Adopt a cute neet edition!Thread question: should governments open neet adoption centers?
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I love girlfailures so much
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>>11574377>>11574376Kansai is in college and has a job you fucking casual
>>11575112Yeah, the only ones that can be considered neets are yaniko and penpen, everyone else is in school or works.
>>11574374>should governments open neet adoption centers?Probably not.There is a 100% chance it almost immediately turns into human trafficking, sex work, and defacto slavery, and strays into dubious consent offloading of children to whoever wants to molest and rape them. State ordained kidnapping and captivity of a vulnerable population that can be given a diagnosis for a mental disability in a couple of focused hours, that instantly discredits any claims they make of future abuse, is a recipie for disaster.And before the >god I wish that was mestarts flowing, do note the slavery part, entailing actual work under threat of physical abuse. The actual answer is expand social services and produce programs that can find and negotiate work and training that otherwise dysfunctional people can still perform, but that's a conversation nobody is ready for because that's spooky socialism.
Hippie neets that stink good
How I wish I could see other human beings as a regular activity. I'm pretty sure my friends are dead and that's why their ghosts can only be around for a few hours a month. I'm probably just hallucinating them, I never reunited with them and they aren't actually real.
>>11577573theyre not dead theyre in videodrome
>>11577575>videodrome>1983 Canadian science fiction body horror filmYeah I wasn't around in the 80s but this seems to be about getting trapped inside of some sort of VHS-adjacent plane of hell. #relatable
>>11577573>Anon is slowly becoming pokemon Hex Maniac
>>11577573>>11577630Hot! I might just need to marry that anon
>>11577630>>11578432She does seem cute even if I couldn't make much sense of what she's supposed to be in the actual videogame from just a cursory google search. 8/10 would go on a date where we both disassociate and stare at a wall.
>>11578562Pretty much just a weird girl who is obsessed with ghosts and paranormal stuff
>>11578562>would go on a date where we both disassociate and stare at a wall.Would you also feed her pastries as she absent mindedly eats them from your hand? Not really looking at you but making tiny noises of appreciation
>>11578569Ah. I didn't look at her stuff that much but I couldn't quite tell if she actually was a ghost or something. Still cute. Maybe she could show me her collection of weird artifacts that she's attempted to trap the souls of people inside of using complex rituals or whatever it is girls like that do for fun.
>>11578571Oh is that what she's into?Yeah she has some pretty intense eyes going on. Absolutely. It might take me a while to believe she isn't actually a ghost but if that girls idea of a date is weird handfeeding then we're already on similar wavelengths.
>>11578573>is that what she's into?Nah, just a cute scenario I thought of
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>>11578574I like the eyes of this character the most honestly. It gives a bit of a intensity to everything she does, even if she might not mean it. Seems like she could just be really intense by default. >>11578577Wow seems like I'm not the only one who thought that. Yeah yandere for sure. If she's going to do soul binding rituals I need to let her know she needs to do the ones that don't hurt or endanger herself.
>>11575994>There is a 100% chance it almost immediately turns into human trafficking, sex work, and defacto slavery,A shame, the idea sounds hot. What about a corporation that allowed people to adopt neets in exchange of sexual favors? Seems quite fair and not that different from onlyfans
>>11579316Same issue, probably lead to neet slavery
>>11579316The problem is you are seeing this from the perspective of giving them up for adoption, what if it's the other way around?>Philanthrophist Ex-Neet makes a foundation to help other neets because he truly has faith in them>People are hired and pay to be caretakers to try and steer them in the right direction or to simply provide them with human company and a real life friend.>It's really like a roomates situation but turned into a side gig.>Caretakers and Neets are chosen by matching similar interests and hobies.
>>11574374>>11574832>clean smooth shaved pussyshe doesn't shave her shit
>>11579607>she doesn't shave her shitDoesn't matter. She's not strong enough to stop me from shaving her myself.
>>11574629Is 3pm beer bad? I've had a 12 and 11 beer somewhat regularly
>>11575994>expand social services and produce programsI was in one of those programs. Extremely well-funded, purposefully overstaffed. The goal was to keep people dependent so the staff could have easy jobs for as long as they want.Basically farming neets for infinite tax money.I only got better when I got out.Never trust someone who says they just want to help.Anyways...>>11579424>Same issue, probably lead to neet slaveryNo issue. I want to legally own a neet girl.
