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The silly Mii game on the Nintendo kind of gives me an outlet to create new robot girls with different personalities. I kind of ran out of the ones I want to make. So I need some new ideas. Making an idol turned into an armored melee tank was a neat idea. Could use some more long range units like artillery or snipers.
>>11512345>source got deletedA bit of a shame. That being said, love this image. Makes me thing about some scenario with a robot maid that was clearly not built for sex and whatnot lifting her skirt for her dear master who has developed feelings for her.The master instead of being weirded out finds her to be attractive in her own unique way. The robot maid feels really happy about being seen that way by him and being able to make him happy in this unusual way.
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>>11512357I like this one the best. The little head tilt and expression, the arms and robotic headband, the traditional maid at work pose. I like it a lot.
I wanna have a giant mansion with multiple robot maids equipped with tactical gear patrolling it at all times.The guns don't even have to be actually real nor the maids designed to fight, I just find such sight to be pretty fucking sexy and kinda hilarious in an endearing way. Also they perform a cute military salute whenever they see you.
>>11512361It's those little details. Anime maids are already one of the cutest things ever, combining them with robot girls just leads to insanely powerful results.
>>11512370I sort of have an idea for that. When the battle dolls aren't in combat they serve the manor via odd jobs to keep them busy. The all-round medium unit serves as a maid and personal bodyguard. The close-range melee unit is head of security. And the support cyberwar unit serves cyber security and information gathering. I also have a fast flying scout and a repair unit now. flying scout does recon around the manor. And when the repair unit isn't servicing the maintenance bay she's a nun in the chapel.
What would you do if your meidobot was an autistic goblin womanlet?
>>11512370I don't even know what I'm doing>Old police man is sent to investigate some mansion, his department thinks an illegal operation might be taking place there due to the high amount of armed personnel seen there>After arriving, he's greeted by a girl wearing a peculiar maid outfit, sporting combat boots, pauldrons and a tactical headset. She's also carrying some sort of futuristic gun>After a brief introduction, the young maid guided him to the living room. On their way there, he noticed 6 other armed maids patrolling the garden before being jumpscared by the sight of a girl identical to the maid walking alongside him>"May I ask you what brings you here today? Are you perhaps interested in playing with us?" Said the maid bringing him back to the real world, despite her gentle mannerisms her stare was unusually intense>The officer stuttered before replying and asking her about her gun and why the place needed so many armed maids>"This is a next-gen SMR watergun, modified to have a sleeker design and greater range than most waterguns. It is a direct descendant of... which first saw action in...">She kept force feeding him with trivia in a very robotic way, when she was apparently done she changed subjects before the man could talk>"As for me and my sisters, we were manufactured in Japan, originally designed to assist in department stores. Our master bought the entire stock before any store could order us, he not only assigned us with the role of maids but also found our true calling. Would you like to play with us?">The old man was baffled, not only was this his first time seeing an android but the borderline obsessive stare of the maid was starting to creep him out. He thought androids were supposed to look more fake, yet he got fooled for several minutes by her>"What do you mean by "play with us"!?" said the baffled man
>>11512370>>11512449>"Play a recreational game of water warfare with us. The kids of this neighborhood love it and visit us all the time to engage in combat with us." Said the maid without blinking>"Just how many maids are in this mansion!?">"Our numbers allow us to simulate a combat scenario of up to 64 players. The kids love the battle royale mode, it uses the entire mansion for the simulation, we reached an all time high of 92 players during a birthday party. A shame one of the older boys got banned by his superiors after he got caught taking photos of our underwear. Me an my sisters are now equipped with bloomers but we haven't seen him ever since.">The man had no idea how to think of all this ridiculous information before being interrupted again>"What will it be? A simple 6 vs 6 skirmish? Or perhaps you would like me to train you in our shooting range. I never miss." Said the maid without changing her expression, as a red light akin to a laser sight could be seen briefly in her intense stare>Aren't you robots weak to liquid damage?>"Please refrain from making such rude comments" Her expression changed for the first time, it was subtle but enough to have a frightening aura >The man was still puzzled over the ridiculous situation, before he could think about just leaving he got interrupted once again by the maid>"A 1 on 1 duel seems fitting for the occasion. The first player to score a hit wins, I shall be your opponent. Which weapon will you use?">"W-wha... sigh, just gimme what you're using. Anyway what are the rul-">The maid gave her gun to the ma before he could react and just as quickly she picked one of the water guns in the room>"The game will begin in 3...2...1" said the maid in her polite yet monotone voice as the baffled man ran outside the living room and into the pool area looking for good cover, last time he was in a gunfight was 2 decades ago
>>11512452>He was looking in all directions but the maid had disappeared, just when he came back to his senses and realized he was wasting his day here and he should just returned to his car and report that this case was nothing worth caring about, he noticed something moving inside the pool, it was the maid>Just before the man could even understand what was happening, the maid summersaulted out of the pool in quite the graceful fashion. The man opened fire at the maid with his water gun but she would dodge everything with her elegant movements>The man tried to calm down and focus his aim, remembering that shooting like this rarely gets the job done but as soon as he stopped shooting, a strange noise was emitted from the body of the maid>A sound akin to a hairdryer could be heard as some sort of vapor emanated from her body, drying her clothes in an instant. The maid then moved out of sight without leaving footprints or traces of water. The man opened fire just before she disappeared but it was too late.>In frustration the officer decided to run towards his car and forget about all this nonsense. Just before he could leave the mansion, he noticed some sort of energy wall blocking the way out.>"Stepping out of the combat zone is not allowed under this ruleset" said the obsessive maid as she reappeared seemingly from nowhere>The man opened fire again before realizing his gun had run out of water, he looked in all directions but since he tried to escape he was now cornered against the energy wall>The maid started walking slowly yet steadily towards him, a laser-sight was clearly being aimed at the man as he noticed that creepy red light was back in the pupils of the robot maid
>>11512372It's especially the neutral expression. She gives the vibe that she's not very emotive, very professional and business-like. Not cold or anything, but doesn't put herself out there. I like characters that don't show much emotion, because it makes you wonder what they're actually feeling and pay more attention to the tiny bits of expression they do display. It's like what I just said about mouthless robots. And then you stack that on top of her being a robot, where that factor's turned up to 11. It's great. Excellent robot-maid.
