Legend of Zillyhoo EditionQOTT: whats your favorite weapon in homestuck, which do you think is coolest?Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coAndroid ver:https://github.com/ltnkrieg/homestuck-collection-androidWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87648544-2498-2819MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
PROSPITCEST FOREVER
Vriska
I love John Egbert.>QOTTKanaya's Lipstick Chainsaw without a doubt.Nepeta's retractable claws are good too.
>5 hours and no Pirate token
>>156187183gta VI?
>>156186707No one is gonna beat Jake's dualiesHe always rushes B
>>156187218Fortnite booty
>>156186707>>156168483last session
>>156186707last thread >>156168483how the fuck did you forget to add that over shit like the magma
>>156186707I’m actually surprised the HS has actually been reserved in giving any lore updates regarding Cherub civilization. Especially given how much they’ve chosen to crap out beforus ancestors like we still cared. Not that cherub lore is NEEDED, but it would be nice to get an actual name for the civilization of immortal supermen. I could go for hours about it, but I’m going to just put my head canons into my msfpa, which will be see when the time comes.
Trolls are genetic freaks. Each blood caste contain spliced DNA from other races. This is why they can't reproduce normally. Rust bloods are connected to humans, hence their human teeth and real human blood color. Lime bloods are connected to cherubs. It just makes sense.
>>156187356Interesting connection, but if there was a blend, there’d be the expectation that the source species would have exhibit the traits expressed by the caste in question. Since humans don’t exhibit ghost communication or latent, psychic power, the theory breaks under any actual consideration.
>>156187370>Since humans don’t exhibit ghost communicationI do
>>156187294They don't have a civilization. At least, not in the sense we would think of it. The fact that Calliope and Caliborn even know how to speak and write at all is entirely an accident owing to how they were raised. Sure you might argue that the good half eventually learns something from the inhabitants of the sector of space they inhabit but the evil one would never get close enough. Over a long enough period of time (billions of years) you'd eventually get a very, very widely distributed population of good and smart cherubs and an equally widely distributed bunch of evil and retarded cherubs.How did they come to be, though? Do they get made in every sburb-derived universe? The trolls never met one despite being a galactic-scale empire.
>>156187429The Cherubs HAD some kind of civilization, at least long enough to create their legends of the seven continents, and to create their indestructible weapons. Whatever kind of civilization was easily multiuniversal, given the effectiveness of the Cherub portals seen in Hiveswap.Now what happened to that society is another matter entirely.
black girls
>>156187356Yes. Aradia is human, she isn't like those filthy disgusting fucking trollbloods, she's one of us. There are 5 beta kids not 4, she's the 5th. Y'know frankly it makes me fucking sick that pretty much everyone ever have always misspecied Aradia. Those useless dogshit trollscum garbage should never be mentioned near Aradia's name again.
>>156187783Not today, satan
Aradia reaction to getting humanpregnant
>>156187841yes today, anon
>>156187659i love it when people draw rose with blonde hair and pink/purple highlights!! its such a goated color combo...
>>156187984I don't like the color combo because Friend raped me
eridan is pro choice
tavros wouldve kissed vriska if she wasnt ugly as fuck
i found consistencies in characters' lunar sway. made a way to calculate lunar sway based on that. this should work for all canon characters
>>156188019>CUMBLAST GO!!!
Wheres everyone
>>156186707cute CD
>>156189106I want to eat Jade's hair banana
>>156187659Can an edit anon clean these two and RETVRN these girls to their correct color.
>>156188814taking a vacantion from 4chan. its a pretty day outside.
did anybody here screencap that davegam drawing on the whiteboard before that guy drew over it?
>>156188814anon i have nothing to comment on besides hatred towards someone that should get it solely based on their takes
>>156188111This chart completely shits itself for Peixeses and Amporas who according to it should be Prospit dreamers and yet they dream on DerseSorry anon, back to the drawing board you go
ooooh we are having a kismesis between anons agaaaain.
>>156189324Might be a way to detect doomed sessions>Hope and Life wake up on Derse when they should be on Prospit
>>156189570what happened to his sweater?
>>156189251damn it was a cute drawing fuck the faggot who drew over it
Gta 6 will feature a sweet bro and hella jeff parody that updates as you continue in the main story
Good morning guys! How have you all been. Tbh I was hardcore procrastinating with stridercest drawing but I managed to draw the bodies, so I just need to finish the faces, color it, and then we're golden. I am undecided how I'm gonna color it. But we will see. Then I can commit to writing!
>>156189697First thing I'm doing in the in-game web browser is visiting mspaintadventures.com.
>>156189665Spilled some jam on it
>>156189700ive been reading hs yaoi whenever i can and brute force drawing until something good comes out. somehow is hard to draw something well but make it look like the character i want? i think i just need to get used to it.
>>156189251The original creator of the drawing can use the move tool to move his art elsewhere
>>156189732Hey... That is not Jam! That is Cronus Man's Juice all over him!
>>156189129this is the intended color as everything should be anon
tavros hair is the hardest thing to draw. mostly because im stubborn and i refuse to look at references when drawing him on a whim.
>>156189700are you drawing the striders fucking
>>156189781No I'm drawing wholesome stuff. My main fixation with shipping material is messy tension and super fluffy stuff. I really wanna draw those two boys just enjoying life, enjoying nature, enjoying each other. So I'm drawing them eating watermelons in the summer and smiling at each other. The boys are so tortured. I just want them to be happy.Inversely my main draw to prospitcest is pushing the characters and making them confront discomfort, since their usually so happy go lucky.
>>156189700I have been good thanks for askingI am adjusting to a new work schedule
>>156189837uh oh. WHAT A FAT COW!
