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>>156175556I GOT KEYS THAT JINGLE, JINGLE, JANGLE
>>156175560why should I
>>156175563AND THEY SAYOH AIN'T YOU GLAD PETES STILL SINGLE?
>>156175574>Daredevil, why are you in your costume in the middle of the day>I'm in my what?
>>156175580So Ross really died? Didn't he just come back right before this event?
>>156175580>>156175582>outlawed the use of super-powersSo what, if you can fly you can't or you'll get pulled over by a jet?Because the Supervillains and threats will stop if you outlaw the powers?This is somehow less thought out than the Registration act, at least there was a point before the Negative Zone gitmo and Thor Clones lost it.
Why is the style and quality of the artwork fluctuating wildly between pages?
>>156175615I'd say the Kelly book was kinda building up Damage Control as a more active human response to the metahumans, at least in NYC, but it barely got time to stretch its legs and have any way to tie into what's going on here.I honestly feel bad for him. Guy can't go 2 issues with Editorial announcing it's time for another event or crossover or what have you. The jump from Imperial to Death Spiral is still downright comical.
>>156175572>Go read ASM 1000That's terrible advice no one do that
>>156175627Did rhodey and carol break up or she going to cheat on him again
Oh please not a JRPG plot.
>>156175586Luke knows who Peter is though
Checcheetos is a pretty trash artist.
>>156175633>>156175646>build up the events in Russia as leading to a new world order and eventually WW3>actually the Armageddon is an actual fucking biblical armageddon (albeit not THE one) that's due to a pretty much entirely unrelated storyline in Zdarsky's Cap runJesus fuck, how much pull does this guy have? I guess I'm not familiar enough with his game, but between this and being able to cancel OMD, he seems to just be running roughshot over everyone
>>156175627>Matt sleeps with Carol>His penis curse kicks in>Carol gets killed offSounds like a win/win to me
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>156175668The Shogun is leaving Marvel anon, in his absence we have Sengoku Jidai.If our daimyo Chip-Sama is to become Shogun, military ruler of all Marvel Comics, we must first defeat the current Shogunate, the Quaseda clan, capturing and holding the capital, LA.
>>156175672I know the keys are just jangling so I'm not putting in faith in OMD getting properly reversed, but what are the chance that at some point in this run Matt gets to learn Peter's identity again? It's overdue, and besides Colton he's the only one on the team who doesn't know
>>156175716At this point in time Peter continuing to have an identity is entirely arbitrary, most of his civilian cast have been subsumed to superheroics or dead. Remove Aunt May and he literally has no reason not to become the mask.And Aunt May not being told when Peter would remember her knowing is just an act of in-universe selfishness and out of universe status-quo laziness.
This is a straight up 1/10 comic. Do people really read this kind of shit every month?
>>156175633Are we supposed to know who these people are?The old guy pulled out a bankai
>>156175627I see a pattern.
>>156175644They broke up some time before Dark Past
>>156175560>>156175631>>156175633Is there a reason she kinda looks like Mayday/ultimate MJ?
>>156175822Jingle Jangle.Chip has said repeatedly retconning OMD isn't his bag, and he is a apologist for it. I highly doubt he's a baby May alive believer.
>>156175772that's a shikai, at BEST
>>156175769They do if they put in a breadcrumb of what people actually want, which takes up a couple of panels.
>>156175633Bankai nigga.
>>156175822Jingle jangle Anon it's to make you think she's Paige parker
Odds on Paige not Parker being the new reason arbitrary reason OMD can't be undone?
>mephisto's deals get undone>every dead person just phases out of hell>yet somehow every person alive from a deal has to be manually killedstupid and I hope mae actually dies
Boy now that peter knows I can't wait for the next time colton attacks him he sees peter sold his marriage to the devil to save may and admits he could never love may that much and bow out
>>156175683Thanks, Jan.Than.
>>156175963I think you mean Cormac but lol I don't think that's what's going to happen. Ravage is bitchmade.
