Face your fiends
>be me>order new cowgirl through the mail>didn't read the fine print>wake up to picrel You guys have any advice for "large-scale" cattle ranching? I'm afraid to go outside
post holstaurs
>>11488777I'd say you've made a great business decision. holsts are friendly, easy-going girls and even though they are large, they are soft and squishy and docile. just don't get rolled on. or crushed under tit. or be in the way when she needs to munch on grass.
>>11488883>Not warning him or giving any advice on how to not run into milk floodingsI get most ranches come with the infrastructure for milking already but it still happens now and again. Usually from a new farmhand not getting their due diligence, or just upsetting the girls enough they do it on purpose.Anyways you will have to get about 5 dozen more silos for a girl of that size and thickness, yes she will insist you need to help her with it daily, no you do not have to manually attach the tubes or cups and you can just be there for 'moral support' (red: sexual gratification), and no she cannot hold back from lactation for more than 8 hours or so. If you think you have just enough storage for all the titmilk for a given timeframe then try to double it because those udders of hers are absolutely going to overflow it at some point and they always seem to pump out more than they should be able to keep in, regardless of how big they are.Keeping the silos spaced apart to be closer to where her breasts are during milking is also recommended. And if (when) she inevitably starts going up cup sizes, prepare for the milk output to increase exponentially.
>>11488889Holst milk is miraculous in a lot of ways. It doesn't spoil for months on end. It's nutritious, healthy but can also be used in a variety of delicious desserts. A giant holst is a blessing on a land if kept well, or apocalyptic if not.There is an addictive chemical in holst milk that quickly degenerates on exposure to air. What this means is you should not, under any circumstance, let one breastfeed a farmhand. They can become hopelessly dependant on the holstaur, which can in turn spur her to become motherly or generally protective and nurturing. It's not a permanent change for either party, but it can reduce milk output UNLESS you know what you're doing. Some holst owners reckon that you can boost milk quality by doing lewd things with the cow. I've seen others claim that, in a group of holsts, that behaviour can drive competitiveness between the cows which in turn boosts output.All of this can apply to the minotaurs, an active, tanned species of cow girl related to holstaurs. But, those are a FAR harder species of giant monster girl to look after.
I miss her so much
>>11488900Often times Minotaurs prove to be too unruly to tame and get milk. However there milk is worth it's weight in gold, having the ability to buff ones melee attack. Numerous fools or those desperate for cash, strike out and try to milk a wild Minotaur, with almost all of them never being seen again.Rumours state that those unworthy of milking a Minotaur often end up being a quick snack or suffocating between its cheeks.
>>11489398You can befriend a wild one with enough kegs of beer, knowledge of sport (jousting, football, whatever) and being 'chill'. If you fight one, she will just interpret it as wanting to wrestle, which is a death sentence. You might get eaten if she's hungry, so bring food, and mention you have more food back at your farm. They adore sports massages too.Alternatively, you can introduce a young future farmhand to a young minotaur and they may become 'childhood friends'. This is ideal, but requires a reasonably friendly mom minotaur to already be in the area. Domesticated minotaur aren't exactly easy to work with either. They are loud. They can get aggressive if they see red. They are taller and muscles are larger, so their bodies run hotter and sweatier. Getting trapped beneath one's tit or ass can cause heatstroke or drowning if you aren't careful. They LOVE to tease farmhands they have a crush on - literally crushing them under hoof, butt, armpit or boob. Popping them in their mouths and milking them with long cow licks. On the other hand, they are easy to milk when they are in the mood for it. They fold like napkins. The pleasure and lewdness of someone they like milking makes them mewl and moo softly (still deafening up close). They are big softies on the inside. You'll love spending time with one, nestled between her boobs or laying on her stomach. Eventually, you'll feel confident and comfortable enough to tease her back. Oh, and the melee milk is pretty cool too.
>>11490915How do you reckon an oni would react to finding a human in her sake?Swallow? Play with him in her mouth then swallow? Something else entirely?
>when one of the knights sent to kill you and take your gold horde is kinda cute
>dryad monstergirls might not like the buzz and pollution of human cities, but can find good uses for them
>>11492938Skyscrapers scratch places that mountains just can't.Hundreds of millions in damages and hundreds of thousands humans dead is probably worth relieving a small itch on her ass crack.