>>156189837I'm on my way
>>156189745Your so good at drawing, your speed is amazing. >>156189823Hope you spend less time working for more money <3
>>156189802cute, they deserve to be happy
>>156189700The very usual slow dying and working, currently trying to figure out weather they are gonna pay me for my vacation week or since they didn't and that was like 2 weeks ago. If they had just told me I wasn't getting paid I'd have just worked
>>156187783
>>156189867they have.. a tumblr?
>>156187882
>>156189867Nta but do you know the sauce of this artist?
>>156189870you get me, anon.
>>156189912I promise you he is not built like that
>>156189867THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. Maybe some kissing and some bedtime frotting, but mostly just summer vibes. I love the summer (even tho my favorite season is fall)
>>156189928I asked him and he said he is
what would happen in this sburb session?
>>156189969>humanstuckyawn
>>156189969They win
>>156190006anon john is in there
>>156189969John and Human!Caliborn trounce the game, then it gets revealed that Human!Caliborn is actually a chick, Mulan style, and then they FUCK!
>>156190120The hatesex would be legendary. Bed breaking and violent. John’s hammer would be put to work with such an intensity that even the condesce would flinch at the sight.
>>156190138Heirboorn sweep for all time.
>>156190120>John gets in a fistfight with Caliborn>There's no way she isn't getting off on this somehow
>>156189969Human!Caliborn looks like Absolute!Harley to me.
>>156190183The androgyny makes it hot.
>>156190120>dont say it>dont say ittransfem caliborn is.. its.. its.. kino!
>>156190196>TransRule 63 is not transHow many times do we have to remind you
woaw. retarded angry girl calliborn... never thought about it that way.
I don't see the appeal of girl caliborn. The whole point is that Caliborn views himself as a man and loves everything manly. So unless you want a trans guy situation, which I feel like some of you guys would object too, it just seems counter intuitive.
>>156190230Girl boss caliborn would be like epilogue JaneI did not read the candy meat stuff but I did see a youtube video and I get the jist of what she was up to
>>156190230 not the anon that came up with the idea but i like it.not that deep about it, i just like this trope. i just like retarded funny girls too. like harlequine or pinkie pie. giddy energetic girls or angry imoral whimsical girls are nice to me. like peter pan tinker bell trope.
>>156190279>>156190272I guess. But the "girl boss mean girl" is just alt Calliope. Like if you make caliborn less of a "man* he kinda stops being caliborn. Buuut at the same time. Girls *are cute* (boys are cuter)
Vriska if she didn't wasn't badly handled by hussie in the long rhn would be my number one girl. she kinda is in my personal fanon shipping bubble. I love girls that fucking suck. *Drools*
>finish comic>as usual, this means I can now look at porn>>everyone has tentacle dicksWhat?I have never been so confused by the porn of a series I checked out. I'm used to cases where a specific character gets paired with a completely random fetish, but this is every troll. I assume this must be a meme that one artist spread around in the early days of the fandom, which led to its widespread adoption. Or maybe I'm just fucking retarded and somehow missed a line of dialog in the comic that explains how trolls all have tentacle dicks. On the other hand, coloring troll nipples based on their blood color is sexual genius and I enjoy it immensely. Personally I was hoping for like some trolls with penises and vaginas cumming and squirting into buckets. And the human guys are either willingly or unwillingly contributing to the contents of buckets as well. Buckets have real big potential. I wish the black fish woman Hitler would force me to cum in her personal golden bucket. The closest thing she has to a womb is cold, metallic and detached from her body. I just have to jerk off in front of her, wondering if she plans on adding her own fuchsia tinted pussy juice to the mix, or if this is all a twisted troll form of humiliation to her and she's going to dump all my genetic material down the drain. Glory to Her Imperious Condescension either way.Sorry if this sounds crazy to all you Homestuck fans. I just think tentacle dicks are weird and buckets are pretty hot.
>>156190322Your a crazy man but you are also a visionary. Tentacle dicks is mainly because of the popularity of troll hermaphorditism, i.e the "bulge" and the "nook" while never ever being canon terms or even a concept in the comic, basically became the standard for home stuck porn that depicts the trolls with alien biology.As for the buckets, sorry man no one thinks that's hot. I think we all have collective PTSD over the spit bucket incident, even noobs. Generational trauma if you will.
>>156190345>spit bucket incidentwhy are you telling this bullshit to this newbie. like cmon
don't believe their lies. we all know trolls reproduce by jacking their bug spikey schillick and spilling their genetic material on buckets to the mother grub. that is it. there is nothing more. they can reproduce sexually but they just use buckets too. no biggie. they are just HUMANOID BUGS. the rest is fanon.
>>156190358he finished the comic he deserves to know
>>156189129Sorry my edits are only ever to make Jade blacker not less
>>156190345I'm going to have to draw some bucket porn myself. I feel inspired.>>156190358I know about it.
>>156190358We can't hide the truth from him. Especially since he actually read the comic.
>>156190196>Reverse Trap>"ITS LE TRANNY"you suck.
>>156190322Every now and then, the whiteboard is graced with the presence of nepeta and her ginormous troll cat tentacle and I just cant get enough
>>156190402share your art with us if you do
>>156188019eridan is anti-choice but pro-abprtion for the sake of eugenics
>>156190402shows us your art
>>156190402I wish you luck
>>156187659Who drew this?
>>156190653karkat craves egbert/harley attention at any costs.
Reminder that Jade, no god tier, was always buff. Her muscles were unmatched by other 13 year olds
Thread is to slow, post fun ship art :D
>>156191277John being drawn faceless like bro is hot as fuck dawg.
Brose and DaveLalonde are both so good it's insaneI can't get them out of my mind
>>156191546i'm about to have a afternoon nap but this is really cute.
>>156190322I hate them because they're cowardly and easy. They're easy for artists, the sniveling little fucks, easy for them to bullshit and not bother with actual anatomical detail. Just draw a squiggly colored lump! Maybe add a few flourishes! These low-sex pretenders were handed a galactic goldmine of genital nightmares to play with. Each troll could have had the genitals of their lusus, whether male, female, futa, whatever you wanted, with infinite variety and perversion potential. Every single troll could be different.But they all settled on fucking easy-to-draw uniform inoffensive tentacles.