>>156175599But your first suit was the thing that enabled you to fly before Claremont?
>>156175572>Not calling her AUNT MayThis is annoying.
>>156176022It's odd how Aunt May has gone from so hostile and cold in the hospital to this more understanding and lamenting with nothing between.
WTF why isn't peter written like a pathetic crying man child Why is he stepping up and being proactive
>>156176204Well now she's not in the hospital and presumably for as much as her bf hates peter would tell her he is her nephew who she raised
>>156175646So... Doesn't this mean that Kamala Khan and Viv Vision are marked for death?
>>156176224And otto should be back in his clone combo body
>>156176217My point is this sort of reaction and change should be the focus if you really are trying to milk amnesia drama.Instead we fill in the blanks, because we might as well this is as predictable a plot as it gets.
>>156176278Zdarsky isn't trying to milk it. He didn't know the spider office did this until they told him
>>156176291I know, but you'd think Kelly would have told him Aunt May has been icy and suspicious in every interaction to help set the tone?
>>156176314again no they literally dont give a shitthey had the big 1k issue be his evil cousin gives his aunt amnesia
>>156176336Fair.Remember DeFalco standards? Where even the grammar of heroes was scrutinized for consistency.
Its gonna be a good day when Carol gets killed off
>>156176400i would say she isnt going to be killed off but she is going to date matt cursed dick murdock
>>156175675Aunt May dying in the middle of this stupid ass Ravage shit would be the funniest fucking thing.
>>156176412Who is the most cursed and final destination seeking character to date?Bruce? Matt? Aunt May?
>>156175969Janks.
>>156176204Its the good old "Peter in other books > Peter in his own book"
You are excited for the umpteenth OMD reversal bait.I am excited for Kamala getting killed again and Carol humiliation ritual.We are not the same.
>>156176875I doubt they will kill Kamala again, even though a deal with the goddamn devil should have more consequences for Miles than guilt and retirement that was only referenced for a run.Then again, the others basically have had consequence free deals so why not him? Only Ghost Rider gets the classic screwed by the devil routine.
>>156175586People should always take his word for it if he says the spider sense is acting. Literally never fails. But I guess he could start lying about it
>>156175666>Looks like Ultimate MJ>But with brown eyes.Sus. Also, nice trips Satan.
>>156176896It could easily be another b8 like the constuct kids of Wells with changing names.
>>156176890She also died and was revived after, so it might not apply anymore, specially since she got a new body out of it.
>>156175602Thought Pete would finally bang Carol this time but Matt it here.
>>156176907Wait, so has Kamala had three goddamn deaths? When was the third?
>>156176910Carol was the one person in all of Peters replacement throwaway love interests after MJ outside Felicia I thought could go somewhere, and it lived and died on like two pages.At least Matts with someone harder to kill than his usual romances.
>>156176903Maybe. Or Paige is the soul of the child Peter and MJ never had.>Wells with changing names.God, what a mess it was.
>>156176907That's bullshit, there would be no quirky chungus to clone from without the deal, she has to go.
>>156176927Hey, those kids mattered so much MJ is still talking about them in QIB.Just don't ask a single fact about them. Or whether she is inspired by their memory or traumatized. We don't know that either.
>>156175615>supervillains around the world when using superpowers was banned
>>156175676Fact: Murdock is actually short for Murdercock.
>>156176937Look it's Marvel Citizens.Their next step will be to put on the jackboots and give all emergency powers to a Norman/Doom equivalent, this is just a pretext to an old dance.
>>156175633>>156175822i'll be honest, i only care about the baby daughter May Parker>inb4 that was retconnedliterally false
>>156176911Nah, she was revived by the Xmen in a new body and even fought the old one. It puts her in a Grey area since Krakoa revival are closer to cloning. So this Kamala would couldn't as a new individual.
>>156176955Big 2 doesn't do babies or children because they are idiots who don't see the development and stories to be made of those as worthwhile, so May getting aged up ASAP via magic bullshit if ever introduced is an unfortunate bitter given.
