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>>11566325
>QOTD
Really depends on my mindset, there's times i'll be watching some sissy hypno and I want to suck on something, because it's kinda kinky and y'know - some cocks are really nice. But then there's times when thats not what i'm about, today. Rimming, dont know if i'd say I enjoy it, but i'm happy to do it, not really a fan of being rimmed myself though.

>>11566325
No, because I'm not gay

That's some fagass qotd

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Love rimming, and being rimmed. I remember the first butthole I ever rimmed was on this spectacular looking woman. She was about 22, and we both were really drunk. She let me rim her pink ass out and then fuck it. Then she gave me a rim. We were so drunk.
I like to have a gag in my mouth sometimes when I do anal, and sometimes I'll deepthroat, but I don't have a great toy for it. My gag reflex is on point though.

>>11566325
>When you play with your butt do you like to suck on or deepthroat anything? Do you enjoy rimming,vot being rimmed?
No because i need my mouth free to moan.
Never tried rimming or getting rimmed, so idk.

Also, any of you fags use the lovense app on android and find it crashes constantly?
It kept forgetting my saved patterns all the time too, could only fix it by deleting all data and logging in again.
They seemed to have fixed that atleast, but app still crashes a lot.

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>gf needs a lot of warmup to do anal
>tries to peg me
>notices I can insert 4-5cm width dildos with almost no warmup

yeah im definitely a buttslut

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>>11566441
Badass. I remember my gf and I sharing a dildo and she couldn't get it up her butt, so used her pussy instead and I fingered her ass while she did it, and then it was my turn and I hilted it immediately.

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>>11566325
>QOTD
No to oral, I have a pretty strong gag reflex so I don't think I'd enjoy it sexually
As for rimming it's not something I'd want to do or the be done to me, any ass to mouth just seems too gross

>>11566329
>I'm not gay, says the guy in the thread about shoving dildos into his ass

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QOTD
I've been going hard on my throat. I got super fucking drunk (unrecommended) and decided I was going to fuck my throat. Had my nice new plug in and it feels so good I don't feel like I need to ride something to get off, and it puts just the right amount of pressure back there to make me cum harder.
So anyway, I lubed my normal favorite toy for my ass and crammed it in my mouth and I felt it slip in finally. I felt my throat expand, and then I was able to do it again but a little more each time until it was all the way down my throat. I eventually gagged so hard I thought I would lose my plug, but it stayed firmly in place. I came hands free when I got it down I was so horny about it. And tears were rolling down my cheeks like a fuckin pornstar.next time I go out of town in buying mascara and eyeliner so my makeup runs and that has always been the hottest thing to me. Running eye makeup I mean.
I also shoved my new plug up backwards and the super soft t handle felt so good. Super soft silicone makes everything so easy, I wish I had something longer in super soft to fuck my ass and my throat at the same time with.

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>>11566325
>When you play with your butt do you like to suck on or deepthroat anything? Do you enjoy rimming,vot being rimmed?
deepthroating hell YES, but doing that while doing anal is a balancing act splitting attention to both ends; I'd much prefer doing each activity separate. (must be nice to turn your brain off and get spit roasted tho)
Once you've mastered using your ass as a pussy, the next step is to also fuck your mouth like a pussy. (I've done it so much I don't have a gag reflex anymore)

but imo I'm not a fan of rimjobs, giving or receiving; it's a hygiene thing for me & I'd think getting the taste of butt might turn me off lol

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>I hilted it immediately.

Im sorry to say that you are the slut of the relationship

>Pic related
I wish I could get fucked in the ass by another man while my gf helped. Would be pretty romantic.

Oops, meant to reply >>11566448

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got my first dildo just the other day

>had minor surgery on my cock, no jackin' it for 6 weeks.
>2 weeks in, so horny
>look at porn anyway
>desperate, I finger my hole
>instantly better than it's ever been. 2 fingers for the first time.
>anal history is just poking the fun button maybe once a year for 7 years, with a single finger
>always get impatient, and give up
>realize this is an opportunity for training, as I'm kinda in chastity
>dildo get, NS Novelties Colours 5"
>aroused every time I check on the shipping
>try to temper my excitement, 'cause it might be days of stretching before I can get it up in there
>decide to try sitting on it, maybe it'll be a good stretch
>nearly able to hilt
>holy fuck, heart is hammering
>get on my back and get serious
>bliss out for 30+ minutes, exploring my p-spot
>stomach covered in precum

Feels good. I was worried I wouldn't like the feeling.

>>11566536
I remember my first dildo, holy shit I never thought my legs would stop shaking. The adrenaline rush was pure kino. Good for you. Hope the surgery on your dick went ok.

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>>11566329
Don't need to be gay to shove a dildo down your throat. Don't need to be gay to get double dommed and pegged from both sides. Don't need to be gay to rim a girls butt. You're a WEIRDO! You fucking WEIRDO! Go back to /pol/ you closet queen. What's the matter, did someone fuck your face and you didn't like it? Why are you so hung up on gays and trans? You literally bring them up in every thread. But every time I ask you these sensible questions, you don't reply to me, and just start droning on about fags or whatever. Stop being a fucking weirdo. You're being a weirdo.

>>11566536
The NS colours dildos are solid. Glad you had a good time! Also hope you're recovering well.

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so there really is no super soft dual density toy with a thin core, huh
I wish there was something deliciously squishy without being a noodle

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>>11566511
I hope you can achieve your messy-eye-makeup dreams! Wish I had an animu pic I could attach here.

Personally, been working on my gag reflex and haven't been able to make a ton of progress, but maybe it's just because it's not a real dick lol. STILL, my bf is pretty avg size, and I want to be able to suck him off nicely without gagging as often lol. MAYBE ANAL IS THE ANSWER? Or maybe soft silicone like you mentioned. My current fave plug from topped toys is pretty dang soft, and I love it.

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QOTD: I love sucking on my jelly dildo, I only got it for gf to use on her pussy and for oral training use, its like 8" and i can get it into my throat so deep that the balls hit my jaw because its so flexible. Funny thing is i teached my gf on how to deepthroat with it. I love it when the tip slips down my throat theough the "wall" after a bit of warmup and my eyes immediately get watery, when i do anal at the same time i have to keep my hand off my dick or i cum instantly

>>11566664
you should not have that stuff around the house, let alone inside of your body

>wrist having a really bad carpal tunnel flareup so took it as easy as possible with my schedule today
>end up doing kegels a huge chunk of the day because nothing to distract me from my butt
>ass legitimately sore from just them

>qotd
no but I should try it again, I used to a bit back when I didn't know what I was really inexperienced and haven't tried since
back with my first bf I would suck on one on video for him while using another on my hole and that was hot

>>11566669
Its not one of those 5$ aliexpress ones, its like a flexible soft medical silicone jelly, if you know what i mean. I just used jelly to mostly describe the texture

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>>11566648
Thanks! I think it's so hot. I do all of this stuff to myself for the mental aspect of it all. If I wanted to just cum from physical sensations I would just jack off and be done with it. I am very small, and have extremely pale skin, and I've always loved the goth aesthetic. I started by simply painting my toenails black and that made my anal play 10x hotter to me. Being able to look down and my cute toes, standing on tippy toes, curling them up with every plunge of the dildo. God damn. My feet and toes have always played a role in my cumming, so it's all just wired that way for me. If I do pull the trigger on makeup I'll have to get a mirror to look in while I play. In fact, I think a mirror is a great idea for me and I don't know why I haven't done that. Only thing with makeup is I've only ever worn it once, and my dad immediately noticed I had been wearing it even though I thought I had removed it all with makeup remover.
He didn't get mad at me because I think he gets it. He knows what I look like and how little I am. I've been trying to make content to put on fetlife but man, taking good pics and vids is very hard, and I'm embarrassed by the quality of my camera.

