I saw this in my local Library today. Let's have ourselves a storytime with Something Happened to My Dad!
>>156254189Huh, why did it flip the image? Oh well>A story about immigration and family seperation When I think of children's literature this is the first thing that comes to mind.
>>156254189Why were you hanging at the kids' section in the library?
>>156254200Realistically how much is dad really contributing to the household as a Magician?
>>156254205Looking for dates probably
>>156254205Took my kid to the library, I was shocked this was one of the featured books.>>156254212Married for at least a half decade if not more and neither of the parents bothered to submit for Dad's green card?
>>156254237Lady I think people were already looking down on you for marrying a Magician.
>>156254251Well yeah? Your parents couldn't bother submitting for his citizenship. Your mom is right to be embarrased.
>>156254269You weren't affording a lawyer anyways on a magician's salary.
>>156254283Wait your mom said she was a natural born citizen. Immigration should be checking the validity of her papers too.
>>156254297How many illegals we got in this book?
>>156254310Why is the church abetting criminals? Shouldn't they be feeding the homeless?
>>156254322I mean you guys could just all go to Mexico if you're determined to stay together.
>>156254337Damn even the Lawyer doesn't know what a Green card is.
>>156254348Wait, what school allows parents to enter their talent shows? Seems like it goes against the spirit of the show.
>>156254356I wonder if her stage name is Carlos Zantana
>>156254377I was expecting her to pull a green card from a deck of cards
>>156254389Why does she have two thumbs on her right hand?
>>156254405>Yo MamaLmaoAnyways that's it. I hope you've enjoyed this storytime paid for by our taxpayers.
>>156254237cute
>>156254237>I was shocked this was one of the featured books.Librarian education programs are heavily infiltrated by communists who want to use it to propagandize.
>>156254348>black woman lawyerThey're doomed
>>156255241cute BUTT
>the world owes me a living
>>156254420Seems cute and suited for children. Though I assume you're trying to take the piss out of it for some stealth /pol/baiting.
>>156255517What if OP doesn't want his kids reading commie slop?
>>156255693You could just not check it out. It's a library.
>>156255742
>>1562555171. I doubt that many kids have a parent being deported2. Those that do aren't reading an english picture book3. At the end of the day this is glorifying criminal activity and no kids should not be taught breaking the law is a gopd thing.
>>156254189Damn thought this was a black couple and was about to post the funniest thing ever
>>156254297Ah, yes, the definitely-not-a-genocide famine.
>>156254251This book should have been called "mommy and daddy didn't think this though "
>>156254405I like the magician outfit. Reminds me of Hat Kid.
>>156254189Anon, why were you near the children's section?
>>156256971There's a comic about a black kid's older brother being sent to jail by Superman. It's called "I Hate Superman" I think. It's not about how Superman was wrong to do it, though.
>illegal immigrant magicianThis is hilariuously retarded.
>>156255517>stealthAs stealth as a hammer to the face.
>>156256066>I doubt that many kids have a parent being deportedI mean, probably not, but it's definitely something that has happened.I dunno, this just seems something weird to bitch about.
i am reminded of the "dad went to jail" rabbit book and the "why mommy carries a gun" dog book
>>156258863My first thought when seeing this picture book exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bYmpxZ6F1Y
>>156258862This book condoning illegal aliens/future democrat voting stock/low wage slavery
>>156254200>PhD, ABPPAll that school and you still needed help writing a kid's book? LOOOL
