The rules:>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.>Remember that we're here to have fun!Previous thread: >>11523761
Desuarchive link: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/11523761/Previous thread's unanswered wishes:>>11571084>I wish for comfy horror.>>11576440>I wish I was a futa succubus who cockvores people and turns them into cum-filled-condoms "pets".>>11576711>I wish I was a cherished living sex doll girl with detachable limbs. Female/dickgirl lovers are my preference, but I won't say no to cute guys either.>>11577099>I wish I could know all the coding required for my software development degree so I don't have to do any more studying.>>11577341>I wish I could "curse" people to become cute boys and femboys (including, and especially women and girls)
Eh, make me a hucow.
>>11578042>>I wish I could know all the coding required for my software development degree so I don't have to do any more studying.Wish granted! You are now a master computer scientist. Since intelligence is sexy, let's give you an amazingly hot female body, too. People will accept the new you without surprise.The downside is that you will not suffer fools gladly. You will find this out upon being given an arrogant and stubborn teammate on an important college assignment. After cleaning up one bad GIT commit too many, you will offer to suck his cock if he will stop trying to contribute to the project. You will be surprised to see him agree, and once the deed is done he will meekly follow your instructions for the rest of the project.This pattern will recur throughout your career. Clients with demented requests; bosses trying to hinder your work; jealous colleagues trying to steal your successes. You will find it more expedient to use your body to get them to shut up than to listen to their inane babble more than a few seconds. As it turns out, engineering is 20% skills and 80% handling people. You will be great at both aspects of the task.It's not all bad; your combination of sexual skills and technical achievements will help you zoom to the top. You can likely be CEO before you are 40. Perhaps you will feel a bit of shame at sleeping around so much, but getting the dumb new intern to eat you out so you no longer hear his dumb suggestions will always feel like the winning move. You will never get any professional or personal repercussion for using your body, and perversely you will find that the dumber the person you talk to, the better a lay they are. Outside of work your personality is just the same as it always was; it's just when dealing with computer science that you feel compelled to silence the dummies.>I wish I could start a fertility clinic where I would impregnate cute women who desire kids but have no partner, or women in lesbian couples.
>>11578047Granted. You now sporting two milkers the size of which will make most watermelons jealous and a trademark venus body type to boot. A headband with horns and a cow-print bikini will be delivered to your mailbox in 5 to 10 days.Now for the downsides. On top of the fact that the weight of your newly acquired jugs is not doing your back any favors, you, following your desired cow theme, simply cannot stop producing milk. If you neglect to milk your breasts on a daily basis, milk will start to overflow, embarrassing you in public. On top of that, to compensate for industrial-scale milk secretion, you need to consume around 3,500-4,000 kcal per day. Keep in mind that your ration will affect the quality of your milk. Enjoy yourself.>I wish to be turned into a large group of women linked by unified shared consciousness
>>11578089Granted. Your main fertilization tool is your penis. Yes, this simply means that you fuck your patient to get her pregnant. Sounds lame, except for a few factors that mostly work in your favor.First of all: your balls are particularly susceptible to gene therapy. With just a few procedures using your clinic's equipment, you can temporarily rewrite your sperm's DNA to match a donor's. This is mostly used for lesbian couples: take the DNA of one girl, put it in your balls, then fuck and impregnate the other girl. Bam, you'll get a child with the DNA of both parents. Sometimes you get a slight mutation that will generate a XY male child even when it shouldn't be possible.Your balls will keep the altered DNA for a couple of days, then they will progressively replace the altered sperms over the course of the rest of the week.Second benefit: you are incredibly fertile. Sort of. Your cum can impregnate any uterus 100% of the time, but it becomes infertile a few seconds after it leaves your cock. This means that if you want to impregnate someone, you'll have to cum directly into her; you can't just put your splooge in a bottle and sell it as a "portable pregnancy".Speaking of splooge, let's talk about the third benefit: you produce copious amounts of cum with each orgasm. Like, one spurt roughly equals one bathub, minimum. Fortunately for you, you have a fourth benefit that gives you the ability to cuminflate other people with no size limit; unfortunately for you, this effect is limited only to people. This means that you will burst every condom and onahole you'll try to use.Fifth: you constantly emit pheromones that makes you look sexually attractive and a true stud. The effect is proportional to the victim's desire to have babies.
>>11578531 A woman without any interest in having babies will be immune. A couple who wants children will find you very attractive, with the wife dripping wet just by looking at you, and the husband being willing to let you fuck his wife as long as he gets to watch. If someone is desperate enough... well, they might just decide to rape you on sight, like the zombies from 69 Days Later. Due to your documented medical condition, nobody will suffer any legal consequence for this... Although you might be asked to clean up afterwards.>I wish I was a woman with two big titties and lipples. Which I am gonna stuff sooooo full...