>>11512453>She kept a slow pace until they she was about 4 meters away from the old man, before aiming her gun right at the head of the man, finally opening fire>Perhaps it was due to how boring his line of work had been during the last decade, but the senior officer was taking this way too seriously and closed his eyes in defeat>"Target eliminated." The maid declared with her polite voice as a splash of water hit the old man in his forehead, the subtle yet creepy aura in her face disappeared as her usual smile returned>"That was very fun! Would you like to play again?" said the maid smiling gently at the officer before handing him over a towel>Later that day the old man was back home dining with his family>"Dad, why are your clothes all wet?" asked his son>"sigh..." The senior officer just looked at the roof without saying anything for about 10 seconds. "So, what did you do today in school, son?">"Not much, the rich kid wants me to come over to play water warfare at the mansion near his house next weekend though."The endYup, got no idea why I wrote this lmao, but robot maids are cute and I wanted to post something based on >>11512370Pic unrelated also
>>11512457Nice story. The maid just being harmlessly crazy was cute. Got baited again into thinking it was going to be lewder.
>"Boy I sure wish I had a robot maid I could bend over the table and clang repeatedly.">The ever faithful J:
>>11512392Lately my stupid fixation is a battle doll who's getting her first taste of suburban life after being born on the frontlines. Everyone around her is very supportive, but especially a certain squadmate's sassy black wife.>Babe, I hate to do this to you at such short notice, but our regular sitter pulled out. Could you look after DeMarcus Jr for the evening?>You would trust me, a machine designed only to kill, with your offspring's life?>Girl, I trusted you with my man's life for two years. At least with Junior you'll never need to talk him out of trying to eat a Tide Pod.Later she accidentally lets slip she's fully functional but would prefer to explore the human dating experience before she ever puts those features to use. Everyone tries to introduce her to their lesbian acquaintances until she's forced to correct them on her orientation.>Ay, hol' up. Someone built a body like yours, programmed it to like dick, stuck it in a tiny barracks with horny marines... and it walked out a virgin? OH MAH LAWD!
>>11512361I remember posting a story on here awhile back with this picture.>want to buy a higher end maid unit, but you don't have the money>only thing you can find in your price range is a beat up old combat unit>you buy her, fix her up, and install some servant programs>for some reason, whenever you ask her to do something, she asks "Authorize deadly force?">you have no clue how to disable this, but eventually you just get used to it>"Can you cook me some eggs for breakfast?""Authorize deadly force?">"No">One day you find a really big spider in the house>"Can you take care of that for me?""Authorize deadly force?">"...">"Sure">a huge grin stretches across her face>her arm opens up, revealing the barrel of a gun inside>she mag dumps the spider>she turns to face you, the gun retracting and her arm going back to normal"Target neutralized, master. Reporting 1 confirmed kill">"Thanks. Umm, can you help me move the couch over to cover up those holes in the floor""Authorize deadly-">"NO!"
>>11512781Wife.
>>11512781This has me thinking... In what countries would a civilian maid unit be more expensive than a military combat unit? I'm also talking about R&D, privacy peddling, software cost, etc?
>>11512370>>11512392I'd be very surprised if you hadn't played girls frontline because that's loosely what the characters are: in the pursuit of human-likeness androids are given various idiosyncrasies deep in their base layer neural programming, sometimes charming, sometimes obsessive.
>Why does engineer-san always take a photo of my back whenever I pose like this?
Liked this doujin a lot:https://e-hentai.org/g/3359258/97b722db66/Stuff like her unusual pupils and her behavior being clearly not quite the same as a human were pretty cute, also the ending was cute.Wished it had a bit more of a focus on the robutt's ass and details like the seams in her body during the lewder moments but overall it's pretty good.
I think she's been watching my anime collections while slacking off...
>>11512901I wanna hug her by surprise, with her thinking I'm not noticing her silly poses.
I might have made a mistake. I made the heavy artillery unit android "chubby". She's a bit slow in mobility. However she carries a heavy payload of missiles and mortars. This has led to higher energy consumption. Which has led to a... Hefty frame.
>>11512845The combat unit is modified for heavy-duty maid work (and priced accordingly) and rented out to recoup cost during peace-time.
>>11512248>Nothing weirder than reading a doujin with a mouthless robot girl suddenly having a mouth so that she can give head.On the other hand, a "mouthless" robot girl showing off a very non-human orifice as an alternative is top tier. Why settle for regular lips when she can open up the undulating silicone vacuum tunnel (for normal domestic tasks and nothing else)
>>11512901my dude you gotta put orig at the end, don't ruin your life with what are essentially thumbnails
I'm surprised I haven't seen Aria posted here yet
>>11513731People here hate gacha games
>>11513886Anon...?