>>11566509
Lets get this straight once and for all

Nothing any person does to their own body for pleasure without anybody else involved is not tied to a sexuality, period.

If putting fingers in your ass is gay because gay people do that to each other, then jacking off is gay because gay people touch each others dicks.

>B-b-but youre using a toy that is shaped after a penis so youre putting another penis in your ass

Ok so if I shoved a bottle up my ass, that wouldnt be gay, but if i shove anything up my ass that even remotely resembles a dick, now its gay. uh-huh

>>11566788
nta but it doesn't sit right with me that lesbians use dildos

>>11566791
Yeah, they should use fleshlights to scissor with them to masturbate

I'm 100% sure where my prostate is now and feeling giddy, the key was laying on my side while warming up for my plug and my fingers hit it dead on, I've been doing more butt stuff recently and that additionally makes it more sensitive from what I've read here

>>11566536
Welcome anal/on/!

>>11566791
>nta but it doesn't sit right with me that lesbians use dildos
Fr, it's sexual appropriation, lesbian folk have never been as socially aware/developed as Trans people.

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>>11566791
The primal human instinct of "cylinder go in hole".

>>11566794
This is what grinders are for and is a very real thing. I've even seen fantasy grinders that can be attached like a strapon.

i tried mixing an oil based clove lube myself with some coconut fat, mct oil and a drop of clove oil. i think it irritated more than it helped, but at least it smells nice.
i might try putting clove oil into water based x-lube instead, but i'm not in a hurry to try again.

>>11566325
>QotD

No, not gay

Don't turn this shit into that one whining back and forth some of you retards can't help but continue

>>11566791
So then get your own dildos and stop sitting on theirs

>>11566788
>Nothing any person does to their own body for pleasure without anybody else involved is not tied to a sexuality, period.

>Nothing any person does without anybody else is not tied to

Bruh

>>11566564
>Pedo ramblings

>>11566536
Gotta at least do 7" deep and 1.75" thick, really give your prostate a dicking

>>11566509
Correct, glad we're on the same page

>>11566331
Please tell me you both cleaned out your asses first

>>11566921
Okay real talk, I'm starting to think it needs to be removed if whoever starts the thread is gonna try to push it more prominently

Just fuck off

>>11566926
Oh no I used the word 'not' once too many times but everybody still understood what i meant

Stop being such a tight-ass, maybe you need to stretch it with a buttplug

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so many posts complaining about the OP but not one of these people have either made the thread themselves how they want it or started their own STRAIGHT MEN FUCKING THEMSELVES IN THE ASS NO HOMO thread lol

>>11566791
>>11566892

The penis shape simply is the best way to stimulate a hole, the bigger head with the ridges bumping across all the pleasurable zones.
Its almost as if nature designed pointy insertion part to fit well into sexy hole part

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah I dont know whats wrong with me, for the past 2 months or so every time I do anal I have an upset stomach for like 2 days. Like severe bloating and the feeling of gas being trapped.
I cant seem to figure out why, I might have to give it all up, it seems like something really unhealthy is happening as a result of doing anal.

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>>11566934
With what, like Clorox? lol, we had a shower beforehand, and both of us were young and in shape. I lived with her for a few years, she did however allow me to do anal a lot with her. One of the best ones was we were sharing a couch and the apartment was full of people sleeping. We got horny and started petting, and kissing. She didn't want full on sex because she knew I would cum in her and she would have to get up to deal with it, with vaginal sex. So she let me just pop my tip on her ass and just kiss and jack off as best I could so I could cum in her butt instead. So I did and popped it out and we went to sleep. It was so hot that the room had people in it, and that she kept it in her butt for the rest of the night. Eventually pegged me but only one time.

>>11566975
gut dysbiosis. need to eat healthier. lots of boiled mushrooms, lots of fibrous vegetables with olive oil and aromatic herbs, especially oregano (can also take oregano oil). also need to eat fermented food and maybe occasional probiotics.

>>11566982
My diet isnt unhealthy at all actually. I eat things like fruit, oatmeal, sourdough bread, yoghurt, etc.
I have been doing anal for like 5 years mostly without issue but lately it just fucks up my stomach. I dont know if its the actual anal or the cleaning but it fucking sucks

>>11566982
why oregano oil

>>11566997
carvacrol (one of its active compounds) is a fairly broad spectrum, but mild, antibiotic, that is also anti-inflammatory. you can take it every day for weeks if needed. there are a lot of compounds like this in various foods but oregano is a good intial catch all.


>>11566993
how are your bm's?

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Been trying harder and harder to do a session every night and have been for more than a week now. If I keep going like this I'll need to get a bigger plug!

>>11567016
>how are your bm's?
Fine, same time every day. Everything is completely fine for me unless I do anal then everything is fucked up.
I think my body cant handle cleansing anymore. Doing it 2-3times a week every week for 5 years is probably not good for your body

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It's been a while since I poured my own cum in my ass. Maybe I'll do that tonight mid-anal.

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>>11567071
I was going to bring this up but was too scared. Not often, but occasionally I've shot my load into a syringe and shot it up my rear. It doesn't happen often because of post but clarity. I've filled the syringe many times, but have only done it twice.

>>11567072
Post nut clarity*

>>11567072
Why not freeze it and use it during a session?>>11567038
Good slut!

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Psyllium husk is objectively pretty gross but I remember an anon who said a few years ago in this general that they imagined they were drinking a glass of thick monster cum.

It may sound silly but that comment not only made me enjoy drinking it, I now get turned on by it.

Thank you mystery anon.

>>11567088
Psyllium husk mix in a monster dildo with a tube and suck it out.

>>11567040
sorry :/ with an already good diet like yours you could try things like gelatin and zinc carnosine to help rebuild. whatever you do, i hope you can fix it!

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>>11567071
I thought that was a common thing to do?
I produce a LOT of pre all the time I'm buttfucking myself with my firm dildo, and sometimes a bit of cum when I go too rough or when I'm close to an orgasm and keep going, and it all pools down on the silicone mattress along with the dripping oil lube. The fluids mix together cuz they all drip near the same spot too (I do a leaning-back reverse cowgirl pose whether I'm riding the toy or using it manually), and when my toy is starting to feel too grippy I scoop that pool of fluids with my hand and slather it all over my toy and my hole, then push as much as I can inside me with my fingers.
It's really convenient cuz I end up using less lube in total, and this reused pre/cum/oil lube feels slimier and lets me fuck my ass even harder. It never crossed my mind that putting your own cum in your ass would feel gay or something.

Fuck I need to do anal again, haven't done it in two weeks

>>11566788
Come on dawg thats purest copium. I agree that anal play doesn't make you gay, but it definitely makes you at least somewhat bi.
>dude im just pleasuring my body lmao
Yeah, by submissively surrendering the hole between your legs to repeated penetration by oblong objects. Your preferred sexual role just happens to align with straight women and gay men but nah you're not into that fag shit, you ram that dildo in your boipuss while thinking about boobs lol

Fuck the qotd and op, this thread isn't just for gayshit

>>11567183
The fuck is a silicone mattress

>>11567277
>submissively
How can you be submissive when there is no other person involved
>Your preferred sexual role just happens to align with straight women and gay men
Actually, in relationships my preferred sexual role is dominant, just because I do anal stimulation alone sometimes doesnt mean that I dont like fucking a woman, I like that more than doing anal actually. But I like doing anal more than just jacking off. I have no desire of being fucked by either a man or a woman with a strapon
>you ram that dildo in your boipuss while thinking about boobs lol
You see, thats your issue, you are projecting your own fantasies during anal onto others. I dont really fantasize about anything when I do anal, I just focus on hitting the right spots.

