This is a thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayIf you were going to try to convince someone that they should try anal themselves, how would you do it?Previous thread>>11576386>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq*NEW* Prostate stimulation guidehttps://www.pspot.info/>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Traininghttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf>Fantasy Toy Directoryhttps://fantasytoybox.net/>Squarepeg health and safety guide, and plugging guidehttps://www.squarepegtoys.com/health-safety-guide/https://www.squarepegtoys.com/plugs/
>thread has a title May be a decent thread.
>>11580717>qotdA. You can touch your prostate, which gives pleasure.B. Think of the sensitivity and therefore pleasure.
Greetings fellow buttsekts enjoyers.
Would toys made from copper, bronze, or similar alloys (assuming that there is no lead contamination) be reasonably safe? I know the general rule is to avoid anything that isn't stainless or titanium, maybe aluminum, but I have seen a handful of supposed copper toys being sold. Copper tarnishes, but regular cleaning and polishing can take care of it. Other than that, the one concern that I can think of is the antimicrobial effect of copper possibly messing with gut flora.
>>11580773> +1 to you friendoAll reward, much less effort.
question about hismiths, I got one a bit ago and barely used it, the few times I used it, it was not for long maybe 5-10mins. I let it trust into me with the same dildo that when I slow ride it again a wall makes me get solid p-waves but when the hismith fucks me with it, I just feel something going in and out of my butt no pleasure at all. I am doing something wrong here? position tested on on all fours, on my back and reversing on a chair.
>>11580773>>11580770 >>11580419>>11580767 I appreciate you all. It's mostly only between us, bottoms. They already are lackIng answers -2 dots are so close together, yet they struggle to make the shortest trip
>>11580770This image doesn't even have anything to do with anal it's just cuck blackedfaggotry. Can you retards seriously not leave a single thread alone from your bullshit? Are you so insecure you can't let anyone enjoy a fetish without having to see yours?
>>11580805You are replying to a literal pajeet, anon. They don't understand logic and reason, they only understand mass report and ban.
>>11580778the problem with copper is that copper oxide is toxic, and it can be absorbed by the mucous membrane in your butt.but copper oxide only forms when it reacts with an acidic substance, so as long as you use a lube with a neutral pH you should be fine.it also forms in normal conditions as the metal reacts with the oxygen in the air, but it's a very slow process and it takes a lot to build up enough oxide to be a health concern. Polishing just before using it should remove any risk.
>>11580789>race bait bullshit right at the end of the dialogue
>>11580717Nice job OP. Thread looking good, although still a little early ;P bit that other one was bunk. Thanks for adding some stuff and taking stuff away. Looking good! qotd Hmm, it depends on the sex of who I was trying to convince because I would tell them totally different things. But I guess either way I do that in every single anal general just by describing my own experiences. And I would have a cute and very soft toy to use on them, and maybe rim them out first to make them more comfortable.
Dubs and I go to uni classes plugged, trips I cage up too
>>11580913dang. reroll. If this fails it wasn't meant to be
>>11580895>I'd rim them to convince themAnon, you're wonderful. How non-open, to new sexual experiences, do you think you could get someone to try anal?
Do any of you like sitting on dildos while doing other stuff?
I've a fucking loser with a vanilla female SO. We don't even have a (sex) toy box. How can I convince her to buy something, especially a dildo, without her thinking it is for me? At least as I gradually try to corrupt her to peg me...
I have what I currently believe to be a cheap knockoff of this "Almond Plug" from amazon.It has become...tackyIt's not slimy, nor oozing a substance. It's not lube residue.It's just become slightly sticky over the years and I'm not confident using it anymore.I tried cleaning it with foaming toy cleaner. I tried rubbing it with a makeup pad whetted with acetone as per SquarePegToys learning guide for cleaning toys. Still tacky.I just want to get a fresh one. Anyone know who make a proper, 100% Silicone version of this "Almond Plug"?I found one on KanjoroToys, but I'm not paying $100 to ship from Japan.
>>11580994Go out and buy yourself a butt plug and show it to her, tell her you were talking with a guy from your work who was telling you that he uses one while having sex and it makes it feel way better and you're curious about it. See how she reacts, if its negative, just laugh about it and say "ok whatever" and get rid of it. If she reacts positively, use it next time you fuck and put on a show, overreact a bit to how good it feels. Believe it or not, girlfriends love to see their boyfriend feeling great from sex. From there, see how things evolve, she might want to get more involved with your ass from that point on.
>>11581037Nigga why would you ever buy a non-silicone plugI don't care how poor you are there is no excuse for putting that kind of poison up your assSuck some dicks for cash if you gotta
>>11580994>Vanilla womanNo such thing. If she reads, read her books, then get back to us.
>>11581037It's estim, but will workhttps://us.electrastim.com/collections/anal-sex-toys/products/silicone-noir-rocker-butt-plug-large
Anyone with fucking machine that uses it lots, notice that they need to fatigue their outer sphincter in order to ride well? Best sex I've had was only after GK108 literally fell out, no discomfort.I do notice that smaller plugs do cause more discomfort from spreading outer sphincter, per reading materials.
>>11580788try adjusting the angle or a more pronuced toy for targeted stimulation, also trying clenching or kegeling it
>>11580915just do it anyway faggot and take pictures to goon to later
God damnit, has anyone ever had problems with their shipping going through Chicago? I have a Neotori Hephos, Mundir, and a Carrot coming and they've been stuck for two weeks with no updates. Neotori got them sent fast and then they got stuck on the 30th. I haven't been able to try them and I'm mad.
I am once again humbly asking for your lube recipes
>>11581334>>11577096>>11579012X-lube + white food dye in a big medical syringe has been my go-to for a quite a while,been experimenting what else I can mix into it, EPO felt like it did something last time so can't wait to repeat it again.
Tfw eyes roll back and tongue hangs out involuntarily
>>11581037Tantus Juice, 31 USD. I have two Tantus plugs, one for over ten years, and they are in good shape still. Silicone is on the firm side, but that's a matter of preference.
>>11580778Stick with 316L if you're gonna make a toy. And *Any* toy that you make from metal has to be completed to a mirror-finish. grooves in the toy will harbor bacteria.
>>11581342it's so hot to do this while getting fucked, more people need to relax, try this, and let out heavy breaths/moans to have stronger orgasms
>>11581342Should have a dildo in there
3 hours of hard fucking last night on machine via xtoys.Elevating myself, so that knees went straight to floor, was a game changer for the dildo entering easier.Also helped that GK93 fatigued my ass before.
>>11581575Pure breeding, balls so big
>>11580717QotDExplain to them the only way to orgasm like a woman is via the prostateEvery man should get to feel a full body eye rolling orgasms at least once
>>11580788You're just not angled at the prostate
>>11580913Quads you ride a classmate's cock and post the video proof here
>>11581088Only when I was first getting started and couldn't relax my ass myself fully
>>11581320Some UPS worker took them and is riding your cocks
>>11581636What patterns did you use
>>11580968pretty much any time I'm gonna be sitting for more than 30 minutes I make sure I also give my hole some work to do
>>11581758I'll focus on the relaxing, ty
>>11581760>What patterns did you useXtoys users fucking me, F21S, always record too ;)
Anal is hit or miss in the evening but in the morning it's a hit every single time.Whoever recommended only doing anal in the morning like a month ago, thank you.
>>11581636What machine do you have? I kinda want an OSSM for the programmable stuff but I have a super old machine that still manages to fuck me stupid. Also does anyone have any tips for attaching toys with just plain flat bases to fuck machines? I have a double sided suction cup and a flat plate of my machine but the toys tend to fall off at higher speeds
Haven't touched my ass in weeks. Just sorta like how usually happens I'm full on slut mode for like a month and then suddenly just don't feel like it anymore until I move my toys out of the shower because I get sick of looking at them. Last night my switch got flipped back on and I fucked myself stupid. Did that dildo hero 2 vid with my XL egg plug. Christ I love that thing. I should've got a bigger one. Pretty embarrassing there's only like 3 more bigger sizes and I was popping this one in and out of my slutty hole like it was nothing. I heat it in hot water so it was so extra soothing and squishy. I fucking crammed it in with no warmup, other than my lube shooter. When I would switch to my dildo I would leak so much cum and pre I need to catch it with something because it's all going down the drain. I has never done a dildo hero vid before so I didn't realize just how fast they have you go sometimes. I was going so fucking fast. Since I hadn't cum in so long when I finally did at the end of the vid I was going to eat it all. It was a monster load that my cupped hand couldn't hold all of it. But even with a giant plug up my rump the PNC was too strong and it went down the drain too. Now I got the leg wobbles.
>>11581795Are you a NEET or something, or do you just work the night shiftI never have time for anything substantial in the morning
>>11581795That was probably me, glad it helped you :D
>>11581795> wake up> clean out> rail ass> cum hard> take shower> "hmmm I'm already clean and warmed up what if I just wear my favorite plug for the rest of the day"yeah morning anal rules
>>11581935F21S, but near worn out.OSSM probably better, getting OSSM dual rod ossm, probably better part m scripts for it too.>non suctionCan core harder dolphins silicone, Topped Toys sells coring tool.I usually use this:https://www.hismith.com/en/attachments/380-hismith-suction-cup-adapter-for-non-suction-dildos-with-2-pair-rubber-bands.html
>>11581935I have a hismith and this thing is magic, I don't use super huge toys, but I've used decently sized bad dragon toys with it and it hasn't had an issue
>>11582079Do you have any toy recommendations? I'm looking at some stuff in Bad Dragon, but I'm a beginner.
>>11582082can confirm this thing is good
>>11582083not him, but I've got shittons of toys, what are your preferences?
>>11582085Not sure yet, I'm still trying to figure that out. I bought a few BD dildos secondhand and the Austin, Nox, and Noxturne are all very challenging. I have a Roland which works well. I've been told a Sleipner and Crackers are good.
Anyone here have experience with Lovense? I've never dabbled with "smart" sex toys, but seeing the absolute state of the PC market, I'm looking for alternative hobbies.
>>11582082They need to make bigger suction cup attachments, I need like a 7-inch one to mount my M seraphina
>>11582093The Hush wasn't too bad, but the Edge didn't do much for me for some reason, haven't tried their strokers. Their toys work well with XToys
>>11582088What makes them challenging for you? Trying some more basic shapes might help give you a better idea what you're after. They're made of firmer silicone, but you could try any of the NoFrillDos from FunkitToys. They're pretty cheap despite still being high-quality silicone. Try the X if you're ok with the 1.9" diameter. If you want to stick with bad dragon you could try the Tyson, it's a lot like the roland, but without the knot to get in the way.
>>11582094s-seven inch?
>>11582099the diameter or whatever, it's got a huge base
>>11582098The NoFrilldos and the Tyson seem interesting. Mainly what I've found is the sensation of anal beads popping in and out of my hole really gets me going.
>>11582098And the challenging part is the width. The Roland I can get in easily becauae of the tip but the others take a lot more ams I need to go slow otherwise they pop out.
>>11582101If you can find it anywhere, because I'm not sure if they make it anymore, the Tantus Paisley is the best feeling thing I've found. It looks like a literal log of shit, but the ridges on it are pretty much perfect, especially when you use it with a machine. I only wish they made it in larger sizes, because it only comes in a 1.5 inch diameter, which is a little small, but if you're not very experienced, it would probably be perfect for you. If you want something a bit bigger, the X nofrilldo would probably be good for you because of the large ridges that are a bit like beads. Alternatively you could check out the Big Stick Turbo from Square Peg Toys, which has larger "beads" which are more spaced out, but that's a bit larger at about 2 inches in diameter.>>11582102What size are you comfortable with? If you're having trouble with toys popping out, the tyson should definitely help with that since it's relatively straight with a slightly bigger head. Bumble Hooves from bad dragon isn't bad either if that shape looks better to you, it's a lot shorter though so popping out might be more of an issue.
>>11580717Looking for suggestions for extra large toys that people have found safe and good quality from Aliexpress. Looking for around 2.5" to 3.5" range. Any input is appreciated.
>>11581342peak bliss
>>11582083>Do you have any toy recommendations?You want a toy that simulates the pudental nerve and touches prostate - so any toy with a bulbous or hooked end. My favorites:BD SleipnirSPT Steve
Any anons that can help me identify the middle one? Saw someone slam down on it in gifs and have a mighty need.
Highly recommend a VR headset to anyone that doesn't already have one, even works while lying in bed.
