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I hate Goku.
>>156232909How the hell did Hulk fit in them doors!?
>>156232945he was so annoyed that he had to be human size to fit through them he hulked out. inclusion is everything!
>call sonic a trans fucker>thread gets deletednoticing
>>156232945Obviously came in as Banner then Hulked out.
I will not allow you to get away with dishonestly insulting my hero.
>janny shilling for vs thread
>Bensuranicrara tard got the thread asura'd
>>156232999More like spam troons and get the thread deleted, shitnicrio
>>156233012It's the exact fucking same.
KINGnny!
>mind controls you respectfully>ryonas you respectfully>starts drowning you respectfully>forces you to commit suicide respectfullyYou really were the ultimate no longer...
>please watch cvcky fan battleNO. Only bvlly big bro Ben KINGer gets my ad revenue.
Could you imagine a world where you actually have to prove that a character can do the thing they're stated to be capable of? Thank God we don't live in a world like that, right guys?
>>156232984>How did Asura lose Kratos then? He's stronger than most of this threadThey straight up made up shit for Kratos’ strength and speed like him being able to contend with Atlas or scaling a tree to be universal in size even though the Norse realms that tree holds are just country-sized. Then there’s obviously scaling Kratos’ speed to be 2.45 quadrillion times FTL because he… covered his eyes after getting flashbanged by a cripple.
Selim VS ShikamaruI genuinely want to see who fatally outwits the other first.
>>156233040Sometimes I scratch my balls so frequently, they start to shed dead skin.
LINK LOSES TO THAT???
>>156232909Of course, the nihilistic naked blue man would care about saving people..............
>>156233050>That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
>>156233026>They said in the analysis she was trans
>>156233052>Questions life and existence >"OH MY GOD YOU NIHILISTIC FAGGOT SHUT UP AND BE A GOY LIKE THE REST OF US"This is why Cucky Nixon is getting killed soon.
>>156233050Link gets to clean THAT?!
We should seriously sodomize anyone who calls anything they don't like nihilistic, these sheep exist to be raped cattle
WHERE ARE DESTROYING MOUNTAIN AND TRANS CUTIE
>STOP RAPING ME YOU NIHILISTIC CHUUUUUUUD!!!>STOP DRAWING MY CARTOON CHARACTER GETTING BRUTALLY KILLED YOU NIHILISTIC FAGGOT!!!>AYIEEEEEE PLATO-SAMA SAVE ME!!! GRANT MORRISON I NEED MY HOPEMAXXING CHUNGUSMAN!!!
Isn't she lovely. Isn't she wonderful
>>156233004THATS A ME!!! BLOW A TRANNY!!! WAHOOOOOOO!!!! Do the MARIO!! *griddies and cha cha slides into a gigantic cliff of piranha plant cockvines* A WHE, A WHE, A A WHE HOOOOO!!! *starts scrambling them like a rock climbing wall but as they bristle his moustache he can’t help ravenously sucking one and falls* AWAWAWAWAAA~~ *pulls out HRT shroom in mid air* Oh yea! *powerup noise* *BOING* *bounces on his massive boobs* Iffa you can’t a kiss a princess, BE a princess! *flies into the air, pauses, looks down and gulps* WWAAAAHHHHHHH~~! *falls into the giant mound of writhing pulsating piranha cocks* MAMA MIA~ OOOhH~~ *his moustache morphs into two hands to jerk them off, while he sucks another, and uses his hands and feet for yet more as two push inside his ass* mhmmhffio mfffmmtime! mhmmhooo! *cumsharts out the estroshroom* OH NO! *power down noise* *evil bowser laugh*
Can humanity just stop being fucking retarded already. Everything was great only 2 decades ago.
This… is… BEAUTIFUL!!!!! OH YEAH! *punches coin block repeatedly while hollering* OHYEAOHYEA!!! GETTA THIS A MAN INTO A THE PRINCESSES BATHROOMS!!! WAHOOOOOO!!!! LETS A GO GET A CHILDREN MOLESTED BY PORN ADDICTED A MEN! *hits the griddy to the tune of rainbow road* WA WA WA WAHHAAA!!! ITS A ME… MOLESTIO!!!! *turns into mariette with a HRT mushroom, powerup noises as his boobs grow* LETS A GO!!! *sprints into daisy changing room and starts masturbating furiously* OH YEAH!!! THIS IS A SUPPPERRRE MARRIETTE A PARTY WOOOHOOOOO!!!! *calls the police on her for misgendering and sexually assaults a random toad*
now this, THIS is a melty.
