Jedi vs Bullets
Average Marvel villain with swords vs BulletsI rest my case.
>>156254393addendum: average Marvel Superhero vs villain with swords.
Finally a street tier thread
>>156254409This is Spider-Man every time his fanboys say “he has spider sense so he’d dodge”
>>156254409I feel you kinda need the previous page to get the full picture. Shame the art is garbage though.
>>156254452Tbh he's beaten quicksilver
>Jannies are actually mass banning everyone who made fun of Capeshit for not actually fighting against IsraelHoly shit you can't make this up!
>>156254452>This is Spider-Man every time his fanboys say “he has spider sense so he’d dodge”But that's kind of exactly what Spider-man does. He took down the X-Men, Titania, Absorbing-man, Firelord, just by charging 2-3 power meters and then doing several Maximum Spider super moves in a row.
>>156255702Spidey is still not beating Deku lil bro, BWC won.
>>156255785which comic/cartoon was that in, I don't know who Deku is.
>>156254261>those bullet casings
>>156254409>>156254587He. Does. That. Every. Single. Day.
I like the theory about Spider-Man's power relating to his connections with his loved ones, because it makes sense for him to become weaker from all the burdens he carries, those burdens include the loss and guilt from his duty to the tragedy of uncle benHe could just fuck one of the many bitches he knows (except those 3, you know the ones) but nooooo
>>156255917>CartoonDeath Battle.>It's not canon!Sponsored by Marvel Snap, making them part of the Marvel Universe.
>>156254587Everything decent with Quicksilver has crap art. Like that 90's Quicksilver series. They made Lady Ursula look like a Scottish terrier instead of a bear. At least they still gave her boobs. ...then they had her commit suicide. Comic artists seem to hate anthros, always looking for ways to make them human, or kill them off.
>>156256094Kratos...
>>156254452Spider-man can catch bullets and command spiders. His problem is being overworked and actively trying not to kill everyone he punches.
>>156256048Look, whoever is going to win is going to be who the writers want to win. This death battle stuff is just fag shit. Because its still who they want to win.
>wait wait wait nonono is-is that spider-CHAD?!?!?!? FUARRRRRRKKK SOMEBODY HELP M-
>>156256507They lost their universe shockwaves and got pissy
>>156256567that feat was fucking trash
Animesissies… I don’t feel so good… or masculine…
>>156256347>-e clean this bug off my boot, Clark.
CapeSISSIES losing four threads in a row!
>make fun of Asta>thread gets nuked immediately...
ASTAXIRS???
>>156256507Japs agree.
MHAfags will never be satisfied because Miles was a pity win, plus it means they will never get a chance to fight their BVLLY BVLL that humiliated their hero in front of millions again.
Hmm. This one remains, while two others in stealth were deleted. I'm noticing. This whole /vs/ thing is probably a janny or mod project.
>Death Battle gives Naruto and Luffy both planetary scaling>...but they also give into the idea that Blue Planet is hundreds of times larger than Earth, so Luffy's planetary strength trumps Naruto'sHow would people react?
>>156257378If CHADsta ever deigns to fight Deku again it will be an even bigger stomp.
Remimder that Deku will never beat Asta in CANON Battle. That L will stay with MHAfags forever.
>>156257378A win is a win, just look at how Gokufags still gloat.
VSTOSElephantsura...
Apologies, I lost...
>>156257420Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Post Asta getting a nice firm handshake from a lady.
Yeah these threads need a rebranding. You should be thankful
>>156257459I...I can't...! I can only post him getting more kisses than Deku...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTCyQd2nHfw
Reminder the real Jiren as envisioned by Toei is LITERALLY too powerful for canon.
>>156257454Deku...
Well? What did we LEARN?
>>156257493Shadow is still better.
>>156257493MHAfags will never ever beat their BVLLY BVLL Asta.
>>156257420>Swords better than punches and kicks
My property.
>>156257522Deku ...
>>156257524...'s BVLL Asta!
>>156254261Why are retards suddenly pretending that kissless faggot salaryman is a chad?
>>156257417The meltdown would be pretty big if that gave Luffy a win. At the same time though if they buy into that degree of wank they'd also apply the higher end Kaguya wank and that'd be a wraps for Luffy.
>>156257544Sunk cost fallacy for MHAfags.
>>156257544Gokek isn't a salaryman
>>156257551Oh, for sure. It would be really hilarious, though.
>>156257544
>>156257273>"HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!">Epstein worships the devil >Nobody in Marvel has done anything about him>"HULK IS THE DEVIL!"What did he mean by this?
>Luffy voiced by an Only Fans vtuber whoreLuffybros...we have a voice made for being gaped........
>>156257616That same va also voiced herself getting BLACKED btw.
>>156256285Biggest sissy COPE ever, you sound like you lose debates to CapeSCHOLARS
>>156257609Why this conundrum does vex me greatly, anon. I do fear that if we are to continue upon this line of questioning, the Janny Overlords that be will strike us down an ill-managed fit of rage.
>>156254393Ain't no average man with a mullet so fine.
>Can respect a SuperCHAD who acts as a proper hero
>>156257634Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded.
>>156255785That was Miles dumbass.
>>156257273>>156257273that's was a shadow moon a supervillain made using dr light's and starbreaker's power [2, starbreaker later in that story] (he was possessed by starbreaker iirc). It wasn't a normal moon that could be directly scaled. Also that arc was a crossover with Milestone heroes being woven into the DCU, written by their author, not a writer with major editorial power like scott snyder who wrote the scene in [1], where a superman who's been of sunlight starved in a trap made for him specifically takes off with enough force to blow apart the moon he was standing on (he then sun dips and destroys a multiverse with a punch, again confirmed by snyder). Also using it to demonstrate low durability is weird since we the red king considered superman his biggest threat on earth and superman could survive hits from him even though red king could blow up entire timelines [3].>later in the milestone crossover starbreaker is shotwith something that's explicitly stated to be an impossibly dense bullet and after he's had his power syphoned. that character was also pulled from another dimension just so he could help them prevent starbreaker from eating two universes.
>>156254261The problem wirh using bullets against a jedi is that, as vulnerable as they are to them, they actually make you MORE vulnerable because they can use the force yo detonate the ammuntion in the magazine. The most they can do with a blaster is take it out of your hand. If you're holding a gun, they can take off your hand itself.Victory specifically depends on the Jedi not being aware that you're using ammo-based weaponry with a handy dandy primer in every single bullet. The second he/she knows, it's a very good idea to toss the weapon aside so as to keep the hand that once held it.
>making fun of IsraelWe are going to send 1 billion Indians and trannies to your house now.
>>156257677>t. ListtroonYup yup! GODperman always WINS tranny! Stay evil and seething over MY HERO!
>>156257711Good, I needed a good fight.
Henshinbros. Explain this.
>I have infinite strength, MFTL+ Speed and Genius level intellect.>By the way, it is impossible for me to save all these people because I can't hea—>Oh, I can hear people from Mars on the Earth?>Well, I can't move that fast or else I'—>Oh, I've moved that fast without causing destruction?>Just stop asking for more okay?It's time to admit the truth. Our hero isn't MFTL, and that's okay.
>>156257616KINGruto-sama gets to pleasure himself with THAT?!
>>156257207>zero proofBigger question is if this was fake, why would trannies intentionally pose as him but trooned out?
>>156257739>Green Lanterns aren't MFTL even though they scout multiple galaxies in a dayAt least they have travel speed...
>>156257544capitalistdronesura...
>>156257616Which Vtuber?
>>156257711"""israel""" will soon collapse from the friction of its rape based and unproductive society soon enough anyway.
>>156257763>Galaxies in DC are actually Solar System sizeDone.
>>156257765COMMUNISTCAPESISTERTOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>156257769>said the stinky brown sand dweller drinking camel pissCHADsrael has America-dono to carry him. It's over for you.
>Superman was WILLING to let himself get RAPED for hours upon hours everyday because he respects the Free Will of others so muchCan your hero do this?
>>156257766Cottontail
Green Lanterns more like Lame Lanternsheh
>>156257790The American public despises PEDOsrael thoughbeit
>>156257769Why can't any DC or Marvel heroes do it now? Innocents are getting raped and they just let it happen because "muh diplomacy"
>>156257718FUARK! Who is this stalwart HERO and where can I find him so I can shake his hand?
