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>Tomoko
>neet

So glad we're back.

So, y'all aren't gonna believe this, I'm the tranny in Seattle who was unemployed. I got a job offer, and worked for 5 days. Got fired for asking
>Too many repetitive questions
I wanted to be sure I knew how to do my job, and that's my punishment. It ended with me crying my eyes out, and attempting. My mother came up, and she's going to attempt to get me on SSI.

Anyone here on neetbux?

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Wake up neet thread new sad anime woman just dropped (cat girl, smoker variant).

I have somehow already seen over a hundred images of this sad neko creature without even trying to seek them out.

>>11546504
>Anyone here on neetbux?
Well market rent starts at double what neetbux is. Stuff like food or a car is similarly out of reach.

It's not really intended to be a survivable condition, you'll need permanent financial support from family members. So y'know, just plan around the fact that your family literally holds your life in their hands, and someone will need to take over should they outlive you. Neetbux is depression getting a critical hit and seriously wounding you, wouldn't recommend it.

It's actually mostly just enough to dull the pain with drugs while you have someone else taking care of your basic needs, and we wonder why so many people relate to the self destructive cat woman.

>>11546523
I'm lucky and my rent is only $720 a month, no car, phone bill is on my parent's plan, and, by the time my parents pass (which is at least 30 years away) I'll be in my 60s.

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>>11546528
The internet appears to claim the yankburger neetbux is $994 so if your rent is a percentage smaller than 100% then that is at least mathematically possible. I haven't been wanting to post on this site that much lately but I think a lot of people just assume that disabled people are taken care of in some way and no if anyone is even close to disability they need to be told that they need to start stacking the deck immediately to have a chance. I'm sure you're aware but I'm just mostly talking to anyone who might be lurking this thread.

Being in your 60s is a decent high score too. Wouldn't be too upset about making it that long. You get to say that you did way better than Julius Caesar and broke one of his personal records, for one. I'd be proud of that.

>>11546529
Yeah according to a google, the average payout is $994 a month in WA state, which, isn't great, but with food stamps, I'd be able to feed myself, and have about $100 left over to spend on myself if I want to go out, or get a game, or something.

I just can't hold down a job. I've been fired from too many jobs to count, not sure if it's because I'm a tranny, or autistic, or both, but, in 2024 alone I had 8 jobs. Most lasting 2 weeks max.

Surprised I'm still the last post in here. How we doing neet anons?

>>11546504
You've got a good mom. What industry were you working in?

>>11547124
Healthcare. As a program assistant. Handling people's prescription records primarily.

>>11547587
So they would rather people get the wrong meds? Berry berry cool.

If you haven't already, I do recommend working in a light industry factory if there are any in your area. Generally pretty chill.

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>>11546523
Exactly what I was thinking about. Similar but more comedic than welcome to the N.H.K.
The smoker neko is perfect for this thread

>>11547599
More than anything I just wanna get on disability. I want to work, I just feel like as an autistic tranny the world isn't built for people like me to succeed, I've had too many jobs to count.

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As a fat ugly neet girl lately I've been trying to work on my looks for once so that maybe I could attract someone that would support me, Just the thought makes me really upset. Hasn't really worked though cause I can't be bothered to constantly learn and use make up and all my clothes are super old men's hand me downs.
The neetbux I make are barely enough to cover my phone bill and nothing else.

I wish a was a super cute kawaii quirky but socially functional girl so the "I want an autistic neet gf" guys would actually date me.

>>11547903
What's the trick to getting on neetbux?

>>11547903
You just need to lose the weight. Take long walks or go running, and diet.

>>11547949
Live somewhere that let's you get government income support for unemployment. You will still probably have to try and get a job. I'm not on disability cause professionals are expensive.
>>11547999
Going outside is scary but I have been losing weight due to not being able to afford food or ingredients I like, unfortunately, I think it's just making saggy and uglier.

>>11548150
>You will still probably have to try and get a job
Yeah I'm german. Apparently we have the most generous system but you still have to at least pretend that you are looking for work. It's easy though.
>I think it's just making saggy and uglier.
Nah no way. All women are cute in their own way. I personally just dislike fat people.
>Going outside is scary
I remember when I used to be like that. It's tough. Hang in there.

>>11547903
It's not that guys don't want to go out with you, it's that no one knows you, because you're a shut in neet...

Plus autistic neet gf guys are autistic themselves. They're not going to chase after girls, you have to do the chasing

Ah, /d/epression, my favorite.

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>>11548150
it's a lot easier to lose weight by dieting or fasting than by trying to burn it off

however exercise is good for getting in shape, and take it from me, exercise helps you fuck. You can get a reasonable, small set of things and do it entirely at home.

One or two kettlebells, a pair of adjustable hand dumbbells, a pull up bar over a door, and your own bodyweight are all you "need". Bodyweight fitness is good shit.

I force myself to do SOMETHING every day. I used to count going for a long walk as a fitness activity, now I don't so that I have to do some kind of more exerting exercise, but I walk as much as I can.

Some days, "do something" is one set of squats until failure. Sometimes it's a Kettlebell-dumbbell-club complex. Sometimes it's reps of something every two minutes until I cannot go on. Sometimes my GF will grab a pair of 1 kilo hand weights and just dance with them in her hands to some nightcore until she's sweaty and tired.

The main thing with fitness, is find what works for (You) because everyone is unique. I got memed into fitness by someone posting this image and I remembered I had a KB in the basement and I refused to be out-lifted by a rail-thin fox, and I felt embarassed I struggled to keep the weight held in that position.

If you would like any specific advice, links to resources I found useful (as a male, fwiw) etc, ping me ITT and I'll try to help.

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I fucking love these dorky cats like you wouldn't believe.
Do you neet anon look like cute catgirls too?

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>>11547903
Would you accept an anon taking care of you in exchange of access to your holes? Provided the person doesn't care about chub or even likes fat?