Theres nothing more to it than "area feels good to stimulate, so I stimulate". Just because you dress up like a woman and fantasize about a 7 foot nigger fucking you while doing anal doesnt mean everybody does.

>>11567088
Have you started adding your cum to the mix yet

>>11566980
Bro just casually admits to having a shit dick and sleeping all night with poopoo on his peepee

>>11566967
The last time I did you faggots still made your own gay version and then mass reported it

Fuck you

>>11567277
Balls never touched

Checkmate

>>11567277
>>11567292

I have explored anal all my life, quite literally. When I was younger I would sometimes get into the hottub, and I would let the water jets blast my asshole while I spread my cheeks. I must have not been older than 8 years old. How can that have been tied to a sexuality when I didnt even know what sex was, never saw porn either, never even had a boner before, never been attracted romantically to another person before. It was purely a physical sensation for me that for some reason I have always been drawn to. So I agree with the other anon that sexuality has quite literally nothing to do with it.

Is water-based Pjur Backdoor supposed to be this shitty? Its all watery and turns into some kinda weird soapy matter from friction, lasts about 30 seconds and turns into sticky mess. Bought from a reputable vendor so I doubt its fake.
>why are you using water lubes
I hate clean-ups

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>>11566325
>QotD
I can literally ONLY cum while riding a dildo and deepthroating if I'm doing anal. I enjoy being rimmed in prep for anal, but rimming someone else is a no-go unless I know for sure they are courteous and clean themselves the same way I do for my partner.

>>11567277
>but it definitely makes you at least somewhat bi.
wrong
being gay/bi means having sexual attraction towards the same sex
why are you inventing new meanings for words?

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Imagine trying to talk your gf or wife into anal without lovingly rimming them out to get them used to the idea.
If you're with someone, and you're looking at their bubble gum pink butthole and you don't feel the sudden urge to plunge your tongue deep into it, you're probably not with the right person.

Also, anal with a dildo is not gay. Neither is oral with a dildo. They are however, submissive acts, and submission is usually a feminine trait.

>>11567352
Submissive definition: "allowing yourself to be controlled by other people or animals"

The sole definition of the word doesnt exist without another living being present. How the fuck is this possible when youre alone doing something to yourself retard. Go back to school

>>11566967
this is a porn board and the gay anal thread gets to post pictures of women and men getting fucked in the ass no problem
what kind of images would you even use for the straight one?
pegging works, but any actual solo toy play, which is what the thread would be about, would be inappropriate, because it's either a picture of a man toying with his ass, which is gay, or a woman toying with her ass, which gets you called a troon for self inserting as the woman.

i also don't know what you'd want out of that thread.
you can just hide the images if you're just here to learn how to play with your asshole.

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>>11567364
Now go look up the definition of "bottom" but I already regret interacting with you. However, I do love hearing the lamentations of the retarded.

>>11566511
so this is what the librarian's been up to during his twitch ban #loveallcyclists

>>11567366
One is a universal term that is used to describe behaviour in the entire living world on the planet earth. The other is a street language term made up by homosexuals. Not really comparable but fine Ill entertain you.

Here is the definition: "A 'bottom' in a sexual context is the partner who receives penetration during sex"

Even when youre trying to 'own' me you end up being wrong. Because even this definition requires there to be at least 2 living beings present. It doesnt even make sense, because if a 'top' is the one doing penetration and the 'bottom' is receiving penetration, if you humor your retardation and try to apply it to a solo setting. Then I would be both a top and bottom at the same time, because Im the one penetrating myself lmao. Which is the whole reason your logic doesnt work.

You are utterly braindead, stop talking

i mean you could just shut the fuck up and stop vomiting all over the thread about pointless shit
yea?

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Thinking about picking this up for my next toy, or maybe a neotori stoic. Anyone try this toy before? It looks crazy, thick as hell and hitting those progressive bumps would feel crazy.

>>11567381
Its too funny to watch buttsluts flail and cope about being straight like someone is gonna call antihomo gestapo on them

>>11567388
The fags and trannies flail and cope because they cant seem to accept that theres regular straight guys in this thread. That including anal into masturbation has nothing to do with sexuality. Until then, threads will keep being vomited on

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>>11567388
>YOU ARE SO GAY IF YOU DO ANAL!
Noo.... I really am not attracted to men
>LOL YOU ARE A GAY SUBMISSIVE FEMININE BOTTOM
As I said, I just like the feeling
>FLAIL AND COPE YOURE GAY
Uhh.. ok

Yeah, WE are the annoying ones.

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>>11567383
I’ve been wanting something kind of like this, but with more pronounced bumps. Something almost anal bead esque so there’s multiple big hurdles and pauses between, but rideable. Pic-related is the closest I’ve found, but I want something that’s not chineseum, which I’m sure this one is. Any recommends would be nice.

>>11566325
>Qotd
I usually watch TikTok while riding, sometimes deepthroat my SPT Leo (8.5x6) so that I can take bigger guys.

>>11567296
>The last time I did you faggots still made your own gay version and then mass reported it
Sounds like no one wants part of your gay anal thread, anon.

>>11566968
>The penis shape simply is the best way to stimulate a hole, the bigger head with the ridges bumping across all the pleasurable zones.
>Its almost as if nature designed pointy insertion part to fit well into sexy hole part
Not to mention that larger guys push into the sigmoid, which can increase pleasure, and is almost a peacekeeping evolutionary product to keep smaller guys in check.

>>11567411
I thought sigmoid pleasure was just a meme

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>>11567407
Jammer from square peg would be nice in their firmer silicone.
>>11567383
Looks amazing to me. The next toy I buy will probably be from them. I like their merch too.

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>>11567407
Oh here's the link for Jammer. I guess it's limited release though.
https://www.squarepegtoys.com/product/jammer-2/

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>>11567420
I don't think I've ever orgasmed from going past the sigmoid, but damn it's it mindbreaking getting stretched out and my guys rearranged. press down your stomach while it happens, you'll feel every inch and squirm like crazy

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>>11567397
ew a woman in my anal thread.

Does anyone have recommendations for plugs I can use either publicly, or simply for long sessions? I feel like at least in theory there's plenty that fit the criteria, but I'm curious if there are specific models people in here like for this. I mostly just want something that stays in place really well and doesn't have a huge bulky base (though I do get that having no base is stupid and dangerous).

>>11567316
Xlube nigga

>>11567330
Because they're gay

>>11567352
Sucking a dildo is absolutely gay, your tongue and lips touch the balls

>>11567301
Bro just outed himself as being born gay lel

>>11567291
>>11567183
kek I meant silicone mat

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>>11567427
Egg plug from square peg is by far the most comfortable thing I've ever put up my bum. The handle seems like it would be big, but it's a great design. Won't show up under clothes unless super tight. And mine stays put very well. Sitting on it is hardly noticeable.