What's the point, they're all too big to fuck
>>11494750Fuck?
Big greens.
>>11493498>Thanks to the exchange program, we have a slimegirl student guest from the fantasy realm>She's quite friendly and gets along with everyone well>Not surprisingly, her favorite part of modern society is the food>Slimes in the wild have to either spend lots of calories hunting, or become outlaw monsters preying on humans>So they don't really get the opportunity to really eat and grow>Over the course of her first month here, she puts on 50 pounds and six inches of height>She answers nervous questions about her digestive acids eating through walls and floors with reassurances that she only eats organic human-type food>Eventually go on a field trip to the big city>At this point, the juvenile slime is head and shoulders taller than all the teachers>When they break for lunch, she's gobsmacked by all the fast foot places and corner stores with shelves and shelves of ready-made food>Her classmates, who see her "envelop and dissolve" eating method as a cool trick, egg her on to steal just one more>And just one more>And just one more shelf, and...>Caught up in the ecstasy of eating and growing, she loses her self-control>Fills up the store with her expanding body, shattering and oozing out through windows and doors>Rolls down the street in a green tide, sweeping up pedestrians and cars in her question for food>Pedestrians are eaten, fuel for the expansion>The cars last for a little while, since they're not organic food>But even an organic diet includes trace amounts of iron or other minerals>And soon enough, she's grown to the point where a whole car is a trace amount to her>Exchange program ends in disgrace with thousands dead and millions in property damage>Inexplicably, there's a petition to bring her back
Man, dragon season fucking sucks. Bitch, the twinkling isn't gold or jewels, it's JUST THE FUCKIN WINDOWS
>>11495908Getting obliterated by one that large is almost a mercy compared to getting adopted by a smaller one and made part of her hoard....she is way too affectionate.
>>11496729The adventurer's guild is hotly debating whether high charisma is an aid or handicap when facing dragons. Studies are showing you have better odds of escaping when she's only trying to kill you, rather than adopt you.
>>11494900Why is that ogre sitting on that princess?
What am I supposed to do with this?!
>>11498063You gotta hatch it!Beware big birbs.
>>11498077If they had sex earlier and she's just dropping a fertilized egg in his hands, that's way hotter than just waving around a pregnancy test. If she's only crushing on him and giving him an unfertilized egg... is it rude to make an omelette?
>>11498223nah. it is simply the nature of man to want to taste. giant monsters (when befriended or otherwise) can provide excellent food sources. see the discussion on milk earlier in the thread.the only limitation on how large an omlette you can make is the size of the pan!
>>11488545Oh damn how long has this thread been up for? Fav size threadGotta announce when it's up in the main thread or gentle thread so idiots like me who never check the catalogue notice
>>11498284I was waiting on someone else to make the thread for like 3 months. I know they generate some interest.
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>>11498297>>11498293If I ever became a hero and slew the demon king and was a rich champion with endless wealth and fame, I would choose to shrink myself near some random low level gobbo and spend my retirement as her shrunken insole and assrag.
where my gentle lovers at
>>11498308Imagine what that'd be like for the goblin, or for everyone else. It'd be like the president finishing his term and voluntarily signing himself as a slave to a twitch streamer (rude, entitled, bad hygiene)
>>11498445On one hand, totally signing away your freedom and somehow becoming the toy to such an undeserving weak brat is hot.That guy who slew god? Currently finding a new god in the form of level 2 goblins right nipple. Using his ability to control water and part salty seas to avoid drowning in her sweat.On the other hand, maybe id live a playboy lifestyle as a retired hero. Except it’d be travelling around and using my magic/fame/charm to explore as many monster girls from a tiny size as possible. I’m sure rumors of the hero being a total sub would spread fast, and all the monster girls who were into that sort of sizeplay would be falling over themselves to tease me.
I know the source, but cant find a site where I can read it for the life of me. Anyone know where I could?Its how to keep fairies by Hayashi Morihiro.
>>11498347Right here, also more gobposting please.
>>11498347Here.Wish I had time to write again, but life is just too busy
>>11498576gob feet.>>11498627What sort of stuff were you writing and where?
