>big house>big property
>>2994970i have small house medium property. which is also low maintaience which I like
>>2994970everything between 3/4 and 10 acres is just a miserable patch of weeds to chop
2700sq ft on 5 acres of land40+ treesmowing takes 2 daysleaf collecting takes a month
>>2995024then just don't chop them, let the land go back to it's natural state
Protip: Don't get a "big" property that's sloped.You think you'll just grow fruit trees.You think you'll eventually get around to terracing it.You think you'll build a deck that'll make up for it.You won't.Get something 10 times smaller at 3 times the price per square foot/meter but flat.Trust me.That Land is cheap for a reason.
>>2995128my property is sloped quite aggressively but its rather small. would never buy a large property that isn't flat
>>2994970>1700sqft house>7ac propertywouldn't have it any other way.
>>2994970Big house is cringe Big shed is based
>>2994970i have a small house (2 rooms, small living room, small kitchen, medium/large garage) and small medium property (5 acres)i'd say its ok, but i live in the desert, if i lived in a greener region, it'd be perfect for what i wanted to do with that much land.>>2995024if its fenced in, get some goats, they'll clean up most of those weeds.for 10 acres a good 2-3 is good, for anything less than 2 acres, one goat is fine.
>>2995034with goats you dont even need to get involved.why do europeans fear owning edible animals? cattle double as laborers and food, and you retards never consider owning them, hell, they can also tripple as a money supply if done right.
>>2995786>have tiny house>have big cuckshedHeh looks like I will have the last laugh Tyrone.
>>2996452wont one goat get lonesome
>>2995133Based knower.
>>2996471Get two so you can get the milk.
>>2996531male presence ruins the milk
>>2995128at least it's quiet because everybody is burgerpunking the flat lands
>>2994970and make sure whatever place you get is out of town i have a full acre in a 1k pop ex-hillbilly town and the neighbors are fucking cuntsjust an hr ago it was cold and raining so i built a fire in the stove and then went and lit the burn barrel full of oily cardboard and some left over tar paper. my mother calls 10 min later and says theres a post on the citys zukbook page (i dont do fb) by some karen that wrote a scathing nastygram about >whichever insensitive jerk is illegally burning during the summer banits the cunt in the house behind who musta been out having a vape n wine session with her panties all in a twist about it. and then 15 other jackasses have hivemind comments despite all these fuckers having fire pits and lighting mortars off often eat shit this is a country town and 10 years ago nobody would have said shit when i burned a pile of old tires
>big property>do nothing with it, leave it as featureless grassThese people should be publicly executed
>>2997619why are you burning garbage during a fire ban?
>>2997655Because his absent father didn't beat into him that being a cunt is a life choice and one he shouldn't make.
>>2997655cause the barrel was full and it was raining. i only burn paper and clean shit in towni take the really nasty shit out to my shop and burn it there. youd have liked the oil well fire simulation i recreated last month with about 50 old hydraulic hoses and a bucket of contaminated grease