More like WildFLOP lmao
>>156226243Give your one sentemce pitch to Laika to finally give them an animated hit.
>>156226446A sequel to Coraline.
>>156226243Funny how people will use a movie flopping as some kind of gotcha, but when a movie is a massive success like The Odyssey, it's suddenly a sea of cope about how it doesn't count.
At this rate they will drop the stop motion entirely in a movie or two lole lmao even.
>>156226446A sci-fi mecha story in the vein of Gundam/Blue Gender/Evangelion/Gunbuster. Put that autistic attention to detail to work doing super crazy intricate mechporn and space battles.
>>156226528It's almost like people aren't a fucking hive mind.
>>156226446Make a psychonauts movie
>>156226528>200 movies fail>One goes well>Anon doesn't understand how it does not balance itself out.
>>156226446Just adapt another Gaiman book
>>156226499Impossible with Gailman now being outdated as a piece of shit.
>>156226756>It's almost like
>>156226243>Dad encourages his ~2 year old son to be gay or accept something as stupid as non binaryThat tells you this movie was written by millennials
>>156226446I legit don't know what LAIKA could've done differently with Wildwood's advertising. The trailers constantly emphasized their most popular film as the studio's credentials
>>156226446Space opera mecha
>>156226243Want to go see it. But I need to ask. Is there any gay shit in it?
>>156227290yes, do you even need to ask?
>>156227290No
The movie was worth it for HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAx1X34IZTw
>>156228056Who?
>>156226528The only high profile anti-woke content creator that thought Nolan Odyssey would fail was some Korean guy, both Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker rightfully knew it would be a commercial success and even mentioned that would be the case in videos and tweets/X posts before the movie premiered.
>>156228077my boyfriend
>>156228115Half of /tv/ said it would flop.
Just got back from seeing it. Worth watching for the animation alone. I was prepared for some nitpicky areas from watching a few reviews, but I'm not really sure I would have cared or even noticed them if I hadn't known ahead of time I was just that into the visuals. The plot is a lot closer to what I remember of Narnia, though I've never been into that series, but this is the Hobbit movie I wish we could have gotten.
>>156226243The Governess NEEDS to groom me, it just has to happen.>>156227290It is set in Oregon so yes but it isn't as in your face or obnoxious as you think except for this line >>156227005 but that is still in character, awful father anyway aside from that.>>156228056I loved every scene with them marching, especially that final march. They looked so cool in those jackets and the fact that they had breach-loaders but only shot once before charges shows how you can only go so far with beast soldiers.>>156226528A high profile director like Nolan will always do well but that leads to a discussion about how many great films do badly and many awful films do amazingly. For me the writing is key so something with flashy lights and beautiful images does absolutely nothing for me and Nolan relies on those things too much in my opinion. I also despise when people take a story written by someone like Homer or Shakespeare and change it to be "anti-war" or a "feminist retelling" rather then engage with the source honestly.unc nolan's washed fr fr no cap on god etc.
>>156226446This >>156226786
>>156228882The visuals are amazing but I don't think it relies on them which helps me appreciate them more. The eagle getting anti-airred was jarring but in a good way thematically after such a pretty scene.>Hobbit movieThat answers >>156226446
>>156226809No, Pratchett.
>>156228935>>156228882We have a perfectly good Hobbit movie already.
>>156228992True, I do love that one. I was more thinking the idea of the one that devolved into that awful trilogy.
>>156227005>didn't get a vasectomy after they had their first child Alexandra let them keepYOU HAD ONE JOB
>>156229090I actually fir a second thought the line “we didn’t think it was possible” was implying he did get a vasectomy, and it failed.
>>156226811Niggas doing know who he is and even if someone told them, they wouldn't be the people to care if it meant Coraline 2.
