Stuff like the picrel is what I'm referring to. A few years ago you were called a fag for wearing the shorts on the left, now they're the norm. A few years ago you were calling a slut for wearing the bikini bottoms on the right, now they're the norm.As some who's bi I don't know whether this is good or bad. On one hand it's sexy but on the other it's like people lost all shame and stopped respecting themselves. Now there's no way to seperate decent people from sluts since they're all dressed the same way. What do you guys think?
>>18684878You can't say it's GETTING sluttier, if your examples are more conservative than the norm from 50 years ago.
>A few years ago you were called a fag for wearing the shorts on the left, now they're the normwhere? you still a fag/frat bro/retarded european/jew if you wear that, at least here in the city
>>18684880Of course a cityslicker would have that dumb opinion.
>>18684879Don't let reality stop self-admitedly gay incels from framing their topical experience as a human phenomenon.
>>18684878i'm also bisexual and i think it's sexy as hell...until people who weigh 500 pounds start agreeing. the man and the woman in the picrel look great but let's be honest the vast majority of people can't pull it off at all. i don't wanna see middle aged massive pale hairy jiggly thighs in short shorts. i don't wanna see a middle aged massive ass full of stretch marks and cellulite in a thong bikini. so in the end i think it's better for modest fashion to be the default
>>18684878>>18684879Funny how the shorts of the guys in the OP picrel and the shorts of the guy in your picrel are not even that far off in length. In fact they look almost the same to me. The jean shorts just simply look tighter while the beige chino shorts look more loose. No idea how jean shorts that tight are comfortable on the balls.
>>18684878I'm usually completely against men in short shorts but the guy in the picrel looks delicious in them. Tan and in good physical shape.
>>18684921Umm, the chinos are a full 4 inches longer. The jorts in that other photo barely have any legs. They're more like denim trunks.
>>18684933>a female with a nice big juicy ass in a tiny thong literally right there>instead focuses on the guy wearing short shortsfaggot
>>18684878You can't say it's GETTING sluttier, if your examples are more conservative than the norm from 3 million years ago.>>18684879Who the hell cares about 50 years ago, it can be getting sluttier right now retard.
>>18684878The shorts: No point wearing shorts unless they're short. Great to see men's short-shorts making a comeback.The thong: Might as well go butt naked at that point since your asshole and vagina aren't fully covered.>>18684879Now that's summer fashion at its finest. 70's/80's fashion needs to make a comeback ASAP.
>>18684921>in fact they look almost the same to me.this is because you are gay and retarded.
>>18685048Are there still people who believe in evolution here? lol, I thought I was the only one.
>>18684878Quite an ass there. I should get a boat.
>>18685045In 2026 faggot isn't the insult you think it is anymore bro. Now even little kids on social media are bragging about being some form of LGBTQ+ and having some sort of mental disorder, or several.
>>18685045He called the guy "delicious". Only a cum guzzling humongous faggot would say something that about another man.
>>18685136Why are you bubbling over being called a fag then? Her ass is amazing
>>18684878As hot as she is and all what the hell is that? The thing I circled in red? Maybe I'm just tripping but I can't tell wtf it is. Looks like some sort of weird lump? I genuinely can't tell wtf it is.
>>18685150That's cancer.This entire board is cancer.Maybe... you cancer too?
>>18685150oh wow that is kinda weird actuallyat first i thought it was her left hand closed fist but looking at where her left arm is it wouldn't make any sense for her hand to be all the way over thereit almost looks like a bare tit but that doesn't make sense either as her tits probably wouldn't be that highthe thing that'd make the most sense is that it's just some weird armpit skin fold but that doesn't make sense eitherworst case scenario it's aii really hope it isn't because she's really hot
>>18685150anon... it's just one of her bajongis sticking out a little...
>>18685186Ah thank you so much for the response. That makes sense. Maybe I'm just extremely dense but it was bugging the shit out of me the more I looked at it. Probably just because the bikini top is tight and there's cleavage and so her cleavage is sticking out a little but it's just a weird angle making it look like a weird lump. Phenomenal angle for the ass but weird angle for the tits.
