My man Slick is innocent
>>156260883The ring is up Cassandra Cat's arse, as usual.
Diamond ring refers to a virgin butthole, which Slick stole by violently deflowered it.
>>156260883More importantly, what has Max Mouse been up to in the medicine cabinet while all this distraction is going on?
A pigeon is an unusual pet to keep, and the first thing that comes to mind when somebody keeps a pigeon, or several, is that they use them to deliver messages. Such birds are called homing pigeons, and have an instinctual ability to navigate back to their original roost, and can be trained to do this upon release. This ability was used to deliver messages by spies and military scouts for centuries. A homing pigeon could just as easily carry a small piece of jewelry like a diamond ring, attached in a similar way to one of its legs.Somebody who keeps a pigeon in particular (and even names it "Homer") would know about this ability to navigate back to the roost and thus wouldn't be unduly worried about it suddenly flying off. The bird will probably be waiting for him at home. None of this is to say that Smitty stole the ring, but he can prove his innocence easily by allowing Slylock to follow him home and inspect the bird when it returns there, and his reluctance to do this would be incriminating.
>>156260907If she was present, she would be named in the text.
>>156260883The pigeon ate the ring.
>>156261146You solved it. And you can see the pidgeon has a necklace of some sort. Thats probably the ring.Now what if the pigeon is a criminal too and doesnt fly to the flock? But flies directly to Mexico and lives like a rich pigeon?
>>156260883The bird has the ring.This is a lame one t b h
>>156261146And why should he allow Slylock to follow him to his home just on a hunch? The burden of proof is on him. Smitty doesn't have give up his privacy just because some fat titted cat can't keep track of her (probably fake) jewelry. I guess daring to be a human in forestville is a crime now.
>>156260883Sex with cat lady
>>156260883would Lady Lynx and that veterinarian
>>156262319>>156263286dumb filthy gooners, I bet both of you already failed No-Nut
>>156262281>>And why should he allow Slylock to follow him to his home just on a hunch?He was accused of theft, and it would be a trivial way to exonerate himself. He'd only get obstinate about it if he had something to hide.