>>156257809>Goyim hate GOD'S CHOSEN ONES for being superiorReminds me of all those sissies who whine about CapeGOLD winning
>>156257809>the [golem specifically bred as meat fodder impotently clittyleaks as its maker and master continues to RAPE and GAPE their population with boundless psyops] thoughbeitMuttbros... time to rope... Leave it to the Hans to bail you out this time.
>Superman chuckling to himself every time he hears another jeet throw themselves in front of a moving train
>>156255702I actually really like how she ends up traumatized towards Spidey not because wank but because for all the bullshit psychological problems in comics that seems like a pretty reasonable one in contextI kind of want to write something similar
>>156257808Have the Green Lanterns ever done anything important?
ZHONGGUOTOOOOOOOSSS! unitedvassalsofisraelsura...
>>156257808Actually there are also red, orange, yellow, blue, indigo, sapphire, mauve, violet, black, white and chrome lanterns>>156257843>RacismWhy did you prevent Scarlet King from killing those lesbians in the Fan Battle listtroon shilled on here?
>bricsfag getting uppityRemind me again what that I stands for?
>>156257833>>156257841>heh these inferior mutts are brainwashed by our keikaku hasbara propoganda...>d-don't pay any attention to us melting down because our BVLLs are turning on us! W-wha.. you want us to fight the war ourselves? Our blackmailed pedophile figurehead is dying?! N-N-NOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WE NEED TO SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO WIN BACK THE PUBLIC OPINION OF THE INFERIOR RACE WE DESPISEKWAB
>>156257737I don't see a problem
>>156257870Idk who listroon is. Is that a redditor?>RacismWhy doesn't Superman stop race-based crime in his city? Sounds like he is a villain to me.
What the fuck? What the FUCK!? How could you post something like that? What would your parents think if they saw this? What happened to shame?
CommunistCHADS will win.Trump will die.Israel will die.Bigots will die.Being a superhero will be ALL ABOUT abolishing private property.Being a good person will be ALL ABOUT sharing with you're commune.Being a good person will be ALL ABOUT hard labour and equal payment.Anyone who disagrees is a hateful authoritarian MONSTER.And you incel bigots can't do anything about it. Thank you DCHADS and GODvel for saving us and enlightening all the people!
>>156257888>implying it ends with Trumpmuttbro... don't tell me you actually believe in the elections doing anything?
>Spend 1 minute out of my MFTL++++ day to fill up every battery on the planet?>Dude... that's, like, not okay. I can't believe you just asked me to do that.
>>156257904>ListtroonYes he is a redditor, and he hates Superman but never actually addresses how much of a hypocrite he is>Why is Superman racistMutts. Jews. Slacktivists. Corporations. Do the math.
Say it with me, /dbg/:KA-MEN RI-DERNot power rangers, okayyy?KAMEN. RIDER.
>>156257911Then I'll just be evil and kill you for coming near me.
>wins in youre pathWhat now, /dbg/?
>>156255928They aren't real guns made by Earth humans.
>>156257928Why would he hate superman?Yeah, I have fun poking at Superman, but I don't hate the guy (turns out it is ridiculously easy to write yourself into multiple corners when you make a guy too fucking powerful).Same reason why I gave up reading Flash comics; I'm going to wonder why this attosecond guy never does anything
So, the monkey still needs to be TAUGHT, does he?
>"I WILL ALWAYS FIGHT FOR A BETTER TOMORROW! THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE! THERE WILL BE A GOOD ENDING! DREAMS ARE WHAT LIFTS US AND BY YAHWEHTOS THE PRESENCE I WILL LIFT US ALL UP TO THE REALM OF FORMS AND DREAMS!">Yahweh and the DC Writers decide to reset and retcon all the happy endings to keep making money off the suffering of the DC universe by putting them through stories that get more fucked up and edgy with no real consistent ending>Multiple characters in the DC universe know this and even have entire stories about getting powers where they learn this>"Ummm... Sorry... Can't do anything about this, but Good Guys like me always win because I am the Platonic Concept of Hope!"Why are Big 2fags like this?
QUIT POSTING THAT NASTY SHIT!
>>156257924>>Dude... that's, like, not okay. I can't believe you just asked me to do that.lol
>seething over made up characters meant to entertain you for a couple o minutesI would never be this mindbroken over any piece of media. Then again, I'm not a Mexican tranny.
>>156257969My hero would simply RAPE and GAPE Bubble Bass's fat booty and nut inside him.
>>156257924High outerversal+ batteries possesing the history of electricity and UE assemble sized electrons, be better.
>Kratos-sama>not KratosWho let this wretch in the HALLS?
How fast would Aquaman kill Bubble Bass?
Did humanity peak here?
>>156258034He would never kill his friends.
>>156258043They didn't even use the real Kratos for this shit fight.
>>156258043Made a BETTER man out of me so yes.
>>156258046>Bubble Bass>friend Pick one.
>>156258043KratGOD destroyed a villain who was trying kill the God of Turbines.
>>156258043One more match up to complete THE trilogy.
>>156258020LOOOORRRRRDDDDDDNNNNIIICCCCC!
>spend half his day spamming in these threads>other half drawing hypnoporn, sometimes of childrenWhat causes this behavior?
POL BABBLE ARE WHAT MY FORCED THREADS ARE ALL ABOUT!
>>156257930>Makes my faggot self-insert punch you with his OUTERVERSALLY BOUNDLESS PLATONIC CONCEPT OF HOPE BEYOND COMPOSITE FICTION and make some schzeuan sauce quip that breaks the fourth wall>Reddit loves and worships this shit since it made them BETTER MENResponse?
>>156258063Bubble Bass is Aquaman's most loyal knight.
>>156258080>"STOP KILLING MY LITTLE GIRL PICTURE THREADS!!" Huh?
>>156258084I'm dead. Thanks.
>>156258080>t. When someone questions why ALLYperman won't use his PLATONIC CONCEPT OF HOPE powers to make me into a real womenCook these bigots! We must UPHOLD THE NEW NORMAL!
>RETCON PUNCH!>"There we go, we got rid of that villain over there.">"Oh, take care of the social and economic factors that have risen to form racial divide between our people?">"U-Uh... Racism is good, actually?"Herobros... Our response?
Where are the thick trans asses?
>>156258118It's true.
>>drawing hypnoporn, sometimes of childrenExplain how this is bad without appealing to emotion or morality.
>>156258129Nasty. Why would you ask that!
>makes MDfags mad for some reason
>>156258043I personally loved the slander and the fallout of Hulkzilla
Turns out actually talking about superheroes makes the usual cropped porn autists go away, who knew?>>156258129
>>156258101>wishing for Superman to make him a womanYou must be desperate if you're asking him for help, listtroon
>>156258118Superboy-Prime! Please retcon punch every anons insane homosexuality and desire to SLURP you're shiny buldge and glistening abs!!! You are too cute!!!
>>156258129
>>156258129we don't do that here
>superGOD refuses to use his Genius Level Intellect to allow for easier sex-transition because he already recognizes Trans-Women as real womenSUPERTOSSSSS
>>156258138Clocked that chud, /co/sister! Now time to goon to more Loud House gemmies on the drawfag thread!
>>156258149I think you understand why listtroon hates Superman, he's some commie faggot who just hates CapeGODS>>156258155Yummy!!!
>>156258118Dude's a guy who likes reading FUN and ACTION PACKED comics. He's going to retcon more nazis into existence so he'll have bad guys to fight.
>>156258155Nice brapper.
>>156258146>MDfags when they have to fight a REAL planet levelWhy are these faggots so obsessed with ryona and smurfing?
THE SABER IN YOUR HAAAAND IS A PEN TO WRITE IT DOWWWNWORDS TO SAVE THIS WOOOORLD
The Joker will RESPECTIVELY teach Superman how to be a proper Hero. We know this because Superman hears the joker every time he breaks out of jail and does nothing about it.
>>156258193QRD me on who made this gem, SCHOLAR. I miss the wiki.
>RESPECTIVELYDios mio...
>>156258193/int/אני עומד לתרגם את זה ולפרסם את זה ב>Why do you know JEWbrewTo study the enemy anon!
>beef between 2 sncasI giga this.
>>156258209Beats the hell out of me.
>>156258209>Why are these faggots so obsessed with ryonaThe one that lurks these threads honestly comes off as more of a femdom autist to me, whether that's better or worse is up to you to decide.
Prime has to be stopped. That piece of shit can even unrape the best porn.
HxH is a funny verse because it has one of the best claims of its "cosmology" and verse being actually bigger and there's just no one there to take advantage of it.
>dimeless x hiatus
It's fine if he retcons all those other shit manga or doujins, though.