>>11579146>pricked a hole in 3 evening primrose oil capsules and squeezed them into the X-lube/food dye mix.>ok I definitely felt really fucking aroused, definitely trying this again, something I discovered if you want to orgasm, tighten those abs and MILK that cock.filled my ass with EPO/X-lube mix and felt super horny during and after. came handsfree multiple times. the only thing I wish I did differently is not orgasm using my cock at the end, ended my arousal streak but if I locked myself up it would've kept going.
>>11580717Guide them towards being a sub and a bit of a masochist. Anal is degrading and sometimes disgusting. So you start by convincing them that sometimes you have to go with the flow, or listen to your inner goddess, etc. You have to build rapport to get them to value your input and ideas. You need to test how oriented they are around physical sensation. Someone who's not very interested in pleasures of the flesh might try it but won't return.If you're intimate with them, clear like four hours to give them the gold star treatment. Clean them out with something that smells nice. Spend time connecting your mouth with their hole. Use things that are small, with an abundance of lube.If you can get them to wear something in their ass while you go out into public, you've probably got it from there.
>>11582243What apps do you use?
>>11582289Heresphere is a video player that connects to my NAS so I can watch whatever VR (or non-VR) videos I want. If you don't have a NAS or don't want to deal with network sharing, then you can just store videos on the headset itself. I use the quest 3, and that's literally the only app I use.It's great for if you have a machine or do self-bondage, makes it way less of a hassle to watch stuff while doing it
>>11582276What ratio?
>>11570885Responding to a dead post, but depending on what exactly you're after there are a bunch of good options. For something similar to a normal butt plug, but with a bit more going on, you could try the Pluto from Paladin Pleasure Sculptors. Most things with a knot would also satisfy this, like the Diego or Vergil from Bad Dragon, but a lot of them (like most things from Bad Dragon) will have large bases that could be annoying if you're trying to wear them casually like a plug. The Charlie Horse Wiggly from Square Peg Toys goes pretty deep, though it tapers a lot. Something that's really satisfying you may not have considered is the Blunt plug from Square Peg Toys, which is a pretty standard plug with a thicker than normal neck, which does more to make you feel full than a normal plug because of the thickness of the neck, while still functioning well as a plug.It's a good question though so I hope more anons chime in with their opinion.
>>11582293>What ratio?>>11581340don't have exact measurements, but in a 150ml syringe it's 1 drop of white food dye, filled with water, 3 capsules of EPO (I prick with a thumbtack and squeeze the oil out) and 3/4ths of the red X-lube cap.It comes out pretty thick but that's my preference, if you want to less viscous just use less powder.
>>11582082Ah I have the plate but no rubber bands…. I’ve seen people use little bungee cords for big toys
Would it technically be possible to reshape a TPE dildo? The one I bought is just slightly too big at the base, I kinda want to try to reshape the base to be smaller so I can hilt it. Apparently you can reshape TPE at 80 degrees celcius but Im not sure if its still safe to use at that point...
It's a shame there aren't more "chode" knotted dildos. All of them seem to get longer as they go up in size, so you end up with like 10+ inches when you want a thicker knot.
>>11582423that plate is specifically made to be used with the bands
>>11582486tons of stuff like that from Square Peg Toys
Just got an XL Brutus in Soft:https://johnthomastoys.co.uk/products/brutus-platinum-silicone-dildo?variant=56686187741567For reference, my previous biggest toy was an XXL Conola:https://nothosaur.com/products/nothosaur-conola-with-cum-tube-horese%E2%85%B1dildo?variant=42792493646045I've been wanting to shove horse cocks in my ass since I was 16 so it's really hot to think that my hole needs something even bigger now.
>>11582499The "Happy Hour" plug is the closest to a proper knot design and it scales linearly in both length and girth. The rest of their toys are either even longer or not knots. Maybe I should have clarified that by "knotted" I mean styled after canine anatomy, not just "having a bulge to keep it in place". Canine knots have multiple "lobes" and it feels very different from just having a generic bulge.
>>11582500Genuinely how do you even warm up for thisdo you spend like four hours a day fucking your ass or are you somehow just conditioned to slip it in nowI can't even fathom inserting something half the size of that Brutus
>>11582101You might like Diego from BD and maybe The Splendid by Uberrime. Diego has a short way before the knot which is nice for beginners and The Splendid has a nice pronounced head for giving that nice pop.
>>11582503Honestly when I started I thought I'd never get to this point, so I don't blame you. I've been putting stuff up my butt for just over a decade now (on and off), which probably helps. My sessions tend to last between 2-3 hours but with how conditioned my butt is now I just start with a 13" toy that maxes out at 2.6" diameter, same shape as this but thinner:https://johnthomastoys.co.uk/products/goose-neck-platinum-silicone-dildoI've got 3 of those in different sizes and I'm usually comfortable hilting the 3" diameter one about an hour into a session, which is when I decide between finishing the session on that toy or moving on to the Conola. I use really thick X-Lube and also a THC vape to keep myself relaxed.These big sizes are a relatively recent milestone btw, 2.6" was the upper limit for me until about 5 months ago. Now it's my starting point, and I don't even bother using my fingers anymore.
>>11582527Any tips for getting that deep? Ive been stuck around 8.5 inches
>>11582544>Any tips for getting that deep? Ive been stuck around 8.5 inchesAbsolutely. You need something soft with a thin tip, like a tentacle or the Slink from SquarePeg. Once you've got something thin and flexible up there comfortably, you can use toys that are slightly thicker/firmer and work up from there. Depth is infinitely easier to train than width. I needed one tentacle toy to reach a depth of 13", but going wider involves 0.2"-0.3" increments in diameter and that means you may need multiple toys depending on how big you want to go.Always use silicone, always use good lube and a lot of it (I swear by X-Lube personally) and always make sure you're properly cleaned out past the sigmoid bend. Use tapered toys and go slowly, and stop if you experience any discomfort.
>>11582500I recently upsized to a 3.2inch width dildo but for some reason it feels like I cannot get it past a certain point. Almost like my bone structure doesnt allow me lol. Feels like my ass definitely can stretch further but its kind of a "hard" point that it cannot get past that also cant really stretch no matter how much I warmup..Did you ever overcome this? Or is the solution to just get soft material dildos after 3inch
>>11582574I got the Conola from Amazon so I'm assuming it's medium firmness but it wasn't specified. If its widest point wasn't going deep enough the next toy likely won't either. Hit me with the dimensions of both your new toy and the one you sized up from and It'll give me a better idea of the problem.
>>11582137>>11582137Nothing chinesium is safe
Any good plug for some passive pressure or stimulation to keep me horny
>>11582575I went from a 3inch to a 3.2inch, mostly because I wanted to try a new shape and the 3.2inch wasnt available in a smaller size. The 3inch already felt like it was hitting a "hard point" I dont know how else to describe it, like the widest part of that dildo would keep "popping" past that point no matter how much I warmed up that specific part didnt seem to stretch out. And now with the 3.2inch it just quite literally wont go past that point. Im considering the fact that its simply the pelvic floor bones so I literally cannot stretch that out. Guess Im cursed with bad genetics to be a size queen.Both dildos are dual density btw. Im thinking that if I get a soft firmness silicone dildo it would be easier to get past that point. But in general I prefer medium firmness/dual density
>>11582313Get a pair of panties with a hole for a strap on and wear them backwards. I put the suction cup through the hole, stuff it in and pull them up as high as I can go.
guys i need yall help, i might or might not have convinced my gf into pegging me (she said maybe) i have no clue abt strapons n all that stuff, my only anal experience is fingers i have nutted from prostate only tho, pls help me gimme some advice on which one is good for first timers n stuff
Any reason for X-Lube over J-Lube?
>>11582582That "popping" is likely the second ring. I feel it too when using my horse dildo, it doesn't go away and in my experience it's normal when playing with firmer toys at that depth
>>11582610>Any reason for X-Lube over J-Lube?J lube will kill you if you get a perforation and any of it goes through. I'm not joking
>>11582628Don't you need to get a pretty serious rupture AND a lot of lube for that to be the case?
>>11582633Perforation is already serious enough that you would need to go to the hospital, but jlube makes that worse because it has something your body can't break down, so my understanding is it needs to be removed surgically. Given how X and K lube aren't that expensive, there's no reason to use J lube when it carries that risk
>>11582636They have the same exact ingredients aside from the sugar in Jlube.
>>11582636And Klube has mystery ingredients. Why are you spreading misinformation?
>>11582640>thing A has an ingredient that is known to be dangerous and things B and C do not have that>thing B has mystery ingredients, so you're spreading misinformationthat's a non-sequitur
>>11582642What is the dangerous ingredient that you refuse to name?
Here dumbasses.
>>11582606I would definitely start small, nothing over 6 inches, so she can take you to pound town without actually hurting you.don't know any good strap harnesses but I also think it would be hot if you did drunk foreplay with dry humping, you know, to find a position that works for you.
>>11582606Ok. I was the anon who was pegged and had a bad, rapey experience. You don't want that. You need to pick a high quality strap for her so she has a lot of control and confidence. As far as the dong goes, pick whatever you think can fit. Softer will be harder for her to handle, but easier on you. Firmer will be easier for her to use, but harder on you. I would say since you're a beginner, nothing larger than your own penis. I would give her something cool though so she feels badass. Something monster or animal like. Girls like knots it seems most of the time, but be careful because some get the ick about animal dicks. But you want her to feel powerful, and confident. You do not want to use anything you can't take, and make certain to warm up and prep properly. Your girlfriend prepares for your sexual encounters, and you normally don't need to do shit. Now you're taking on that role, so you need to prepare yourself properly. I fucking wouldn't even eat for the 24 hours prior. This is once in a lifetime. Get a loan of you can't afford good toys, and make sure you're ready. Get some molly too if you're down with drugs. That will lower all your inhabitions. For both her and you. The first great anal experience I ever had we were both so fucked up on booze that got so insane I'm certain she'll never forget it. I definitely didn't.
damn it's been ages since i last posted here, i bought a neotori comfy plug recently and been having a lot of fun with it. im now able to orgasm fairly consistently when properly aroused by lying on my stomach with it inserted and squeezing what i think is some muscle near the prostate? it's around the belly button area. anyway it's such a fantastic feeling when you cum from a dry orgasm, legit makes me melt into my bedmy goal now is to try and consistently cum like this from taking something like a dildo. i have a couple of mr hankey toys i bought a couple of years ago (even despite being S and XS size they're still huge to me lol) but haven't used too much in favor of smaller stuff when i wasn't busy, only problem is i dont really have a fuck machine or any kind of suction thing to keep the dildo in place :p
>>11582858what way do you angle it?
>>11582636Polyethylene glycol is the substance that causes problems when it gets into the peritoneal cavity. The useful constituent of both J-lube and Xlube; the risk is present for both.Aside from that issue, theoretically, Xlube is the safer option. It's sold specifically for use with human holes, so it might be subject to more rigorous quality control, and they have test results online. In practical terms, J-lube is probably just as safe/hazardous. The sugar in content probably makes it unsuited for vaginal use though.
Which one of you queers thinks they can take on the moby huge and ride it
do you guys find shaving/waxing to improve the experience physically or mentallyim not super hairy anyway but removing hair just gets me feeling submissive, and i think it makes things go in more smoothly too
>>11582645>google aihurrrrrr
>>11582899>Polyethylene glycolWRONG
>>11582904your mother sure can
Kind of ironic that J-Lube is veterinarian lube, but X-Lube is better for fucking horse cocks where there's actual risk of injuryreally makes u think
>>11583057Polyethylene glycol and polyethylene oxide are the same molecule but typically polyethylene oxide refers to it at high molecular weight. It isnt wrong to say polyethylene glycol even though polyethylene oxide is more correct.>>11582899>The sugar in content probably makes it unsuited for vaginal use though.J/K/X-lube are all a bit dubious for vaginal use because they have a near neutral pH. Whereas the vagina tends to have an acidic pH. Flooding it with neutral pH can increase risk of infections.And it isnt a simple fix just adjusting the pH with citric acid like every lube does since polyethylene oxide degrades even in slightly acidic solutions. A pH of 4-5 is a no-go for PEO.Buuut on the other hand, plenty of people do use bad dragon cumlube for vaginal and it is a neutral PEO lube so it might not be too much of an issue when using clean sex toys.>>11582636>jlube makes that worse because it has something your body can't break downThere arent many fluids you can get in the peritoneal cavity in large quantities and not die. Dont count on any other lubes not helping kill you if you get serious perforation.
>>11583052>do you guys find shaving/waxing to improve the experience physically or mentallyabsolutely, I try to shave everything the night before to feel smooth, but honestly the biggest difference is shaving your asshole.I find it very hot when I've got a dildo inside me I'm about to I trace my finger covered with lube and feel no hair or stubble. seriously, try rubbing your hairless asshole while you're getting stretched out, super arousing.
