Why did they do it? How many deaths have these two caused?
SPEEDBLIITTTZZZZ
Why is Bejita afraid of fusing
>inb4 random sperg out over tokusatsu. again.
>Everyone posted for the next hour will be weaker than vid related
>no battle in the OPThis is not the thread.
WE WILL NOT IGNORE, THOSE WHO SAY THEY NEED USWE’LL GET OUR REWARD, FROM THOSE WE MAKE ADORESO COME HEED US, TRY TO BEAT USNOTHING CAN STOP US NOWGO BACK HIDING, WHEN WE’RE SHININGLIKE WE’RE MEANT TO BEYOU FOUGHT SO HARD, YOU CAME SO FARAND NOW, YOU REST IN PEACE
>>156243662VSBWTOOOOOOOS!
>>156243679do you WANT the jannies to snuff us out?
>"I am multiversal"
>>156243679I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is an Earthworm Jim thread.
Kiraracord seems to be asleep. This place is worthless now. Farewell.
>>156243675>Cosmic characters vs Thanos: The Infinity Gauntlet 1991
>>156243744Some pages were never meant to be in color
>>156243745>Kiraracord seems to be asleepWe’re… safe now?
PSYCHOPATH Battle
Extraverse level.Reactive evolution.Law manipulation.Information manipulation.Universal energy system.
>>156243770
>>156243764Fortnite collab was the best thing that happened to KINGtos.
>>156243744>Goofy doesn't get hard from getting jerked offYep, more proof that BVLLsopp is the only thing that gets his motor running.
Ki control.Destructive capacity.
>Has no cuck porn>Millennials and zoomers prefer their waifus more than that rusty blue bitch>The purple hair BITCH will GAPE the blue rock fleshlight>Has less porn of getting fucked by N than Jenny the Tranny>Has no porn of Composite Fiction and Rock Monsters fucking her>Reddit keeps seething and HBOCing Marvel and Kamen Rider to save themJennyfags? Eternally RAPED and SEETHING in the cuck chair! MDEITIES? DIMES and remembered for more than goonslop!
>>156243785They RAPED him.
>>156243792Kek look at him go! Lil guy just killed an entire cinematic universe!
>>156243792ZAMN!
>>156243792Why did he do it? Why did he destroy the verse?
>>156243803They made him BETTER!
>>156243793Quit dodging your real fight
>>156243839>Even bigger literal who that will never get on Death BattleMight as well pay those 500 dollars for that pitch diebuster fan, because MDEITIES are already VESSALIZING the rock victim>Ben approveshttps://youtu.be/TKNPN8PoYIU?si=eEwPv-L0QujUpZoz
>>156243859What's the point of this match?Not like Jenny can really do anything here.
That's disrespectful as shit
>>156243786Ain't no way...
>>156243867>N-N-N-NOOOOO PLEASE DON'T KILL MY KEKY SHITTER THAT IS ONLY KNOWN FOR HAVING PORN AND GETS NEG DIFFED BY [NULL] AND REWRITEKWAB!!! Weakling redditor can't handle Ryonakino?
>>156243900I don't know who ryonakino is. I thought the point of Death Battle was to have a, well battle. It's like setting up a match between an ant and a human.It's not something that's going to bring in the numbers.I'm sorry such a simple concept was difficult for you to understand.
>>156243919>Doesn't know what Ryona isReddit tourist...
Trans rights are powerscaling rights. Remember that.
A sized up ant would DECIMATE a puny human with a single sting of it venom
Can anyone translate this
>>156243928I don't pay too much attention to namefags; I'd say I'm sorry I didn't know your /dbg/ eceleb but I'd be lying.>>156243938The 13 stories knock on the forbidden door as they call upon me to enter.
>>156243951Thank you. And we got some dimenshion shit so we're Bleach tier now.
>>156243951>He thinks Ryona is a namefagBait or mental retardation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryona
>>156243721>you...could have been so much more...>i fight for battles to the death...and if you choose to become my opponent...i will vs you like i've always had! This...IS WHO /DBG/ IS!
THE SABER IN YOUR HAAAND IS A PEN TO WRITE IT DOOOOWN
My heckin' kawaii comfort character keeps losing... I am a brown ESLpedo who is seething at RyonaQUEENS for fodderizing my sub-rock n' cock level verse...
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=murder_drones+futa_on_futa+Fuck I hope the Murder Drones turn Jenny into their bitch with a cute little microdongle
>>156243969>That linkThanks for letting me know. Guess that's what I get for never watching anime hentai porn. Still don't see the point in the match-up. Jenny will lose; I don't remember her having any feats that stop her from being crushed from the inside, so that'll be a 2 second match.
>>156243792>leave KEKto to me
Remember the Korra vs Tigress wedgie battle? Who won that?
>>156244008>crushed from the insideDuraneg you say?
>NOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL MY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS ON THIS *SHOW ABOUT A FIGHT TO THE DEATH* IT'S SO UNHECKIN' WHOLESOME YOU CAN'T KILL MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!
>>156244031Yeah, it's wraps for Jenny.
>>156244008>DuranegHi tranny! Got raped so hard last thread you forgot you existed?
>>156243994Gokubro...
Wonder if you could force a fight between the Versusfag and the Murderdronefag
>>156244057I don't really know what you're talking about. I'm not into your weird, gay roleplay fetish. Sorry.Well, that's not a lie, I'm not really sorry but I was trying to be polite.
>duranegSISSY wasn't satisfied
>WAKU WAKU RAIDEN-SAMA! I HEARD THAT HIGH-FREQUENCY BLADE IS SO STRONG IT NEGATES DURABILITY ON THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL OF MATTER!!! LET'S TEST IT OUT!!!>YUJI-SAN!? YOU ARE HERE TOO!? MAYBE TRY THAT BLACK FLASH TECHNIQUE! I REALLY WANT TO FEEL IT!
Feels great to have your HERO be a true hero who ascended to Nirvana by virtue of true earned strength and grit.
>>156244075He's also the MDfag who fantasies about killing teenagers and shilling Fan Battle too
Cocks are so cute 0mg( •ω• ) When you hold one in your hand and it starts moving, it's like it's caressing you (/ω\) or when they get erect and look at you, it's like "owo nya? :3c" Hehe~ Cock-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) And the most adorable part is when Sperm-sama comes out, but he's very shy, so I have to work for it!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) But when Cock-kun and Sperm-sama meet, they both blush and it's like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~ Cock-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・:)
>>156244097DuranegSissy says this
>>156243792Sub-rabbit level bitch.>>156244022High outerversal GOD.
>>156244097Naruto said this.
They... They RESPECTFVLLY killed my comfort chungusrino on Fan Battle... How will I recover! Why did God do this to me!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T FUCKING HOPEMAXX!!! FUCK YOU SUPERMAN!!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE DAZZLINGS KILLED MY K-POOP WIVES!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU SUPERMAN!!! I AM GOING TO WRITE A GORILLION FANFICS ABOUT HOW YOU FUCKING DID YOU WORTHLESS GOOD FOR NOTHING HYPOCRITE!!! YOU TOO JESUS!!! AND EVERY KAMEN RIDER AS WELL!!! AND GOKU TOO!!! AND MARIO! AND SONIC! AND KIRBY! AND POPEYE! FUCK YOU FOR NOT SAVING MY CHUNGUS WAIFU!!!
Murder Drones posting feels eerily Liamesque
>>156243745Finally we can have a good thread
Respectfully wins 99.9 of battles in this thread.>>156244136Unfortunately, some retard is spamming both threads on multiple devices
>AYIEEEEEEE RAIDEN-SAMA!!! THAT SWORD JUST CLEAVED OFF MY ARM!!!>WAIT.... WHY DO I FEEL LIKE MY HEART IS GONNA BL-AYIEEEEEEEEEE YUJI-SAMA!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!? IS THIS WHAT THAT BLACK FLASH DOES!? WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE!?! I THOUGHT MY GORILLIONVERSAL AT PEAK WANK DURABILITY WILL SAVE ME!!!>*Stomach starts gurgling*>Wait... I just remember... I ate a watermelon WITH THE SEEDS!!! I FEEL THE TREE GROWING INSIDE ME!!! OH GOD IT'S PENETRATING MY INTERNAL ORGANS AND REORGANIZING THEN NOOOOOO SAVE ME PLANET-LEVEL DURABILITY ACKKKKKKK!!!!
Is that earthworm Jim reboot still a thing? And who should he fight?
>>156244158>Is that earthworm Jim reboot still a thing?No it turned out to just be a stealth shill campaign for NFTs and the creator is an AI sperg now
>>156244128>Seething because his favorite got MONSTER NO LONGER'DYup yup! Another vessel of KINGTOS!
>>156244171Great, I fucking hate people even more.
>>156243675>Better feats than half of the characters people spam in this threadI kneel.
How does TenNapel square that circle with the pope calling AI an abomination or is he a protestant or something
>>156244152Oh he’s still awake and spamming then.
Hey Gohan wanna fight
>>156244183>Hating GODmanityDid Kiraratos TEACH YOU NOTHING!?
>>156244215Be like the mafia and ignore parts you don’t like.
>>156244224Yeah, and thread's gotten slow since someone decided to split it
>>156244226Hmmm... *checks notes*Apparently not, the transphobic incels are RUINING our healthy battleboarding discussions, must be those sharteens who scream KINGTOS and obsess over trannies and browns while being incapable of taking a joke.
BEHOLD THE WINNERS OF THESE HALLS
>>156244276Only one of these characters hasn’t died a horrible death on the show, and it’s the sole woman.
>>156244276>Trans QVEEN, Ally, Ally, Racemixing BETTER MAN, transphobic chud MONSTER
>>156244289>The year is 20XX... Pokémon got their pity win against Pucci and Jojofags are seething ever since...>JJK started BVLLYING all of their pity wins fed to SHARTkuna, KINGkaba and GOATjoIt's time.