>>11567397
Shut up fag

>>11567420
It's the best feeling ever, I'm addicted actually

>>11567435
Where do you get it

Any form of masturbation isnt tied to sexuality

What makes it gay or straight or lesbian or whatever the fuck, is what you fantasize when doing so

Jacking off while fantasizing about fucking a guy is more gay than shoving a dildo up your ass while fantasizing about being pegged by a woman.

Case closed, can we move on from this forever now, I dont want to discuss this every thread

>>11567454
#teamsuckdick

>>11567455
Not gay as long as you are fantasizing about sucking futa dick, with fat juicy titties bouncing above your face as you gobble it, obviously

>>11567459
it is if you got here in 2016 and see trans women in every 2d dickgirl, and thinking about trans people is your mkultra trigger implanted into your brain by the government to make you angry on command.

>"Putting a penis shaped object in your ass or mouth is gay because only men have a penis"
Wait did you just say only men can have a penis? Checkmate trannies

>>11567459
Futa still gay

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>>11567466
Which one would be more gay to have sex with

>>11567438
That looks pretty nice, I'll give it a shot, thank you. Just out of curiosity, what size do you use? Not sure how much that matters in terms of it staying in place, or if the design is good enough regardless of size. From the size chart I think I can handle a medium.

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I got it. It must be the color of the dildo that makes it gay or not. If you buy a pink one or something girly it's gay. You have to buy the black dildos to be super manly and not gay. lol
In all seriousness I don't know why kink shamer has to always come in here yelling gay this and gay that, like a total weirdo. You know we've had women in these threads, do you just assume that only men put things in their butts? Just like last thread you're the only one bringing it up, and throwing in casual racism as well. This isn't /b/ or /pol/ it's a kink thread on a kink board and you'll never find ANYONE to do anything to your butt ever because you have a terrible attitude, and no one likes people like that, especially in the kink community. Enjoy the solo life forever, hope you get better at playing with your butt. Haha, go to a kink event, you'll be laughed out of there for such bigotry.

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>>11567475
I got the L/XL it's a pretty good size for me. They have that pay a little extra and try it out thing if you're nervous about the wrong size.

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>>11567479
I was wondering how it must feel to be a woman in these threads because all we ever talk about is prostates and wether or not sucking dick is gay

>>11567473
Both are pretty gay, futa worse, has balls

>>11567488
There's no women in the gay thread

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>>11567475
Shop from home is what it's called. For an egg plug you pay an extra $6 and try it out. If you don't like the size you can ask for a smaller or bigger size and pay the difference. I'm not certain if they refund anything if you downsize even though they're cheaper.
I wonder what they do with the toys they get back...

>>11567432
>Sucking a dildo is absolutely gay, your tongue and lips touch the balls
Nice deepthroat queen humblebrag

>>11567454
>Pegging can be gay
Imagine thinking that sex with a woman can be gay. The absolute state.

>>11567488
sucking dick is definitely gay, sucking a dildo is kinda gay but I can kinda see how it could be a kink for some while doing some butt stuff alone

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Did something like this again to myself the other night. I need to get some time locks.

>>11567497
Don't mind him he's just gaytarded

Riding my new hilt 85 right now and all I can say is wow. That last knot is insane. Feels like it could make me cum if I could keep from stopping cause it feels too intense lol. Its a lot softer silicone than I expected tho, I wish it came with a suction cup so it'd be easier to ride.

>>11567631
There's a few manufacturers that make double-sided suction cups, I got one from Uncover Creations and I know Uberrime and Sinnovator make some too.

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Have any of you guys ever tried those blossoming plugs for like anal chastity? They look very uncomfortable.

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>>11567631
That's my problem with the hilt. It's not exactly a dildo or a plug, something kinda in the middle. I feel like to get the proper prostate stimulation you have to tense up but that basically prevents you from riding it.

I recently got a mare maker 100. I've got gape keepers55 65, a hilt75, artimis 80, spike 90. The mare maker feels like I'm about to bust apart, in a good way. The length presses nicely into the sigmoid and omg the fucking width. Sometimes when it pops in and out I squirt a little piss through my cage.

My spike is my go to warm up because of the width graduation and nice length to warm up deeper. Artimis is my go to for having a hard fuck, that fat head pops in and out of my sigmoid and makes me cum like a slut.

I got the artimus 93 along with the mare maker but holy fuck is that a HUGE step up from the 80. The thing is a fucking legit monster and actually scary. I haven't even tried it yet but I can't wait for it to split me like a log. The 93 is 2 inches longer than the 80, tied at 14 with the spike. The spike is a way more narrow head than the huge fat one in artimus. Just talking about it is making my hole weak. I would start lubing my ass but I had two consecutive days of multi hour sessions. My hole was really weak and gaped last night. Felt really good. Anyways I digress...

>>11567631
>>11567647

You're getting closer, keep knot fucking and it gets easier and easier until you're cumming non stop on it until your legs give out

i bought a 1.75 inch and a 2.25 inch lovense hush because they were on sale.

having tried both of them over the last 2 days for what must be over 12 hours of actual bluetooth vibration use, i can say that i regret nothing and i'm really glad i bought 2 of them because i need warmup for the bigger one and the smaller one is perfect for that.
the bigger one doesn't vibrate as fiercely as the smaller one, but there's more to grip so it still gets me off better.
the two smallest sizes of hush look way too pointy and like they'd puncture my colon if i twisted my ass the wrong way, but i'm curious if the smallest one has really strong vibrations focused on a tiny spot.

until i tested the volume just now by leaving the plug vibrating on max while i go to another room to listen, i assumed these things were loud as fuck and i'd get a knock on my door from the neighbors if i use max intensity too much, but apparently it's only loud if you're in the same room or if it's pressed against your spine from within your body.
a flatmate would hear you though.
having done the test, i can confidently say that i'll be using it at high intensity more from now on.

my only complaint is that the t-base is too small to go all the way over my perineum, and the end of it likes to dig in so much that it chafes.
that part does also feel pretty good when it vibrates, but i just pulled a huge rock solid plug out of my ass for like the fifth time in two days, and the only part of my ass that's sore right now is my taint.

also i have a much easier time getting the hard 2.25 inch lovense inside me than i have getting a very soft, medium sized mundir's knot (2.4 inches diameter) into my ass for some reason.
maybe neotori's soft is TOO soft for me.

>>11567631
I just finished up. I got the knot in twice both times my whole body tensed up and my ass just shot it out cause it squeezed so hard. I was on the verge of relaxing enough the second time to really get it seated but as soon as I felt myself relaxing on the part after the 2nd knot it just made me tense up even harder. Crazy how intense it felt, I loved it even if it was a challenge to get it there. I tried angling it a few different ways but it seemed to end up pointing to my left if I didnt hold it still. I really want to get it all the way in and just grind around on it but that'll have to wait until next time

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>>11567488
dont know, dont care

>>11567660
Thanks for the encouragement! I really felt closer to a hands free orgasm than I ever have before, just need to get over the hump lol

>>11567647
The artemis looks nice but I think I would just get the pegasus 105 instead because of the flare and the extra girthy ring on it

>>11567647
Yeah the MM is amazing, prob my favorite of the Topped Toys I have. Using the 115 as an opener now.

>>11567689
I swear that toy tricks my ass in to taking way more than I thought I could lol.

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I've talked about my new egg plug a few times but damn. It literally changes the way I walk when I have it in. They have another plug called the tailraiser that I can only imagine how it feels.
I'm super interested in a slink, but I would also like to try the mare maker from topped... Jesus, as I'm writing this I can feel my insides quivering.
I also think the chute from TT looks pretty sick. I know a couple buttsluts in the last thread were worried about being too ruined for a regular size cock, but the chute plug is the answer to that problem..
How does TT soft compair to square peg super soft?

