Why did anyone ever think Velma was gay?
They didn't think she was gay, they WANT her to be gay. They're trying to meme it into reality.
>>156222013Red rocket
Women can't be gay, Mortya-all women crave cock, m-morty
>>156222109He didn't say that.
>>156222013shipping culture.it's funny because each and every pairing in the gang kinda worksnone with scooby tho. he belongs to the furries.
>>156222109
>>156222167uh yeah. it's pretty obvious he was THINKING it
>>156222175That guy looks so unhappy to be their
>>156222254Doing suspension ties while sweating your balls off does sound uncomfortable.
>>156222172>each and every pairing in the gang kinda worksI need more Shaggy x Daphne and Fred x Velma
>>156222013Dogshit meme but to answer the OP's question noVelma was NEVER ever implied in the original cartoons to be a dyke, from the start they were romantic pairs: Fred and Daphne were the populars and Shaggy/Velma were the outcastsVelma was made a dyle well into the 2010s by faggot writers the same way Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy were, it's political sabotage of cartoons to brainwash children into normalizing it
>>156222369>Shaggy x Daphnebased as fuck.
>>156222383it's cringy because they're trying to normalize something that's completely normal.
>>156222369>Fred x VelmaWould actually work so fucking well given how they both love mysteries and the integral mystery solving portion of Mystery Inc. Those two would be constantly having autistic discussions about mysteries.
No. I watched the Johnny Bravo crossover as a kid and that cemented her in my head as being into hunks so nobody in the gang fit her tastes.
>>156222013She was coded as a proto spinster, so little interest in men, which could be read as open to a lesbian relationship or just ace.
>>156222883>nobody in the gang fit her tastes.Not even Fred's autism?
>See at least two sentient beings together>Suddenly lust/romanceGo to church, Anon. No really, dress up with your family and go there. Clearly, your head is too corrupted that every instance of wholesomeness is devoid from your psychie.Go there and cleanse that unstable mentality of yours..
>>156222827This
>>156222827We have been pushing the wrong pairings all this time
>>156222383>Velma was made a dyl-what a shame, bitch needs to hit the weights again
>>156224087The funny thing is that going by the physical stats they've given for the characters, Velma is supposed to be skinny as hell under that poofy sweater.
>>156222013They didn’t dress feminine. That meant she was a “dyke”. That’s it.If a female character isn’t ultra feminine, every American and Canadian assumes they are gay.
>>156225155The physical stats don't make sense in first place, but Velma is definitely thinner than in her fanart
>>156225718Now I want to see Velma in a dress
>>156222013People used to insult her by calling her a lesbian because she was ugly, but apparently people did not get that insults aren't meant to be taken literally.
in the james gunn movie they originally planned to make velma a lesbian but they got rejected
>>156222013It doesn't count as straight if it's not with a human.
>>156222013She's the "literally me" character for loser women, which includes minority and gay women. This is why she gets turned gay/brown/chinese the most often of any of the gang.
>>156227813What
>>156222254>all his years of training as an Eagle Scout >all that work to get all those merit badges, learning somany survivalist skills just to facilitate some guys sick fantasy.Id be miserable as well.
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>>156230717Anon.. thank you...
>>156222013See looks like a queer. She talks like a fag and her shit is all retarded.
>>156227241Not surprised.
Will Coco Diablo return?
>>156231979Ah yes, that time Johnny finally bit the bullet and asked Velma how she approaches women.
>>156225718She wears a miniskirt.
>>156222175Kek
>>156222383Damn
>>156222013I'm pretty sure she was fucking Scooby every chance she got. Dog dick is better than NO dick.
>>156237003She had 2 human dicks on the van, if you want dog dick stop self-inserting and get one already, coward.
>>156237348What
>>156237164watch me swooce right in
>>156234252She needs to get the Scrappy Doo treatment.
>>156237348Shaggy ain't into her, is probably asexual, and Fred is with Daphne, moron. Velma's the nerd with boring hobbies and is generally a third wheel.