>
>>156244335AAAAGGHH!!! IMMMA GETTIN ANGRY!!! *starts hurling fireballs* YOU A INSULT A MY A TRANSCUTIE!!! *helicopter suits while ROARing in every direction across the mushroom kingdom* *bowers castle theme BOOMING* ITS A COMPLETELY A NORMAL FOR A TRANS WOMAN TO FANTASISE ABOUT A CIS WOMEN BEING RAPED, TORTURED, HUMILIATED, MURDERED AND DROWNED!!! *metal mario theme BLARES as he CRATERS the ground with a thud that reverberates across the entire multiverse* NOW IMA GETTING REALLY REALLY MADDDD!!!! *the outerversal rage breaks a hole in fiction to our reality* O YEA!! ITS A CHUD KILLING TIME! *CRASHES through a terf nazis screen, forcing a testoshroom down her throat and forcemascing her before cramming a blue shell inside her vagina and exploding her womb in a skin crawling blood curdling squelch* YOU A LIKE A THAT BITCH??? *uses e gadds vacuum to drain her remaining estrogen and chugs it like in fortnite* *power up sound* OH YEA!!!! *racoon suit flies but instead of a tail it’s his massive super mario gock dragging behind him as he flies over to a shelter for battered women* ONE TO A CHECK IN A PLEASE!!! *invincibility theme playing at ear and brain shattering volume as he yuribreeds every woman there and ryonas them respectfully and artistically until everyone inside is a traumatised crying shell* LETS A GOOOOOOO!!!!! *powers into frog suit as torrents of cum flood the building and drown every single terf nazi bitch slut to death as his supergock spurts out of control* OOOHHH YEAAA!!!! IM A VALID!!!
>>156244289Only cisfoids die in horrific ryona deaths so transcuties can goon over it.
>>156244363Didn't Fan Battle say Rumi is a trans allegory thoughbeit?
>>156244370>he’s still having to damage control a tranny animating woman torture fantasies Couldn’t be me
>>156244393Its weird how common it is.
>>156244370I said this in a different thread, but maybe don’t have demons be an allegory for marginalized communities, especially since only 2 demons out of thousands had redeeming qualities.
>>156244399>it’s weird for men to have sadistic sex fantasies Not really. Especially men that call themselves women since they have an envy multiplier.
>people are saying Jenny is a trans allegoryYou know what this means...
>Talking about sub Galaxy-levels nobodiesGEEEEG! IMAGINE BEING THIS SISSY! COULDNT BE ME!
>>156244410It felt quite weird and creepy not suprised a troon did it
>>156244356Mario said this and anyone who says it's Sonic or something like "Sonic said this and anyone who says it's Mario is SAMEnic" is SAMErio
>>156244421>Talking about sub Galaxy-levels nobodiesBut that's the next episode!
>>156244400>IM MARGAINALIZED>gets nothing but praise for broadcasting his fetish for women dying horrifically because he’s trans as you aren’t allowed to question it
>>156243792>Dance if you killed an entire cinematic universe's chance of ever being profitable
I hate men which is why I spend all day here ankle biting them. I'm not a woman btw I'm just a gay man who really really loves women's rights
>>156244443Only thing to look forward to there is the seethe.
>>156244468Sounds like something the ryonafag says because they love watching people get mad at women dying
>>156244465I love troons which is why I spend all day defending them. I’m not one btw i’m just a gay man who really loves shitting on women’s rights
>>156244479I don't know what Luffy vs Naruto has to do with your weird sexual fetishes.I have a bunch of replies hidden here so it might be one of them, I guess.
You can enjoys Kirara's ass without being an incel tranny who projects their insecurities on tranniesSeriously, so many incels just become trannies because they repress it, I think it must be those people who fall for the people screaming DIMES from that pro wrestling general and "MUH SALES", it's clearly bait, nobody actually enjoys this fucked up shit like trannies on shotas or killing someone horrifyingly.
>>156244443Next episode is DIMESruto and MONEYffy both of which are universal unlike POVERTYku which isn't even mountain level and got his retarded shockwaves retconed GEEEEEEG!!!
It can't be fun having to defend trannies on the internet. I mean how often does that entail coping about pedophile scandals or shit like this where a guy saying he's a lesbian is obviously getting off to torture and snuff.
M-I-A-M-I Running out of time!We gotta goWe gotta goWe gotta goWe gotta go I knowWe gotta go I knowWe gotta go I knowWe gotta go I knowWe gotta go I knowWe gotta go I know
>>156244526>GEEEEEEG!!!Leave sharteen, you cause enough mayhem in these halls.
Why the hell is everyone here talking about trannies? Thread was much better when we were all dunking on superKEK
>>156244518This post makes no sense.
>>156244535>Kratos doesn't scale up to Luffy's new form
>>156244542Someone was mad at RyonaCHADS
>>156244542It all started when Ben forced the High Breed aliens to racemix
>>156244539No you
>>156244542I NEED to defend some random fan vs troon or the izzat of my kind on 4chan will suffer gravely.
>>156244553>No bitemarksLuffy can't chew LMAO!!!
>>156244518The entire reason this came up was because an incel tranny literally has this fetish how is it projection he himself basically stated it
>>156244465Asura.....>>156244488Kratos.....
Did any DB character ever try this again?
>>156244553This reminds me what do you guys think about Black myth Wukong's version of Wukong? Would you have him fight Kratos or Asura?
>>156244571Trannies aren't incels, they are just waiting suicide>Incel means they are involuntarily celibateTrannies can have echo chambers and force others to have sex with them>You can have sex without being an incelWell then they aren't celibate
>>156244569>If you don't want to talk about trannies and just want to shit post and DUNK on cucky verses, you're defending them>>>/lgbt/ go there>>156244570That monkey was a HERO who didn't want to maul this weak old man in front of his son. LUFFY is a demon who will immediately rip Kratcuck apart.
>>156244582Neither
>>156244579That lightning actually RAPES the entire One Piece world.
Name a verse with a win score that you think is too high and say how you will decrease ithttps://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Combatants_by_Series?so=searchWs on the Left, Ls on the Right!>Marvel: 25-29>DC: 25-18>Dragon Ball: 9-11>Street Fighter: 4-9>Sonic: 8-8>Mortal Kombat: 5-6>Star Wars: 3-5>Mario: 5-5>Naruto: 4-5>Mega Man: 2-4>Pokémon: 4-4>Killer Instinct: 3-3>Transformers: 1-3>Legend of Zelda: 2-3>Power Rangers: 1-3>Avatar: 2-3>OPM: 1-3>TMNT: 3-2>GR15: 1-2>Final Fantasy: 3-2>RWBY: 2-2>DMC: 1-2>Fairy Tale: 1-2>Bleach: 1-2>JJBA: 2-2>MHA: 4-2>The Boys: 1-2>JJK: 1-2>CSM: 1-2>KoF: 2-1>Godzilla: 2-1>Metal Gear: 2-1>One Piece: 2-1 (2-2 soon)
>>156244610>SHARTnic and GODrio have an even W/L ratioIt's TIME.
>>156244598I never finished nine sols but does Yi even have much close to Wukong's scale aside from his immortality and an on call shota?
>>156244588>it's clearly bait, nobody actually enjoys this fucked up shit like trannies on shotas or killing someone horrifyingly>subject came up because he was defending one doing this in some animationHuh?
>>156244645If you keep replying to him he’s going to keep spamming
>>156244645What??? Who are you quoting???Meds schizo
Iunno gang, I think we're in our death throes as a topic.
>>156244610Let’s get 3 rematches for street fighter that ends in them losing. Pikachu, Shang tsung and the Mishimas demand it.
KINGnny!!!
>>156244665>MishimasOnly Jin lost however, Heihachi beat Geese.
>>156244658It's more active during the day. The lower quality posters are also actually in school then
>>156244657The reply chain?
>>156244645>or killing someone horrifyinglyDo you know what general you're in? It isn't hug battles
>>156244683All I said was that it was a man depicting it happening to a woman as part of his fetish while saying he’s a lesbian or whatever and it’s creepy and weird. Does this bother you so much? It’s just my opinion.
>>156244610
>>156244683>he is still defending some random vstroon
>>156244681Nigga he called trannies incels, trannies are too different from that because celibacy isn't automatically inher-Oh wait I see what you are doing, fuck off. There's a difference between a guy who can't pull and a tranny who hates women
>>156244692>25-19 (assuming Constantine doesn't HBOC Swamp Thing or Cosmology)You are gonna need 6 more than that
ENOUGH!!!
>>156244679I am meaning it in how we're basically scattered across four threads at any given time and the staple members have stopped showing up as often.But more than that, I think powerscaling is just hitting a critical mass point where everything is settled via agenda or just grabbing something from VSBW or something.
>>156244692I think Raidou has this. He actually has gear (swords, guns) that he can pull out right away.Last I checked John isn't really the type for a straight-out brawl. He's gonna plan ahead and that's how he'll get you.
>>156244665>4-12How will they recover from this???
>>156244690No I just find throwing a multiple day tantrum about a gruesome death in something all about grousome deaths kinda stupid. You don't go crying on everything capcom related that the zombies gruesomely kill the women? Would you even care this much if the losers weren't girls?
Guys you remember when Death Battle's Exhibitions had Jill feed Lara Croft to zombies after freezing + burning her?>InaccurateIt wasn't researched, we should have more shows like that, nobody cares about the faggy debates besides some psueds who wanna feel smart
>>156244579Toei IS Dragon Ball.
>>156244743Toei was making tokusatsu before Akira Toriyama was even born. First one they did was Ogon Bat in 1950.
>>156244727I literally only posted about it since last thread you schizo. I’m just pointing out the trend as many other posters did of troons having predatory sexual fixations because their entire thing is a fetish. Do you really need to keep seething over this?
>>156244765What was sexual about it?
Could Metal Cooler with Golden amp beat Blackfire?or will Speedy's goth boner scale Starfire to the cosmology and btfo the billion gorillionversal fanfic Cooler clones?
>>156243561is the cartoon good?
Post a single cosmic tier from DC or Marvel who a Dragon Ball character can beat in a Matchup on Death Battle
>>156244727>he says after spamming and samefagging in a tantrum for days Come on dude
>>156244778He literally said it was in the posts last thread and compared it to his “yuri” or whatever. Very weird hill to die on.
It was ryona and it was BEAUTIFUL.
>>156244795Chiaotzu might go from No-Diff to Easy-Diff
>>156244692>>156244724imagine if they use raidou's gacha abilities. kek
>>156244779Vsbw already has her at low 1-c, it’s fucking over.