>>156176965So where is Kamala's soul? Does Mephisto get it? May never died died she simply was 'saved' from death. What the fuck are his powers limits?
>>156176238I can get behind that. Just have his old bad side and the character developed side at the same time, fuck it.
>>156176952>supervillains when superheroes can't stop them without being arrested
>>156176980What if the May Parker the girl is talking about isn't the aunt, but the daughter? And Spider-man, along with us readers, don't remember (because we weren't shown)So basically Peter did two pacts with Mephisto, one to save his aunt, one to save his daughter.Or maybe "i want May Parker to live" and BAM, celestial laws saved both people named May Parker
I'll be honest, i don't particularly like Zdarsky, but it's undeniable how much material a move like this "all people from hell are free" will give editorial.Seemly from a business perspective, it's free real estate.
>>156175646>Make a deal to live an eternity>still be just a random new yorker on the streets
>>156177068Maybe the guy was born a shitty peasant hundreds of years ago. Living normally in New York is probably quite an upgrade.
>>156176992Under mugga cope the soul gets violently pulled into the kekoa clone for reasons. I suspect they were piggybacking Clone Conspiracy rules without reading the story in true marvel fashion but were too embarrassed to admit it, so they just left that unexplained forever.
The deal being revealed to him is the excuse to have him in the leadership position for this story, doubt they'll go further than that and bring up his lost baby and marriage.
>>156175564I'm surprised Zdarsky even bothered to reference Gambit having an Eye of Agamotto
>>156175615 #Marvel civilians tend be to thick-skulled fucknuts
Since when has Zdarsky-sama so much power? Close to Shogun he is.
>>156176952Like I said, thick-skullrd fucknuts '39
>>156175574When have Matt and Carol ever interacted before?i just seems a bit odd for matt
>>156175615Ewing kinda did some stuff with it in his Wasp and Avengers Inc books but even then it just was a thing that inconvenienced Janet by having to tell the police where she was rather than a full response to the problem
>>156176980>Big 2 doesn't do babies or children because they are idiots who don't see the developmentThey also don't want to imply that their cash cows might end someday.
>>156175839>>156175925>the artist being mediocre means it's hinting at somethingKys.
>>156177174Did you even read the spoiler? I doubt it's May. That's more commitment than Chip is willing to give when he hands this to ASM to fumble.
>>156175678Thor feels like the odd one out of these books
>>156175683Poor Jan relegated to a random blurb in the back material
>>156177189I read the whole issue, anon.
>>156177303I mean the posts you were replying to, nobody thinks this is May. It's at best another dumb red herring or at worst the artist fucking up as you said.
>>156175610when was mm introduced? did i miss a storytime?
>>156177613Zdarsky's Captain America but he's not revealed to be MM until the Armageddon series
>>156175622because you didn't take your meds.
>>156175613Random ass Nicholas Cage cameo
>>156175564>Gambit can make portals nowMan I am behind on comics
>>156175588Kek
>>156175584a toddler for how long now?
>>156175584>>156175586Is this a Bendis book?
>>156177110Didn't Gambit get rid of that because it was turning him into a dragon?
>>156178136maybe i've not been keeping up with uncanny
>>156177663This threw me as well. I gave up following X-Men and now Wanda is the Sorceror Supreme and Gambit has the eye of Agamotto. Where's Dr Strange? The fuck is going on?
>>156178136Yeah he doesn't have it anymore in the current issuesThat just confirms that this is set before Graymalkin is shutdown
>>156178156There are three eyes of Agamotto, Gambit has acquired the left eye since the beginning of Uncanny X-Men and recently gave it up after the curse that was apparently on it began turning him into a dragonDoom scammed Strange out of the Sorcerer Supreme role and he went to become the Sorcerer Supreme of Asgard instead, but he's still stuck in the Nine Realms and he isn't able to return since the bridge between Midgard and the Nine Realms have been shattered and everyone forgetting about the Asgardians existing means that no one is able to find himWanda became the Sorcerer Supreme following Doom's death the last issue of her solo ends with her relinquishing the title, but none of the other comics are referencing that yet
>>156175584Why does Jessica have a purple kid? Was she raped by the purple man and decided to keep the baby?
