Help! I’m retarded! How do I make it seem like nothing happened?
>>3010914Wall mud/drywall filler
>>3010914Fill, sand, paint. If it's split pretty bad, maybe glue and clamp, maybe send long finish screws straight through to hold things in place then repeat step one.
>>3010914Do you own this door? If you don't, kick it several times on the outside and claim someone tried to bust the door in.
>>3011002this.go all in OP
Push (or clamp) the door jamb back in place, then put a bunch of screws through it into the stud behind it. Then reattach the door casing. Then repaint all of it. If you require more of an explanation than this, then doing it is beyond your capabilities.
>>3010914Is this because of domestic violence?
>>3010914Do what your landlord would do and just drench white paint over it.