>>156244799I'm not vsfag or whatever he's called. I just find the constant sperging out over it intriguing>>156244802Yuri isn't always inherently sexual though. Could you repost the quote? Also you didn't answer me on if you'd be as bothered if the the sisters were replaced with males
>>156244812Nigga what's the point of Dragon Ball vs DC then?
>>156244779>fanfic Cooler clones?Give me one good reason why composite shouldn't include fan fiction. No I am not a Kratosbro before you ask
>>156244819Dragon Ball only exists to pay the rent
>>156244822>Sees Kylecord say he could do shit like this before Chrome Lantern was a thingI CAN'T!!!
>>156244829I guess the literal whos of DC and Marvel need their exposure somehow... Haha...
>>156244816Im not constantly sperging I made one post and you kept replying to me. Clearly you are incredibly invested in this random tranny getting off on woman torture while calling himself a woman. I’m not going to keep off topic posting and flooding the thread with it. Your position is that a man who obviously cross dresses for a fetish doesn’t have a fetish motive, it’s just dumb and everyone knows it’s dumb.
>>156244819Looking at the db vs dc matches we have had so far, I would say there is no goddamn point. Star fire has fought sinestro and black Adam and did well, and considering the power levels those two are at she can’t be beaten by dragon ball.
>>156244713>Joker vs Green Goblin>Batman vs Moon Knight>Shredder vs Ra's Al Ghul>Fantastic vs Terrific>Beast Boy vs Ben 10>Superboy Prime vs Lord EnglishBOOM! DONE
>>156244849>I made one post and you kept replying to meI'm not whoever you think I am. Could you at least link the post from the last thread that you're talking about if you're not going to answer any of my questions?
>>156244832Another lantern corps? When are they going to stop and do something original with the lore?
>>156244843Superchad? Spiderparagon? Will always be relevantGoku? Has to constantly beg toei for a new anime so he isn't forgotten by newgens
>I just find it intruiging >50th post defending a troon
>>156244860I’m sure you can easily find it? It’s shitting up the thread at this point. He even posted some art with his blog or whatever and it was obviously sexual. I don’t know why you think a man obsessing over lesbians wouldn’t be sexual, that’s like saying women into BL aren’t doing it for sexual reasons.
>>156244876>I don’t know why you think a man obsessing over lesbians wouldn’t be sexual, that’s like saying women into BL aren’t doing it for sexual reasons.Yeah but they are different levels to it You can sexually like something and not be furiously getting off to it every time its involved. You think every woman reading boy love on the bus is leaking like a faucet? I like the clumsy age gap dynamic in smoking behind the supermarket for example but I'm not furiously jerking off every time a watch an episode
>>156244904>Yeah but they are*there are
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Who solo'd the gunnverse?
>>156244916SPIDERGOD RAPED DC.Kneel.
>>156244904Okay, but I think the response has been like this because people can sense when something they are watching feels pornographic. That is why this in particular seems to have had a big reaction imo. The guy doing it claiming he is female is just sort of the cherry on top really, that was my point, its a trend with that kind of person. I am not going to reply about this again.
>>156244916NETANYAHUTOOOOOOOS
>>156244853>JokerGoblinFight starts with Joker inside the Nth Metal Mech>MoonBatBoth fighters have every knowledge they can get on each other and all their equipment, Batman sneaks up on Moon Knight and oneshots him with Hellbat, if Konshu intervenes it would turn out the Hellbat made Moon Knight and Konshu think he was in it but he was sitting on the Mobius Chair the whole time, making this a cosmology stomp according to SentryPrime and Raven vs Phoenix>Shredder vs Ra'sRa's has spells and can make people forget everything he wants them to forget by saying their name backward and tegref, he also gets Deathstroke on his army who has the godslayer which has cosmology scaling to killing gods in DC who are platonic concepts.>Fantastic vs TerrificBIPOC folk aren't allowed to lose on DB to white mood chuddy, unless Reed pays his reparations by solving the socio-economic factors of the Marvel universe he will lose>Beast Boy vs Ben 10Garfield can transform to Starro's kind who threatened the entire Justice League, which includes Flash who embodies the platonic concept of speed (thank you Morrison)>Superboy Prime vs Lord EnglishPrimeTime is a good person who grew up and became better, Caillou is an evil incel who doesn't contribute after clittyleaking on his verseI'm joking but I still wonder if Shredder has any response to Ra's spells
>>156244916The same people that solo every verse, feminists.
>>156244933It’s because all his movies flopped I don’t think this jew had anything to do with it
>>156244916James Gunn
>>156244933>This was only ONE of many infinite avatars of Netanyahuseid across fiction>Israelverse outscales DC so badly that when they make the Absolute Universe which is supposed to call out the evil guys who rule the world they refuse to refer to anything Jewish and blame WW2 on epsteinJEWTOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>156244935Didn't a snowbunny slice Blade's head off the neck?
BECAUSE I'M A BOX OFFICE FLOP YES I AM
>>156244936James gunn isn’t a feminist wasn’t he awful to his ex? Also had a lolita themed halloween party or something creepy like that.
>>156244935There has to be at least one version of shredder that can resist mind hax, tmnt gets fucking insane.
>>156244961>B-Being nice is the new punk ro-AAAAAAACCKKKKK!!!
>>156244932>Okay, but I think the response has been like this because people can sense when something they are watching feels pornographic.I haven't watched it myself but what about it was pornographic? The hypnotism? Weren't they fighting sirens? That's kinda what they do. Sure hypnotism can be associated with porn but that doesn't make it inherently pornographic. Seems more like a case of the viewer's biases inserting their own subtext into something that doesn't contain it
>>156244973THAT'S RIGHT SON! WHAT ARE WE?WE.ARE.HEROS!AND WHAT DO WE HATE?WE. HATE. WEAKLINGS.
>>156244933>trump backs paramount and forces them to WB>paramount owner is right wing and jew himself>first thing they do is fire GunnYou may be on to something
>>156244966Sounds like a modern feminist to me.
>>156244972Comp Human Shredder should beat the shit out of Ra's, but the issue is that a lot of broken versions of Shredder aren't human (Utrom, Tengu, whatever was that fucking oni in rise)
>>156244961>>156244973Notice how that smiling superman poster has been absent since the news? Curious...
CAUSE I'M A PUNK ROCKER YES I AM!His second movie will come out and he will win
>>156244966>Hates women>Supports PalestineWarrior-Z approves, Gunn is a true soldier of Allah!
>>156244998
>>156244975Yes, all the normal people who thought the detailed gore and painstakingly crafted voyeuristic death was weird are wrong, and the man who skinwalks the opposite gender as part of his porn addiction is totally innocent. Have fun trying to gaslight that to people, wouldn’t want the male predators feelings being hurt.
>>156244979That old defenseless lady was evilThose children who prolapsed bleeding anuses were evilPlease understand this is for the greater good... Don't forget to support Trans Palestinian children by buying our Absolute Comics!
>"Greetings human. You know me as Superman, The Man of Steel, the Ho— ACK! W-What was that?! A moon...? Greeny boy... save me..."Is this really what a hero is supposed to be like?
>>156245010>children>prolapsed bleeding anuses>OUT OF NOWHERESomething you wanna share, Israeli Snyderbro?
The movie about supermans dog made more money than any dragon ball release
Ngl i find it stupid how DC is really all about multiple cultures and how racism is heckin' evil but then you look at all the green lanterns from these new cultures and their constructs are just fucking nothing but shields and rays that hold stuff in placeReally says a lot...
>>156245027Dogs make money, secret life of pets is the most drab animated film of all time yet it made bank.
Don't bother with DCU movies anymore.Get Faust, and give us 4 more seasons of DCHSG
BASIC HUMAN EMPATHY? THE NEW PUNK ROCK.PALESTINE? WILL BE FREE.MURDER? POLITICALLY JUSTIFIED.RACISM? ABHORRENT.
>>156245008>Yes, all the normal people who thought the detailed gore and painstakingly crafted voyeuristic death was weird are wrong,Death battle related stuff does this all the time though? Again you're walking into a mcdonalds and complaining that there's burger on the menu. I really don't see the problem here when this is common in so many fandom vs battle videos. I'm asking again are you mad because the deaths were gruesome or are you mad because it happened to women? Would you have a problem if the match up was with Odysseus or Aquaman or something and they died like that? Be honest
>>156245035The one thing I don't get is... so Metahumans existed on Earth for 300 years. And nobody cares? Earth just remained the exact same?Premise dead on arrival to me.
>>156245054Bro stop yapping>food analogy
>>156245048>DCfags argued this cartoon makes Harley planet level>She is STILL planet level on CANON CHADtles CHADkihttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Harley_Quinn_(DC_Super_Hero_Girls)_(Gen_2)?so=search
>>156245042>shitting on my 3 year old nephew's favorite filmI'll end you
>>156244822Because that results in Suggsverse-tier mega-autism where people just make shit up purely to add new feats that don't fit with the actual canon
>>156245060Don’t look into the marvel timeline, you will puke.
>>156245065>no argument>dodges the question againI'll take that as a yes then
>>156244966Erm, can you prove a lolita party is inherently sexual? I think you’re projecting your own feelings onto that. >>156245054ALL I said was that there’s a trend of troons having obviously very masculine and violent rapey fetishes. I think it’s weird to defend some guy self ID’ing as female when he’s clearly into quite abusive sexual things toward women. Obviously you’re going to defend this position forever since you have a weird obsession with covering for these guys so I cba to keep replying. Obviously if a ton of normies on reddit picked up on it, the weirdo energy is there, alongside his equally weird posts which made it more clear.
>>156245073And? People LOVED Goku vs Saitama
>>156245060>Metahumans existed for 300 years and were plentiful>But nobody ACROSS all of history ever did anything with it besides these super secret guys who nobody bothers to question despite all the crazy shit that happens on a daily basis>Btw DC is all about how you should love and trust people while respecting them as intellectualsThe jews' mask is starting to slip off...
>>156245099You're the first to mention it in four threads so not really
>>156245085Im not the same anon you are just obviously seething because someone insulted a troon being creepy dont derail the thread over it
>>156245067Is it because she can mess with Zatanna or someone like that?
>>156245108I’ll stop replying to him, sorry.
>>156244853So how strong is Vandal Savage anyway
>>156245110Don’t know, but catwoman has attosecond reaction speed, so probably.