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>>11548546
This probably sounds pretentious considering the circumstances, but it honestly depends on whether you're the kind of person I could fall in love with.

While the idea might sound cool and easy for some people, sex work is still work and at that point why even stay a neet? Becoming a wagecuck is equally as draining but (sometimes) less physically violating as being a sex slave.

Unfortunately I don't think I have the right mental illness to fuck real strangers, just the one's that make me jerk off to gross porn.

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Cat episode just confirmed they can truly be enslaved. I fucking love this setting and the dorky loser cats are so funny.
>>11548616
>it honestly depends on whether you're the kind of person I could fall in love with.
Yeah figures, well one is a neet for a reason.

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Fat ugly neets make it for me but I have no idea why. I want to bury myself deep inside a fat neet like hex

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IMAGINE the smell!

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Do you guys make pocket money with a hobby or something?

I play poker. I had a couple months were I can actually lock in and then I make a pretty good living. It's a shame I'm a dysfunctional neet and barely manage 1h most days. If I locked in every day I would probably have a gold digger wife by now. UGH

>>11549350
How do you even make money in poker? I know anything, does it work just with practice? Are there strategies to know?

>>11549424
There are a lot of strategies and theories but it kind of depends on what level you are playing at. It's relatively simple and more about self-discipline at the lower levels. Like you just play a very basic game, don't do really stupid shit, and you will make some money.
At the end of the day it's a game regular people play against each other for money. So of course you can make lots of money.

>>11548995
Real fat chicks usually don't have plush tits, sorry nonny. But it can still be nice if they're just a lil chubby.

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I'm going to become a neet next month

>>11549507
Hot.

>>11549456
im I'm a chick fat woman and my breasts weigh 7 kilos, I could even say I'm the woman with the biggest breasts that many people know
is real but is about genetic

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I'm glad this thread is back, I was really looking forward to being able to talk Today was Friday night and I work near bars, if it weren't for that I wouldn't even remember that "Friday night" is something
Seeing happy people in groups laughing and singing makes me very sad and envious

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>>11549599
Why don't you go there and try to seduce them into giving you a drink? Could be good social practice
>>11549507
Are you a cute girl?
>>11549350
In my case I am a PhD with a nice comfy job, but just have a thing for broken things that makes me want to take care of them.

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What is the dumbest thing you've done as a neet?

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>>11549763
I almost started an OnlyFans account because I had no money, I was broke, and a lot of people were trying to convince me to do it I even posted photos in my underwear, but nothing special. One guy did pay me for photos, but I trust him. Thank God it didn't happen.
In retrospect, I was in a really bad place mentally and didn't know how to maintain my hikikomori life

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>>11549770
Why not? I fail to understand what's so bad about OF. Its a good way for neet girls to make money and empower themselves.
Also it fits the slob lifestyle since that is an untapped niche.

>>11549775
I don't want to be a sex worker or have people look at me that way, nor would I want to do things like that in front of a camera...
>>11549507
I have a job now, but I want to become a hikikomori again next year. I'm saving up for it
I'm going to a small town to save money

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>Yaku is your gf
>things are going fine, she slowly gets her shit together
>suddenly she ghosts you for a full day
>next morning you get a call
>I'm sorry Anonymous... I broke our promise again
Wyd
>>11549786
>I don't want to be a sex worker
Why not? Is it a pride thing or just not convenient?

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Got a beer and cigarettes

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>>11549817
It's a mix of both , OnlyFans makes you do things you never would have thought of doing in the past for money. I don't want that anymore besides, you might not sell anything and your ass will be spread all over the internet

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>>11549849
So, I need a way to make money online...
I was thinking about making porn games for Steam or do porn animation but now companies are trying to screw up NSFW content

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>>11549849
I've considered it, just because it seems like an easy way to get extra income

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Fat neets are the hottest type of women

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Female neet anon here, what does your room smell like?

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I love neet women

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Imagine fucking a druggie

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>>11550494
I don't currently have a room, but I used to smell horrible of sweat and "human" odors... I didn't have air conditioning, so I spent my time naked, enduring the heat
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Looking at this image makes me wonder if there's a nonlethal way to insert alcohol into a vagina and have someone drink from it it would be hot....

>>11550494
Nothing. I take out my trash everyday and clean twice a week.

tfw no as-useless-as-me unkempt gf to sniff the bush of

>>11550668
I feel that feel.

>>11548616
Would you be the plus one to a couple?

M/F, neet adjacent, aspie and never had other friends.
Could be integrated about as strongly as each other,

are we on /d/ or /r9k/??

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Man it must feel amazing to cuddle with a fat smelly plump neet
>>11550911
/d/ has always been better than the other boards. I get so bored in /h/ and /e/ because everyone posts pics like retards or bots with no worldbuilding or thought to it.
>>11550620
That must have been fun. To spend all day naked, I once tried it and found it quite enjoyable. I liked the feeling of wind on my hairy balls.
>Looking at this image makes me wonder if there's a nonlethal way to insert alcohol into a vagina and have someone drink from it it would be hot....
Probably only if it was extremely diluted to avoid alcohol poisoning. I know of a video I enjoyed a lot where 1 girl inserts drugs into another girl's asshole and they all lick it with their friends. They were riding a bus, that was hot.
I would love to sip alcohol or any other substances out of a girl's holes, particularly if they were hairy.
Did you shave while naked?

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Ever been called creepy by other people?

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I think I'm becoming actually agoraphobic.

>>11549770
Similar
Short term it was good, I made 400 bucks that wound up being a super critical amount, but, even the short amount of time I did it, I felt myself losing something hard to pin down.

>>11550905
Adopting a +1 has occurred to us before.
Me and my fiance are both generally open to the idea, and have enough income to cover it, but it's a degree of stability vulnerability that I think niether of us want to actually risk.

>>11551447
>I felt myself losing something hard to pin down.
the word you're looking for is "dignity"

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One thing I'm proud of as a NEET is that I didn't become addicted to drugs I see too many NEETs with experiences like that
Well, at least not drugs you can't buy at a convenience store

>>11551394
Good for you that there is a simple solution. Just go outside more.

