My plan is to catch squirrels in live traps, dye them blue, and let them go. I want to see how long it takes before it becomes a crisis and makes the news. But idk how to dye them. I imagine they won't be too cooperative.
They make dyes for dog coats. Or you can use human hair dye
where i grew up someone used to catch squirrels and shave? or dye CUNT on their backs
>>3000318I'm wondering how to physically apply dye. I don't think it would work to grab em and rub em down with dye. I guess maybe lower them into a pool of dye while in the cage? But I dont want to drown them or anything.
>>3000316How bored are you?
>>3000331It's just a longtime dream of mine.
>>3000318Also, how long does hair dye last? I don't want to have to keep re-applying it. and I bet the squirrels would get wise to the live trap and know what's in store for them.
>>3000334Well maybe you could powder them with something that stains when it gets wet, right before it rains.
>>3000334You could rig up some nuts like little dye packs you get when robbing a bank.
or you could do the world a favor
>>3000316I'd be more concerned about the protective equipment required to avoid getting twenty different kinds of diseases.
>>3000334Use fluorescent dye so you can shine a UV spotlight on them at night and post the video on the internets claiming there are demon rats in the woods.
>>3000341strontium aluminate
>>3000316What do you think?
>>3000326put them in a bucket with diluted paint and tumble them around a bit
>>3000316just spray paint them.
>>3000316being unemployed does get boring, huh?
>>3000339proud to be a subhuman i see
>>3000558gray tree rats are invasive vermin and ethnically cleansing them is a noble task
>>3000568NTA, but you just proved Anon's point.
>>3000570thanks
>>3000575Can you have one piece of your garage that isn't cracked 3 ways?
>>3000316Could you cathc them and just spray paint their tails? Or does it have to be the full rat?
>>3000316Bromine or iodine. Mercurochrome or methylene blue. Hairdresser preoxyde (although, you're technically bleaching them here).
>>3000568>>3000575judging by the state of the floor of your shanty shack you call home i can say you are not the most smart person in the village
>300057nein>300072ohkeep enabling parasites asshole youre probably the fuckwit feeding peanuts in my neighborhood i hope you catch the plague
>>3000771the only parasite here is you my manwhere i live in Eastern Europe, squirrels are just part of the nature minding their own businessyou sound like someone who got his mom fucked by a squirrel
>>3000335>I bet the squirrels would get wise to the live trapsquirrels are surprisingly intelligentyou'd have to mix up your methods
>>3000521wouldn't work, they'd cautiously poke their head in there first and the smell of the paint would keep them from entering
>>3000793Ask chemist to solve the paint problem.
>>3000796prussian blues pretty tenacious shitits a telltale precipitate byproduct of a reaction of an effective delousing agent with free oxygen atoms in the airrun your squirrels through a suitable dosing chamber of which wood construction is considered satisfactory by many experts to contain gaseous reagents
Be human. Be humane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI6aMY8OS2g
>>3000798It is cyanide isn't it.
Squirrels are just tree rats. No need to simp for them.
>>3000809table for 1 is more entertaining
>>3000896t.hairless chimpanzee
>>3000898Behold! A chicken...
>>3000771is he ok?
Dye a squirrel blue and it will promptly become raptor food. All you’ll end up with are small piles of blue droppings under nesting trees. I hope you mistake them for blueberries!
>>3001799>it will promptly become raptor foodczechd and based
About to boot out a little asshole racoon we saved from certain death the other day. He was laying in the shade of a tree on the road and had obviously been hit by a car or.something. One front paw was mangled and partially degloved. He was extremely dehydrated and lethargic. Brought him home, let him rest for a couple days, got some pain meds in him so he could snap out of his funk and he started eating and drinking again. He is a vicious little shit. His paw is still mangled up some, but he is 100% better than he was and ready to get the fuck out of my garage. I'll give him a light paddlin' for being a little prick and send him on his way down the creek.
>>3001802Long pointy nose, affinity for shiny objects, part of the little hat clan?
>>3000326big spray bottle, or a pump up weed sprayer
>>3000787nta, but fuck you and fuck squiggers. yeah, they’re just hanging around being a part of nature until they dig a hole in your siding and dig out your insulation and drywall to make a nest.