>>11579683>Is 3pm beer bad?There's a spectrum with these things.If you just finished work for the day then it's fine.If you just woke up then you have a problem.
>>11579607She learns to shave or she's getting waxed.
>>11579592What option would maximize the possibility for sweaty sex?>>11579685>No issue. I want to legally own a neet girl.BASED
>>11579685>The goal was to keep people dependent so the staff could have easy jobs for as long as they want.>Basically farming neets for infinite tax moneyThe solution there is the position is salaried, with a commission for every successfully settled neet that doesn't have a relapse or otherwise require further attention for, say, a two year period. Incentivizing actually rehabilitating them instead of milking them.Of course, that requires levels of government that most people don't like.
>>11579979You're asking for every single person working in the program to be completely different, in every way.It's the equivalent of saying "The Nazis could've won WWII if he dropped the anti-semitism, German-supremacism, and the state-centralization."At that point it's a completely different group of people.
Do Neets ever shower?
My girlfriend is a full on neet, i have been living at her place for the summer months and when alone she literally does nothing else than watch netflix, play LoL and drink enegry drinks. Sometimes she goes to a rehab for work preparation and applies for schools. I have been teaching her to cook and helped with her mental health issues a bit. She had a super rough childhood with an abusive single mom and basically no friends but shes drop dead gorgeous. I guess women who are pretty dont always make a lot of friends.The sex is good though.
>>11580266I was showered every day when I was a neet. Partly because I fapped every morning and I wanted to clean off the smell.I usually hear that female neets don't shower, but...>>11579654The neet girl who moves in with me won't have a choice about showering every day.
New Neet idea>Tradwife Girlfailure>Raised by ultra conservative religious family>Taken off school because she was bullied>Was instead home teached in how to be a good housewife>(Not even done a good job in that apparently)>Became secluded from outside world>Have a hard time using technology>The house she inherited is hard to pay for, so she finally decided to look for a housemate to split the water and electricity bills with>Tfw you go to her place after seeing a hand drawn flyer to her address
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>>11581076I have distant family members in this situation-ultra religious/inflexible gender roles, the boys are weird but self-sufficient, but the girls are dependent on their parents while they wait for marriage-they are closer to 40 years old then not at this this point, never worked, only attended Bible college (no professional skills). When their parents die, they will probably need to be taken in by their brothers, or in poverty.
I've been all week gooning and I don't regret a thing
I once asked how to meet people and an anon here said "go to the local scene," but how do I find the local scene? And what do I do? What is the local scene? Do I just start going to places? How do I find the places or events?
>>11583443Are you in the wrong thread?The idea of a NEET scene seems self-contradictory
>>11583515this is also the neet support group you faggot.
>>11583443Don't look for the scene for 'neets', look for events and shops for different interests you have. Certain hobbies are more likely to attract neets than others, but your goal isn't to make friends with other neets just because they're neets. You want to make friends with other people who have similar interests because then you can actually do things together. Although, you need similar core values to not clash too hard.If you're into gaming, then look for gaming shops, they host more events than you'd realize.Want to go rock climbing, join a gym. Trying to exercise more, look up the November Project.Look for museums near you and see what you'd like and start going, enjoy the collections and the events.
What is the dumbest thing you've ever done, anon?
>>11584236I keep on noticing this weird ghost girl has something slightly messed up with her mouth. It's fine though. Maybe her binding to the living world is very slightly immaterial, she's still a good girl.
>>11584236>>11584252>Ghost neet gf>She wasted all her life and was filled with regret>Now she is also wasting her afterlife>Anon moves into her place>Tries to scare him off but she is too socially akward for it.>Realizes Anon also likes a lot of the nerdy shit she liked while she was alive>Decides to let him live with her>Or rather she becomes an ethereal squatter>Demands a constant offering of Chicken tendies and Chocky milk
>>11584371>ghost girl has anxiety>takes her a few months to leave the attic to try and spook me away every time>its fine, she's just scared and traumatized >she's been dead for a long time so I tried to figure out what the closest is to the autism special from the time of the napoleonic war>nah turns out she still loves modern innovations such as tendies>it's impossible for her to not look immensely creepy the entire time she's attempting to hang out with her new mortal bf but she's trying man
Do you think you would be able to handle a mentally ill neet gf? I'm talking full-on schizophrenia, deep trauma, and delusions.I recently beat the Bag of Milk games and they left me feeling like an empty husk. I did every ending hoping for even the faintest ray of happiness but it never came.I never wanted to give a videogame character a hug so badly before. She can barely function..