>>11498063In days of yore, out of fear of the monster girls, kings would forbid them from marrying tall men, in order to limit the height of the monster population. Unfortunately for them, the genetic markers for height have an inverse effect on monstergirl DNA, so their offspring only got progressively bigger. Those days are long gone, but by now the monster girls developed a cultural appreciation for shorter men and seek them out almost instinctively.
>To save humanity from being eaten alive by the coming horde of ogres, the Elves cast a powerful ritual that shrinks down humanity to pixy-size so they'll be too small to be worth eatingHow does this work out for humanity once the Ogres arrive?
>>11498478This talk is reminding me of an alternate take on this game some guy on DA did, Bad Status Dragon Rider. In that game the rider shrinks and the dragon becomes a girl, so it ends up being a normal, generic JRPG with occasional, rare size bits. I instead thought about a character more like what you described, a hero with legendary durability to the point of invincibility- but not curse resistant, so he winds out being shrunken, and a goblin who had been following/stalking him because she was a fan winds up "rescuing" him- genuinely well-meaning, but bumbling, so he's forced to try to train her to be an adventurer while other monster girls try to take him for their own purposes.
yall got any of dem manticores?
>>11492848This is peak. I need more of this roach girl.
>>11498478>Currently finding a new god in the form of level 2 goblins right nipple. Using his ability to control water and part salty seas to avoid drowning in her sweat.Need a longer green about being a busty goblin girls toy.
>>11493019Imagine a tiny human being used as the solution to permanently solve the constant itches an ogre has in her buttcrack from her swamp ass
>>11498975No core giantess, unfortunately.I crave to be squished between their beans, sleep in their mofu and swallowed up by their tail
>>11498974I like BSDR, even though koikatsu isn't for everyone. The hag evil elf and the fox girl plus some others have some great scenes. The general vibe, atmosphere and tone of the game is a nice change.I like your scenario as well.I think MG stuff is best when monster girls are already predisposed to be aggressive, affectionate and possesive towards humans, and so when the humans are shrank that behaviour is turned up to 11.
>>11498889>Due to a tragic failure of communication, the pixies *also* performed a mass shrinking ritual, and humanity got hit with a double whammy
Elves and pixies wished they had the power to do that to all of humanity.Instead the elves sit adn seethe at home and write fanfiction and constantly moan about how much more prosperous humanity would be if they were small pets. The pixies just want more toys. Unfortunately, this means when they do get their way with an individual human - down on his luck because of some shrinking curse - he is FUCKED.
>>11498284>shrunk to such a pathetic size that an encounter with a creature that wouldn't register as a household pest becomes a life and death struggle for a once great hero>the epic battle watched over in great amusement by what was once their low level goblin squire, now a monolithic celestial being failing to stifle her own smug laughter >maybe if begs and prays to her she'll grant him mercy and smite his overwhelming adversary with an effortless poke of her finger
>>11499073But then who would save humanity from the ogres? I doubt the ogres have any way to shrink humans with their primitive gross magic even if they wanted to.
>>11499120It's simple really. Monster girls want men. The human kingdom has men. Use the oni system and send a few dozen men to each of the neighbouring monster girl factions a year. Call it tribute, a mission, an exchange, whatever.If they want the men fun-size, then you can just drive a harder bargain for it as you need the pixies/elves (who will also ask for a share at some point).Besides, if they have limited supply they're going to take better care of and make better use of their tiny guests.In return, you can benefit from what each monster girl is good at. Get some elven mages, some dwarf smiths, some ogre/oni muscle,etc.The tinies can remain there for longer if they want (maybe not with ogres, but you'll get some ass-loving masochists).I know danuki are scheming bastard raccoon girls, but they know a thing or two about getting good outcomes. It's just efficient use of resource (tinies). MICROeconomics as they call it.
>>11499120>>11499125>Ogres are known for using gastromancy in Warhammer>It’s exactly what it sounds like>Bratty human boys trying to go “Ogre-tipping” while they snooze standing up are advised not to approach from behind, or downwind>They’re quite fond of chugging a gallon of hard alcohol, eating a healthy mix of rare meats and eggs and beans, and mixing it with a tonic of shrinking potion (which has no effect on them, but becomes active in the air when it comes out of them)
>>11498889It's nice seeing that the elves actually care about and want to save humanity. Maybe the elves got to take care of some humans after the ogres came and went (totally not a part of their grand plan to have some tiny humans around that they can ogle at)
>>11499209I'm sure the ogres didn't take too many, they're not even good snacks at that size after all
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>>11499380
[Steve Irwin voice]>Now, whalegirls, you'd think that they're the size of whales, right? A hundred-odd feet from tip to tail, yeah? Well, thing is, they're whale-sized compared to the *other* giant monstergirls. So you take one and compare to your average Tom, Dick, or Harry, and let me tell you...