>>18685107I've always had the little dream of building a little sailing dinghy. And then learning to sail it a little. But it'd be tricky to convince a bikini babe to party on a sailboat dinghy. As though it's a yacht.
>>18684879Op btfo
>>18684878Now that is what a perfect ass looks like. Miss me with that plus size (aka just fucking fat) movement bullshit.
>>18684879We need to RETVRN to this, god damn they're sexy. I hate the fat positivity movement, best aspect of GLPs is killing those fags.
>>18684878we live in a hypersexualized hellscape
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>>18685150That’s a lump from where the front of her bikini is pressing into her skin
>>18684878bisexuals and blacks are to blame for the enslutification of our culturehttps://www.bitchute.com/video/8GffNizSnCnc
>>18685477Assuming that ass is clean, I would definitely take part in the… action.
>>18685431where i am women still look like this and dress relatively similar to this too but then again i'm not in fatass fucking america
>>18684879I like how the blonde girl actually has pretty big thighs (about twice the size of the thighs of the brunette despite being similarly skinny) but isn't fat. That's what I mean when I say I like thick thighs.
>>18685596True. That blonde is literally my ideal type of woman. Just perfectionI've actually seen that pic shared so many times on the internet over so many years and I've fapped to her literally over 100 timesThe brunette and the guy in the booty shorts were basically invisible to me since I was always so focused on herToo bad these days she's probably either dead or 70 something assuming she was in her 20s here
>>18684878>>18684879Still total fag shorts no doubt, trends just come and go. Trends =/= fashion =/= style. If it makes any difference what a rando here thinks I fucking hate shorts in general. On girls I do like capris however especially if they have nice curvy thighs but that is kinda the limit.
>>18685611>The brunette and the guy in the booty shorts were basically invisible to me since I was always so focused on heryou're welcome
>>18685596So you like negroid looking over exercised thighs.
>>18685067I think, the thing about the current era is that nothing really needs a comeback anymore. You can just wear '70s if you want. Like, you can leave the house wearing a fit from pretty much the '50s onward and be OK. Nobody will think much of it. Teddy Boys, Rockabilly, Hipsters. We're in their wake, dressing nostalgically or ironically isn't that weird now. And if they do notice you, that was your goal anyway. Nothing is really out of style anymore. Because society is now both atoimised and globalised. You're style can be so idiosyncratic. You're fashion influenced by a stranger on the other side of the world posting a selfie yesterday. Trends used to be like evangelised by subcultures and take years to spread from city-to-city, country-to-country. It's instant now. And subculture less meaningful now too. I feel. Like, when I was a teen in the '00s, Surfies all styled and dressed a certain way. And Emos all did too. And they clumped themselves together. I see groups of young people today, and they're all a mish-mash. A Goth in clown makeup next to a braless babe in crop-top next to a Billie Eilish-baggy. And they're all hanging in the same group. They act subculture, without truly enacting it. Just wear the costume, without the social clump. So, I think the meaning behind the clothes you wear has lost importance. It used to signal who you are and what you're about in a way it doesn't anymore. Like how a soft-handed pencil-neck wears a Carhartt jacket nowadays. Trendy. And also, I think today. Society is so backwards looking. So nostalgic. How the biggest boxoffice flicks today are decades old IP. Fashion do be like that today too. Ouroboros. We're just referencing old stuff. I've lost the thread of what I meant to say. Rambling. But, yeh. I'd like a '70s comeback too.
>>18685649Gotta love how incels always gotta go out of their way to make up flaws to criticize beautiful women. No, they're not "negroid looking over exercised thighs" they're the beautiful thighs of a beautiful woman. For you to judge her like this you better be a perfect 10. You better have a girlfriend or wife that's a perfect 10. Once you post proof of that then I'll maybe take what you say seriously. But if you're a 5'5" 300 pound basement dweller who is a virgin with an anime pillow or a man who settled with a fat girlfriend or wife then I'm not taking anything you say seriously.