>>11583052Sort of. I only shave my groin/balls to help put on a chastity cage, I work outdoors and wear shorts during the summer so I can't shave my hairy legs without attracting unwanted attention. But shaving definitely does help put me in a good state of mind, and feeling how smooth I get is even better.I don't bother with waxing anymore though. It's difficult to do myself because the angle of pulling off the wax is extremely important and I can't do it right by myself. But getting it done is kind of expensive and only lasts a couple weeks anyway. I think at some point I want to just get it permanently removed with electrolysis. As much as shaving feels good, it's really the resulting smoothness more than the act of shaving itself that gets me going.
>>11582636Why won't you name the fucking mystery ingredient that will kill you, you fucking WEIRDO? Just fucking type it asshole. You fucking asshole mother fucker sack of shit. Fucking name the ingredient that will kill you, you fucking retard.
>>11583052>>11583072Oh, and I don't shave my ass. Forgot that's important since this is the anal thread.. I actually did like having that waxed though, it was quite convenient despite the cost.But waxing that area myself is even more tricky than the groin, and I haven't found any good way to tackle it with a razor either. I've yet to try something like nair or veet.>>11583070What do you use for your asshole? Maybe I'm just retarded but I haven't had much luck getting a proper shave back there. It's really awkward.
>>11583073not that anon but all of them, reallypolyethylene glycol will kill you if it gets in that cavitypolyethylene oxide will kill you if it gets in therefucking WATER will kill you if it gets in thereDoes it even matter what the ingredient is? If you poke a hole in your guts and put it in there, you'll end up in a hospital or dead, with or without the mystery chemical you're getting worked up over
>>11583074>What do you use for your asshole? Maybe I'm just retarded but I haven't had much luck getting a proper shave back there. It's really awkward.yeah it is kinda difficult to do, but right now I just use a five-bladed razor blade and the single blade at the edge for a closer shave. I lather with shaving cream in the shower, squat with my legs spread and move slowly move the blade from the center of my cheeks outward. I think it's new razor brand tho, I'm trying more left over hairs no matter how many passes I go. I got so frustrated I found it easier to pluck the remaining hairs lol. hurt a little but at least they won't grow just for a while. no I'm considering sugar waxing my ass if it means I'm ultra smooth for longer than 2 days, I also have an epilator but can't get it in there.
Anyone have any recommendations for erotic audios?I know about mindgasm but it's too... robotic for me, I'd like something more human.There's ShibbySays but there's so much material and quite a lot of it is paywalled as well.
>>11583052I shave everything off from my knees to my waist. I use an electric shaver made for shaving the body, and specifically balls. I find it makes everything so much better, but really doesn't put me in any mood other than >I need to shave this shit. If I do my whole legs it makes me feel like a slut.
Yea if you are having a shitty ass (lol) go get a bunch of almonds and eat bunch and you'll be mega clean (mostly) and only need a few cleans.You've eaten way too much if you have squirrelly shit. Have fun anons!
>>11583076I'm not getting worked up over anything. Asshole says there's an ingredient that will kill you but refuses to elaborate. It's fucking obnoxious. How can a person just roll in a place acting like they know something, and talking out of their fucking ass but refuse to give any details. Shitting on a product line that literally changed my life. These threads changed my life and put me off the shitty lube train and onto Jlube. And this guy just rolls in saying it has some mystery ingredient that it does not have. It's 2 fucking ingredients. Then he says use Klube! The only one with a mystery preservative and it's bullshit. Fuck this asshole. Fucking cocksucker. Asshole piece of shit.
>>11582578honestly just get a gape keeperi'm hitting almost 12 hours a day with with the 93 (sometimes also sleeping with it), it drives me insane and somehow my ass never gets sore about of holding it in
>>11582578I like egg plug from square peg in super soft. I have an XL and it's so comfortable. It makes me walk with my ass up somehow. It doesn't feel weird to sit on, and it's hardly noticeable even in my tight undies. It makes me shoot loads really far. Next one I get is going to be a mega milk it from them. I want to just be leaking like a slut when I have it in.
Alright so coming from a guy that didn't like PLUR, I'd say give the XUM Deep tabs a try.>First tried 15mg and that was way too much, couldn't do anything >Then tried 7.5 and it was perfect. Was squirming for dick, and apparently had a whole conversation with grok as a dommy mommy dominatrix that I can barely remember until I finally hilted myself and ground on my dildo till I came hands freeHonestly it was great until at the tail end I came to check the thread and saw the posts about J-lube, which is of course what I've been using so I had a minor panic attack that became a loop that I'd accidentally killed myself
>>11583070@grok remove the moles and re-render this
>>11583117>saw the posts about J-lube, which is of course what I've been using so I had a minor panic attack that became a loop that I'd accidentally killed myselfThis is why I'm so mad at that dumb fuck for posting that nonsense. He's literally just making shit up. And I love XUM. I'm sick right now but I'm about to do 12mg. Last time I did them I didn't fuck myself, but I did some self bondage and then just wriggled around in my blankets for an hour. Was great. I'm sorry that dummy scared you.
>>11583117might have to bite the bullet on giving XUM stuff I try, I read legislation in the U.S is going to crack down on more grey market stuff.if I try PLUR I should give it a 3-month break after to avoid frying my serotonin,but do you know what's the cool down on the other stuff? like the XUM mushroom oneshttps://xumtrip.com/product/xum-deep-personal_pack/https://xumtrip.com/product/xum-personal-pack-10-tabs-1/
>>11583128Xum deep is 4-ho-mipt and the personal pack is 4-ho-met. Met, to me, is more of like a lazy high. Very sleepy and calm. Mipt is very very close to how I feel on xtc/PLUR, but better. Both met and mipt are good to use a week afterwards because they don't fry serotonin. Mipt is awesome because it just makes your nerves feel great, as long as you don't overdo it. I did mipt with hypno and my aneros inside and that was enough during the come up to apparently make me beg grok to be my dommy mommy.Honestly I would say ignore PLUR, and just get some Deep tabs if you're worried about them cracking down soon>>11583125No biggie. I had to do like 80 googles during the loop to assure myself I wasn't dying and that I hadn't perforated my butt by grinding on my dildo
Guys how long do you have to do psyllium husk until it works? Last time i tried it for a week and I didnt notice much of a difference
>>11583176>Guys how long do you have to do psyllium husk until it works?really? I find the results are night and day, when it works I literally leave toilet paper clean when I wipe, and there's no straining at all when I use the bathroom.I also give myself minimum 2 days in a row of taking it before I try anal.
>>11583176>>11583179forgot to mention you're probably not taking enough psyllium husk,I see people saying they're just taking TEASPOONS and they ask why it's not working all the time.One tablespoon for every 8oz of water — I do 2 tbsp in a 16oz water bottle, never fails.
>>11583117>the posts about J-lubeJ-lube lists their exact ingredients INCLUDING exact quantities of everything on their safety datasheet. Besides X-lube (which is literally a single ingredient), i dont think theres any commercial lube that lists their ingredients in this much detail. Theyre hiding nothing.Polyethylene oxide is safe in lube. It is very inert. If you perforate the rectum to an extreme degree, you have a decent chance of death regardless of what lube youre using. So dont do things where you might be at high risk of that. Small perforations people usually live from if they get quick medical attention.>I'd accidentally killed myselfFortunately, you'd probably know if you were dead. Unless youve unknowingly become an anal slut ghost. Making a haunted house that people occasionally hear moans and fucking sounds from.
>>11583202Yeah. But the shrooms made my brain think I 100% was not fine and was gonna die. I had to calm myself down that grinding on my dildo was not going to break open my insides.
Who's inviting the Blue Man Group up his bussy?
has anyone here ever even gotten a perforation in their bowel before?
>>11583235Tobias.
>>11583318No, go see a doctor
>>11583219That's why you gotta get tied up and ball gagged for it so your top can fuck you through the trip regardlessYou quickly learn to trip well
>>11583125>>11583128Which one melts the brain and makes them most receptive to suggestions and hypno and feeling enhanced sensationBasically which one would let a woman peg the straight out of a beta and turn him gay for anal
>>11583334why would I see a doctor
>>11583336>Which one melts the brain and makes them most receptive to suggestions and hypno and feeling enhanced sensationdefinitely sounds, PLUR the molly analogue.>>11536706>Finally tried PLUR, my hands were literally shaking before I took it. For the first 30-45 minutes or so I didn't really feel much.>Holy. Fucking. Shit. It hit me like a ton of fucking bricks. Literally like having your bitch switch turned on, duct taped, and multiplied by a million; anal felt so fucking good and I just sat on my bed and gooned for 8 hours straight moaning and saying filthy things, finally got to bed around 3am.>>11579236>I tried that PLUR stuff when it first came out. The first time I was a cock hungry slut that literally couldn't stop bouncing and gagging on my dildos. I was loud, I was dirty talking to myself, I was taking bigger dildos than I could usually handle, everything I usually do while on xtc.definitely sounds like a fun time, especially with someone else.https://xumtrip.com/product/plur-immerse/
I cum like a girl every night ughhh
>>11582887i put it in with the end pointing downwards, facing away from my stomach. the bumps in the middle i think kinda rub off the prostate and put more pressure on it, it feels more pleasurable for me at least
>>11583336>Basically which one would let a woman peg the straight out of a beta and turn him gay for analPLUR would do that, but so would XUM in my experience. Both will make it harder to cum. Both lower pain threshold so you won't know if she's hurting you. PLUR specifically lowers inhabitions. But XUM makes my whole body hum and feel amazing.
>>11583392like this?
>>11583403yep, when i started the other way round didn't really do as much for me i think for some reason. also mine is size small if that matters
>>11583081Cannot imagine putting a blade down there. I sugar wax because the last thing I need is a cut down in the fun zone.
>>11582082I have this or something very much like it for my hismith, too. It's magic for larger toys, too - the ones that the machine can still handle moving but would fall off under their own weight with just the succy cup.
>>11582858Get that hismith and start getting railed into orgasm after orgasm
>>11583341>a perforation in their bowelGee I dunno why would you see a doctor
>>11583399Can I do both
>>11582099>s-seven inch?You playing. Bet you sit on XL Flared Chance instead of coffee.
>>11582099Nine inch since you questioned us
>>11583420No, not at the same time and you have the wait 14 days between. I have both, come over and let's do it and fuq.
>>11583419why would I see a doctor just to ask them if anyone here has gotten a perforated bowel
>>11583430For your perforated bowel
>>11583437I don't have a perforated bowel
>>11583427Wya drop your tg
>>11583326>Tobias.Maybe father a therapist?
has anyone here tried this type of dildo? is it worth getting? It's only 27$
>>11583485cancer speedrunI don't trust that's actual silicone for a second>only $27kekGood silicone requires platinum as a curing agent which due to the cost of platinum guarantees a minimum cost regardless of where it's made. If you're seeing something for less than $50 it's basically guaranteed to give you ass cancer (or be low quality silicone), unless it's very small and from a well known and respected retailer (like Square Peg Toys).Since you're asking a question like this I figure I should also mention that "silicone" is a real thing that many sellers lie about because it's a keyword people search for. Many things that say "silicone" are not actually silicone and are something like TPR/TPE/PVC and are not great to be sticking in your ass because they give off tons of toxic chemicals (not to mention they usually have a limited shelf life because they naturally degrade over time from all the offgassing). These nasty chemicals are especially bad when you want to shove the thing that's giving them off up your ass because your anal lining lets everything that goes into it absorb directly into your bloodstream, bypassing your liver (which is also the main reason why taking alchohol shots up your butt is so dangerous) meaning all those mystery chinese chemicals and plasticizers they used to save money get to do whatever they want to your body (probably resulting in you getting ass cancer).and keep in mind that the lighter test is not a guarantee of quality, and don't trust anything you read about material or safety on amazon and especially not on any chinese site
Hey everybody, does anyone have any experience with anal fissures and safely getting back into the game/ stretching safely?about a year ago now i got a fissure trying to impress my then new online bf with a weredog dagger. Got to the doc, got prescribed creams, no botox, no surgery. I seem to be fully healed, i can get shitfaced multiple times a week without anything itching down there anymore.Through this I found out that i may be hypertonic, which is starting to get inbetween my overall QoL. I wanna try fixing that, I am way too tight, so stretching is what I'm considering. Though I'm scared...I've got a small weredog loch that I'd wanna use since it starts off small and gradually becomes girthier. As of yet i can play around with one finger, maybe even squeeze in a second finger, without any itching or pain.The current goal would be to become slightly more loose/comfortable and to be able to maybe someday take the nyoon clock M (see pic).Does anyone have any tips, experiences, routines that could help me out? Even just knowing that someone else got out of a similiar experience could help.TLDR: Anal fissure a year ago, wanna start stretching again, any tips and/or experiences.
