Quick! The Roadrunner is coming!Use your cartoon knowledge to catch him!
Lie down and tear off the tag from your jacket or shirt or whatever if you have one and wave it as a white flag between your fingers. He’ll probably show mercy.
I'm gonna dress up like a woman and tickle his feet
>>156171592fool proof plan
>>156171592punch the ground and pray nature does the rest
I lace birdseed with horse tranquilliser and then eat some of it to trick him into thinking it's tasty
I would hire a lawyer to bamboozle him with lawyerspeakThen I'd eat him
>>156172824Kek, thats some Bugs Bunny shit.
evil thread
>>156171716*tickle his talons
>>156171977>>156172115I see the hypnosis for faggots worked
>Give him lots of birdseed dipped in grease>Roadrunner dies from heart attack