Sinner Adam editionPrevious: >>156170860Confused about the Lute!Eve thing? Start here: https://x.com/lutesaurus/status/2097058277192528194
>>156220421Reject humanity. Return to monkey.
>>156220421What sin did he commit?
>>156220746Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Greed, Envy, Lust, Sloth to name a few
>>156220746Double dipping.
>>156220746sperming out humanity
>>156220905That's not even his fault. What choice did he have if he was being constantly milked in the balls department.
>>156221061It was consensual. With Eve at least.
>>156221112>It was consensual. With Eve at least.That implies there was someone else who milked this man's balls besides Eve.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!STABBY-STAB-STAB-STABBY-STAB!!
>>156221129some say Lilith raped him.
>>156221129>That implies there was someone else who milked this man's balls besides Eve.
>>156221176>cucked his colleagueLucy is a bit of an asshole.
>>156221175>>156221176Yeah but I was mostly referring to Hazbin. I don't think Viv has any plans in having Lilith show up on earth and molest Adam before he died. Hazbin canon probably has Eve be the exclusive milk maid.
Do you think Viv will ever be insane years ahead to remake season 1 of hazbin?She seems to really dislike how that season turned out
>>156221245>S1 but all the scenes are just Adam eating.
>>156221245I don't blame her given how "all action no motion" it felt.
>>156221570lot of parkcore grinding
>Adam resumed pounding his FAT strong SLUT Broodmare. “Forget the horrors you’ve seen and the trauma you’ve experienced, bitch! Focus ONLY on the pleasure you’re experiencing! Let it consume you, you depraved baby-factory boi! Who is the King of Hell?” He spanked Lucifer hard. >”YOU ARE! FUCK ME YOUR MAJESTY!!!!!”, Lucifer screamed in primal Broodmare bliss. The horrible memories of being tortured for years evaporating in the sheer bliss of being bred.
>>156221684That's not Adam
>>156221684>A happy memory finally came to Lucifer. He was with Adam in the Academy, centuries ago. “Yo bro, I got you something,” Adam smiled, and presented him with a metallic cane. “Lucy, after the party, this will be yours. A symbol of our friendship,” he high-fived him.>Another memory came to him. It was the day after Lucifer had basically (with Adam’s help) tossed one of his worst torturers to Rosie’s cannibals. He’d plunged into alcoholism fast, horrified by post-rage clarity. He could still hear the angel scream. Sure she’d tortured him non-stop for THREE YEARS but he was still horrified by his behavior. >Still incredibly drunk, Lucifer called some metalworking Imps on the phone. “I want to commission you to make me a cane. A very particular one.”
>>156221695(AI is shit at rendering robes. I need more time to bash sense into the computer. Also this is Adam during the 700-year War, where he was constantly fighting demons)
>>156221809(The challenge is basic. I need to make a version of Adam who meshes with the brutal world I’ve built. If he’s too cartoony, he won’t mesh standing next to Lucifer)
>>156221245>Do you think Viv will ever be insanewill? like in future tense?
>>156221875Is the Zoophobia show still happening with the Spindlehorse layoffs?
>Another memory. “Your cane is ready, sir. I must admit I’m surprised you asked for THIS design. I mean it’s basically a modified version of one of the weapons Angels traditionally used to kill demons.”>Lucifer signed, “I need to remember my past to get a better sense of my future.”
Can the Adamsapple guy become a permanent resident of the trash thread please? It seems more his style.
>>156221891This shit takes several years. Maybe in 2029 we'd have a more concrete answer.Remember, there's still people who think there's gonna be a Family Guy movie 15-20 years after it's been announced.
>Then a hard spank snapped Lucifer back to reality. “Holy fuck dude, are you STILL having flashbacks? You’re zoning out too much,” Adam smirked.>Then he basically jack-hammered his fat Broodmare for about 45 minutes, always slowly down to deny climax when he sensed it coming.>Demon-Lute appeared and smirked, “Looks like I need to help.” Then she crawled under Lucifer’s gut and took his tumescence right into her mouth.>THAT turned off Lucifer’s brain. The pleasure had sent him to the place all his pain couldn’t hurt him. He was free.>The two of them worked together on Lucifer until it was impossible to continue.
