You HAVE to fuck them.No, it doesn’t matter if you’re the same sex. No, it doesn’t matter if you’re thrice their age. Whoever you thought of, you have now had sex with this character.How does it go?
>>156238298I picked Jack Knight Starman. Not really my kind of dude, but we would make a cute couple, actually, and he's pretty successful, so I'm fine with it.
>>156238298Pawbert
>Homer Simpsonmy fucking blanked out brain, i swear...my anus would hurt for the entire week.
>>156238298Optimus Prime
>>156238298PROTIP: Also write on the image "don't reveal spoilers until after you pick the character"
>>156238400don’t tell me what to do dad
>>156238298>Power girlSure, that's going to be good
I always pick Teen Titan's Raven and it has never disappointed me.
I gotta stop picking Godzilla.
>>156238298>FrankieYeah uh, it was awkward and I fumbled a bit due to my noviceness. But...it was kino. I also showed her the guy who hacked Lauren Faust's Twitter's posts and she laughed, agreeing with the parts about trannies.
>>156238298>SupesI dunno maybe he'll be a good cuddler
>>156238610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqiW4w6MlQU
>>156238298>SpongebobI just picked my favorite at random...He invited me into his home, that poor fool.He looks at me with those big bright eyes, unsullied by the world that constantly tries to destroy him.He didn't know my intentions with him, I couldn't even explain how I was forced to do it by OP, I couldn't bear to look him in the eyes.>there was a lot of squeakingI finished in him, I hated every moment of itI couldn't look the little guy in the eyes, but I can hear him begin to cry and shiver softlyI glanced back and saw it leaking out of one of his holes as he lies down on his bed and curled up in a fetal position.He tried tried grabbing a blanket but gave up.I left his bedroom loudly so he knew I was goneI ran into Gary, our eyes met.He glared at me with such contempt and disgust, like he knew what I had just done to his fatherly figure.I left that pineapple house and walked down the road as the sun began to rise, hoping to never set foot in Bikini Bottom again.Fuck you OP, I hate you
>>156238298Oh boy did I just win the jackpot.
>>156238298Secret Squirrel
>>156238298>JokerFuck. Jokerized AIDS
>Jessica CruzYeah, I can work with this.
>>156238653Tell us how many fractures your pelvis gained later
>DeadpoolLmao
>>156238890I can't read the text or discern what the goblin woman is
>>156238919Vampire
>>156238298Sharon McGee.Woah, nice and legal.
I die the happiest man in the universe. I knew always picking Power Girl would bear fruit (not that she's ever steered me wrong before)
>>156238298I’m not picking anything you sicko. Big Ed kills ALL the /co/ characters above
>>156238616
>>156238298 sex in minecraft
>>156238298>How does it go?I'm guessing it ends up with me being arrested.
>>156238298Supergirl.She cant get pregnant because her dna is too complex.
>>156238298>OrcaI’m getting snu-snu’d. Hopefully I’ll survive long enough for cuddles afterward.
>>156238298>Jean GrayGuess it would be fine as long as I don't think about another woman or she turns into Phoenix afterwards.
>>156238298I'm gonna stroke Superman's Superdick, it's hard as steel.
>>156238298>picrelated because I'm a coomeryou couldn't get me out without power tools.
>>156238298AWESOME!!!And fancy ....
>>156238298>GwenpooleGuess that I was still remembering miss /co/
>>156238298>Hilda>"How does it go?"Pretty one sided i would assume
>>156238610what about TTG raven
>>156238599>>156239149You lucky motherfuckers.I picked Nightwing…
>>156238298>Jake the dogIt's gonna be awkward, but at least he's a shape shifter.
>>156238298>Death the WolfI mean... I probably would've done that anyway.
>>156238298kid wonder woman, good shit i hope she rides me to literal death
>>156238298Well, at least she can't get pregnant.
>>156240456Look at the bright side, anon. That's canonically prime ass
>>156241765I’m not gay…
>>156238298I'm not exactly big but I may be too big for the 3 foot tall jester.
>>156238298I said The Question, luckily I didn't specify
>>156238298Just before I read your post my eyes brushed across the OP image in that She-Ra thread. You know the one. Saved by the booty because Prime is normally my favorite character and things would have been...uncomfortable
>>156238298Aaahhh FUCK YEAH! Wait, this is too easy. There must be a catch. This is a monkey's paw thread isn't it.
>>156238298Renbo Dish
>>156238298Being a coombrain saved me from being gay, in this circumstance
>>156238298Well I guess it's tangentially /co/...
>>156242310and just like that their aura is gone
>>156242336>t. gay
goes good, no stabbing
>>156238298>RagathaThis is fine. Usually I immediately think of like Grendel or Robotman or something when put on the spot.
>>156242310You are clanking Bumblebee or Shockwave?
>>156242487Yes
>>156242079>the morning after she accuses you of rape
>>156238298God, I want to fuck Nermal! <3 <3 <3
>>156238298I'm only screwed if her husband finds outotherwise I've hit the jackpot
>>156238298>Sheldon from MLAATREh, why not?
>>156238298>Cubey CubinacleIf his parents or Mitch find out, I’d be done for. Other than that and the fact he may be too short, it’ll probably go well.
>>156238298>RavenI do not survive the encounter.It was worth it.
>>156243582Aren’t you screwed either way?
>>156243740>If his parents or Mitch find out, I’d be done for.That’s because you don’t deserve him.Cubey is for Mitch and only Mitch.
>>156238298Elisabeth Delmas (or Sissi)...she's an underage character, but it could be worse.
>Spider-ManReally badly. I have no idea what the fuck I am doing, he makes jokes to try and lighten the mood, and I feel disgusted when he tries web bondage.
>>156238298>Johanna (Hilda’s mum)Probably just a few minutes of sex followed by me hugging her and wanting her to take care of me.
>>156243385Worth it for the faceless bj
>>156238298Shit..... Just, shit.
>Diane Foxingtonbros… ive won
>>156238298>OzmaNo, she's supposed to be with Dorothy dammit
bump
This is all I’ve wanted since October…
I made the right choice
>>156238298Do I get to roll again? I dont think he has the genitals to fuck me with, or am I forced to copulate with his strawhole.
>>156238669
>>156246756I'm afraid you're just going to have to make do
>>156246756He has an anus anon, hope is on the horizon
>>156239010Ohhh that some autistic bitches yumeship, good for you anona
>>156242408>arms on backwards>claws fucked upOff yourself, AI slop enjoyer.
>>156242346These human designs are genericniggas would fuck anything
>>156238298Nice.
Had Courage on the brain. Not... ideal, but I can work with it.
>>156246756That won’t stop him.
Oh hell yes!
>>156238692It goes nicely
>>156250428Thank you for informing us, anon.
Not my top choice but I'm fine with it
>>156239173Looks like something Max drew
>>156238298>VisionI imagine it’s going to be really boring. His dick is probably just a lame vibrator if he has one at all
>>156246756You really can’t do this?