>>18685661true. if i had a girlfriend who looked like that and cared about me for the rest of my life i'd literally be so happyi don't care that much about money. i don't care that much about a dream job. i don't care that much about a big house. i don't care that much about an expensive carall i want is to have a beautiful girl who cares about me and treats me well and i treat her well back
>>18685668You're probably literally the most wholesome anon who has ever been on 4chan. As in an anon who wants love and sees women as human beings rather than just sex objects.
>>18685674I mean he did specify a beautiful girlfriend and a specific type of girl. He might not be as wholesome as you think. He still seems to be prioritizing looks above all else. Notice how he said nothing about her personality besides just her treating him well. And beyond that we don't know how strict his beauty standards for women are.
>>18685611>I've actually seen that pic shared so many times on the internet over so many years and I've fapped to her literally over 100 timesOkay real talk how the hell do you fap to a static image THAT many times? Like in the age of unlimited porn through the internet, literal billions of videos out there, a low quality static image of some random woman from the 70s is what you choose to fap "over 100 times" to? And not only that there's only one fucking picture of her. You have no clue how she looks from other angles. Some women look gorgeous from one angle but hideous from all other angles. But above all though while she is good looking from the angle we can see of her she's nowhere as hot as you're making her out to be. She's pretty generic looking actually. Hardly unique.
>>18685674women are happier when the man they love treats them as a sex object. I've been married 10 years, happily, and that's the secret to it.
>>18685882>Okay real talk how the hell do you fap to a static image THAT many times?
>>18684878Fashions haven't changed. What's changed is that it's another generation's turn to be offended.
>>18684878You do realize that the entire concept of modesty is an extremely recent social construct out of the many thousands of years that humans have been on Earth, right? And if you go outside of America you'll see that many countries are pretty open when it comes to showing their bodies. Only in America can you show endless blood, gore, torture, dismemberment, organs, etc on television and yet a female nipple is just simply too much, even if the woman is completely flat chested.
>>18685940true but not only that even america itself used to be more open about bodies and sexual related matters. up till the 80s for example both men and women wore really short shorts without anyone thinking much of it. it was only in the 90s that people began to cover up more. movies up till the 80s also had a lot of casual nudity
>>18684878GODDAMN that's a nice ass! I don't care if it's real or fake I want it in my face NOW
>>18684878>As some who's bi I don't know whether this is good or bad.Of course it's a fucking good thing! The stuff in your picrel is what people wear when it's hot out. Why would you wanna wear more fabric in the heat? Not to mention the weird tan lines left by knee length shorts and full coverage bikini bottoms. Being tan everywhere else but having pale thighs or a pale butt is not a good luck. Men's short short guarantee that your thighs will be tan and not pale and thong bikini bottoms guarantee that your butt will be tan and not pale.
>>18685996more fabric in heat is actually a good idea and not everyone cares about getting a tan but if you're already the type of person to wear shorts or bikinis then the amount of fabric doesn't matter anyway. the correct way to dress in heat would be long stuff that covers your skin completely except for your face and your hands for obvious reasons. for swimsuits as most modern swimsuits are pretty revealing this becomes somewhat tougher but just wear a long sleeved rashguard shirt and long below the knee board shorts are the most ideal
>>18686039>the correct way to dress in heat would be long stuff that covers your skin completely except for your face and your hands for obvious reasonsModern fat coombrained exhibitionist westoids are not ready for this commonsense redpill. Seeing jeans in summer will especially blow their minds up. These fat asses simply won't be able to comprehend how someone can wear jeans in summer.
>>18686039>>18686118You have never been to the only places worth spending summer in, so why do you have opinions on how to dress for summer?Go wear your jeans in Italy, Greece, Spain in summer and get laughed at by the locals for sweating and potentially dying like the retarded tourists that die every summer hiking in the midday sun.
>>18686127Right?! It's so weird how so many of these people are so anti showing skin. It's almost like we're back in the Victorian era. Can't tell if these people are just super religious or just simply retarded.