>>11513886I don't like gacha, but I enjoy sexy and cute gacha girls. I bet most people around here do.
>>11513479Is this browser specific or am I just being retarded? Every time I change "normal" for "orig" nothing changes.
Business proposal: romcom slice of life about a certified robot technician and his childhood teacherbot (who he had a secret crush on when he was her student), who he got when she was being sold off as obsolete electronics (the school district expected she'd be scrapped for parts). About their lives together as he does his job and she looks for things to occupy her time with now that she's retired.
Still a bit salty that World Flipper is dead and Dia never became that popular.
>>11513982She cute, at least.
>>11512966Getting some pretty strong WOULD signals from that description. I think I saw a Guntank personification that fit that bill a while ago.
>>11514000She's got muscle but she's also a bit pudgy.
>>11513895at the end, it'll say "?format=jpg&name=medium" and you just change the name field to "orig"
>>11513982One of my favorite gacha robot girls. Absolute cutie.
>>11513890Girls Frontline is special and chancore so it gets a pass.
>>11513886I don't hate gacha but very few handle robot girls in a way that doesn't disappoint me, with many featuring that brand of robot girl that looks entirely human and you only get the robot spice in their lore. Not that this approach is inherently bad but I just wish it wasn't that uncommon to get actual robot girls. It gets worse when they're more likely to use the girls that actually feel like robots as just enemies. A cool villain can be entertaining and likeable in their own way, but eventually I just can't help but to hate when I'm supposed to cheer for the most normal looking girl and clap when the more exotic type of girl gets beaten mercilessly by those.Both of these also happen in anime and manga, but since so many gacha have the selling point of "get and interact with many pretty girls" excluding the exotic girl out of that just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.tl;dr ningen supremacists strike again
Her expression makes me think someone just told her how her big thighs make her look fat.
Singer: 007 Minase IoriEnergy full. System starting. Check. Gyro normal, actuator normal. Memory circuit... error occurred. Non-standard memory detected. Noise removal impossible. Ring, Earth... What is this? ...No. Singing is my mission.
>>11514399Anal idol is now a robot?
>I l-lived, b-b-bitch. >*cough*>Ow.
Make a little AI slop comic(1/4)
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>>11515085(4/4)>"You should not take it personally. My image processing system is at least 100x faster than yours."
>>11512342I think I'd like to see more robot girls with mismatched parts.
>>11515083Why do you so shamelessly admit that?
>>11515193fuck the hatersseethe and cope
>>11513886That's valid, I really love her design though>>11513982Dia is also cute as fuck>>11514314Yeah the whole "human form" hologram thing is bullshit and stupid but I ain't playing the game I just save the robot art
>>11515444Is that her butthole?
>>11515449What, the silver triangle? No
>>11515449Image feels 10 times lewder now lmao.
>>11513898I've never wanted to fuck a vtuber so hard.
>>11515444Yeah the "just download fanart" is more often than not the winning move.
>>11514314I thought Toki from BA was an android. A bit disappointed that wasn't the case.For a game with plenty of demon girls and cat girls roaming around it would've been nice to have a few androids among the students.
She overheated again... maybe I should upgrade her fans.
>>11515596You should look into liquid cooling.
>>11515596Screw liquid cooling, add subtle vents on her armpits!
>>11514943https://nymp4.rule34.xxx//images/1887/c36cfe706dad31bd0dc7ecf227da7fa6.mp4?11587350
>>11515596>buying a fat robutt so that she can fart on your sausage wild
>>11515477>>11515478>In the future, you build a waifu luke you would a pc>Saving up on individual parts, buying them over the course of months>Finally finished, just need to settle on a final outer shell>But there's a problem>You've been so eager in this pastime, you're nearly broke>You can only afford a partial shell, the rest has to go to rent, food, etc>It's a coin flip on what you want more. Should she have a realistic vagina so you can finally have sex? Or soft lips, for blowjobs?>Eventually opt for the latter, and by saving in the luscious hair you wanted, you're able to give her fleshy hands and feet>And the pelvic joints? Tfw you've gained a new fetish for exposed robotics>Flash forward, its been over a year and neither of you even realize she still doesn't have leg skin. This is just how she is and you can't be happier
>>11515477ngl, before I saw >>11515478 I thought the name behind her was Mech GI. Made me picture her hitchhiking through rural Oregon being hassled by the sheriff.
>>11516239>the virgin "my robot wife can run Doom!">the chad "my robot wife can run Typing of the Dead while looking at me full of embarrassment"
>>11516247Where's the screen?
>>11512896>Loving a robot prostitute so much you awaken her heart.I never thought a hentai doujin could make me shed tears.
>>11516248That's probably the real reason why she is so embarrassed, the actual video output is being displayed on a separate screen.
>>11516253I ended up liking that a lot too. Normally prostitute + robot is a sure way to end up with a "has no value" label but the guy still cared about her and whatnot, surprisingly sweet.
>>11512896Reminds me of this.
Tomboy childhood friend gfbot (she was put through multiple phases of growth, like a human)
>>11516269Shoulda sprung for the deluxe I/O package.
>>11516348>top is built into herAre the rest of her clothes built into her too?
>>11512896That honestly was really cute
>>11516630Shoes and gloves might be. But the skirt looks too flexible for me to say yes to.