>>156191710are you an artist
>>156191710I mean anyone can draw a dick, weather it looks good or not, but you can do way more fun stuff with the tentacle, you can give it extra abnormal shapes. Incorporate it doing things only a prehensile penis can. You will see a normal penis any time, you only occasionally get the cool and unique dicks
troll_(homestuck) gynomorph penis_chart
>>156191926what the fuck is a gynomorph penis? hyper clitoris?
>>156191710>Each troll could have had the genitals of their lususgamzee with a goat butthole…
>>156191762but that's ALL they have, is a prehensile tentacle. That's all it ever is. Colored squiggly lump. Some people rarely did hot shit like giving Vriska a vagina with 8 clits, or a Feferi with a colorful finned mass.>>156191975That's another problem. There's not enough hyper-clit stuff. I love futa but I want more girls with huge clits fucking other girls.
>>156192007>There's not enough hyper-clit stuffRealistically isn't this just the tentacle? unless you just want them to have normal dicks, which kind of makes your point moot
Under Jane's rule all tentabulges will be cut off
Robin sure is cute
>>156192024No, a huge clit is not a tentacle that ejaculates, it's a huge clit. Same with futa- the point is to have a male penis on a female, able to ejaculate and impregnate and etc. A huge clit is just a huge clit, and still always has a vagina with it.
>>156192007I gotta agree with >>156192024, that sounds like the tentacle with extra steps or trying to be different but doing the same thing with a different coat of paint since its not really that different from just customizing the tentacle more or less at that point
i will never understand the strange tendency some people have to give humanoid aliens animal genitalia, i physically cringe whenever i see equius with a horse cock or tavros with a bull penis.
>>156192076cute tomboy built for rough sex
Teal bloods with the bad dragon coded package
>>156192123>Why are people giving the aliens that start as fucking bugs with humanoid heads and both raised and having animal traits with many weird dicksA mystery I'm sure
>>156192102Well everyone draws the tentacle together with a nook (pussy). And a huge clit sounds non-functional unless it's the size of a normal dick? Which would just make it normal futa porn which again makes your point moot
doing my christian homework. only serious stuff.
I'm gonna put the strap on on senator lemon snout and make it fuck you cause you're being really lame
>>156192151jesus christ this is how you know someone has never been with a woman when they can't even grasp how a clit is different from a penis or prehensile tentacle
There are people here that don't know clits have the ability to get hard
>>156192206I mean just talking aesthetically, you complained about tentacles not being creative enough but all you're doing is describing futa porn and big clits which feels even less creative
>>156192206NTA but you're talking a bout a hyper/huge clit. Let me try to explain what you're not getting: Hynea's already have this but even they have it interesting as it becomes something else. If all you're talking about is just a big clit it really isn't that much different even if it weren't shooting because at that point the visual aspect is the same as the bulge as a protrusion above/around the nook which means it really isn't that different and in any case would have either less or the same purpose of just being an additional visual sensitive area.
>>156192123>i physically cringe whenever i see equius with a horse cock or tavros with a bull penis.pleb opinion, more for me though
Admittedly, I care more about the surface of the planet mercury than I do about the interior of vaginas.Dirk probably said this.
>>156192225i know about it. i know. the whole female external organs gets puffy and hard actually.
>>156192007Aradia anon I'm sorry but we are disagreeing on this one. I'm of the opinion that the simpler the better. I tend to not want to overcomplicate things. Either give them human genitaliaThe classic nook bulge systemOr the animal themed cocks. No need to get extravagant with it.
>>156192166well i`m waiting.
>>156192368Silence whore
>>156192206the original anon said he wants to see girls with hyper clits fucking other girls, retard
>>156192392one recognize the other. boom. nailed it. (sips my coffee in victory)
>>156190322People genuinely thought that a female could never say the words suck my dick and it only got more retarded from there unfortunately. And once politics truly ruined the internet what was once just a popular headcanon became sacred to weirdos and a weapon to use on anyone who disagreed. You are rare and based.
>>156192438the guy you're responding to likes futa porn
>>156192353aradia anon actually likes tentadicks, the guy youre replying to is just another aradiafag.
>>156192455And? Futafags are genuinely less annoying than the troons who worship boring uniform tentacle garbage. Going by their bucket idea they've got imagination enough for more than one interest, something the others never do because it will get them excommunicated.
If you draw or prefer trolls with human dicks we cant be friends and i think of you less as a human being
>>156192514okay then
>>156192495apologies to my goat in that case.regardless. i still disagree with this anon. (also i think hyper clits are nasty. I also hate no balls futa for a similar reason)
Jade wins yet again, lime green supremacy
>>156191985gamzeefags ruin everything.
>>156192514sorry not sorry,ill draw the tentebulges eventually when i figure that out
>>156192544no anon i agree with them
>>156192543Jade has a fat pussy and fertile womb, troon.
>>156192123But that's fun. If lusii pheromone make trolls develop into a certain sex shared with their guardians, then why can't the same pheromones also give them lusii-like bulges and nooks?Most importantly this also opens the path for ampora mpreg
Karkat's human shaped penisJade's authentic human pussy
>>156192563dont call pussies fat! its hurtful! we prefer the word puffy :3
>>156192556im sorry anon but a goat anus on what is essentially just a grey guy with horns is as ridiculous to me as hyper is.
>>156192587Fat is a compliment
>>156192608it is?men are confusing
what troll could rape a human and what troll is the one being raped by humans instead
>>156192623it depends on when this is happening, all the trolls rape the humans pre sburb but all the humans rape trolls post sburbsimple difference in strength at that point
>>156192587I was told it "puffy" describes vulvas.
