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welcome back fellas

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>>11595117
>welcome back fellas
Most analons were prob busy stretching their bums anyways.
Inb4 projection, no you.

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>>11595143
>Most analons were prob busy stretching their bums anyways.
yeah lol
>>11594922
was paranoid about having an anal fissure so I went slow & pretended I was a lvl 1 anal newbie for a day,
glad I did pace myself, still had fun with just fingers, small side of prostate wand, and only one dildo.
a really underrated sensation is tracing a lubed finger around my asshole while a dildo is balls-deep. (also have to remind myself to not snack late before bed, cleanup didn't go as smooth as usual, but at least I know why.)

ANONS HELP
I USED TOO MUCH LUBE
I SLIPPED ON MY WAY TO THE BATHROOM
NOW I'M OUTSIDE
PLEASE
MY HOUSE IS GETTING FARTHER AWAY
I CAN'T STOP

>>11595100
>What non anal factors amplify your anal experience?

Body temperature, and by extension room temperature, being high enough.
The psychological safety of having a full bottle of x-lube ready to go.
The house being empty with the doors locked.
Preloading goon fuel on my phone, so I don't have to search for it.
Cleaning out my ass and eating a high-fiber diet.

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had a dream I was letting someone remote control my edge 2 I was wearing, except the dream was realistic so it kept slipping out and I never orgasmed from it lol. maybe it's a sign I charge it up and send a link this weekend? Actually I've never let someone else control it.

>>11595100
>OP is thumbnail posting
It's over let this one die

hey guys, I'm trying to improve my diet for general QoL but also to improve my anal experience

in my morning i tend to drink a smoothie made of the following ingredients:
50g blueberries
50g strawberries
2teaspoon psyllium powder
2teaspoons chia seeds
50g granola mix
3tablespoon greek yoghurt
200ml orange juice

i drink all of it at once, then ensure i drink enough water the rest of the day

would i see beneficial results from this alone, should i change something? could i get away with increasing the amounts of psyllium?

also, i drink about one cup of espresso daily, is that something i should keep or cut out?

for most of my life I've had problems with digestion, so this is very important to me

>>11595230
Everyone knows you're supposed to aim for grass in this situation so it wicks the lube away.

>>11595341
Coffee will usually be mildly inflammatory for the gut, but one a day isn't really a big deal compared to food. If you're worried, you can try to stick to specialty coffee for your espresso.
Besides the obviously inflammatory stuff like fried food and lots of sugar, everyone has foods that agree/disagree with them. That smoothie sounds pretty good for adding some fiber, if that's your goal. I've also heard some people insist that fermented foods are just as helpful. In either case, it does take a little time for the gut to adjust, so don't get discouraged if it doesn't work in one day.

>>11595347
what about chocolate?

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Tried psyllium husk for the first time and holy fuck, night and day difference!
Some anon a few threads back said to take 2 tablespoons in 16oz of water (tablespoon, not teaspoon!) and it worked perfectly. I always struggled to get clean before, but now I was completely clean for big toys in like 15 minutes.

Highly recommend it

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>>11595365
nta, i find that chocolate helps. Not candy chocolate bars that are 90% random bs coated in chocolate but straight chocolate. I'll eat a cup of no sugar baking chips, semi sweet baking chips, or dark chocolate chips occasionally.
I think it slows down digestion (if you eat way too much it can be constipating). Gives really good shits the next day.
Not something i do for anal specifically, i just like it. But it always seems to help if ive been having digestion issues.

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>>11595366
Yeah, it's pretty amazing stuff. I have issues if I don't take mine. I use the capsules. I've heard people here call it a placebo and I think they're like my sister. She says she uses it, but she's on and off with it, and it's expensive so sometimes she doesn't buy it. I get mine at Costco. I also like the health benefits of it. Not only does it lower cholesterol, but it lowers sugar intake as well. And it's entire point is to collect what you've eaten, and guide it through you in one mass so you have a complete movement. I don't eat much these days, so I don't need to take much. My capsules say to take 5 before every meal. I can see that getting expensive if you eat a lot, but I only do one meal a day, so it's very affordable. The thing that makes it work very well, is consistency.

