Good morning, grandpa. Another week, another chuckle brought to you by the newspaper comics. Yes, just one. A singular chuckle.
count cards while you waitif you invite Shady Shrew to cards, you can't get upset when he cheats
solemn serials>>156142192
>>156222991>Good morning, grandpaCRINGE
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>>156222998Well there's only 20 cards in that deck. and the fact that there are two Ace of hearts when a standard deck onlu has onw which suggests Shady has placed extra aces to the deck.
>>156223016>all-beef frankmmmmm, earth
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>>156142210 >>156223007based
>>156142214 well, that went nowhere
>>156142220 the vibecoded web page for PV's 90th hasn't updated as promised lolhttps://comicskingdom.com/road-to-90
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>>156142228 ???
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Columbus was just drawn that way
>>1562229983&4; Extra Z & Decal on boy's capIgnoring the ace of hearts, it's just a card game to pass the time. Neither of them seem to be gambling. Chill, Slylock..Tail feather on background stork, Gill on fish, Doggo's tail, Seperate smaller flame, Smokestack on background boat & upper left frond on palm treeb) Nauru
Iä! Iä!
thigh, breast, wing > brain, heart, courage
>>156223169cursed
>>156223072>eternally troubled Strait of HormuzWho knew Prince Valiant could get political?
magic
>>156223157Fun fact: For a weird reason, I considered this reaction two nights before because Comic Kingdom still leaks comics a whole week ahead of time, especially when a strip only has Sunday comics at the moment.
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>>156223267There are layers to this.
>>156223333>Comic Kingdom still leaks comics a whole week ahead of time, especially when a strip only has Sunday comics at the moment.If you’re a premium subscriber on comics kingdom they give you a week of comics early. I was wondering the same thing when I saw they were doing it with rosebuds and I asked Super Dee about it.
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it's a hard life, being a daily cartoonist
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>>156223350spooky
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHQGjRq_XRE
>>156223389I think Cash is having a mental breakdown and just submitting that as strips now.
>walking out of town on the highwayok grandpa, time to get you checked out
>>156223247Workshops like that a diamond dozen.
>>156223455Oh no, Ham is about to have another member of the cuckold club.
this is actually what happened with Newton
>>156223540I guess you had to be there
back next week with morehave a good one
>>156223488The title panel makes me think of that old Burger King Kids' Club commercial.
>>156223267Guest writer? This one is dangerously close to being entertaining.>>156223430Butt>>156223558Thanks, anon
>>156223576This week: hypno-sisters.
Rina Piccolo is doing a new weekly thing,https://www.gocomics.com/extras/new-comic-rinas-odd-little-page
>>156223588And speaking of>no Tina's GrooveONE JOB
>>156223588>>156223595many jobsfor whatever reason, I don't much care for the "monica is weird" stripsthanks for sharing!
>>156223558where zippy
>>156223431>HavingThey've been posting about themselves since the first day they took over. Artistically terrible, creatively bankrupt. I could have read Jaimes forever, but I'd rather Nancy stop than Cash keep doing it
>>156223720fuck, that one I did actually forget
>>156223389holy shit Cash you suck so fucking much
>>156223576You cannot escape the Queen of Toonforce (Rosa notwithstanding).
>>156223054A bit anticlimactic but funny.
>>156222991You just wait, Hon.You just wait ....
>>156223389yes, can you get olivia to return?>>156223395okay, so the sunday strip mentions bushmiller and olivia jaimes, and this one has a reminder of the horrors of gilchristget jerry scott in there and we'll have a bingo of some sort
>>156223242He's also the neighborhood rapist
>>156223389I would choke her to death but I'm afraid she'd just say "harder daddy"
>>156223149>just let him cheat bro, it’s fine as long as no one is losing money He’s not there to investigate Shady, he just happened to realize the guy he’s playing with is going to cheat.
>>156223430>guy touching at his chin whith a dumb smile on his face commenting on mythologica creatures
>>156223395>those shortsLemme guess, he's gay too now.
>>156223125Gtok ....
>>156223132He sailed into the fourth wall
>>156223200No lightning?
>>156223132How Truman Show-esque...
>>156223227He's wearing undies, so he isn't naked.
>>156222991>"I cry but I can't buy>Your Veteran's Day poppy>It don't get me high>It can only make me cry>It can never grow another son>Like the one who warmed me>My days after rain and>Warmed my breath, my life's blood.">Screaming empty, she cries:>"It don't get me high>It can only make me cry>Your Veteran Day poppy."
>>156223232Not romping barefoot?
I honestly thought when I got old I'd find the Sunday Funnies a welcoming place and not a source of enragement at mediocrity. Also, Randy Milholland literally creating Patreon to rescue him from phone collections on ambulance patients so he could make Something*Positive just for him to use it as a springboard to ruin Popeye bothers me more than it probably should. OTOH Caroline Cash needs to go far, far away and stay there. She's probably paid $1K per strip per paper running it if rates haven't dropped much.
>>156223304>Garfield has a new joke>It's metaUndeerrated.
>>156223323Live long and prosper, Dean
>>156223360The whale got blown
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OFFICIAL TIER LISTTHIS SPACE FOR RENTSLYLOCK TIER:>>156222998CHUCKLE TIER:Alley OopB.C.Beware Of ToddlerBlondieBrewster Rockit: Space Guy!CrabgrassCurtisDark Side Of The Horse (Lemons)Doonesbury (wow)Far SideIn The BleachersPicklesPopeyeSherman's LagoonWizard Of Id (ant)Pooch CaféCOMFY TIER:For Better Or For WorseBreaking Cat NewsRosebuds (weeklies)Zippy The PinheadOne Big HappyAPPLECORE:>>156223518>>156223548All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).