>>156192617YOU FAT UGLY WHORE is usually an insultHOLY FUCK YOUR ASS IS FAT is usually a complimentI was going to say it's simple, but you're right. This shit is confusing.
idc for the word fat pussy, in fact its even hotter.
Who in Homestuck has the fattest pussy
>>156192774Dolorosa
>>156192774Pussy_chart troll_(homestuck)
You know it's funny. James Roach had a fan troll album called Null that he put out years ago and I had a hankering to listen to it again for whatever reason and apparently not only is it gone it's gone from EVERYWHERE.
>>156192684it is, but thats what most people refer to when talking about pussy asthetically,
>>156192774The yeast in Jane's pussy became sentient and has already started to build a civilization
>>156192811roach's music is ass anyways so it's for the best
my god why i decided to render and color on the mouse i have no idea, but here i finished it!
EXPLORING WITH ARADIA
who is this
>/hsg/ - hopefully speculative genitalia
my lilyellith agenda will only get bigger and more agressive as time passes. i`m getting stronger.
>>156192921Ellith doesn't look anything like the actress Lily has a crush on
>>156192937Your point being? They will Like each other very much. Lily will kiss the floor where Ellith walks by!
>>156192490My Heir please retcon me my OTP upon your revival, my devotion to you has never faltered!
>>156189969Isn't this fanwork unfortunately dead as fuck
>>156193093Where do I get my own abuse Tavros???
>>156192076needs to get pounded by a horse
>>156192859They should take pictures of themselves braiding each others hairs and making silly crafts together
>>156193301maybe later this month.
>>156192076SPORTS BAYBEE
>>156193329I wonder how she feels about Chekov's death
>>156192543Is that a Pistol in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
>be jade harley>teleport yourself to maternity centre in earth C>get horny at the smell of fertile women>goddogcock throbs>grabs the closest one by the hips and remove her panties before sticking the tip in>5 hours later>jade harley has fucked sixty separate women and filled them with dog spunk>MISSION COMPLETED
>>156193362i like that you kept your name on for this post as well
when the hell was this made?
>>156193530
Jade should become one with the universe and be naked forever
>>156193536
>>156193576my fookin Heir looks like he kills niggas
>>156192859tit mogging ellith lmao
someone sketch rose lalonde coch awe/shock please
>>156193731rose is scared of vaginas?
>>156193710well Ellith is flat queen.
>>156193731>coch awe/shockshe's getting shocked by insanely good coochie?
>>156193731>>156193757>cochfat fingered it i'm so chudi meant cock...>>156193751i mean. beyond canon kind of proves it
thanks again for this art, i have it on my desktop and i look at it when im sad i look at it alot
>>156192859This is so cute anon! I absolutely love it!!
>>156193507I don’t deny it.
>>156193768no you meant to say coch
>>156193347A Captain is nothing without her crew.
>>156193751Because of the maternal abuse, naturally.
>>156193797just like how i meant for you to fall into my spell?
karkat has really let himself go...
>>156193785^--^ thank you so muuuch.
https://files.catbox.moe/78umk6.png
>>156193961lmaaaaaao
>>156193961This is disgusting. They should be arrested and have the key thrown away.
>>156193530>>156193536>when was this case>look at the image>it's literally written in the lower right corner
>>156190517Just an artist who likes 'em blackhttps://x.com/dirkstriderrrr/status/2114943194274361647
>>156192840>roach's music is assBASEDfuck that hack, he ruined so many friendsim and pesterquest routes with his shit music
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/craftbound-a-sburb-storyCheck out what modpack just dropped
Tonight's reread: 7000-7200Where the fuck is LE? I guess we're going to find out.
>>156194770im like terrified of downloading minecraft modpacks due to rce exploits in the past so ill wait a couple of weeks before i download this... but it looks rlly rlly rlly cool!!!
>>156194770what if i told you my dogshit laptop crashes on minecraft(no mods)
>>156194770>Waits for like five lines before immediately busting out the Skaia Surveyhahahahahah the autism is so potent, so raw
>>156194770Am I tweaking or is this the first homestuck related game-thing to actually have prospit and derse? Genesis Project could never.
>>156194866no this ones legit it has a discord server and everything
yo guys do you think that my intel celetron age laptop can handle this minecraft mod
>>156195303I need to log off the net for a sec because I swear your post said incel age laptop
happy sugar life au with Lily and Skye.
>>156195318Holy based
>>156195318>Skye when she finds out she has to repopulate the human race with two gay dudes and a preteen
>>156195341lily's big ginger cock can fill her up nicelly.
>>156195312is it possible though
>>156195389nah it's pretty bulky
>>156195443she got that dog in her
>>156195415but being able to choose the classpect and then do quests and have that power souds so cool
>>156194966skaian survey is the only one that i can't get Heart on naturally so it is evil
>>156195505yeah it's pretty good
>>156195443this looks like me what the fuck
molest gamzee by accident until he seeks for you touch again and again and he gets used to being molested and thinks its normal care.
>>156195688I wish you luck in finding a quirky boy to read homestuck with
>>156195649Most fan SBaHJ comics and parodies I've seen tend to miss the mark a bit by overdoing the typos or just not understanding their style. This is the first one I've seen that manages to go the other direction by having none at all.
>>156195649what classpect is this related to
>>156195797It's a progression guide for tech mods with a few of them each having comics
>>156195818er meant to reply to the other guy anyways the strips are longer than what i'm posting cause im lazy to stitch the mtogether
>>156195872what is a tech mod
>>156195902a glimpse of hell.
>>156195872>>156195882I'm taking the piss mostly, this is very cool and I appreciate the effort. I'm just autistic about doing parodies properly.While writing this I noticed that they genuinely, unironically and for real censored "shit" and I am now a little less sincere in what I've just written. Just a little though.
