treated as a meme by the author>when she finally comes back it's as a fusion with dave where davepetasprite is like 65% dave
>>156168516>>156168538karkat was able to lead his team into winning his session, tame his jack, have multiple girls like him, solo clover, and also bag dave fucking strider
>>156168483lowk it doesn't get talked about enough how much of a girlfail loser damara is but it's okay because it's cute and it makes me want to scissor her all the harder
>>156168713meanwhile manged to drop the ball with understand himself/his classpect leading to caliborn winning
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>>156168681she had a loving relationship with equius, died but still lived happily in the dream bubbles, then went on to have endless happy soul sex with dave.
arguing on who got the shit stick meanwhile not trying to hang the one that threw the stick at us
>>156168584dirk the second his plan goes wrong
>>156168790no dating quadrants ever filled. (even equius managed this for a short time)DIEDheadcanon sex
>>156168681>>didn't even BEGIN to have a character arcHer collapsing relationship with Equius that culminated with their deaths IS a character arc, however simpleShe could have had proper development regarding her shipping autism and romantic troubles, but still
>>156168681>the only beta troll who had NO ONE like her romantically at any point over the course of homestuckActually Eridan tried to date her
>>156168483>Who's the biggest LOSER in Homestuck?Hussie, he ruined his magnum opus for no reason.
>>156168584Hahah get it? the joke with dirk is that HE KILLS HIMSELF!!!
>>156168886that was more equius' arc than hers desu>>156168907eridan only was willing to do it as a last resort, in his words. he didn't truly love her
>>156168878It's been mentioned a few times that the dream bubbles are a much better place to live in, and from what we've seen so far I mean that's just the truth. Like I don't wanna sound like Aradia here but there's a reason why someone as active as Meenah wanted to stay living in the bubbles. Nepeta was probably the happiest she's ever been over there, despite losing relevancy I wouldn't call her a looooooooser.
>>156168908>nabbed a hot cosplayer gf>very popular discord server>ongoing projects that his fans are still reading/playing>gets to dress up as a clown whenever he wants (his dream)
>>156168931Mostly equius, yes, but nepeta also played a role in it. Her gradually losing interest in listening to him(because he was a self-serving cunt) is what ultimately led her to get into the vents and then make that ill-fated attack. This was one of these times where equius was making a right call by telling her to stay in there.
>>156168935>It's been mentioned a few times that the dream bubbles are a much better place to live init's also shown that it gets dull after a while, and is also a place of stagnation to your personal development as a person. you are at worst nothingburger and at best cannon fodder to the alpha timeline
>>156168908this is the only true answers all of it was for a shitty point to be made near the end " so you see fascism is going win there is no hope there is nothing become a slave for fascism"
>>156168483>QOTT: Who's the biggest LOSER in Homestuck? Who never ever wins? Ever? IT's us. we are the tonights biggest loser.
>>156169117The ACTUAL corrent answer
Making games about beating up robots as one of their creators and gaining blue blood to summon insane mechanical ability and strength... So equiuspilled
Aradia whiteboard doodle
>>156168962>very popular discord serveryou just have to laugh
>>156169238qt ^_^
>>156169296a discord of 55,000 users is big yes
>>156169365imagine a semi large discord being your crowning achievement. pathetic
>>156169428AND a hot gf!
>>156168962His original goal was for Homestuck to be a warm-up to his real magnum opusHe failed his original goal
>>156169462after a failed marriage
>>156169496technically he's still not done with the homestuck franchise yet>>156169527still a good ending
>>156168483>QOTThow the fuck is it possible for all these replies and nobody has said cronus yet
Hussie's magnum opus is actually Deltarune Hussie used chucklevoodoo bullshit to manifest the fever dream into Toby Fox's mind
>>156169609>gets to sexually harass mituna freely because he's too retarded to protest>gets to be a poser for attention freely because kankri will back him up anytime someone calls him out
>>156169453ouuuugh chocolate egberd!!!>>156169609cronus died and he wasn't that much of a main character. mentioning only one of the pre-scratch trolls is kinda weird. because is a fact all of them are losers and where used by Scratch/LE and tossed aside. So really i don't think Cronus is the ONLY loser in the big scheme of things. but if you are refering to his personality alone then... yes he is a big loser.
Luffy IS his first name, you fucking mongoloid.