If being against soul crushing nihilism and thinking about pointless shit like the value and pupose of life or if wasting all your time working is a good use of time makes me goy cattle then I guess that's the real punk rock
Low battery, thankfully I can take a shower now.My armpits are starting to reek, hopefully there's some hot water.
DESTROING MOUNTAIN AND TRANS CUITES NOWWW
>>156233080The trannyspammer should kill themselves for shitting up the thread with art nobody wants to see. Also, only biological women can be women and only biological men can be men. End of story.
>>156233106>Bullies his faggot son and makes him commit suicide>Doesn't question why this happenedIGNORANTperman...
>>156233118ASURATOS
Gohan will kill Jonathan Kent after Naruto slices Luffy in half.Screencapping this.
>>156233109His design would be cool if he didn't have that gay anime hair. Kratos looks cool to normalfags because he looks like a tough guy, not an anime haired gayboy.
>>156233061Torturing and harming c*s women is part of the trans experience.
>>156233118>only biological women can be women and only biological men can be menOkay... Thoughts on racemixing however?
>rumi is a trans allegory>gets drowned to death because of her brainwashed friendsWhat did they mean by this?
>>156233118Would a post Krasura Asura really say this?
>>156233133>flips camera to selfie modeNow it’s an ugly view
>>156233130It's shit.
>>156233133>Fan Battle gets exposed as sadist transphobes who love yuri (Epstein's favorite) and shill their show on hereLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
How many days do you think he'll keep biting the racemixing bait for? Surely he can't be that retarded
>>156233136Okay good. Just checking.
This kind of ironic retardation is why good threads get deleted.
I was born brown in a third world country as bait, me being brown and into racemixing is bait I was born as bait. I AM bait.
>>156233130Race-mixing is for desperate people.
I was told there are DINOSISSIES infesting these halls?
>>156233140>It was only ironicCuckyrara... We know you wanted a brownie point to feel superior over the shotas here... You are not beating the tranny sadist allegations
Asura.Dinosaurs. Mario.Nothing else matters.
>Dino-hatingsissy needs to post more goonslopAnd the mindbroken porn addicted faggot award goes to...
>>156233147Can you post Capcom remembering that Dinocrisis exists?
Yep.
>>156233147>Kills you with his beyond sonicversal dino formDone.
I can post Mario riding a dinosaur. I can even post Mario BEING a dinosaur.But can Asura ride or be a dinosaur?
>when the shotoad develops mental illness as a result of your repeated molestation and is now no longer a credible witness to the police if he starts squealing
ONE, TWO, HIT IT AGAINWHEN SHOWS COME TO ENDYOUR WORLDS ARE WELCOME TO OUR MOMENTTRUST, US, TO SEIZE THE DAYFOR THOSE CAST AWAYYOUR WORLDS ARE WELCOME TO OUR MOMENT
>Fan Battle drowning death>Aquaman vs Namor 2 blogIf Luffy drowns after this I'll ROFLMAO
>>156233147>Not even wanted in MvCSad!
Asura transcends dinosaurs
>>156233168Where is this song from?
>>156233169FLOODVEMBER!!!Drytober...
Cucky wombless flatassed troonraraBvlly nobara, yuki, mei mei, uro and momo
>>156233133Isnt that the trans person that jumped out a bridge and stonetoss make fun of them?
>>156233183So?
>>156233175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJa23n79tfM
>>156233183>out a bridge>make funSaarsister…
>>156233183Who?
Kirara's stomach gurgles. Another chili dog digested into slurry. Plenty of beans, spice, and meat...
>Mariofags and Sonicfags saving as much tranny porn on their devices to falseflag as each other
>>156233197Kill yourself. I'm sick of pretending to be retarded.
>>156233196He was outed as a pedo and killed himself.
>>156233060kek
>>156233198>itchy and scratchy havfe more planet busting feats than gokuFVARK
>OH WOAH OH, OH WHOA OH>OH WOAH OH, OH WHOA OH
THE OPUSTHE BATTLE OF BATTLES
I hope the new fan battle opens more people's eyes to how batshit insane the death abttle fanon wiki is. Stuff like this is written over there on the daily.