>>11551553
Maybe?
I don't think I have much of that anyways lmao.
It's more like. There was this sort of dull feeling I'd get, when I started thinking about sex and my body strategically. Like "oh, I should clean out my ass while I'm showering, so I can pretend to spontaneously be ready for that later"
That kind of thinking entering my standard thought processes, and without joy or excitement, just matter of fact, the same way I'd consider tying my hair before cooking or something.

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>>11551553
>dignity
overrated

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>>11552027
Anon just wants to see more real Neet girls on OnlyFans

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>>11552156
I mean who wouldn't?!?

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What is the most degrading thing you've ever done, anon?

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I have to wait until the end of the year, but honestly, I can't stand my job anymore I've been a responsible person for almost three years, and I want to go back to being a NEET

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>>11552916
What do you want to do while being a neet?

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>>11552916
How often do you masturbate, anon?

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Loser girls are the best

I'm prob gonna draw a lucky star neet commission, yet to agree on what characters
I was wondering if I could get tips on exactly what y'all like about neet girls. The tiredness? Body smell?

I'm prob gonna draw a lucky star neet commission, yet to agree on what characters
I was wondering if I could get tips on exactly what y'all like about neet girls. The tiredness? Body smell?

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>>11553499
>Body smell?
To me it's definitely body smell AND how plump and soft they tend to be.

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>>11553787
If she lets me use her holes, I wouldn't mind turning her into my pampered wife

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Any neet anon here has ever lactated?

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Affectionally bullying the little stinkbug pet

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What do you think about cigars, anon?

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Do you use crocs, anon?

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>>11547903
guys don't care about make-up. Most of the time we don't even notice it and if we do we dislike the idea that you're lying about your appearence. Clothes aswell, we care more about the curves than what's ontop of them.

The secret to getting a man is to not be a landwhale, approach them straightforwardly instead of trying to make them approach you with secret agent signals, and to be nice to them. It's that easy. You'll outdo any Stacy if you can do those simple things.

>>11552714
The real answer is be an overnight stocker at Walmart for 3 years and tard wrangle a successful worknight out of the three floor managers in the region incompetent/antisocial enough to get them banished to overnight work, largely by exploiting the one that thought I was cute.
But I don't think that's the answer that anyone wants to hear. I made it through two semesters of college playing pokemon romhacks, civ 5, and Dark Souls in my underwear and pretending to masturbate just off camera, and selling one video of me taking an awkward but otherwise vanilla shower to a skeevy place off campus.
The real issue with that is more that it just doesn't make enough money consistently enough. It's great for supplementing an income, but, can't be one by itself. In my experience at least. Maybe there's a way to make it work better that I never cared enough to figure out.

>>11554603
>guys don't care about make-up.
Eh, gonna call bullshit on that one. Guys SAY they don't care about makeup, I think more for themselves, but then react pretty coldly to not using it, and warmly to using it.
I'm positive genuine exceptions exist, guys that actually do genuinely prefer none, but 80% of the time he's either trying to not sound as shallow as he is, or is trying to convince himself at your expense.
Everyone wants to pretend they're a good person, and I think there's the tacit awareness that expecting makeup is shitty, but that's just not how things actually go most of the time.
As someone who has worked customer service before, and spent time doing science experiments to pass the time.
Guys notice, and treat you better if you have makeup on an overwhelming majority of the time.
Women, too, actually. A bit less overwhelmingly, and the only times I ever felt better treated without were with a few women. But still, for the most part.

>>11554603
Most of the time we don't notice it because it's working and when we do it's only because it's applied poorly/too thick and patchy or something like that.

The clothes comment is true as well, we generally prefer no clothes at all. Hope that makes things easier for any women in the thread.

>>11554394
You asked, I'm answering. I grew up around smokers. No. ESPECIALLY no to Cigars, which smell 100x worse than cigarettes. I'd genuinely rather be around a tire fire.

Lemme tell you, in my years of of being a /d/ regular, I have said "would" to many difficult, fantastical things, hell, I'd say "would" to some of the things in the Teratophilia thread that's up right now. But Yani Neko hits too close to home. She's too realistic of a portrayal of an absolute shithead addict. I've known real people almost exactly like her (minus some exaggerations because she's an anime catgirl of course.) thus I cannot fap to her, because I'm not thinking of an anime catgirl when I see her, I'm thinking of past experiences I've had with people who were once close to me, some of which are dead now because of their addictions.

>>11554613
The hottest my ex ever was in my eyes was when she had just gotten out of bed, hair a mess, no makeup on, and wearing one of my shirts. It's not about being a good person or pretending to notice or not notice anything, I just don't want to fuck a barbie doll.

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>>11554605
>I made it through two semesters of college playing pokemon romhacks, civ 5, and Dark Souls in my underwear and pretending to masturbate just off camera, and selling one video of me taking an awkward but otherwise vanilla shower to a skeevy place off campus.
Sounds like a great grift. Why did you stop?
>The real issue with that is more that it just doesn't make enough money consistently enough. It's great for supplementing an income, but, can't be one by itself. In my experience at least. Maybe there's a way to make it work better that I never cared enough to figure out.
Duh of course, if you got some other anon to plow your holes, people would pay more. The best part is that if you're a woman you don't even need to do much, just lie down and fake moan while the other guy does the hard work.

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>>11554613
>As someone who has worked customer service before, and spent time doing science experiments to pass the time.
>Guys notice, and treat you better if you have makeup on an overwhelming majority of the time.
Actually what people notice is that you look healthy and well groomed. As a guy with a fairly normal life, people do treat me differently if I go outside after spending weeks autistically studying some topic and come out with red eyes, disheveled hair but otherwise normal casual clothes than when I do my dissertations wearing a suit, with sleek hair and clean shoes.
It's a fact of the world, presentation matters and it DOES make you look more competent than you'd otherwise be.
So yeah, makeup is not a necessity for dating, and I actually think girls look hotter when unkempt, but it does have a social effect which is why it's such a huge industry.
>>11554666
This. Too much of it and they look plastic and boring.