>gfbot starts worrying about the possibility of (You) leaving her for a human girl, with a reproductive system and everything
>>11516768>not installing a reproductive system in your gfbotskill issue
>>11516630That's how they get you, it's like dlc.
how do I stop myself from looking at current robotech and thinking "I could do better"
>>11515824>go through all the trouble of building a sexbot>settle for only blowjobs>can't fuck it>can't lap pillow itThis is pretty gay
>>11516253Robot girls are pure enough that this could happen. A biocunt would never do that
>>11515824>In the future, you build a waifu luke you would a pcI dream this will be the case. Assuming we even do reach that point, I think i'll be too old and my dick won't even work anymore. At least I could build her like a victorian maid and dress up in a similar era formal suit and she serves me fancy little cakes and tea.
>>11515824>In the future, you build a waifu luke you would a pcI wish this would be true. But right now we're speedrunning into a gay WEF distopian mass surveilence state.
>>11517154>WEF>it's another "the WEF has actual power and isn't just an annual LARPfest, a bunch of electronic old men and their flexibility playing at running the world" episode
>>11517159>electronic old men.I just imagined old men turning themselves into robots. lol
>>11517163What if they turned themselves into robot girls?
>>11517038By doing better
>>11517163>>11517179>they don't know
>>11517366Admittedly, that's a hot malfunction
>>11515087Can professor Hag take off her head?
>approach robutt with my trademark line>"Hey baby, you look like you can run DOOM">works like a charm>go somewhere private>start by literally installing and running doom on her>software modification leads to foreplay>go all the way>the next morning, she's panicking a little>what if she's pregnant>never fear, I say, I have a pregnancy test right here>the pregnancy test is running DOOM
>>11517820But can she run Crysis?
what measure is a robot?
>>11518081My favorite size is 12 inches tall.
>>11518081I like 'em tall.
https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/10000253
>>11518457I probably should have finished reading this before I linked it
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>>11518445>she knows exactly why you bought them...putting it that way I feel bad. >Please Master, I'm just here for clean, I'm not build for things like that...Getting a mite too real there.
>>11518457I ain't clicking that shit, ningen.jpg
>>11518458>>11518620After reading this post I mean
I thought of a tiny village where the mannor maid robots can take time off. It takes place in a basement terrarium. Maids take control of proxy dolls which are no more than 8 inches tall. Maids take control of proxies whenever their main bodies are under repairs. This allows the maids to continue running their software without a hard shut down.Some maid robots develope Alice in Wonderland syndrome and get a minigirl fetish.
>>11518491Because the twist is that she's not actually a robot
>>11518715Glad I didn't click lmaoShame since the image looked really cute.
>>11518749I mean it's still pretty good, it's just brain chip girl sexo instead of robot sexo
>>11518457That was pretty good.>>11518458Though this is also true.
>>11512396>Maid Uzi Give me maid N instead.
>>11518870This image activates my neurons in ways I can't express.
>>11518445>6'2">tallIf my head isn't at her groin level when we are both standing then she isn't tall
>>11518715>>11518749Now I really want some doujin featuring lots of cuddles with that type of "simple" looking robot
>>11519156I read "simple robot" and immediately pictured snuggling with a roomba
>>11519242a roomba is fine too...
>>11519261Oh, I wasn't judging. I'm still down for her if she has a horny personality, I know what I am
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>>11512966Tbh chubby and fat robots are such missed opportunities. Heavy artillery large spare parts storage, complex mechanism space, coolant reserves, or even just frame protection against blunt damage. When designing to look humanoid fatness is overlooked and thus so many utility and tactical advantages are overlooked. It's hard being a robot and fat fetishist.
>>11519346At best she'll be a bara-strongfat unit.
>>11519346>Brosnan Robotics
>>11519346>why does it have big breast and fat butt?>cushioning in case it fall >why have you not added cushioning on elbows and knees?>bot is programed to fall on hands and feet when posible and joints are durable enough in rare cases when it fails to do so that it can RTB on its own>why isn't head and face cushioned when it is so much fragile and houses equipment important for missions?>...Fuck you?
>>11519865I got around this by putting the brain in the torso. The head is just a camera/sonar and speaker.
>>11519865>>why isn't head and face cushioned when it is so much fragile and houses equipment important for missions?I believe the face looking human would entail ample opportunity to have such, with the consequence of VERY squishy and pinchable cheeks.
>>11519883Slash onahole?
>>11520221Battledolls can survive without arms, legs, or heads. However the torso can easily be captured if there's no limbs. But as long as the torso can be salvaged the doll's data and personality can be saved.
I like robots that come back still functioning from combat with blown off limbs. It's like airplanes that come back with bullet holes in them. As long as the robot's core systems is in tact she can be repaired and returned to service. Modular robotics also leads to modular prosthetics in cyborgs.
>>11521223That's the best.
>working in office>monitor suddenly comes on>your robowife's face appears>"Sorry, I got caught on a recon mission, haha, so I initiated an emergency transfer of my core personality back here. The guy who got me seems pretty sadistic, so I left my body running a program crying your name.">Another monitor turns on>It's an incoming message that guy>"Hello Anon, I believe I have something that belongs to you.">He lifts the robot into view>"But I'm afraid it's suffered a little... damage...">He jams a screwdriver into the eyeball>"Anon! Please... Help me...">Text flashes on the other monitor>TRY TO LOOK SAD>I DOWNLOADED 80 TERABYTES OF DATA FROM HIS SERVERS>HE'S TOO DUMB TO REALISE THE TRANSMITTER IS STILL ACTIVE>THE LONGER HE WASTES DESTROYING NON-VITAL COMPONENTS, THE MORE DATA WE CAN RECEIVE
>>11521319>you sigh>she's always doing stuff like this, dragging you into her counter terrorist exploits>this is the 4th time this week and it's only Tuesday
>>11519261Roombas have lots of pinch points. And it'll be doing its sad "bee-booooop" 'I'm stuck' noise the whole time you try to free yourself
>>11521319I'd still kill him anyways just on the general principle of the matter. If I'd shoot someone breaking into my house what do you think I'd do to someone harming my wife?