>bothers participating in labour with the working class>Grant TRANNYISON and his DC Cosmology cultists will tell you this guy is TEH PLATONIC CONCEPT OF TYRANNY AND EVIL>He isn't good because... He is feeding people! And that's selfish! A true hero doesn't solve world hunger!Why are DCucks so dishonest? He's trying to help by making sure people don't starve? Why are DCfags massive commies?
>>156258292Yeah the only character who MIGHT meaningfully scale to the size of the world being massively bigger than Earth is Don Freeces but even that's unlikely.
>>156258292>cosmologyG. You know what to post.
*H manga
>THIS SUPERMAN IS UNREALISTIC>Checks comics>Turns out Superman is pretty much doing this all the timeWhy was I lied to, I thought this guy was a symbol of Hope?
>>156258276Meds, MDbros aren't pedophiles for wanting Uzi to kill FORGOTTENnny RAPEDman brutally
>>156257747Odd quirk of being trans. The personal goal is usually to be invisible, but visibility is essential to preserving your interests via activism and helps the community by giving people success stories, since otherwise the most visible trannies are ngmi. Kinda like how the more people know about trannies the more accepting they will be, but also the more able to clock trannies. Take what you can get i guess
>>156258297What does Spy x Family have to do with this thread?
>Supermansura beats the shit out of DARKSEIDTOS for being evil (whatever that means) or attacking the fine Transwomen of Israel>DARKSEIDTOS creates his own fictional universe that more young people enjoy and looks cooler than the cucky troony Prime Earth >Even gives representation to the BIPOC queers out of his generosity>TEACHES Bruce about poverty>Helps Diane be in touch with where women actually come from (Hell)>Let's Clark grow up with his FamilyRefute this. Explain why Darkseid isn't actually the good guy of DC.
>>156258351Well they sure are stupid for trying to start some shit over this guy
>>156258351What fucking part of that post even gave you the impression that I was alluding to you guys being nonces KEK no need to get defensive over mental gymnastics of your own making
>>156258374That's Malwarefag, Cyn did nothing wrong. Cucky Malware is seething. He is also the Sonicbro spamming pedophilic fantasies about trannies with hyper asses, MDbros are INNOCENTS and just make everyone around planet level their victims with absolute solver haxAlso Evolto vs Cyn is a bad matchup
>>156258372>xhe supports thisYou MONSTER...
>>156258292>large planet...planet>but also its undisputed god tier got one shot by a nuclear bomb while 50 meters away.
>>156258388I'll take your word on it
>>156257680>takes off with enough force to blow apart the moon he was standing onAnon...>And in a single bound, he is off... Behind him, the PLANET shatters. It is a planet.
>>156258372Why did Darkside let Absolute Joker eat all those baby fetuses?
Superman punch but every last one is aimed through a skyscraper.
>forgot to add picDarkseid Omega Sanctioned my image...
>DARKSEIDTOS is supposedly a fucking evil villian who will destroy literally everything and conquer the multiverse>Builds a suit for his supposed rival>Even adds free branding for SuperSISSY to make use ofAre we sure this guy is actually evil?
>>156258388Nobody said anything about Malware you moeshitter tranny, quit spamming our threads
>>156258388>HUFF... *GALLONS of ass discharge SQUIRT out of used ass pussy* you D-DARE to SHITTALK MY FAP MATERIAL?!?!?! *20 INCH horse dildo BVRSTS out of prolapsed goonSHITTER* SURELY YOU MUST BE MY FVARKING BOOGEYMAN AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGEEEEEEERRRRRR *goonprostate SHOOTS out of inflamed MANcunny*
>"Hello, Flash!""Oh, hey Anon.">"You're pretty quick, right? Like attosecond, quick?""Yeah, that's me!">"So, do you mind using your power to stop all crime?""No, that would be going against people's free will if I were to do that.">"How about stopping natural disasters, helping health-relief patients, bettering the environment..."FUCK YOU NO I WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT WITH MY POWERS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT EVEN IF IM A HERO THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO SAVE PEOPLE FUCK FUCK YOU I AM GOING TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!Why is The Flash like this?
>>156258427Kek! CynBROWNS say this!
Is this guy gonna start contributing to the plot now
>次元超越>Jigen Choetsu>Dimensional TranscendenceYUGITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>sudden yugi postKek, it really is just him
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16397917&tags=yugi_muto+Yugisura...
CIAMPATOOOOOSSS!!! ...garganosura...
I am not clicking that gay porn link
>>156258474YIPPEEEEEE I LOVE KEK PORN
>>156258474>>156258489Favorite Death Battle?
>>156257951Nosiree. They fire the whole bullet.
>>156258452Why the fuck isn't Deep-Eyes nearly this cool looking in his actual fucking art?
>>156258043Yes.
Who from all of Composite Fiction should these SISSY FAGGOT DUO fight against? (I am trying to rile them up against their opponent, so I'd prefer if their opponent could do it for them)
>>156258404He was TEACHING them, as Christ would.
>>156258521The other sissy faggot duo
>>156256507I’m gonna be very honest, we didn’t need a third retelling of BoG
>>156258543Shitper 100% needed a remake. It's one of the shittiest series ever.
>>156258460>>>/bant/25313776I have no idea what the /bant/ thread is about btw, it just has fight in it
Nashura...
>>156258542I see they already fight however, is it some same series fight or a "Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson" scenario?
>>156258043Krasura was TEACHING humanity…
I HAVE BEEN DOWN THAT PATH BEFORE
Reminder it doesn't matter if Anzu is ever voiced by Cottontail over in this shitty country, Yugi has an infinitely better and still continuity friendly option for a wife.
Two legends can co-exist
>>156258607Is that...
>>156258592KEVIN NO WAIT DON'T TAKE THAT PATH!
This town might just be big enough...for both of us!
>>156258623Doshinbro...Olimarbro...
Kevin Nash vs Mr. Gone, Yujiro Hanma, Freddy Krueger, Anissa and uuh...Any other fictional rapists?
If DoshinFAG says one fucking thing, EVERYONE rapes him.
>Instantly humbles your hero and GAPES themOur response?
>>156258659Too...strong...
>>156258659Kek'd. Why are nips like this?
Teach him. Immediately.
>>156256507The first episode was the only one that actually had content added to it. So far at least, the other episodes are just reductions and redraws.For the scenes that got the remastering, it is cool and good, but the scenes we lost as a result have made Super Beerus feel a bit hollow hearted.Which makes sense considering Super Beerus is more a 70th Toei Anniversary project than it is a 35th Dragon Ball Anniversary project.The animators are doing redraws for the scenes that are most kinematically interesting rather than those that are more character interaction based.I'll keep watching because I am interested to see what, if anything, gets majorly changed for the fight scenes in RoF and U6.
>>156258676It's based and funny.
>>156258452Go back to /dng/
What hero here needs to be TAUGHT as soon as possible?
Beerus' face when the pink orb he's fighting just fucking eats his full power Sphere of Destruction and spits a huge star back at him.
>Cookie Run femboysYum...my favorite.
>>156258678DON'T-A MIND IF I DO!!! WAHOOO!!!
>>156258679The entirety of RoF and U6 are getting redrawn.
>>156258698*Beerus' face when I whip out my fat cock
>>156258700MARIO RUN
>>156258713Zly...
>>156258676Rance hates lolis.
>>156258713Being stronger than GoDs doesn't mean having a superior dick.
>>156258718I don't care about powerscaling. Just post more fat assed cookie femboys.
>>156258713Whis...
>>156258713...Bejita dreamt, as Bulma got to know firsthand what the Cock of God of Destruction was like in the other room.
Better MU in youre path
>>156257763Considering how much time lanterns spend just faffing about on Earth or just hanging out and doing shit in their HQ, I think they just aren't as vigilante as we'd expect.Which considering the absolute tumultuousness that is Lantern leadership, makes sense.
>>156258720Specifying Z is redundant.
>>156258737YUMMYROOOOOOOOO!
>>156258736It's Cock of Destruction, filthy secondary.
We can be strong...together.
>>156258191His stint as Superman was more just wanting to be accepted.
>>156258757TALKruto...
I don't why having a bulge surprised me.
BEERUSTHORGOHANFUTURETRUNKSDAMN
>anklebiting vegeta again
>Cookie Monster gets to fuck thisIt's not fair bros...
