The rules:>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.>Remember that we're here to have fun!Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/11489129Finding a good image to fit the thread was hard
Wishes from last thread:>>11523372>I wish I could open a store selling magical swimsuits in a fantasy world to all sorts of races>>11523016>I wish to be bloated. Genie decides how: weight gain, cum inflation, hyperpregnancy... As long as I get big and plump.>>11522988>I wish I was the living dungeon in the pic, cuddlefucking anyone who enters my domain until they become submissive, docile pets.
>>11523764>>11522320>I wish to be a cute girl with a loving lesbian twin>>11522307>I wish I was a cute mage girl with a perverted (but nice) older female mentor>>11522296>I wish I was a sexy alchemist
>>11523764>>11523016 Granted! I'm gonna make you bloated in a way that's inspired by the image you provided as inspiration. You're suddenly going to find your body fattened and blown up like a seven-foot wide balloon, and that it's filled with a thick buttercream-like frosting. You've been converted into a biological frosting generating machine, constantly dribbling the stuff from your swollen tits. You can suck on them yourself, the frosting tastes like sugary condensed milk, and it's fattening enough to sustain you on your own cream alone. That's not all, because if you squeeze hard enough you can fill entire rooms with your naturally produced frosting.Of course, why should I stop at just you getting to enjoy feeling bloated like this? Wouldn't you want to share your frosting titty milk with others? Well like it or not, like flies to honey, your frosting will attract other people to you because of how delightful it'll smell. If other people eat it, they'll quickly get a mild addiction to it, and do everything they can to eat more of your frosting. As they do, their own bodies will bloat and fatten to match yours, skin softening and smoothing to match yours, breasts swelling to match yours. They'll start producing fattening frosting themselves, gorging themselves on their own thick cream to satisfy their newfound cravings. Here's something new though, the more people you transform into bloated cream factories, the wider and taller you'll start to grow, inches at a time. Plus, the bigger you are, the more cream you make! You'll be treated like a frosting goddess before too long, and everyone, especially you, will get to enjoy it all!
>>11523767>I wish to live comfortably (and dangerously) in a superhero world where nearly all superhumans are ultra super sized fatblob women who permanently fart, even when in their civilian identities. I also wish I were dating this universe's Spider-Woman, get to have regular sex with her, and be kidnapped by her rogues gallery on a regular basis (and that I can have sex with them too but Spider-Woman's chill with that so long as she and I are each others' number one).
>>11523765>>11522307>I wish I was a cute mage girl with a perverted (but nice) older female mentorWish granted!You are now a cute young peasant woman with magical aptitude. You'll encounter a travelling wizard, a woman of great beauty and aptitude. She will offer to train you for free, an invaluable gift.However, you will rapidly discover that this woman is as crazy as she is powerful. Years of magical experimentation have given her a massive libido and an endless streak of bizarre fetishes. Her overall lewdness will constantly fluster you. Your teacher is a big believer in teaching you how to swim by tossing you in the deep end of the pool. You might wake up with a fetish for latex bandage one morning, and be unable to come until you've used alchemy to create a latex suit to bind yourself in. You might be locked for a week in a cave with a fire elemental, unable to pleasure yourself. This will do wonder to teach you how to wield fire magic well enough to let the fire elemental eat you out.Your teacher's perversion will mean a life of chaos and skipping from town to town. Your teacher is not a bad person, often taking time to fight evil. However her perspective on sexuality will not be popular. The king might be happy you've saved his daughter, but less happy when he finds out your teacher poured your love potion in the castle's main well.