>>156226446Doco on Permian fauna (Like Prehistoric Beast)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlaXIRTjNfo
>>156226243This could have been a generational masterpiece with a few tweaks to the script and toneMissed opportunity
>>156227005>>156228899>It is set in Oregon so yes but it isn't as in your face or obnoxious as you think except for this line what line? i do not recall this. Maybe the italian dubbing was different
>>156230016It was a very minor line and one that really has no relevance on the story but the dad, speaking about his baby son, states "whoever they marry, him, her or they, can move in here with us.". Something of it's time that seems relatively innocuous now but will date the movie in ten to twenty years.
>>156226446an actual action movie with superheroes. no more hipster doofus shit with queer characters and generational trauma. Pixar gets away with inside Out because of the fuckable character design.
>>156226243I heard it shows her failure shitlib parents much the same way as Coraline, and I'm too angry at liberals and jews to even goonwatch this movie. I don't want to see movies of shitty retarded mongrels misunderstanding how society works. I'd be too angry at her parents to watch the movie, for free on a stream site.
>>156227005That didn't happen.>>156230016The dad is saying some shit to the daughter about how he hopes the baby will be happy with a girl some day, then says or a boy or a they. If anything there's a hint of him mocking the increasing absurdity as he goes.The real shit line was when he says "We even tried western medicine" In this day and age I can't handle and shithead acting like settled science is scary and not to be trusted. It's especially odd because that shit isn't in the book.
>>156226809Selick was trying to get that off the ground for years. Probably not now though
>>156230306>The real shit line was when he says "We even tried western medicine"that was clearly a joke and a dig at hippie/radical chic types
>>156230342I honestly don't think it was a joke or dig. It came at a serious somber moment. I don't think the film was trying to express anything other than it thinks that's who the parents are as people, I just really hate that shit full stop.
>>156226446They already opened a live-action unit beacuse Knight's father is already getting tired of his son's puppets losing money
>>156230362nah, the start of the parents flashback is quite humorous it's meant to highlight how aloof and irresponsible they were as peoplehence the daughter getting particularly upset. it's justified by their incompetence
>>156230387I half suspected he was directing very commercial stuff like Bumblebee and He-Man to directly funnel the money he makes into Laika. To make it lose less money.But considering he claims every bit of the last 16 years was in making Wildwood, that is including the other movies they made to improve techniques to make Wildwood possible, it's possible he has his own ideas for films and he's doing other properties for experience.
>>156230409I don't recall it starting humorous.And I'm not sure how it highlights they're aloof...?It was funny to see Prue kind of burned out on the worst excesses of Portland. That's a thing I don't think the film wanted to present, but it did seem to be there.
>>156226446Winnie the Pooh is public domain, make a Winnie the Pooh movie.
>>156226243You bitches sure spend a lot of time, mental angst and anxiety worrying about other people's finances.
>>156230306I wonder how they feel about vaccines.
>>156230501I’m imagining a live action child interacting with stop motion animated stuffed animals as close as possible to the originals owned by Chris Milne. Kinda like Jan Svankmajer’s Alice.
>>156228056i like dmitri betterhe's so pathetic. i wish he had a little more screentime, but the movie was already so crowded anyway. he had his little scene, which was fine.
>waste 15 years making a bland looking stop motion garbage>add woke>turns into a mega flopits like pottery it rhymes
Listen, it looks pretty but the movie is pretty generic writing and character wise
>>156231450Making a movie about Portland without the woke is like making a movie about Detroit without the blacks.
>>156226446Undertale
>>156230237The movie is pretty damning on her parents.
>>156230306>"We even tried western medicine"Depends on who's paying, if your insurance sucks than you might as well get a faith healer.
i want to watch it but it's not screening in my area
>>156226243The governess should just have made a coup d'etat and made everyone find her son's corpse in the forest. There was no need to sacrifice the toddler.Or better yet, just groom the kid into becoming the perfect replica of her son, just with blonde hair.
>>156226528>muh rt score>muh nielsen ratings>muh box office takeMetricsfags will always be the most dreary autists, they're like powerscalers, but with corporate accounting. What matters is whether (You) find a piece of entertainment enjoyable, not what faggy critics or normies think of it and certainly not whether it was profitable or not.