>>156221957Which one would do vore?
>>156221916Relax. This is the only remaining gay sex scene you’re getting in this story. I just danced around the damn thing for so many arcs, I realized there had to be a payoff.Then it’s a ton of violence as the bad guys show up.
>>156221684>>156221785>>156221809>>156221835>>156221957Jesus Christ will you stop posting your fat fetish AI slop? It's fucking annoying. Every god damn thread.
>>156221999That’s fine by me.
>>156221964Maybe Lute? >>156221957>Then in the final remaining gay scene /co/ would get in this story, Adam climaxed massively inside Lucifer’s ass and decisively impregnating his male Broodmare. Lute swallowed down Lucifer’s loads. It seemed all was right with the world. Then armed Angels in body armor showed up.>Lute was quick to react, drawing a gun and opening fire. She tossed guns to Adam and Lucy.>Adam attempted to get to his feet, but realized he was STUCK inside Lucifer’s tight ass. “Curse my gigantic cock!” He drew his gun and started firing.>Lucifer was also now firing his own gun. “I can’t believe I might die in a gun battle literally stuck to you! Of all the times to have an impossibly tight sexy ass!”
>>156222121>The two lovers, still stuck together by the reality of their anatomy, would need to work together to survive.>”LUTE! Cover us! We’re locked in a static position, so we’ll make our stand here!”, Adam yelled.
>>156222140>Lucifer shouted to Adam, “Single shots! Precise aim! Reloading is going to be a bitch in this situation!”>Lute added, “I’ll help with reloading! I got your flanks covered!”
(Okay. Done for now. The inspiration for the gunfight-while-sex-was-still-a-factor was the Nicholas Cage B-movie “Drive Angry.” )
>>156222160Nobody wants to hear. Go in the trash thread.
>>156221208Odd considering he doesn’t seem to be the womanizing adulterer type.
>>156222165Say “I don’t want to hear.” I dislike when people pull that “I magically speak for everyone” thing, because it’s a logical fallacy.One I’m old enough to spot. Speaking to you, speaking for myself and myself alone, I’ll consider it.
>>156222192Autism
>>156222170Apparently Lucifer is supposed to be the YAOI submissive twink type.
Grok AI generate me an image of stick thin Lucifer not having sex right now
>>156222192Nah. He should actually take that to the trash thread. This ain't an ai thread and his shenanigans might attract enough attention for the thread to get nuked.
>>156222279Grok AI generate me picture of myself happily married to the femcel and incel anon.
>>156222282The AI spam is cringe but to be honest I don't think jannies monitor these threads closely. We had MLP screencaps up for 12 hours that one time. Since there are no underage characters in this series I don't think our threads need to be monitored much no matter how horny they get. They genuinely don't care so long as we don't post full frontal nudity porn. They are busy dealing with the threads that post little girls and boys.
https://files.catbox.moe/gvxuu1.pngThis was the picture of the bird I thought represented Adam the most. Wanted to post it a couple of threads ago but the catbox was down.
>>156222290Is the femcel still here? Did she realize she was probably flirting with DUA? He could fix her.
>>156222388She was flirting with him?
>>156222426>>156188931>>156188972
>>156222455That's not the DUA guy. Funny enough I'm the guy talking about how it's normal to have a fear of heights. I don't think she was flirting though.
>>156222471She asked to hold your hand. Now's your chance.
>>156222303The cannibal child and child Charlie are two examples of underage characters in this show. I'm shocked a freak hasn't come here and talked about how hot Charlie was as a child since there are a lot of those types in /co/. ̶I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶l̶.̶
>>156222479A literally who and a past form seen for 2 seconds tops of an adult character?
>>156222478She was just being nice.