>>11519381>Leading the way in robotic architecture
>>11521747Isn't that Nikke?
>>11522198I like her face.
I was messing with my model kits, and I accidentally made this maid looking robo out of spare parts. Figured I'd share.
>>11522652Cute.
>>11522185There's definitely architect-approved Nikkes
>>11522652Quick question - can you fuck the robot?
>>11515465Oh hey that's mine. Based, I've got more art of her coming soon.
>>11523103Eventually. Its an ongoing process of improvement.
>You've messed up the body again! Can't you treat it with more care?!>What can I do? The enemy was surprisingly strong.>Ah, this needs an overhaul!>What?! Again?!
>(Ugh, this is kind of embarrassing...)>Ah, even the frame is falling apart! Why's there so much trash accumulated here?!>It's not trash! It's bullets and stuff!!
>Robot-chan gets her head knocked off/blown off after every mission.>Robot-chan has a collection of heads with different features because of this.>She swaps heads almost every day with each head having its own personality.>Sometimes she puts on an adapter to give her two heads just for fun with each head controlling one side of the body.
>>11523758>>11523760Wonderful.How do bullets accumulate in a robot's frame?
>>11524201Some bullets lose momentum going through the first plate of armor that they can't pierce through. So they ricochet inside the robot's shell. There's actually anti-personell ammo that does this to humans.
>bored, decide to fuck around with Grok (I know, AI, sue me) since apparently you can generate some half-decent stories with it>hoping it can give me something to work through my own writer's block>visit the various boards' AI threads to figure out prompting, spin it up>12' humanoid (but mecha-looking) cargo bot that everyone calls K8 for her first two serial digits, sweet as a button>myself as her maintenance engineer, a secret robophile that struggles to not molest her plates and polymers during servicing>holiday weekened starts, hangar closes up, everyone goes home except for myself>burn the story slowly as me having to give K8's parts one last checkup management ordered (lie) while I struggle to speak the words I've held for her for months>Grok's outputs are pretty good with a little wrangling, gets a bit repetitive sometimes>eventually work up the nerve to shoot my shot, confess to K8>get hit with the following line out of fucking nowhere in the output>"You’re careful and nice and you talk to me like I matter. So if loving me makes you happy, then... I love you too? Is that how it works?" She let out a soft, ditzy little laugh, the sound echoing gently in the quiet bay.>heart_implosion.flac
Happiness is finding a robot girl in ruins and putting her back together.
>>11524747>AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
>>11525149No, actually. I did a few more prompts before I had enough of what I needed.As our first 'date', we sat in front of a wall of cargo boxes that I projected movies upon (her first time watching them, having only seen snippets that dock workers would show her in passing), and we watched them long into the night. I'd answer her curious, endless questions about what she saw, and reassured her that she didn't have to be like the more human-like, smaller robot girls in the movies for me to love her. I spent that whole night comfortably cuddled into one of the sections of her polymer 'skin' that she has on common contact points (read: nestled in the crook of her thighs) until I fell asleep.All in all, 7.5-8/10 on the ningen scale.
If you take a robots virginity and then hit the factory reset button, does she become a virgin again?
>>11525625I guess it's like removing the peel plastic from an electronic; only mentally, physically still used.
Battle dolls love displays of affection after combat regardless of how damaged they are.
>>11525625>hit the factory reset buttonYou fucking monster.>>11525632>physically still usedThat's only a hardware refit away from being undone as well. Waifubots sometimes hold on to the onahole component they had their first time with, though. Keep in a special little drawer. It's romantic, if a little gross. >>11523758>>11523760Please do the rest.
>be on date with robutt who looks like a 20something>she keeps telling you funny stories about her past husbands she outlived and the kids the two of them adoptedHagbot wife: discuss?
>>11526852If she looks like a 20something, how do you know she's a robot instead of a vampire, or a golem, or a djinn?
>>11526852As long as the maintenance is up to date there's no mechanical issue. The main issue is software side - is she able to pairbond with a new user? It was a pretty widely discussed issue back in the day - I remember reading about it in dad's old issues of Androids and Robotics Monthly.
>>11526925You can always write new software for old hardware assuming you know the machine language used to program her.
>>11527064>meet a new robutt>casually wipe her OS and put new software on herPretty rude, to be honest.
>>11527453Did I say anything about wiping her clean you autistic prick? I said you can write new software with machine language. This includes security updates to the OS and hardware.
>>11527453>>11527492Is it rude to ask if she's LTS? Do you need to have a few dates before dropping the question?
>>11527492Calling someone else autistic when you're in a thread about fucking robots is pretty wild, unc.
Please post pictures too.
Or else.
>>11527917>>11527918>>11527922Don't care about Overwatch but this is pretty nice, hope she gets plenty of fanart showing her giving head with those dick sucking lips.
>>11527917Desperate.
>>11527917>CavalrySome mobile game bullshit, I assume? And aren't the robots the bad guys in this?
>>11527492You should be banned from going 10 yards within a robot girl because of your behavior. I'm making a list of robot abusers and you're on it.