>>156178719Luke and Jessica decided to adopt one of Purple Man's bastards a few years back
>>156177068Don't these deals always have a catch?
So is this era now post Civil War 2.0? Because I'm getting a lot of the same vibes as the 2000s era stuff. They're even finally acknowledging OMD again.
I can already see what's going to happen, Spidey will make another deal with Mephisto to renew his previous deal that keeps OMD in place in exchange to remove the angels from attacking
>>156178810Yeah, they're recycling ideas from 20 years ago now.
>>156175666having the girl who looks like Ultimate MJ be "a result of a deal her parents made" and then "needing to find spider-man"!!!! is such a cunt move considering that's so obviously not May Infuriating, and you just know marvel editorial is masturbating over this
>>156178948It's just Checchetto samefacing, you're reading way too much into it.
>>156178948You’re literally making up problems in your head
>>156178843If only he’d taken Doom’s advice
>>156178248>spoilerlol d’you think they might keep her there for a while just to fuck Stephen over and please Wanda’s insane fans
>>156175556Here for Carol!
>>156176893The problem with telling people that his spider sense is going off is even Peter only understands it on an instinctual level. It mostly only tingles for things that are a direct threat to him. So it could be something big or it could just be a guy following him around.
>>156179052Eh, his Spider Sense has been written all kinds of ways It’s supposed to be a field around him and Slott had it written so it makes him seem like a tweaker were it went off for every little thing like dust bunnies and potential paper cuts to food stuff like too much sugar in something so he would get weird around everyday things Ditko era he could feel Flash getting his ass beat from several blocks away
>>156175658I like how this page has been up for 9 hours and shows the guy possibly behind the attacks and no one has commented about it
>>156175582There is never any big supervillain stuff or alien invasion when they try and outlaw superpowers.
>>156176921They made Carol a lot more killable in this storyline. Christ, I am going to lose my shit if she gets kidnapped by Bullseye or something.
>>156179245yeah yeah notRonan we've all seen it
>>156175627Is Carol wearing wearing big-ass heels with blue jeans and a hoodie?
Carol is cute. Haircuts really are 80%of all appeal.
>>156179311More like Matt's going to get cut up by Carnage-Woman
>>156178959>>156178961you are genuinely retarded if you don't see this is marvel editorial putting in a little misdirection for readers
>>156179436Misdirecting what exactly?
>>156175822because this way they can bring in mayday as a new spider person by having mephisto telaborting her to another womans womb in the past and not have to undo OMD.
>>156175599>>156175602SEXO
>>15617555635 variant covers with blind bags and retailer exclusivesAvengers #1 1:25 Ryan Stegman VariantAvengers #1 1:50 Jim Cheung VariantAvengers #1 1:100 Rose Besch VariantAvengers #1 1:200 Chip Zdarsky VariantAvengers #1 Andy Park Webstore VariantAvengers #1 Adi Granov Blind Bag VariantAvengers #1 Alan Davis Blind Bag VariantAvengers #1 Alex Maleev Blind Bag VariantAvengers #1 Blank Blind Bag VariantAvengers #1 Clayton Crain Blind Bag Foil VariantAvengers #1 David Nakayama Color Block Blue Blind Bag Wraparound VariantAvengers #1 Mark Spears Blind Bag Display Box VariantAvengers #1 Marvel Studios Avengers: Doomsday Blind Bag VariantAvengers #1 Peach Momoko Blind Bag VariantAvengers #1 Simone Bianchi Blind Bag VariantAvengers #1 Stanley 'Artgerm' Lau Blind Bag Virgin Variant>THE BIGGEST LAUNCH OF THE YEAR CONTINUES! Spider-Man must act quickly when his past once again puts Aunt May in jeopardy! Demons flood New York City, and the Avengers have to defeat them! What are Mephisto's ultimate goals? And who is this mysterious young woman with the prophetic book? Only the Adjudicator knows! Chip Zdarsky & Marco Checchetto bring you an exciting new direction for Earth's Mightiest Heroes, with twists galore!>Mephisto literally unleashed Hell on Earth, and Spider-Man's new team of Avengers is determined to make him pay! But that'll be easier said than done, as Mephisto has some shocking new allies...