Post a single dragonabll movie making anywhere near even the shittiest superman movie.Post a dragonball feat anywhere near the shittiest superman feat.
>>156245098>ALL I said was that there’s a trend of troons having obviously very masculine and violent rapey fetishesAnd wtf does that have to do with the thread? Why should we care to the point that you keep bringing it up or keep sperging out whenever that vsbattle guy is obviously baiting you? Are you a child that can't fathom different people around you having different train of thought and need to constantly have everyone thinking the same thing as you like some kind of low functioning autist? I can understand why you'd think the way you do I honestly do but I don't see what you hope to achieve by constantly spamming the thread every time a low effort shitposter obviously baits you and insisting on making it our problem. We don't fucking care.
>>156245079>X-Men is an oppression allegory>They have existed for years with all these reality bending powers yet never did anything with it to change the world for the better>Humans' hate is the real threat>We also have all these insanely smart heroes who want to help the average person and are bigger threats than the government who invent tech that warps reality>...but they can't cure cancer or solve world hunger or invent flying cars>This is completely fine according to TV TropefagsDo not look at the justified section of this, you will recoil in disgusthttps://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/PlayingWith/ReedRichardsIsUseless
>>156245142>shittiest superman feat.Done.
>>156245103>10 million views in 3 weeksYUP YUP YUP! The people have spoken
Toei has done more Tokusatsu stuff than Dragon Ball. Just Saiyan
>>156245158>Post a dragonball feat anywhere near the shittiest superman feat.>nearAre you implying Goku was raped too?
>>156244850>chainscalingSkin cape fags alive
>>156245146You have replied to me the same number of times I replied to you lol. Maybe I am a little autistic but clearly I am not the only one.
>>156245158>TANKED soviet union cock for EIGHT months straightName another hero that could replicate that feat.
>>156245148>Although seemingly harmless and beneficial, the advances that Amazing Girl could bring would require massive sacrifice on an unthinkable scale or would produce worse problems and suffering further down the line, results that Amazing Girl refuses to risk.>Amazing Girl does not want the people of the world to become too dependent or reliant on her; she could solve every problem, but people would start demanding that she solve every trivial difficulty that they could easily resolve themselves, out of laziness, which would distract her from the more difficult problems she faces.>Amazing Girl fears that interfering in society that much would put her on a slippery slope that would lead her to make herself a totalitarian dictator.>Although Amazing Girl's powers and abilities seem limitless, there are certain limits which she has not managed to transcend.>Amazing Girl must negotiate complex matters of international politics and diplomacy when dealing with some of these problems; national and international authorities would react with unease and suspicion if Amazing Girl tried to interfere too much in their affairs.>Amazing Girl notes that some problems are too complex to cure, e.g., cancer or the common cold, due to the nature of cancer or the fact that several viruses can cause the common cold, and they all mutate over time.>Amazing Girl is so afraid that some bad actor will reverse-engineer her creations and either weaponize them or develop effective countermeasures that she doesn't even try.>Amazing Girl has a mental disorder or disability that inhibits her mental ability/motivation to do so, despite her physical abilities.All of these are valid excuses as to why Reed and Strange couldn't do a thing about Aunt May getting shot and Spider-Man being an eternal cuck, chud.
>>156245079I find it hard to really enjoy these comments because I start thinking about why these so-called "heroes" never bothered trying to change the world for the better. Really going to tell me that nobody bothered trying to learn Magic and do shit with it? (Yes, in the pass Magic was more restrictive, but as Marvel is now you could walk into a store and probably get a $35 guide)
Why is chainscaling when anime or video games do it good but chainscaling when cape chads do it bad?
Being anally raped is preferable to having never kissed your own wife.
>>156245174Yes? We are having a conversation? Are you stupid?>>156245181Batman
>>156245200>stop talking about thing>is the only person who was talking to me about thing?
>>156245148>Amazing Girl is well aware of her inventions' potential and wants to mass-produce them. But bringing any new product to market is a slow and often expensive process.>Amazing Girl lacks the manufacturing base, or other resources or marketing skills/know-how, to mass-produce her inventions.>Amazing Girl just couldn't be bothered.>Amazing Girl holds a very low opinion of civilization and the world they live in and decides they don't deserve the results of her work.>Amazing Girl knows that providing her inventions would stunt humanity's true potential. If she provided them now, technology would stagnate, which would lead to our extinction. Not interfering will cause much suffering for centuries but will make things far better on the millennium scale.>Amazing Girl notes that some problems are too complex to cure, e.g., cancer or the common cold, due to the nature of cancer or the fact that several viruses can cause the common cold, and they all mutate over time.AMAZING GIRLTOOOOOOOOOS!!!!Cucky Civilians...
>>156245169Being raped is actually a stronger feat than you may think. Could you handle being raped for multiple months at a time?
Oh yeah didn't smallville have a mini arc where a depowered clark spent a few months in russia as some guy's slave until green arrow tracked him down and bought him off him? Russia seems to be a pretty bad place for superman
Crying about superman isn’t going to make your verse any less weak.
>NOOOOOOOO SUPERMAN DIDN'T CURE CANCER OR SAVE MY CHILD MY KILLING THEMSELVES SO HE ISN'T GOOD!!! WAAAAHHH!!!Amazing Girl BROKE YOU. Chud.
>>156245221Real Lifesura...
I.AM.A.SURVIVOR!
>>156245192Because capefags don't need to chain scale.They just need to pick a panel from the past to absolutely RAPE any obstacle.On a real note, he does have some pretty good runs.
>>156245209No? This >>156244683 was my first reply to you. I wasn't talking about "the thing" anytime before hand>>is the only person who was talking to me about thingYeah because we were having a conversation about the thing dipshit. That's how conversation works. I was just shitposting before but are you genuinely autistic?
>>156245232I can see you’re very mad so I’m going to stop.
>>156245221Sh....SHUT UP!
>>156245238Good night then
>>156245248Good night too. I’m sorry if I can be obsessive, I admit I can and you’re right about that. At the same time, if other people state their opinion I will engage them on it.
>>156245184>the advances that Amazing Girl could bring would require massive sacrifice on an unthinkable scale or would produce worse problems and suffering further down the line, results that Amazing Girl refuses to risk.Couldn't she just time travel? I thought CapeGODS can time travel? Even if it causes a problem she should be smart enough to understand how to fix this.>Amazing Girl does not want the people of the world to become too dependent or reliant on her; she could solve every problem, but people would start demanding that she solve every trivial difficulty that they could easily resolve themselves, out of laziness, which would distract her from the more difficult problems she faces.Can't she have Doombots who do it for her? Regardless for someone so smart she would understand how neurology works to make people behave better.>Amazing Girl's powers and abilities seem limitless, there are certain limits which she has not managed to transcend.So she's a fraud?>She is that SelfishOh so I got it, Superman is actually an evil Nazi who loves watching innocents suffer and just has this invisible plot force called GOOD to justify his violence. Got it.
>B-BUT SUPERMAN HAD ANAL SEX IN RUSSIA!!!Okay? Goku still isnt universal and hasn’t kissed his wife. Bringing up supermans sexual history is not going to make goku stronger.
Post Superman not being a Jew.Post Superman saving those children from Epstein's island.Post Superman doing anything to Hitler with the Spear of Destiny.Post Superman raising his son to be Straight.Post Superman going after Israel, THE REAL ISRAEL, not a fictional allegory, THE REAL DEAL.Can you do that Capebro?
I WANT TO BE A HERO AND I HAVE ENOUGH TECHNOLOGY TO CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER MANY TIMES OVER BUT I WONT DO THAT BECAUSE... I JUST WONT OKAY??? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING I REFUSE TO DO IT THATS IT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
>>156245048This.
>>156245282AMAZING GIRLTOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!Children Raped by a Rich Jewsura...
>>156245048God they're so hot....faust knows how to design women.
>>156245277>Post Superman doing anything to Hitler with the Spear of Destiny.Kek. Is it another one of those "it has to happen" events?>Post Superman not being a Jew.Can't be done; wasn't this guy written as a Jew allegory?
>>156245282Fuck!!! This is PEAK writing!!! FAGon Ball FAGS wishes they had this much morality, all they can do is THROW TANTRUMS over the MASTER MORALITY of GOD'S CHOSEN CAPES
>>156245270>Goku still isnt universal and hasn’t kissed his wifeActually he did a anime only scene during the android arc
>>156244083Your turn shall cometh boy.
DCHSG was the only good thing that ever came out of Dead Company.
>>156245314>WOMENRESPECThor won't expose Diana as the fraud she isSomeone learned from KINGtos...
>>156245277>Post Superman not being a Jew.He's from space>Post Superman saving those children from Epstein's island.He didn't know about it>Post Superman doing anything to Hitler with the Spear of Destiny.That would drastically alter history and set back human technological advancement>Post Superman raising his son to be Straight.You can't raise sexuality only closet fags>Post Superman going after Israel, THE REAL ISRAEL, not a fictional allegory, THE REAL DEAL.He is right now at this very moment. Only he's doing so diplomatically like a human being because he understands the weight his power holds
>>156245299No he was just scared of the Spear of Destiny
>>156244083Who the fuck is this Glup Shitto and why should I care about him?
I just got beat up by my BVLLY BVLL in a CVCKY backstory...
>>156245217Just because I haven't been raped for multiple months at time doesn't mean......
>>156245314I could respect a fight between Mori and a Thor version.Now that I think about it, didn't Thor go through a similar arc of losing his power and having to regain it back like Mori did? Unworthy Thor, right?
>>156245343>He didn't know about it>He does but despite having time traveling powers or buddies who time travel he can't save children from being rapedWhy?>That would alter historySo... Superman's bound to time? and Doctor Who can just go "Time Huh" him?>He is diplomatically destroying IsraelProof. Israel is still existing.
>>156245353He is a KING of combat. I don't think I've seen a character posted here who could really compares in pure skill when up against him.
>>156245048Four cuties...
>>156245382>He's [GLUPO SHITTO FROM SOMETHING THAT NOBODY HAS HEARD ABOUT]Thanks for letting me know.
>"I can do anything! I am the embodiment of hope! Evil beware my retcon punch!">His son gets fucked in the ass and gets super aids>"Well it can't helped, nothing I could do!"LIMITLESSperman!
