Absolute Catwoman
>>156239964I hate ESLs.
Absolute CringeWait, nevermind she's hot.
Why are the Absolute Comics profitable?
>>156240012100+ variants and blind bags pump up sales. Somehow still beaten often in weekly sales by Marvel.
Absolute negro
>>156240340Marvel puts out almost double the comics than DC every month and somehow only sells half what DC does.
>>156239964Tell me what fetishes this Selina has other than bwc worship
>>156240434>sees incredible sexy woman>first thing he thinks about is worshiping penisesYeah, surely this isn't your barely disguised fetish, right, my definitely not homosexual guy obsessed with white penises?
>>156240540I'm bi actually. So Selina enjoying huge white dicks is a win win for me.
>>156240434She's afro latina so she loves piss play gangbangs and public sex
>>156240612you self-insert as Selina?
>>156241193Not that anon but yes
>>156239974You reap what you sow Tom King.
>absolute axeman might become a better family man than haux fraud ParkerLmao
>>156242448Peter Parker is stuck in a kind of Schrodinger's Box of an unresolved arc, where on one side his daughter may have been killed by Norman Osborne only for Peter to later become his best friend; and on the other side Peters daughter may have been alive and if so he sold his living child to the Devil in a Faustian bargain for "One More Day".In order to be a worse parent than Peter Parker 616, you'd basically have to either rape or kill your own child by hand.
>>156242527>Faustian bargainMephisto is a false premise. Faust was never introduced therefore Mephisto is not a part of Faust mythos and there are only Mephistopian bargains. There is no point in legitimizing him. Retcon Mephisto as a TOBA's subordinate.
>>156242527Mayday Parker returning would make Red Hood look like a fucking pacifist.Just the worlds most valid crashout that takes out Norman's skyscraper.
>>156242527It's a big box because you can have anything from Mayday Parker alive, and Anna-May Parker is the one who was unmade. Mayday Parker dead, and Anna-May never existed etc.Just a smorgasboard of daughters 616 Peter failed.
>>156242667I dont know why you're being so pedantic about this. Faust does not exist, there is no person named Faust. In fact, the oldest versions of the german myth refer to a man named Faustus. Despite this we still know what the term "faustian bargain" means. And thats the thing spiderman did, trading his responsibility for comfort.
>>156239964I can not believe you actually think that it matters.
>>156239964AI but she's pure sex so I'll allow it
>>156241288is Bruce's cock really that good?
>>156243242Marvel never introduced Faustus neither, Sacha Noam Baron Cohen. Mephisto needs to go permanently.
