Tim Drake DEFEATED Shiva. Who is more, or less, Batman's equal in terms of hand-to-hand combat. Using his INTELLECT, that even Superman's dad kidnapped him back in Rebirth, as a potential threat.He could probably outsmart, with preptime, any opponent in a battle, even in a situation where it leads to his death. >What about Battle for the Cowl?What about Jason?
Spider-man.
>>156304984>op showing why not only is tim the least popular robin but why his dick suckers are disliked as well
Alright, pack it up comicsbros. You should know by now that this is a containment thread.Let's rip off the bandaid:STATEMENTOS vs featsura
>>156305039>Tim Drake is backed up by both STATEMENTS and FEATS
>>156305039>FeatsuraSounds like the guy who wins in CANON!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qq-2xPvaBKACan your hero match this speed feat
>>156305039But Tim Drake has feats, lore, and statements in spades though?
>>156305060https://youtu.be/i1HTuoJR2Es?t=105N-Nope...
>>156304984How is a woman without any superpowers or alien physiology equal to Batman, or any other trained man for that matter, in hand-to-hand combat?
>>156305175She trained harder and is Just Better, chud.
Wouldn't one of the world's best assassins have gotten an immunity to most poisons along the way? Would she really be so reckless to eat a food she didn't test first? This is dumb.
Explain why a character tanking an explosion this big and then being beaten by someone won't make the character who beat them scale to that explosionWITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A SNARKY FAGGOT WITH GOTCHU LOGIC
>>156305408How did they survive the explosion?
>>156305420They just tanked it with their sheer durability.
>>156305420How does batman make the batarangs? How does Superman fly? How is new york rebuilding all the damage done in the fights the marvel heroes have with their villains?It doesn't matter. It. Just. Happened.
How does anyone with super human strength hold a massive object without the object collapsing?It doesn't matter. They just held a building, they do not have some control over gravity or some forcefield that extends from their body to the massive object. They just lift the massive object with their sheer strength.
>>156305342You can't actually gain an immunity to poisons except maybe a very high tolerance to heavy metal poisoning.At best, you can learn to operate your body at a high level while poisoned, but you'd still suffer from the effects.
>>156305039I haven't been paying attention, have mods cracked down on Death Battle faggotry?
>>156305491>How does anyone with super human strength hold a massive object without the object collapsing?Tactile telekinesis
How does Omni-Man move at MFTL speeds on earth without combusting it like he did those aliens?It doesn't matter. It just happened.
>>156305517>Omni-Man has telekinesisI remember when it was established Viltrumites have psychic powers.
How does Mario lift a massive castle without it collapsing?It doesn't matter. It just happened.
How does a grown man move faster than the human eye can see without catching on fire, destroying their own body or making the entire combust leaving a trail of scorched destruction from the friction?It doesn't matter. It just happened. Anime characters move faster than humans can see.
>>156304984Several times Bruce said that Tim is the one who is most like Batman. And many alternative futures show Tim as Batman gone full authoritarian. They should just lean into that angle, instead of le wholesom chungus. Maybe kill his gay partner, have him become asexual and then full control freak. Just brutal but without killing like Jason. Which would make him more dangerous.Let Dick be the chungus.
With all of this I think it can be concluded that JagiTOS can in fact, tank a country busting Nuke. And appeal to narrative consistency is pure cope at the face of feats.SpaceFAGtles analysis lost.
>>156305175Black Canary beat Batman with boxing and Tom King said she was a better fighter. While batman defeated karatekid
>Saitama sets foot on Jurassic Park>Jurassic Park's narrative is that Dinosaurs are stronger than humans, overriding Saitama's plot of oneshotting peopleExplain why Saitama doesn't lose to a T-Rex from Jurassic Park according to Narrative Consistency.
How does Popeye punch someone so hard they turn into a sausage?It doesn't matter. It just happened.>MUH toonforce!Oldfag forum terminology, Popeye just has transmutation.
How do characters faster than light can see anything if they outrun the photons that allow them to observe anything?It doesn't matter. It just happens that they can see.
>>156305175Dunno, how is Batman, or any other non-meta not turned instantly into a pretzel when they're fighting against superhumans?
How does Magic even exist in fiction despite being an observavle phenomenon that can be interacted with and has an unclear function to it?It doesn't matter. It just happened.
>Characters are definitely for sure apparently fight at MFTL speeds>Still talk to each other and finish sentences before doing attacks
How do Jojo characters move faster than light, let alone bullets, without combusting due to the sheer friction of their speeds?It doesn't matter, they just dodge bullets and light beams.
CYNtos is still an MFTL Goddess and shits on the entire Fist of the North Star verse, seethe and cope. FeatGODS won. and Murder Drones will NEVER LOSE.
>"my character can dodge gunfire!">No friction caused by the force of moving at these speeds>Characters move like a blur as an exaggeration for storytellingWhy does Composite Fiction have slow af bullets?
>>156305729Are you even from pluschan or did you just snab this to slander MD.
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>>156305770No clue who these fuckers are, I just know some brownspic here is SEETHING over my wife and got rightfully doxxed for it by a BASEDteenNobody gets to shit on Murder Drones. Ever.
Halls became an AWFUL lot silent since that nuke...
All I have to say is that SpaceBattles, Murder Drones and Mario won.
>>156305342The 90s robin comic is really, really, incredibly dumb. But it gets a pass because the only people who read it have never read another comic before. Highlights include Tim straight up beating KGBeast in a 1v1 fistfight - the guy who Batman once sealed away to die of starvation in a bunker because Batman was afraid to fight him.
>>156305862Isn't the guy behind Glitch Productions (guys who made MD) is a brown mariofag in his 30s?
>because Murder Drones killed by shitter forgotten verse!? Okay!?
>>156305911My*Dios mios
>>156305765Same reason their lasers are definitely real lasers even though we can effortlessly see their start and end points when fired in bursts and they explode on impact with surfaces
KenshiTOS won that fight btw
What did we respectfully learn?
>>156306001These are THE WINNERS of THESE HALLS, BEHOLD THE FEATCHADS>Ben can racemix every species in the universe with the Omnitrix as seen in Alien Force's Season 2 finale>Asura is featsman>Sonic is anti-featsman>Kirara's ass CLAPS sharteens back to /pol/ and braps made the dinosaurs go extinct>SpaceCHADtles advocates for their concepts with sheer logic and analysis that destroys anyone with lack of media literacy with their RESPECTFVL guidelines
The OPUS.
Bullets.Lasers.The Human Eye.
>>156306001Anyone who complains about narrative inconsistency is a coward
>>156306034>sonic actually gets weaker with each feat Sega gives himGrim
>>156306001SpeedGODS blitzed the shit out of PlotSISSIES and HaxFAGS
The Speed stat unironically breaks all of fiction when measured consistently, I'm pretty sure that a character who's whole power revolves around being the fastest just breaks stories and makes more plot holes if there's any conflict added
If Sonic is so fast why does it take any measurable amount of time to play his games?If Flash is so fast why does it take any measurable amount of time to read his comics?
>>156305515I think it’s because there’s nothing even tangentially /co/ related in the next matchup
>>156306128>CW: The Flash
>>156305515Nah. Mods actually took down a thread complaining about Death Battles this morning and left the 3 other DB threads up
Speedfags have no answer to power nullification however