>>156179472Your mom into finally thinking you weren't a failure
>>156175567>>156175572I hate to say it but this seems to suggest that Mephisto has a plan of sone kind to reclaim his throne. Could it be that doom taking over hell in his place is exactly what he wanted?
>>156179694The real prize isn't until #3 thoughbeit
>>156179716Probably, these contract reclaiming angels seems like a part of a failsafe that he activated the moment the deals were declared nullLike these guys weren't around when Blaze became King of Hell
>>156175772I suspect a demon banished to a human form
This much activity surrounding every terrible new comic is disheartening. You people don't learn.>>156175563Pretty much.
>>156175772Old guy is most likely a modern version of Purple Claw, who apparently is a golden age hero in the public domain
>>156175564Checchetto's angles suck what the fuck. Practice. You're a fucking professional. There's random fan artists making art out of boredom that could manage a better panel of Rogue Gambit and Wolverine looking at each other.
>>156175822You're fucking obsessed, schizo
>>156179854Blaze didn't nullify all the contracts
>>156177663The only comics I followed were Spider-Man comics so all of this is new to me
>>156175822Checchetto's faces for women are all variations of the same exact design
>>156180375That's what I'm saying anon>Blaze became king of hell and nullified no contracts = no angels>Doom became king of hell and nullified contracts = angelsI.e. the angels are Mephisto's failsafe in case the contracts got nullified
>>156179782Bring her back Marvel!
>>156180446She's never gone away, she's in this book even
>>156180491the stoner aunt that your parents disapprove of who lives with her best friend of twenty years who she regularly 'mentors' college girls with
>>156180607>the coolest person you knowYeah
>>156180637Kamala, pls. Come home. We love you. We can get you help. Leave that woman and her 'friend' and their nightly mentoring session for impressionable girls such as yourself.
>>156178248Latest Thor has some random angel saying that Strange has somehow fucked off back to Midgard
The angels feel so retarded and arbitrary>Be a surgeon>Save a stroke victim's life with the promise of payment>They can't pay>Universal will angels descend to rescind the guy's life because the verbal contract is now null and voidWhy wouldn't this work?
>>156175627Matt being a slut again?
>>156177140Seems to be standard in current marvel. Everyone is free to shack up with each other with no rhyme or reason
>>156175631>knowlegech
>>156179391agreed, pixie cut suits her and we need more cute short haired girls in marvel
>>156175610>>156175613>knows Colton beat the shit out of Rulk and was in the middle of a nuclear explosion>still purposely goads him into a fight (that Colton didn't want) that he has 0 chances of winningThere's a line between being brave for a good cause and being suicidally overconfident and Peter has definitely crossed it here. If Colton was as assholish as Peter described, Peter'd be a stain on the pavement.
>>156181250Spidey punches above his weight class all the timeHe's fought Juggernaut Phoenix 5 Colossus and Magik and Red HulkHe might get beaten to a pulp, but he tends to last for a while, sometimes outlasting them, or at least do some significant damage
>>156181250Eh, spider-man not holding back can survive a fight like that. Not saying he would win but he can force a stalemate and shit like webbing in his eyes totally worked.
>>156177081likely because of Hope connection with the pheonix, since ressurection doesn't work if you replace her.
>>156179694>Red Hulk, Carnage, Dark PhoenixWtf
If we don't get May cunny out of OMD being undone then it's not worth it.
>>156175627>Is a devout catholic>Biggest manwhore of Marvel
>>156175644When did she cheat?