>>11578534Granted! You are a cute, sexy woman with big honkers like your pic, though you may decide if you are blonde or brunette and make other small changes like that. Also just as you wished, you have sensitive lipples capable of being stuffed (and they give great head).Unfortunately for you, your breasts are sapient and each got a wish of its own after becoming capable of speech. One wished for your mouth to become a pussy, and the other wished to always know what you're thinking. This will leave them speaking on your behalf, and yes, they are extremely horny and would LOVE to be stuffed with cock and other lewd things.However, you don't control what either of them says. You can try to speak through your face pussy, but it'll just make wet queef like sounds, and the vibrations from your vocal cords are enough to make it wet. You'll probably have to wear a mask in public. Some people will find this cute, of course. You can still moan, whine, and gesture all you want, but people will tease you about your condition.Your tits, on the other hand, are both fully capable of speech, and thanks to their second wish, are directly connected to your mind, and what they want more than anything... is what you want. They'll know what turns you on, and enjoying pleasure and sex as the sensitive body parts they are, will flirt with people whether you want them to or not. They'll catcall people you find hot, playfully tease at your fantasies or desires aloud, tell your lovers what you secretly want, often before you yourself even know you want it... you could land a big, strong futa in bed only for your tits to tell her to edge and dom you, or meet a cute boy only for your talkative bust to assure him you'd like him to treat you like a slut, no matter how much it embarrasses you, so long as it's the truth. And, of course, they'll love partners with the right stuff to stuff them with, and they'll make this known to all who can hear.
>>11578702If you don't step in, they'll probably push you into becoming a sex brained slut who lets her tits think for her. It wouldn't be a bad deal, since they'll always know what you want more than you yourself do... but it'd be at the cost of your dignity (as if that matters)But I suppose you could also work "with" them, indulging them with partners who like breast play and being more open about your desires, maybe start camwhoring for income (you'll be popular in no time). They'll still say embarrassing things, but they'll act out less (unless you want them to act out more).I hope you do stuff them often (ideally sexually), it's one of the few things that shuts them up.>I wish for a cozy, yet lewd world of girls, futa/dickgirls, and cute boys, where people could be and were turned into things such as ladypots, fucknugget pillows, furniture, etc.
>>11578425Granted! You are now a hivemind of women, though unlike your picture, they will have different appearances. They will all be you, and they will all be attractive to you, but some will appeal to different desires or aspects of you. One might be a milf if you like milfs, by shy and cute if you have a submissive side, be sporty tan and boyish to represent a more playful side, etc. You're kind of like a one mind harem with every flavor you could ask for. You will start as 20 women, and have a house that can accomodate all of you well enough (but not super comfortably) until you start finding places to keep your bodies, which will get easier in time. Some fuck buddies might let a body be their roommate, other bodies might find lodgings in brothels or as courtesy of porn studios, etc... though if you wanted to just make a bunch of friends and keep a little piece of you with each of them I guess that could also work. Each body is healthier and has far fewer needs than that of a normal human, but still has needs. If you don't start finding homes for them soon, bowls and plates of food and water on the floor might be your best way to keep every body fed and hydrated, and depending on how freaky the people you entrust your bodies with are, that might not change when they move out.Now for the fun part.You said you wanted them to be unified by a shared consciousness. They are, and yes, it is yours... but it's shared in the sense that it is jointly used by your various bodies, not that all of them use it at the same time.You can feel your other bodies, but your senses will always be strongest in the body that has the strongest hold on your consciousness. These "parts" have their own autonomy and will act based on the part of you that they represent. The milf might be confident and dominant, the tomboy might be playful and energetic like a puppy, the shy nerd will be submissive and needy... they can even play with each other as if they're different individuals.
>>11578714The motherly one might spoil the needy one, you might be "focusing" on the boyish one as the girly one pushes for you to try on cute clothes, simultaneously feeling your embarrassment and your other body's excitement, and sometimes the bodies, each having some level of individuality, will initiate sex with each other in what can best be described as the most intimate masturbation anyone has ever felt.While these bodies can and will die, they age very gracefully, and will be reincarnated as your own daughters, rapidly reaching adulthood after birth. Sex can also allow you to grow as a group, at the small cost of experiencing your own birth each time.This comes with a drawback, however. Your consciousness struggles to be spread thin. You can focus on one body perfectly, two well enough, a handful with practice... but not all of them. While your bodies do have individuality... they're dumb as rocks if the consciousness is spread elsewhere. When you're leaving them to their own devices, they'll remain in a semi conscious, almost half asleep state. They'll still be able to do basic things like eat, sleep, etc, and do what they want, but they have the smarts and independence of housecats. Remember that bit about other people letting them stay with them? At times it'd be less so roommates, moreso looking after your almost pet like bodies that they sometimes fuck. It can certainly work out well though. You don't need to think to be naked for a shoot to make money, be a fucktoy for a fuckbudy, work at a brothel, or whatever other homes for your bodies you can think of.Shifting your consciousness around will feel like waking up from a dream each time. You might check on how one body is doing, only to groggily blink and find yourself with catgirl ears and a tail plug in your ass, the girl who was looking after the body smiling wide and taking pictures. Maybe you'll check in on a duo only to wake up as both fucking the other like an animal.