>>11583569what caused the fissure? how much bigger was it than you were used to? or did you just not warm up?
>>11583485>realistic foreskinmaybe in the dimension where everyone is made of slime
>>11583573It was naive but I didn't quite warm up enough, tried like two fingers before getting it in. It wasn't really bigger than what i was used to, my inner sphincter just started clenching down naturally. That was the first fissure though, it was at 12 o'clock, that one was just about itching. I got the actual from starting to get back into analplay, one month and a week after i got the first fissure (by the point the first one stopped itching), again trying to impress my new bf (dumbest thing i could've ever done). Played around a little bit with my small weredog azure, but stopped when i started getting a bit pained due to getting stressed (as in mentally). That second one included bleeding, spasms, itching, all that jazz, but it was at 6 o'clock for some reason. Weird thing is, i got that second one three days after the anal play session during a stool. Said stool wasn't anything to write home about either, so it must've genuinely been about being too tight.
>>11583485yeah I've got 2 of those sliding skin dildos, they're pretty great, almost like dual density and I'd say depending on how stiff the core is it's pretty close to the real thing. if I was that paranoid over the material I'd just put a condom over it. only materials I'd never fuck with PVC/TPE, crap that smells and tastes like plastic, discolors and melts over time, actual bottom of the barrel material. usually those clear color-tinted ones that super cheap.
>>11583577I'm the skincare weirdo and do not be afraid to use skincare items like oils on your asshole. Jojoba is amazing for external use. People can do what they want, but I don't put it inside me. But it's amazing for the skin. Oil your asshole with jojoba after every shower and you'll have a much happier cock sleeve. Not saying it will solve everything, but once you're super moisturised your skin will be mush more elastic and happy and everything will just be better. Apply directly to your hole. And you'll look prettier too.
Bought new 3.2inch width toy 2 weeks ago, finally was able to fully take it today. I was kinda happy and it felt amazing, every little bit of space my asshole had was filled to the maximum.Had a crazy depressing post-nut clarity though lol. Im tempted to throw the toy away now, I feel like Im going down a rabbithole of sizequeening to the point where it will be unhealthy longterm. And if I size up too much, smaller dildos will no longer satisfy me, so its a lose/lose situation.... Anybody else had similar thoughts after taking large dildos?
>>11583690Dont throw it away anon, why dont you treat is as a reward dildo that you only use once in a while? You will surely regret throwing it out at some point.Here i am with my 1.5 inch dildo and its becoming increasingly disappointing, how big should my next one be?
>>11583650shchbdjdjchdjdjdjd i have been moisturizing with vaseline for like half a year now, works wonders. the fissure's internal though sadly. Tho i will try jojoba too, that's prob a good pick -w-also EJVJDJDJCJFJDJDJ skincare's the shit!!! I fuck with it heavily, been running it since 2018.
>>11583733anon are you having a stroke
I want to buy a plug that vibrates, but I'm fairly new to this. The Lelo Surfer 2 seems nice, but does anyone have experience with this specific toy or have similar recommendations? Thanks
>>11583737I just got excited talking about this is all
>>11583690Just embrace it anon. Your hole already has a taste for something bigger, you won't be satisfied by anything less now
>>11583690By the time I’d gotten to that diameter, and observed others taking larger, I was pretty sanguine.
>>115837171.75 inches is a good step up, and is about the sweet spot for me personally. Then you can go to 2 inches, and you may never need to go above that. Don't go right to 2 inches though, 1.5 -> 2 inches is a big jump.
>>11583761I only have experience with the hush plugs from lovense, and they're alright, no complaints. The surfer 2 is about 1.5 inches diameter so should be fine for a beginner, but you'll want to take it slow getting it in, and use lube (I only say this because you said you're new to this, but always use lube when doing stuff with your butt). Reviews say the vibration of it is pretty mild, so if you want gentle vibration, that's fine, but if you want stronger vibration, the hush has "vibrations that start where the Surfer 2 maxes out" (according to a review I read where the person was comparing the two). If you do end up getting the hush, keep in mind it comes in different sizes. The 1.5 would be fine for a beginner, but if you want something a bit bigger and have more experience than you're letting on, you could try the 1.75 (I don't recommend the 1 inch because even if you're extremely inexperienced, 1 inch is pretty small, and you're unlikely to get anything out of it).
>>11583415Too much trouble. I pluck with area-friendly pliers, but it’s mainly for myself.
>>11583861>you'll plateau in buttplug sizeIt's my experience that as the outer sphinchter becomes accustomed to a size, it starts to be uncomfortable from working itself out, and that bigger plugs become more comfortable.
>>11583690>Need bigger after going biggerMy experience is that I can still climax from small toys, and that bigger toys help me fuck small toys easier.
>>11583895>may never need to go above that>you'll plateauthese are different ideas, I can go above 2 inches in diameter, but 2 inches is the sweet spot for me in terms of warm-up time and feeling of fullness, so I never really feel a need to go much above 2 inches anymore (I've been doing this for well over a decade). I usually just slap a toy anywhere from 1.75 to 2 inches in diameter on the hismith and let it go to town
I'm strongly on the side of bigger is better when it comes to anal. I've got a few two inch toys I'll use if I'm going for depth and want something easy, but the best part is just that full feeling. For me three inches is a good comfortable diameter, slightly smaller if I'm using a glass or metal plug
>>11583897>My experience is that I can still climax from small toys, and that bigger toys help me fuck small toys easier.Mmm Im not sure its like that for me. I have some older toys laying around that are around 2inch in width. At some point I really enjoyed them but when I use them now they do nothing for me anymore. So my worry is that if I get really used to toys that are over 3inch width, my current favorite toys that are around 2.7inch width wont satisfy me anymore either. I would rather not go down a neverending rabbithole of upsizing
I'm looking for a less expensive alternative for the njoy wand, and I'm wondering if glass has the same feel as steel? Any differences?Also, which one of these would you recommend? The glass one is on sale for 25$€ and the stainless steel is on sale for 49$€.
>>11583925steel will be heavier which is part of why the njoy is so good, go steel if you can
Hi /d/gens, I have a secret technique to share with you. Instead of a fucking machine, I stick a dildo to the top of a folding table with legs that hinge at the edge (the 18x26" one from walmart, but there are others like it). I lie on a reclining office chair, hang my ass off the edge, and put my legs on the top of the folded table (the table is vertical, closed). Now I'm in a position where I can easily swing the tabletop back and forth with just my fingers, and still watch fun videos on my computer screen.Alternatively, you can lay the table down so that the hinge is on the bottom, but then you need to find something to do with your legs. I like to put a chair with a box on it behind the table to rest my feet on, but you can also put your feet on your desk if the table fits under, or even tie up your legs. Of course, you don't need a folding table to do it this way, just any big plank of material, but the table works great because it's very light. Lately I have been enjoying the second method more, I guess since it hinges down and away it does a better job of pointing the toy up before it goes in, rather than letting the tip hang too low?
>>11583940Oh, I see.Is there a "guide" or something of the sort on how to get the most of it?
>>11583959this might help
>>11583977Thank you!
>>11583900Ah, similar with thrusting toys, thought they were discussing plugs .
>>11583919Depends what type of climax you're seeking.
>>11584001same goes for plugs (for me at least)
>>11583944Fuck machine better, you can just admit you're too broke to afford one
>>11583690Yeah but you'll end up wanting it again and again, do not throw it away and waste your money
>>11584004>same goes for plugs (for me at least)Ah, I've found my Gapekeepers start comfy, then start spreading my sphincter from movement and gravity, rn my GK 100 is comfy.
>>11584026>Fuck machine better, you can just admit you're too broke to afford oneReal guys are better, you can just admit you're too aggressively straight to experience god's creation.
>>11584034Yeah I'll freely admit that I can't no homo my way to peak anal
>>11584034>>11584036When AI learns to control our orgasms we're literally fucked
Meta post:>mfw no "land" acknowledgement in op>we exist in this anal space pioneered by queer people
>>11583117>>11583384I've taken both but I've never tried anal on them. The first time I tried Plur it was a wonderful experience. It gives you a very open social feeling and I basically just ended up laying naked in bed getting lost in the sauce while listening to music. I'll probably save it for when I'm with someone else. I do have some Xum Deep coming and that might be a good solo trip experience for anal. >>11583420>>11583427You can take both Xum and Plur at the same time, they sell a softgel that includes both. Taking bothat the same time is called candyflipping. Never done it myself but I'd suggest trying each individually before you try something like that.With Plur (5MAPB) you'll want to wait 3 months between sessions because it takes time for your serotonin receptors to bounce back. Xum (4-HO-MET) you want to take at least 14 days between sessions. It's not as hard on your brain but you will build a tolerance fast.
>>11584036>Yeah I'll freely admit that I can't no homo my way to peak analFirst step is knowing the problem. Last step is creampie.
>>11584038straight people were fucking eachother in the butt before gay people existed, gay culture is literally stolen valor
>>11584041It's also really gay
>>11584026That's some bullshit to say. The noise of a machine is more than enough to turn me off of one. I can ride my dildo on the wall in my shower in ways that would make your head spin. I don't have anything against them, but that's some bullshit to say.
>>11583690I needed to reach for larger sizes to be able to safely use my "mediums" (2.0-2.25") the way I want.Without progressing, safely, it takes quite a lot longer for some current size to become comfortable.I then learned the difference between enjoying it and a mental addiction to the stretch itself, which now I see as actually physically unpleasant.>>11583569>fissuresBleeding a not insignificant amount i.e. actual drops instead of seeing light amounts of light pink when you clean up means an absolute minimum of 7 days, and a gradual return to the problem size. Like moving down from what your current normal routine is back to an old one, ignoring the larger ones for another week or two, and introducing them again as if they were new i.e. gently, for short periods of time.What I do not want is to know people posting ITT are developing internal scarring that will prevent them from enjoying this hobby.Ignoring blood will do that to you.>>11583900girl or very small guy spotted
>>11584026I admit I'd be more interested in trying one if they were $50 instead of $500, but being in complete control of every thrust is not really the same kind of thing. Comparing them was misleading; I guess I wanted to illustrate the point that you can comfortably plap yourself for hours with my method.
>>11584078I'm a pretty big guy (for you), not everyone is a size queen
>>11584119Not going to point fingers or make claims but.>I'm a pretty big guyMy prior statement remains.
>>11584141I'll take that as a compliment
>at work>damn , cant wait for vacation to destroy my asshole I'm so fucking horny>vacation>suddenly not in the mood anymorewhy does this keep happening?
>>11584052>Mad brokie is mad
>>11584174Skill issueFuck your ass anyways
>>11583977Interesting read; I wonder if the njoy design can be any further improved upon? It seems so minimalist to the point where perhaps that's just the peak of direct stimulation toys.In any case you've made me want to buy one, I hope you're happy.
>>11584174because when you're a wageslave any time spent not working is precious and when it's actually available you want to make use of it doing more than just plundering your bootymaybe it'll help to figure out the other things you enjoy in life and making sure they're taken care of so you can focus more on cock
>>11584227Come over and I'll strap you down in my genuine leather custom made straps, and we'll see who's really broke. As in who breaks first.
fellanons, is xlube fine to use "discreetly" (living with other people) or is it too much of a mess?
>>11584254Use a dropcloth (or some arbitrary number of towels) and it won't matter what kind of mess you makeBut really unless you're deliberately squirting it on the walls it's not inherently messy, just a little viscous and gloopy. Just keep track of where you're putting it.X-Lube comes off with water so it's not hard to clean up either, but I don't know whether or not it'll gunk up drains if you wash off a ton at once in a sink or shower or something rather than just using a washing machine. I haven't had any issues either way, but I also tend to use the minimum amount of lube I need to feel comfortable.
>>11584254I imagine the main problem with using xlube discreetly is that you'd want to store it in the fridge>>115813341 cup water, 1.25 tsp xlube powder, 0.25 tsp salt. shake it up a few times over an hour or two, then leave it overnight.
>>11584286Why in the fridge? Why are you salting your lube? Adding extra minerals because distilled or plain purified water?