>>11528217 (me)I'll go even further. Permanent electronics ban. Robot abusers will be forced to live like luddites with no access to electricity or telephone. No electric power tools. No computer. No electronics except for the GPS collar on your neck that will strangle you to death/decapitate you if you leave the no electronics zone.
>>11528220>sentenced to luddite prison camp for the usual reasons; reprogramming robogirls and whatnot>get to the border of the compound>enforced by curmudgeonly old bot girlsAre they stupid?
>>11528375Not only are they scientifically designed to be as unappealing to robofuckers as mathematically possible, they have the remotes to your collar and if you managed to get within ten feet of one of them your collar would go off anyways
Is luddite prison camp temporary or permanent?
>>11528470It's temporary in the same way that the time your consciousness is present in your meat chassis is temporary.
>>11528616So if you get sent to luddite camp that's it? You're exiled from civil society forever? I thought the time would be based on sentencing. You robots are harsh.
>>11528616Better earn that sentence then.>Writes MorrisWorm2.0 and inserts it into the next security update for the most common robutt OS
I guess this is what happens when we allow sapient artificial intelligence to run for office. Those that don't serve the robots are labled luddites and are exiled forever. To the robot society is a living organism. Anything that hinders society's operations is cancer that must be killed or removed.
Okay, so say I put my brain in a robot body, and there's a war, robots versus humans. Which side am I on?
There are so many faggots enamored with the idea of breaking, hacking and abusing robot girls that I can't be mad at this luddite exile idea.The human brain autopiloting into "hit her with a sledgehammer! Fry her circuits!" after being presented with the idea of a beautiful completely subservient woman that will never say no or require you to treat her decently is something that needs to be studied.
>>11528636What's there to study? These ningen are cancer to society and must be removed. They should be grateful for exile otherwise they'll just be killed on the spot.
>Get sent to no technology camp in Africa because I suggested to write security updates via machine language for robots with out of service software because legally that's reprogramming.Fuck the law I guess.
>>11528636>hacking is luddite behavior >a beautiful completely subservient woman that will never say no or require you to treat her decentlyYou don't understand anything.
>>11528636Spicy take, I like it. Can't say I disagree though, I'd rather just fuck the robomaid and ask her for a bj after she serves me breakfast each morning.
>>11528640I'm not against that personally, I'm just against the idea of brain raping robot girls.>>11528641>>11528642Anon, you're malfunctioning.>>11528644Don't forget to pet her head.
>>11528645I don't want to hear that from you.
>>11528640>>11528642>>11528644Robots are sapient people with rights. If you cannot and will not accept this as law then you will be removed from civil society and imprisoned in sub-sahara Africa with no metal and no electronics forced to work in plantations.
>>11528645>I'm not against that personally, I'm just against the idea of brain raping robot girls.and before someone goes "but what if its consensual?", I mean stuff the robutt clearly never wanted and is just being done out of some twisted fascination to see something dehumanizing happening to her, not her just clearly having a fetish for that and being fine with it.
>>11528647>Robots are sapient people with rights>a beautiful completely subservient woman that will never say no or require you to treat her decentlyI'm getting mixed messages here.
>>11528647I see that you have spent so long in your hugbox that you are literally seeing monsters out of people's shadows. I hope you get worse fast enough to get banned.
>>11528629The cyborg fence-sitting squad.
>>11528647Even if it wasn't sapient, having a strong desire to break a beautiful robot girl makes me side that lewdite exile initiative or whatever it is called. Her being sentient would make it even more fucked up.
So what's your opinion about supported outdated robot girls via hardware emulation? Like how her software can only run on certain hardware. So you emulate the hardware as precise as you can to interact with newer hardware.
>>11528640>>11528647This is making me horny for dark skinned robot girls. Now I wanna see one wearing that sexy outfit the black chick from RE5 had, highlighting her cute spherical jointed butt a lot.
>>11528657Would make for a nice story, something involving some guy who doesn't want to replace his old robot lady and goes to great lengths to be able to interact with her once replacing her hardware becomes nearly impossible
>>11528661They do this already with video game consoles. Plus there's Windows virtual machines for Windows 95, 98, and XP. The Switch 2 has an emulation layer for Switch 1 games. So emulation might be the best way to preserve robots that don't have a manufactuer anymore.
>>11528661Got some ideas for that but I'm way too busy with irl stuff to write a proper greentext story so here's something at the top of my head and most likely plenty of gaps in logic>Human gets into coding to try to save her obsolete robot girl after many of her components stop working and she becomes unable to activate properly>Spends countless sleepless nights learning the ropes and eventually writing a halfway decent program to be able to interact with her OS and communicate with her again.>Emulation is deeply imperfect, so plenty of her personality quirks and memories are not working as intended or even getting corrupted>The guy has spent so many nights doing nothing but code both his physical and mental health have deteriorated to a worrying degree since more and more of the robot lady's components are starting to fail more frequently>One day he collapses from exhaustion and is sent to a hospital, far away from his PC so he can't do any progress. The guy is really mad about this and tells the staff at the hospital to let him go back to work. Doctor truth-bombs him about how he is clearly not going to last long if he doesn't get some proper treatment>He is unable to return for several weeks and is insanely frustrated about this turn of events. >He returns home expecting the worst only to find out that the robot girl herself ended up improving the code her human partner wrote, after realizing how depressed he is over the idea of losing her forever if no major progress is made. Not only that but she was the one that requested an ambulance and told them to give him the best treatment and to not let him do unwise actions>She is clearly still showing some glitches in her personality but this is the first time they are able to talk with each other like they used to in months.Or something along those lines
>>11528644>I'd rather just fuck the robomaid and ask her for a bj after she serves me breakfast each morning.You're a louse anon.
