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Today on the Divine Agenda:

Well, what EXACTLY is the Ultimate Question to the Ultimate Answer?

Do you like it when omnipotent women don't go overboard with flexing their powers, but exert it on a small scale casually? Imagine seeing your wife float off the ground and hover around without a second thought, or snapping things into existence because they wanted to. The quotidian act of ignoring solid matter or sending you pictures of themselves from exoplanets is normal to them.

>>11463099
Douglas Adams was truly before his time - the Ultimate Question is "What the fuck is six-seven??"

It's not strictly omnipotence in the strictest sense, but my absolute favorite application of this fetish is role reversal and arbitrary, random feats of power.

Winning a gold medal in wrestling at the Olympics, then coming home and getting hopelessly pinned by my best friend who has never wrestled before but just wanted to try it out.

Training for an upcoming chess tournament and leaving a 2300-rated chess puzzle on my laptop in the living room while I go to the bathroom only to come back and see that my roommate solved it and two more.

Someone builds a generic $60 bookshelf from IKEA that somehow is able to withstand a nuclear explosion without so much as the wood getting chipped.

Burying a single plant seed in a ten-foot block of cement and watching the plant split it in half without any water or sunlight.

The unfairness of it is so hot to me <3

>>11463257
The moment Omni-GF gets internet brainrot we are all DOOMED

>>11463511
Trying to say a number than isnt 67
67!
FUCK, SHE REWROTE MATHS FOR THAT SHIT

>>11463099
Be kind.

>>11463240
Small scale stuff is my absolute favourite. All (well, most) of my stories are about omnis just fucking with other people at school, on the bus, while grocery shopping, whatever.

What's your preferred method of ascension? Particle physics experiment gone awry? Dying and then getting picked from the hundred billion souls that've ever lived to meet God and get your powers? Or simply just pray or wish hard enough?

>>11463734
2nd and 3rd option.

>>11463734
God is a simp for one specific person and gives over power gradually until it snowballs and that person is now omni

>>11463734
Gradual increase in power that becomes exponential, by the time anyone realizes that the person is gaining power absurdly fast it's too late to stop them, so they can be unbearably smug about how the world missed its chance to stop their ascension.
Also cute pervert boy anons need to become omnipotent imho

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>Give people my weird, degenerate fetishes.
>Make them pray to me to forgive them for having said fetishes.

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>>11463734
>self from the future hands them a 'do anything' remote
>abuse it and eventually transfer power from remote to themselves, becoming omni
>go back in time to give themselves remote
>used their power as God to turn themselves into God
>whatcha gonna do about it, loser?

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If you had a omni roommate what would you ask them?

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>>11464389
Devious.

>>11465207
Make me win the lottery and also give me a full package futa big titty goth GF.

>>11465207
>>11465224
Make ME the big titty goth gf, scratch that, absolutely massive tiddy goth gf.

in fact, if said roommate were down we'd just go full degen in a pocket dimension with my new planetary sized physics-defying booba

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>>11465224
>>11465239
"you're werd, lol"

>>11465207
>If you had a omni roommate what would you ask them?
"so you're a literal goddess why do you need a roommate?...also can i be a big titty goth gf?

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>>11465333
so you're a literal goddess why do you need a roommate?
>Nonny, you're the one who needs a roomate. Everyone does. That's why I'm everyone's roomate.
>Besides, I need to make sure your 'spiritual development' is going well.

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>>11465207
>can you fix me and this rotten world?

>>11465207
>"how was your day today?"

>>11463734
Somehow, on accident, finding the way to open reality's console command module

>>11465360
>Everyone does. That's why I'm everyone's roomate.
so wait, does this mean you're also my neighbors?
what about married couples? people living with their family? are you just living in their basement??

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>have omni roommate
>she has zero ambition
>she's shabby, is late doing her chores, has a low-paying job
>the only time she deliberately uses her powers is to guarantee that she can find old console/games at reasonable prices
>and even then, she has to actually earn the money to buy the stuff she wants
>every other kind of omni shit is purely accidental
>like when her sleep-deprived brain somehow turned her into a spider-girl
>or when she forgot that the supermarket is one mile away, not one hundred
>or when she turned you into a boy
>you got frikkin' Nemesis as your neighbor, and he has never caused any problems that you know of
>he even recycles his trash correctly

>magical girl invasions?
>cumpocalypses from horny omnis?
>kaijus smashing planets?
>nope, none of those things happen on your planet
>but you've heard some 4channers talking about crazy shit
>asking your roommate doesn't yeld any results beyond a "I don't care about politics, I got the night shift tomorrow"
>you don't know if she's somehow protecting the planet through sheer apathy
>or if all the apocalypses don't affect your world because it's just too boring for them

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>>11465811
I manifest differently on a case by case basis. But nobody gets away. I can just create a new room in any house for myself, of course, though I'm just as likely to start sleeping in your old bed and force you to sleep on the couch till you start living up to my standards.