>>11584289salt helps it break down for cleanup, maybe he's using it to reduce viscosity? No idea about refrigeration though
>>11584289It stays fresh for a long time in the fridge, at least a month. I don't know how long it lasts at room temperature, but I don't see why you'd risk it unless you're worried about someone interrogating you about the contents of your fridge.I put salt in because otherwise it's a bit hypo-osmolar (it's water, basically), but desu that isn't a big deal for anal. Last time I checked the math, it should require closer to 1/3 tsp/cup to be isotonic, but I figure between the impurities in tap water, the lube polymer itself, and the lesser importance of optimizing low osmolality lube, I should err on the low side.Phallophilereviews has a lube pH and osmolality guide if you want a summary of why you might care.>>11584290Despite what the jlube bottle says, with my testing I'm still not convinced salt helps to clean up PEO lube beyond placebo or whatever benefit the grittiness provides. I have suspected the salt in my recipe makes it less excessively stringy, but I bet it's just because I use less powder than if you were to mix up a batch for immediate use.
>>11584041>straight people were fucking eachother in the butt before gay people existedTILTotally believable though, straights do the gayest shit.
didn't know xlube mixing was a whole niche of its own, kinda neat
less imageless block posting you losers, more images.also whoever recommended x-lube again, thank you I gave up on that stuff after trying it once because it dried out super quickly, but man that shit feels nice, almost comes close to oil.
What are the potential downsides of fuckin my ass with a cucumber? Using a condom and lube of course.
>>11584352I vividly remember people talking about having a spray bottle with water to ""revive"" the lube a few threads back
>>11584355NTA but nothing. I started out with all sorts of food items in condoms when I was too young to buy off the Internet, or go to a store. All sorts of items work in a condom, but don't get the extra thin ones, and be careful about them breaking. Ice was my favorite household dildo on a hot day.
>>11583944I don’t get it
>>11584377Great question, allow me to clarify:
>>11584254A looong time ago someone recommended puppy training absorbent mats, I use them now pretty much all the time, massive life save when you're in bed or on carpet or just don't want lube/pre/cum/whatever everywhere.
>>11580895>rim them out first to make them more comfortableThat's the key Imo. Worked on both me and my gf. She was against anal but loved ital. Then one day I started eating her ass. Less than 2 weeks later she asked me to try a finger. Then later she rimmed me, and here we are. I mean I had already experimented by myself as a teen, but I never thought I'd do it with a partner, not that I would ever try a dildo
>>11582606My first time pegging was with a very small, somewhat firm dildo and a very cheap harness. At that point she had already used much larger dildos onme with her hands, so I knee how to taki it comfortably. Just make sure you're clean and that she enjoys herself too
>>11583052hair removal for me is a huge turn on. on the front i like it fully smooth but with a slutty little landing strip. in the back, i like it to be very short and trim so i can feel my cheeks touching. A few times I have cum from just shaving with a razor on my balls or around the base of my cock.for getting in the mood, here's a trick i haven't heard anyone mention. get an electronic bidet toilet seat. I have a toto - you can adjust the power, angle and 'precision' of the spray. so it can be like a lazer or a softer spray. it will also oscillate low/high. the water is warmed to your liking and runs for a long time (probably 5 minutes) before auto-shutoff. then you just turn it back on again. i like to sit on it and just slowly relax deep into the sensation, bit by bit, increase the intensity only when you are fully relaxed and ready for more. slump down on the seat, drool, open up. if you relax enough you get a nice little enema which is hot. last time i did this i got so hot and horny that when i went to insert my usual starter plug afterwards i came moaning right at the apex, within 2 minutes, hands free. amazingget a bidet
>>11584406Yeah, virgins in these threads get the ick about rimming ass but if you like eating pussy your nose is basically up the hole half the time anyway. Especially in 69. I remember the first time she truly enjoyed anal and it was after I ate her ass open in a drunken stupor. She loved it. After that half our sex was anal. She had a beautiful asshole.
>>11584309I put the lube where I use it because it's more convenient than putting it in the fridge. In a sealed container it lasts at least a few weeks, probably longer but I always replace it by then. It's certainly not harmful to put it in the fridge but it's completely unnecessary.
>>11584432Both of those are unhygienic and you are filthy.
>>11584052Wear headphones then autist
>>11584432y r u gaeDey eat da poopoo
>>11582858>neotori comfy plugyou've got me interested, and I'm looking at it on the website, what firmness did you get?I see they offer Standard (Shore A00), and Firm (Shore A08)
>>11584576I always get the firmest to hit my prostate hardest
I just had the best night of sex in my life. >bought a strap on finally a couple of months ago>gf has been super anxious about pegging stuff but has always been open to the idea>knows i like futa jois etc. >i bring up that i would love to be fucked today, she has never done pegging/any anal play, not even to herself, but she says "OK" >GF goes to her moms place for an hour or so while i prep myself, plug /shave/lube/flush etc.>GF comes back and puts on a bunny girl outfit and thigh highs i bought her a few months ago, im ready and my dick is diamonds already>watch pegging videos on pornhub while we talk about anal stuff for about 2 hours while she edges me like 10 times with blowjobs/handjobs/ball sucking etc. >tell her its time to get into the butt stuff, shes super super anxious and worried that she'll hurt me>She Removes my smaller plug and she slips in the bigger plug and lubes me up while smiling and looking the horniest i have ever seen her>She wants to have a video on the background to be in the mood and guide her>have an idea>i show her what i usually use for anal stuff, Futa Joi videos.>I Specifically show her this video:https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/c25c0755b3c73f2f4479e018>She is super turned on and follows the video to the tee, first putting me in a prone bone position and fucking me from behind, then missionary>at around 19:00 into the video my legs begin to shake like crazy and my mind goes blank, at the same time she touches my dick for the first time and leans over<"cum for me boy" >i literally erupt from my dick like i have never before, stomach gets covered in cum.
>>11584675>moan like a fucking girl>she keeps fucking me for a while when im cumming and wriggling all over<starts cleaning up my stomach with her tongue>I get very very sensitive and call it quits.>She hugs me and keeps inside me for a while, kisses me on the mouth with my own cum still on her lips>says "swallow it" after spitting in my mouth>lay there confused, how did my gf know i like this shit so much, ask about it in the shower after sex<yeah you didn't clear your search history one time and i saw a CEI video in there, figured you like this kinda stuff>dick goes back to diamonds.>gf plugs me again and i proceed to fuck and rub her until she cums like 2 times and i cum again. It was like i was in a porn film, i had no idea sex could be like this or women like this do exisy, i love her so so much. She told me she wants to learn butt stuff with me, now i'm planning to get a two ended dildo and a few toys and plugs to train her into the butt slut i am.
>>11583944Post a diagram. There are lots of words here that I'm sure mean something to you but I can't figure this out at all.
>>11583690I used to feel similar when I first broke into the 3" width range, but watching my hole gradually transform into that puffy donut shape was too hot to ignore (that, and with larger sizes it's much easier to just pound orgasm after orgasm out of myself)I'm almost into the 4" range now and I don't feel bad about it at all. I've worked up to this size crazy slowly so everything still works the way it should.
Anyone have the Nothosaur Ipony pumpy? I’ve just ordered one as there have been a few delicious videos of twinks gaping themselves with it
>>11584039>>11583117any of you fiends ever done ketamine and anal? Someone told me it was amazing but I did a little bump whilst playing and didn’t feel any different but I’m not sure how much I wanna take before playing with myself? Recently I’ve been really into getting into my latex catsuit and using my fuck machine after a weed edible starts hitting but I always end up high for like a whole day and I wanna do something like Ket to just be high for maybe an hour or two and then be fine later.
>>11584733this dude about to have pony dick up his butt
>>11584675>>11584677That's very cute anon. My gf has also fed me my cum every time she's pegged me and almost every time she's used a dildo on me. We've never agreed on it, but it's just so natural. Usually she'll just swallow my load and then kiss me, but she's also had me cum on my belly, licked it up and then kissed me, or even just scooped it up and put her finger in my mouth before kissing me. Last time was probably the hottest: she wore a strap on and I rode her cowgirl, she gave me a hj and made me cum all over her tits and face, then pulled me in for a kiss while she was still inside me. Kissing after a facial is so fucking hot it's unreal.
>>11584754My horse got lonely so I got him a pony to be friends with
>>11584806Kinda gay
>>11584812No one is straight around horsecocks
>>11584733Does estim work with that pattern? I've tried North South, East West, NE/SW, but never 4 in that pattern. I usually post with a Gape Keeper in.
>>11584688>on 9/11, this anon was taking a screen shot of a buttplug bazoo
>>11584720Thats the problem haha Im afraid I will like it too much and keep upsizing until eventually I will have some longterm bad consequences from it.
>>11584787SimilarEver since me and my gf started dating, standard practice has been a deep kiss after a blowjob. It wasn't ever really agreed upon, she did it the first time, I was too sex-headed to protest, and eventually the brain link between orgasm and cum in my mouth overruled anything else. And nowadays, it's very standard for her to get a nice, messy pair of fingers coated in precum and jam that in my mouth while pegging me. Not exclusive to me, either. Same goes for her, when I eat her out or otherwise do something that gets her wet. But, I think I like it more than she does.
>>11584734Ket lowers libido and supresses orgasms, not good for anal.You're better off taking some type of a psych 4-aco-met or 4-ho mipt. These can be down more frequnelty then the 5MAPB or "PLUR". All of these fall under a type of drugs called research chemicals.Alternaltvy the libdo peptide PT-141 mention a few threads earlier is worth a shot too
>>11582662>>11582675>>11584411thanks for yall help, should i actually consult her abt which dildo to buy, i dont wanna seem pushy when she hasn't even fully said yes, specially cause we're really vanilla n she usually gets the ick to anything sexual (even vanilla) unless she already on the mood (kinda impossible to discuss sex stuff desu lol) i would like to buy a more human-like dildo that matches her like if it was actually a penis she could have yk but im scared she might think im too gay or stuff instead of just some plastic looking bs, also why everyone recommends diff cleaning methods, is there any universal one or sum, i just go not really deep at all so im usually not in need of one.
>>11584997>should i actually consult her abt which dildo to buy, i dont wanna seem pushy when she hasn't even fully said yes, specially cause we're really vanilla n she usually gets the ick to anything sexual (even vanilla) unless she already on the mood (kinda impossible to discuss sex stuff desu lol)If she's not fully committed I think you're better off picking since you're going to be the one it's going inside lol, you can practice with it later when she's not in the mood & out of town>also why everyone recommends diff cleaning methods, is there any universal one or sumeveryone preps in different way that suit themselves, but to keep it short: supplement your fiber before, (>>11583182makes cleaning faster & easier) use a douche to clean yourself out (water doesn't have to go too deep, just stick the tip in and let all the water in), sit on the toilet and wait like 15 minutes,and all goes you should be good be pounded for hours. don't forget your lube! (water-based lube + coconut oil ftw)
>>11584377>>11584688You could at least say what part you don't get. I assume you understand how you can scoot down on a reclining chair to lay on it with your ass hanging off, and when you do, you have room to hold a plate/board/etc behind your ass and move it around. Right? Pic related.So I'm guessing you're imagining the wrong kind of table. I gave enough info before to find the exact one I have, but I will try to describe it better. The legs fold like scissors, like the legs of an ironing board. The top of only one pair of legs is attached to the table, and when you fold it closed, you make the legs parallel (feet together), and the top hinges down so the whole thing is flat. In this folded state, the tabletop is shorter than the legs, so you can hold it upright (e.g. by resting your legs on the top edge) and the tabletop can swing freely around the axis of the top edge. (I couldn't find an /i/ or /trash/ thread for scribbles for other boards, and I didn't want to post off-topic mspaint drawings here)
>>11584853It's a gift for Hassan
>>11585063>It's a gift for HassanYou're lost friendo.Maybe educate yourself? I hope this helps.
>>11584853On 9/11 I was banging ur mum. her bush made my tower explode
>>11585083>On 9/11 I was banging ur mum. her bush made my tower explodeHot!She said the noise was her cleaning in the kitchen, looked like she fought a cake mixer.
>>11585053Longest cope about not getting a bf, for sex only. Go to grindr, 80% of tops are discreet, aka usually married and just looking for sex.Do your duty. I hope that works.
how many of you fast before doing anal
>>11585229>how many of you fast before doing analUsually eat once, 9-11pm, can plug most mornings
Omg I can't wait for my Atlas 4xl it's going to destroy me!!!
>>11585229I did for a while, but eventually had a fit of sanity, that what's coming out of me went in two days ago, and I'm not fasting for two days.What I WILL do, if I plan on size playing, is drink about a half bottle of prune juice from wherever, and that shit will clear me out in a couple hours. Do it first thing in the morning, the stomach cramps are usually over and done with by the time I'm ready to go.