>>156233199>pretendingTrannybro... You didn't get a brownie point for HBOCing meteor-sama and dunking on dinobros... Please... Just admit you were actually into racemixing and we can get it done with.
>>156233147Our dino QVEEN...
>>156233215>That one fight between Godzilla and Superman where a conveniently placed Kryptonite allows Godzilla to eat SupermanLmao I remember being on there
>>156233197O YEA! *SNIFFFF* *powerup noise* SUPER FARTIO WAHOOOO!!!! *turns into gas so I can be reverse suck vacuumed back inside kiraras asshole* Mhmmh~! A chilli, a beans, a salsa! *nomnomnomnom* *becomes noxious super stink fart mario* *BRAAPPPP* OH NO! *gets shartvacuated out of kiraras tight puckerhole* Oh yea! *underwater music starts playing as frog mario swims through the transcat* *dodges a cheep cheep and blooper* *coin collecting noises*
>>156233222...is Fang.
>>156233224That same one had Superman get pulled by magnetic powers and saying "I know I'm the man of steel, but this is ridiculous!"
>>156233218I'm not that faggot for objecting to this, you retarded piece of shit. Stop posting disgusting unfunny bullshit and fucking make good original jokes about matchups again.
>>156233226Mario's so lucky
>>156233231Fan Battle wishes Scarlet King vs Superman was THIS GOOD.
>GO BACK HIDING, WHEN WE'RE SHINING>LIKE WE'RE MEANT TO BEEEE>YOU FOUGHT SO HARD, YOU CAME SO FAR>AND NOW, YOU REST IN PEEEEACEBrandon Yates eat your fucking heart out
>>156233214Really cool until Brandon Yates lets out a chronic smoker's scream right at the big, climactic moment.
I'm jerking off to Kirara's omniversal farts and NO ONE CAN STOP ME
>>156233208>>156233240Name of the track?
Where is there constant bitching about even the music in threads?
Kirara farts choked my verse
>>156233245"Welcome to our moment" by SkyeMusic
>the one schizo on here who thinks Brandon Yates sucks>>156233248You'd be surprised but a lot of people make copypastas about Yates tracks, more then Therewolf.
Brandon yates sucks down kirara farts and chokes to death on them because her bowels make better music than him
DRAGONBALLTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>156233258Brandon Yates is so lucky
>Kiraracord are Yates haters as wellInteresting...
I was gone for a few months, why is Kirara Hoshi a meme now?
Nobody is posting Death Battle Fanon deathsSad ngl
>>156233267Gokubro posting his latest fap material.
>>156233267"ironic" shitposting
>>156233267Just her sexy farts clogging my throat
sonig really having a melty, huh?
>>156233267She makes us, yes US, hard
>>156233267Her braps SHOOK the DIMENSIONS of these halls and made sharty incels who can't take an obvious joke about racemixing
>I can hear...the ocean's voice...>So can I...
>>156233127I like his hair. It makes him look distinguished and I’m pretty sure Asura is cool to normalfags regardless of his look because he’s the angry dad who punches out the creator of his universe and does shit powerscalers without complete brainrot cream their pants over.
Post Kirara giving birth and having descendants in Modulo.
>>156233259Universesura>>156233267Some polfag or foid or terf or simp or whatever they are migrated from /dbs/ got mad at a joke race mixing post, ben 10 and dinosaurs, thinks this is the product of some /dbs/ schizo named gigifag following them here and posting kirara to hide and had meltdown last night so now all the shitposters are using Kirara to bait them
Yates does make good music, he just needs to stop fucking singing over it.It's like that one composer that Sonic has that can make great music, but he vehemently refuses to stop using Genesis instrumentation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPahSzKcG-U
>>156233292Untreated schizophrenia
Gigi vs Kirara who wins the brap off
Fan Battles have honestly been more enteetaining then DBs,mostly because DB plays it too safe
>NEVER WILL YOU MATCH OUR SPEED>YOUR LIVES WILL END NOW CAN'T YOU SEE>OUR POWER'S STRONG AND YOU'RE TOO WEAK>THAT TEAM OF YOURS SHALL SINK TO THE DEEPWow great Fan Battle episode really loved the track
>>156233289That's my hairstyle when I was in middle school, it's not cool. It's faggoty. Meanwhile Kratos looks like a masculine testosterone fueled manly alpha.