>>18686127Sweatie, people have been wearing full clothes in hot regions forever. It's only in recent years shorts and half sleeve t-shirts have become summer uniforms because people have lost any sense of shame and fashion, and especially because most people are now fat. If you can't wear full clothes in the heat, then you're a fatfuck. Also, it's called wearing loose fitting jeans. You don't wear tight skinny/millennial tapered jeans in summer. You wear straight or relaxed fit jeans. And summer jeans exist, you know? They're lighter weight and looser. Just because it's hot, doesn't mean you run around half naked like a retard. Until the 90s and mid 2000s, a white t-shirt and blue jeans were the default uniform for summers across the world, because people back then weren't fat unfit pigs who would sweat to death if they weren't half naked.Full clothes protect your skin from UV and direct exposure to hot air/winds, and maintain a stable internal temperature within your clothes. I can't believe people need to be taught something this basic now.
>>18686141People wore long pants here 50 years ago.People no longer wear long pants here because it's not feasible for most young people due to global warming and the effect on the Mediterranean climate.You are ignorant, too stupid to infer from what you know and too poor to have lived experiences. The people like you that somehow end up making it here are the people locals tell stories about and laugh.
>>18686155>People no longer wear long pants here because it's not feasible for most young people due to global warming and the effect on the Mediterranean climate.These people so anti shorts are funny but hey at the end of the day our thighs are tan and theirs are pale.
>>18686155>muh global warmingStop making faggy excuses. 26°C isn't even fucking hot lmao. Bunch of pussies. People have been wearing pants and long sleeve shirts in +40°C heat since forever across the world. Just admit that you're a fat pig like most people in the world today. The Mediterranean climate (with hot and dry summers) is the exact kind of climate where you're supposed to wear full clothes.Shorts are for the beach and pool, so that your lower clothes don't get wet from water splashes. They're not fucking summer clothes. In summer and any hot region, you wear loose fitting clothes that completely cover your body, to protect yourself from sun damage and direct exposure to hot air. >>18686165Your thighs are ugly from sun damage.
>>18684878I'm at the beach resort near a beach with mostly Europeans. The standard for women except for literal grannies is butt fully exposed. That bikini is all but outdated if not cringe nowadays and some 5% of wommen(in their 20s) use those literal string bikinis that you can barely see from afar
>>18686286This is based, there's nothing worse than tanlines that go over a woman's asscheeks
>>18686290Yes that seems to be the consensus
>>18685661>>18685674incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel incel
>>18686127>get laughed at by the localswho cares about nigörs?>sweating and dyingthey were going to do that anyway>>18686138you are just fat>>18686155>locals tell stories about and laughbecause someone wore pants? not much happening there?
>>18685668>i don't care that much about money. i don't care that much about a dream job. i don't care that much about a big house. i don't care that much about an expensive car>all i want is to have a beautiful girl who cares about me and treats me well and i treat her well backIf you don't care about anything no beautiful girl will care about you. Treating a girl well is not what makes you attractive to a girl.
>>18686243>Your thighs are ugly from sun damage.Bro you do realize that there's a difference between a slight tan and an extreme tan, right? I'm not trying to look like the fucking tanning mom here but everyone I know thinks I look better with some COLOR and when my skin lightens up in winter people tell me I look sick.I'm usually aiming to look like the woman on the left, maybe even a little lighter than her, and once I hit that color I make sure to apply lots of sunscreen so I don't get any darker than that. I've been doing this for more than a decade.And my skin in general looks great. Not "leathery" at all. And it feels super soft. Softer than a lot of women's skin actually. They're often jealous.