>>11498975more mini-gts, but...
>ywn get saved by a gentle whale girl giantess
>In this modern era of equal rights, it's become more acceptable to condemn how elves have treated humans>After all, just look at their sad backwater kingdoms>Centuries of having your cities stepped on, your eligible princes shrunken and boobnapped, and your fleets "borrowed" as bath toys makes it quite difficult to develop any cultural, economic, or political power>So, under global pressure, the elves have signed a reparations agreement with the humans>They will denounce the atrocities of the past, including the Relocation of Avalon Into a Boot, the 3rd through 17th Shrinking Crusades (the council maintains that the first two were justified), and That Time the Archmage Got Bored>In the midst of the celebrations of goodwill and a new chapter in human history, one bit of fine print is overlooked>The elves are only offering reparations in the form of shrinking services and dollhouse relocations
C'mon boys, dive dive dive!
>>11500206Elven superiority is self-evident>An entire city of humans is worth one single elven skin cell>Smart humans pledge to an elf as their personal god
Accept your place beneath elves
>>11501030>>11500206>>11501031This is why humans prefer goblins, orks, ogres and oni
Would an elf share a tiny toy with other monster girls? They are in very short supply.
When a beastgirl goes into heat, her body produces pheromones. Nothing crazy, just something to signal her availability and maybe entice some mates. Nothing crazy – on her scale. The pheromones she's producing are designed to have an effect on a body as big as hers. But if a tiny gets too close, they're slammed with a relative 100x dose of airborne aphrodisiac.
>>11501678Foxoplasmosis. The only cure of acute exposure of a tiny who has been exposed to 10x his body weight in hag fox pheromones is repeated milking. If he's ingested her sweat or milk then the condition is permanent and must be monitored regularly.
>>11501770but what does foxoplasmosis actually do?
>>11501780It lets you know what the fox says.
>>11501780It makes you want to be treated like thin fried tofu.It makes you want to explore fox holes.It makes you want to sleep in kitsune armpit.
Fancy a job as a deep sea diver?...Or maybe this is a guppy mershark in an aquarium tank you could fit on your shelf - and she's just shrank her owner really small like a garter lamia might.
>>11503182>take my pet guppy mershark on a diving cage trip>give her a chance to see a real ocean environment for once>she's on a little leash to give her freedom of movement inside the cage without risking her running away>(she's free-spirited like that)>watch some regular sharks go by>a little intense, but cool>then a dark shadow swims up from the depths>the diving company didn't check the migration charts>and now a giant mershark has come to investigate>can't speak underwater, so all I have to go off of is her facial expression>not promising>she starts poking the cage, testing if the bars can withstand her strength>petrified with fear>my guppy mershark has a clever idea, though>she knows I have a growth potion in my pocket>(after that incident with the garter lamia, I always keep one on me for emergencies)>while I'm panicking, she swims into my pocket and downs the potion>in a blur of displaced water, the cage bursts open>don't immediately recognize my pet>all I know is that my protection is shattered and now there are two giant mersharks fighting over me.>one chases the other off>now she has me to herself>fear.jpg>she opens her mouth, and...>smiles and nuzzles against me>gives me a ride back to shore>nearly capsizes the diving company boat with a flick of her tail as she goes>cheap bastards deserved it>but now I have to convince her to shrink back to guppy size
>>11503874>He takes his mershark out with him so she can finally get to see the oceanGood owner (and good green). I'd consider letting her stay giant and moving to a cottage near the coast or a houseboat. She can probably find some work in undersea protection or installation of offshore oil/wind. Maybe search and rescue if that's more her thing. Monster girl cities always need friendly giant monster girls to scare off kaijus and powertripping garter lamias.Also, the teeth grow back and are highly saught after. You may not be able to make a necklace with them anymore, but you could probably make a dope surfboard or shield.
for monstergirls that have a distinct human and non-human half, like lamias, mermaids and centaurs, do you prefer if they only have one stomach or both stomachs? I kind of like the human stomach being "safe" and not digestive but it can feel a little contrived
>>11502092Oh my case is advanced. If she goes "kon kon" or makes the little hand symbol, any show of dominance becomes ten trillion times more hot. At any scale.