>>156227290The second in comand bandit chick is a lesbian.
>>156227290>needs a trigger warning for gay character in the background
>>156230069I don't think it will, because the actual point of the line is emphasizing how weird the parents are being by, apparently, arguing that this baby is going to stay inside this house for his entire life. The fact that the father goes through all of those options only heightens the fact.Also like, the parents are legitimately weird people. The movie doesn't pretend their normal or to be emulated mindlessly. It's both a point of comedy and somewhat drama in the movie that they're clearly hiding something, making you suspect they might be like, druids on the lamb or something. But no, they're garden variety, hippie crackpots who are completely out of their depth and as soon as they're confronted by what's going on, they kind of fold, refusing to do anything and even default to, again comedically, talking about getting the police and FBI involved.The key thing is Prue is depicted as fairly "normal" and has no opinion on any of this stuff. It's very easy for an audience a decade or so removed from the current political climate to find the parents still amusing, and their idiosyncrasies another aspect in how the adults of Prue's world are almost incapable of being relied upon on their own. That they're just weirdos.
>>156227226"Stop-motion = horror" is cliche but if they lied and marketed Wildwood as a Halloween movie, I think normalfags would've gone out to see it
>>156226809NO MORE (((ADAPTATIONS)))
>>156226446Hear me out.
>>156230069>but will date the movie in ten to twenty years.It was dated when they had a sign for Drag Queen Story Time, given how much came out since production about them.
>>156235399>they had a sign for Drag Queen Story TimeWait, that's an actual thing in the movie? It's not made-up slander by some right-wing commentators? The fuck were they thinking?
>>156235399Hey at least it was just one sign and they didn't dedicate an entire movie to, say... a little boy wanting to become a goddamn mermaid. Thanks, Cartoon Saloon. You went from Wolfwalkers to... ugh, Julian.
>>156226446An adaptation of Majora's Mask. 6 Films total, stick very closely to the story of the game.
>>156235624Zamn! Tariq... was right?
>>156235298Why not?
>>156226446Medieval Knight themed space bikers return a lost royal baby to an alien empire
>>156226446Orlando Furioso
>>156231370Dmitri is also nice, yes.
>>156226446A Darth Maul movie but Stop-Motion.
>>156226528Nolan had a get out of jail card for having nothing but decent to good movies up to this point. He won't get that amount of leeway if he tries this shit again.
This shot was cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhPV8ASVsmshe's gross
>>156239216And that's why I love him!
>>156239216sweet little thing
>>156240291he's so bbygrrl </3
>>156226499tf a Coraline 2 would even be about?
>>156226243the mc looks gross, like she's two seconds away from losing all her hair and turning to dust.
>>156238153>Nolan>nothing but decent to good movies up to this point>what is the dark knight rises>what is tenet
>>156226243No wonder NIKKE is losing money, they should stop financing these movies.
>>156227290Shitty dad line about "them/they" as a potential future partner for his baby aside, the most progressive checkbox the movie leans on is race and gender bending the bandits, other than that it isn't gonna trigger a chud all that much, the movie even allows the resident dork Curtis to actually earn Prue's respect as the movie goes, they won't allow romance still but at least they remain platonic friends, unlike the book where Curtis stayed with the bandits.
>>156239880>>156240291>>156240700He’s the some gremlin for me too.
I was promised nudes
>>156245197I was promised afterlife
>>156244803THIS!
>>156226446Toy Story 6.
>need to wait till January to watch it on the big screen Goddamit
>>156226446Drop the clay animation
>>156247061what the fuck man..
>>156226243>"I am the God of western animated movies. Thou shalt not have any ratings higher than me."
>>156247758We're getting "Road runner: Revenge of the Coyote" this month.
>>156226243>make generic plot>generic looking characters>long ass resource heavy movie>mfw it flopperino>b-but we keep le swopmotion awive!their only good movie was coraline and paranorman is debatable, boxtrolls has some scenes, missing link is just forgettable, kubo is whatever too, i forget if they made anything else