>>156169609>molests the tard>might or might not have lost his v-card with eridanClose enought
>>156169721so who is the biggest loser? cronus or eridan?
>>156169747depends how you measure it. cronus at least has someone to stand ten toes down behind him. but eridan is much more popular in the fandom
>>156169766if only people knew the truth and not the fag/incel version that the fandom made up
>>156169766>in real life im a fucking loser but the internet likes me so its okay
>>156169815they're both fucking losers but at least one is liked. and since this contest is about who is more a loser there you go
>>156169721>molesting disabled people>fucking kids>anon says that like its a good thingis it reallly a good thing?
Sorry I havent been shit posting/doodling on the whiteboard as of recentI decided to play gta online again to prep for gta 6 I dressed up my guy as nepeta
>>156169885oh right its this month it releases.
>>156169609eridan is an even bigger loser
holding hands with aradia.
>>156169879any hole's a goal for the amporas so to them it's a win
>>156169963The Handmaiden is RIGHT HERE and you do hand stuff with her ancestor insteadSad
>>156169879Yes? Eridussy and mitussy are pretty high quality commodities
>>156169912Last time I played online, there was some nightclub DLC. It was very overwhelming with all the new shit they have now
Pick up the phone editionRead Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=48
>>156170469Android usersPoooooooooors
>>156169885I did it all back in the day before they banned all the linux playersI ran CrockerCorp out of that giant office building downtownMy bright red submarine was always funny to see
>>156170469>https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=48I'm obssessed with this occidentalArnarchist guy, he seems deranged in all good ways. also the red text guy seems its called Bryce, interesting intro for these characters, love them already.
why was colsla trying to make US fail nnn in the pb udp8?
>>156170637it was space days update and not prisounebound.you larper.
>>156170663its the dyslexia anon..
>>156170544This made the head writer smile. We really love feedback, it’s better than money.
Beyond canon is going to cause so much lesbian foid seething once terezi and Dave become an item again and karkat cries like the little gay guy bitch he is during his 15 minute break at work
>>156170932>puts dave and terezi in my pocket since its an item
>>156170932the foids you speak of are literally the writers for beyond canon.
>>156170932>HSBC writers>putting dave and terezi againThis post is hopepilled its bright aura made me blind
>>156170932why would this make lesbians seethe
>>156170728oooh its okay fren. was just pullin your leg.
>>156168483aradia
>>156171220>godtiered and fucked off to do her own thingHow does not make her one of the biggest winners of homestuck?
>>156171276well now we need to decide who the biggest winner of homestuck is
>>156171378WV
>>156171378>immortal>unflappable>devoted cuckold wife>two children to ignore and/or molest>knotted on the regularYeah sleazebag Lalonde is living her best life
>>156171506>two children to ignore and/or molestthis. i wish people drew this, seriously.
>>156171563i have seen more art of jade fucking yiffy than rose fucking yiffy and i feel thats not rightsomeone (me) needs to draw kanaya fucking tavvy to complete the trifecta of adultery
>>156171571no. dont you see how cute that image i posted was? you should actually draw rose grabbing on yiffys leash
>>156171638counter point, i think candy rose is ugly as sin
>>156171658you think divorced milfs cant be moe?
>>156171658damn me too, thought i was the only one. i can't stand her design
>>156171710rose has and will never be moe however roxy/mom was always moe
>>156171710she can be moe as soon as she ditches that wack ass fuck ass cut. christ, look at it,
>>156171728youre being too rough on her cmon
>>156171822im hard on rose because rosebot exists and fuck i want her to use that vacuum ass mouth to suck my clit sore you dont GET IT. So yeah its kind of a fucking downgrade.
Jade should become one with the universe and be naked forever
>>156171836why is it a downgrade and why do you like rosebot?
>>156171934I like that this included her bush
I kinda want to see Cronus happy and regain Hope in magic and shit but on the other hand he is much hotter in his hopeless sleazebag greaser LARP form than if he went back to looking like a Harry Potter dweebHow do I reconcile these two?
>>156172023be a time player. rape doomed timeline cronus, then go back, fix everything, and see ascended cronus
>>156171943rosebot is pretty, has an interesting design, and would be top tier adult rose if she was just human (i perfer flesh over metal)candy rose is by contrast really boring.