>>156195902>what is a tech modOHH boy I forgot my autism isn't universal alright so Minecraft has a lot of mods too add "technological progression" I.E. MACHINES. Like say you mod in an electric generator and then use the power it makes to do stuff like instead of needing coal to smelt ores you use electrical power instead, turns out autists ate that shit up like crack and now there's tons of mods all about that shit
>hypnofag came backlmao
You walk into that door into their world but you can never come back.>yes? no?
>>156196277No, can't you see the tie is on the doorknob
>>156196277And get to meet my the best character, yeah!
>>156195688You’re black?Blocked
>>156196531they dont like black fujos in this thread....
God what i wouldn't give for a curvy plump black woman to cuddle right on top of me as i feel all of her heat and weight. That could fix me.
>>156196558Also this applies to my wife btw.
>>156196574is nellie supposed to be black
>>156196558It fixed me so I would highly recommend it
>>156196608Moonrunes can we get a fact check?
>>156194832oh, it's retcon time
>>156195459She's about to put some of that dog in you bud
>>156196277Depends: >Am I getting to play Sburb or am I just going to Earth-C?>Can I bring anything with me?>What will happen to my stuff and history here?>What will happen to my family?>Will I be able to say goodbye to everyone before I go?>Do I still have to look like me?>What year is it gonna be and do I have to deal with no longer having a social security?The first question is a high priority because if I'm just going there to be on earth-C, not tons of point to really going ya know.
Creator of duke! Here it is! A proper full color illustration of dirkdave!!!I hope all dirkdavers enjoy this piece. Sorry if the color coded shading is weird, i wanted to try it.<3 <3
Remember, Remember, the Vifth of Vember, when those Dersite Fuckers got what they deserved!!!!
>>156196878it came out great, the stridercest shippers get everything
>>156192123>nepeta with a tiny spiny cat penis and fluffy little balls>terezi with internal testicles, a genital slit, and a bitchbreaker straight out of bad-dragon's wildest dreams
>>156196992i am biased towards artists so i always draw stuff that i think they would like :3ill open requests to everyone soon-ish after i finish dirk x daik
>>156196177Who Dat
on my mage of life shit againTried to manually install the Craftbound pack which is an hour of my life I'll never get back.Looks pretty neat so far.
>>156197405>manually installoof why'd you torture yourself like that
>>156197448Wouldn't feel right if I didn't pirate sburb
The Vifth of NoVember has nearly passed. Did you pay attention this loop, [OA]?Patience, Mythraic will Return Soon : https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
It would appear>>156197157that there is trouble in paradise.
>>156198393it's always sad to see a company layoff people. especially when they did nothong wrong and actually loved their work
>>156196669nellie is not black because i am not to fond of them also you will not believe who dies in this next update
>>156196641>it fixed me>still on 4chan
>>156196574wife? anon we barely know anything about her!
>>156196878duke here, thank you so much! it's more lovely than I could've ever imagined. they look so cute just vibing in the summer heat. bet they had a contest of who could spit the seeds farther I love you so much. many, many blessings on your home!
first we home, then we stuck
>>156193552How is she supposed to get stuffed with Strider cum? That's right, can't answer that. Jade is designed to be bred and birth a doggirl in some dumbass retcon establishing Rose lied at it was the cum-wasting Dave who did the thing.Or Egbert cum.
what if rose is a youngshyt and a passoid? i mean nobody has bothered to know if she has a tiny dick tucked in panties
>>156198907I think you're going insane, chief.
>>156198907Dave makes a bunch of time copies of himself and they all cum in the volcano.
good morning hsg!!
New Davesona What should I name him?
>>156199343Dris
Shai'Hulud.
>>156196878so cute i love the colors don't change a thing
>>156199343Reads like a Dale to mePossibly even a Dane, a Dan or a Darren
>>156200010Why is she Goku?
>>156199405My husband is so cute.
>>156200150>t. vriska or dirk or gamzee
>>156198633im so glad you like it <3 i hope you like your double birthday present hehehehehe>>156199643yaaaay
>>156200616awesome
>>156199356A giant sandworm would be such a funny Lusus to have.
>>156193552If she’s naked, how can she have glasses? Checkmate liberal.
>>156193576A boy and his mug wife, a tale as old as time.
>>156200616I hope we can dress up as emo equius and nepeta standard in the new gta game
it’s hussies fault that i want to fuck goats now, and no. i will not elaborate :o)
>>156201167put a dick goat dildo on gamzee and mounth him anon. and dont forget to record and send to us!! i believe i your skills anon-tan!!
>>156201167Arabanon?
very cool hsg
>>156201263nta but that was funny.
>>156201252i got picrel off of a gamtav artists xitter, i dont own him yet.>>156201260haha. no, im jamaican.
>>156201167Alhamdulillah, the valiant efforts of Andarawus Hussein have led that anonymous poster to embrace the light of Allah(SWT).
>>156201370*paws back at you*
Finally anons are awake
what if i want to fuck BIG BULL COCK.
also it is so hard to find actually good tavros fanart too. is what mostly clock-heart that draws him consistenly cute. and some artist but its mostly draw him in smut. hard to find some tavros inclined artists that draw him well with proportions of my liking.
>>156201472What are your preferred proprtions. What don't you like about Tavros art people make.
>>156201797they usually make him in chubby feminine proportions that are nothing alike him and call him a lesbian he/him. wich i hate. i like him in fem proportions when done right but not like he was a totally diferent character. i want him to be either a twink or a twunk. maaaaybe a fit himbo when he is in a position of a warrior like in some aus do. i cant find the official height chart but this is how i imagine teen/young adult tavros body to be like more or less. i will need to draw him to show it better.
>>156199343Ryan Gosling drive
>>156201907You should draw him, it would be cool. I drew Tavros too one time. (The only time)This is how I did itm
>>156201968heheh i love how you draw him!!