>I don't whyThat's right you don't
>>156258220Isn’t obvious, it was /dbs/
>>156258704Right, but there is a difference between what we got in episode one, where we got a new scene of Goku image training, and what we have gotten in episode five, where it is mostly the same scenes, just refined/rechoreographed.
Even Superman would die to this Multiversal Rock btw
>>156258718What if I don't buy cosmology scaling? What's the best Cookie Run has got in that case? And how does that compare with the normal showings?
>>>/vmg/2257318>These are the SCHOLARS of our hallsGODly won. JEETren lost.
>>156255702>He took down the X-MenHe sprayed some of them with webs, dodged some and ran away, and then got nailed by Xavier's mind whammy anyway
>rockSISSIES Imagine jobbing to fucking water.
>>156258777Gokuspics always do that.
Goku's wife never tried to fuck another man, let alone a villain.
SuperCHAD is kind enough to LET this happen, and listen to it the entire time. Could your hero do this?
Reminder, don’t engage with autism https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/156243561/#156246551
>>156258811They should at least be 16 apples tallIdk it's just gatcha shit for all I know, shame because it has actually cool looking designs (sissy asses aside)
>>156258831Chichi’s husband will always cheat, whether it be fighting or passion
>>156258817what now, fuck face?
>>156258831Goku's wife is ugly. As an adult.
>>156257680>he then sun dips and destroys a multiverse with a punch>destroys the multiverse>the multiverse is still there>the universe is unharmed>the solar system in undamaged>the Earth only has a continent sized crater>every JLA member including Hawkgril and Batman survives at ground zero>World Forger is only briefly KOd, later in the same book under the same author he dies from a planet being thrown at him
>>156258857Canon.
Give me the quick rundown on Bejita vs Namor. Does Namor ever destroy planets?
>>156258859Superman is kind enough to control his multiversal punches to not immediately evaporate people around him.
>>156258853THIS is your hero?
>>156258220>"I miss the wiki.">"hahah yeah same i wonder what happened to it">look up "chads of /a/" in the archive>first fucking result immediately displays liam spamming baby gore
>>156258845>Blud tweaking over cookie femboysNaaaaaaah, have sex lil bro, maybe you can watch me while you have /pol/ seethe about jeets o algo>>156258865Namor gets Phoenix Force because Death Battle wants characters to be at their strongest and the Phoenix Force is part of his character development, so... Yeah, cosmology win! Dragon Ball fans never learn...
>>156258865He almost destroyed the earth then remembered that HE lives there.
I wish Clover Cookie was real...
>857>"en"So it was true after all...
>>156257804So why didn't he just stop them? Or if he was weakened, why didn't the Justice League act immediately?
>>156258874You mean HIM?
>>156258855>all the weaknesses of water >non of the immunity ROCKS SUCKS
>>156258865>Does Namor ever destroy planets?no, but neither did Thor and yet
>>156258883Yeah...THAT MAN.
>Buu killed a woman literally just for refusing to kiss himNever let Buufags forget this.
>>156258880Son Pan or Son ChiChiAs a Chilean man, I cannot decide
>>156258887All 4 deserve BETTER.
Can we see you destroying a universe sized space time continuum with no other life in itCan we see you destroying an infinite set of universe sized space time continuums with no other life in any of them
I don't think there is a single MU where dragon ball top tiers win against DC or Marvel top tiers, maybe if you low-ball Ben Grimm to just level Piccolo beats him but that MU sucks and Piccolo is fighting Knuckles, also The Thing is considered by some to be one of the few middle tiers of MarvelAndroid 18 vs Captain Marvel is inaccurate af btw>>156258897This is why Kirby is THE GOAT
>>156258831Neither has Vegeta's.>but my non canon gag sceneCopium.
>>156258897Buu killed every body and thought it was funny. Why would SIGMAbuu give a fuck
>>156258912But he won't fuck HER.
>>156258882He was weakened>Why did nobody help himDon't you know? It goes against free will to do stuff like that in DC! We can only act in our own cities and nowhere else!Even better, Superman was so BENEVOLENT, that he decided to let his rapist go and not even do the bare minimum of exposing them via the News.
>>156258897I would do the same.
>>156258911>Destroying a creation of YAHWEHtosBe better.
Can we see you transcend all dimensionality, space, time, and concepts to become so ontologically and qualitatively superior that you see everything below you as mere fiction even if they're infinite sets repeating infinitely in all possible hierarchies that see all the preceding layers as mere fiction?
Makin' poo with Majin Buu.
Why must I always be TAVGHT.
>>156258946>/dbg/ is a community that makes art and friends>it's just some fat pink guy shitting and being the wobblemeat of JEWcule SATAN>he always sleeps when he has to fight>when he's up he just gets into arguments online while shitting his diapey
>>156258912>also The Thing is considered by some to be one of the few middle tiers of Marvelthese people are retarded and have not done their research, he's beaten, matched or overpowered pretty much every Marvel high tier at one or multiple points, has always been treated as a top tier in- and -out of universe ever since 60s and up to today, scales closer to Hulk than everyone else does currently and has better quantifiable feats that 99% of Marvel or DC characters (including multiple feats of ripping through Big Bang-proof materials, sending a living black hole that was implied in the same comic to weight more than the rest of the universe flying with a punch and ripping up a portal that was undamaged by half of the energy needed to fuse all the universes into multiverse into one)
>>156258946Nu-Broly isn't supposed to be in this show yet.
Characters who can make houses, Buu, Piccolo, Ox King, Roshi, Goku, and King Kai. Characters who are talentless bums, Bejita, Vegeta, Vejita
>>156258972>The Thing is apparently a FEATSgodCan we see them then?
>they're here
>Goku can actually build a turbineGEEEG! HE MIGHT BE A REAL HERO!
>>156258994Can we see Goku building a turbine or spinning it then?
Goku wouldn't even be able to build a mill for his farm
>>156259013Didn't he do construction work as part of his training?
>>156258912Note that herald level is far from top tier, and it averages at about galaxy level when you earnestly measure the statistical proportions of their feats
Oh man all that Cookie Femboy Ass was so good! He seems pretty strong so I decided to do research on him, unfortunately he's from some Gachaslop that has all these essays about how DEEP the lore isThat blue cookie is also supposed to be the Satan of their universe or something, kind of like an analogy to the snake from the garden of Eden or whenever Satan kept trying to deceive, his whole thing is deception hence he is like a manipulating clown or something, he apparently has an army, not confirmed to be gay but he does call some guys "MY OTHER HALF"https://youtu.be/Ymjq-1RCRJ0?si=KPo26ewBQpEmPoZiShame such a cutie is locked behind Gachaslop with lots of trannies and groomed zoomers, at least zoomers got Cyn from Murder Drones! She's hot!
>>156259020>work he did as a child decades ago with other adults to supervise him>wasn't even allowed to use tools
>>1562587365 and i rape bejita and beerus while bulma watches.
>>156259020He destroyed his house and was staying at Gohan’s house which he bought btw for his son. Next episode, the house is repair because Goku is such a good builder
Is GOKU a MONSTER that would force someone else to build his Turbine?
>>156258887>post four mons that get ko'd by an oddish
>>156259022>Hulk is galaxy level... He's actually outerversal>Thor is galaxy level... He's actually outerversal>Some Iron Man models are galaxy level... They are outerversalMaybe if you are some literal who from some unc ass forum like Sufficient Velocity or ComicsVine that the DB discordtroon team doesn't take seriously, sure.People here fail to account for the Post-Krasura Meta, it's like they weren't TAUGHT!besides only matchup for DB vs Big 2 left is Gorr vs Zamasu, DB seems to want less capeshit and more shonen
HanBEAST. Having a live sex celebration with Lois Lane, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Power Girl, Debbie Grayson, the mother of Zero, and Mother of Ultra. Atop the warm corpses of every variant of Superboy (including Superboy Prime), Invincible, and Ultraman Zero. Right now.
>>156259056hansel?