>>156171728I think you're a little hard on her too but you're aboslutely right about her cliche yee-yee ass haircut
>>156172102give candy rose long hair that isnt in the bob/honeycomb hairstyle synonymous with lalondes and you instantly upgrade the design
>>156172117she looked nice on br8k though!
>>156172123ill give you a fair enough on that one, she looks pretty good there. Still, its the lowest tier lalonde look by far. i would put candy rose even below pre BC meat roxy.
>>156172135i was looking up images and just no. theres no way this is ugly. you have lost your mind!
>>156171378Skaia wins and continues to win as long as the universe persistsIn terms of personal victory though it's probably Kanaya, who did not give up on bringing back the trolls
>>156172339i sincerely, sincerely hate it, there is nothing else to say anon, forgive meeee
>>156171571the unholy and GENERATIONAL dark horse of hsbc cuckery
I think what surprises me the most is that Alan was using the worst site to view porn. Why doesn't he use Pornhub or xvideos like a normal person?
>>156172350middle life crisis ladies arent for everybody i guess
>>156172689Back in the day you truly didn't need to visit anywhere else to do anything you wanted on the internet4chan had it ALL
>>156172772hmmm i doubt 4chan had all the yaoi porn i wanted to jack to. chans is just a forum and didnt had the tags systems that help me sm to find the same genre of stuff i like. unless there is stuff you guys enjoy you only found on 4chan, wich isn't my case, it was never a issue to me. i don't miss now and didnt miss back then.
>>156172689he's not normal (that's good)
>>156172863atp i will just believe he is into girls cutting and gore shit. because why not. throw the spaghetti in the wall and such. i'm fine with lily and cody being the only normals in the earth group.
>>156172821couldn't comment on the quality of the gay stuff unless it was posted on /b/ to troll peoplePretty good odds that in the late 00s in Arizona he's still on dialup, so small clips is all you can hope for
>>156172989i find very endearing how much you know about the 4chan early 00s scene. also arrgh dial up internet is the woorse.
sprites sprites. need to make them
>>156173022Reminds me I should sprite up the doom witch
>>156173048aww anon this looks so cute!
>finding out most of the fag hs artists i was already following on twitter are now working on hsbcHuh. Neato.
>>156173099uhh there is even more now?
>>156173112Yes.
talking about fags
>>156173185aw she tripped :(
by the way i randomly stumble upon this mspfa, Raise or Fold, the intro is REALLY bone chilling and well done so i will just plug in here and read as i go.https://mspfa.com/?s=61697&p=2
>>156173239wtf not a shitty sburb comic??? f*cking unreadable filth...
alright now im done with these
>>156173239i wheezed when i saw the gaiman and jerma images back to back. also ultrakill. i'm not into ultra but i know some of you guys like it so... heh funnies.>>156173259i think its a diferent take on games that affect reality, maybe take a look in the intro because it seems like its trying something original. i loved the OST so far, got me glued on it. and i liked the interactivity buttons too.
>>156173205
>>156173239Wow this looks really fu->horns are different colorsWe can do better than this.
>>156173324the complainer, nigga its a diferent planet name even, i think they are trying to do their own take in troll biology, culture and such, wich i like very much. e__e you can't be that autistic about little details.. right anon?
>>156172989>late 2000s>dial upjust telling on yourself that you're like 18 years old max
>>156173324>Wanted orange>It gave me lemon limeThis is you right now
>>156173341It is my God given right to be autistic about minor details that don't matter and if you ever speak to me like this again I am going to gouge out your eyes and call you a no-sight chud.
>>156171934She can feel the stars themselves singing, the ripples of the solar wind tickle her bare skin.
>>156173356If I want a key lime pie from the place that only serves key lime pie and they give me apple I'm going to be upset even if the apple pie is good.
>>156173353i used dial up + modem connections until 2008 man, some places like near rural areas and suburbs where still using outdated internet connections. cuz it was cheaper;
>>156173364Eridan really said this.
>>156173381dial up was not cheaper in the late 2000s my man. you'd have to be completely back woods to be using that shit
>>156173364okay chuderian :3i'm laughing so hard now
>>156173396It could even be freehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NetZero
>>156173396here in brasil there was a dial up system that was like a chip with data modem adapter that i used until 2011 by myself, yeah it was kinda shitty and the internet data was not that good but it existed and it wasn't that expensive, still was a scam by nowadays standards, but hey. its reality, anyway we can maybe theorize alan internet is shitty modem tier and this is why he used 4chinz.
