They will turn ANYTHING into a toon movie now days.
he's literally me
>>156196954How loathsome.
>>156196954Well it's not happening now.
>>156196954Thank fucking goodness
>>156196954Ellisons saving children from litteral shit
>>156196954Finally a cartoon for saars
>>156196954mmm cow poop patty cakes, my favourite yes saar
>>156196954It's a dungbeetle I'm sure it was a satire that is lost on these stupid executives
>>156196954YOU VILL EAT ZE POOP
>>156196954So can they get him to do that trilogy now
>>156196954Of all the IPs to greenlit, Paramount chooses this.
>>156196954I don't think anyone would want to see a cartoon about a bug eating shit.
>>156197107It's funny/fun as a book but I wouldn't turn it into a film. One of those shorts specials they play before a movie maybe, not a film
>>156196954Probably too sensitive to Indians.
>>156197192ZE BUGS VILL EAT ZE POOPYOU VILL EAT ZE BUGSUND VE VILL EAT YOU!
Good decision on their part, nobody was going to go see a movie called I Eat Poop
>>156196954OP couldn’t read two sentences.
finally some real indian representation
>>156196954let me guess, was it a kids book that was suppose to make foreign kids feel better about white kids making fun of them in school for their 'weird' lunches, but inadvertently comparing their cultural cuisine to literal excrement in the process?am I on the money there? or way off?
>>156197667Someone storytimed it on /co/. The moral is about how everyone is a little weird and you shouldn't make fun of kids for being different. The climax is all of the kids highlighting their differences, like how the maggot kid eats raw meat, the mantis kid's mom ate his dad, and so on.
>>156197683Doesn't sound like something that could work as a full-length film
>>156197667More like a "everybody's weird so tolerate other peoples weirdness" story
>>156197656Imagine asking for 2 tickets at the movie theater.
>>156197683>like how the maggot kid eats raw meatYeah thats a bit quirky>the mantis kid's mom ate his dadUhhhh...
>>156197683>the father bee that got his dick ripped off during sex>mother bee has like 200 kids and is still laying eggs
>>156197683Thanks for the infohttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149022756/#149023071
>I eat SHIT
>>156197683That shit is why appeal to nature doesnt work at all
>>156198517shit has SOVL, you know it came out hot from a real human anus and not some slop (((machine)))
>>156197370I hate Josh Cooley and so should you. He is not fit for Transformers.
>>156196954>>the story of a power bottom, ass to mouth adventures.this was considered before someone smart saw the gay faggot propaganda
>>156196954Never forget what they took from you
>>156196954NOOO WHAT ABOUT THE SCAT PORN THIS WOULD PRODUCE?!?
>>156198532Faggot
>>156196954>This shit is delicious!
>>156196954This is Indian cultural erasure
>>156197683>>156197719This is a terrible and possibly fetishy way of getting this message across, especially to children. Modern writers are incompetent.
Wow! A movie about Glitch's fans?!
>>156196954Let me guess : the book was about some horrid foreigner having to deal with normal kids making fun of their horrid ethnic food
>>156200457Yes
>>156200474Foreigners are so mean to their children >weird brown Indian kid goes to school >tries to act normal and wear normal clothes>dad shows up in those goofy Indian pajama outfits to pick him at schoolJust act normal jeez Stop embarrassing your kid ! My grandfather was from Italy but it’s notLike he walks around in a toga, he wears normal American clothes
>>156200516If I had a Toga I'd be walking around in that shit 24/7, believe me.
>>156196997They're too busy prepping them for the Israeli propaganda
>>156197370Hasbro hates TFO, just see how shitty it's SS figures have been.
>>156196954>generational trauma movie about Asians having weird smelling foodGood fucking riddance.
>>156201224Just act normal
>>156197370Anon I would love that to be the real reason it got canned. But the grim reality is probably they just cancelled it for business reasons and he's just out of a job now. Which is depressing, but it's what I've come to expect.If by next week we get a TF Two announcement I will happily eat shit and be pleasently surprised with hollywood doing a good decision.
>two tickets please for the SHIT EATING movie
>>156196954Was this disguised indian propaganda the whole time?
Coprophilia and scat, in animation, have traditionally been treated as a "family friendly", "safe" alternative to stories involving underage pregnancy. I'm not joking either. The Stewie mpreg episode only got greenlit because they already had Brian eat his shit
>>156201224Here’s a question, why does it smell like shit? Feces is a very distinct smell.
>>156197717It was probably being "adapted" as a generic coming-of-age movie about cartoon bug kids and the protag being a weirdo who becomes friends with other weirdos.Not too surprised it didn't go anywhere.
>>156202823It's most likely the fish sauce they are smelling since it's literally fermented fish.
>>156200442>possibly fetishy waygo outside
>>156196954I find it really really hard to understand how in all fuck anyone thought this was a good idea for a movie.
>>156202823>>156202896smells like sulfur when cooked and then cooled
>>156200516Your grandad fought fist to fist sith the know-nothings for the right to be a filthy wop and here's your clown ass carrying water for them. Disgusting. Somebody break his spaghetti.
>>156203197My grandfather fought the Jedi not the Sith
At least they haven't cancelled Locksmith's next film (although I'd guess they'd just shop it to Apple or Netflix anyway).Eddie and the Beanstalk should get an official unveiling any day now.
>>156198798>>156200410Girls poop too
>>156202954fetish or WHOLESOME 100 IMMIGRANT CULTURE, take your pick