>>156258988cba to post scans but>Fraction's run of Fantastic Four, issue 6 - rips apart a coffin that's been sitting undamaged in Big Bang, immediately after no sells and walks through a blast from Blastaar that vaporized the remains of that coffin>Clobberin' Time issue 5 - rips through a suit the big bad of the issue was using to bathe in and absorb the energies of Big Bang and Galactus (after taking a lengthy beating from him)>Fantastic Four #229-230 - in 229 sends Ebon Seeker, a living black hole, flying sky-high with a punch, issue 230 describes that ES got his powers from absorbing mass out of the universe-birthing black hole and that because he took that mass, the black hole was going to expand and consume the rest of the universe to reclaim it (implying his mass was > the rest of the universe)>Fantastic Four: What Lies Between (prose novel, but the events of that one were referenced in a handbook, so it's canon to 616) - Dormammu uses two portals that spew out enough energies that when he absorbs them, he gets the power to fuse all universes of the multiverse together, Ben rips apart one of those portals, Ben and Johnny also tank being in theese portals' energies, but admittedly when Dormammu was absorbing most of the energy, but Sue's forcefields tank the full brunt of them in a whileI'll post the scans (and the audiobook file for the novel cause it's a bitch to find online) later when I get to my PC. But it should be noted that in a typical capeshit fashion, some of these make very little sense - Ebon Seeker, who supposedly is a living black hole and has all that mass, is capable of walking on the ground without even falling through, and the same Blastaar who vaporized that Big-Bang proof coffin (and who should seemingly be tough enough to tank his own powers) then gets vaporized when he is thrown back into the Big Bang without it. So eh.
>>156259042Okay I get that you are trying to own Capebros with the whole turbine shit but it's kind of unnecessary seeing as they could probably invent some way to get energy to create entire galaxies
UND MINE NAME IS HANSEL
>>156259068Gohan.
>>156259072It's quite unfortunate that the usual Sonicfag seems to have either disappeared or got banned.I'm pretty sure heroes are PAID by Capitalist Gods not to bother changing the status quo; that is the answer I'll make up for myself.
>>156259055>Not a single win against DC or Invincible The score. Proclaim it.>>156259068That's an ESL Gohanbro
>>156259056>Mother of Ultra asks Micro-dick Gohan if he put it in yet.The curse of trying to fuck a woman that's 140 feet tall.
AAAAGGHH!!! IMMMA GETTIN ANGRY!!! *starts hurling fireballs* YOU A INSULT A MY A TRANSCUTIE!!! *helicopter suits while ROARing in every direction across the mushroom kingdom* *bowers castle theme BOOMING* ITS A COMPLETELY A NORMAL FOR A TRANS WOMAN TO FANTASISE ABOUT A CIS WOMEN BEING RAPED, TORTURED, HUMILIATED, MURDERED AND DROWNED!!! *metal mario theme BLARES as he CRATERS the ground with a thud that reverberates across the entire multiverse* NOW IMA GETTING REALLY REALLY MADDDD!!!! *the outerversal rage breaks a hole in fiction to our reality* O YEA!! ITS A CHUD KILLING TIME! *CRASHES through a terf nazis screen, forcing a testoshroom down her throat and forcemascing her before cramming a blue shell inside her vagina and exploding her womb in a skin crawling blood curdling squelch* YOU A LIKE A THAT BITCH??? *uses e gadds vacuum to drain her remaining estrogen and chugs it like in fortnite* *power up sound* OH YEA!!!! *racoon suit flies but instead of a tail it’s his massive super mario gock dragging behind him as he flies over to a shelter for battered women* ONE TO A CHECK IN A PLEASE!!! *invincibility theme playing at ear and brain shattering volume as he yuribreeds every woman there and ryonas them respectfully and artistically until everyone inside is a traumatised crying shell* LETS A GOOOOOOO!!!!! *powers into frog suit as torrents of cum flood the building and drown every single terf nazi bitch slut to death as his supergock spurts out of control* OOOHHH YEAAA!!!! IM A VALID!!!
>you will never have Mother of Ultra shove you inside her massive pussy walls and use your entire body as her personal vibratorWhy even live?
>>156259055>look up Sufficient Velocity>find this cute girl in ImagesFvark! Tell me more of these obscure forums like Sufficient Velocity and One Last Forum!
>>156259056I'm sure Zero would be offended... If he had any idea who his mom was.
>>156259111Bro if she clenches you turn into this.
>>156259042Goku is a cuck.
>>156259118>No hyperIt's-a shit!
You can measure the strength of a verse by the power of their rocks and that's why Pokemon is such a weak verse
>>156259140The LIVING rocks are weak. The non-battling ones are strong. Those darn sneaky pebbles.
>>156259137Yes, that's exactly how I would want to go out.
>SpaceBattles, One Last Forum and Sufficient Velocity are moeshitter tranny uncs who cry about Kratos beating Asura and their downplay getting rejected by Ben and ChadNaaaaah bros be trippin
>>156259047>oddish GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
>>156259148I may know of the someone who could help with that....
>>156259118Just looked at their rules>Rule 2: Don't Be Hateful>We want to build a welcoming community. You can't post anything that is hateful or advocates harassment or violence, even against fictional or historical people. Be mindful in everything that you post.>Be understanding of other viewpoints and perspectives.>Be considerate of how your opinions and statements can be interpreted by others.>Don't use slurs.>Don't talk about how great it would be if someone was raped, tortured, maimed, etc.>The Fine Print>"Don't be hateful" is about how what you say speaks to groups of people. For example, while slurs might offend a specific individual, they also generally offend communities. You are mindful not because of specific individuals, but because of all those who might be affected by what you say.>We expect, for example, that you will gender everyone appropriately. We expect that you will not refer to anyone by what might reasonably be considered a slur: don't use "japs", or "traps", for example.>We also expect that you will treat others with a modicum of civility and dignity. In particular, you must be willing to treat them as people. Revenge fantasies (Internet Tough Guy-ing) - whether against fictional groups, like the Na'vi, or against real groups, like the Taliban - are unacceptable. While there is more leeway when it comes to historical or fictional groups, a community that is willing to devalue outsiders is not the welcoming one we are trying to build.
>>156258993This girl is a 1-C complex multiversal BEAST btw
Why didn't Aladdin bring Agrabah into the future by using his MFTL speeds to push a turbine
>tranny cookie slop gone>ultratranny shit appear NOTICE
>>156254714He beat a much slower Quicksilver, ages ago, by the skin of his teeth.
>>156259155>Don't talk about how great it would be if someone was raped, tortured, maimed, etc.>you will gender everyone appropriately.>We expect that you will not refer to anyone by what MIGHT reasonably™ be considered a slur: don't use "japs", or "traps", for example.>Revenge fantasies (Internet Tough Guy-ing) - whether against fictional groups, like the Na'vi, or against real groups, like the Taliban - are unacceptable.Wait wtf, isn't all of this what KINGtos would want??? Why would they want Kratos to lose to Asura???
>1-CPost cucky Donald destroying the mountain
>>156259196Post (You) not being an ESL falseflagging bitch picking fights with everyone.
>>156259184Who do you like the most out of these trickster reality warpers and how would you rank them based on that criteria + who would win?>The Celestial Toymaker (Doctor Who)>Bill Cipher (You know)>Dimentio (Paper Mario)>Magolor (Kirby)>Marx (Kirby)>Kefka (Final Fantasy)
>Asurafag RTH after minutes of nobody paying attention to him
post characters lighting in an infinite dimension of darkness.
>>156259215Asura all the Featsissies who cry about Krasura are from a site that bans people for being hateful towards fictional races
>228>schizophreniaMindbrokenBITCH…
>>156259217Probably Loki
>Kratos out of literally NOWHEREnoted.
>>156259175>>156259183>one attack and it’s already overOnly DAFFY’s corkscrew IMPREGNATE and satisfy Daisy
Why did Superman allow his rapist to walk away unpunished?