>>11505080I think having different forms of stomach that digest different, rub you different, bind you up different, are different sizes/shapes is good. The anatomy is never going to make complete sense no matter what you do.A 'safe' stomach is good for gentle stuff, and then can add a bit of danger by temporarily moving you to the digestive stomach. But, you can achieve that with other tropes like digestive resistance potions.Something I'd like is even the human stomach of monsters like succubi, demons etc. having monsterous properties to it. i.e. aphrodisiacs, the walls bind you up and milk you for essence, telepathy. Like even in the highly unlikely scenario a succubus were to find a tiny and eat them, their body is still adapted to milk him for everything he's worth.
>>11505105>Another ancient evil annihilates civilizationAt the rate these hags are rousing from their seals there won't be any civilizations left for them to brutally and effortlessly vaporize beneath their soles. Can't imagine the last thing you see is her smug face posing as she destroys your neighbourhood with such ease. A literal twitch of her toe, probably brought on because some collapsing skyscraper tickled her foot. Choking on the perfume of her slightly sweaty foot before you are turned into a formless paste ground into the ridges of her toeprint.This is why you shrink and sacrifice young men to evil japanese monster girls btw.
Giant 'phant
>>11505080Oh, absolutely two sets of digestive systems. I really love the idea of it, along with the potential benefits and inconveniences of having both. Like, I like that the longass transit time probably means there's a lot more fermentation going on, especially for centauroids, so their tummies are probably noisy as fuck and amazing to listen to.
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>>11505404Absolutely love this guy's art, but I always worry his artstyle is a little too grotesque for the size threads. Glad someone else posts his art so I don't have to worry lol
>>11501031>A Study on the Sexual Development, Reproductive Cycle, and Breeding Habits of Elves>By Jonathan Estin II, Jonathan Estin III, Valerie Estin, Jonathan "Joe" Estin IV, Charlotte Allen (née Estin), Samuel John Allen, and Stephanie Allen-BroderElves are an all female race that possess reproductive estrus cycle. Standing at an adult average of 450 feet tall. Around Age 35-40, an Elf reaches puberty and her uterus builds up a lining that is reabsorbed by her body if insemination does not occur. Of course, this means that Elves have no menstrual cycle. When eggs are released by the ovaries, this process also breaks down chemical bonds that keep her eggs held together in her ovaries, these chemical bonds are nearly identical to human testosterone, which the researchers in this study have coined "Elfsterone".>Research Notes from Jon Estin IIUnlike other animals in estrus, Elves do not experience a heightened libido throughout, being comparable to an adult human female. I hypothesize that since their estrus period is so long, the Elves evolved to remove this aspect of their reproductive cycle, as being perpetually aroused for weeks on end would drive them mad with lust.>Research Notes from Joe Estin IVUpon studying a group of younger Elves, it would seem that the they do experience a significantly increased libido during estrus, but they develop a tolerance for their arousal sometime during early adulthood. When exposed to an human male they found attractive, several young Elves immediately exhibited a powerful sexual response to his presence. Five of these Elves were still in the later adolescence period. It would seem that younger Elves are far more sexually promiscuous during estrus.Sadly, the male subject perished during the experiment and was unavailable for comment. Attempts to resuscitated him only resulted in me and the nurse getting soaked in the Elf fluids he was drenched in. Appropriate compensation was awarded to his family.