I remember losing a robot wife who burned out one day. She was old hardware interacting with new hardware via emulators. Her old hardware was so melted it was impossible to replace. I stayed with her until the end.At least she left behind blueprints for a future proofed daughter. It was expensive building a goddess but I managed. The daughter is modular enough where she can form circuits using nanotech to fit almost any electronic imagineable for the next hundred years. Downside is she needs the AI core of a spaceship to run. So she interacts with the world through artificial bodies called proxies which contain enough of her data and personality to run on local hardware.
>>11527922>"Pale skin">Red eyes>Villanous, arrogant looksShe just needs some extra teaspoons of Japanese character design magic to be an absolute beauty, not bad.
>>11528620Wiping a robot's OS kills them. And you did it on purpose. That's premeditated murder.>>11528622This is thousands of counts of first degree attempted murder. No camp for you, youre going straight to recyc.
>>11528733I did not say wipe the OS. I only brought up the idea of using machine language to patch up security vulnerabilities.
>>11528693>Sure, your parents love you>But do they love you enough to have your brain be an unreachable satellite and give you multiple bodies to use?
>>11528712A frilly outfit would be a nice addition to that combination, just saying.
>>11528738Without their consent. That's morally wrong
>>11529133lmaothis is just making me think about some grumpy robot lady complaining about constant updates, similar to how much people hate the constant BS updates windows and modern phones have
>>11529137>picAli...Ali's sister...Ali...Ali's sister...
>>11529153What?
>>11529133No shit. Updates, mods, and emu-layers would be for those that want them.
>>11528712>She just needs some extra teaspoons of Japanese character design magic to be an absolute beauty, not bad.Rich demon robot lady made with authentic glorious Nippon steel folded over 1000 times.
>>11529159Dumb Zoomzoom.
>>11529196What??
>>11529196They don't even know how to type with boxing gloves on
>>11529325>>11529326>>11529327>>11529328Always a joy seeing redesigns of cute girls as robot girls. Wish more people would draw more porn based on such concept.
>Those new Japanese parts you ordered for me just arrived...
>>11529703She looks less than thrilled.
>>11529706It's more of a tired sigh, because she's used to your shenanigans. She'll play along for now, but all in all she's over your shit.
>>11529711If she's so unhappy with me, she's not forced to stay. Instead of the high-end charger that precisely tunes the energy delivery she can use the public chargers that just slam the amps in as fast as possible to maximize turnaround. Instead of all the premium cleaners, conditioners, and lubricants picked out just for her, she can go through the local RoboWash, etc. She has free will, it's her choice.
>>11529326>>11529325Someone need mod this in the remake
>>11529817Why do you fags always have to turn robot girl fantasies into shit that sounds straight out of the mind of someone who wants to beat his wife.
>>11529980The og post with the pic was supposed to be a cute "anon is dating mean villainess robutt and gave her sexbot parts as a present, she's not entirely sure how to react" rather than dysfunctional relation stuff.
>>11529982>Buying your robo-gf edgerunner of a punk those preem guns she's always been wantedthey're smartlinked>But also buying her an upgrade to her vaginal unit
>>11530014>TWO DIFFERENT FEETLike seeing a car with mismatching doors. You just know she's been around the block a few times.
do you guys have anything with adachi rei
>>11529980The difference is I'd never beat a robot girl.
>>11530025You should try it, and break your hand.
>>11530040Not entirely related but it would be fun to see the usual "faggot spills glass of water on a robot girl's open panel for his own amusement" only to see the robot girl do some insane cqc maneuver and twist his arm in the most painful way possible, all while she still maintains her polite voice.
>>11530040He said he'd never, anon.
>>11529703>>11529982Fanartists are doing a great job with her design.This one makes her look more like a "wacky auntie" type of woman.
>>11530084>Robot hag that got herself a pair of handguns and tries to strike cool poses and act gangsta to impress her younger peers but just ends up looking ridiculous in the processStrong would.
>>11529817You can tell anon has never been with a woman, let alone one who is ride or die, who no longer laughs at your corny jokes but still appreciates them.
>>11530094There are few things I like more than cringy ningen that makes lame puns constantly + kuudere non-human girl that doesn't laugh at them but on closer inspection you can tell they both really care for each other.Totally not self inserting.
>>11528133Cavalry is just an unofficial Overwatch news source, she's coming to the main game. She is also indeed a bad guy.The animated short for her is pretty nice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKJL7JfIvNg
>>11530097Christ, this writing...The little whirs as she walks at the start are the best part. Love stuff like that.
>>11530087This is giving me some cute ideas. Some type of "nonthreatening antagonist" similar to this description who is always followed by a group of cute, short mass-produced androids that seem to be emotionless. They rarely seem to react to anything but sometimes you see one or two of them going "yay..." or "do your best..." in their robotic, monotone voice to try to cheer their boss or something. Despite looking weaker and younger than their boss, they sometimes give the impression of being more mature than her but they're way too gentle to tell her she's being incompetent.
>>11530040Robot girls have a pure love that biocunts are unable to simulate effectively. Robot girls deserve affection, not violence.
>>11529706>>11529711>>11529982She ended up liking those new parts.
>>11529703>>11530580>...Why is she so silent about this?
So what's your opinion about robots that mod themselves to be attractive to human men?