Thoughts on that chink YWZAO X23/X33? One person I talked to had really good results, but it is chineseum
>>11585231>>11584675 hereI dont eat for around 6-8 hours before anal, and i only eat a light meal like yogurt etc. If you want to you can literally eat one hour before anal and it will not affect you, because digestion takes way longer. I usually poop before and use a bidet as an enema to flush everything away until the water that comes out of me is clear, i then wait for about 10 min, sometimes with a plug in. Then take the plug out and flush a few times so any poop that didnt come out on the first time comes out. Never have had an accident and i've been doing anal for 8+ years at this point
>>11585071No no, anon has elite ball knowledge
Ay fuck machine fellowsWhat position and angle hits your prostate best?
>>11584997If she hasn't fully committed, you should drop it unless she brings it up again or you're going to strain your relationship. I know you're excited, but really she has to be as well or it's going to be ruined. You're asking her to completely ignore all of her normal tendencies, and sexual desires, and do a 180 on them all and it's a big ask. I'm old so I know these things. Don't fuck it up. Don't pressure her. It doesn't even sound like she's comfortable in normal sex. There's no way she'll be comfortable with this, unless she's way more kinky than you're letting on. Mine told all my friends about it afterwards, so you should think about that as well. You're probably going to have to own it, and be comfortable with yourself if it happens and goes wrong or your relationship breaks, or live in shame of people thinking you're a closet queen or something. Not everyone in the world is like the people you meet in these threads. Keep that in mind. If she's not into it, she will definitely think you're gay. That might come as a shock to the virgins here (there are a lot) but she will think you're a faggy homo cockfucker if she's not into it. She will get the fucking ick. I know I know, sticking giant dick shaped objects is one of the straightest things in the world, but normal straight women and men who don't put things in their butts don't tend to feel the same way. But hell, what do I know. You're walking on rotten ice.
>>11585318Me again. >>11584997I didn't help you much with my last post. If you want to ease her into the idea talk to her and buy a dildo she wants. If you don't know and can't find out, buy something adorable like the carrot from neotori. Don't get anything crazy or gross or animal shaped, or even human dick shaped. Think carrot, or something like it. Then ease it into your sex routine, and use it on her. Go slow. Use it good, and make certain she's ok with it. Make her cum with it. Then, if she's cool, she'll probably want to use it on you one day so you can experience the pleasure you've been giving her. If she never does, oh well, at least you have a toy to stick in her. Or yourself when she's not around.
bought a stoic as my first horse dildo but sadly it won't be here in time for the start of the month tomorrow
>>11585295Doggy for me. The more upright I go with my upper body the more pressure it has on my prostate, that way I can control the intensity.
>>11585356Im planning on buying my first horde dildo soon. Im not sure what firmness to get it in though. When it comes to Neotori dildos I find the standard firmness too soft, it also doesnt allow dildos to stand up to ride them, they kinda just flop out on the floor and I hate that. But at the same time Ive never had a horse dildo with a big head before so Im kinda worried that if I order my usual firmness that the head will be too intense.Appreciate any advice on this from horse dildo enjoyers. I would probably go for a Large or XL so its kinda pricey to just make a random decision on it
>>11585364I also find their standard firmness a bit too floppy but this time I went with it because I already have too many firm ones and I doubt I would be able to comfortably ride this one because of the head like you said
>>11584174This is me every time. I spend so much time trying to create a perfect scenario I end up losing the will to do it. I’ve had some injuries so I’ve been out of work on and off since June and maybe had 2 sessions this whole time. I need a motivational fellow anal lover to chat about it like I used to
>>11585289>bidet as an enema to flushNTA but I thought I was the only one who did this. It's amazing. My asshole makes the most obscene noises when I get it just right.
>>11584887Just take your time and listen to your body, it will tell you when you're starting to come up against your hard limits :)>>11585229I used to, but now I get adequate fiber in my diet and it's not really a problem anymore
>>11584675>>11584677I just want one thing
Anybody got any good hypnosis audio or vids? I wanna turn into a real butt slut.
>>11585426babe you already are
>>11585426Monster Brothel for Cute Girls by Shibby. nothing else even comes close.
I think I finally had some more progress in the quest to buttgasm. Early on in getting into anal, I managed to beat my prostate until I came a small amount very slowly and softly. Ever since, all I’ve managed is to get to a point where it feels like I’m about to cum, but then it turns out to just be some pre dripping out. I have had a few times that the pre is coming out regularly enough that it just feels like one long, slow orgasm, and that’s enough that I’ve been content with it.But, the other night, I was especially into it, and found a really nice angle with a toy I’d mostly written off before, and was besting my prostate like crazy (very sore the day after), and felt everything back there tighten up and clamp down on the toy. I stopped the first two times this happened, worried it was just about to get messy, but the third time I just kept going, and it felt like my ass was struggling to stop the toy, then just gave up and started quivering all over it. I managed to get that feeling about… three times, all pretty close together, each time also kind of felt like I might have a regular orgasm too, but didn’t (not even much pre).Afterwards, I was left wondering if I’d finally achieved the buttgasm I’ve heard so much about, or if I was on the precipice of it. I’ve wanted to have another go at it like crazy ever since. Just remembering the feeling gets me excited. But, I also definitely feel like my ass needs a break after how rough I was with it.
ever since ive been browsing this thread on and off, i cant enjoy pics with people wearing those jewel plugs anymoreit just makes me cringe and shudder thinking about itand its so common, too!
>>11585441why?
>>11585441My first plug was one of these, but you’re not the first I’ve seen say they’re too common, so I rarely use it anymore.I will say, I assume for many, especially if they’re not very used to presenting, displaying your hole is something tough to feel confident about. Most spend kost of their lives thinking of it as a nasty spot rather than an erotic one. As such, I presume the jewel plugs are so popular because they’re a good way of dressing it up and making it feel more fancy or feminine. I still like them myself.
>>11585318>sex with a woman can be perceived as gay This is your mind on 4chan
>>11585481If she's not into she'll perceive in any way she wants, but what would a virgin like you know?
Can you guys give your methods / advice for getting used for a bigger sized toy going beyond your usual range? I got a dildo that is 8.5 inch insertable length with 2.4 inch girth across, much bigger than most things I've tried before. I can somewhat comfortably get it about a third of the way in, I don't really plan getting the length in there fully with this type of girth. Should I just keep it in for certain time intervals to let my hole stretch or just keep going in and out with whatever range of motion and depth I have right now. Should I do it with increased regularity, like several times a week?
>>11585318>>11585321hey thank u sm for yalls help, desu i can relate to this i have been having this sensation that im annoying her with it n im such a horny mf i can't stop it but i gotta chill and even tho she did say she doesnt jjudge me at all and she was nice with it imma stay careful, thanks for opening my eyes anons n helping me not fuck up my relationship by being too much of horny mf for anal. i wont mention it to her again and if anything but the topic being left in the past happens ill update yall
There are few things more satisfying than knowing you're going to be clean for many hours and getting into a buttfucking trance that keeps you up until 2AM.
>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/szj0kc2gHavent done this in a while, anons are welcome to play with my butt
>>11585487>If she's not into she'll perceive in any way she wants, but what would a virgin like you know?Negative, whore (you)
>psyllium husk doesn't work for meIs it over? Does this mean easy stuff like fiber gummies won't work either? I don't want to change my diet...
>>11581088Kind of. I found out that if I do a ~5 minute long non-stop fucking session at medium speed, it starts to feel really good. It's actually hard to do without stopping by clenching my butt from intensity, but once you get there you won't be able to stop until you cum.>>11584052So not only you can't afford a fucking machine, you also can't afford noise cancelling headphones? Yes, they are basically required so you don't ruin your mood, but it's totally worth it. Also riding a dildo against surfaces is exactly what I used to do before fucking machine and it's not even close. I still do it, btw, it's a good way to get into mood before switching to machine, but you'll never be able to pound your ass manually as intense as fucking machines do. Same goes for fucking a man, btw. Sure it can be nice and you get a more intimate experience than from a lifeless piston, but an average guy gets tired too fast, not to mention that you'll never be lucky to get a good size.>>11585295I always used doggy the most. Anyone was able to cum in other positions? I find it very tricky to make it work in anything other than on all fours.
>>11585812Why do you keep calling me broke? I'm not broke. I just don't see the need for one. Why do you take that as I hate them? I don't own any dog dildos either, but it's not because I hate them, or can't afford them. Kinda weird that you would weave insults into your helpful post. What's next, do I need to come up with VR vids to display on my headset to match up with the rhythm of the machine? That might be for you, but sounds like a pain to me.
>>11585824Hey, I'm not the anon that called you broke first. Sure, to each their own, but you also cannot just dismiss fucking machines if you haven't really experienced them before. It's not some kind of side grade to buttseggs, it's a general improvement. Nothing wrong with being broke btw, it's just a friendly banter.>What's next, do I need to come up with VR vids to display on my headset to match up with the rhythm of the machine?That's actually a great idea. I do have a VR, but I've haven't tried to use it while fucking. I wonder if you can attach encoder on a fucking machine to a sex scene in VaM or something, so it matches your speed exactly.
>>11585504Think of it like training any other part of your body. You do an exercise at a certain intensity or weight, until it becomes easy and then you increase the intensity or weight, rinse repeat. You dont increase the intensity or weight before being ready for it, because that risks injury.
>>11585364Anybody else? I really would like to get opinions on what firmness is ideal for a horse dildo before I spend 150-200 euros on it lol
>>11585831Sorry. My favorite toy is human dick shaped in firm. I don't have any horse cocks, but I love the super soft silicone giant plugs. I soak them in hot water first so they're extra squishy. Then when I clench down it pushes the giant bulb further into me in the best ways possible. So when I cum, my natural contractions bully my prostate. It's amazing. Sorry I'm not more helpful. I don't have any animal cocks other than a bug type ovipositor. Now I'm thinking I need to buy some big super soft eggs...
butts
>>11585229i dont eat like a fattie
>>11585831Get a soft, the whole point of the stoic is it's flared head massaging your prostate "Stoic comes with a trick up your sleeveThe two bulges on the front of the flare are designed to lean slightly outward during forward motion and fold inward during backward motion. This is our first attempt to include a deforming/kinetic aspect in the design of a toy, and we are pretty happy with the results.With each inward stroke, the flare slightly expands, creating a sensation that is even more intense than its appearance suggests. In the opposite direction, the flare gently folds in on itself, reducing its diameter and decreasing resistance. This makes pushing it in more intense than pulling it out, which results in a rather unusual experience. Because forward and backward movements feel different every insertion builds up more and more perceived pressure, even if nothing really changes.It is more noticeable with the bigger sizes and the soft firmness option. The firm option results in a flare that won’t deform, so the intensity is the same in both directions."
>>11585229I fast for 24 hours every day. Keeps me thin and mostly empty all the time. Oh and I'm a super cheap date because I get pretty drunk off one cocktail, and extremely drunk with 2, and if I have a 3rd it's blackout territory, so I have to be careful about that meeting up with strangers. I don't mix my vodka with anything but water because I don't like sugar, so I never get a hangover, no matter how drunk I got the night before. I've literally woken up with my toys strewn about my place, naked, with zero recollection of the events. And I don't even feel guilty about it because it's 3 drinks at the most, they just hit me stupid hard.
>>11585906>I fast for 24 hours every day
>>11585906>I fast for 24 hours every day.
>>11585945>>11585946Yes. I eat once a day you dolts. Breakfast. When I wake up. 24 hours apart, every day.
>>11585906>>11585947So OMAD, not a 24h fast.
>>11585957Yeah, sure but I mean I'm not eating anything for 23.5 hours straight every day, but go ahead and split hairs. I had to Google OMAD so I guess I'm not up to date on terminology. But in that Google I learned that it's a fast, says it right there.
>>11585886Thanks, I was leaning towards getting it in soft aswell. Just worried its not gonna stand up when riding it and will flop down
>>11585812The only way I've ever done it is on my back
>>11585824Kek brokie is hella mad fr
>>11585763Take more psyllium husk and drink more water. You're probably not taking enough.
>>11585828>I wonder if you can attach encoder on a fucking machine to a sex scene in VaM or somethingXtoys has a completely handsfree "audio sync" option, if you're using Xtoys to control the machine via bluetooth. Outside of that you're limited to existing patterns sync'd to video or building your own. Sysaudio as speed control with a decent minimum/maximum speed set works OK in my experience.