>>11505571The following is a summary of the 95 Day Reproductive Cycle of an Elf:>I. Anestrus Phase (4 Days) - The Elf is unaroused by most stimuli. Orgasm is difficult to achieve, and fertility is practically zero.>II. Proestrus Phase (30 Days) - The Elf's libido is comparable to that of a human woman. Fertility is still very low, pregnancy is highly unlikely.>IIIA. Estrus Phase (28 Days) - An egg is released from the ovaries for fertilization, capable of holding unfertilized eggs for up to six weeks. Libido increases immediately, and the Elf will start to actively seek penetration. Tissue begins developing into a small, firm, pubic bulge in the Elf's mons pubis. >IIIB. Metestrus Phase (14 Days) - Ovarian activity ceases as the secondary gonads absorb the accumulated free Elfstosterone in the Elf's ovaries. Libido is at its peak, and a sexually mature Elf will develop the desire to be inseminated at least once a day.>IV. Spermatogenesis Phase (6 Days) - If implantation does not occur, the secondary gonads descend into the emergent pubic bulge, which softens to cushion the fully formed testes. The Elf's penis will grow in over the course of 2-8 hours, depending greatly on age.>V. Phallic Phase (10 Days) - In this stage, the Elf has produced enough sperm for proper insemination. Roughly 250 hours into this phase, the Elf's body will force a large ejaculation in her sleep known as "the release". This somnolent event is the result of the testes breaking down into seminal fluid and the remainder of her sperm being forced out through the penis.*>VI. Diestrus Phase (3 Days) - The Elf's penis will retract back into her body as her scrotum shrinks and becomes taut. Libido rapidly plummets and fertility drops to zero. The Elf is incapable of arousal for roughly 72 hours.>>Notes from Charlotte Allen: *Several research assistants perished in the deluges of cum while residing in their Elf's panties during close proximity observation. Compensation awarded to families.
>>11505575A year after the onset of an Elf's "female" puberty, enough Elfsterone will have built up in her body that her "male" puberty will begin. Roughly every three months thereafter, Elves will grow a pelvic bulge that eventually sprouts their "male" genitalia. An Elf's penis is temporary growth and thus does not require a foreskin for protection from external stimuli, unlike human penises. At this point, the Elf is functionally male and (typically) cannot get pregnant, but instead impregnates other Elves with their rapidly and abundantly produced semen. Eventually, the Elfsterone bioaccumulates and the Elf develops a biological necessity for release.Elves are prepubescent for roughly half the average lifespan of a human. A young adult human that is given as a toy to an Elf that is in middle childhood will likely not see to live that Elf reach middle adulthood. Likewise, a middle aged Elf will not age apparently during a human's life. Scientists debate the exact ratio of Elf-to-Human years, but the general consensus is that an Elf ages somewhere around 0.36 years for every 1 solar year.Upon reaching adulthood at the age of 50, their rate of aging is halved for the next century, before apparent aging ceases entirely and they are considered middle aged. During middle age, an Elf's reproductive organs slowly cease to function, though they can still have intercourse. The average lifespan for Elves is 425 solar years, though it's reasonably common for some to live beyond 500. The oldest known Elf, Altena, was 587 years old, though she still had the appearance of a human woman in her late 40s.>Notes from Jon Estin IIIFrequent intercourse seems to plays a part in Elven longevity, as those with multiple offsprin were observed to live longer lives on average.>Notes from Samuel AllenIt would seem that Elfstosterone is slightly toxic to Elven organs when reabsorbed. Elves that specifically father multiple offspring do not reabsorb as much Elfsterone.
>>11505580Towards the end of each season, and Elf will become antsy and sexually frustrated, and since an Elf's reproductive cycle tends to sync up with those around them, it is often difficult for Elves in the same social circle to find mates with a penis to satisfy their increasingly insatiable libido. This, combined with their culture's strong social stigma against masturbation, will result in Elves very commonly seeking out humans for release. This typically results in the demise of a large minority of humans, many of whom are unwilling participants.The most common secondary erogenous zone for an Elf is her nipples, although the lips are curiously a close second, but the anus is a distant third. >Notes from Valerie EstinUnlike human semen, Elf semen is remarkably nutrition dense, and Elves will require an increased consumption of protein and calories to avoid malnutrition. The four Elven holidays of the year tend to coincide with this biological event, and the feasts that accompany them may be treated as courting rituals, as Elves not producing sperm will be easily identified by their reduced appetite.>Notes from Stephanie Allen-BroderDiet is highly important to the flavor of an Elf's semen. A diet of sweet foods like fruit or candies consistently producing better tasting semen, while sour, salty, and fatty or greasy foods had lower scores, but all reviewers never scored an Elf's semen under a '6' on a scale of 1 to 10. Upon followup, 9 male participants reported a chemical dependence on Elf cum, and regularly visited Elven villages in order to satisfy their cravings. It would seem that Elfsterone is not only non-toxic when ingested, but also chemically addictive to humans.It is still a mystery why human females are completely unaffected by the addictive properties of Elf cum, but I will personally testify that it is quite delicious. I regularly season my food with the leftover samples from our donors.