>>156173428why are you talking about brazil we're talking about the US>>156173414did you even read this wiki article before you sent this
>>156173450i was using an example!!!!! idk about usa modem phase and how long it went used, but some places it used until 2010..
>>156168483Where can I find a Vriska girlfriend?
>>156173553Your best odds are in a VTM LARP group(Those are very slim odds even if you are also a girl)
>>156168483>QOTTThe TRUE Knight of Time
>>156173586he died pretty much immediatelyIn terms of timelines though one of the dancestors probably died way before this to be the longest ultimate loser
well good night hsg
>>156173616Sweet dreams, but if you wake up on Prospit you're screwed bro
>>156173586meat john after his cinematic revival will retcon himself back to save his dave. meat john is key to everything.
>>156170932Most daverezi shippers I've seen are dykes so I don't know what you were trying to do with this
>>156173656subscribe
>>156173622prospit is fire anon. you can look sky, chill for a bit, relax. its good in there
name 3 homestuck songs or she tops you
>>156173714That's easy, I just need to pick that one Undertale song that Toby just used over and over and over again
>>156173714whatever shit toby plagiarized
>>156173656followers of the Church of Breath
>>156173714Black Hole/Green SunSkaian SkirmishI'm not naming a third song because I want Jade carnally, don't threaten me with a good time
>>156173724>that one undertale songThere's no way we have this serious of a problem with larpers here right
>>156173714at the price of oblivionmoonsetterdo you remem8er me?requitedunite synchronizationliquid negrocitypumpkin party at sea hitler's underwater apocalypserumble in da pumpkin patchsavior of the waking worldsavior of the dreaming dead
>>156173724MeGaLoVaNiA was only used once in Homestuck though.
>>156173728>>156173724thats not a song. get your ass ready
>>156173714>Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse>CARNE VALE>Hate YouGet away you desperate loser. If none of your friends liked you why would I?
>>156173812*not three songs names
>>156173822you can't just talk to jade like that....
>>156173812YESSS YESSSSS
>>156173622my ass will be obliterated.
>>156173804>requitedFuck you, now I remember Serenade and the art for it.
Hello everyone! how have you been! sorry for not really saying anything all day, its been a rest day for me :p
>>156173266omg thank you for adding my john. he's perfect. thanks for all your hard work
>>156173931sorry
I didn't vote, oh well, maybe next time
>>156174091just
>>156173995Double fuck you.
>>156174160hehehehe
>>156174091gooning to homestuck porn nonstop > voting
>>156149044Trust the process anon, this is really cute !
>>156173714Never honestly good with track names on non vocal stuff, I know them by what they appeared in, the exception being the USUAL one, Of Gods and Witches(really like this one), and like 2 from collide cause I kept re listening to the back half(Oppa toby style and Hier to Grief).
>>156174091yikes bro you just let down all those nfl players and snl cast members from 5 years ago
Shaving Terezi's pubic hair
>>156174699You're going to need a machete and a flamethrower
>>156174689I know, I am terrible To tell you the truth, I never bothered to register to vote after I became 18, I am too lazy
>>156174740Letting into doomerism and not bothering is why things are so bad anon. You gotta do your part.
>>156174868Youthful optimism is so refreshing
>>156174885I'm 27.
>>156174918A year older than me.....Why you such an Unc anon?
>>156174918>27ahh, to be young again
>>156174959I'M NOT UNC!!!
nudestuck
>>156175032Look at that freshly shaven Terezi
>>156171378Caliborn of courseDon't believe any lies that he won't succeed fully
>>156172341>skaia, a non-character>cucknaya
>>156171470actual viable contender
>>156175066We're talking Homestuck hereNot HSBC
I am owed Grimdorks
>>156175032gamzee tapped this???
>>156175205Gamzee took this to pound town AND suplex city
>>156175032karkat FUMBLED this
>>156175032she's bending her back to hide the fact that it's a gym ass. why does she feel ashamed of it. it's ok gym asses are beautiful too.
>>156175032She belongs to Dave
>>156175260gooner schizo babble
>>156175260posterior connoisseur
where is john?
>>156175704conquer her for me my Heir
>>156175032Waiter, Waiter, more GRAY women!!!
GRRR IM SO MAD GRRRRRRRRR FUCK THIS KEYBOARD AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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