As far as the question of the day goes, the shower is literally a must for me. Something about the steam and the sounds, and the feeling of the water against my skin. Skincare and shaving is also a must. Not only does it make you look more attractive, but it makes anal much better. Having soft, elastic skin, and no hair makes everything better. I also have to be in the right headspace. I can jack off whenever, but I'm I guess a little lady like when it comes to anal. I'll literally look at my horsecock and think to myself
>I have a headache
I don't, but you know what I mean. I'm just not into it, and I know I'm not going to get anything out of it, other than a gaped hole, and a whatever cumshot. I'm looking for the headspace of I'm already almost cumming and on the edge of a full body orgasm just thinking about it. I usually get like this when a new toy arrives. But it can happen, or not happen whenever.

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>>11595341
>2teaspoon psyllium powder
it's always the ones who sprinkle teaspoons of psyllium husk and then ask why it doesn't work
switch to 2 tablespoons with 16oz of water, keep making the smoothie if you want, but it's not necessary - and that's it
>i drink about one cup of espresso daily, is that something i should keep or cut out?
I know coffee speeds up digestion in some people, try skipping it the night before it day of you plan on doing anal

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>>11595366
>>11595391
good fiber intake doesn't get easier than this, and it makes prep for anal way less tedious

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I know anons love their SAD and fiber.
Alternatively, mostly carnivore diet, deep clean takes 5-10.

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>>11595391
are we talking even measuring spoons or actuall eyeballed spoon spoons

>>11595391
well, i saw people on a smoothie subreddit talk about how overwhelming their digestive system with psyllium caused problems, so i wanted to take it safe and slowly increase the dosages, but i suppose i might as well jump to tablespoon sizes and keep a high fluid intake

>keep making the smoothie if you want
yeah, i can't handle the sheer flavor of psyllium, i need other stuff mixed in or it just tastes like goop
with that in mind, do you guys have any recommendations for stuff to mix in that helps with the flavor?

>>11595400
>are we talking even measuring spoons or actuall eyeballed spoon spoons
eyeballed normal spoons, i don't have measuring spoons in my house

>>11595306
I own an edge 2 and I have come to conclusion that it just fucking sucks.

Okay I got some questions here. I may have fucked up.

So recently I have tried used wider toys and try stretch more. Mainly buttplugs. The issue is that I feel like that I have to "re-stretch" like every session. I don't have too much time so maybe once every week or every other. Do you have to do it like every other day to keep it?

And secondly, I have started getting quite bad itching around my anal. If I wash with water I get this stingy feeling like you hurt some bruise. I tried not doing anything for a month but the itching does not stop. Kind of comes and goes. Any ideas what it could be?

>>11595230
sometimes i have dreams like this
the entire ground is just frictionless ice or something and i literally can't stand up and just slide off a cliff or something or i to a volcano
very scary stuff

>>11595436
Idk about the stretching, you could check the archive you may have a fissure which is essentially a small tear in the anus. Just give it some time off it can take a bit longer to heal 1-8 weeks

>>11595439
Sometimes I have wet dreams like this
the entire ground is just frictionless ice or something and i literally can't stand up and just slide anal first onto a cock
very hot stuff

>>11595420
yeah same actually, i think i just got swindled by the fact that it costs a lot and is often recommended so it must be good. Never got to an orgasm with it.

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>>11595420
Fuck all the hands free toys the hismith just mogs everything, not only does it work but you can customize the experience by swaping the dildo.

>>11595456
I can't say if hismith is any better or worse than any other fuck machine but I'm 99% sure there is some paid shilling done for them on these threads and you sir sound sussy.

>>11595456
>fuck your 5$ chinese toy, my $500 chinese toy is better!!

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>>11595459
nta
I get the same feeling sometimes, but I don't care. I've been introduced to a lot of new companies like this. I've also been called a shill here for talking up the company I use. I always click the ads of fetlife (a thing I was introduced to here) to find all sorts of crazy ass new online shop. I even found a place in Jersey where you can pay women to give you the princess treatment, and they close the store for you, and you come out all dolled up, and sissied out.
Crazy world out there. I can even find people to do this to me, easy peasy.

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I think i got a hemorrhoid when my gf pegged me a while back. I have been using ointment recently but it doesn't seem to be getting better. I just want to do more butt stuff. How do i heal

>>11595493
preparation h every time you shit or at least once a day. put it on the outside of your anus and inside as well.

>>11595474
how did you get around id verification on fetlife? i despise any platform requesting my id

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>>11595500
Honestly don't remember. I probably just gave it to them, because I'm a horny slut.

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*PLOP*

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>>11595459
I just say hismith because it's what I have, and it's also shorter to write then fucking machine. The point is a fuck machine is a better investment then the various prostate vibrators/massagers that always seem lack luster

>>11595398
>carnivore diet and anal play
enjoy your lower intestine while you still have it