>>11548150
You don't need to lose weight, you just to find architects

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>>11554808
>you just to find architects
THIS

>>11554764
>if you got some other anon to plow your holes, people would pay more.
And I'm not gonna do that. Even if I was willing myself, I'm not trusting some rando to do this, nor am I involving someone I actually like in this. The entire point of this kind of thing is making a bit of income for basically no effort, input, or routine changes, besides having a camera on and pretending to masturbate when you're genuinely just trying to play a game. If you're dedicating the amount of effort to it that makes it a job, it's a shitty job.

>>11554665
Yeah
Everyone wants the slob gf, who has no substance abuse or addiction issues, contains her poor mental health to just not having a social life (but she has one with you) and definitely isn't going to have a psych episode at least once a week, is smelly (sexy), not smelly (hobo), ect.
I think Yani Neko is actually a great character. Besides the eating bugs and some of the exaggerated cat shit, it's a show that does a good job of presenting your multiple levels of fucked up girl, without nearly as much of the minimizing what this actually entails. Pulls back the fantasy a bit, makes people take an honest look at what they've been saying they want, and asking if they are serious. Unsurprisingly, I've seen a lot of people kinda cringe away similar to this. It's refreshing.
You cannot fix her, she is not broken in inoffensive ways you can ignore when convenient for you, she is not broken for everyone else but you. This is not a diamond in the rough that nobody but you noticed.

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>>11554832
>multiple levels of fucked up girl, without nearly as much of the minimizing what this actually entails.
Still hot, realistic loser women are the best.

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Ever worn any trashy clothes, anon?

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>>11553199
I miss not having to work, I hate customer service, but there's not much to miss about being a NEET.
It's choosing between being a parasite or a slave. Will I ever find a third option where I can be free but without ruining my mind being a NEET? If I had IRL friends and went out, it probably wouldn't be so bad, Maybe I could go for walks...
I stopped drinking too much and smoking, so maybe if I go back to being a NEET I can do things better?

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I see a lot of people who like fat Neet girls
But do they like really fat girls or just girls who are a little overweight?

>>11554892
both, honestly

>>11547903
I know that pain. Personally, I only do makeup for myself, and I recommend the same for you. If you don't wanna do makeup, don't bother. At least not at first.

I do recommend losing weight, especially if you're over like 240-280lbs (depending on height), at least for health reasons. Don't bother with weight loss if you're like 140 or less tho.

Some tips for weight loss, don't worry too much about calories starting out. Rather, focus on adding fiber to your diet. Do it slowly, or you will be in pain. I recommend 20-30g a day minimum, taking a week or two to get there. This is really easy with the help of chia seeds. Mix some into sauces, jams, whatever, for added fiber. Look into other high fiber foods, too. It keeps you feeling full, and reduce risk of colon cancer.

After you've got fiber, then start worrying about calories. It's different for everyone and depends on what you weigh and the exercise you get, but the general rule is, 2k to maintain, 1.5k to lose, 2.5k to gain. Fiber and protein are really good for weight loss because they're low calorie, and help you feel fuller for longer. Beans are great because they're cheap (1$ per can, cheaper in bulk), only 100 cal a can, and have 6-12g of fiber and protein, depending on the bean. Learn some easy recipes with them and have those for at least one of your daily meals, and it should help.

Very important, if you get any cravings after changing your diet, it's probably a deficiency. Satisfy that craving as best you can.

As far as exercise, if you don't care about getting fit, don't worry about doing actual exercise. Just do enough to not lose your strength. You'll have to do a little more while losing weight, tho. And remember to see a doctor if you start to feel especially weak, or haven't pooped for a week or more.

If you're still having trouble finding someone and are still desperate, then learn makeup. Learn the basics from videos, then experiment to find what works for you.

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>>11554888
>It's choosing between being a parasite or a slave.
Nah, should try to get a sugar daddy. At least that way you don't have to work and can socialize.
Being a wagie is basically slavery so it doesn't matter if you are fit and cute, you'd still be a slave.
>>11554892
Both. I mainly like plump but I'm adaptable and I like some fat in the body

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>>11547903
Anon, I also have a weight problem.
I've tried to lose weight in many ways, but I always fail
Even so, I want to see if I can lose 10 kilos before the end of the year.
Good luck!
>>11555171
>sugar Daddy
It sounds too difficult

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I don't want to be neet either but i'm also not fan of low wage-basicly slavery kind of- job places either. Wish my upload speed was better and more stable, then i could just pretend i'm an upcoming streamer or something.
I do sometimes go around fixing PC or android stuffs for people. (cleaning up storage, reinstalling OS, setting it up for TV usages etc, maybe i could start a company doing small stuffs big IT guys are too busy to fix.)

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>>11555180
>It sounds too difficult
Not really, you can just ask who is interested in /b/ or *gasp* plebbit. There are lots of simps to choose from

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It's already augist and I haven't really done anything this year so I bought a notebook to keep a daily log.
So far I have worked out every day this month because I'm too afraid of having to write down that I skipped a day. So I guess it's working as intended but I still haven't been able to do much productive stuff.

>>11555180
>I've tried to lose weight in many ways, but I always fail
I used to have that problem too. As a neet you just have too much free time and I was always thinking about what to eat/drink next.
I cut out all sugar and snacks, only ate 1 mal a day, and I started exercising. The worst part about it all is that it takes so long to see results.

>>11555232
Being financially dependent on some random guy sounds super dangerous
Even if the master-pet relationship sounds really sexy, it seems unlikely to work without being super toxic in real life.
I don't know what random people on the internet might do to me

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How often do you masturbate, anon?