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>>11567689 # #
>3" larger circumference than my biggest toy that I can barely fit.
I'm ngmi
3rd edit. I need to stop drinking.

>>11567628
>Don't mind him he's just gaytarded
Yeah, I have no idea how people can't understand simple concepts like sexuality.

>>11566968
>Its almost as if nature designed pointy insertion part to fit well into sexy hole part
Yes, cocks go well in asses

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Good lord. Put in my new plug and put estim pads under the handles, on either side of my hole. Oh my God. It was incredible. If you've never used an estim, if you don't have a tight solid connection to your skin the current can get a little stingy. But it's completely sting free even on very high settings if you have a solid connection. That was the beauty of this. The higher I turned the stim up, the tighter my hole clenched, the tighter I clenched, the more I pulled the plug into me, pushing hard down on the estim electrodes and making for a wonderful sting free experience. Clenching around super soft silicone is amazing. And I believe has actually repaired a couple issues I was having with my butt. I ordered my plug because I figured I needed to give my hole a break. But like it wasn't getting any better at all, even with prepH 4x a day.
Plug came in and I couldn't help myself. I crammed it up in me as soon as I unboxed and gave it its first clean. I think the super soft texture, and my super powerful estim clenching has fixed it all up because it's all better today.

>>11567792
At least you admit you're stupid, which is better than most

>>11567889
What issues did it supposedly fix

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>>11567894
I had a hemorrhoid the size of my pinky and I think that was causing something else down there that was painful, but on the other side. I think because it was rubbing there or something. Possibly unrelated. And maybe it just took the prepH a long time to kick in. All I know it's gone and no pain. I finger fucked myself first thing this morning to check.

I dont understand why there is no good high quality silicone dildo webshop in the EU, surely it must be a good business idea because you would have no competition.
I mean sure we have Neotori their dildos are good but their selection is tiny. People in the US can buy from Bad Dragon, Squarepeg, Topped Toys, etc. Im kind of annoyed I cant try all their amazing dildos

>>11567924
>Im kind of annoyed I cant try all their amazing dildos
Sure you can, you just have to pay the import fees. Except for Topped Toys which has a EU warehouse now. Plus there's some retailers for Hankey's stuff.

>>11567927
>Paying almost double for an already expensive dildo plus having the customs open and inspect your package
Yeah, no thanks. I didnt know Topped Toys had an EU warehouse though, thanks for the tip

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>2 hours into a session
>body is finally getting the hang of when to push and pull, toy i used to struggle with normally just glides like butter
>family comes in right when i was just about to go into the shower to continue
god FUCKING dammit man

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>>11567980
Bummer. You can't be quiet in the shower? I do it all the time when mine are home. Something similar happened to me recently, and I didn't have time to remove plug so I had to go deal with family stufd with a giant plug in my ass. It was... Ok.

>>11567915
>sample

>>11567889
>sample

>>11568004
>>11568006
Well it's not my fault most of the originals are to big to be posted here. Better than no pics at all.

>>11567915
Coincidence

>>11568002
I do not trust myself, nor my butt to stay quiet

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Has anyone tried vr to watch pmvs while doing anal? Is it worth?

>>11567892
Imagine responding to bait, especially bait that picked no side. ;) You bottoms are too easy.

>>11568041
>Homo logic

>>11566325
>qotd
I really love having things in my mouth, but deepthroating is kind of distracting. It's probably because I'm not very good at it, but even though it's really hot to me it's also really uncomfortable. I sometimes get into a kind of zen state with anal play and trying to deepthroat takes me right out of it. If that weren't the case I'd absolutely enjoy deepthroating.

>>11568002
i tried doing it in the shower but it was short, if i have water at me it could wipe away the lube, if its away from me its wasting too much water for nothing, also if parents are home spending 10-15+ minutes doing it along the showering might be sus, dunno, if its less i have to stop just when it will start to be enjoyable
for people that do it in the shower, how much time to you spend doing it and whats your experience

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>>11568054
Every night is basically the same for me. I hop in shower, use body wash on my naughty bits. Lube fingers. Finger butt a little. Put dong on wall and lube. Slowly slip it in, take a few seconds to get used to it and then I start plapping away. I point the water away from me, so it doesn't wash the lube away. It takes me like 10-15 minutes to get off like this, then I use the remainder of the hot water to take my actual shower. I turn the hot water wayyy down when I point it away from me. But I like the sound and mist so I don't just turn it off entirely.
I don't normally play with my butt before my nighttime shower unless I've got nothing going on an am super horny.
If I fuck up and play too long I won't have enough hot water to finish and I have to get a partially cold shower and I hate that, so I'm pretty good at keeping it in mind.

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>>11568002
well good news, they left and i got to try it out
i warmed up a bit with my smaller toy and then slapped the mundir on the wall around where my waist is, but it kept turning and bending, and i had to keep either reajusting it, or spreading my legs out so it would go in nicely
it was... fine, but it would probably have been better if i had actual space to move, and the lube didnt constantly wash off
in the end i slaped it on the ground and finished off by riding it while jerking off, and even tried riding more after i came, but i just straight up couldnt' cum afterwards, i was just in a constant state of 'just about to cum but not really but its still feels reaaaaaaaaall damn good' and kept this cycle of riding and jerking and doing both at once to no avail for like 10 minutes untill i forced myself off
overall yeah that was neat but i could have probably gotten the same thing if i didnt care about dirtying my towel while riding in bed/10
also any tips on how high to stick a dildo on a wall?

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>>11568069
Congratulations! Sounds fun. There are a lot of suction cup attachments you can add. I think someone sells a double suction cup base for use with normal dildos. Yeah here's some. Never used one before tho.
https://uberrime.com/products/double-sided-suction-cups

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>>11568034
It's good but it's a challenge as it's easy to knock stuff over whilst you're fully immersed in VR so you need to prep the room first just as much

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>>11568080
Love that artists oc

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>>11568194
>sample
Oops

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be honest, am I about to die?
https://litter.catbox.moe/i0y4ci.jpg

>>11568209
Nah. Looks like fun though. I definitely wouldn't buy any skin tone toys though. I was so happy square peg had the lavender color now. I like that little purple and green guy there. And the dog cock looks good. So you act like a bitch when you knot it?

>>11567420
Results probably vary based on your anatomy, toys and what sensations you personally enjoy.

My only toy that reaches that far is my horse dildo so it's pretty girthy. It might not be noticeable or interesting with smaller toys.

For me, the flared head will physically pop in and out of the sigmoid in what feels like a ring, clinging and being stretching by the toy. It can feel more intense and pleasurable than the anus or prostate being worked. Last few sessions I've actually preferred chasing and focusing on it instead of the other two, something about a sensation stretching and filling deep inside of you feels amazing. If nothing else it's a third erogenous zone to play with and amplify your experiences.