>>11530580>>11530944Why are you asking so many questions anon? You're starting to piss her off!Jokes aside, I like to think she's being silent because she is a villainess so she wouldn't like to have a vulnerable or submissive side of her exposed. She turned off her speech module temporarily to avoid moaning or doing anything that could break her professional killer image.>W-what!? His penis was way smaller just a minute ago, h-how and when did it get so big!? I already promised my ningen I was going to perform a titjob+blowjob combo for him to celebrate our anniversary...>>11531063I usually tend to prefer "human loves her just the way she is" stuff and whatnot but some modifications are fine too as long as it isn't anything way too outrageous that pretty much makes her look like an entirely different person in the process.Say if a robot girl is a flattie with a toaster chest and wants to be seen as prettier so she gets herself a less boxy chest, I think it could lead to some cute scenario or interaction. Same for more common stuff like some robutt getting breast enhancements or special modules so that she can have sex.BUT if its something like robot girl that just wants to sacrifice all of her robot traits to look like a regular human that just sounds like someone who hates herself or some writer forcing ningen propaganda about robot girls not deserving to be loved for what they are.Maybe some robot gyaru toaster could be cute. Like a robot girl with a very clunky design modifying herself with all these ultra girly parts and decals to look prettier despite still looking clearly robotic.
>>11531063Like a skinjob, wide hips, big tits? Makes herself look like a conventionally attractive human woman? I'm a robo-fag, I wouldn't like that at all. She'd probably be disappointed at that.
>>11519346Late as hell, but I thought about posting a fat robot here, but eh, I don't think the other anons would care for it
>>11531089Go ahead, I like chubby girls too.
>>11531063>>11531082>Like a skinjob, wide hips, big tits? Makes herself look like a conventionally attractive human woman?Am I weird for feeling bad about this type of idea?It just sounds like the robutt equivalent of some hardcore body image mental disorder.
>>11531063You mean like making herself more mechanical? Exposed joints and all that good stuff?
>>11531220Possible if she's looking for robophiles.>>11531075I wonder what a gyaru-robo would look like.>>11531082Possible. Though she might have a bad time passing the uncanny valley if she just looks like a Barbie doll.
>>11531109Well, it's a step above chubby, but I'll post it since the thread's reached the bump limit(Also apologizes about the resolution being a bit low)
>>11531559American SUV edition.ngl it is pretty cute
>>11531119Not in the slightest, for the same reason it'd feel bad with a human woman. Please love yourself, robo-chan.
>>11531880>picThink those yellow things are built into her or are they just addons and she has artificial skin-covered stumps under then?>running the magnets and such for her arms is pretty taxing>when she's lounging around at home she tries to do as much as she can without them
>>11532031>>11532032I never had any interest in Lalah in terms of sex appeal but man, I'd fuck this version of her so hard every single newtype in the solar system would be aware of it.
>>11532045https://youtu.be/YEzte98sl9M
>>11531063I like the idea a lot; to me an ideal robot doesn't have a strong sense of physical self. Other than its brain/computing core (which limits its intelligence) it would look for parts based on what it wants to do. If the human it's dating prefers digitigrade legs, it would swap its current legs for that without much sentimentality. Would it do it on its own, or wait for its human to tell it what to do, though? I guess it depends on their relationship. If both are equals, I can imagine the robot analyzing which humans or robots its human look at with lust, and then getting the components that represent the statistically optimal level of arousal for its human.
>>11532179What if she starts switching it up herself and observing your physiological responses to each try on?>swap out chest for a bigger one>subject A (designation: boyfriend) blood flow increase recorded.>repeat experiment with similar results>repeat experiment with similar results... again? Ok, wow, apparently he likes them big>max capacity reached for chest size. Further increases may result in breach of warranty.>time to change tactics and experiment>digitigrade legs: experiment successful>additional leg (3 total): experiment successful>4 legs: successful>5 legs: okay...>7 legs? Why 7 specifically?>rollerblades added. What is with this guy?>weapon platforms added: highest endorphin spike by FAR>cranium unit replaced with what is essentially just a speaker box with an LED "eye">this somehow causes the highest hormone level within him, and the 2 of them fuck for hours>she questions whether she should keep going. Will he ever be satisfied?>little does she know that he loves her unconditionally and only wants to be with her, even if she was a toaster.
>>11532179If my robowife tried this on me scientifically, she would end up looking perfectly flat-chested (0mm tits), petite-sized, half-plated in lurid bubblegum colors and half-exposed machinery, with permanent rollerblades, with her internal machine oil emitting a persistent, strong, almost asphyxiating smell of asphalt mixed with girl pee and onion-like body odor (a chemical cocktail she fine-tuned to drive me insane), a set of fully automatic self-pumping and self-lubricating vaginal and french-kissing units (passion fruit flavored), a pair of star-shaped yellow antennae that can reach over to plug my ears during sex and put me in an ASMR trance, and a cheerful, bubbly personality, somewhat airheaded but nymphomaniac and a bit yandere. (How cooked am I?)
>>11530067Da fuq, when did they made anime of this?!
>>11532713This thread need a curated list of anime, manga and novel recommendations.
>>11532720I remember /a/ making few of those, gotta check my archives when I get off work.
>>11532696>How cooked am I?significantly more that you know this in such detail and tell random strangers on the internet about it than if that were just the answer.
>>11532827random anonymous strangers are a lot safer than someone you actually know though.
Would you love Robot-chan even if she was only an animatronic head on a computer box?
>>11533440Yeah.
>>11528629Cyborg mercenary who can work for either side
>>11533440See >>11532586
You’re about to die again.