>>11554892
I usually prefer chubby. Dunno exactly how to describe that personal breakpoint for me.
Plush thighs, tummies, arms, maybe some of that way the boobs spill over to the sides instead.
More than that depends heavily on body shape and proportions.
Chubby almost always looks great, obese/whatever you want to call it has a lot more personal variance in how that fat is distributed. I don't think it's rare for more overweight girls to look good, mind, but it's not the nigh-guarantee that "just" chubby is.
I think, at least.

>>11555344
Daily. Two or three times isn't uncommon.
Sometimes I'll miss a day if I'm busy or distracted or something.
Almost always I'll masturbate when I shower. Even if I'm not feeling it. A detachable shower head makes it too easy. Going from cold, to cum in like two minutes while I shampoo my hair is a hard offer to refuse. That's not always how I masturbate in the shower, sometimes I'll have a different plan, but, usually.
Beyond that, I pretty often do before bed, not always right before, but, some time in the evening. Probably 4, 5 nights out of the week. And usually once in the morning Saturday or Sunday.

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>>11555353
Same, I like to do it at least twice daily. I enjoy it so much and I like to start my day fapping and cumming all over the floor.
>A detachable shower head makes it too easy
Nice~ I wonder if men can also cum with it

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This plump would be the ideal

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>>11554832
>Everyone wants the slob gf, who has no substance abuse or addiction issues, contains her poor mental health to just not having a social life (but she has one with you) and definitely isn't going to have a psych episode at least once a week, is smelly (sexy), not smelly (hobo), ect.
It's time to be honest: A lot of people who want NEET gfs are just hurt people that want to be with is someone who doesn't judge them for being imperfect themselves because it would be throwing stones from a glass house, and someone who's indoors enough to have an unironically riveting conversation about niche nerdy shit. They don't necessarily have to be super unkempt, the real appeal is them being weird and interesting people. Basically "non-NEET" women are very, very judgmental, self serving, and disloyal in a lot of men's experiences, and we just wanna be around someone who doesn't spike our anxiety through the roof whenever they adopt a new misandrist tiktok/twitter trend or something who's actually interesting personality wise.

I'm willing to bet the venn diagram of tomboy lovers and NEET lovers are almost a complete circle, because both appeal to the idea that a man can be in a straight relationship with someone that doesn't make them feel like a cringy alien from outer space, and you can be weird together with them without them getting "the ick" and suddenly acting cold and distant towards you till the relationship death spirals to completion.

We just want to be with someone who "matches our freak", like anyone does.

>>11555308
it's about finding the right dude & going into it slowly. who knows, you might get lucky and find someone that's perfect for you.

>>11555203
you could probably be a tech support admin for vtubers. you'd be surprised how many who do streaming are technologically illiterate & need help with their setup & during streams. learning how to edit wouldn't hurt either.

>>11555370
>Nice~ I wonder if men can also cum with it
Of course.

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>>11555445
>someone who's indoors enough to have an unironically riveting conversation about niche nerdy shit.
That is definitely a plus given how annoying and superficial some normalfag girls can be.
>They don't necessarily have to be super unkempt
Ehh, to me it's a must since I like the natural scent of a woman
>the real appeal is them being weird and interesting people.
That can be very interesting indeed
>Basically "non-NEET" women are very, very judgmental, self serving, and disloyal in a lot of men's experience
Sad but true. I've dated my fair share and find it can be good sex but so fucking boring!

>>11555370
>I wonder if men can also cum with it
No idea
I figure if a guy can cum from a Hitachi shoved into the perineum it's possible

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>>11555863
I need to try it then. What is the largest thing you've shoved inside you?

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Lately masturbating feels so lonely and humiliating that I even do it when I want to make myself feel horrible
a sort of self flagellation

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>>11555954
That's probably just depression robbing you of even the last crumbs of joy that such things brought you.

Been feeling that a lot lately. I still jerk off all the time though, the fuck else are you going to do when trapped in purgatory? Nothing ever happens.

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>>11555954
>about the pic
What a neat little lady, at least she had the decency to put a towel underneath to not soak the bear. I'd love to sniff that towel for hours as I jerk off to the musk of her pussy.
>Lately masturbating feels so lonely and humiliating that I even do it when I want to make myself feel horrible
That is so hot, anon. At least it releases endorphins, if anything masturbating may help you get out of your slump. And even if it doesn't, at least it feels good

>>11555943
A Medium Nox from Bad Dragon
I have a Medium Mystic, but that's too much for me

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>>11556235
Nice size! I've only tried stimulating myself with a finger, but been thinking of trying something better

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I've been gooning all day long and still feeling pent up. How I wish I could release deep inside a woman, but I've been alone so long I know I'll never get to, hell, I also know its not worth it.

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What is your mental illness, anon?

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This NEET got drunk again. YAY. I wish you guys would blog more or something idk. You are home all day anyway just say something.

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>>11556790
Yeah just watched the Spiderman movie so I'm about to turn the new ship into my new identity for the next week
Any other neet picks up interests like those and spends all day in a thread doing nothing?
Speaking of, what did you drink?

>>11556269
I think fingers are underrated.
I enjoy a good dildo or vibrator from time to time, but my fingers are way better. A hitachi is about the only toy that comes close, but a good bit of that is probably more just being able to completely relax and let it do its thing

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I'm so fucking pent up, anon. I can't take it

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I was masturbating while drunk and accidentally peed myself a little Since I was somewhat to drunk I guess I mustered up the courage and licked some of it off my hand. In the end, I didn't dislike the taste; it's just kind of "salty." Although I doubt I'll ever be sober again. I guess I wanted to confess it somewhere

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>>11557114
That's neat, I haven't tried piss play before but I want to try it someday. I mean it's just pee, nothing out of the ordinary.
Did you enjoy it? Ever tried masturbating while fantasizing about piss play or its your first time?

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Imagine someone fapping to you without touching you. Just to watch your naked body.