>>11568217
It really does feel great when you get past it and it loosens up some. Its the only way I have full body shaking anal orgasms. Everything before it is just an appetizer. Part of me worries its bad to stretch that deep but it feels too good to stop

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>>11566325
>QOTD
I do it before and after, love leaving lipstick all over my dildo

Tourists, post images or begone

>>11566325
>qotd
I've deepthroated toys before, but it's not a regular thing. I love eating ass, and my gf has eaten mine a few times

>qotd

No, I'm not g a y

>>11568069
>Advice on wall height

Ass height? Wdym

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>>11567383
>>11567421
Nice to see some other Lycantasy fans here! I ordered some stuff a week and a half ago from them, it's still at 'preparing' status, but I expected that. I ordered their silicone firmness samples a bit ago, and when one of them was wrong, they sent me the right one and a bunch of tiny dicks! XD

The mothman one does look really appealing, esp having seen it! (in miniature, at least! Lol)
Wanted a knot though, so I got the Rouxgaroux size med in soft. Will report back when it arrives

This thread is a shithole with all the fag talk Jesus fuck

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>>11568069
>>11568310
Like, there's ass-height, but you can also play around with above and below ass-height. Lower can be good if you want a more upward angle, like closer to standing, but higher can be better when you're angling lower, like with 'face down, ass up.' Seems counterintuitive, but if you think of your toy like a joystick (or other pivoting joint,) you want to align the shaft with the direction your ass is thrusting, from whatever position is comfortable for you.
Tldr, there are no rules. Experiment with what feels good. Start at the center, sure, but don't be afraid to explore.

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Might be reposting content, but I keep finding shit in my downloads that seems. Shareable.

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>>11568361
When you go to Topped Toys and you see all the pretty male models holding and showing off all the phallic toys you can buy to shove up your ass, how does that make you feel?

>>11568364
Nah that's gay, just do ass height

>>11568446
I exclusively shop at wetforher.com

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>>11568209
How'd it go Anon? Hilt all of them? Those beads look really fun

>>11568446
Honestly, when I go to Topped Toys and see that its purely marketed towards gays I kinda dont want to buy from them

>>11568461
Yeah but then you read the reviews and you realize they're popular because they hit the prostate really good and that's all that truly matters

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>>11568461
I've jerked off to their toy descriptions so I guess I'm a massive faggot

>>11568474
Nah you just recognize a quality prostate pleasuring device

Nothing gay about prostate health

>try dildos
>enjoy it
>feel ashamed and throw them away
>repeat

I can go months without doing it but the urge always reemerges. Fuck man. Just want to finally cream without touching myself. Got close a few times. Relapsed again and bought another. Think I'm fucked.

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>>11568483
Just give up. That shit gets expensive. There's nothing to be ashamed about. In fact, I was just reading that the majority of young heterosexual sexually active men think of ass play as totally normal sexual behavior.

Are Topped Toys just really soft or something? They’re all so massive, it’s wild they fit

>>11568500
I don't have one, but my understanding is that they have the same firmness as Squarepeg's toys which are very soft. I usually find it much easier to fit a Squarepeg toy of any given girth than the same girth from another brand.

>>11568500
They're springy, not super soft but they compress very well

>>11568503
>>11568506
Good to know. Might consider getting one

>>11568461
>>11568472
>>11568474

LGBTQ always rambling on about inclusivity, tolerance and not putting people in boxes. But then they decide that using anal dildos is only for gay men. I find the Topped Toys website quite offensive in that regard

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>>11568512
nigga who cares

>>11568513
Clearly I care, its prejudiced and bigoted to assume that any male engaging in anal stimulation is gay. And its especially hypocritical when its coming from the same people who always claim to fight against prejudice and bigotry

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>>11568518
I hope you get raped

>>11568513
I think it's fair than Anon doesn't want to have to look at pictures of naked men in g-strings while trying to buy a new toy. They could instead do what Bad Dragon did where they now hide the furry porn by default.

>>11568521
How tolerant of a person that will shoot up a school of kids when being misgendered once

I have come to the sad conclusion that my ass is not an erogenous zone for me.
It's a shame, I find anal hot but fingering and using butt plugs does nothing for me. I probably should have realized sooner because I didn't even feel sensitivity when rimming myself with toys.
Maybe a partner is what I'm missing, but I'm not exactly an attractive guy so I doubt I could find someone to actually explore with and not just hookup with.

>>11568500
They're definitely soft and squishy but in a good way. You can easily go 1 inch up in circumference from a firmer toy

>>11568528
It seems like you have only tried shallow options, buttplug and fingers. Neither of these really go far enough usually to reach the prostate.
Anal didnt start clicking for me until I actually started using dildos. If even that doesnt work, then youre only option is to become the one that does the assfucking

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It's only gay if balls touch.
Masturbation is not gay
Looking at pics is not gay
Sucking a dildo is not gay
Thinking about getting fucked by men is not gay
It's only gay if balls touch. This is established. Acting like any of this shit is gay is really very weird. It would be like saying since you have an animal dildo you perform acts of beastiality.

>>11568535
Ball touching is a bad indicator of gayness in 2026, after all >>11567473 fucking the left would be more gay than fucking the right

There is quite literally only 1 indicator: Are you sexually attracted to a men's body and face? Yes? Youre gay. No? Not gay. Nothing else matters.

Genitals by themselves are irrelevant

>>11568535
it's counterintuitive that all the straight sex toy shops sell dildos with balls and the gay ones sell ones without, probably because for women it's lesbian if you don't touch balls. but your safest bet is to stuff yourself with cocks that have no balls attached.

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At this point, we need 2 different anal threads, one for fags and trannies and one for straight guys. Im tired of this slop spammed in every thread. Shut the fuck up and shove a dick in your ass

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>>11568500
It takes a bit of training for the big ones but honestly I'm a huge stan for topped toys. I started with a gape keeper butt plug I bought my kink3d chastity cage and was like, ok holy fuck. I've tried a lot of toys in my ass and none have felt as good as this. The softness has some spring to it so squeezing around the plug compresses it like a stress ball for your asshole. I then have gone down the rabbit hole the past 2 years getting quite a large assortment of their toys.

I work at a sex shop as well and the shit we sell there i would honestly never put in my ass. I try to get them to sell more quality toys but people are cheap as fuck when it comes to sex toys
That and topped toys doesn't have hole-sale (lol) so the prices would be even higher than the site I think

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It does not matter at all whether doing anal makes you straight, gay, bi, whatever.
Man that's attracted to only women and does anal? Ok.
Man that wants another man to shove him down and pound him? Ok.
Man that wants to get pounded by a woman with a strapon? Ok.
You know what you like, no need to force a label onto everything. It makes zero difference whether you consider doing anal to be gay.
If youre straight but do anal and now youre 1% gay? Who cares. It literally changes nothing. It's not like you'll start wanting men to fuck you just because you did anal too many times. Your straightness wont start draining out you. Whether the judges of the anal thread rule that anal is gay or not has no effect on your sexuality, you already do what you do and are attracted to what you're attracted to. There is nothing to protect besides some sort of weird pride that being 100% straight matters.

(Ok maybe you'll start wanting men to fuck you if you do anal a lot but you were already gay or bi if that's the case.)

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>>11568512
Bro shut the fuck up and post pictures, no one cares about your self imposed homophobia.

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>>11568549
All you fags and trannies want to do is groom people. All the fucking time. Everywhere you go on the internet your first thought is "how can I groom somebody today".

Thats why youre getting so upset. The thought that there could be straight men so comfortable in their sexuality that they can practice anal stimulation without it affecting their sexuality. You cant groom them and thats pissing you off.

Every thread its you grooming ass trannies starting this shit.
>You need to start learning how to suck dick to please a man!
>You need to get fucked by a real dick anon
>You need to dress up like a girl anon, its so much hotter
>You need to wear a chasity cage and ignore your dick anon

You shut the fuck up and let me enjoy anal without your faggot ass grooming bullshit. Heres your picture cocksucker

>>11568548
Exactly. Can we have this pinned to every thread, its such simple common sense, I dont understand why people arent getting this

>>11568550
I made this for you hopefully you're happy over there

>>11568548
>(Ok maybe you'll start wanting men to fuck you if you do anal a lot but you were already gay or bi if that's the case.)