>>156245353He's going to fight a Lego for the title of true heir of Sun Wukong
>Future technology, powers, and magic that can warp reality at well >Removing Hitler will ruin everythingGEEEG! SISSY DC VERSE! IS THIS REALLY THE POWER OF A 1-A MULTIVERSAL POWERHOUSES?!
>>156245048Who has the bigger ass?
>"No Jonathan my son you see... Getting fucked in the ass actually means you are getting in touch with the world of forms! It helps you see the truth! Plato spoke of this...">"Aids? A ruptured bleeding anus? Nothing I can do, but I love everyone without intervening with their problems and that's what really matters!"A TRVE SYMBOL OF HOPE...
Goku died to a heart virus.
>>156245381>Proof. Israel is still existing.Things take time>So... Superman's bound to time? and Doctor Who can just go "Time Huh" him?No but being the compassionate soul that he is he is concerned about how the butterfly effect would effect us>Why?Who says he hasn't and you just can't remember because of the timeline changes?
>>156245427Yeah, we know Gokek is a fraud, just like Supersissy.
>at well
>Goku can threaten the Universe and Superman can—Shut the fuck up. My hero got RAPED for months on end by Russian BVLLS. If your hero isn't willing to have that happen to him for the sake of justice... I don't want to hear anything about what you call strength.Be a better man.
>>156243713Somehow "He/Him" wasn't the gayest thing in this image.
>saves all of capeKINO by making them beat him OVER TIME and gives them all this stupid hax and arguments to win fictional debates onlineYou should THANK him.
>Gokek dies to a sissy heart virus>Sissyman can't punch a virus awayCouldn't be my hero.
Hitler.Israel.Epstein.Homosexuality.COVID.Gender Dysphoria.
>>156245460CAPEGODS??? WE CAN STOP THIS... RIGHT? WE'RE MULTIVERSAL POWERHOUSES...
>>156245460Fuck... My entire outerversally infinite boundless cosmology just got destroyed trying to even think about these guys!
>>156245453Which is?
>"HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!!!">sees Epstein is a satanist>"HULK IS THE DEVIL!!!"What did he mean by this???
Honestly I'd let some qt Russian boys play with my boyhole too. What's wrong with that? Getting tickled in the bum bum feels good, not going to stop because some browns on dbg told me IT'S BAD...BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK
>Casually holds back the force of multiple 1-A Multiversal beingsB-Bros...? I didn't know he was this strong...
>>156245482I... I can't argue this!!! CapeSCHOLARS!!! STOP MILKING MY BWC WITH YOUR FEMBOY ASSES!!! YOU ARE TOO HOT AND SMART!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS PEAK FICTION!!!
Everything the two posters above me said is true. We can't refute this
Western Walltos.Cucky kaabasura...
>>156245489>Megaten anklebiters pretending they also couldn't defeat CHADolf who was actually just Nyralahotetph (who isn't even the guy from Lovecraft, just a Jungian metaphor)HBOCsona...
I just SOLO'd composite fiction... Nobody can remove me from history because it will destroy their entire verse, no matter the cosmology.
>Ohhhh fuckkkk vladdd nooo don’t rub kryptonite in your cock and force me to lick it off mwah smooch noooo vlad please ahhhh don’t turn my invincible body into a malleable soft plaything pleeaaseee no don’t use my throat and leave me utterly powerless like a sissy boy so there’s nothing I can do and just have to tearfully stare up and take it pleesseee vlad please don’t rub kryptonite on my nipples and use it as lube as you grunt and groan and manhandle me noooo pleasseee don’t cum inside me and leave me a shivering mess on the floor vlad i am hope I am punk rock vlad noooo please don’t use me as your personal stress relief cum receptacle bitch and force me to worship and kiss your cock noooYou guys fell for it? Chadperman was in control the entire time. This isn’t an anti feat you fucking retards
>HITLERCHAD was such a HERO... that he decided to not use magic or powers in order to extend his lifespan, giving weaker heroes a chance to finally be strong for once in their pathetic little lives.I... was wrong, he really was a hero.
>Supermansura beats the shit out of DARKSEIDTOS for being evil (whatever that means) or attacking the fine Transwomen of Israel>DARKSEIDTOS creates his own fictional universe that more young people enjoy and looks cooler than the cucky troony Prime Earth >Even gives representation to the BIPOC queers out of his generosity>TEACHES Bruce about poverty>Helps Diane be in touch with where women actually come from (Hell)>Let's Clark grow up with his FamilyRefute this. Explain why Darkseid isn't actually the good guy of DC.
Why does jacking off to gay stuff feel so good? Already done it twice tonight and feel like doing it again
>>156245566Yeah I love gooning to cookie run femboys, a true men knows that sucking cock is the most masculine thing EVER.
Actually if Superman and Hitler were to fight they'd get along and be good friends
>>156245561>Even gives Supersissy an AI friend so he isn't lonelyI... can't refute this.
GO BACK HIDING, WHEN WE’RE SHININGLIKE WE’RE MEANT TO BEYOU FOUGHT SO HARD, YOU CAME SO FARAND NOW, YOU REST IN PEEEEAAACE
>>156245571Gokubro...
>>156245566>>156245571No one cares about your preferences
>>156245571FAGrio...
>>156245572Not canon>But the earth where he landed in Germany!Doesn't count. Exists as a strawmen to justify other false Earth as "Good".
>>156245561>Explain why Darkseid isn't actually the good guy of DC.They turned him into a Yhwach expy with all that "WAAH SUPERMAN IS BAD BECAUSE THE FEAR OF DEATH AND SHIT" crapis yhwach a good guy?
Honestly whenever you see a hard throbbing nice fat cock how DO you resist the urge to polish it
>>156245571This is actually true. 4chan is 99% male and is obsessed with cocks, sucking dick, other men watching you fuck their gf (full eye contact), feminized men, sissified men, big buff men and semen. Being a homo is the most manly thing ever and in many ways defines the male sex. Men are born to be sluts to one another which is why in prison or at war they’re constantly having sex.
Can someone explain how Superman is supposed to be a hero when he is humiliated all the time? What kind of wimp is this?
>>156245610>is yhwach a good guy?Some would say yes As Nodt would be a better image here
>insecure incels can't respect another person's body>they think it makes them A LESSER MEN for enjoying some thicc boys with shiny polished cocksBe better... I personally love to Clover Cookie and Herb Cookie!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12973801&tags=herb_cookie+clover_cookie+>>156245618This!!! So much this!!!
>99% of the website is gay>women are consistently the worst poster despite thishuh.....
...Why are you all like this?
It's actually even worse, 99% of this website is straight men who still sissify themselves and love talking about dicks and BBC and raping dudes/getting fucked
>I AM THE AMAZING SPIDER— ACK!Why am I supposed to like this guy again?
>>156245610>More proof GOODseid is real and DC is just psyoping us into thinking EVILperman is the good guy for letting life to continue it's sufferingNice tricks, that won't work on me. We all know DC Merchants are scared of death because they love this life where they can Smurf innocents with their fetishes.
>men's asses are fatter and tighter than women>men have prostates How do straightfags even argue?
>>156245638This. They don’t talk about big fat cocks or femboy asses enough. It’s so annoying, I hate foids.>>156245646None of us are straight brah. It’s a man’s role in society to be a cock loving sissy, the more you love dick the more of a man you are. Unfortunately I had a gf (no penis sadge) but she was the manliest woman ever the way she just loved having sex with men, I aim to be as manly as her one day and fuck men just as well. God I just can’t stop thinking about penises and their wonderful varieties, small, big, white, brown. And men’s assholes, which I also love. I even started calling actual vaginas bussies since I associate any sex hole with men. I’m so fucking chad.
>>156245648Merely pretending as not to hurt Frank's ego. That widows peek is already bad enough as it is
>>156244931>>156245648>Punisher is a PLANET BUSTING BEASTFuck... Dreddsissies... What do we do!? One punch from him and our entire cucky earth is gone!
>>156245624i mean, in that same comic darkseid makes a big deal about the Afterlife and the World of the Living hence i drew that comparison but you might be right
>GOODseid is kind enough to play with lesser beings instead of ignoring them as most of the DC Gods doAm I supposed to believe that this is actually a bad guy?
The concept of honosexuality? Sonic says that's no good. With immeasurable speed he blitzes into the platonic realm of concepts. He instantly destroys transsexualism and niggers for being infinitely below him. Sonic is a white conservative traditional male after all. Then he finds homosexuality with its shriveled up clitty. Sonic turns around and turns every concept into straight white man concepts. In the act of doing so homosexuality sees Sonic's tight asshole and becomes gay itself. This act turns all faggots into straight productive males for society. Sonic then loeers his ass onto homosexuality and vegins riding. GODnic then transcends infinite extraversal outerversal structures and beyond this transcendentally infinitely. Homosexuality and every single concept in human history is a tiny speck to BEYONDTHEHIGHESTnic's existence. Homosexuality's clitty spurts out sissy neoplatonic juices as Sonic simply laughs and transcends the concept of cum so that it never even reaches his succulent throbbing shithole. Homosexuality becomes irrelevant as Sonic wags his finger. Fags eternally lose! KO!
Orion is better than Superman will ever be.
>bothers participating in labour with the working class>Grant TRANNYISON and his DC Cosmology cultists will tell you this guy is TEH PLATONIC CONCEPT OF TYRANNY AND EVIL>He isn't good because... He is feeding people! And that's selfish! A true hero doesn't solve world hunger!Why are DCucks so dishonest? He's trying to help
Why do people want Sonic vs Mario 3? It's just Bowser vs Eggman but EVIL if you think about it good enough.
Do you think that we will get an universal feat in the next dbs beerus episode?
>please care about dragon ball
>>156245689This guy should fight Thor purely for the Jack-Kirby esque visuals, it's a shame how chinks can get it right but Death Battle in all their 16 years never did...
GOODSEIDTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!Evilpermansura...
>>156245689I remember his autism episode in young justice
>>156245708Probably, and everyone will look foolish.
>>156245711>Panty and Stocking have herald scalingDid Cucky Simon just get dethroned as the strongest Trigger character???