My goal of course is to make sure everybody is a cute girl in a cute lesbian relationship who worships me and has cute little degenerate fetishes they can appologize to me for having.

Married couples aren't that different, I just 'work' on them a little differently.

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>>11465207
>>11465360
>That's why I'm everyone's roomate.
I've had it with all these freeloading omnis just barging into the best apartments and brainwashing the original occupants into thinking 'they've always been roommates with this crazy character' just so they can live in areas with good public transport connections. I say if they want to commit to this mooching lifestyle then they should drop the facade and move in as the household pet.

Cuckquean ascending gf who gets closer to becoming a true omnipotent goddess through getting aroused seeing (You) fuck another girl

>>11466320
...So THAT's why goddesses keep isekaing young boys and set them on a path to get a harem...

>>11465829
>shrink/giantess
>permanent/semi permanent entrapment
>struggling to get a girl sitting on me to move but having Sisyphus mechanics in place to make it impossible

I will not apologize for liking hot things

>>11463734
I think I like self improvement the most. A woman weight lifting until she is strong enough to bend reality, or becoming smarter and smarter until she can manipulate subatomic particles

>>11463240
I think I'd enjoy an omni to rewrite reality to their (or their partner's) preferences, then just act around casually. For exemple, a female omni makes it so all women have to wear bunnygirl outfits. Because she is a woman, she complies with the rule even if she finds it annoying. Maybe she magics her outfits clean instead of dry cleaning them.

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Would living under the tyrannical thumb of all-powerful, cruel, sadistic soul draining women be a bad thing? In my opinion, no it wouldn't. For one, conditions for the average human would improve once our economy shifts towards providing the necessary daily tribute of sacrifices to our goddesses. War, strife, poverty, and famine all lead to a tremendous waste of delicious souls and will have to be done away with. Our lives will have purpose, our every move judged by higher powers. Being 'eaten' will serve as both the ultimate reward for obedience and as a horrific punishment for those that disobey. We will live fat like cattle be happy for the opportunity to sate our masters appetites. But let me guess;
>B-but I don't WANT to be sentient tit-fat for all eternity. Whenever one of them walks by me I can hear the echoes of thousands of their victims wailing in mindless ecstasy, trapped either in a hell of endless edging or endless release. They're scaaaary!
Heard it all before. Soulvorephobes are afraid of their own shadows.

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>>11468778
>was supposed to eaten by a desert goddess.
>It's here first tribute ever, but her peers have been calling her a fatso.
>She doesn't really want a bunch of souls inside her tits, just you, only you, actually.
>You used to work at the same temple before she got promoted to Goddess.
>since mortals can't marry goddesses, the next best thing is becoming part of her chest.
>"A-anon c-c-can you stand right there, it's just going to siphon bit to get your richness."
>soul taste-o-meter reading spikes when your sampled.
>immediately several goddesses are interested.
>some demons appear claiming your sins have 'damned' you.
>soon enough angels appear and claim you're being 'saved'.
>they begin fighting each other over your soul.
>tfw when your soul is so delicious it sparks a divine war.
>it's a sexy catfight that quickly descends into a yuri session.
>your desert goddess becomes very flustered at the sight. She immediately orders a bunch of 'servants' to satisfy the orgy.
>"U-umm a-a-anon can you comeback tomorrow? W-wait uhh maybe just stick close to me. I d-don't want anyone taking you." She crosses her fingers.
>Her body betrays her words, she wants to fuck you nonstop over the course of month before 'sacrificing' you.
>But she's not an exhibitionist and she really needs this room as it has the ritual altar to 'transfer the Ka' into your 'eternal paradise.'
>Guess you're going to have wait for bit or work up her confidence.

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>>11468778
>That's a load of bullshit. Sure, if you let mortals suffer too much, the soul gets ruined. The pain scars it all over, and what's left is made bitter by stress and resentment. It's like trying to fry chicken using bile.
>But if you pamper mortals too much, you get too much fat and water and no actual meat. Plus, have you SEEN the shit that some rich assholes eat? The drugs? The bad alcohol? You want THAT in your tits? I'd rather chew mine off if I didn't already.
Greta, stop talking about wealth inequality. We already agreed to not interfere with other artists' worlds, for now.
>I'm just giving some cook-to-cook advice.
And you think that a succubus is gonna listen to a shark covered in mouths?
>I mean, yeah? We basically do the same thing, only in a different style. She's a confectioner, I'm a roaster.