>>18686440>And my skin in general looks great. Not "leathery" at all. And it feels super soft. Softer than a lot of women's skin actually. They're often jealous.i'm jealous too actually. no matter what my skin always remains as rough and as dry as a rock
>>18686452If you're looking for my skincare routine then it's actually really simple and basic but may seem complicated if you're not used to it. And while it works for me it may not work for everyone. So first of all regular showers and handwashing. Then I apply lots of lotion or moisturizer to my face and whole body after every shower. I also make sure to stay hydrated and drink lots of water. My diet is also composed of mostly healthy stuff. I also exercise regularly. I also always wear sunscreen. And that's about all I can think of for now. As for more "advanced" skincare like face masks and exfoliation and the such I don't really do any of that. I do facial masks and exfoliation every once in a while but not regularly and it's more for fun and more for the satisfying feeling because I've never really had a lot of acne and the such anyway. Ironically my skin seems to get softer after a slight tan than before. Not sure why. Maybe because it's a healthy amount of vitamin D? Notice how I said SLIGHT tan though. Super dark tans will definitely fuck up your skin in the long run.
>>18686481Nta but imagine these guys acting like your skincare routine is super complex and unreasonable meanwhile what you do isn't even half of what the average woman usually does daily lmfao
>>18686141May is during Spring in Italy. TERRIBLE example for what you're trying to prove.
>>18687608Those are swimsuits, sweatie. Thanks for proving my point. They're wearing them during the swimsuit round of a beauty contest. Women didn't wear that shit out on the streets back in the 50s like modern retarded whores. They wore sundresses, pleated skirts and capri pants. Swimsuits like that were restricted to pool parties and the beach.
>>18684878Those shorts are signs of money/class from where I'm from. Especially wearing a tucked in polo or oxford.
>>18688544Where I'm from only fags and/or athletes wear shorts like these.
>>18688545wow in the exact same sentence you somehow managed to both criticize and praise these shorts at the same time lol
>>18688551nta but i would take both things as a compliment either way because athletes are physically fit and say what you want about fags but they have pretty good fashion sense. better than the vast majority of straight men that's for sure. and no i'm not referring to femboys or otherwise stereotypically feminine gays
>>18688545you kind of self insulted yourself here. Because now it sounds like where you're from - Texas roadhouse is the nicest place to eat in town. ( I do enjoy texas roadhouse btw ironically lol)
>>18684880I'm in the country and I saw an 18 year old kid with some little shorts like that maybe slightly smaller
>>18688571>Texas roadhouseBros there too poor for the Sizzler
>>18684878that's a very spankable ass
>>18684878>Fashion getting sluttierEmbrace it
>>18688791MAN do I love the sideboob on the blonde in the blue dress. We almost got a nip slip! I'm so glad the vast majority of modern women are completely ditching bras.
>>18688795unpopular opinion but i actually like bras. bras are sort of like gift wrapping for tits, and tits themselves are amazing obviously but bras add a certain level of mystery and suspense compared to just getting braless naked bare tits right away. and bras also give breasts a nicer shape and nipples poking through clothes is not a good look in my opinion. just too distracting and ruins smoothness of an outfit. i prefer to only see the nipples when the bra is off
>>18688808I completely disagree and I absolutely hate everything you just said but at the same time your explanation makes perfect sense. I hate WHAT you said but I like HOW you said it.
>>18684879In this pic they are thin so it isn't slutty. The norm now is gym body so it's slutty.
>>18684878having a good body is the best part of your outfit.
>>18684878I'm a straight man and I've always found shorts like these sexy as hell. Not sexy as in I'm personally sexually attracted to it but ever since the 90s there's been a weird stigma around men showing their knees, and an even worse stigma around men showing their thighs, and in modern society it takes quite a bit of confidence to pull it off since a lot of people have it ingrained that "above the knee = gay" and to break out of that box and tell society that you'll wear shorts whatever length you like regardless of what society says is pure confidence and pure confidence is sexy. Plus literally every woman I personally know prefers shorter shorts on men. From women I've heard nothing but praise for men in short shorts and nothing but criticism for men in long shorts.