I think I have finally cracked the code. Springbitch gets mad whenever I call out his falseflagging that he resorts to acting like some third neutral party calling me a samefag as if multiple people can’t use the same filename. Either that or he calls me an ESL falseflagger without any proof. Quite the pathetic human being, almost approaching Skrullnic tier.
please to be caring about bloody asura saar
>Asurafag is still playing dumb like it's not the most obvious samefag in the world
>>156258988>>156259069other feats (or immediate scaling) worth mentioning>Slott's F4 run, Reckoning War arc - the Big Bads of the arc, the Reckoning, are all guys with powers of Watchers who have tanked getting blasted by the Ultimate Nullifier shot that eradicated 9/10 of the universe back when it was x10 bigger than it is now (and would have eradicated all of it if not for Watchers erecting a barrier around the remaining 1/10 of the universe). Ben is the only one in the arc who beat one of the Reckoning in a fight, aside from some higher dimensional ayy called Cormorant who threw hands with Franklin earlier in the run>also in ish 25 of the same run Ben got punched (and sent flying into the horizont, but somehow comes back several pages later mostly unharmed) by the same Cormorant, and later in the issue Cormorant casually cracks a box that was holding universe-destroying energies; Sue's shields also block several hits from him (important cuz Ben regularly strains her shields)>F4 297-298 - the bad guy Umbra is a dude who was draining the Sun and went through a dimensional vortex that blasted him through the core and out of the Sun, with an accomplanying explosion bigger than the Sun, without a scratch - next issue Ben walks through his blasts and needs to be stopped from beating him to death (Reed gets told what Umbra survived and goes "damn that guy is ALMOST as strong as Ben")>Marvel Two-In-One 79 - with some effort breaks through a forcefield made by Star-Dancer, who referred to it as unbreakable despite earlier in the same issue being said to be capable of casually blowing up planets (Ben also fights her directly and dominates)>Marvel Super-Hero Island adventures - oneshots a Doombot right after it tanks Torch hitting it with "full fury of a small sun">F4 #49 - shreds Galactus' Elemental Converter right after Uatu describes how it's built to contain the entirety of planet's oceans transformed into raw energy + the rest of life energy on the planet
>>156259173Now that I exposed Sufficient Velocity, Now for SpaceBattles! The greatest advocates of Feats and Adversaries of Statements and Cosmology, these are also what we call Asurafags! Here are their rules>GR4A: No Chan-BehaviorMemes and jokes are not banned from SB, however SB is not a Chan site, so what is banned is using memes in the style typified on such sites. This includes using meme images/videos/gifs alone as reactions in place of comments and arguments, or solely making a joke about the topic in order to Like farm. Posting and terms unique to Chan boards such as "newfag", or "green-texting" - adding ">" in front of your posts to be dismissed or insulting - is likewise not allowed.
>Springbitch schizophrenic meltdown round #50Reminder that he clittyleaked after somebody started posted Springtrap’s matchups L’s. He genuinely thinks everybody in the thread was one person.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/156155768/#156163723
>>156259327>Posting and terms unique to Chan boards>greentextingwhat year do these niggers live in
>SPRINGTRAPSPRINGTRAPSPRINGTRAPWhen was he even mentioned in this thread prior to the Asurafag samefagging?
>>156259341Millennials are actually this fucking demented, a quick search just shows them who that person is BUT NOOOOOOO THAT'S BRAINROT (same people who banned the word foid for being an alt-right term btw)>General Rule 7: No Hate, Bigotry, Excessive Violence, or Cruelty>SB does not need hateful, edgy, internet tough guys/girls. While we allow for a range of controversial views, we are not obligated to tolerate someone's intolerance nor toxicity. Don't be an ass about sensitive issues, don't be "that guy".>GR7A: Bigotry>Broadly speaking, this covers those expressing, advocating for, or approving of hateful, bigoted, fear-mongering views that would collectively attack or demean a group and its members, based on hatred for that group or membership of that group alone, with little regard for specific context, idiosyncrasies, or circumstances. Members should not need to deal with people who view them as unworthy of basic dignity and respect as equally valid humans.>That includes using various rhetorical devices, such as dogwhistles, to pass off bigoted positions as more neutral-sounding ones. A hateful position said politely is still a hateful position. Explaining the reasoning why someone might hold a hateful position is acceptable to advance discussions, but repeatedly being a "devil's advocate" may be seen as an attempt to bypass this rule. >While some terms have been used in a non-hateful manner, such as calling something retarded or referring to a character as a trap, they are still slurs and should be avoided. Relatedly, we do not accept bogus claims of something being hate speech when it clearly is not, such as a claim that the term TERF is hate speech. >Here are some examples of what can fall under this rule when the above description applies, though this list is not exhaustive: Ableism, Anti-LGBT, Ethnic discrimination, Racism, Genocide Denial/Apologia, Religious persecution, Sexism, Xenophobia, etc.
>>156259217Don't know about the rest because I'm NTA, but arguing that Marx is stronger than Magolor or vice versa is too difficult to pin down.You can't even scale them to their sources of power because they both surpassed them, Marx survived worse than what Nova got and Magolor defeated the Master Crown itself.
Heh heh RAPE... Heh TEACHING!...GAPE Heh heh...
>>156259327>I AM STILL THE SAME CHAN MOOT CREATED>DECIDED YOU HATED
>>156259327Do they have rules against sharty culture or soijakposting
>>156259352Cont.>We allow the discussion of controversial topics as long as you remain respectful of others, engage with others in good faith, treat others with dignity, and be considerate of how your statements might be interpreted. Furthermore, slurs pertaining to the categories listed should not be used on SB.>GR7B: Advocating For Excessive Violence Or Cruelty>This is commonly referred to as the Internet Tough Guy (or Internet Tough Girl as may apply) rule. You may not advocate for real life extreme violence against anyone. Expressing excessive callousness, disproportionate retaliation, and cruelty for its own sake is likewise not allowed. We understand outrage is often justified with regards to actual real life issues but keep it reasonable. This still allows for reasonable, legitimate use of force in a mature, non-glorifying manner when concerning real life.>With regard to fictional events or scenarios, we permit a looser standard of reasonable expression/advocation of violence more so than with real life matters, but we don't want revenge fantasies, torture fanfics, or similar sorts of cruelty porn.Just remember, if you see an anon keep whining about MUH STATEMENTS, you MUST reminder them to ADHERE TO THESE RULES. All Featfags must follow them!
>>156259364ENOUGH
Boy do I looooove been a Zoomer! And NTR! YABBA-DABBA-DOO!
>>156259381COOL! Daffy, like, GAPED that dog!
>>156259383Heh... Totally destroyed these zoomers my fellow millennial, anyways I gotta groom more zoomers to be my porn addict VESSELS, a true MASCULINE CHAD just FUCKS LITTLE SISSY ZOOMERS.That'll teach 'em media literacy too, Maybe then they won't be so bigoted and problematic, hopefully it does nothing to the elections! Asura is THE TRUE WINNER OF DEATH BATTLE!
>>156259403Kratos...
MILLENNIALTOOOOOOOOOS!!!Zoomersura...Boomersura...Oh and Gen Xsura wasn't relevant enough to get in the picture too I guess...
>cucky zoomers are getting UPPITYMust we remind these NEWFAGS who they are messing with? We MADE you faggots! We can DESTROY YOU!!!
Without appealing to emotions, explain what’s wrong with being a decent human being and focusing on the debate instead of calling somebody a cuck or BBC enjoyer?
>>156259428Boomer humor was pedophilic which makes it both sexy and funny. Everything about millennial is cope slop
>>156259452I can't, that's something sharteens and MAGA incels just don't understand.Ironically enough they are the whiny sissies they cry about, so sensitive... It's cute how they struggle under our heels...
SLLLUUUUURRRRPPPPP
>>156259445Almost all of that was done by Gen X.
>HA! I WON THE DEBATE CHUD! TAKE THAT! I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND!>Wha... What are you doing!? Stop making Sonic do all this cool shit!!! Sonic is fucking cringe!!! Debate me!! Debate me!! Stop making these shitty fanfics on a fanfic show and do my tranny fanfic instead!!!>*Cell vs Metal Sonic and Shadow vs Mewtwo 2 comes out*>Heh... Just a pity win, amirite my sisters?
>>156259457>tom starts talking>immediately seduces every expensive kitty katIts weird that it happen twice It’s
>>156259465NOOOO DON'T SLURP ME BRO I-I-AYYYYYEEEE!!!.....
>>156259475Mario says this while he goons his clitty to Hyper Kirara porn, and sissy hypnotizes himself to imagine his BBC is getting slurped and not totally swallowed by her ass
>>15625945717 is really old for a cat.
>>156259478Mario is so lucky
>>156259492Those lips are NOT proper SLURPERS
>>156259476Why did Tom have to lose, bros?
Okay sooooo here's a hot take that might upset some people:I usually prefer media that I like with feats from credible sources over media that I don't like with disingenuous wank from illogical headcanons.I won't apologize. Maybe that will teach you Kratosbros something? Nobody here actually thinks Kratos is strong, he's like mountain level at Max wank (maybe).Y'all would just be lucky to have a character be a planet level, retarded zoomers.
You can't SLURP me now! I have the low ground!
Uhhhh, Death Battle? Vs debates? Powerscaling?
Light blue eyes didn't show surpriseWhen I explained the fact that I'm satisfiedThe butterflies
>>156259478I never realized how much they modeled him to look like a fat faced chris pratt with a mustache until this image
>>156259512Ignore these sharteen zoomers, they are just mad they aren't FeatQUEENS like The Xeelee and Shrike from Hyperion Cantos, all they think about is DIMES because their Gen X parents didn't raise them well.