At last the JadesonaWhat should I name her?
>>156202130Joon ;^)
>>156202253You mean Shion?
still my favorite
>>156195969i wish i had the smart type of autism to understand what this is
Forgive my autism, but now that I have made a sona of each of the beta kids I can assemble them together.
>>156197641>orange Guy is into anonymous shitbased retard. i already like him more AND i want to break his knees at the same time.
>>156202672>gundam shirt>gurren lagan he is either the biggest mecha fan ever or a mega larper
>>156202672is the davesona helping the john and jadesonas relationships?
>>156202523I have some insight because I had to manually download every single mod in the packIt's Minecraft with: new biomes, new dimensions, new monsters, custom UI and extra visual effects, new gameplay tweaks (i.e. multiplayer loot improvements), shaders (basically adds bloom, transparency, moving textures and lighting) extra music, quests, magic spells (the mod they picked is awesome), emotes, furniture, vehicles (mainly aircraft and custom trains), two massive tech mods that add a ludicrous number of blocks that interact with the environment, magical artifacts. and a bunch of miscellaneous extensions like new banner visuals and paintings, and piled on top of all of this is a bunch of custom scripting, recipes, and mechanics (there is a captchalogue inventory system).It is extremely autistic in a way hard to describe even to someone into Homestuck. It's so complex as to be impenetrable to a newbie and it may deliberately be designed that way to make it more true to the what-the-fuck nature of playing sburb for the first time.
>>156202844He prevents them from committing double suicide
>>156202799>biggest mecha fan ever>two of the most popular mecha anime ever made
>>156203059theres a bell curve of mecha fans where its>wow gundam and gurren lagan!to >i only watch votoms! (or something like that idk)to>wow gundam and gurren lagan!
>>156203107If you really wanted to mess with people just say he likes Robotech and Battletech and leave people to figure out what you mean by that
Assemble all Jadesonas to create Giga Jade and the Almighty Jadenana
>>156203107>Me>The chad who watched NGE first
>>156202672>toxic jadesonaso kino
Do we have enough sonas and OCs to run one of those hunger games simulations?
>>156203248>[Johnsona in front of a tornado made of Ultimate Jadesona]>Here she comes!
>>156201371the shit davesprite canonically did and yet he wants us to feel bad for him because he isnt muh alpha
>>156203297>he thinks Cloacadave got up to anything fun
>>156203275pretty sure we do. someone run it!
>>156199343
>>156201371love this art it's so subtle
>>156203464its the perfect vibe for dersecest
her name's rona.
>>156203529i love her
Why are all the Jadesonas girlfailures?
>>156203729Why are you speaking like you aren't one of them? Don't talk back to your creators
>>156203729we love girlfailures here
>>156203729All the primes are failures so it fits
>>156203729all of my ectobilogical siblings are prefound dorks who get issolated during their youth
we could had it all.
happy my ip is unbanned
Strife 2 is fucking MidLike twice the songs and yet only 2 or 3 are good
>>156203307Hussie has been lusting over derscest for god knows how long now and he ended up canonizing it for the davesprite timeline in those schizo author notes despite it never really being implied in the actual webcomic. It's the cutest ship for both of them though so i don't mind.
>>156204921didnt felt like drawing anything complicated so i drew vriska. uh kinda botched but i drew quickly.
>>156204786>it never really being implied in the actual webcomicthey literally both admit to having steamy conversations with each other prior to finding out they're siblings
>>156198581This is true. Im working on the update this weekend where nellie proves shes a white af and kills black coded trolls (dmarko)
>>156205157Nooooooooo Dmarko didnt do anything significant yet!!!
>>156205157why did you do this moonrunes
>>156205157Make sure she winks right at the camera like in Django
>>156205167And he never will
>>156205185you've shown your true colors. fricking racist you pig-skin.
im really disapointed how that vriska turned out i will try again later to draw good for a chance.>>156205185okay then. your character you do whatever you want with him. but that will make me really sad i wanted to see some cool dmarko, junice and korpus action :(
always do the exact opposite of what MOLLOCH does and you will be way more succesfull in life!!
>>156205222stoners get historically shat on in homestuck and homestuck adjacent media
>>156205290that means junice also will die. do you want both junie and marko to die? not me. also idc for what fans and hs meta think and does in the case of my favorite characters.
my fave character is the bee npc
My favorite character is MSPAR.
>>156205366What a coincidence, so is mine!
>>156205366GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>156205290BASED
>>156199343what is his name
>>156205328who
>>156205366MSPFAR is infinitely superior
I miss Ellith. I love Ellith. She is everything to me...
>>156205317>also idc for what fans and hs meta think and does in the case of my favorite charactersyeah. for example my favorite character is korpus's lusus.
>>156205493Interesting. never heard anyone talk much about the croc lusus. That is nice anon!
My favorite character is tereziShe doesnt get enough love
my favorite characters are korpus, lily and ellith this is why i draw them hugging and holding hands and kissing all the time!!
>>156205290I dont think I would have finished reading homestuck if it weren't for weed
>>156205514Im sure gatordad would lay pipe like a mad man
>>156205611yeah, laying pipe on korpus.
>your witch of void hits you with mix of fent, sopor slime, and cerub poisonAre you ready to surrender what she wants?
we shall see. oxnard is korpus server player yes? it will be really fun to see their dynamic. even if it is on flash only maybe.
havent posted in a while and i feel kinda bad for it here's a shitty femcro doodle
>>156205317Yeah. I dont care for either of them, so they might as well die.
>>156205677office siren cronus except no one wants her
finally its friday. said the blue colar worker sollux
I HAVE TO HOLD OVERAGAINSaid the angry but kinda cute starbucks barista
nothing evver happensSaid the Aquarius troll, who willingly sank into the depths of the ocean.