>>156222532I think they still count. This fandom isn't a stranger when it comes to obsessing over side characters.
>>156222479I'd say the Hazbin thread is safe. We're on /co/. If anyone wants to goon to underage characters there are specific threads specifically for that. Hazbin mainly has adult characters. At most you'd get weird infantilized stuff with Lucifer but he still is a grown ass man.
The big irony of Hazbin Hotel (and Helluva Boss) is that it’s on a show on a blue board……but it has ZERO business being watched by anyone who isn’t an adult. It’s gruesome, brazenly sexual, bloody, scary, profane, religiously confused, morally confused, etc.It’s not an accident someone openly wondered if Vivziepop and DUA were actually the same person, lol. I don’t see it exactly but I get why someone would wonder. The writing is horny, violent, scattershot, and so on.
I want Sinner Adam already. He’s a goldmine of a character: a former demon-slayer now a demon himself…..but still in love with Lute. And even though she KNOWS he’s a demon, Lute can’t help but love him back.Lute ironically becomes the first (Non-Fallen) Angel to secretly marry a Demon.
>>156222856It would give Lute more dimension as a character because she’s not “I HATE SINNERS!!!!!” all the time.
>>156222885She's Eve.
>>156222897What a waste.
>>156222856it seems like he's made for it, with the rock'n'roll theme and horns. Not only it is ironic that he's the angelic demon slayer, but it's doubly ironic that we haven't seen a canon sinner form yet
>>156222856Imagine what that tongue can do. Imagine French kissing him.
I personally like the idea that Adam as a sinner would never have relationships with other sinners or even have one night stands with them because they’re his descendants Instead he would drown his sorrows with Imps, succubi, and hellhounds. But as he relates to them, he catches on to the oppressive system that Satan has been able to enact due to Lucifer’s negligent tendency to ignore the hellborn. And so Adam sets out, to reform hell by overthrowing Satan and freeing the imps and hellhounds from their chains
>>156222950I imagine his rock skills get him a degree of tolerance in Hell.
>>156223001I do like the idea of Adam becoming a champion of “The Common Man” Demon.
>>156223001I really don't think Adam cares about that
The symbol of the lower classes rising up in Hell would probably be something as subversive as they dare do in Hell.A Demon-motif decorated Christian cross, painted bright red and black.
Do you think his body was eaten by the cannibals offscreen and then he was reborn elsewhereor he sinnerfied before they could get him (and did the same body transform or did it vanish and his sinner form showed up)What if the cannibals ate him and then the distributed chunks of his body vanished from all their stomachs right before he reappeared as a sinnerI'm only asking cuz the tatted robes in the art >>156222856 imply it's the same robes as his dead body, but the floor is open to theorize about canon too, if we imagine Sinner Adam shows upI remember before Vox captured Lu in S2, people theorized that he whisked away Adam's body before the cannibals could get it and was gonna use his corpse as the secret weapon
>>156222192"I speak for no one but myself and i don't give a shit" should definitely enter people's vocabulary.
>>156223011>I understand why my shitty grandkids ended up down here, they fucking suck. I mean look at what they’ve done to the Earth. But the imps the hellhounds, they never did anything wrong. They never even ate the fucking Apple! Why the fuck should they have to suffer just for the crime of being born!
I remember a while back there was a post about Adam using his authority as the first Man to turn Sallie May into a biological woman. While that post clearly only existed for a breeding fetish, I do really like the idea that Adam has a limited ability to reshape the hellborn like Prometheus. Allowing him to cure their permanent wounds and possibly even grant them souls
>>156223074I don't think he can do that.
even ignoring the Exterminations, Adam demanding them all worship him before dying is a major sin. If he came back as a sinner, this & heretically misleading the masses might be the focus of his new role as opposed to genocider. Early Christianity had a bunch of sects where people would worship bit characters form the Bible, like the snake.Assuming Adam wouldn't forget his previous role and obligations, he would insist he's been cast down by accident, that Sinners should worship him as an anointed archangel from Heaven. He might accept a form of redemption, but this time done on his (incorrect) terms, so still competes with the hotel.I don't think he'd be a major character. He'd be weaker than what he was, but around Overlord level with his own power base. His relevance to the narrative going forward, besides his relationship with Lute, would be on par with the Vees or Carmilla/ZestialBearing in mind over a month has passed since he died and we haven't seen him publicly yet...