Um Godzillabros?
>>156259508>Kratos is strong, he's like mountain levelNow that's the STATEMENT I've been waiting to see.
>Cucky Millennials HBOCing their Predecessors despite enabling them to do this shitI can't wait until the pogrom happens, HAIL TRVMP. Gen Z will kill all the trannies and bring a eugenicist utopia where Superman isn't a faggot cuck.
There's this one memory replaying in my head where I was benchpressing 105 and I couldn't finish the set. I had been trying this weight for 2 months and had made zero progress. After I set the bar on the safety hooks I sat up and started spontaneously crying.Anyone else have something similar happen?
>>156259504That he instantly lost 8 of his lives and never crawled out of hell like they said was BS
>>156259533Just because the humans HELPED Godzilla doesn’t mean he lost
>>156259546>Gen Z will kill all the tranniesDON'T DO IT THAT'S SUICIDE!
Hyperion Cantos.Worm.Xeelee Sequence.
My verse has feats, statements, lore, and scaling thoughever.
>>156259550Deku....
>>156259546>Gen Z will kill all the trannies and bring a eugenicist utopia where Superman isn't a faggot cuck.But I love trannies and my fellow brown folk
OH UH RAPED ZOOMER TRANNY MELTY!!!BVLLY MillennialsBVLLY SpaceBattlesBVLLY Sufficient VelocityBVLLY FeatsBVLLY Asura
We have mountains of on screen proof that Tom deserved to go to hell. He's lucky it was just a dream and a warning from cat god. SAINTrry however will be let through the pearly gates
>SpringFAG tried shitting on FEATSura only to reveal he's a sharteen incel and get clowned by the whole thread in a REAL DEBATEYou love to see it, cook this faggot!
Isn't it Millennials that love Norse Kratos? Which would make Asura Zoomchad clay
>>156259571I like how the lesson of MHA was that people only like you when you're useful and powerful. If you have no talents or ever lose your talents your friends will leave you for the better part of a decade without saying a word.I wonder how many people killed themselves with that in mind
>>156259604NOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU ARE DESTROYING ME WITH THE TRUTH!!! I CAN'T COMPREHEND IT I MUST SPAM RAPE JOKES AND STRAWMEN OF EVERYONE AS A FAGGOT LIBTARD!!! WAAAAAAH!!!>*shits zoomer diapers*
MILLENNIAL FUCKED AND KEKED THIS GEN XER
FACT: Millennials pioneered online indie animation and paved the way for you dipshits. If it wasn't for this generation, you idiots wouldn't make bank making shitty cartoons in your bedroom. Fucking tired of seeing "zoomerchads mog so ylineenials again" Just fuck off. Kratos vs Asura does NOT represent millennial indie animation, because everyone hates it except for troons and retarded shills who paid to get into the official DBCord.
>gen warringIt's not like you can choose when you're born. Imagine being born into a collapsing shit hole.
>>156259646>imagine being [ME] I don't have to
>>156259657americans...
Why doesn't superman simply fix the generational divide?
>>156259661You wish you were white
>>156259672I am whiter than you, mutt
>>156259694May we see you being whiter than him?
Uhh, thick trans asses?
>>156259694Sure you are
>>156259694>>156259672Post a picture of your body so we may compare
>>156259706This child solos Naruto, One Piece, MHA, CSM, JJK, DDD, KGB, Ichi, Mashle, BC, every Spiderman, FMA, KLK, and Batman in the one attack...
>please talk about please No
>>156259734Why did you post a Brazilian?
>>156259744That’s literally me irl
Pavi and Nisha.
Naruto vs Luffy was never fair
>>156259796One Piece is smaller than we thought
Naruto vs Luffy was never fair.
>>156259803lul based jannies
>>156259646>WarringIt's more like a massacre of this one Springtrapfag, but don't feel bad zoomie. You can always be the sissy vessal of MillennialSCHOLARS, in debates and bed (:
NOOOOOOO Don't retcon punch my melanin superman! I'm proud of being brown who are you to decide what's better for m- Why howdy, how are you fine folks doing today? I just love voting blue how about you?
>can do this but not beat Hitler with the Spear of destiny
A MONSTER NO LONGER!
Would Kratos abuse the power of the spear of destiny? Didn't think so
Tongpoo is angry.
Superman just can't be limitless. HE CAN'T. How else is my hero supposed to beat him if he doesn't have a limit that he can exponentially scale faster than him
>>156259533never juggled in a fighting game?
>looks up Darth Maul's fights>all the guys he fights don't have the same facial expression as him (Grimmjow, Xinxbar, Ridley, Carnage and that armored guy from Final Fantasy)>Realize there aren't many depictions of Darth Maul smiling>Look it up>He has really fucked up teethCan you're hero save Darth Maul's dental health?
>>156259897Why is Godzilla the one being juggled though? I thought he was an unbeatable BEAST
https://youtu.be/u376iYHzoAAYea beat his ahhh joel
>>156259796>Sub Saiyan Arc Piccolo featWeak Nigger
Kys, I fucking hate you oldfag niggers and wish you all got hacked with a chainsaw, zoomers own you and death battle, keep raping children pedophile like the featfag you are from SpaceBattles, Atreus is gonna kill Gohan Blanco with his multiversal arrows.
>>156259928Why couldn't Joel win though? Aren't they both normal dudes?
>>156259851If we ever fought I would fucking annihilate you, millennial cucky faggot.
>dies to random wall level blast from nappa
>>156259931>weak niggerBut enough about all of FAGon FAG and their shockwaves that were never canon in the first place.
>>156259931The Dragon Ball moon has never been shown to be a comparable size to the one in that gif
>>156259936>Tough guyingYou sound like you lost a debate on SpaceBattles zoomie, cry harder.
Millennialxisters...
>>156259734Wtf they made an anime about NFTs?
FACT: Powerscalers are overwhelmingly underage autists, no matter what website they're on.
>>156259959My skin is darker than coal. I will rape you. I'm from O'block nigga. I'll pull up on you and dispatch you like my opps.
Reminder that Oldtrannies:>constantly cuckspam>post futafaggotry>are insanely fucking brown>obsess over BLACKED raceplay>argue over menial bullshit like retards (they are)>whine over modern death battle matchups while providing no meaningful input and spamming nonsense>Singlehandedly ruined /dbg/Rangeban and medicate them NOW
>>156259975LuffyYUM!
>>156259978Narutobro here, all of these things sound like good things????
>>156259962>Wise old men mogs the shit out of retarded shotas who think FEATSura loses to STATEMENTos in a debate>Cucky Zoomers need to HBOC Ben and Chad for a pity GoW winYup yup!>>156259975>Admits to being a shitskin faggotYaaaaawn, is this the best zoomersissies have?>>156259978>MUH porn!Reddit is down the hall to left, puritian moralfag, maybe provide an actual debate instead of screaming about BBC like a soifag?
I'm half certain that if Snake vs Sam were to release today, you guys would go "UGGGHHH THESE TWO ARE SO WEAKKKKK WHY BOTHER" instead of liking it for what it is.
>>156259971This is why Battleboarding is better>No tiering systems and cosmology>No autistic calcs about spreading clouds or shaking structures>Actual logical reasoning and narrative consistency>Doesn't put shitters like Sonic and Kratos in gorillionversal>>156259978Oh geez Rick I guess Zoomers are oldtrannies now...
>Porn is a good thingRabbi Sheckelstein the soillennial...
>>156259994What match up to blame for causing power level expectations inflation?
>>156259985>No shota in sightNot a true GODrutobro
>>156259994Name ONE street tier waiting period where this happened on these threads here>>156260005>/pol/ obsessions OUT OF NOWHEREDebates won? You can't fight lil zoomer shota, this is why CHADDYllenials keep mating pressing you and are making you HRT sissy sluts on the discord and old forums. Be better or another lonely incel.
>discord out of nowhere >Sexual remarks towards people you know are younger than you by at least a decadeGot something to tell us shitlennial?
>>156259994>Death Battle before Season 7Unc this is millennial slop, we have gems like Jonathan vs Tanjiro and Silver Surfer vs Martian Manhunter (which had so much good character moments, it was so wholesome)
CHADNOVGH!!!!CHADNTER
Anytime this place starts talking about >"Foids">Trannies>Generations>Politics in general It gets genuinely unbearable and almost unfollowable. I can tell it's the same subhumans everytime. They type the same.