>>156205803you see how a job is not mentioned anywhere in this post
give eridan a job at the construction site and he would not complain about the smallest inconveniences in his life again
is it canon that davebot and rosebot have space heater assholes for warming cock?
Well hsg, hope you all have a nice friday night!
>>156205677Good fem Cro
Fuck man, I wanna read nu canon but I am currently re reading fomo stuck with my gf and we are just about to see jade finally get in the fucking gameTavros is my boy
>>156205922>I wanna read nu canongenuinely why
>>156205973>homestuck fan discovers that someone like new homestuck content
i like this hair
i inked over my lily/ellith human doodle. meanwhile i learned like a retard i can use my pentel pocket brush like a regular watercolor brush and dip the tip in ink when the ink in the reservatory start to dry ;---; anyway living and learning guys. I looved it. Now i feel satisfied to do anything else. and sleep!!
>>156206020>not written by the original author>significantly worse than the original comic>overwhelmingly dislikedyeah
>>156205803eridan should learn to walk some kilometers to cool his mind.
>>156206060you gotta make up your mind. some of the epilogues was by hussie and it was still trash. >overwhelmingly dislikedpfft. nowadays with the new team that isnt the case
>>156205536braces....
why was korpus so jealous of mallum when he thought mallum and ellith were moirails? that's a completely different quadrant than the flushed he wants with her so what's the issue?
>>156205536she does het lots and lots of love what do you mean
>>156205916ty crowpiss this means everything coming from THE cronus guy
>>156206116he was more preocupied that mallum was violent and unstable than mallum and ellith being moirails actually. he was afraid mallum would hurt ellith in a anger fit. like he did with the imp.
>>156206075none of the epilogues were written by hussie, he gave notes.
>>156206141korpus is so kind. ara ara~
why do mspfa ONLY have straight ships? where are the gay canon ships at
>>156206176mspfas*
>>156206176fujo shame/written by men
>>156206176I don't know what the fuck you're talking aboutThere are hella trans/gay/lesbians in mspfaUnless you mean when the original cast is around
>>156206120>she does het>hetfreudian slip?
>>156205677i love your art as always <3 <3 <3
>>156206141no no, he punched the screen and broke his monitor when he saw them napping together, saying he HATES highbloods irrc
>>156206208name it then. anon.
>>156206219ooooooh i forgot about thaaaat. yeah he is jealous as fuck. evem if he is wanting to be matesprits with ellith. He wants to be in ALL he kwadrants. He is soooo greedy kekekeke ^w^ i love him...
>>156206208do people even know that kiki and that other mf is nonbinary?
>>156206245Or like [indicates the entirety of Autopraxis]I'm pretty sure they mean the original Homestuck cast though, and I guess they have a point thereHaven't seen anything truly out of the ordinary
>>156206257i was talking about fanadventures.
>>156206270anon please mention all the fan adventures you've read so far. i'm curious.
>>156206280just answer my question and tell me which fanadventures have those things i listed
>>156206321Conjoined Session is pretty fucking gay anon
>>156206242he needs correction
>>156206321mspfa with gay pairings:My Moirail is a Rainbow Drinker (Promstuck (Johnkat)https://mspfa.com/?s=37239&p=1Dave//Over (its a fanfic but oh well i like it. its funny but well made.John Ruins A weddingthis is what i can remember in my mind. There must be some more but I'am a tard and cant remember.
>>156186716got bad news everyone, my main twitter account which i used to interact with friends, commission artists and met people got hacked by some arabian hackers which filled up my feed with reposts of NSFW and IRL Lewds, there was also some word alongside the following button that said sex in arabic.i ended up making a new account tho but i feel sad becayse it all happened in my birthday..
>>156206365I would love to give him some spankings and them kiss him and caress his sore butt and make out later until he sleeps happy.
>>156206392damn anon. twitter sure is shit. i'm sorry :( maybe this is the time to make a tumbleh probs.
>>156206387who is gay in my Moirail is a Rainbow Drinker? i thought there was someone trans in there which was cool
>>156206431there is 2 trans trolls but that would be spoiler so i'm not saying who is.
>>156206392im sorry soldier, i hope things get better for you prospitcest will guide us all
>>156206410i got three tumblrs actually, but this one is a new start.now i can explore twitter all freely without worrying about the people who tried to cancel me anymore. besides i only got like 34 or 30 followers in the now deleted account.
>>156206410there is trans characters on Sburb.exe, Space Days/Prisounebound, uhh Many more but i can't remember? you just need to look up better man. I dont recommend autopraxis it is boring. But there is mtf girl in theeere.
>>156206464fuck i replied to myself. but yeah >>156206431just. just search more im sure you will find what you are looking for.
>>156206464autopraxis has a cute trans female to what i remember, a mechanic i guess.
>>156206392what the fuck is with all the hacking latelyanyways, it sucks that happened to you anon. I hope you're able to rebuild things on your new account
>>156206475autopraxis may be good but i can't sit and read that myself alone. there is nothinf enganging in that comic to me. no stimulus. i could read with people along tho.
>>156206464>Prisouneboundi think you are talking about oxnard but i have never seen anyone in this general treat them as trans.. at all
>>156206495well i can dream can't i? plus he is insane already he is half way there. plus it doesnt matter what others think. i like to interpret him as queer anyway.
>>156206519>i like to interpret him as queer anywayyou'd technically be right since trolls are naturally bisexual anyways lol
>>156206519no youre fine. frank just doesnt have as much fans as oxnard
>>156206495There was a theory months and months ago that Junice was, I'd have to go back and look at the archiveHappened before the flashback though.
>>156189837Is that a gender bent tavros?
>>156205536Artist???
>>156206695yeah :(
>>156206495Its because hes not, hes split personality with a character who is a sweet transvestite (alien) from transexual (planet) transylvania (galaxy)
sburbventures
Ellith is actully transmasc she just doesn't know it yet. This is the climax of the main overaching plot of the comic. (joke)
>>156207107this looks really beautiful oh mai gah waow.