Meh, I would honestly like to know how it feels to have a real dick inside you. But Im not attracted to men whatsoever.
Ideally, id like to get fucked by a very feminine looking trans woman that also has a big dick AND likes to be the top. But those 3 things are quite literally an impossible combination to find in reality. Sad

>>11568557
Whoops forgot link
>>>11568556

If I want something to aggresively grind against my prostate, then I probably need something with a wide head? Or how does this work

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>>11568580
>I probably need something with a wide head?
yes ideally some with a flared head,
crazy how nature just made a penis shape just for that
https://nothosaur.com/products/conola/
https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceflared
my absolute favorites, if I lost them I'd buy them again without hesitating

>>11568532
>>11568547
I think the biggest toy I’ve managed is the Hush 2 from Lovense, for context, but that’s very solid and difficult to insert. What would you guys recommend if I were to get something from squarepeg or topped toys?

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>>11568580
Mine is a human shape but has a large gland and gland corona or lip or whatever. And it is firmer silicone and my God it milks tf outta me. The super soft stuff just doesn't do that for me, but I love them for stretching my hole. When I use mine standing up, it scrapes the fuck out of it in both directions. So I'm getting milked in both directions. I know it's that thick stiff lip on the gland. A flaired toy would do it for me too I'm sure.

>>11568461
They aren't gay, they're just canadian.

>>11568580
The most important factor to aggressively grind your prostate is dildo firmness. If I want to milk my prostate I grab my glass dildo.
Its the only material that can make me get an actual prostate orgasm, where cum starts leaking out of my dick without any contractions

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>>11568585
I'm not them, but I'm curious. What size Hush 2?

>I'm a dude and I want to shove something up my ass, lemme go buy a toy for that, it's not gay
>Wtf why does the seller have pictures of a dude getting ready to shove a toy up his ass, that's gay

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>>11568595
lel
pure pottery

>>11568595
>Let me start a sextoy business
>"Who should we market towards boss?"
>Gays, only gays, I want women and straight men to feel unwelcome when entiring our website
>"B-b-but boss thats not a very smart business deci....."
>Shut up Timmy, gays only

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>>11568597
Women either don't care or will be at least slightly titillated, it's only those closeted homos that will feel slighted. If you're actually straight, you just won't care because that's how real men roll.

>>11568595
they should show prettyboys getting the whole horse penis up their ass instead of buff dudes yeah

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>>11568599
They couldve at least chosen feminine men, femboys, or cute trans women. Not these bony hairy fags that look like they already have aids baka

>>11568603
Kek yeah, but good models cost money - especially for lewd stuff like this.

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>>11568597
...so you're admitting that you think a dude putting a toy up his ass is gay? Personally I don't think it is, but I didn't expect you to openly admit it. What, exactly seperates what makes it gay vs straight? Why is the guy on the website gay for holding a dildo in his hand, but you're not? Is this why you guys don't have any images to post? Cause downloading an image of a dude using a dildo would be gay?

>>11568594
Like a couple inches across I think

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>>11568606
Pls, we have just started moving on from this. No more arguing about wether you can be straight when putting dildos in your ass. It literally doesnt matter

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>>11568585
If you have the largest hush 2, (I got mine when there were only 2 sizes for the Hush 2, small and XL, which is now the 2.25 inch version), you can handle the Gapekeeper 65 pretty easily, maybe the 75 with some training/practice.

>>11568597
>yeah boss we should market our toys meant for fist fucking faggots into rosebudding and prostate obliteration to women who don't have prostates and mostly experience psychological pleasure from anal
Women will just buy any old dildo off amazon, or even from fucking hot topic if they want some kind of werewolf grinder or whatever. The extreme anal toy market is dominated by fags who want to wreck their holes or by furries who want the same thing but from a horse or a dragon or a dragon horse rottweiler. Topped toys saw a niche in the market and filled its hole till it gaped.

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>>11568607
Well they have 4 sizes they sell. Ranging from 1" to 2.25"
I just bought a toy from square peg. First one ever for me, and my first super soft silicone toy. You can definitely fit much larger than you think if you're used to harder toys. You could pretty easily go 20% maybe even 50% bigger. My biggest toy before my new super soft had a circumference of about 6.75" and my new toy is 7.25" and it went in very easy with no warmup. Even easier if you heat them up before hand in hot water. Very soothing to the ol rump hole. I definitely could've gone a size or 2 more.

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>>11568608
>It literally doesnt matter
Okay then maybe they should shut up about it instead of shitting up a general that was fine for years before they showed up. They usually just whine at the beginning and end of the threads cause they're tourists, but the qotd put them into a meltdown so they're gonna be here no matter what I do. At least I post images when I make fun of them

>>11568609
>>11568610
I think I got the larger hush 2. Thanks for the insight. Doing some window shopping now lol

>>11568611
>People in the threads rather dont want dildo blowjobs to be included in the anal threads
>The OP purposefully made the QOTD about sucking dildos

Oh please, he provoked it on purpose and you know it.

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>>11568615
>Oh please, he provoked it on purpose and you know it.
I never said he didn't? Doesn't change the fact that someone's choosing to freakout over a topic that's been discussed in these threads frequently since their inception.

Post images, homo

>>11568611

Nigger, /LGBTQ/ quite LITERALLY has an ENTIREEEEEE BOARD for themselves. Is it so much to ask to keep this one single thread free from all the fucking talk about sexuality. And yes, both sides are to blame

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Why am I such a broke bitch, I want to try out at least 3 new toys.
>I want to try out a TT Gape Keeper buttplug because I heard amazing things about it
>I want a Large version of the Neotori Flathead Synth because my current medium version is one of my favorite dildos
>I want a Large Stoic or a Flared Chance because I have never tried a horse dildo with a big flared head before and people swear its amazing

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WOULD COST ME AT LEAST 100-200 BUCKS AND IM BROKE. This hobby is way too expensive

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>>11568623
That's not a porn board you disingenuous freak. We talk about getting pegged by women here, and we also talk about getting topped by dudes. If you don't like how we do it here, you can go somewhere else. We're not required to censor ourselves for your specific tastes, snowflake.

Post images, homo

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>>11568627
My secret to saving money is being too small to take big insertions. The toys are way cheaper

>>11568628
>We talk about getting pegged by women here, and we also talk about getting topped by dudes

Nobody cares about that? The problem started when multiple comments were made "If you do anal, youre gay". Surprise surprise, straight guys who like doing anal masturbation that hang out here got upset. Wow. Not to mention, you just proved my point, because this whole annoying shit stopped, until you brought it back up... once again

Also, this isnt "your" place fag. Last time I checked its a public board where anybody can post anything they want. If you dont like it, you can go to Reddit where you can suck off a mod for special privileges.

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>>11568631
Well your hole is small. I'm pretty small at 5'6" 125lbs but I can fit some surprisingly large toys in. Well not super long, but fat ones are no problem. I'm only about 6" deep tho.

>>11568631
I knooooow, Ive spent years upsizing and now my dildos are at minimum 150 bucks for a premium silicone one. Once you size up, you cant go back to smaller, its impossible. Some of my smaller dildos that used to be my absolute favorite dont do anything for me anymore.

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>>11568627
Anyways, help me out, if you had to choose, which one would you get first?