>>156233292>he is STILL malding at dinosaurs 48 hours later Bruh
>>156233311>admits to having a faggoty haircut>thinks bald people are manly alphas
I don't know if it's just exasperation with twitter or politicians being stubborn disingenuous retards, but I'm more tired than usual of shit getting shoved in my face as an own.
>Meanwhile Kratos looks like a masculine testosterone fueled manly alpha.
If Fan Battle did Yujiro vs Sportacus, is a rape ending genuinely on the table?
>>156233293Classic's ost in forces is underrated though. Not as good as CHADvatar's though
>>156233330I'm so disappointed that Yujiro rape is just a meme and he never did it to any guy in the manga.
>>156233293I actually liked This Machine (the fan track for Omega E-123 vs Bladewolf), Way of the Blade and Shattered Axis (Bill vs Ultima Goji) without their vocals, he added vocals to them and it sounds like shit compared to the instrumentalI actually think his vocals can be good like with Solidus vs Bradley, JunkoTrap, God's Fang, Gohan vs Invincible, Chaos Strikes Back, Awakened Sacrifice, Blood-Stained Strides, Ultrasonic, Soaring the Stars, Waking the Demon, Scott Pilgrim vs Danny Sexbomb and Ketchup Flush DownHis instrumentals are good, but I'm starting to really like Therewolf's fanmade tracks a lot (Yukari vs Bill, BendyTrap, Lucky Atoms, Hank vs V1, I Have all the Skill)
Who are the faggots spamming this fan battle shit everywhere suddenly?
>>156233289Woah how is he breathing in space?!?!?! I can't do that
>>156233310Kek, this is up there with Ralph killing Bunlith
>>156233321This. I'm so fucking tired of Malfoid
>>156233338Same people who say their arguement for racemixing was a joke and they aren't actually into hyper tranny porn
>>156233330no because Sportacus respectfully BEATS and DEFEATS as he is a better man
>>156233330Sportacus wins so nah
CHAD CHADttle...SHART SHITttle...
>>156233334>Omega E-123 vs Bladewolflmao what a ridiculous fucking stomp>YEAH BLADEWOLF BEAT HIS ASS
>>156233349>>156233350Fan Battle are contrarians who love bizarre endings, they'd definitely at least imply it.
>satoko Jojo is an actual character>thought it was just the username of the meximutt guy>apparently this is a powerful anime character who gets an epic track from therewolf
SLUUUUUUURRP
>Yujiro lays beaten and broken at Sportacus' feet.>"I'm sorry Yujiro, but if I don't do this, you'll never learn!">Sportacus eats Sports Candy and drops his pants.
>>156233333You want to see muscular male on muscular male rape?
>>156233338Dinokek melty for getting extinguished not once, but TWICE.
>Mira, Zoey....Wait where am I? OH MY GOD I'M DROWNING, WHY AM I DROWNING?
>>156233306Annoying tranny host aside, they at least put some effort into making battles interesting on a limited budget by focusing on writing. Plus, they aren't held back by the 3-minute fight bullshit and seem to care about pacing. That's probably why I liked Boros Vs Battle Beast. It treated them like characters and not action figures throwing shit at eachother. It acknowledges that they both yearn for a worthy opponent. Goku Vs. Saitama couldn't even do the bare fucking minimum, and it didn't show Saitama actually having the time of his life until the last second.
>>156233339Kratos…
>>156233333uhhhhhhhhhe did quints of falsehood
>>156233356With the downplay for Sonic I see on here, Bladewolf unironically wins>Sonic is sub-lightspeed>Any scaling omega has to that is wank>Bladewolf's chainsaw ignores durability>Bladewolf ran across miles without any vehicle
>>156233359Rika is hotter.
>>156233333check em
>>156233289Normalfags don't know who Asura is.
>>156233371That dog is a BEAST. Still not watching anything with a troon in it but DAMN that’s a powerful animal. Strong worthy hound.
>>156233368>Dinosaurs OUT OF NOWHEREHBOCrara...
>>156233381Check my penis against this whore
>>156233381LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER
Where are all the funny dialogue shitposts that were everywhere about Goku against Saitama? Why is this trash suddenly spammed instead?
>NEVER WILL YOU MATCH MY SEED>YOUR LIFE WILL END NOW CAN'T YOU SEE>MY POWER'S STRONG AND YOU'RE TOO WEAK>THAT PROSTATE OF YOURS IS MINE TO BREEDAnother yateskino...