>>11523899Every time you will think to yourself that you've hit the peak of degeneracy, your teacher will introduce you to another fetish. Uncannily, she will be able to read your soul perfectly. Every degenerate thing she has you do, you will find that in your heart of heart you really enjoy it. Embarrassment and lust will be the dominant emotions of your life.After fifty years of apprenticeship, your teacher will reach the end of her magical life span. She will teach you her final spell: a way to cheat death through a form of reincarnation. You will be given the ability to find a young woman with magical potential, and mold her soul into a copy of your teacher's. Through years of happy sexual debauchery, you would be able to turn your pupil into your own former mentor. Of course, your teacher cannot force you to seek a student of your own and rewrite her life. You are free to spend your next 200 years as a beautiful woman, the strongest mage in the land. But perhaps your soul has been changed? With a mind more lustful than most succubus, you might struggle to find anyone you relate to as deeply as your teacher. And perhaps, in your old days, it might be helpful to have a student to awaken your future reincarnation to their true self?>I wish for society to see gyarus as the ideal women. While many may enjoy it, and many others might dislike it, being a slutty happy-go-lucky tanned woman with blonde hair is seen as the apex of feminine virtue.
>>11523764>I wish I could open a store selling magical swimsuits in a fantasy world to all sorts of racesGranted. You live in a fantasy world that has been through an apocalypse, and now basically 99% of it has been flooded. Swimsuits are basically a requirement at this point, and MAGIC swimsuits are highly sought out by adventurers, since they provide necessary magical buffs like oxygen reserves or frost resistance without compromising agility.You are the owner of a magical swimsuit shop, but you don't just sell them: you produce them, using various materials ranging from various kinds to algae to monster skin, from rubber to mithril. (How can a fantasy world have things like latex? Same way they have owlbears: a wizard fucked up.) How do you get materials? By adventuring. Well, more like sticking together with a group of adventurers, following them in their quests to properly harvest materials. Those adventurers mostly focus on stuff like fighting; they don't have the skills for things like "how to skin a brainsucker jellyfish without ruining the membrane" or "how to mine any kind of mineral ore", but you do. On the other hand, your skills are mostly focused on resource gathering, item crafting and general survival, NOT combat - you'll have to rely on adventurers for that. And if they get defeated? It will be YOUR job to return to the surface safely.Speaking of which: as I already mentioned, the world is flooded, and it's basically a FoxEye RPG. Drowning is an ever-present danger, mitigated only by swimsuit enchantments that act as oxygen reserves... and they disappear if the swimsuit gets destroyed. And then there's the other stuff, like getting electrocuted by jellyfish or being molested by insert-monster-here. Thankfully, any "bad end" just results in you respawning at your floating shop.As for the "all sort of races" thing... Well, most of the civilized races are still land-dwellers. So you got the classics like elves who demand plant-based attire...
>>11523907...or dwarves that instead favor metal. Granted, they'll be VERY thin armor mails (think Frodo's mithril mail from Lord of the Rings). But you'll also get weirder stuff like a mind flayer who is SO completely done with people mistaking her for squidfolk, centaurs who are in the middle of devolving back into selkies, some seagull harpies who need complex harnesses to hold their stuff, ghosts... The list goes on. And naturally, they'll have particular requests that necessitate particular materials. so you better start planning your next underwater exploration to Mount Doom.>I wish to be a penis fairy.
>>11523769Granted, you are Symbiote. Not A symbiote - well, you are, but only half. You are a human-symbiote hybrid, and one of the few superhumans who ISN'T a perma-farting SBBW. Your default form - the one you have without a host - is that of a male humanoid, barely above shota size and with the physical weakness to match; and since you don't have real bones, you are especially squishable. You can, however, shape-shift to a limited extent, mostly forming weak tentacles to increase your reach. You also have the ability to bond with other individuals, becoming a living suit and granting you both a significant power boost as well as a mental connection.Unfortunately, you also have the typical weaknesses of a symbiote: intense soundwaves and heat can harm and disorient you, and you need certain brain chemicals the same way humans need vitamins to survive. How do you get those chemicals? Three ways: eating vast amounts of chocolate, eating brains, or being bonded to someone who goes through frequent bouts of adrenaline. Since you're now Spider-Woman's boyfriend and ally, you have ample access to the first and third options. Long-term bonding also has the unfortunate side effect of causing increased aggression, which is why you can't stay bonded all the time. Cuddling and being lost in her fatty folds/asscrack are fine though.And yes, of COURSE you will end up having to face Spidey's foes on a regular basis - that's basically your job, since, you know, you're a half-symbiote and can't exactly get hired at McDonalds. And yes, the rogues will frequently kidnap you under the reasoning that capturing you will weaken Spider-Woman. As for having sex with them... Well, usually you'll need Spider-Woman's assistance, given that you are pretty weak on your own.>I wish to be this woman, including the multi-boob, the hyperwomb and the macro-ova. Make me a mega-broodmother.