>>156175627>Everybody wants Carol to date Spider for decades now>Nah, fuck it, give it to manwhore Matt again
>>156182074That seems consistent
>>156182476They already dated once and it went nowhere.
>>156182524When did she and Jess date?
>>156182524Exactly, they fucked that up then, and we need a redo.
>>156182464your right my mistake. She broke up for him for like a week, fucked strange, and then got back together
So it look as though Mephisto wants to collect on all his prior deals, and the Angel People want to annul them instead. It's just that Mephisto's method involves killing the people who made a deal with him directly and harvesting their hearts, potentially as a method of accumulating additional power. And the Angels instead nullify the deals before Mephisto can collect on them, and only kill the ones who try to resist. I don't think that stuff like renewing the deals Mephisto made is going to work, because that's not what Mephisto is after. Making more deals doesn't benefit him in any way, he's desperately trying to collect on all his bargains instead. Mephisto winning means he claims May and Peter's hearts and they both die, and the Angels winning also means the OMD deal is undone and May still dies. I don't see our heroes working with Mephisto to reclaim Hell on his behalf either, if only because there's nothing in what's been previewed so far that foreshadows a confrontation between the Avengers and Dr. Doom, or an uneasy alliance with Mephisto. I definitely don't think an alliance with Mephisto is ever going to fly with the audience considering his history with Spider-Man.Killing Mephisto, though, voids the conflict completely. There's no need to annul the bargains Mephisto is trying to collect on when he can't collect on them.You can’t kill Mephisto or some cosmic bs happens that’s why Doom did that deal with him in Hell instead of killing him himself
I really don't think that the marriage will be coming back. Steve Wacker is coming in as EIC and he has previously stated that he doesn't like the marriage. He also was the guy behind BND and the thrice-monthly ASM which came straight out of OMD so I can only speculate that his stance hasn't changed.
>>156182476Who's "everybody"? Because it certainly isn't Spider-Man fans
>>156182790What does Spider-Man have to do with it
>>156182825Can we Avengers #200 the both of them so that better characters can retake their mantles' then?
>>156175556I don't get why Daredevil was forced (by editorial) to join this restart
>>156182849Was he? I just assumed that either Chip wanted to write him and/or Chechetto wanted to draw him. That plus New Avengers wank
>>156182836Even if you replaced the characters involved, that won't fix the production side issues.
>>156182708They will go the half-ass route of MJ and Peter together 'passionately' but not marrying, so they can have a Wells run on demand whenever.Read their letters and opinions, and you quickly conclude these are the most unromantic people in the business. They have internalized the wife and chain where life ends thing.
>>156182958The truth is they just hate Mary Jane they rather have Peter be wiith Gwen, that's why they shit so hard on Mary Jane
>>156183037MUH GWEN and its consequences have been a disaster for the Amazing Spider-Man.
>>156183057Look buddy Mary Jane is now a very difffrent person then before OMD and she is a cheater due to Paul. So truth be told I rather Gwen be brought back and let her and Peter be with each other.
>>156182708The problem is, even if he doesn't want the marriage back, he's really got no choice in the matter. If they do "OMD is resolved but the marriage doesn't come back" that would've worked back when he was editor of ASM in the early 2010s. Not after the disaster of the Wells run and the constantly fumbled aftermaths (remember the Mary Jane as Venom run?).
>>156182849This lineup is reminding me of the times people were trying to hype up who Ronin was and some of the guesses thrown out there were Daredevil and Miracleman.
So, does anyone have any particular guesses for what might happen next with OMD in Zdarsky's new Avengers book?Does Spidey confront Mephisto about what happened? Is Mephisto cagey about the details or does he let the cat out of the bag entirely just to mock Pete? Does either scenario bring out any lost memories or does Peter have to ask his newfound best bro cousin to use his wacky soul-reading powers to bring them to the surface? Does Pete let May or MJ know what happened if he finds out.
