Cartman is better off without them.
Cartman if american
>>156172126The Cartman on the right is a better person.
>>156172159...He already is American you dumb fuck.
>>156172126In early South Park, Stan and Kyle were the instigating agruements and were absolutely involved in giving Cartman his image issues. Cartman was always a scheming prick, eg how he tricked Kyle into zapping Evil Cartman to his universe in season 2, yet he still went out of his way to attempt to patch things up with Kyle near the end of South Park during the American-Canadian war. Yes, Cartman would be better off away from them.
>>156172164spbp
>>156172229they would usually be the ones calling him fatass out of nowhere and he would retaliate, its true
You can't make me feel bad for Cartman lmao he fucking sucks.
>>156172126imagine self inserting as cartman
>>156172299You suck
>>156172126Cartman can literally be saved, it's his mom and enviroment that created him
>>156172126>Cartman converted to Judaism AFTER October 7 in the bad timelineYou gotta wonder what must have gone down to make him become one after his worldview became the most socially acceptable takes of all time
>>156172226tha'ts not the real american.
>>156172405Fuck off Cartman, we're not giving you any change.
Cartman becoming a Jew was a little funny but the hobo ending didn't even make sense. He should be a CEO billionaire or some sort of Hoyt Volker warlord expat, he's basically a cult leader on steroids.
>>156172500They needed to humiliate their most iconic character because he was problematic, so they can fully hand it over to Randy.
>>156172427The fact it did is probably what did it. He probably kept up the Jew hate but it got boring when everyone agrees with you. So he converted to have another go at things
>>156172434I'm not gonna stand here and listen to some 3rd worlder lecture me on what it means to be American.
>>156172126Later seasons, he's just barely worse than the other kids. If anything him becoming a good person in the future makes him better.
>>156172582Cartman isn't a contrarian. He'd love it if everyone agreed with him. Did you miss all the plots where he convinces a bunch of people to agree with him and then has a great time?
>>156172229>Stan and Kyle were the instigating agruements and were absolutely involved in giving Cartman his image issuesthat was the charm. trey and matt used their avatars to shit in what they didn't like whike cartman tried to prove them wrong or the plot circled around to tell them to "stop being autists" modern south park doesn't do that which comes off as them picking a side
>>156172592that's a nazi meme, also bosnia is not part of third world.
>>156172582I want to disagree but you're probably right. Being able to shit on Jews more openly now should have been /pol/'s dream come true, instead they pivoted to being wishy-washy faggots about Israel because they would rather be raped and killed than agree with a lib on anything.
>>156172500Yeah but Cartman should suffer just cause he's funny doesn't excuse it
>>156172126>>156172427You misunderstand.He didn’t become homeless because of the wine-swirling Yuppie friends.He was saved from being homeless because he heckin learned to have #BasicHumanEmpathy and stopped being Le Raycis to the Dindu Nuffin Jews.Being a Chud Jew-Hater will make you a Homeless Loser. Be like Kyle, bros
a person who relates to cartman is that kind of guy who always plays wario in nintendo games
>>156172685>he's just barely worse than the other kidsButters feels more like Cartman than actual Cartman does.
>>156172126The way Matt & Trey depict cartman is how jews actually do behave IRL except instead of ending up homeless they get to rule over a population of retards who fall for it literally every time
>>156172226Nu uh, he's South American right now.
>>156172500>Cartman becoming a Jew was a little funny but the hobo ending didn't even make sense.Sure it does. Its really no different from that episode where the parents would hire actors to pretend they were future junkie versions of the boys, as part of a "now don't go smoke the weed, boys" scheme. Cartman actually was visited by his future self, who was this good looking successful wealthy dude. And simply because future Cartman told him that he would turn his life around from that day and become a great person... Cartman spitefully chooses to keep being a walking food dumpster, making terrible choices, and being a terrible person. And we then see future Cartman then turn into a fat gross pathetic slob.Same shit. Cartman has all the skills to become successful, but he's so self destructive on a personal level that he'll always just be a giant fuck-up.
>>156172126The latest season with Cartman makes me think he’s actually developing into the Jewish version of himself because it’s too funny.
>>156174471>Cartman has all the skills to become successful, but he's so self destructive on a personal level that he'll always just be a giant fuck-up.Sure. But these days I am fully convinced that someone like Cartman can be pathetically self-destructive and still succeed through social manipulation.Him getting his moral comeuppance after his normal schemes is well and good but it just doesn't work when the context is stripped. Case in point, those few episodes where Cartman was in the right, but still being Cartman.
>>156172126>the asshole friend is better without his friendsSounds like bullshit to me and should be the other way around.
>>156172410Have you not seen Casa Bonita? His heel turn was also a manipulation tactic.
Cartman deserves all the bad things that happen to him if you ask me.
>>156172126Cartman's one single good trait is that he knows when he's lost, even if it pisses him offHe could make millions from making Christian Rock but give it all up because it didn't help him win a betHe could run a successful theme park and throw it away just because he wanted the rides all to himself Even in his most infamously evil episode, he actually accepts the fact that he'd been tricked out of his 20 bucks, and so lets Scott humilate him.But since Scott decided to take it further, so did he.
I find it so funny that there are people who unironically think of Cartman like this.Like, yes, it's not his fault at all, his upbringing and society are all to blame, his only sin is being a bit rude.
>>156174891Did you watch the early seasons? Cartman was a fat spoiled kid with a weird fucking mom that everyone bullied, keyword here being was. Season 6 is when he slowly turned into a sociopath, the chili episode from s5 was an outlier and the reason why it was so effective back in the day is because nobody expected that shit from Cartman of all peopleThey made that a core part of his character afterward but anybody who watched s1-4 knows Cartman used to be a completely different person
>>156172126This is when they really gave in to the propaganda machine. 2016 broke their minds, but here is where they actually chose sides.
>>156174891>imageI promise you South Park isn't that deep, fujo twitter artist.Scott Tenorman Must Die was simply a left field escalation written purely for shock value, but after having Cartman do something so heinous they couldn't put the genie back in the bottle, so that just became his character going forward.