>>156206293That creepy ass lusus deserves to die twice
>>156206647more art of sollux getting cucked please
>>156207107On the edge of a desert, far to the north, the code for sburb waits in a temple
>>156208081Then you get to actually enter the game. It was cute hearing the theme rendered in minecraft music box notes.
Oh, I almost forgot to do the rereading for today. We're on 7200-7400.
why'd roxy shit on the strongest troll ever? I thought trolls were supposed to be strong? roxy solos alternia?
>>156208389Condesce's semen meter was nearly empty. She was fighting at 5% strength. The real reason why Kanaya was brought along for the fight was to constantly suck John's dick, preventing Condesce from doing it herself and regaining her strength.
>5 hours gaming>Zero TokensFUCK
>>156201371the cape grip is so cute. bro im gonna keep it a buck this aritst makes me wanna kill myself every fucking art of them is so cute
>>156208659>im gonna keep it a buckI've never heard this expression before
>>156208827are you european
I miss Davesprite
>See pages of HS^2 have updated>Decide to continue this trainwreck of a story because literally the only thing I care about is Meat John's unspoken-of death, and his entire story fighting Lord English and accompanying Terezi seems to have been deliberately forgotten or erased>Related is that of John's letters to his friends that went unopened before his final journey Jake and Jane's mysteriously disappeared, and they suddenly appeared on the ship, huh?>See the nymph girl enter, I don't care>Click further, I'm now reading about Dirk and Rose traveling to the new planet>Didn't I read all this shit before? Is HS^2 redoing the story? What?>Realize at some point that I must've clicked Start Over>Click on the actual panels I'm missing>Rose and Dirk jump around to other points and comment on shit (I don't care about half this crap)>Suddenly, Jasprose is seducing Jane (What???)>And now Dave and Karkat are talking about a manuscript about something, before Karkat decides to engage in unprompted gay sex, leaving Jake hanging>Jake pulls a gun on Brain Ghost Dirk and tells him to fuck off, before reading the letter John left him>Jade gets bitchy with Alt-Calliope, who is now called "al" for some reason>Alt-Calliope makes Jade read the Epilogues, making three people aware of the disparate timelines and John's hidden fate>She then takes over the suggestion box for Homestuck
>>156209209
Remember. Vriska was hit with the puberty fairy at six sweeps and got all boobs. Terezi got the ass, Kanaya the hips, Aradia the lips, and Nepeta the mooscles.
>>156209667feferi got the legs
>>156206176They're plenty of them though, usually they're forgettable pairings in forgettable sburbventures with a heavy focus on the trollsFrom what I can recall right now>autopraxis has a guy who's been casually revealed in one log to be gay, nothing romantic with him yet. Par for the course given the pacing>cojoined session has like two gay pairings iirc, troll-troll and human-troll>beneviolent is shaping to at least one pairing, if not two
>>156209492>and they suddenly appeared on the ship, huh?You'd need to read one of these shitty side stories(I think it was called catnapped?) under the bonus tab to know what's going on, with no indication when to even read them or that they might be of any relevance at allYes, it's as retarded as it sounds
why are most sburbventures so forgettable anyway?
Vriska wouldn't survive giving birthPlease please PLEASE don't forget to use a condom
>>156209793most of the world is not good at writing. most of the world is not good at [skill] in general
>>156209793Your average sburbventure chooses repeat to homestuck and go through the obligatory motions of getting most people into the game before actual plot shit can start kicking in. In theory pigeonholing yourself like this this shouldn't be an issue, as chances are all of us can name a few sburbventures we actually like. However, this means that until then the story needs to have interesting characters, environment, dialogue, humor or such to keep the reader engaged. This kills most mspfa authors right away because their stories feature boring characters uneventfully fucking around in their homes while having generic chatlogs with their friends won't squeeze a single "heh" out of you, all the way until their entry. And even after the kid arrives in LAND OF X AND Y, a brand new and exciting environment to explore, you likely switch to other characters to repeat that song and dance at home of tepid entry shit with boring dialogues until the author drops the story a few hundred pages in.Imo even more mid mspfas have at least mildly enjoyable carapacian subplots because the obligation to do their own spins on the exiles and kingdoms forces the authors to actually come up with completely different environments and situations we haven't seen before. In contrast the portrayals of the players, their interactions and their starting environments in a typical sburbventure tend to be more "grounded" and "restrained" and so also less engaging(as if the beta kids, their dialogues and homes were anything but distinct and pretty wacky).
i'm making an edgy au called frightcemented.
>>156210529tell us about it
>>156206647Aradia should manipulate Vriska into eating a lot and becoming a BBW herself. but because of Aranea's genes it all goes to her tits
overhaste updated https://mspfa.com/?s=66144&p=297
homestuck but everybody is a monster but it's also psychological horror. so basically not much. >>156210593
this is my updated theory on leprechaun charms.
>>156210856God I wish I was a leprechaun
i hate dirkjake so much because It shows the worst aspects of Jake being a weenie bitch.
>>156210870Oh and what would your specific ability/juju ability be.
>>156210834ooooh what we have over heeeere~ helloooo niko.
>>156210881Causing things to be frozen in time but only if I'm looking directly at them
>>156210874people usually like it because it brings out the worst in both of them
>>156210960well. that is on them but i find boring that they bring the worst in each other. its bad. like gamrezi.
>>156211053the black relationship we should've got on the meteor was gamdave.
>>156211053i like mutual destruction but jake is so obnoxious even i can't get on board with dirkjake
>>156211076You know it friend.>>156211087Same. I simply hate how unawhere and passive he is.
>>156210032>Mad because it isn't a 1:1 copy of the original>Mad because it isMake up your mind bro
>>156210892Are leprechauns just time based?Can they be other aspects?
>>156211480>>156211480>>156211480