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I had an interesting dream just now and I wanted to write it down before I forget.

basically someone doing cosplay/crossplay through some divine means ends up fracturing each costume into a persona of it's own but the original person who did it still considers that they are all apart of them like different lives lived that are real essentially treating each like a life they had lived themselves because essentially they are them, each one being unique in some form, being all of them at once yet none of them but still as if each was a life lived in another world or like reincarnation but instead of dying it's more like splintering and living each life/reality but also still their own life at the same time.

to put it simply "I'm them but I'm also me, their lives are their own but also mine I'm glad I could be them"

I think that would make for an interesting omni story, a goddess splits someone into multiple versions of themselves.

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>>11467300
I can respect you for already being a degenerate, but I can't let anybody get away that easily. You still have to be properly broken in.

It'd probably just step on you at first, making sure my feet at the only thing you can experience, but also that you can always see up my skirt. That butt you worship and want to crush you, and those divinely soft panties will always be hovering up above you but seemingly only out of reach.

Only once you can appreciate me stepping on you, genuienly think you hated the idea of being stuck under my rump until I came along, and can whole-hearedly THANK me for what I'm doing will I finally plop down, allowing you to assume your proper place in the universe.

>>11468858
Could make for an interesting variant on the eternal recurrence, where the fractured woman/goddess imposes this test on people she meets.

>Go on a first date with a cute woman
>She asks "where do you see yourself in ten years"
>After you give a mundane answer, she smiles smugly and touches your hand
>You experience all possible futures
>For a subjective eternity you know what it's like to become rich, poor, to earn every possible joys, to suffer every possible illnesses, to work every possible jobs
>You refuse to take it meekly, willing yourself to endure, telling yourself that no matter what happens, you have done your best
>You are back in the cafe, in tears.
>The woman nods, her smug attitude replaced with something that looks like respect.
>She gently wipes away your tears. You notice that she is wearing slightly different clothes. The cafe is slightly different, too.
>"You are a strong one. Most people collapse when they see all their futures. Which one would you like to see realized?"
>"I don't know." You turn the question on her. "Would you... explore some of those futures with me?"
>She smiles. Your romantic life might have become slightly more complex.

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>>11468902
madokami why?

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>>11470280
It's for you own good. You'll know that your goddess loves you eventually and thank me.

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>>11469652
that's both sweet and really fucked up at the same time, something like that would absolutely fuck anyone up unless there was some divine level after care.

I was more leaning for a "you live(s) the life of your costume(s)" type thing, I am now reminded of a somewhat obscure cartoon wherin a kid woke up each morning as something else, like a vampire, ballerina, scotsmen, etc and learned both the good and bad from said jobs.

oooh idea: omni makes you a gacha character with various varients of yourself in different scenario's but IRL

>>11470550
Sorry if I misinterpreted your comment, the idea of a woman becoming a goddess through her various lives and feeling lonely for it made me think.

I like to think if she found a human game enough to date her she would do something like you say, waking the guy on days where she is his maid, having him be the maid, making him into all sorts of characters and archetypes.

>oooh idea: omni makes you a gacha character with various varients of yourself in different scenario's but IRL

That's a fun one! Maybe it works like the final fantasy job system, where being a clown for a day levels up your humor so that even when you are a corporate suit you can still make use of a world class comedic timing.

I think a relationship between a human turned omni, and another human, might turn out a bit like Dr Manhattan in watchmen. Perhaps the goddess putting her boyfriend through a myriad different costumes/character/archetypes enjoys seeing the minute differences between the different universes. For exemple, summoning the cook version of her boyfriend, and seeing he is a master level chef of Bulgarian cuisine instead of something more common like Italian. Her love for him would be something like how a mathematician might be fond of a particular statistical distribution. Maybe I'm a sap but I think it might also ground her to her former humanity a little bit.

>>11471184
Wrote something, for fun
>The weight of the blanket is different, as usual. Heavy furs, masking the cold within the cabin.
>You get up mechanically, knowing you need to add logs to the fireplace.
>She mumbles something in her sleep. Facing away from you, it's impossible to tell who or what she is today.
>The cabins style is hard to place. The wooden wall and lack of electricity mean you could be anywhere from medieval Russia to modern Alaska, deep in the wood. You are pretty sure your thoughts are in English.
>The fire purrs happily, turning the newest log into warmth.
>You open your cellphone, the only technological device in sight. There's only the one app today, "familyGacha"
>You click on its icon. The animations and cheerful sounds show you your daily pulls.
>A one star lodging, "Yukon cabin in the 1990s."
>A one star husband. "Game warden."
>A two star wife. "Retired JAV actress"
>Your ressources are too low to pull for better assignments in the next week.
>A pair of large breasts lean on your back. You turn to see your wife, currently a middle aged Asian woman.
>Her large breasts are probably a combination of surgery and growth from her advanced pregnancy.
>"Where are we?" She asks sleepily.
>"Canada, again. Seems like you are still Japanese."
>"Hmm. I wonder how a former porn star ends up living in northern Canada."
>"Or how a random schmuck ends up marrying a goddess of probabilities."
>She smile, her smile the lone thing all her bodies share. "Hey, I'm subjected to the Gacha too."
>"You think your body is strong enough for a snowmobile ride into town?" You point to her belly.
>"It should be." She shivers, and hugs you closer. "We should try to pull a warmer place for the delivery"
>"Well, our first kid might as well get used to a life of random chance."
>She smiles. You do too, knowing that in the vastness of the multiverse, your love for one another is a fixed point.