>>156223183He definitely could amass fans fast by picking up angry lower-class demons.
>>156223183We haven't seen him publicly because he's having a loser arc holed up in his shitty Hell apartment and gorging on takeout.
Adam will be so fat and gross by the time he emerges in public that Lute will cream her panties just looking at him.
>Meanwhile, the middle-aged Octavia was talking to her BFFs on the phone. “Well Mox and Mills, I would love to go kill some invasive animals with you in Wrath. I’m pretty much done for the event. Someone else will continue tomorrow. Just let me take care of one little thing, and I’ll see you then.”>She departed the event and went to her oversized camping van. “Did Mommy’s fat pig miss me?”, a naughty grin came over Octavia’s maternal features.>On the floor was Mammon, even fatter than he was before. He was bondaged up pretty thoroughly.>”Funny, I thought you were such a tough guy. Who would have suspected a GREEDY fatass like you would be vulnerable to domination,” Octavia smirked, pulling out a heavy paddle. “The problem with Greed is you don’t know when to stop.” she winked. Then she shut the door and locked it behind her.>Lucifer and Adam had successfully detached from one another, routing their Angel adversaries.>Adam signed wistfully, “You haven’t lost a step Lucky. You still got it, even as a slutty Broodmare. It makes me so frustrated because THIS is what we should have been all along. You and I, fighting side-by-side, but they took you from me….a piece at a time. I’m going to finish what I started.”>Lucifer then picked up one of the guns the Angels had been using.
>>156223469>Lucifer examined the weapon. “I personally took charge of Hell’s armories during the war. I can guess where it came from.” He looked at it, then smirked, “It’s an illegal copy of a Carmine 1911 handgun. We manufactured them heavily during the war. This one has the telltale markings of exposure to acid rain, which screams Greed ring to me. But looking closer, even with the serial numbers filed off, this weapon was grabbed in haste. I remember the guy who tried to shoot me with this gun. The pistol frequently had hangfire malfunctions. If the rest of their weapons are in this level of shape….,they’re short of funds, time and skill. This isn’t a slick polished operation, they just want to find us and kill us as soon as they can.”
>>156223387Well he has tapped a ton of succubi. But his demon heart belongs to Lute.
>>156223355>>156223387Honestly I'm expecting him to have been trapped in a borderline odyssey through a series of unfortunate events (most of them being caused by him or technically his fault). If everything went well he would have meet up with Lute pretty quickly and calmed the whole debacle down. Except he got extremely unlucky and is borderline stuck.
>>156223355She shamelessly licks her lips at the sight of his belly.
>>156223001>>156223011>>156223052You guys have such a bizarre view of Adam as a character.
i genuinely don't understand the mentality of 'adam groomed lute!' theorists - i wonder what this person thought of the BFF merch? https://x.com/karmicanine/status/2119321696356499553
>>156224184yeah like at MOST i could see striker being all 'hey thanks for helping even the playing field against those goetic fucks' but not much more, and that'd be very conditional on adam not making an ass of himself (which well...)
>>156222925Hey it's Hazbin. It was pretty obvious they were gonna do something like that with Eve.
>>156224204They ignore the merch and will probably throw the biggest tantrum when it's revealed she's Eve and that most of the bad stuff she did was actually her idea.
>>156224204This person is a certified retard and a self proclaimed lesbian so they're probably projecting
>>156224229Honestly I'd more see it as him doing something normally inconsequential which accidentally sparks the revolution. Like he's just trying to get a plate of ribs and somehow that escalated to the extent he's getting dragged along by the hellborn which are going full Les Miserables. He's like a complete unwilling participant in the whole thing.