>>156223366Did you get a reply?
>>156223227>>156223338Boy nudity tier >>156223125>>156223354what's my password tier >>156223206>>156224404Playing God with weather tier
>>156222991WARNEVER BEEN SO MUCH FUN
>>156223389What if Nancy actually mattered again?
>>156223430There's something wrong with me.I don't want Phoebe to stripoff her socks.
>>156226569>new jokeIn the late 1980s Garfield's pissed off about something he sees on tv, dials the tv station and when someone picks up he tries to complain but only snarls "MEOW" before hanging up embarrassed. They're careful not to repeat this gag (Garfield forgets Jon is fundamentally psychic) too often but it's been reused a few times between then and now.
>>156226703>TIER LIST
>>156223462kek
>>156226707Yeah, his reply was how I found out.
>>156223558Thanks for posting, Anon.
>>156223581This would be funny if it wasn't real.
>>156223587Was she now?
>>156222991>I don't know about war. Is keeping your child ignorant of the world really something the UK does? I guess that's why they basically fucked themselves over with brexit.
>>156224395Snoopy didn't carrot all
>>156226697An old Heart of the City!Thanks, Anon!
>>156226789don't forget Wizard of Oz with other creatures tier:>>156223119>>156223163
>>156223488Maria is very pretty. Lots of people here fixate on Rosa, but for me it's Maria. Looks and personality wise.
>>156227453It's a Canadian comic. Maybe the big Canadian comic. >>156223952I like her art enough, but I agree, the autobio stuff she brought over doesn't fit well with Nancy.
>>156223304Heh
>>156223389>>156223395Would someone mind posting the Phil fumble storyline from this week?
>>156229273there you go anon
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>>156229669>>156229679She really puts the least effort into the main character, doesn't she?
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>>156229733i didn't expect cash to acknowledge fritzi and phil getting married in the gilchrist run
>>156229748and that's all, folks
>>156228268a lot of synchronized strips this week
>>156223389cash can keep doing the art, but for the love of god, get someone else to actually write this shit. Bring Olivia back, have the rose buds guy do it, force an orangutan to use a typewriter, get anyone else to do it.except for Gilchrist
>>156223488>>156223576rosa's a cryptid
>>156229690>what if Wednesday Addams had phone?!?ground-breaking stuff here Cash.
>>156229658I think she's a bit too meta at times.
>>156230678idk, that one is ok
>>156231631If it was written in 2007 maybe, but having facebook on a phone isn't a punchline in the big 26
>>156222991How fucking far into the endless rerun is For Better Or Worse these days? My local paper got rid of the strip in 2018 and don't know if they resurrected it or still rerunning it from day one?
>>156232639They are in 1997 this year.
>>156232639>>156232784Have they ever talked about ending the repeats and resuming the story? Really want to see Liz dealing with having barely escaped her hellish marriage to Anthony only to find her dad has left her mom for a younger woman and her sister disowning the family
>>156232804I don't think it's going to come back and continue. Johnson is almost 80 years old.
>>156223200I see Brunhilda is starting her Devil Exam.
>>156223190who the fuck remembers tom bombadiil
>>156222998- 3) and 4), the kid's hat and the length of the mosquito's z's- Bent cards and double aces of hearts. And yeah, they really brought this on themselves inviting him over.- Elijah's pic is actually genuinely good.- b) Naoero (formerly Nauru)- 1) upper-left leaves on the palm tree, 2) gills on the fish, 3) tail feathers on the bird in the back, 4) extra spark of flame on the fire, 5) length of the dog's tail, 6) smokestack on the boat in the back.Also what the fuck, is that fish still alive? That's sick, Bob Jr. Real sick.>>156223206Kek. This has always been one of my favorites Calvin and Hobbes strips.>>156223227Dreamception. Actually pretty funny.>>156223304Also pretty funny.>>156223360>Sperm whale all over the beachLewd.>>156223383Okay, this got a genuine laugh out of me.>>156223389And now it's gone.>What if I got Olivia to return-- but only if she draws Nancy in the style of Prince Valiant?Yes, please. Anybody and anything but this overly modern webcomic-esque trash.>>156234389Real ones.
>>156223332Number 1 is lucky the hand of God doesn’t just smash the blue car down on him.
Pass.
>>156223186>>156223206>>156223304>>156223389chuckle-tier>>156223430rapeable horse-tier
>>156232804>Have they ever talked about ending the repeats and resuming the story?Yeah, they said it's never happening because the story they wanted to tell is over, period.
>>156223284i don't get it. it must be a regional dialect
>>156235022The hand of God knows that smashing cars into cars is reserved for chinky off-brand Excite Car !! 3-Pack Pak Sports! plastic-bodied shitboxes from the Dollar Store, who stand no chance against the alloy-infused power of ZAMAC™.
>>156228694she's got them mother bearing hips
>>156223531holy shit it's Judge DeMarco
>>156223587>messy hair mariait's a subtle change but... oh my
>>156223027boring artstyle
>>156238252Well my parents took me to a Micro Machines church so it was that and finding places to hide them.
>>156238217Regional dialect? What do you think this is, a Simpsons meme?https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/galoot
>>156240703somehow i get it even less
>>156238418Properly drawn bedhead is rarely not sexy.