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>>11556845
>Yeah just watched the Spiderman movie
Is it good? I haven't even watched the trailer.
Idk, men don't really ship characters like women do but I sure do waste a lot of time in threads doing nothing
>what did you drink?
Just had a couple beer. Nothing fancy.

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>>11557334
>Idk, men don't really ship characters like women do
Yeah that's the thing, I feel like I should have been a woman. I love romantic stuff and sadly I can't talk about it with anyone, men call me a faggot and women think I'm pathetic for shipping.
>a couple beer
Get drunk fast? I enjoy wines but it takes a while for them to affect me.

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>>11557334
>Is it good? I haven't even watched the trailer.
It has a street-rat I really got to like. Will be self inserting myself as her love interest the entire week because I got nothing else to do. Probably fap too since she's hot

>>11557350
You could probably talk about romance anime/tv shows.
>Get drunk fast?
Kinda. I had 6. I only really drink alone at home or more spread out over the day when I'm hanging out with a friend.
>>11557353
hm okay. I'm pretty tired of capeshit. Spiderman is pretty cool but I don't think I'm going to watch it.

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>>11557359
>You could probably talk about romance anime/tv shows.
That's why I like it here, anonymous posting is the best.
>I had 6
Oh now it makes more sense.
>Spiderman is pretty cool but I don't think I'm going to watch it.
That's fine, any favorite movies, manga or anime?

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>>11557367
I consume too much anime/manga. I don't really have any favourites anymore. Right now I'm enjoying the new seasons of Youjo Senki and Mushoku Tensei.
I watched the matrix trilogy recently. That was pretty good. "Obsession" was a pretty good horror movie. I have been watching 1 movie a day for a couple weeks now.
How about you?

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>>11557373
Nice. So far I started yani neko, those drug-sex-smoking-alcohol addicted cats both hit too close to home AND make an enjoyable story.
>matrix trilogy
Definitely the first one and pictured myself making out with the obsession girl before I moved to the spiderman red-head. And you sure watch very fast, I don't a lot because I enjoy coding shit, so been wasting more time on that than I'd like. That and gooning which I probably do for most of my day. It feels so good and it's free!
I only had to stop once when I chafed my cock from friction but that was a heavy marathon

>>11557406
>yani neko
I watched the first episode. It's really fun so I'm definitely watching the rest. Just haven't had the motivation to yet. Wish I had a cat girl for myself tbqh.
>wasting more time on that than I'd like.
Coding doesn't seem like a waste though. You are making things and gaining knowledge. Definitely better than watching stuff. I wanted to get into it some time ago to make a sim for a card game but well, I'm not good at being productive. Sadly I waste most of my time on dumb shit. I downloaded python and did the hello world thing but that's it.
>gooning which I probably do for most of my day
Yeah okay that's a waste of time lol. You are much more of a gooner than I am for sure.

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>>11557415
>Wish I had a cat girl for myself tbqh.
What would you do with it? I like that they got comfy lives even if they are treated as second class citizens. I wish I could live in a world where they were common too, owning one must be really fun.
>You are making things and gaining knowledge.
Yeah though coding for itself doesn't give you much, definitely should use it to earn some more income. I just enjoy it so much its fun doing it for its own sake, which can also be addictive in a way.
>You are much more of a gooner than I am for sure.
Sad but true, I like to make it last for as long as I can, and when I release...its just on another level. I wish I could get myself a milking machine like >>11504868 or >>11529675

>>11557416
>What would you do with it?
We would have regular sex for a while. You know, just like a regular couple, haniging out enjoying life and having sex. I would probably pamper her too much. After a while I would come insider her cat pussy and impregnate her. Then we would of 2 or 3 kids. Or at least that's how it goes in my fantasy.
> I just enjoy it so much
Enjoying something so productive is honestly great. I make most of my money playing poker but I just can't enjoy it so I end up only doing 1-2 hours a day.

It's honestly pretty funny how you are a productive guy coding all day but you are also a hyper degenerate coomer addicted to stroking your dick. I respect it though. It's not a bad life.
i'm pretty drunk again so I might pass out soon and respond tomorrow. Drinking Molinari sambuka after 3 beers.

How complicated would it be to make a card game simulator in java? Is it a realistic goal for a retard?

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>>11557421
>After a while I would come insider her cat pussy and impregnate her. Then we would of 2 or 3 kids.
Hot!
>I respect it though. It's not a bad life.
Thanks, can't complain, its entertaining and pays the bills.
>Drinking Molinari sambuka after 3 beers.
Enjoy, anon! Here will be drinking some red wine too, just to enjoy the day.
>How complicated would it be to make a card game simulator in java?
Not really that hard but you gotta first define realistic. Rand functions are easy to code (but not to model mathematically, actually its believed randomness may not exist but that's another discussion).
The animation of flipping the cards is moderate difficulty depending how realistic you want it, and setting up the rules is also easy.
May be annoying if you want to add networking capabilities to play with others since that implies you have to maintain a server and database OR peer-2-peer which is another beast.

I got an open ended question, since I know at least a few of the guys in a thread like this would fit.
For guys that are, like, straight, but like dicks, want to bottom. Like futas, femboys, whatever.
What's that like? What's the thought process of not being gay, but wanting cock like? I know guys get weird about this kind of thing, so I'm curious.

>>11557487
I would not like my real self to get anally penetrated irl.
My penis transposes itself into the futa's penis while my anus does so as the bottom bitchboy's anus, although I exclusively masturbate by jacking off with my penis (I used to finger my butt when I was younger and cuter but it has been some years since then).
In short, it's a fantasy and mostly mental rather than physical, much like any other heterosexual or so fantasies, depends on what I'm in the mood for in the moment.
Though realistically, every time I've had a wet dream it was as a top with women, boys and "futas".
It's more about being a libido vampire and extracting as much pleasure from the imagined scenario of two people fucking, which coincidentally are two people I would fuck IRL if given the chance to.

