My plan is to catch squirrels in live traps, dye them blue, and let them go. I want to see how long it takes before it becomes a crisis and makes the news. But idk how to dye them. I imagine they won't be too cooperative.
They make dyes for dog coats. Or you can use human hair dye
where i grew up someone used to catch squirrels and shave? or dye CUNT on their backs
>>3000318I'm wondering how to physically apply dye. I don't think it would work to grab em and rub em down with dye. I guess maybe lower them into a pool of dye while in the cage? But I dont want to drown them or anything.
>>3000316How bored are you?
>>3000331It's just a longtime dream of mine.
>>3000318Also, how long does hair dye last? I don't want to have to keep re-applying it. and I bet the squirrels would get wise to the live trap and know what's in store for them.
>>3000334Well maybe you could powder them with something that stains when it gets wet, right before it rains.
>>3000334You could rig up some nuts like little dye packs you get when robbing a bank.
or you could do the world a favor
>>3000316I'd be more concerned about the protective equipment required to avoid getting twenty different kinds of diseases.
>>3000334Use fluorescent dye so you can shine a UV spotlight on them at night and post the video on the internets claiming there are demon rats in the woods.
>>3000341strontium aluminate
>>3000316What do you think?
>>3000326put them in a bucket with diluted paint and tumble them around a bit
>>3000316just spray paint them.
>>3000316being unemployed does get boring, huh?
>>3000339proud to be a subhuman i see
>>3000558gray tree rats are invasive vermin and ethnically cleansing them is a noble task
>>3000568NTA, but you just proved Anon's point.
>>3000570thanks
>>3000575Can you have one piece of your garage that isn't cracked 3 ways?
>>3000316Could you cathc them and just spray paint their tails? Or does it have to be the full rat?
>>3000316Bromine or iodine. Mercurochrome or methylene blue. Hairdresser preoxyde (although, you're technically bleaching them here).