Mephisto's deals and OMD. This will be the biggest risk they take and how they will handle it but they already shot themselves in the foot with Chip saying 'I am not the guy to do it' when it comes to undoing it. So why even use it in this book and be the one to let Peter know about him making a deal with the devil if you are not gonna resolve it? Is it to push ASM to do it? Because by the looks of the plot here, the Avengers are actually gonna fight to PREVENT the deals from being undone...so Peter will literally fight to DEFEND OMD...Surely they can see how bad that will look, right? They really cannot go 'oh deals are undone' but then act like it is business as usual and nothing will really change. Giving people a bait like that but not resolving it properly will only bring an even bigger backlash. And if they are playing with OMD already, MJ should be in this book too.
>>156183241I cannot emphasise enough how divorced the modern marvel bullpen is from what their audience wants.
>>156181377>He's fought Juggernaut Phoenix 5 Colossus and Magik and Red Hulkand ended up looking like a roadkill in every one of these, while the opponent was not even treating him seriously, and has done ZERO damage to either of them. He's a street tier guy who can maybe throw a truck on a good day, not a Hulk or Thor or Thing. He can't just trade blows with anyone in this caliber, he can only hang by dodging like his life depends on it (because more often than not it does) and by abusing the shit out of his plot armor (the unstoppable Juggernaut suddenly becomes incapable of escaping cement).I could understand him attempting to fight Infernal Hulk today, as futile as it was, because he was protecting someone and buying time for other help to arrive. Here he initiates a fight against someone who didn't even want to fight or do anything particularly disruptive at all.>>156181382Colton tears the webbing off on the next page, it didn't do anything besides inconveniencing him for a second.
>>156183301Spider-Man isn't street tier.He's on the streets because he wants to protect people directly, but powerwise he's way above guys with gadgets, assassins, expert fighters, you know, street threats.
>>156183169Nothing. Nothing important would happen in an Avengers book for starters, even ignoring every other piece of context that would guarantee you nothing will ever happen.
>>156183360He's far closer to "street tier" than he is to "can bench press a building for fun" tier
>>156181250Yes, terrible misconception of Peter here. He talk no jutsu his foes and doesn't lose his cool from countless deaths, spider-office should shut down this joint.
Carolbump
I'm convinced that Peter will not get an answer on what he gave up to save Aunt May, and there will just a poignant panel at the end with a wistful worried look. Kelly won't bother addressing it.So basically ringing the cell bars with the baton. If anything does happen, it won't be until Mid-Next Year. And Wacker is no marriage proponent.
>>156181250??? That’s Peter to a fault He’s upset and his anger is making him brash and stupid
>>156184445
>>156179288Because every time they outlaw superpowers they also hire a bunch of people with superpowers to enforce the no-superpowers rule. Some misguided heroes, some villains looking for a pardon or carte blanche to wreck people and get paid by the government to do it. Blah blah, yadda yadda. Happens every fucking time.
>>156175610I mean does anyone even remember the number of times some tragedy involving super heroes resulted in a crackdown only for another tragedy involving superheroes to remind everyone why they need superheroes? How many times are they going to rid this same penny pony? It always ends up in the same destination. You got nowhere, not fast, and nothing was really accomplished.
This is too good for Spider-Man, and knowing how marvel works, the only thing I can see is >OMD isn't destroyed, it just returns the memories of Aunt May knowing Peter is Spider-Man>The world finds out Spider-Man made a deal with the devil and hate him, he loses his good reputation>MJ cucks him again because Pete sacrifised his marriage for a dying old hag who was happy she would get to see her husband in heaven
>>156180930What? The book was on fire and you didn't expect it to go -ECH! Poor thing.
>>156185977Also Mephisto is his new roommate, were gives bad advise and eats from Peter's fridge regularly.
>>156175666>>156175672>>156175675So does this mean the OMD unborn victim is Paige? What about DeFalco's May Parker? Can ASM #418 be addressed properly this time?
>>156181250Current Spidey might be the strongest he's ever been. Space training + Ultra Spider-Sense. We know from >>156175616 that Spidey kept his space gains.