Free Starter Wish>I wish I was a Powerful Mage in a fantasy world where everyone was capable of vore, reformation, and sentient fat.
>>11523911Granted, you're a fairy with a very large cock and balls, just as in your image. Fairies all embody a single trait - many are Fire Fairies or Water fairies. Some embody more ephemeral concepts like Love or Creativity. And in your case, you're a Penis Fairy - with testicles also part of your domain. The thing a fairy embodies has a powerful effect on their form - a Fire Fairy would having a flame atop their head instead of hair, and be very hot to the touch, as an example. In your case, you're a futa whose endowments would be massive even on a human. I explained the other types of fairies because you'll live in the Fairy Realm - a comfy place with fairy-sized houses and furniture up in trees. You'll share a house with a few other fairies - a Lust Fairy (makes people horny), a Soap Fairy (cleans things up and makes things slick and slippery), and a Shrink Fairy (who is small even compared to other fairies and can shrink others down, making humans fairy-sized, for example).But you'll still be interacting with plenty of humans. You can be temporarily summoned to the human realm - a more magical, fantasy version of Earth. Fairies are often summoned my mages, or by magical items that anyone can use. Low-end spells will summon a random type of fairies but more difficult ones get a specific type. Sometimes, you might be summoned by a helpless cleric in a dungeon, hoping for some magical firepower but the best you can do is give them a massive, needy cock. Other times, maybe a horny succubus might summon you specifically - not just any Penis Fairy, but you as an individual - to use as a living dildo.
>>11524208So your life will be split between hanging out with fairy roommates and being summoned by people that really want help from your power. If you meet any humans you really like, you can conjure a magical calling card that makes it easier for them to summon you again. And if you die while summoned in the human realm, you'll simply warp back home and be healed. But you're probably more interested in what manner of magic you have. You can of course give someone a penis and/or balls, give them extra if they already have them, grow them, modify them, increase sensitivity or libido, boost cum production, etc.. You can do pretty much anything that could reasonably fall under the umbrella of "Penis Magic" but your spells focus more on adding or increasing things rather than shrinking or removing. You still *can* use your magic to shrink someone's dick, but it's trickier and more tiring. There's only one real limit to how much magic you can use - casting spells makes you hornier, and your massive cock with throb and ache all the more until eventually you find that you can't cast any spells at all and not even the magic that allows your body to fly will work. To get your magic back, you simply need to cum. This usually isn't too hard for you to do on your own, but it can happen at unfortunate times and your rising arousal as you keep casting is more of a hindrance than needing to take a step back to masturbate or have sex now and then.
>>11524209But let's make things a little harder for you. You're not skilled at containing your magic. Any time you cum, for any reason, your load will be enchanted with a spell effect you're capable of casting and that suits your interests. And if your own cum gets on you, yes, you'll be affected. Careful you don't make your cock so big you're immobilized in a room until one of your roommates helps you out or something like that. Given the size of your load, your cum will frequently flood through your house and affect your fairy roommates. It's rare for a fairy to have such poor control, and you'll often be teased for it. Your Lust Fairy roommate in particular is fond of making you cum just to see what random effect will happen. One last thing - you'll very rarely be summoned to regular non-fantasy Earth sometimes, which is a good opportunity to spread your magic and have a bunch of chaotic fun casting your big cock spells on people.>I wish to be a queen bee girl, with a hive of other bee girls eager to cater to my every (lewd) whim. And some kind of shapeshifting or magic to customize my / their bodies and mix it up now and then. Maybe even a way to mess with humans that trespass or something.