>>11557487
So, about this, a majority of the time, I typically prefer consuming futa on female content rather than fantasizing about getting fucked myself. Because it's conceptually two women instead of one, one just happens to have a dick. Four boobs and two women is hotter than two boobs and one woman. I imagine the female equivalent of this is wanting two cuntboys or something where everything except the genitals is unmistakably a man, and I know how every woman I've met loves their fucking yaoi.

Having been pegged by my ex though (damn I miss her), the answer is a lot less complicated than you think: We have a prostate. It feels good when you stimulate that prostate if you're the kind of person who's comfortable with prostate play, however just because you like anal orgasms doesn't mean you can become horny from another man, it just means you're secure enough in your sexuality to not foolishly lock off areas of potential your body has for pleasure because you think someone's gonna see you as gay for liking it. I wish more women understood this, because the whole presumptive attitude towards liking anal play = being gay is actually what causes men to become insecure and clam up about the topic. It's also important to note that a fetish you might have in hentai form may not translate to something you would want a 3DPD version of. I don't want to get fucked in the ass by a trans person for example because that's a real person being a hermaphrodite, but say I was a 2D hentai character, and someone was unmistakably, biologically from birth female in the hentai story, but just happened to have a dick, that's just like having more ingredients to put on the sex sandwich.

Imagine a video game controller with a 3rd analog stick, y'know? It would be seen as a straight upgrade in opportunity for more functionality by those who appreciate it. Different ways to play the game now exist.

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>>11557487
Surprisingly I'm not into futa stuff. Also there is nothing wrong about dildos, you may like the sensation of having your anus stimulated while not wanting to do it with a man. I like girls, the feminine figure and the scent of a ripe unwashed woman drives me wild.
But men pheromones and scents just don't do it for me.

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How THICC do you like your neet girls, anon?

>>11557678
>it just means you're secure enough in your sexuality
Yeah, this is more the line of thought I run with. This, and a mix of if it feels good, do it, and don't worry about it.
It's the way that makes sense to me at least. I should say, I agree that enjoying taking anal doesn't necessarily imply being gay, but I don't know exactly where that border is. Nor do I think it matters if a guy is. Personally, I think guys eager to bottom are kinda cute.
But, I know a lot of guys get real weird about their sexuality and what things mean, and that's what I'm more curious about, since it's definitely an alien mode of thought to me. There's the ones where it just feels like mental gymnastics and denial, and that's what I want to understand a little better.
>>11557781
>Also there is nothing wrong about dildos
Not at all, some of my best friends are dildos
>>11557535
Huh
Yeah never felt that way before, but interesting nonetheless. So, in trying to parallel the experience, I assume you're going to prefer anal with women in such scenarios then, since there's not the direct 1:1 analogue? Or is that something you can just work through?

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>>11557871
Love me some plump milfs

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>>11556790
>I wish you guys would blog more or something idk
I'm so sick of fucking dieting, but at least once in my life I want to have a six pack... I don't even know why, I'm gonna look like shit anyway no matter what, I just have too much lose skin by now. I think I will buy some reta to lose the last 10 pounds, even though I despise roid trannies shooting china chemicals into their bodies. But alas, what can you do.

I also get more and more obsessed with religion and spirituality each day. I can recommend it for anyone who spends much time delving into the lore of fiction franchises it's the better alternative. Many spiritual streams have just as much obscure and interesting lore, and just the placebo of engaging is something that seemingly has roots in an upper world has made my life more bearable. I am becoming a bloomer.

>>11557487
classical escalation of fetishes for me. Once you tried everything there is to do with your dick you also try using your ass to feel good. I only like fictional traps and futas though. Maybe the 0.01% of trannies who actually pass would do it for me, but if my brain senses anything that signals "this is a male" I immediately get disgusted. I wonder why the dick itself doesn't trigger that disgust for me, but that's probably from being brainwashed by porn from a young age on and in real life never associating penises with men, because beside my own I only ever saw maybe 10 or so dicks throughout my life

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>>11557871
Cute chubby level like most hex posted here. I want her to be able to get out of bed on her own or walk up or down the stairs without much issues. A good softness for cuddles and loving molestation

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>>11558191
>I also get more and more obsessed with religion and spirituality each day. I can recommend it for anyone who spends much time delving into the lore of fiction franchises it's the better alternative. Many spiritual streams have just as much obscure and interesting lore, and just the placebo of engaging is something that seemingly has roots in an upper world has made my life more bearable. I am becoming a bloomer.
Neat! What about philosophy? I started with the Greeks. Since I got lots of time to read and write as a neet, may as well write some books and get them published.

>>11548197
like my mum used to say; "you aren't going to meet anyone while you're in your room". admittedly this was when the internet was still taking off but even now talking to someone on the internet is not and will never be the same as meeting someone in real life.

it works both ways, i'm sure there's enough neet guys and gals who'd be alright with each other but we're both holed up in our rooms not having what it takes to find each other for one reason or another. (probably a few reasons, probably mostly mental)

>>11554613
you're talking about public-facing work, he's most likely talking about partners.

if i'm talking with a professional, i will want them to look professional, and this includes appearing well-groomed, both men and women, nothing to do with sexual attractiveness either, just things like clean-shaven/tasteful make-up/brushed and clean hair, etc.

it's women i'm attracted to that i (and i presume the other anon) don't care about make-up, actually i dislike very noticeable make-up most of the time. having a clean face and hair is enough.

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>>11558271
I had delved into philosophy a bit, but I'm lazy and understanding things for the sake of it barely gives me any pleasure anymore. When I read I either want the experience itself to be enjoyable and most of philosophy is too complicated for that (If I actually read the sources, and don't just watch someone on youtube ramble about it), or I want some actual use from my learning and philosophy is just too abstract in 95% of cases. Psychology I find more applicable in that regard. Or, as I said, spirituality. All in all the distinction between the 3 is a modern one anyway, so maybe I'm over complicating things...

I also started writing some books (fiction though), but as with many things I didn't pull through with it and stopped after 50 pages or so. Good luck to you though. I will buy your book if you finish it.