>WAAAAAAAAAH MILLENNIALGODS STOP RAPING ME AND MY DIMES SKIBIDI SLOP!!! I AM GOING TO MAKE MORE SONIC FANFICS!!! NAHHHH UNC IS TRIPPING STOP MAKING ME FUCK YO TRANNY FATWHORE WHILE YOU WATCH LIKE A POWER KEK!!! NAAAAAH BLUD THINKS BEING INTO BLACKED IS AN OWN!!!SpaceBattleGODS WARPPED You. Zoomie.Keep seething over racemixxing, humanity still lives on instead of being stuck in the dinosaur age.>>156260062This, let's just agree zoomers are fucking retarded statementfags who got raped and need to LEARN their lesson here + respect feats.
>>156260003BATTLEBOARDTOOOOOOOOSPowerscalesura...
>>156260080Based OldGOD SpaceBattleSCHOLAR, cook these newfags.
>>156260062The shartytwitter tourists really start outing themselves
Explain what is wrong with women facesitting youExplain what is wrong with women choking you with their thighsExplain what is wrong with women having futa cocks and fucking you in the assExplain what is wrong about playing with femboy's cocksExplain what is wrong with women dominating menExplain what is wrong with women having absExplain what is wrong with making petite insecure shy boys transition into thicc confident womenExplain what is wrong with fictional ryonaExplain what is wrong with fictional lolis and shotasJust explain without sounding like some schizophernic zoomer incel about MUH JEWS and MUH DISCORD CULTS or some soifag shit about performative masculinity like you are some sigma retard from tiktok
>women
>>156260062>>"Foids">>TranniesThese two are the same people. I don't know about the others. One of them was a dbs lolcow that has thankfully seemed to fuck off after this morning's thread
So um..... What does Naruto have without Kurama or stealing from reanimated corpses?
Funny.
>>156260191KWABAROO
>>156260085Shitposting aside, I'm enough of an oldfag to remember myself arguing on fucking screeattack forums about Raiden vs Wolverine (with the consensus being that Raiden shouldn't have been able to cut adamantium and only could kill Logan if his joints and ligaments aren't reinforced, and DB equating arctic vibranium to HF swords is retarded cause the latter were outright said to be less effective against tougher materials; ironically though, in latest years it's been made increasingly clear that Logan's joints are not adamantium and he was able to rip his own arms off to get out of restraints, while at the time it was unclear, so DB has been somewhat vindicated a decade later), and looking at this niggaversal r>f boundless infinite speed nonsense that plagues current battleboarding scene annoys me to no end
So umm, what would Naruto have without his limbs, organs, brain, skeleton, musculature, chakra, powers, and soul?
List of Zoomer Verses (not inherently bad or good, just that oldfags don't talk about it very much)>Minecraft (kinda? If Hollyjew references it in R&M + Simpsons fat chance uncs eat it up)>Fortnite>Angry Birds>Plants vs Zombies>Ninjago>Skylanders>Super Hero Squad Show>Almost any Power Rangers that isn't Mighty Morphin' past the 90s-early 2000s (because Yllenials say that the 90s ended in 2005)>Pokémon past Gen 3-4 (although tbf many soillennials still play NU-pokemkn)>Bakugan>Battle Cats>Phineas and Ferb>Clash of Clans/Clash Royale>Cookie Run>Battle for Dream Island>Creepypasta>Analog Horror>Backrooms>Those shitty marvel cartoons from Disney XD with MCU synergy (Ultimate Spider-Man, Avengers Assemble, ECT.)>Murder Drones (a lot of fans of it are millennials however)>Fundamental Paper Education (literally made by a 14 year old btw)>Wander Over Yonder>OK K.O!>Mighty Swordsman>Madness Combat>Animation vs Animator (Alan Becker)>Kung Fu Panda>Papa Louie>Cactus McCoy>Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja
>>156259927i dunno, why can batman or joker punch out superman in the injustice games?
>>156260191by the way, godzilla, kong, megazord, and giant homer kept fighting.
>>156260234pills that make them that strong, unironicallyBatman on those pills beat the piss out of Supes in Injustice comics, and so did Alfred
OK, to the dude who said "Toei is DBZ, DBZ is Toei" I disagree. I just did the counting. Dragon Ball started airing in 1986. From 1950-1986, Toei produced 106 Tokusatsu series.
>>156260246and in the lego games?
>>156260181What did he steal from the corpse?
>>156260261Superman gets weakened by Kryptonite for almost the entirety of LEGO Batman 2.That and Lego Batman is actually OP as shit.
>>156260288and lego dc supervillains? the only game that matters?
>>156260261gameplay mechanicsInjustice is just a weird example cause they have a plot explanation for them
>>156260123It's gross
>>156260209You know what as a ZoomerGOD who only started watching DB in late 2016 as a 12 year old I agree, discussion in WWW debates had more nuanced, elaborate and creative conclusions for matchups instead of "lol cosmology! lol stats! lol this stuff in the verse that exists but wasn't used on that character means the character can just tank it or use it!"I remember when people actually used to agree that Goku and Sonic were planet level and I argued they were universal, but then they took it too far into making them some suggsversal fuckers with infinite + 1 power, now I wish Goku was just galaxy level and Sonic would be sub-moon levelI'd rather have verdicts be interesting rather then shit like "but they can do this which amounts to this amount of tnt required to blow up gorillion observable universes", hell when was the last time we had a capeshit winner who won with some obscure power they have in an obscure media? I find it boring how it's just stats or the occasional fate/probability/causality/plot hax (these 4 mean the same thing, just with a different genre)It gets so bad we have people thinking the fights should end in a second because Ben 10 is gorillionversal while someone like Deku is a continent buster (both are wank)
>>156254261>Jedi vs BulletsDo guns in the Star Wars universe shoot the entire cartridge out of the barrel instead of just the bullet? The ends of them that we see have the rim and primer for fuck's sake.
>>156260285I never finished the war arc but didn't he get hashirama cells or something like that from them?
>>156260123>Explain what is wrong with women facesitting you>Explain what is wrong with women choking you with their thighs>Explain what is wrong with women having absThis is fine actually, wtf???
>>156260297>the only game that matters?It's worse than the second game, and the second game wouldn't exist without the first, so it's not.
>>156260326>shit character creator>has more than just batman slop
Homestuck
>>156260123>Explain what is wrong with women facesitting you>Explain what is wrong with women choking you with their thighsEhhh... This is-a boring... *Snoring sounds as bubble comes out of my big round nose and my cap covers my eyes*>Explain what is wrong with women having futa cocks and fucking you in the assNow we-a talking! WAHEYYYYYYY!!! *Does a forward leap with all his limbs thrusted*>Explain what is wrong about playing with femboy's cocksHmmm... Okie-dokie!>Explain what is wrong with women dominating men>Explain what is wrong with women having absMAMA MIA! *powers down to smaller form*>Explain what is wrong with making petite insecure shy boys transition into thicc confident women*powers up again to be bigger* LET'S A GO!!!>Explain what is wrong with fictional ryona>Explain what is wrong with fictional lolis and shotasONLY FICTIONAL!? OH NOOOOOOOOO! MAMAAAAAAAAA!!! WAWAWAWAWAWAAAAA!!!
Bend over and spread em' Luffy.
>>156259533>>156260191I wanna contribute to godzilla juggle posting
>>156260123Half of these give you or job to HIV, now explain why that's an invalid argument without appealing to emotion.
>>156260308to be completely fair a lot of fights boil down to stat vs stat shit cause if you're ten thousand times slower and weaker than your opponent, what good will your super durability negating hax do you anyway?but the inflation of power levels to omegaversal bs, while 99% of these characters don't really have a clear feat above planet level, and the inane cosmology debates for characters that never do anything even remotely close to destroy it, as well as asinine speed arguments, is something to be studied
>>156254261Killing Jedi isn't hardhttps://youtu.be/vpO2swmduNE?t=99
THE BATTLE CONTINUES... NOW>>156260393>>156260393>>156260393
>>156260360Why did VSBW put this guy at solar system level?>VSBWI just need to know why the feat was interpreted like that>>156260369Realistically something this big being juggled like that would generate more energy required to destroy a building>>156260385>Duraneg OUT OF NOWHERE
>>156260318Yeah but it was kind of unnecessary since it's not like he gained any powers or anything from it.
>>156260360It's a good thing Luffy is WAY STRETCHIER THAN YOU THINK
>>156260385See >>156260501
>>156254261>Bullets>Shows flying casingshttps://youtu.be/6i-nMWgBUp0?t=18