>>156186810He had actual cosmic power before
>>156185977>This is too good for Spider-ManJesus Fucking Christ
>>156186810>Current Spidey might be the strongest he's ever been.that's definitely not true, he's had Uni-Power, Hulk's power and Juggernaut's power at different points, and probably a shitload of other ridiculous one-time power-upsas for what he currently has, it clearly doesn't put him on the same standing with top powerhouses either, judging from how he couldn't do anything to either Colton or Infernal Hulk. And let's be honest, no matter the power-ups, he's going to keep struggling with his usual rogue gallery in his own books
>>156182849Matt draws dimes.
>>156175672>>156175675I won't believe it until I see it.
>>156186550No because drags like a wife, daughter, career and aspirations are responsibilities, and the last thing Spider-Man is about is responsibility. Quip and thwip!
>>156175602Carol's darts should have also been bullseyes.
>>156187347Marvel needs to enjoy the Burbank and put the IPs in the public domain bag.
>>156175580>depowered>alcoholicwe just need her to be in a coma and to get her pregnant again to bring back classic carol
>>156188125Send her to the Rabin realm to come full circle.Bravo Bullpen.
>>156175627BOOOO HAVE THAT DRINK CAROL YOU CAN HANDLE IT>>156175666there's no way this is how they're bringing back peter and mj
>>156175560What the hell's up with panel 3? Why's it so much blurrier than the rest, like it was pasted in from a preview?>>156175822Personally I think a bigger issue is why John looked like Uncle Ben, but whatever.>>156175602>>156175627This is so stupid and contrived. I hate that it's almost kind of charming.>>156175664>Let's show them you don't mess with New York.He said the line! Not THE line, but still.>>156175672>>156175675Well, time for the old rug pull again.
I think everyone would have just been fine with pretending OMD never happened, right?
>>156188184Was never going to happen, for a variety of reasons it's something that will never be over until it is undone/moved on from by the next gen. However the Spoffice had an ebb of the usual resentment when Spencer was in.Wells was basically everything wrong with post OMD ASM thrown into one run, and brought it all roaring back. Now the jailer is rattling his keys and it's not going to be good.
>>156180705That is beta ray bill
Mephisto needs to go.
>>156184897Meanwhile DC and transformers will continue dancing on marvel comics grave.
>>156188294If the Absolute Batman stories latest development isn't a fake-out and means grimdark Bruce is a better family man than Peter, and the biggest current comic in the world introduces that element and continues to ream Marvel, I will do a jig.
>>156188294We need a edit of clark dancing on top of marvel's future offices in burbank
>>156176980You don’t create children because it immediately starts creating issues. Like the kid has to age, otherwise it’s just googoogaga shit forever and nobody is interested in that. Look at Franklin, was he an interesting character as a forever child if you didn’t constantly do “oh no he’s got superpowers!” stuff? No. And eventually he had to be aged so that you don’t just repeat the same beat over ans over. And unless you do timeskip time travel bs to age them up, any development in a child means every single other character in the universe has to age too, and you can’t do that. It breaks the fictional world.
>>156188405So age the kid naturally, it hasn't stopped or been a problem for others. Time is the most fungible thing in comics. Use the baby years and toddler years for good stories, and then age them gradually for they aren't forever Maggie.
>>156187094>he couldn't do anything to either ColtonHe floored Colton and had him on his knees>or Irrelevant Hulk.Lmao next
>>156188414>So age the kid naturallyThat is impossible when nobody ages normally >it hasn't stopped or been a problem for others.It absolutely has. That’s why kid characters disappear and reappear older because they were stuck in a different universe or timeline. Or come back from the death magically older. It always requires asspulls
>>156188930>>So age the kid naturally>That is impossible when nobody ages normallyNot him but this literally hasn't stopped Normie from being a baby and slowly growing into a teen while Peter remains 25-28
>>156188948They can get away with that because he's the kid of supporting characters. He vanishes for months/years at a time. A child of a main character, forget it.
>>156188948Normie goes literal years between appearances and that lets writers do whatever they want with his age.