>>156224292>self proclaimed lesbian How does that work? Self proclaimed as in "I have never dated a woman in my life"?
>>156224307He doesn't give a fucking fuck about Hellborn because they're not an extension of him. Sinners are at least his spawns according to him and he feels some ownership there.
measured bone pressed, how big is adam's erect penis? how big would it be at modern human scale?
>>156224333Obscenely huge but luckily Eve was tapping that before math was invented so she didn't know it was supposed to be too big for her
>>156224333You tell me
>>156224329Yeah that's the whole point. He doesn't give a shit about hellborn but through sheer bad luck he's unwillingly dragged along in their crazy revolution. It's the equivalent going to some foreign country trying to buy some desserts which accidentally leads to a violent regime chance and somehow you are stuck through the whole process helping these lunatics without a say in the matter.
I swear this fandom is autistic about at least one character.
>>156224399You say this in the designated Adam and Lute autism thread.
>>156224204Fallenwings shipper
>>156224399That's the sign of true fandom. If there's no autism then it's pure astro turfed slop.
>>156224462Very obviously so.
>>156224399DUA’s work is Pure Autism about how Adam & Lucifer (especially him) were once best bros but things just went wrong for a long time.
>>156224653Stop talking about yourself DUA.
>>156224666He belongs in the trash thread. With his people.
>>156222925Nope. It would actually be the best writing decision Viv has ever made.
>>156222192Right, so anyway like I was saying, nobody wants that shit here except probably this guy. Move it along now.
>>156224653What's a DUA? Is that just TransLute?
>>156224693This is a different guy this time, the guy who's posting all the AI images and fanfic.
>>156224709I see. Yeah I know they need to go to the trash thread. Their shit is atrocious. Both the writing and the images.
>>156224672They probably want the whole Lilith twin thing or they want her to be introduced halfway through the show, as in, next season.
In the Blu-ray commentary Vivziepop said she hates toilet humor and doesn't allow it in her shows. Sorry Adamfags but he'll never belch or fart on screen.
>>156224817That's probably for the better.
>>156224817Thank God. The fandom would go nuts if Adam farted near Lute.
>>156225008You'd love it.
They also finished recording season 4, meaning everything. Sam Haft apparently said that they are working for the songs in season 5. Next spring/summer is when we're going to get some news. https://x.com/DreamSaya_xo/status/2119467557799199068
>>156225085Well it would be interesting.
>>156225151Finally some actual news! This is the order I thought might happen. Sounds like Hazbin S3 and S4 might be closer together than S2 is to S3. Also sounds like Helluva Slop is going to end on a long ass cliffhanger.
>>156225212>Hazbin S3 and S4 might be closer together than S2 is to S3Yes. This was already confirmed by Viv over a year ago. It's not new info. Season 3 / Season 4 were written and worked on together. So we can anticipate significant news, I assume a clip or cast announcement or even a teaser, in spring/summer. Then it's possible we may be getting the release.. mid or late 2027?
>>156225235It's good to know that Helluva Boss S4 is definitely not coming between Hazbin S3 and S4.
>>156225212Blitzo BETTER EPIC WIN in Season 4.
>>156225291It's gonna be mid win
>>156225291We already know Stolitz is endgame
>>156224721Oh you want me to step up my game huh?>”Ahem. Can I interrupt your Mexican soap opera/gay porno for a moment?”, A bored and cynical voice said. Adam’s eyes widened. In the demon before him, he saw half of himself. “That’s right DAD, the fairy tale is fucking over. Welcome to real life. While you were off fucking around breeding, your offspring were trying to survive this shithole place. You never called us. You never helped us. You never said you loved us.”“So I wanted you, my so-called father, that we are suing you collectively in a class action lawsuit. We are coming for EVERYTHING you owe us. Don’t look so shocked, it’s insulting! This isn’t an erotic fantasy where you impregnate dozens and there are zero consequences! I live the life I live because of your failure as a father.”>Then the Hybrid turned to Lucifer, “Don’t be like HIM and neglect your offspring. Because if you do, one day they will come after you.”>Lucifer tried to cover Adam, “I must share responsibility with…..”>The Hybrid cut him off, “Responsibility?! You try to shift blame to yourself to protect HIM?! FUCK YOU, Sir. With all due respect to your legendary suffering, I know damn well who is to blame. He is my FATHER! You’re just the guy HE’S FUCKING!”>Adam blurted out, “Angels are trying to kill us! You’re in danger!”>The Hybrid replied, “Then I suggest you hide.”
