>finally buy some land>bare land 30min from townits fun and all but ok, i have $1000usd to spend to be able to shit there. how do I build a toilet for that cheap? I was thinking a vault toilet like a campsite but idk how long they last between pumping also idk if I want to dig that much dirt out.can I just like dig a cesspit 300ft away from the main area and just run a turd pipe over to it and have it dump into the pit?
>>2986036How much are you going to be shitting there?
>>2986039probably like ~50 times a year at mostI've been staying there over the weekends for like a year and so far shit 0 times so
farmfoid here just dig a fucking hole and make a outhouse and claim its just been there forever when you begin real construction just bury your shit litterally
>>2986046dig holeplace outhouse shack on top if you desire privacy shit until poop reaches lidrepeat
>>2986046>50 times a yearJust dig a small hole, shit in it and cover it over. Same way man has shit innawoods for thousands of years.
I'm not against the idea of an outhouse, but do you think if I tried to build my own vault toilet, I could get someone to come suck it out every few years?I guess the hard part of an outhouse is preventing others from pissing in it, especially women, since I'm pretty sure that fucking up the stuff that comes and eats the shit. Maybe it needs to be big enough I can add a separate pissing zone or something
>>2986231Piss just soaks into the ground.
>>2986252yeah and thats what i and other men can do.
>>2986252I thought it made the ground acidic and salted or something and fucks it all up because then bugs and worms don't eat everything
>>2986046>I've been staying there over the weekends for like a year and so far shit 0 times sowait, you've been going 48 hours or more without shitting?
>>2986036Just dig a hole.
>>2986036What's the probability of death or paralysis if I go up to that tire and puncture it with a knife
>>2986340Truck tyres have enough force to dismember and kill you when they explode (hence why they're usually filled with air inside cages now) but that's not a truck so you should be fine
>>2986342>that's not a truckBoy do I have some bad news for you...
>>2986306Is this not okay? Not that anon, but if I eat like 1600-2000 cal/day diet of clean foods I'll make it 48-72 hours consistently. Shitting every day is a sign I'm eating too much bad food for me.
>>2986407This yeah, every time I get anyone who can't comprehend going over 24 hours without shitting is either fat as fuck, has extremely third world dietary issues, or has never touched grass a day in their life and has office bowels/bladder.It usually just isn't an issue, I have a shit at work Friday before leaving and make it just fine to Sunday evening after heading home. If its ever an issue though, it sucks because I will either leave early or I have to drive into town and take a shit at tractor supply or something.I would rather do that than dig a hole or something stupid, so I'm leaning towards at least an outhouse, just not sure the exact metrics of that or if trying to diy a vault toilet instead is within budget.
>>2986036that tire needs one of these
>>2986046poop in hand, throw far away
>>2986046Dig a hole man.
>>2986036Bucket and sawdust pellets. Or you fill it with water, and throw it on top of the compost pile, and cover it up with some straw.
>>2986036What's going on here? Why did it fail like that?
>>2987093casing separated and air got between the plys
>>2986587poopapult
>>2986530That robot probably cost the taxpayers $250k+
>>2986036Look into vermicompost toilets using IBC pods or 200L plastic drums. You can make it all yourself and get good compost for your garden at the end (once the worms have digested your shit and the organic matter/food scraps you have to put in with them as well)
>>2988025It is made from a toy RC tank, i remember some autist on /k/ identifying the exact Panzer model it was based on.
>>2986046>5 gallon bucket>pour a little sawdust in the bottom>shit in the bucket>cover the shit with sawdust>when it gets full, dump it somewhere outsideNo, it won't make your house or cabin or whatever smell like shit. It has a smell, but one that's not particularly offensive, more like sawdust and dirt.
>>2988125https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tire_Assault_VehicleIt's a Tamiya 1/16th scale Tiger II with a DeWalt drill on top. The tracks are driven by Black and Decker drill motors.
buy a shovel?
>>2986036Outhouse design was a solved problem a couple hundred years ago. Just make sure it goes @ 100 ft away from any natural water supply to avoid contamination.
>>2986036Get a used IBC for $100 and worry about disposal when it’s full. They can be buried if done right and you only have to haul them once every 250 gallons. Disposal companies will take them, for a fee, but probably less than the septic vacuum guy charges. Camping people just take a porta potty they empty every few days
shit in a bucket, and pour it inot the gas station toilet on your way home.
>>2986036Find a Republican boomer who will pay you to shit on his chest while he looks at rainbow retarded lib pornBonus bucks if he's into camping
>>2988145yeah, but those are goburment tamiya rc and drill so 250k+
>>2988600How would this be any easier than just shitting and burying it 3 or 4x a year?
>>2988689Well if I had a toilet there I'd shit probably more often>>2988600I don't think I'm going to burry an ibc and shit into it until it's full, then dig it up and put it full of shit covered in dirt in my truck and try to take it to a disposal company.>>2988494Yeah the only reason I'm hesitant to just do something like that is the government could fine me for like 3759594837 dollars if they ever find it>>2988335In an emergency sure but otherwise I'd actually rather just ride my dirtbike to town and shit at the store or something