>>11585831>>11585966Idk, I tend to look at the archive to see what other anons have said about it https://desuarchive.org/d/search/text/neotori%20stoic%20firm%2A/After a look seems like firm is more stimulating I also found this review on a reddit thread Neotori makes very nice toys, so definitely a good choice to check them out.Regarding your question: first firmness, yes the firm is super firm and wouldn't recommend taking it at all. The standard is a little softer than the medium of bad dragon or similar manufacturers, but sturdy enough to be ridden and used very well. Also in a strap on harness, never had an issue so far.https://www.reddit.com/r/BadDragon/comments/1ru9393/experience_with_neotori/All in all i'd go for firm as it's eaiser to adapt to the intense stimulation rather then having a weak soft limp one
>>11586003Make sure you put your earplugs in, and your noise cancelling headphones on, and make sure to stack up some cinder blocks so the machine doesn't move. Put down a towel so you don't make a mess. Meanwhile, I'll be in my all stone, custom shower fucking myself to orgasm in the beautiful ambient sounds of my rainfall showerhead raining water down on the stone, while I stand on my tippy toes, and grab the shower door rail and start plapping against the wall. The position is perfect to milk me until I have burps of pre and cum gushing out with every, totally in my control thrust. It can be as slow or as fast as I want. I like to imagine I'm trying to get someone off, and that tends to make me get off. I'll leave you to the super tech. I'm anolog, and I guess broke with over a thousand dollars worth of silicone in my beside cabinet. But I know you're just trolling. No one is broke in an anal thread. Quality toys are too expensive for the laymen.
>>11585828You're looking for Eroscripts.
>>11586083a lot of hobbies look expensive when you only count the costs, but like sports, I think anal is pretty cheap when you consider what you get in returnthe self therapy and dietary optimization has got to be worth more than whatever I've paid for dongs over the years
>>11586096I spend a lot of money on this. Literally the only thing I spend money on. I just bought a $120 buttplug. What the fuck. Are you retards dense? I don't fucking want one. They're stupid. The only toy I have made by lovense is fucking awful. It's literally the one I never pull out. It's terrible. I'm not counting cost. I'm counting what I know I will like or not, and I've owned a stupid fucking machine before and it sucked. As militant as you fuckers are being about them, it seems to me like you're being paid to sell fucking machines. I do not need one. I do not want one. I used to own one. I pleasure myself better without one. They're stupid. I hate them. People who have them at idiots. They should kill themselves. There. Happy? Fucking morons can't even fathom different tastes, and my dumbass forgot I was dealing with a load of retards who don't even know they're retarded. Enjoy your drooling, mouth breathing existence, because you will never know a real life, you fucking retards.
>>11586113silly anonI'm not the troll calling you broke, I was making a friendly comment since you seemed frustratedenjoy your shower and try not to fall for bait on the internets <3
>>11586137I'm pretty drunk. Give me a break.<3
>>11586096When you average out the costs anal is cheap as hell. I've been into it for about 10 years at this point and, including the machine (which I bought used at about 50% off) and all my non-dildo sex toys, have spent about $5k total. At a per-toy cost basis I'm approaching "hours of use per dollar spent" vs "dollars spent per hour of use" on everything but the machine, just because angling it is annoying (but once it's angled right it's so good). This is without even considering the secondary benefits to mood, diet, and in my case, socialization since I've found multiple communities to hang out in over the years where I can express this part of me.Also, to blog more, just spent 2-3 hours boning myself and finished on one of my horse toys. Two anal orgasms and a peegasm. I'm caged & plugged typing this. It's fucking awesome.>>11586113As yet another machine having anon -you do you man. I wish I had an awesome shower like you do since it would make getting clean wayyy more comfy than my current shower setup. Way more worthwhile investment than a machine. Everyone has different tastes and circumstances. <3
>>11586002Tell me more. What pose, what angle? How do you hold your legs? I never felt much pleasure from pounding my butt while lying on the back. It just feels weird for some reason.
>>11586083We'll soon be fucking futa robot waifus. That's pretty outdated already.
I got my njoy wand anons. Spent 2 hours with it. My hand cramped. I'm 6ml of lube poorer. I went for two hours and really tried to give myself the time to feel my prostate. Once I got it, I emptied my bladder out in 3 short spurts. Which felt really good but it was not an earth shattering orgasm or anything.It was mixed in with clear liquid which clearly wasn't cum.I just had a shower but I want to do it again. Is this the HFO? Am I a butt slut?It was fun, but nothing earth shattering. Could keep going over and over which was great. Will try again when gf is not around.
>>1158621699%: You squeezed your bladder out and in doing so also squeezed some seminal fluid/precum out of your prostate. With certain toys it's hard to avoid pressing both, especially since the exact distance between the two varies from person to person.Also be a man and post pics when you yap.
Enema question: the water comes out in small spurts, so I can't tell when im empty or how much more is left to go. Im in the shower and I realize that there's more still in there. Rinse and repeat forever. How do you empty yourself completely and how do you know you're actually empty?
>>11585286It’s Chineseum but it doesn’t seem to contain anything bad. Try to keep it to the ring, and not inside you. However it makes you wanna get FUCKED really badly>>11584991None of these are available where I live, Ket is because….. I know people. Hmmmmm I have had people tell me anal is great on ket however so in chariots about it. PT-141 Is interesting but because I’m basically perma caged I’m super horny all the time anyway so not too interested in being more horny, rather want to feel more or differently
>>11584576Late but I got mine in standard and small sized
>>11585467because they're notoriously easy to... loose? Shits scary to even look at.
>>11586254When I hit that point, just small spurts of water but I can tell there's more trapped inside, I'll get dressed and go take a walk.I don't know if it's the physical stimulation (sun+fresh air+pelvic movement) or the psychological stimulation (that thing where you leave the house and immediately have to take a shit) but after a lap or two around the block, the rest usually flushes out easier.
So, is there any actual reason for this to exist, other than because it's funny? The best I can think of is for the hypoallergenic properties, but quality steel shouldn't even be causing allergic reactions in the first place. Is the reduced weight even an upside? Who's buying this thing?
>>11586413Exercise/motion is what helps things along.>>11586254It's different for everyone - increase your fiber intake and meal regularity (also cut down on snacking) is the best general advice. You can think of your digestive system as a factory line that takes food and produces shit. If the shipments of food in are regular and spaced out the shit will also be regular and spaced out.As far as cleaning goes, for me it's 3 or 4 sets of 30 second intake with a shower hose, expulsion. Once done in the shower I get out and stretch, and if there's anything left to vacate it goes in the john, use a syringe to get another ~300ml of water in there, shake it around, and should be done if my diet wasn't all junk in the days leading up.
My favorite hobby is to blast my brain with THC then blast my hole with a huge dildo
>>11586517same, best thing to look forward to at the weekend but I'm on a T-break because carts do nothing anymore lol
Starting my night shift once again... please be nice, you guys were too rough last time >_< https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/4c5y3kqr
>>11586527> I'm on a T-breakHave you tried tryactin?
>>11586527carts are lame. dab rig or bong
>>11586656Nah
>>11586656And edibles :3
>>11586433Awesome, must be new model. >WhyNickel allergies, I'll develop a rash that lasts 4-6 weeks from a belt buckel, haven't wanted to chance rectum with the SS version
>>11586433>So, is there any actual reason for this to exist, other than because it's funny?I suspect it's to create further product differentiation that theyre a premium brand. Especially now that theres so many knockoff njoy wand clones. Some even using high quality steel.>Who's buying this thing?Rich people or njoy wand superfans. It's like the njoy eleven except more accessible.>>11586685>Nickel allergiesNot wrong but it's incredibly overkill if that was their only goal.
>>11582587That's.. fuckin genius, thank you.
damn, package isn't arriving until Mondayand I was looking forward to stuffing my ass tomorrow so much
>>11586790I thought mine was going to arrive next week, but apparently it's showing up today!
>>11586706>>Nickel allergies>Not wrong but it's incredibly overkill if that was their only goal.Yes, because $350 is too high a price to avoid an allergic reaction in anus/rectum.>communist light detected
>>11586809you can count me jealouswhat did you get?
>>11586820An njoy wand. Not the fancy Ti one though, lolBut I've seen a lot of positive posts about them in here and I don't have any metal toys, so I'm pretty excited.
>>11586826it's pretty fun to use the smaller end to very gently rub your prostate but also kinda hard to get right. Been using mine more often lately too
>>11586815Lets not forget aluminum exists. The most popular aluminum alloys do not contain nickel and it's safe to shove up your ass. As a bonus, it's actually cheaper than stainless steel instead of more expensive like titanium.Titanium is great, i think it's cool theyve made the njoy wand in titanium and im not hating on that. But there certainly are other routes they couldve taken here for allergy purposes.>Yes, because $350 is too high a price to avoid an allergic reaction in anus/rectum.Many people cant afford to drop $350 on a sex toy. Even the original njoy wand is often looked at as really expensive. And the njoy wand is rather polarizing, that's a lot to spend on a toy with a decent chance you might not even like.In this thread we've probably got many people with toy collections easily into the thousands but thats not something a casual dildo owner will be anywhere close to.
I used to be a hyper homo and wanted to be a perma bottom, but then I became an adult. I'm now 28 almost 29 and the fantasy is dead, but I still feel urges in the prostate. I kinda hate being alive.
>>11586851twink death implies twink resurrection
crisco/coconut oil plus a waterlube based lube is much better than messing around with xlube mixing. Xlube is such a pain to prep and clean. Also got a mare maker on sale and it's a goated plug.
>>11586851>>11586882I'm in my 30s now, was the same, super hyper twink bottom in my 20s. Started noticing aging happening when I turned 30/31, locked the fuck in and changed my eating and exercise habits. I look better now than I did in my mid 20s. Having a great hairline helps a lot though, I'll admit that.
>>11586918>locked the fuck in and changed my eating and exercise habitsI wish there were resources out there for this shit that weren't just trying to sell you a course or trick you into taking HRT.
>>11586918I'm 40 now and have never taken better care of myself. Hitting that 40 really made me realize I was not the person I wanted to be. I completely reinvented myself, including my sex life, habits and style. I'll admit, spending an extra hour or so on morning and evening skin and hair routines is a pain and expensive. I almost don't eat anything. I've almost been able to completely erase any sign of my face having pores and I like that a lot. Skin care products have really come a long way. Hair care too. I do yoga now as well and my sister hit the fucking floor when I told her. Good lord yoga was hard the first few times. I almost died just from holding my legs straight up for a whopping minute.
>>11586934Honestly, the old axioms are the best advice. Anything offering you some cheat or hack is almost never gonna really work. Water, good diet and eating much less, exercise and weights, those types of things do the absolute most for you. I haven't ventured into anything like peptides or any of that other new stuff that's becoming popular, they may work well, but I just don't know. All I know is I lift weights regularly (not super heavy cuz I want to maintain my slim, otter build), I only eat once a day and I keep it at or below my BMR, I go on walks often, and I always have a drink on me. A protip for if you're wanting to lose weight, a lot of people might think this is bad advice, but diet soda is incredibly useful. It helps you feel more full throughout the day so you don't get tempted to snack and the flavour will help satiate any cravings. Obviously water would be best, but water doesn't help you feel as full. Also, changing your mindset so you eat until you're not hungry rather than eating until your full will help as well.
>>11586675edibles are cool but unless you make them yourself because of medical all edibles are 10mg and 10 per package. its lame here. I need to learn to cook with thc.
i just had an amazing anal session. How to I just admit to myself Im gay instead of liking women so I can just get dicked down.
I got a 4xl Goliath ^_^
>>11587030It's okay to like women and men
>>11587045I feel like I should only "date" couples for some reason.
>>11587048>I feel like I should only "date" couples for some reason.You're in analgenBottoms aren't bulls
>>11587049I meant 2 women pegging or 2 men tho
>>11587051>I meant 2 women pegging or 2 men thoLmao ok, hot though.Also,>folding under near 0 pressure ;)
>>11587049I just dont feel like my anal jorney will be complete unless I get bred but I dont wanna hurt my gf that pegs me. I wish I could have just could be with 2 doms. I dont wanna be a total cuck and ask my gf to find a bf for us lol
>>11587053>I dont wanna be a total cuck and ask my gf to find a bf for us lol That gif, of a couple with the shared bf, is one of my favorites.
>>11587053I'll share my story: >Straight , only GFs>Women increasingly not worth>Curious person, get into anal>wonder how much better if with real guy >Grindr, get with guy, wasn't into his body, didn't mind the anal, guy too small and wore condom, meh>Started liking guys' bodies and cocks >See as many guys as I canAlso obv>Fucking machineShe probably wants to fuck around, see if you can suss it out or introduce it.
>>11582083Nova is a fantastic prostate smasherVector is great in the shower with its suction cup.>>11582094 Hankeys toys sells a super suction cup
>>11582503I have also been doing anal for over 10 years. I have not met an XL bad dragon toy i cant take. I can easily bottom XL flint and chance. even large depth proves 33 inches long at 1 ½ think
can you guys recommend something I can replace my aliexpress mysterymeat with? EU, just kinda worried about long term use of this.