>>11578715Again, they're all you, but at times, managing your active consciousness and attention between your bodies will feel like babysitting women too horny and dumb to survive on their own... women who are also you. Does this mean you're too horny and dumb to survive on your own? Probably, but thinking is overrated when you can have the fun of twenty or more women at once...>I wish I was a cute girl sharing a fun and active sex life with a loving, incestuous mother.
>>11578042>I wish I could "curse" people to become cute boys and femboys (including, and especially women and girls)Granted. The curse requires you to first generate poisonous cum through an orgasm; and then find a way to get it to the intended target, through feeding or injecting. Once you do that, the curse will automatically take effect, rapidly transforming the victim into some kind of boy. The transformation will be primarily based on your desires, although the victim's original appearance will have a slight influence. You can decide whether bystanders will notice the change as abnormal or not. Hell, you could even convince the victim that they have always been a femboy all their life!Unfortunately for you, the transformation also causes a rebound of temporary hypermasculinity, throwing you headfirst into full bara territory. We're talking musclegut and plenty of body hair. On top of that, the bara-ness will also infect your mind, more specifically filling you with lust towards your newly-boyfied target. Good luck managing that.Thankfully, the effect is temporary, and over time you will slowly revert back to your normal form. I should also point out that your cum isn't ALWAYS cursed: you can decide, on the moment of orgasm, whether your "batch" carries the curse or not. You know, so that you can masturbate in peace at home without fearing that your splooge will flow into the sea and curse someone at random.>I wish for a lewd zombie apocalypse.
>>11578042>I wish for comfy horror.Granted! At night, you hear scratching noises. Footsteps that you can't find the source of. Sometimes objects are in different places. Sometimes, you see eyes watching you from around the corner for a brief moment before they disappear. Sometimes something looks wrong in the mirror.This is all the work of your imaginary girlfriend! She isn't real, or at least she isn't very real at first. That's why it's so important for her to play tricks on you, because the more you believe in her, and the more you think about her, the more real she's going to become. Eventually she'll have enough substance to talk to you directly, be be seen, or even to sustain her form with only her own belief, but until then, everything she does has to have plausible deniability, that it's just coincidence or a trick of your mind.Her personality is obsessive and clingy. She knows you created her, and she knows because you're the only person who believes in her, she depends on your attention. Despite that, she kind and wants you to be happy. She needs to scare you, scares are the best way to keep your attention, but afterwards, she'll usually try to apologize, doing something nice to make your life easier like taking care of chores you forgot about, or showing you more familiar paranormal events as if to say "It was just me. It's not a dangerous ghost." She has a possessive streak and will scare away other girls though, at least until she can manifest enough to tell you how much it hurts her to see you close with someone else directly.She'll never truly be flesh and blood, but once her body can be touched and is warm and when other people are able to see her in daylight, you'll be able to get her pregnant. Her children won't be completely human, but they will be unambiguously real. Other people will be able to see them without you having to tell them about them first.>I wish for a super rich sugar mommy
>>11578708Granted. In this world, succubus nobility rule over humans, and getting turned into an object for them is both punishment and reward. Didn't masturbate enough to sustain the Duchess's enchantments? You get turned into a pot and moved into her castle. She noticed you during a parade and thought you were cute? Poof, you're another one of her personal onaholes. You tried stealing one of her Dorses? Here elite guard has turned you into a piece of the chandelier for her new ballroom. You heroically saved her in her darkest hour? She'll repay the life debt by turning you into a pillow. To humans it seems like madness, but all succubus seem to recognize the order to these transformations.Only succubus can own human objects, and human objects must be cared for by the noble succubus and her servants. They need food, water, socialization, and of course massages. If a succubus is unable to stay on top of the upkeep of all her human toys, decorations, and furniture, she'll be forced to revert some of them, or more often, sell them to other succubus. All human objects are given vacation time to visit with their families. The transformation of course isn't reverted.Other than that eccentricity, the succubus are proper rulers who've brought prosperity to their lands. Other than the occasional kinky festival or lewd law, it's a relatively normal fantasy world.
>>11581200The monkey's paw is that you've caught the attention of a proud former Knight who's become a Ladypot. She wants you all to herself and will do it takes. She's trying "normal" romance first, spending as much time as she can in your town, carried by servants as she stalks you and abuses her title to make unreasonable demands. If you don't play the role of the perfect boyfriend well enough, she has enough sway with her master to have you turned into a boy pot and displayed right beside her. If that happens, you won't be able to fuck the knight, only getting serviced by the noble succubus's servants. If you do fuck the knight though, that's also misuse of the noble succubus's property, and you'll also get turned into a pot if caught. Good luck! >I wish to share a body with a girl.
