is this a feasible design for diy nocturnal pissing technology?
how about you just don't have a tiny womans bladder?
The problem there is with the design having a level spot in it, you're gonna have piss that just sits there and start stinking
>>3012962no because how will you shake it into the tube? and how oh god how will you clean your hands afterwards, so you can suckle your thumb to sleep again.
>>3012963This. Just go to bed later and get up earlier and don't piss in the middle of the night...
>>3012962All fun and games until you end up with a bug up your pp because you didn't clean out your piss hose.
needs a ptrap
>>3012969>don't piss in the middle of the nighti have a recipe that causes me to pee my underpants in my sleep. im not ashamed of talking about it. i think of it as a body glitch and it goes like this:> must be winter> saturate body with caffeine for few days> drink less water > drink coffee late at night > exercise under a fan few hours before sleeping, drink water throughout > hot shower after workout > go to sleepit's not as much as a child would do it, but it's noticeable enough that i would be in terror sharing my bed with anybody. i do my best to not fall into this trap by accident, and clinch hard in my sleep, which seems to work!
>>3012992What the hell led to you determining all these specific steps necessary to make you piss your bed? Like it you exercise for a few hours, but it isn't under a fan of won't happen?
>>3012993It won't happen, not "of won't happen." Stupid fucking touch screen keyboards. ..
>>3012993basic self diagnosis and common sense. caffeine makes kidneys overwork and produce more, exercising causes temporary water retention, the cold weather contributes to producing more pee because your body doesn't sweat as much. there's some variance to these factors, and i'm not saying they apply to normal people. it's just how my own body functions.
>>3012992A better solution to your problem than a piss hose would be to address your diabetes.
>>3013002diabetic people don't piss themselves in their sleep. but people with apnea might.
>>3013003>diabetic people don't piss themselves in their sleepExcept they often do.https://medlineplus.gov/diabetesinsipidus.html>Diabetes insipidus (DI) causes frequent urination. You become extremely thirsty, so you drink. Then you urinate. This cycle can keep you from sleeping or even make you wet the bed. Your body produces lots of urine that is almost all water.
>>3012964You could add an fresh water hose to clean the hose after use.
>>3012962did you know the average person in their lifetime anally vores 8 spiders while they're sleeping?
>>3013006And maybe contain all the piss in a vessel so that it could be evacuated all at once.
>>3012994a self-inflicted injury
>>3012962Chamber pots exist.
>>3013046I'm not bringing my desktop computer into my bathroom to shitpost while I actually shit, and this is the only time 4chan deserves...
>>3013015Only if you sleep with your asshole open but accidental spider sounding could be an issue if this is a catheter
>>3012962>not using a piss jug>make a tube and pipe contraption like picrel instead
A bottle with a bit of hose would be a better solution.
why not just pipe it into a toilet? you're going to kill your lawn. and make it smell like piss.
>>3013067>your lawnstealth pipe (with camo spraypaint) would obviously go in my neighbours driveway drain. so, not my problem.
>>3013061I never understood shit like this. It is fucking PVC, not cast iron. It is so easy to work with why can't you at least line up the pipes correctly and put in a fucking P-trap? Dear god some people are so fucking retarded. If Trump was a plumber this would be the kind of work he does.
The bed pan has existed for a long time anon, you're overthinking this
>>3012989Zing!
I just have a milk jug next to my bed I piss in. I call it my night jug. My wife hates it and says im disgusting. But jokes on her I dont have to walk to the bathroom in the dark to take a piss.
>>3012962Just piss in a 25 liter jug like a normal person goddamnit
Just use a bedside shop vac like a normal person
>not using a piss drawer
>>3013217just make bottom of the drawer steel and angled downwards, leading outside and there you have the piss drawer
>>3012962One wrong move and you're impaling yourself on a fuckin pisspipe just because you rolled funny on your bed.Pass. Just get up and go to the bathroom you fuckin' animal.