>Be Superman>"I-I am a hero">"Solve world hunger? What are you, crazy?">"Stop the crime that I can hear as if it were next to me? No, I have to rest, I'm not that strong.">Only hangs out with people who are rich and powerful, or wants to fuck>Be Darkseid>Arrives on Earth>Takes control of everyone equally and without discrimination>Feeds everyone under his control>Works fast food>Even creates a world where inequality is being taken care of much better than on EarthWhich one of these are supposed to be the hero and villain again?
>>156245710Yeah, all this falsefagging about CapeSCHOLARS is honestly embarrassing teehee... It's like Dragon Boys just want attention, so sad and lonely...All this inverted morality thingamajig is just more flattery to DCbros, we are just milking that cock with our OUTERVERSALLY PLATONIC asses
>>156245749Explain how Superman would be able to solve world hunger
>>156245710Bleach isnt universal dr spicpedo
>>156245760He can because uhhh... Retcon punch! Just have hope! He is gonna slowly destroy Israel! It takes time! He can't just destroy Israel now!!! It would disturb the timeline!!!
>>156245760The miracle machine?
>>156245760>Explain how someone with supposedly MFTL speed, infinite strength, and super intellect can solve world hungerMaybe he should try not being a lazy fucking bitch?
>Superman can destroy Israel>It just takes him time because... Uhhh...>Just hopemaxx okay chud!?>Anyways Superman CAN time travel to kill all those who oppose him when they were babies, who knows maybe he'll RESPECTFULLY rape them.Kind of a weird thing Death Battle did but I guess Superman needed a way to win...
While we're talking about villains, Frieza is objectively better for Universe 7 than anyone else content to leave a jobber shithole carried by less than 10 people and could whip it into shape with absolute power.
CAPEKINOHERBCOOKIETOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!MilkedDragonBallCloverCookiesura...
>>156245778I fail to see how any of those except super intellect would solve world hunger. Not to mention he doesn't have the resources either
>>156245786>Be a Saiyan before Frieza found you>Lives in a shithole where everyone kills each other, has no protected housing, education or Families commit Parricide or Incestoud Rape due to lack of Law>GODza clan arrives and TEACHES you how to behave>Just asks you put all that violence and anger towards something other than your species and bloodkinFRIEZA SAVED THE SAIYAN RACE YOU DUMBASSES, HE WAS TRYING TO HELP BUT FAGDOCK INTERRUPTED HIM
>>156245798Those other things just help him make whatever plan he comes up with happen faster.
Bardock was a hero
>>156245798The miracle machine
>>156245798Retcon punch.>But he doesn't have thatSo you admit he isn't strong enough to punch a universe?
Bardock was the coolest guy.
>>156245823>superman should just travel to the future and steal dangerous tech that isn't hisHe's not a monster
>milks all the cum from Dragonfags' Balls>they finish busting all their MELTY loads in his ass about CapeKINO and their inverted morality fanficsYeah, I think Herb Cookie WON.
>>156245764>bleach out of nowhere
>All these MFTL+ heroes>Crime still occurs in the areas that they live in... because?>B-Bu—If you can move this fast there is literally no excuse. Unless if you want to admit that your HERO is a weak sissy.Being a Villain is actually more honorable than bein a hero in DC.
>>156245846Oops forgot imageAnd yes, this is what I and many CapeKINO scholars look like.
I don't want to spend all day hunting down individual criminals. I have a life you know. Plus that would be authoritarian. MFTL powers should be used responsibly
>>156245848>Being a Villain is actually more honorable than bein a hero in DC.Unironically yes because you get labeled as a villain for wanting to kill someone like The Joker who never faces consequences from the law system (and you probably end up getting raped by Batman so hard he forces you to work for him, but you get to keep the guns)
>>156245854>Can travel back in time to when the crime occurred and stop itFlashbros? Lanternbros? Supermanbros? mind explaining?>IT WILL DRASTICALLY ALTER HISTORY!!!but what if it's just a family getting raped and beaten?>IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN! THE PLATONIC SPEEDFORCE DEMANDS IT!!! THIS ISN'T AUTHORITARIAN HOWEVER!!!Why are comic book fans fine with this?
>be me, ordinary white straight student in the DC Universe's america>get into a debate with a queer plus-sized BIPOC polycule about Goku vs Superman>they keep telling me Superman is the force of good and good always wins>they also tell me Superman can alter reality with his fists>ask them "if Superman is so good, why do these kids think you are ugly geeks?">Superman then suddenly lands behind me and retcon punches me into being a brown sissy slutHe is truly, HOPE incarnate.
Hey, I am The Flash, and I can perceive events that happen in under an attosecond; yeah, I won't be using my powers willy nilly because I respect free-will!WHAT YOU WANT ME TO USE MY POWERS TO HELP STOP ACCIDENTS AND SAVE VICTIMS OF DISASTER INSTEAD?? FUCK YOU JUST FUCK FUCK YOU I DONT WANT TO DO THAT IM LAZY EVEN THOUGH I COULD LITERALLY WALK TO THE PLACE AND STILL HAVE TIME TO SPARE JUST FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE TO SAVE ANYBODY IM A HERO!!!Why are DC "heroes" like this?
>>156245835He can build one by himself you chud
>>156243561>Go to thread thinking it's for Earthworm Jim>It's Death BattleFUCK OFF
>>156244793I still think it is. I don't think none of the adult gags and quips aged a bit.
>>156245900It doesn't matter the name, EVERY SPEEDSTER in DC says this.Jay.Barry.Wally.Can't think of any other important speedsters who fight FOR GOOD. Except maybe the genuine ones who don't call themselves good like Eobard Thwane and Hunter Zolomon
Erm why don't you just take away my free will and autonomy and just retcon punch the world whenever you don't like it?
People say that Eobard was doing this out of hate but he was justified, that selfish cunt Barry could prevent so many atrocities and spare the time (because Speedsters have godlike stamina after all), he even tried covering for him multiple times and still tries doing it with the recolor so we could tell who's the true voice of all those innocents who never got justice, HE IS TEACHING BARRY.Hell I think you could ever say this about Zolomon as well, HE LITERALLY WAS TEACHING WALLY.Flash Villains are just trying to teach these guys but they never learn...
>>156245971>Creates a world without pedophiles>"STOP IT YOU AUTHORITARIAN FUCK!!! YOU ARE ERASING MY FREE WILL!!!">"Anyways... I know you'll eventually make me a real pretty women! Right Supes?">"Supes...?"
>>156245939>Be Thwane>Flash comes in from the future and tells you to stop being a "lame hero">See what Flash is doing to be a "hero">Is busy being useless and getting jobbed by men with cold guns>Decides to punish Flash for thisAm I supposed to see him as a bad guy?>inb4 copeFlash lets millions of people die everyday with his inaction.>muh free willWhere does this come into play when a plane is crashing into the ground? A sudden flood killing people out of nowhere? A freak Earthquake putting thousands at risk.Remember. The flash has enough time to walk to each person, shake their hands, take a dump, go to BK for a bite, and come back to save them in time... but he doesn't.Is this really a hero I should be respecting?>Be Flash>Travelling at Super Speed>Has read local news of rapist in the area, via reading through multiple articles at once>"No, I can't interfere with this rape. It would be messing with their free will."WOW! That's my hero!
>rips off the arms of some guy who tries feeding his family and deseparately took this gig>"Retconning it would be depriving them of their free will! This will teach them to not work and try to provide for their starving family!"Refute this without sounding like a fascist.
>trans fantasies out of the etherSomething you want to tell us anti Supermanbros?
Resorting to extremes only proves how right our heroes are btw
>fight for TRUTH (The peer-approved kind)>JUSTICE (The one that supports queer BIPOC)>and a BETTER TOMORROW (The one where we all starve in a polygamous commune without any of the resources used for bettering the world)HEROES!!!!
That's the problem with giving heroes this level of power. It makes everyone start asking uncomfortable questions about why they can't just remove certain shit. Actually, I don't think woke comics even simply kicked that retarded orange sellout faggot from office despite making an actual villain in certain stories like fucking X-Men. Shouldn't Batman or every other super genius without restrictions be able to expose everyone on Epstein's list by following deeply underground to uproot every part of government corruption when it inevitably leaks into their turf as well like retards? What about other pieces of shit actively encouraging crime while cowering behind "political correctness"?
>How right our hero— ACK!It's so kind of attosecond Flash to not bother trying to help with natural disasters. Hell, Flash could do so much help with emergency Health-related deliveries. You can't even argue free-will or "extremes" with this. ]Either your hero is:>Too weakOr>They don't care
Scp-682 vs Doomsday will be the season finales, mark my words
Ummm... Porn addicts from discord are giving children HRT but I can't do anything about this because.... Uhhh... This would DISTURB the timeline...
>Hal Jordan can go back in time to kill some kid>but he can't go back in time to before Emerald Coast was destroyedDo I just lack media literacy??? How can I become a better men and UNDERSTAND the nuance of this???
>>156246072He has to live with it
>Big ass tragedy happens that leads to the creation of giga Epstein Satan Hitler who will rape and kill billions of innocents>Flash can't prevent this because... It would interrupt with their free will... The Natural Order demands it...>BTW Yahweh is a benevolent G_D, Good guys will always win and every universe will reach harmony and love and peace>This is consistent and if you question this you are just a dumbass evil chud who deserves to suffer
>>156246089>Rapes a child>That rape motivates this child to rape many more children>We can't prevent this because... They need to LEARN from it.>If you question this you are actually the child rapist and I am the good person for letting the rape of children happenYup yup! My hero WON! Anti-SupermanSISSIES fucking LOST!
Actually you bring up a good point. Why doesn't real life god or jesus do any of the stuff you guys mention to make the world a better place?
Boring.
>>156246027>Letting a child get raped is actually PLATONIC OUTERVERSAL BRAHMIN GOOD because it means children will learn from being raped, which is a good thing!>After all, Brahman means Limitless Growth!
Why don't Sonic and Shadow just go back in time to stop Maria's death or even Knuckles' tribe from pissing off Chaos by fucking massacring Chao? Everyone in 06 managed to jump 100s of years with no consequences.
>>156246113You don’t need to sign your posts bro we already know.
Why doesn't Mario use his time machine to kill Bowser when he was a baby?Hell not even kill, why doesn't Mario just raise Baby Bowser to not kidnap women?