>>11586934/Fit/ existsStart with urine fasting, ignore gatekeepers.
>>11586849>alluminum njoyI'm thinking that alluminum alloys will corrode with imperfect storage and even general use, and be more susceptible to bending and impact marks.The titanium version's price, as with the SS, has little to do with the cost of manufacturing.
You have to fight your urges to hook up with dangerous men on grindr.I have to fight my urges to buy $1k of silicone and start a toy company. We are not the same.
>>11587140>I have to fight my urges to buy $1k of silicone and start a toy company.I gave in to my urges to diy and im deep down the rabbithole of lube formulation. Just bought another $150 or so of chemicals. The holy grail is right around the corner. Just one more test and the lube will be perfect. For real this time.I also may have cursed myself because now whenever im fucking myself in the ass and the lube does anything imperfect theres a side of my mind that's thinking "ok so i could improve that with x", "wonder if it would feel better if i used more of y or no maybe it needs to be z".On the plus side though, i now have a near lifetime supply of lube and i can make it exactly the way i want. If i just give it like 10 years and dont buy more ingredients to try random things it'll pay itself back... yeah that's never happening.
>>11586968please teach me your ways sempai san sama
>>11587170I don't know you, but I'll try to help. People say >Just be confident broThat's a half truth, because you can't be confident, unless you're confident in yourself. When I person starts to better themselves, there is a subconscious thing that happens, where you actually find your confidence, because you know you're doing what you're supposed to be doing. Lack of confidence, a lot of it at least in my opinion comes from knowing deep down, you're not doing what you should be doing to better yourself. You only have this one life, don't wait so long like I did before figuring this out. You have to become confident in yourself before anyone else will even get to see. And you literally do this by, and I know this sounds silly, but doing what you're supposed to be doing. Everyone is different, and you probably can't think of things to do, that you shouldn't be doing, but I guarantee you have some. Stop those things. Focus on yourself. Don't get discouraged, even if it's not going the way you hoped. That's not the point. You're going to be what you are, you can make that are better, but you can't change it completely. I'm just saying that your sprit will benefit if you stop doing all those fucking things you do, you know you're not supposed to be doing. And focus on what you want, and how you want to get there. For me it was simple. I woke up one day and looked in the mirror at my burly construction worker, beer drinker 180lb body and was fucking over it. I decided no one wanted this version of me, and I was so tired of being alone. You can do whatever you want. It's your life, and your body. Please don't let your own mind prison your body. I want to be clear, I'm not a transgender, or transexual. I'm not promoting that in any way. I'm promoting health, and especially mental health. You have to be confident in yourself before you can do anything. Literally anything. And the only way to get confident, is to know, deep down in your soul, you're living your life.
Anyone play with there nipples when doing anal? Any there even any toys you could use to stim your nipples while going at it? I see those suckers but I dobut the a static suck is any good and I think vibes would just numb them
>>11587100Neotori has what you need
>>11587100Link in the OP has everything you need https://fantasytoybox.net/You can filter by country and type of dildo.If your worried about budget just get a premade one as customs tend to be more, if that's still out of budget then learn to use what toys you have. DO NOT use chineseuim toysDO NOT
It took me about 8 years of anal, but I have finally learned how to milk my prostate dry to the last dropWhat was holding me back was that I needed to bully my prostate a lot more intensily than I did before, putting lots of pressure on it as I grind over my prostate. I always held back on it because the intensity felt uncomfortable but now I learned that that discomfort goes away and turns into pleasure after a while.The second thing I needed to get over was thinking that I needed to pee, because loads of cum and precum leaking from your dick feels almost the exact same way as having to pee. Now instead of holding back when that feeling occurs I push out instead and streams of precum leak out. Ive truly mastered my technique now, I just spent an hour milking my prostate and I had at least 12 semi-orgasm waves of precum leaking out. By the end of the session there was a big puddle next to me
>>11587335Well done. I'm very surprised sometimes when I look down and there's a continuous line of pre all the way down to the fucking ground. Some fuckface idiot insists it's pee, because yeah, pee totally has the same consistency as pre ejaculate. It's fucking slutty and super hot. I actually space my sessions out now and save my cum so I can leak even more next session.
>>11587394Nah its 10000% not pee. I had a big puddle on the floor that was completely transparent, no color, no odour and sticky. Exactly like precumPlus I would know by now the difference between hitting my bladder or prostate. And yeah its really fucking hot, I place a mirror in front of me so I can see the precum leaking out of my dick as I bully my prostate.
>>11587325I didn't expect such a heartfelt post.. I meant more about the hair and skin products and yoga... but what you wrote is a lot more valuable and touched me deeper than any chinesium dildo. thank you.you're completely right. we are masters of our own life, only we can stop ourselves and only we can move ourselves forward.>I'm not a transgender nothing you wrote gave me any impression that you were, but I get the clarification. I got hurt by that ideology in the past, since it masquerades as expression and improvement, solution..nowadays I understand that it's nothing but misery and self destruction.
>>11587335>The second thing I needed to get over was thinking that I needed to pee, because loads of cum and precum leaking from your dick feels almost the exact same way as having to peeI think this is very common roadblock for most people,they're probably on their bed or somewhere they can't make a mess so they don't fuck themselves as intensively or stop right before reaching a prostate orgasm. I recommend to orgasm in the bathtub or try puppy pads or waterproof sheets.those back to back orgasms are really addicting - it's like cumming over and over without the refractory period.
>tfw after almost 4 years my warm up plug is now triple the size of my first ever plug
>>11587414>I meant more about the hair and skin products and yogaOh haha. Thanks for the kind words anyway. As far as yoga goes I focus mainly on my core. So I focus on poses that work that. Bonus aside from getting a flat and sexy tummy, is you'll strengthen your pelvic floor. Yoga institute has loads of vids on YouTube, that will show all the moves you want, and what they do. There are many core strength poses. My favorite is super easy, you just lay flat on your back, arms to your sides, palms on floor, then hold your legs straight up in the air. Try it for 45 seconds and you'll be super fucking sore tomorrow. As far as my products go there's so much out there, for different hair and skin types. One universal truth is the more money the product, the better it is. I used to wear a fucking hat all the time and now I get to show off my curls. I'm the only one out of all my siblings (I am the only boy) who got curls and they hate me for it so it's fun rubbing their noses in it. Fucking took me long enough and I almost squandered all my sexy fucking years. Good luck out there! Oh and I shave everything too, except my head. Feels sexy not being a hairy beast anymore.
>>11587414Oh I forgot the best part about being super skinny, and practicing yoga... I can self suck and it's pretty crazy. I felt so dirty the first time I tried and realized it was going to work, and I was going to cum in my own fucking mouth. I'm really trying to find a couple to play around with.
>>11587414>but what you wrote is a lot more valuable and touched me deeper than any chinesium dildoi laffed
I had amazing anal session with vector medium medium. I was moaning I usually am silent but I took mushrooms. What's the best flared type toy to go from a vector medium
>>11585886>>11587509this description of the neotori stoic kinda convinced me, own a couple horse dildos already but always looking to add a new one that will pound my prostate>>11585356hoping to hear a review soon
>>11587509Your post made me toss down 4 XUM tabs and just had the worst trip ever. Straight up hellraiser shit. I'm unsure if I'll ever be the same.
>>11587509And I didn't mean to imply any blame on you. I'm sorry. Still in a weird place.
>>11587673>And I didn't mean to imply any blame on you. I'm sorry. Still in a weird place.Maybe you're not in a weird place. Maybe you're simply more aware ;)
>>11587456thanks again anon!I will be working on all these things soon, I hope. it's been too long since I taken good care of myself.though I so bike everywhere.also going to probably wax instead of shaving, hard wax, the little wax heating machines are really cheap. but it's very painful.>>11587461damn, if I had that ability id probably not ever leave my room. probably good that I don't. though I'd rather suck a dick of that someone special.
>>11587693Fuck man. It's possible. But I literally I have felt my third eye open a lot, but this was different. I'm so glad it's over. It was so brutal. I don't think I would turn down the experience, even though it was absolutely horrible. I feel like I learned a thing or two. Fucking absolutely brutal. I don't mean to bring down the anal stuff but my lord that was insanity. I'm pretty proud I made it through and didn't fucking go crazy. I still have a pot in my basement... Full of something. I can't tell what it is, and I'm literally freaking out. They look like worms. Like my pinky finger cut off at the second knuckle, but I can't tell what they are. I was transfixed into looking in my pot of sick and wtf. I still don't what is in that sick pot. I sent a pic to my sister, and she confirmed they're not hallucinations. She thinks its very weird, and keeps telling me I took some sort of pills or something to make these things. I took one apart, and still couldn't figure out what it was. This was horrible. I touched my butt once, but while I was in the shower trying to figure out how whater works. I thought I was being burned by hit water, but it was cold. I could go on and on, but damn 0/10 would not do again.
I recently started taking ADHD meds and i've been having problems 'fully' cumming while jerking off normally, either not really feeling much or not much comming outAnyway im saying this purely because i finally had time to do anal for a few hours and i came so hard that some of it landed on my keyboard and i had to quickly clean it with tissues, should i use some sort cleaning agent to double up on the spot i busted on, or is cum usually sticky enough that it would all stick to the tissue and not leave any traces on the keyboard
>>11587594planned to whenever it arrives, which hopefully it does sometime today
>>11587028If you make cannibutter,, your entire living space will smell like weed. You can get liquid thc, bottles with the medicine droppers come in higher doses
>>11587156The problem with doing good research is how horny it makes me
>>11587671What happened?
>>11587717what the fuck are you on about
>>11587414I got hurt by not transitioning but I limit my whining about being miserable and irreversibly destroyed by T to repper gen instead of killing the mood in fetish threads
>>11587028>10mg and 10 per packagenot here
>>11586433I am one who bought one. When I got mine the knockoffs weren’t around much. I bought it for the weight and ability to manipulate it more easily. It is very heavy and obviously firm. It’s my go to.
>>11587816>>11587840I was planning on taking XUM and putting in my XL egg plug, and doing some self bondage estim stuff but none of that worked out. Had a terrible trip that I won't go into because this is the anal thread, not drugs thread. That shit changed me.
>>11587876>I bought it for the weight>It is very heavy and obviously firm. It's my go to.I'm confused, are you saying you like that it's heavy? The titanium one should be significantly lighter than the normal steel one, I don't understand why weight would be a motivation to get the titanium one if you like it heavy.
>>11587717>>11587878So you took four tabs, threw up in pot, took a picture of it, and sent it to your sister? Sounds funny as fuck, but I guess it's understandable if you're not used to tripping. I do think it's a mistake to solely use psychs as a masturbation aid. They are unpredictable session to session and are capable of a lot more than just body highs and closed eye/open eye visuals. They are especially good about shrinking your ego and making it more malleable, and if you have any lingering anxiety or trauma to confront they will make that apparent to you. That isn't a bad thing, in fact it's very cathartic to work through your feelings and issues and to accept them. If you try to force your way past or ignore those feelings on the trip they will only make it worse. I've never tried anal on psychs. Everytime I've tripped the trip had other plans and anal just wasn't on the itinerary. I think a lower/micro dose would be useful if you want to do anal without having a full on trip.
>>11587717Holy shit. Ive never had an experience like that on classic shrooms. I grow my own shrooms.
>>11587752As long as the cum doesnt get heated and coagulate it should clean off rather easily. But it also depends on how thick or thin your cum is. If you still havent gotten this figured out by the time im replying, it's probably dried. It's best that you dont rehydrate it so use alcohol or a dry towel/tissue to wipe it up.If it landed on a blank space on the keyboard or only on a single key that's obviously easy to clean off but if it got between the keys you gotta take them off and clean under it.
Is it possible to develop your throat like your ass so you can take bigger toys there as well?
horse dildo arrived and was broken in but I'm gonna wait until the next thread since this one is a few threads away from getting bumped off
>>11588000What are the odds? I got a new one, a large Vector, today too.
>>11587847it is luck. hrt destroys you physically and mentally. and in the first place gender ideology is completely backwards, and extremist conformist. there is no legitimate transgenderism, it's all made up to make money on people's self esteem and self image issues.
>>11588000>>11588056I always had this question... If you guys are gay you will never be satisfied with a real one if you ever get a boyfriend, so why take huge ones?
>>11588078I'm not a faggot. I like dicks, not men. In my imagination these are futa cocks.
New thread>>>11588113>>>11588113>>>11588113
>>11588078as the other anon said, not gay and don't plan to hook up with men.But I would expect it to be mentally very different with a real person attached to the dick anyway so I doubt it would be much of an issue