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>>11584654I live with a mentally ill neet woman and the answer is no
>>11584654I wonder what exactly other people get from media like that. For me its always wanting to give that messed up girl the same love and care I wish I have, and even if she's often portrayed as much worse seeing all the parallels to what I am suffering from drives up that want to care for her even more. It's easy to see just how things could be different when you have far more than just empathy for the exact same things she's gone through. Maybe I should watch a playthrough or something, the games seem pretty short, the plot synopsis probably isn't doing it justice. I've noticed that whenever I am outside I need to really lock in to make sure I am spatially aware of my surroundings, my mind just wants to get lost replaying a flashback rather than paying attention. This can be dangerous considering the world is designed for cars and not people and they are far more likely to maim you for life and makes things a lot worse if you get hit than killing you clean. Also add in the delusions I guess. Need to be scanning around for the stalker I am pretty convinced I have. Yeah maybe I should track down a good playthrough upload.>>11584670Hey I feel you ghost girl. We're never waking up from this nightmare sadly. The best we can do is to try and find some solace with each other to avoid becoming ghosts ourselves.
>>11584654They need to be able to handle me
>>11585304Girls like this will freak out and become completely convinced that you are satan himself man. They kind of can't handle you, non-functional means non-functional. If you really like them you need to have a lot of patience for them.
>>11585313ive fapped an unhealthy amount of times to /ss/ hex artthe idea of neet shotacons is really hot but mostly unexplored
>>11585508I must admit I like the character. So many depictions of her where she seems like she's trying to keep a lid on not being normal, but it always shines through in some way that she's not like most other people. Maybe not being familiar with the source material helps, I have no idea if the characterization of her as a messed up yandere that will still stare at you constantly even when she's trying her best to not come across as creepy is some fan thing. Took me a while to figure out what /ss/ means. I'm already familiar with what shota means, I'm not that innocent. I probably would have trouble trying to stop her from creeping around outside the local middle school due to flashbacks from being reminded at all of being that age. You just know a girl like this wants to lurk behind a tree during recess hours. In keeping with not judging people for what they're horny for they can't really control being into, y'know, characters like that. Just need to help them to make sure they don't engage in it in a way that is damaging to themselves or others.
>>11584654>Do you think you would be able to handle a mentally ill neet gf? I'm talking full-on schizophrenia, deep trauma, and delusions.>>11585313>Girls like this will freak out and become completely convinced that you are satan himself man. As long as we can clear up the legal issues of keeping her in a cage...(Don't worry I'll make sure it's comfy.)
>>11585951>(Don't worry I'll make sure it's comfy.)pic relevant
>>11585951Maybe there's someone who wants to take care of a mentally ill neet girl and also isn't into lifestyle BDSM. It is theoretically possible, but I think this venn diagram might be a circle. Abandonment issues are a lot less scary when you are literally chained to your boyfriend.
>>11586009>Maybe there's someone who wants to take care of a mentally ill neet girl and also isn't into lifestyle BDSM.Unfortunately, the people most willing to take care of a non-functional girl are the ones who have that as a fetish.It's either that, or someone paying the caretaker a salary.>Abandonment issues are a lot less scary when you are literally chained to your boyfriend.And if I put a mattress and a lot of pillows in her cage, will it really be any different from spending all day in bed?
Any neet here on a show binge? I'm thinking of watching Breaking Bad all over again.
>>11586178>And if I put a mattress and a lot of pillows in her cage, will it really be any different from spending all day in bed?Blankets, pillows, a nice portrait of Master for her to stare at when I can't be around her 24/7, a water bowl, all sorts of things to make her cage more of a nest. Usually neet nests aren't clean but when you're under the absolute care and control of someone else they sure can be when you aren't given a choice. Nestrotting sounds a bit more comfortable than bedrotting.