>>156246108Passed the fraud check.>>156246127Sonic is a HERO who understands it's okay to let people die even when you can stop it from happening with no consequence. Also his chaos control is pretty weak so whatever.Actually, Shadow going back in time would be a pretty good plotpoint for a game, I'm surprised I haven't seen that yet>>156246135Everyone here except insane people know Mario is a fraud
>>156246108Shut up!!! You are brown!!! You are mentally ill!!! My god is omnibenevolent!!!
>Why don’t flash or wally just go back in time to stop the deat-LIGMA BALLS
>people start questioning why their heroes let evil things happen>they just post memes and tranny porn in responseYeah, CapeSCHOLARS WON!
>>156246142>Everyone here except [ALL OF /dbg/]Ftfy
>hypothetical scenarios keep devolving further and further into being obsessed about trannies and the possibility of sucking cock and child rapeWhy are polfags like this?
Why doesn't Kratos just travel back to reform Olympus or prevent their being corrupted now a better man instead of letting the worst possible events play out?
>>156246174He doesn't have a fast enough sled for that
>why is Superman doing nothing about all those bad guys if he can just alter reality to his whim>UGHHH STFU /pol/FAG JUST HAVE FAITH AND LET ME POST TRANNY PORN!!!SufferingSISSIES LOST. Having FUN WON.
>>156246171>everything I don’t like is /pol/
>>156246108Because this is the world of the demiurge.
Retcon punching normal straight young white men with bright futures into homosexual goon slaves is what my verse is ALL ABOUT!
>WAHHHHHHH STOP CHOPPING OFF ALL MY LIMBS AND FORCING ME TO DO MENIAL TASKS WHILE BEING RAPED LIKE A KEK!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!! I AM A HATING SISSY OF MY SUPERIOR CAPECHAD LORDS!!! I AM NOT EVIL I AM JUST MISUNDERSTOO-ACKKKKK!!!Why are evilfags like this???
>"Hello, Flash!""Oh, hey Anon.">"You're pretty quick, right? Like attosecond, quick?""Yeah, that's me!">"So, do you mind using your power to stop all crime?""No, that would be going against people's free will if I were to do that.">"How about stopping natural disasters, helping health-relief patients, bettering the environment..."FUCK YOU NO I WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT WITH MY POWERS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT EVEN IF IM A HERO THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO SAVE PEOPLE FUCK FUCK YOU I AM GOING TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!Why is The Flash like this?
>>156246190What would the demiurge want with little ol me?
>>156246171How can you not tell from the posting style that it’s the guy who keeps posting hyper asses
>>156246194Detective Comics!Marvel!Christainitytos!
>>156246202>Evil-Doer seething he couldn't handle all his sperm taken away by MY HEROLMAO!!! What a crybaby faggot!!!
>tranny porn out the nowhere
What’s with schizos who just bring up their hyper fixations every single thread? Some goon shit from a franchise nobody cares about, religion, the “sharty”, what is wrong with you? Why are you so autistic?
Just because we've never seen the Flash stop natural disasters doesn't mean that he doesn't
>>156246194HAZBIN HOTELTOUHOUFATEFNAFFNFAND OF COURSE SONIC
>>156246215>Someone questioned comics and talked about how the heroes are evil and villains are good>Hyper Tranny Spam and /pol/shit out of nowhere because... People questioned Capeshit...
Asking Multiversal Heroes how come they can't stop street tiers in their own verse
>>156246217Why doesn't he just rewind time a few hours to prevent fucking up history?
>>156246219Name examples of this where that actually happens in those franchises without sounding like you seethe over them for not having buff men
>I CAN FUCKING DESTROY A MULTIVERSE!>Oh, stopping all Crime on Earth? That's a little too much for me, tee hee!How do you take these "heroes" seriously?
>>156246219*SHE*RAPED*HER*MOTHER YOUFUCKINGCHUD
>>156246234Uhhh Jesusbros??? Why didn't Jesus save Barbara???Hell doesn't even have to be him, why didn't the dimensional merge do anything? or Superman?
>>156246202I don't like to assume. It makes one look like the retarded foid from earlier
>>156246236The merge is still on
>why did bad thing happen>OH MY GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT BAD THING!!! IT DOESN'T HAPPEN!!!
>>156244171>AI SpergThats for sure. Genuine Boomer level AI psychosis, im oretty sure he spends alot of time talking to chatbots at this point.
>All the magic and power in the multiverse is too much to stop Hitler from coming into leadershipIs Hitler even a bad guy? Like if he was really bad, heroes will stop at nothing to put him into a grave. But they all gave up so quickly... I guess he must've done something right after all.
Either bad things happen because we live in a pointless universe and everything is an accident or it’s for a reason we don’t understand and there’s a higher purpose we don’t comprehend. Hope this helps.
With my outerversal COSMIC powers... I can beat all of my opponents in a DEATH BATTLE!but I can't use it to actually make any meaningful change in my world because Jews want to keep me around as their toy to profit off his suffering...and that's actually a good thing...
>>156246231>Please read my demonic franchise No
Why doesn't Batman just cure The Joker's mental illness with super advanced medicine?
Is there anything more low IQ and resentful than anti semitism?
>Ask why hero cant stop a relatively minor event from occuring>UM YOU ARE ASKING WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH OKAY? THEY CANT DO THAT BECAUSE... IT WOULD BE WRONG, OKAY? ITS NOT RIGHT FOR THEM TO ABUSE THEIR POWER!!>Also my hero could totally destroy a universe, let me find a panel where they did it.Why are comicfags like this?
>>156246261>Sonic and Touhou are demonic>But DC and Marvel that have many occult symbolism, glorify pagan gods and have Hulk as the devil are THE GOOD GUYSI can't argue this!
>>156246266Watch them, they are gonna post some faggy Alex Ross art with their gigachad hero who supports BIPOC polygamy and try to frame this as the Apex of masculinity and moralityThorbros do this.
Super heroes aren’t real. The vast majority of human beings are cowards who, if they encountered something awful happening, would walk the other way. We made up super heroes to cope with the fact that none of us will ever do anything about evil people.
>>156246263BatGOD understands that it would be rude of him to take away the Joker's free will. This is why he beats him and tosses him into an Asylum that never works on him. Yes, it would be wrong of Batman to try and send the Joker literally anywhere else and don't ask why.
>>156246275SHUT THE FUCK YOU NIHILIST SISSY!!! JUST HAVE FAITH!!! HOPE WINS!!! GOOD GUYS WIN!!! IT JUST TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO DEFEAT HITLER AND END HATRED!!!
>>156246257>Heh, pathetic Nothing is more Jewish than Microsoft.INTRODUCING MINECRAFT REALM PRO
>>156246281Weirdly I’m not a nihilist. I have strong moral views which leads me to be misanthropic about myself and most people. I think we all fall far short of what we ought to be. I don’t think that means there isn’t some reality to that thing we ought to be.
>>156246282Why doesn't Steve just go into creative mode instead of survival mode??? Is he stupid???
>why doesn’t he just XBecause they’re comic books for children made for entertainment and they aren’t real
>hating on Alex Ross
>RETCON PUNCH!>"There we go, we got rid of that villain over there.">"Oh, take care of the social and economic factors that have risen to form racial divide between our people?">"U-Uh... Racism is good, actually?"Herobros... Our response?
>>156246289>Not loving humanityYou must DIE. In the name of HOPE. My hero will rape all you nihilistic sissies who won't believe in my ideals of love and peace! This is the only way free will can exist, if I force people to love and worship this idea of what it means to be a decent human being
>>156246298>Capebro admits he loves kiddy slopOkay, so Capeshit is on par with Sonic and Paw Patrol?
>>156246300Woke lost Being Sexist and Racist is yes
>>156246322BASED BETER
>>156246300Superboy-Prime! Can you retcon punch the self-insert nature of your character that is meant to sell to fanboy millennials? and can you retcon punch Israel and the Holocaust too?
>>156246313Manga is teenslop it’s the same but with cringe edgelord stuff in it, which makes it more embarrassing.
>>156246330>Manga out of nowhereI am not talking about that, you said Capeshit is for kids. Stop dodging the truth Jew.
>>156246330You’re just mad that Manga is cute and funny
Post Superboy prime retcon punching IsraelNot as a vague process with no indication of working. Not an allegory of Israel. The real Israel.Post him do that.
>Be DC "Heroes">Be "universal+" GODS>Can help>Chooses not to because it wouldn't be right>Only does what they "must">Be Paw Patrol>Not GODS>On Call 24/7 for assistance>Go above and beyond in the line of duty>Helps in a variety of manners>Actually enjoys helping othersPaw Patrol is a more mature franchise than DisCOntinUed ever will be.
>>156246336Hahahah, rape. That’s so funny. The joke is that someone might have their life ruined… LOL! Coming from a country where tons of teenage girls run away from home (for no reason apparently) and get trafficked after. So funny, all a big joke.
That Alex Ross art could come in handy now Capebros... It will really debunk da haters!!!
>>156246346I’m so lonely. I really wish I had a dog to cuddle right now. If anyone in here has one they should go give them a pet and a kiss on the head.
>Paw Patrol enters the halls>Capecucks need to start smurfing their Manga GoblinsI think we all know who won
>has shown on multiple times to get less angry at dogs>Mfw Paw Patrol can just erase Hulk as a concept and then maul Cucky Banner to death if he tries doing anything to them
>>156246376Dogs are truly amazing.
>>156246376>Dogs choosing friendship over violence first, showing that they understand the power of companionship much better than any human "hero" ever wouldDOGTOSSSSSS
Why are there more threads on the log??? We didn't even reach bump limit or page 10, is someone trying to kill these threads?
Fave breed? For me it’s a boxer or whippet as they’re really nice natured.
Is the super saiyan form a x10 or x50 power Boost?
Post that cucky dalmation paw patrol pup not fumbling over and being the last to reach the lookout
>>156246399I like the shadows of dobermen and how they get used in abstract drawingI used to think pugs were adorable and some of them can be, but a lot of times I see them they look like they are suffering, like Ben Grimm.I like my favorite is a Shiba Inu
>>156246429That is an issue with pugs, I have known many pugs that are very active, run around and were fit and lived long lives. For the more inbred ones, there is a nasal surgery to help them, but it’s a shame what has happened to that breed because they have wonderful personalities. They’re incredibly loyal, follow you everywhere, they just want to be around you at all times. Now i’m saying this, I wish I had one with me right now. Shiba are cute, but I don’t think I ever met one irl.