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>>11568628
>>11568633
Anons.... one of you have to stop replying to the other. Break the cycle of hate, this is a thread of love, buttlove to be exact

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>>11568627
It's not a hobby, it's self love. Cheaper than therapy and twice as effective.

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>>11568633
>The problem started when multiple comments were made "If you do anal, youre gay".
No, the problem started when some insecure tourist saw the word "blowjob" buried in the op links and decided to go on a crusade against anything gay in these threads, including anyone discussing getting topped by dudes or licking their dildos. You don't get to pretend like nobody here was paying attention to what happened. Him getting made fun of came after, obviously.

And yeah it's not "my" place it's "ours"...including all the other dudes who have been posting gay shit in these threads, including the word "blowjob" in the op. We're not the ones asking for special treatment, the tourists are. Tourists go back, I've been here forever, I'm gonna continue posting the same stuff as ever.

Post images, homo

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>>11568634
I can go deeper than that but I can't go very wide.
>>11568635
>my dildos are at minimum 150 bucks for a premium silicone one
holy moly, i'd be broke too if I spent that much on every part of my collection

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>>11568644
>holy moly, i'd be broke too if I spent that much on every part of my collection

I need 6-7cm diameter minimum or it doesnt satisfy me. And they are all this expensive yes. My collection of dildos is probably worth over 2000 bucks by now and I still want to buy more, try new things

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>>11568645
>I need 6-7cm diameter minimum or it doesn't satisfy me
That's your minimum? what's your max?

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>>11568644
I feel you about cost. I was looking around online and not to be a cheap bitch, I found the same platinum body safe silicon online, and for only like 25c an ounce or so.
Been kicking around the idea of starting by taking some of my favorite toys and remaking them into different firmness. Or even take clay and add bits to my existing toys and make molds out of them and pour new toys. Eventually maybe even making my own entire design out of clay and custom make it how I want.
The only other stuff you need is like containers and plaster of paris.
That pic is super hot btw, I love that pairing

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>>11568649
>I was looking around online and not to be a cheap bitch, I found the same platinum body safe silicon online, and for only like 25c an ounce or so.
Are you the same anon who's been posting about this in previous threads? I can't lie, I was hoping you'd try it so I can see if it's a decent idea or not.
>That pic is super hot btw, I love that pairing
Yeah Lio+Garo is my obsession right now, super hot pairing. I was thinking of cosplaying Lio for dragoncon but I don't think I have time now

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>>11568647
>That's your minimum? what's your max?
Y-y-yeah basically. If I want to get off at least. My max is probably somewhere around 8cm or 3inch but I havent done that in a while, it was actually getting too big to be enjoyable. 6-7cm diameter is my sweet spot. I rather enjoy many different dildos on this size than continue to go bigger and bigger at this point

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>>11568658
>I rather enjoy many different dildos on this size than continue to go bigger and bigger at this point
Yeah there's so many different shapes to try. When I have the money for it, at least

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>>11568642
Well for what its worth, that was never me, I dont care about people discussing actual gay or trans stuff. It just bothers me when straight men are being shamed out of enjoying anal.
So we can make peace for now

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>>11568651
Yeah, that's me. I was all fired up last thread because family was out of town, but now they're back and I can't logistically figure out how to do it now, unless I just come out and am like
>I'm going to start making and selling dildos online
Thinking about it. I'm kinda tired of hiding all the time. And Bunny Lio would be easy cosplay. ;P

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>>11568666

>666 trips
I dont trust you.... demon

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>>11568666
>So we can make peace for now
Peace. Hopefully next thread has an op qotd that doesn't bait the homohater so the threads can be at least a little quieter

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>>11568669
>I was all fired up last thread because family was out of town, but now they're back and I can't logistically figure out how to do it now
That's rough, I'm glad I live alone, every day is crossdress and anal day.
>And Bunny Lio would be easy cosplay. ;P
I do have a bunny outfit so all I would need is the wig...but I'm not nearly courageous enough to go out like that.
>>11568666
>AI pic
>666 trips
Sam Altman is the devil confirmed

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>>11568664
The worst part is... I bought a few ~150 bucks dildos that looked good, but in reality didnt feel that great, so I used them maybe 2-4 times and then never again because you cant send a dildo back after using it (obviously).
Ive been considering manually adjusting the dildos I dont like that much but I have no clue how to reshape silicone, or if thats even possible

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>>11568677
>but I'm not nearly courageous enough to go out like that.
I'm the same. I even bought some stupid drugs because everyone said they would lower my inhabitions, but I'm too scared to take them lol. Like I need to be prancing around in some bunny suit in public haha.

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>>11568679
>I bought a few ~150 bucks dildos that looked good, but in reality didnt feel that great, so I used them maybe 2-4 times and then never again
Oof, that hurts. I hope you find the perfect one so you don't have to keep breaking the bank to break your hole
>>11568684
>Like I need to be prancing around in some bunny suit in public haha.
I might be willing to in the right environment but idk

>>11568512
I mean, they are canadian...

>>11568446
put off heavily

>>11568528
sorry but it's physically impossible
all men have a prostate
all women have the g spot
both can be massaged through ass
both feel amazing when massaged
unless you have neither somehow and are a genetic freak of nature missing organs and nerves in the area, this is purely a skill issue on your part

Anyone know where I can get a horse cock (not Chance) with a fat flared head? Want to feel it scraping my insides out while I get adjusted to it's size.

>>11568852
Look at the Fantasy Toy Directory in the OP. I personally don't own any with a huge flare so I can't give any recommendations.

>>11568595
right because only gays buy dildos
that's the whole fucking point
just because your text is green doesnt mean what you're mocking is wrong

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>>11568852
Nothosaur and Exotic Erotics are likely your best bets. Or check out Orobas from Twisted Beast.

>>11568599
no woman is being "titilated" by a scrawny pale faggot in a jockstrap with a 80's pedostache
you hyper homos might like that but that shit is revolting to normal people

>>11568873
>Orobas from Twisted Beast.
Pegasus* from TB, meant to say.

>>11568606
>...so you're admitting that you think a dude putting a toy up his ass is gay?
you seem to not be paying attention to the topic being discussed here
we're talking about the horror of a website that is topped toys
if for whatever reason you haven't had the misfortune of going to it, maybe try to see what is being talked about before chiming in when you're clueless to the topic

I havent done anal in 2 years because last time it stsrted to hurt and it felt like there was a tear and i tried ro just power through it but it felt like there was like a reslly little skin tag the last time i did it and i just kind of stopped out of fear. That fear hasnt rlly gone away how do i get back into when i was 19 it felt like i could just jump on a huge cock whenever but now im scared ill get injured again

>>11568879
Theres absolutely nothing to be afraid of, there isnt really much that a regular dick sized dildo CAN actually injure. You can get some small tears around your asshole but Im pretty sure its quite literally impossible to cause serious harm on the inside

And even small tears around the 'entry' are no big deal, they heal in under a week. Use good lube (xlube) and warm up slowly, go 1 finger, 2 fingers, then dildo with plenty of lube.

>>11568892
Ive tried fongers but they dont actually feel good anymore im using xlube and fingers just feel like a little uncomfortable im worried im like ruined and anal will never feel as good as ir used too

>>11568852
>Anyone know where I can get a horse cock (not Chance) with a fat flared head?
Idk how fat you want it but I like my neotori stoic

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>>11568897
You type like your drunk lol. But I will tell you theres nothing you could possibly have damaged that "ruined anal forever". Its all in your head.