>>156233359>there are people who don't know about Hirugashi
>Dinoposting stops>Seethe over Yujiro OUT OF NOWHERE>Lolis are being posted>Fan Battle ryona discussion>Dinosaurs get brought up>Check Israel's timezone>It's 9 AMThe Jew fears the DinoGOD
>>156233401MIC DROP
>>156233371This dog could not carry his own weight and his heart would soon give out a week later. In the end it pays not to be a monster
>>156233357I think I understand why powerscaling is hated: it is because it scares people by exposing their intellectual weakness. It makes others aware of their status as a simple-minded being, and this drives them to madness and hatred and despair.Do you think the greatest sophists of ancient Greece weren't debating whether Odysseus or Theseus would win in a fight? It is in the nature of man to ponder upon the nature of strength, to seek out the strongest, so that he too might become stronger himself in both body and mind. Only the simple minded masses have a problem with this, as it is only natural that the weak fear their betters who tower above them in both power and wit.
>the dinoposter is yujiro hbocingKekaroo!
Kiraras farts are gassing palestinians are we speak chuddie.
>>156233382It’s not a lot but there’s a reasonable amount.https://youtu.be/Ca3ZhrgCyjI?is=3PKYPUT848dKb2T4
>>156233404Nawww, he's a heckin' chonkerrrr! Oh Lawd He Comin'!
>>156233371>Their fights are interesting>80% of their fights just cut to some text with background on it
Theology is Powerscaling btw
>>156233408>Do you think the greatest sophists of ancient Greece weren't debating whether Odysseus or Theseus would win in a fight?they weren't they were fucking each other
>>156233418Based. I intentionally overfeed wild animals like foxes because it’s funny watching them chonk around
>>156233410Pathetic... Sharteen Shotas really couldn't handle all of that and had their sperm MILKED>>156233413>FalseflagYaaaaaawn
>please care about dinosaursNo
Someone said that the tranny Fan Battle hosts called Rumi a trans allegory, is that true? Can anyone give a timestamp in the video?
YOU ARE
>>156233356Sonic wank ironically makes it damn near impossible to discuss Sonic MUs, autism aside.At a certain point I don't want them to even bother with it because I know it's just going to be "BUT SOLARIS" again, or if we get another Archie episode (don't) "BUT SGW".
>>156233432>spic crater Didn’t read
>>156233435Tragic this doeesn't have vocals
>>156233430If they didn't want to be fat why do they keep eating? Stupid beasts.
>>156233388
>>156233437There are sane Sonicfags who believe Omega doesn't scale to the emeralds however, hell some of them agree Piccolo is beating Knuckles
Speaking of dinos, this is awesome and versus adjacenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDGeHqaPho
>>156233434>can anyone timestamp a troons video so I can give him views for spouting his mental illness to confirm what I already know
Post anyone besides powerscalers caring about 200kcopiesura's Wrath.
Dinosissies...
>>156233387Just the facts ma'am.
>>156233437Tbf even without wank, Blade Wolf quite literally takes nothing but Ls except against FUCKING KHAMSIN and he in particularly is like rocket launcher tier. It would take a miracle for him to win.
>>156233451They do always identify with predators don’t they
>>156233446>2 weeks ago>7 million viewsIs this an anti-feat?
>>156233452>Obsessed with the truthYeah, it's the tranny spammer alright.
>>156233455kb
>>156233462You aren't supposed to admit this...
>>156233458GOKUTAMATOOOSSSSSDinosura...
>>156233431Those armpits. My tongue. >>156233434Yes, it’s true. It’s within the first 5 minutes when they’re explaining the plot of Kpop demon hunters
>>156233462He’s PATHETIC.
This fan battle thingamajig is easily the most humiliating portrayal of any character in versus ever.>Called a tranny by a tranny host(s)>Brutally drowned by friends mind-controlled by MLP villains>Also the verdict is completely one-sidedDid "Victoria" write this? It's got all of his favorites, mind control and ryona.
>>156233454>HE DOESN'T SCALE TO ANYTHING!!! EVERY CHARACTER IN FICTION AT THEIR STRONGEST IS PLANET LEVEL!!! STOP WANKING!!!Krasura mindbroke cucky millennials from SpaceBattles this badly, huh?
>>156233471You take the armpits... I'll take the anus...
>>156233467You forgot the c
Explain to me RIGHT FUCKING NOW how your HERO doesn't JOB to being feminized after being injected with Estrogen.