>>156245475the dude from mainline 616 who dealt with the Corona Virus before it could become an outbreak yeah that one vax comic isn't canon as the pandemic was prevented by a literally who
>no battleThis is not the thread
>>156245571>anon wants to suck the cock of a straight man (canon)
>6350This nigga genuinely sounds like a faggot lol
>>156246399It’s it obvious, Siberian Husky and Grey Wolves
>>156246528
>>156246523I love Currant Cream Cookie too thoAlso I'm surprised by how many people want Shadow Milk Cookie in Death Battle, thank god another boycutie isn't put against CapeGODS! Right?
>"why is there so many fetish posts? stop making my leak!">he says in the anime porn websiteIf he were actually outraged, he would've left this place a long time ago. Or at the very least when the hack revealed multiple fed run grooming ops or when news broke of Epstein's possible involvement in this place. It's like the retard has no self awareness at all.
>>156246543I didn’t have to image reverse to tell you have autism
>>156246527Then I fit in don’t I?>>156246528Huskies are too smart I find, and they’re also very high maintenance. I’ve heard they aren’t great dogs to own unless you devote a lot of time to them. They’re incredibly fussy, loud and needs lots of stimulation and exercise, although they are handsome and impressive looking animals.
>>156246543>CapeGODSCapes LOST.
>>156246527That's just a woman
>>156246550It’s not a porn website. There are porn boards and this is not one of them. I’m sorry, but your sexual fixations aren’t interesting and don’t make you an interesting person. I don’t understand why I need to hear about them.
I lost lol.
>>156246563You aren’t superman. You could be anyone else, but you aren’t him.
>>156246551>the guy who posted picrel was rightwhy can't trannies stop ruining shit?
>>156246571Unless it’s a woman, he/him is probably because you have to put pronouns in whatever community they’re in. I’ve seen discords where they force you to do it.
>>156246551>Seething over da silly skrunklyWuss da matter anon :3scared?
>>156246580Didn't r/DBM encourage giving estrogen to minors like the Brandon Yates discord?
>>156246571Blacks and Trannies ruin every fandom. I used to think fnaf was cool because the creator is a Christian dude until GAYMEtheory attracted all the autistic children to it
>>156246592It wouldn’t shock me at all. Reddit mods are some of the most grotesque freaks on the planet. I’m not being hyperbolic either, they’re genuinely horrid people.
>>156246592>seething over me and my silly girls did the needfulAnon is scared :3
>>156246563I retconned your lost
>>156246597They actually tried to cancel Scott for donating to a conservative thing ages ago. It’s somewhat of a rowling situation where half the fanbase who obsess over the thing he made despise him (for being a normal person).
>>156246581You’re mad that I can actually own a cat in real life. Well my girlfriend does, but same difference
Predicting some retard seething because you used that word and cool in the same sentence.
>>156246599I agree I was actually on that subreddit>Using redditI am not perfect, anyways:I was on their disco->Using discordI SWEAR I don't use it that much anymore...Anyways some faggot there kept glazing the shit out of the Speedforce and how it just ignores every hax in fiction like plot manipulation without elaborating, they just typed in all caps "OH MY GOD SPEEDFORCE JUST IGNORES PLOT MANIPULATION! THAT IS A STOMP SWEETY!!!"That same place also had a faggot glazing the shit out of shovel Knight's genderbent designs while telling me I have shit taste for liking male treasure knight's design, I fucking hate these queer assholes
>>156246613I also thought Harry Potter was cool too, until all the Disney adults latched onto it
muh conservatismmuh tranniesmuh discord muh reddit muh lefties muh millenialsmuh skin colourWho cares? Talk about something intresting related to power scaling. You aren't that uninteresting of a person that politics is all you have right? A whole thread where you can talk about any IP and the only thing you can constantly think of is politics
>shovel knight sissy pornSCROOOOOOOOOGETOOOOOOOSSS
Me looking at the DC haters when they need to downplay every verse to planet level (they are mad Thwane actually solos their verse and had one of the best episodes, they also think Kyle vs Simon was one-sided):
>>156246624There it is >>156246638
>xe gets mad doebeit when I talk about porn of said any IP
>>156246620What kind of cat?>>156246627Lots of people I’m sure are normal use discord, but I had to delete it, and reddit. I think you get the same sort of mentally unwell weirdos you get here, but they’re in positions of authority and can dictate the flow of every convo etc, and it just becomes miserable. It’s a shame, because a lot of communities to learn and share art devolve into this cliquey gross culture controlled by these kinds of people. In the end I think, would I rather fit in with people who behave like this, or just pretend they don’t exist? The latter makes your life much happier.
Ooo the skrunkly I am feeling trans today :P
>ThwaneThe Wock?
>>156246659Idk, a black one. We’re not rich enough to buy a maroon which I personally would want
>>156246633Harry potter has a lot of flaws but will always retain a special place. There’s nothing really like it. Reading the books staying up late is the kind of experience you can’t have as an adult, which is why I think so many people whose adult lives haven’t been fulfilling cling to it.>>156246638I admit i’m mindbroken by one of the things you mentioned but I don’t bring it up unless someone else does. I’m only posting off topic since the thread is done basically.
>>156246649Present and wank your hero NOOOOOOOOOOOW
>DID... DID HE JUST POST A CAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH /POL/SLOP!!! MUH MINORITIES!!! HITLER WAS A GOOD GUY I HATE YOU BROWN TRANIMALS!!!Incels... Always rejecting their true trans self...>>156246666No silly Satan, the biggest hater in fiction!Well besides maybe Sukuna and Darkseid when he made the Absolute Universe...
>>156246661That's valid, sister. Only truscum will tell you you need to have a history of real diagnosed dysphoria to be trans. That's why I transitioned after discovering BNWO sissy porn at the age of 47 despite having kids.
guys, good news, every single one of these characters can horrifically murder sonic the hedgehog in a fist fight.
Paw Patrol WON over CapeSISSIES. Get over it.
>>156246672I’ve lived with people who owned a ragdoll cat and a persian cat. The ragdoll cat was almost like a dog, he was so affectionate and lovely. The persian cat didn’t want much to do with me, but looked beautiful. I’m more of a dog person though.
>>156246689We RESPECT allies of any age who can appreciate some melanin on they men :)
>>156246684Composite Mario is the strongest character period. Even Creative Steve has to respect him
>>156246697>FAGrio seething:) LOVE to see it.
>>156246689Post the video. Now.
>>156246707>stevei knew i forgot a character.
>mario autist is the one that can't stop posting about and bringing up tranniesKekarooooo everything makes sense now
>>156246700I like dogs very much, I owned a puppy before and I had to give away, but I can’t take care of one.
>>156246697>Two 2hoos>No icon to be foundAdd this guy, he is unironically pretty fast in his games (still blitzes SHITnic)
>>156246734damn i'mma have to make a second squad image...
>>156246724I’ve been just constantly craving contact with dogs at the moment. Every time I’m alone in bed I want one breathing next to me and snoring and to cuddle up. I really miss my old dog. I keep watching youtube shorts and tiktoks with dogs in and almost wanting to cry, I have no idea why this is happening. Sorry for blogpost.
>cats>dogsYUM!
>>156246720>samenic obsessed with CHADrio againLet me reminded you who mindbroke who https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/co.desu.meta/text/VIVIAN%20/deleted/deleted/
>>156246738Don't forget this guy too! He moves faster than SHITnic's entire verse in PvZ2
Just because we never see my HERO destroy a universe or star or planet or island or mountain, doesn't mean my HERO can't...
>>156246762GODnic.
Just because you’ve never SEEN my hero’s penis, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have one… right? He… he has one, right sonicbros?
>>156246768FALSE.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10135691&tags=jinu+sonic_the_hedgehog+I can confirm, HUNGnic makes all foids and sissies in fiction his PLAPMEAT.
>non canon pornography linkNot proof. Post proof from the games.
>non canonSorry BIGOTrio, but everything is canon in the sonic verse! That means every character sonic is seen fucking has done it in another one of his multiverse's infinite timelines! Thank you sweet MADROSHITOS! All hail the king baby!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=madroshi+sonic_the_hedgehog+
Post him kissing shadow.
>>156246647Thawne is a male yandere and you are a faggot
>SHARTrio falseflagging GODnic out of nowhere>Keeps having xer discord screaming about how all those faggot Mario pastas are Sonic'sYup yup! Mindbroken FAGrio vessel here!
>>156246843Nothing wrong with a lil yaoi bro, it's just the natural conclusion of all evil incels who repress it (like Thwane, until he grew up!)
Why is sonic scaled so high? Doesnt the idw comics shows that the characters arent that strong?
>>156246647DC "heroes" are villains, which is why Thwane is such a nice gut. The Flash deserved everything bad that happened to him.
>>156246861He's my comfort character UwUHe validates my trans girlies out there... It rough for us in this shitty world ruled by cissies...
When are we making /dbg/'s top 10 most wanted matchups? Where's pollfag when you need him?
>>156246881>eggman will use your real name when he roboticizes you
>>156246889>Conan vs Tarzan>Lord English vs Superboy-Prime (preferably Pre-Redemption for the redditrannies)>Riku vs Meta Knight (assuming both series stay in 2-0)>Jiren vs Martian Manhunter
>>156246893I think I understand why redditroons keep insisting Archie Eggman is this super fucked up and sadistic version of Eggman (even though Archie Sonic is literally the same as Game Sonic)
>>156246910Dude… this comic about a blue hedgehog for babies is SUPER FUCKING DARK… I’m not a manchild for reading 50 year old comics about a mickey mouse rip off color coded autistic pandering mascot for babies, it’s fucking DARK. The bad guy turned a squirrel into a robot it was so fucked up. I’m actually really mature and brave for reading it.
>>156246968The battle goes on
>>156246936>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! SONIC IS LIKE THE EMBODIMENT OF LIFE AND FREEDOM!!! HE VALIDATES MY TRANS DESIRE TO EXIST!!! HE SHOULD BEAT THAT EMO CHUD FROM PERSONA 3!!!