>>156225578Nope. We want you to fuck off in the trash thread.
>>156225754Are you allergic to the word “I”? Say “I want” because you are not plural.
>>156225754>>156225796I actually agree with this guy. The Trash thread is a better place for the ai slop and fanfic.
>>156225796So anyway, *****WE***** (in case I was in clear to you) want you in the trash thread. Get that gross AI shit out of here.
>>156224288it really was fascinating scrolling through that thread and seeing an unironic 'adam was the only reason lute did anything wrong ever' in the wild... and so many headcanons about the creation/purpose of the exorcists, or adam 'breaking her trust' or whatever...and i bet if the show ever explicitly disproves the adam groomer narrative they would be FURIOUS that lute wasn't abused by him.
>>156225796How about you say "yes sir" as you get fucked in the ass.
>>156225903GACHIMUCHI
>>156225862In the most bored tone I can muster, I already agreed not to post anymore AI art. I can back that up. It’s IN the thread.
>>156225928Great. The next step is to stop posting your AI generated writing.
>>156225903>>156225918Since I’m actually IN my story, I can tell that already happened.
>>156225936Has it ever occurred to you I might just have a very high vocabulary since I’m way older than you and actually READ books growing up? I’ve heard modern students are apparently illiterate these days.
>>156226012When did I point to the fact that your colorful vocabulary was an indicator of using AI? You have no idea how old I am. It's just logical that if you are to use crappy AI art, then you're probably using AI for your writing. Your spam posting is annoying as fuck. Leave already. And for the record, you're writing is not good. I don't know why you're under the impression that it is. And it has nothing to do with your vocabulary.
>>156226012Seriously I’m willing to bet MOST people who programmed AI were in fact fucking AUTISTIC. Of course I sound like a fucking robot.
>>156226053Everyone here is autistic
>>156226030If it’s so bad, then my writing wasn’t made by a fucking robot. You just shot down your own argument.
>>156226053This guy is legit convinced that his writing is exceptional and his vocabulary so sophisticated that he assumes anyone accusing him of using AI must simply be unable to comprehend his literary brilliance.No guy, you posted shitty AI art, so why would you not use AI for your shit writing? And you keep spam posting like a motherfucker.
DUA's yaoi writing is fascinatingly moidbrained for a genre that's usually full of women. So much emphasis on being BRED and POUNDED.
>>156226098?? You do know that AI has gotten really good that it doesn't just simply sound like a robot if you know what you're doing. That's not why I was accusing you, you fucking idiot. I told you: you posted a shit ton of a i art, logically, you would use AI for your shit writing. And you kept spam posting all fucking day. Get off your high horse and stop eating your own shit.
>>156225151>HB S3 part 2 before Hazbin returnsPain. But at least 2 seasons of Hazbin before we see Helluva shit again.
>>156226119Have you seen all the HB threads he keeps making about Blitzo?
>>156226131Oh God no. Show me
>>156226106I use AI for art because I cannot draw, Sherlock. I’ve been writing for 30 years before the fucking internet even existed.And for a so-called critic, you’re a really….unimpressive one.
>>156226183Based horny gay boomer
>>156226183Could you generate sinner Adam?
>>156226201Technically I’m a Millennial. And I’ve come to strongly suspect the younger generations cannot do critical analysis since they apparently go to college illiterate. How can they criticize me if you cannot READ?