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>>11471195
>have omni powers
>still subjected to shitty gacha RNG

the horror.

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>>11471482
That gave me quite a laugh!

I think that omni's morality would be very different from baseline humanity, so while she might not find being a prostitute or a nun intrinsically more virtuous, she might enjoy being subjected to the randomness of the universe because she considers it "fair" (after all, no humans choses where they are born). I can imagine her screwing with the RNG to prank her human, such as making him an increasingly convoluted series of related identities (like four neighbors in a row) just to tease him.

Perhaps if she was originally an actress/cosplayer, for her the "three star" rarity identities are the more constraining one. She might enjoying playing at being a prudish woman, or a bimbo that can't function without sex, or a deaf mute. While her husband would enjoy power fantasy bodies, she might enjoy relinquishing power and being an observer... Though perhaps once in a while the husband wakes up in a world where he is her high priest and he has to worship her body in front of an audience for a few days.

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>>11471517
perhaps she chooses randomness to keep things interesting, being a goddess would get rather boring at times so she'd give a mortal man a gacha god phone to have her turn into various forms by sheer luck, even being able to split into said variants whenever but usually sticks to one or just a few, she'd be a goddess of chance/fate so she'd rather enjoy not having merely one form, of course she could choose but that takes all the fun out of it.

also, some gacha games have a forgiveness/mercy rule if you roll so much and don't get the pull you want then you get a guaranteed choice, the question then is what would the currency be? prayers? sacrifices/gifts? faith? perhaps other game mechanics could get thrown into the mix such as presage/leveling/class changes, etc.

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>>11472003
>the question then is what would the currency be? prayers? sacrifices/gifts? faith?

Hmm. Do you think an ordinary woman who ascends into being a multiversal omnipotent creature would want to be worshipped as a goddess? She knows that no matter how many timelines worship her, there are uncountably more where she isn't. And it's not like the worship gives her more power.

Thinking to the one I wrote before, who sought a human boyfriend/husband, she might decide to seed a few worlds with worship of her just as a sort of sociological experiment. For exemple, she might appear as a prophet in antiquity, in the middle ages, in modern times, and see how her faith spreads in all those scenarios. Or perhaps run a few experiments like appearing on the same date in a few parallel universes and trying different approaches to starting a religion, to see which ones would work best. Of course, since she is omniscient, those games aren't very meaningful (she knows the likeliest statistical outcome for each intervention), but I like to imagine her enjoying the random role of the dice.

As for her human partner, well, being in a relationship with her, can he truly see her as a goddess? She fulfills the all powerful part, but not really the all-good aspect. I think accepting her in all her possibilities is perhaps a deeper form of love than worshiping her as a divine being.

One scenario I might enjoy though is having the omni/goddess spread her gift to others who were like her. Actors, cosplayers, professional clowns, everyone that regularly engages with another self persona might slowly gain supernatural abilities. It might become a sort of pandimensional esoteric cult, like actors who play characters and try to get in the role so deep they forget themselves, and become aspects of the shapeshifting omni too. A little bit like "mantling" in elder scrolls

>>11463094
>OP picrel
Yeah, I don't have whatever dumbass fetish/fantasy this is but this picrel looks both cool and hot.

Survey time:
If you got omnipotence, would you use it to fulfill your dominant sexual fantasies, or your submissive sexual fantasies?

>>11472827
Both. With omnipotence, I could easily change my own sexuality to become either dom, sub or switch,and enjoy the fullest any sexual fantasies I wanted to.

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Do you prefer the maximally powerful "God cannot create a rock too heavy for him to lift" omnipotence or the do anything "God can create a rock too heavy for him to lift and then be able to lift it anyways" omnipotence?

>>11472827
probably both logically, honestly though I'd use those powers to fix this shitty broken world.

>>11472827
Powerbottom

>>11472886
How come I never seen this artist before! Thank you so much anon, that art in particular is amazing

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>role-playing as a evil god simple because thats what the locals of the planet believe you to be.
>You don't even do anything besides the pettiest and most harmless of crimes but the little critters are so scared or amazed at your "evil" ways you can't help but find them absolutely adorable and keep indulging the little things

>>11465207
regularly torture the rest of existence for my own personal amusement