>>11505582As mentioned, the lifespan of an Elf, from birth to adolescence, is equivalent to about half the lifespan of your average human. Elves typically run out of eggs between the ages of 240-270 years old, and thus will stop releasing Elfsterone and will rapidly lose much of their libido. A lack of Elfsterone means they some elves eventually stop growing their seasonal cocks. In middle age, an Elf will typically become a caretaker for her progeny and any of their offspring, which—considering her previous 2 centuries of fertility and that there will likely be over 100 of them—is often a full time job. By the time an Elf is 400, they are fully retired in all aspects of life and are typically only seen outside of their homes when socializing or procuring goods.Elves do not have an equivalent "elderhood" to humans. They simply stop outwardly aging after reaching 250, forever looking equivalent to human women their 40s. In short, any Elf in her adolescent years or sexual prime will always appear young and beautiful to humans. An 18 year old human will likely not live to see to a 50 (18 in Elf years) year old Elf reach the human equivalent of 40. Likewise, an Elven "MILF" in her "30s" will not visibly age during a human's entire lifespan. In summation, any Elf in her adolescent years or sexual prime will always appear young and beautiful to Human males. >Notes from Samuel J. AllenThe average lifespan of an Elf is about 430 human years, though several from our focus groups lived to be over 500. Altena, the oldest Elf in our study, was 587 years old at the time of her death. She had an appearance equivalent to that of a human woman in her late 40s. During our six generations of research, the newborn Elves that my great-grandfather studied the early development of are just now reaching early middle age, and the young adults are far from reaching the end of their lifespans.
>>11505563In all fairness, I explicitly avoid his pictures that go too far with that other stuff
>>11505582What's the source for this one? SauceNao and other sites don't give anything.
>>11505839No idea, my boy. I wish I could help but it's just one of the many photographs acquired during my research on Elves.
>how to be tamed by your dragon
>>11510760Being vomited on by a giantess might be one of the grossest things that can happen to you
Me suffering eternal torment (giga paizuri) at the hands (tits) of a succubus (gf) after I reneged on our contract (I didn't let her win in smash)
>>11511297you bonehead. you give a succubus an inch and they'll take a mile. now that she's stuffed you between her tits and squashed you into a drooling mess once, she'll do it again. and again and again and again. maybe even shove you somewhere else. i don't know if you secretly wanted it or 'came' to a realisation while huffing giant succ titties, but once they know you like something they won't let it go.
>>11511616What an unusual view
>>11511616She saw it in her favorite romance manga once.
>>11511616>Oh god please don't fart
Can I interest you in a hot new property in a churning housing market? >Where would you stay on your danuki landlord?
>>11513237>Run, I'll hold her off!
>>11513054>Where would you stay on your danuki landlord?Which place has the cheapest rent?
>>11513392I'm gonna say her pussy before someone else comes in and says ass. Unless you count being made to squirm for 8 hours a day minimum as expensive.
>>11513432Well, the whole point of renting the cheapest area is to save up the money from working an actual job to get out of that dump, so if you have to work 8 hours a day just to stay for cheap then it defeats the point
>>11513392Inside tabi socks is cheap and only medium risk you get addicted to the capitalist raccooon pheromones. It's also very soft.The downside is that she may forget which socks you are staying in and put them on while you're in them. Or if you skip rent, well, the same thing.You can get further discounts if you pamper and worship her feet while she's working from home, paint her nails, etc.
>>11513432Ass is debtor's prison and/or anon is a perv that's also in her good books.>>11513434>Danuki pussy can be your forever home!
>>11513237>all that paunchMaybe that goblin should consider losing some weight, the gargantuan fatty.
>>11513570You’re volunteering to be her gym buddy.I hope you’re prepared for rag duty.Or to shout motivation from the perch of her fat green cleavage.