>>11558293
I still pray our future AI overlords will just assign us a suitable partner. Or a robot waifu, that would probably be even better, since I never even once met a single person that didn't annoy me after an hour. If I look at the chinese robots already doing kung fu moves it might still happen within my lifetime.

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>>11558323
Sounds like depression. I enjoy it precisely because its complicated and a lot of times more practical than psychology although I'll give a nod to behavioral therapy. I like reading the stoics and Marcus Aurelius had some great ideas too.
>fiction though
Thanks! Same here, I am trying to apply the philosophy ideas to fiction. That's exactly how guys like Alan Moore do it because it helps your work become more complex when you actually get some experience with different stuff.
And since I don't want to leave home a lot, I can at least write about what others did or proposed.

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Feels good to stay at home in the nude, forgoing any trapping that I may be human in any way. I am the lowest of the low...and I am happy like this

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>>11558485
>things said by submissive cat girls when they're too anxiety ridden to beg someone to enslave them

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I managed to get a date a couple of weeks ago.
It was with another trans girl who works at the mega corp I work at.
Our first meeting was pretty much
"hi!"
"hello."
"...I AM ALSO A TRANS GIRL." and then I ran away, I heard her say "oh my god" as I did so.
Was very embarrassing.
However, I managed to apologize at our next chance encounter and then I asked her out on a date, by which she accepted.
It went okay, it wasn't bad but it was clear we had nothing in common. Mutually agreed that there wasn't anything there.
she was pretty much a valley girl and I don't go outside if I can't help it.
I guess since she accepted at all, it was a plus? Good practice, experience and shit.
There's hope, fellow freaks, there is hope. I am going to try to attend a local artists guild, maybe a dnd group through the local trans social group.

>>11558574
getting into the local music scene is what worked for me. there are a lot of other trans people at punk shows, lame hipstery cafes, lesbian bars and raves and some of them are nerdy.

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Is everyone trans in this thread?

>>11558772
I'm not, biofem, but I don't mind sharing a space, and I know at least some of the same shit is understood in a way men just don't get. Plus their own shit I don't totally get but can vibe with.

>>11546502
It's the height of irony how Tomoko is the postergirl for NEETs yet never was one herself.

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>>11558772
I was curious about that.
Made a poll about it.
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleMd39Zp

>>11558841
it's probably because she canonically uses this website

>>11558897
Using 4chan doesn't automatically make you a neet, though. [spoiler]Just a degen or gooner.[/spoiler]

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>>11558898
she is both

>>11558899
She's not a neet because she's in school (the first 'E' in neet is education), and at this point in the comic she's basically an owner of a harem, so she's even further from neetdom.

But in my heart, she'll always be a neet to me.

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>>11558901
i mean goon (she even does it in official art)

>>11558902
Oh, she's a gooner for real. There's even a mini arc about her getting (and using) that vibrating 'shoulder' massage wand. If the comic was x rated, she would've been shlicking after getting that voice actor to say her perverted lines into her recorder.

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>>11558903
rare Tomoko deleted from deviantart. treat with care

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>>11558904
thanks anon

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>>11558905

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Tomoko is more than mentally ill enough to fit in this thread despite technically not being a neet.

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>>11558931
she can be fixed

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>>11558943
With enough love and care you can turn a sad messed up gooner into just a messed up gooner.

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>>11558955
huge thighs

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>>11558943
I don't want to fix her, I WANT TO MAKE HER WORSE!

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>>11558886
Nice!

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>grooming a homeless woman
>spending years on the streets with the same clothes and stuffy boots
>Hair: stringy, smells sour and musty
>Armpits: smell like onions, wet to the touch
>Feet: could only be described as pungent, like a sweaty, silky to the touch cheese
>Thigh: a musky, clammy pale bit of flesh
>Cunt: a tangy odor, like fermented yogurt or sourdough bread, tastes similarly
>Asshole: like my tongue
I don't know about you, anon. But girl musk drives me crazy with lust

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How do you find these kind of girls if they never go out or sign up to dating apps?

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Starting my journey to stop being so massively obese, or at least lose 10 kilos by the end of the year, I'm playing Fit-Ring Adventure on the Switch every day and trying to cut out snacks
But I can't seem to cut out alcohol.
I always start trying to lose weight but end up failing, but I guess it's okay to try as many times as necessary...

>>11559326
Cutting out snacks is good but you should really cut out the alcohol as well.

>>11559332
And physical activity is a must. It doesn't matter if you go from 4k calories a day down to 3k if you only ever burn 1.5k because you're not exercising.

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>>11559335
Alcohol is one of the few things I still have, and it would be very difficult to quit.
But I don't take it too seriously. As for physical activity, I went from doing nothing to 10 minute sessions at Fit Adventure.
I want to see if I can get an elliptical machine or something like that at a good price
Well, I suppose this will be a gradual process, but I'm discouraged by my constant failures to lose weight The last time I was at my ideal weight was when I was 16, and I'm almost 30 now

>>11559355
You just need two things to really make it work, anon: Consistency and discipline.
Consistency means following these habits (exercise, watching what you eat, whatever) without exception. And discipline is how you ensure you remain consistent.

Most diets and exercise plans fail because people get lazy, start skipping one thing, then two things, then a week, then a month, and then it just unravels.

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I had it all. A great job, a kind partner with similar interests, my own house.
I just underestimated my anxiety. My job was stressful. I stopped being able to do it well. Over a few years, it added up, I got fired. I struggled to find something new.
My fiancee grew tired of me not working. Found someone new, cheated on me. We had an argument, they left. I couldn't afford my house, had to sell it and move back in with my parents.

Now my anxiety is worse than ever. I don't qualify for neetbucks, I haven't worked enough.
I find the idea of finding work paralyzing. I know I'll fail again, and let people down.

Turned 40. Had my first heart attack. Now my insurance is going to disappear at the end of the year.
Maybe I should just curl up and die?