>>18689290i agree 100% actually. i personally feel sexy as hell whenever i wear shorts like the picrel. i get a lot of compliments from women. unfortunately men are rather hostile about it. it's weird because in my area being gay is accepted but men partaking in behaviors that are considered feminine is not acceptable. as a result i usually only wear shorts that short to the beach or when on a date with a woman. otherwise not worth the hostility but i do admire men who wear those shorts anyway despite the hostility. that's not me for now though
>>18689290>Plus literally every woman I personally know prefers shorter shorts on men. From women I've heard nothing but praise for men in short shorts and nothing but criticism for men in long shorts.>>18689300>i get a lot of compliments from women>or when on a date with a woman.huh? are we even living on the same fucking planet? i remember as early as kindergarten girls were the FIRST to make fun of boys if shorts went above their knees and as i got older it hasn't been much differentif anything men are more tolerant of men in short shorts than women are. women just simply do NOT like it
>>18689313Women will complement you on anything that stands out if they find you overall attractive.
>>18689313I'm neither of those anons but from my experience women don't really care about the length of your shorts as long as they're not so long that they're 2 inches away from being pants and not so short that they could be mistaken for 70s short shorts BUT they do seem to appreciate the pocket space that comes with long men's shorts because their pants have really shitty pockets so they want us to carry their shit in our much bigger, much deeper pockets. And obviously long shorts will have a lot more pocket space compared to short shorts, naturally. So basically women don't care about the length of your shorts but they do LOVE pockets so for that I would go with longer shorts.
>>18689341so basically women perceive men as literal pack mules huh
>>18689372And then they accuse US of being the "sexist" ones in society...
>>18689381to think that this used to be a man's world
>>18689403oh it wouldn't take much to take back what's rightfully ours bro. assuming no weapons involved we men could literally kill every woman on the planet without even trying. there's a reason men's sports and women's sports are seperated. men are literally around a hundred times stronger than women. the average woman is about as strong as a pre-pubescent little boy. any boy who is at least 13 could be the shit out of any grown woman
>>18689414true. physical hits from women (assuming not in the eyes or in the balls or anything like that) don't do any damage to you either. they more so just tickle. i know because me and my sisters used to play fight as kids and they would actually really hurt me but after puberty i couldn't feel their hits at all so it was unfair to them and boring to me
>>18689414>men are literally around a hundred times stronger than women.Okay you are exaggerating. >>18689422And YOU are especially exaggerating. Men are much, much stronger than women yes but you somehow managed to make it even more exaggerated than reality. A hit from a woman using all of her strength will still hurt a lot. Not as much as a man's but it definitely still hurts.
>>18684878I have no idea why some bitches are so desperate to have their ass out like this.Yes a complete full coverage does give you sort of a diaper-ish, granny panty-ish sort of look.That doesn't mean you gotta go the other extreme though. Why not just have bikini bottoms that are mostly full coverage but have a little bit of cheek hanging out at the bottom? Best of both worlds really. You don't look like a whore but you also don't look like a prude.
>>18689813you just answered your own question. it's because they're bitches
>>18684878>A few years ago you were calling a slut for wearing the bikini bottoms on the rightNever happened
>>18684878I have no idea why people act so surprised. Shorts like those and bikinis like those are objectively the best for reducing tan lines. If anything it's the long shorts and full coverage bikinis that are weird.
>>18691025I like bikini tan-lines. Because when you get a girl naked. And you see them. You think: dang, not even the sun gets to see all of her. But, I do. Now vs. then bikinis. You still get tan-lines. They're now just in a different place. Right? Now, they have more cheek hanging out. But. Then, they wore those tir string ones that were a bit low-rise so they had the top of their bum crack showing. So, hard to say which was 'sluttier'.
>>18691025ok real talk if tan lines bother you so much then why not just tan naked? can't you just tan naked in your backyard or find a nudist beach or something?
>>18684878only in america is this some sort of weird revolutionary thingin many other countries outside of america people have been dressing like this for literal decades
>>18692760So like in Brazil?
>>18692789You're half right and half wrong because I'm from Brazil and the thong bikinis for women and speedos for men are indeed normalized but men wearing short shorts outside of a pool/beach setting is still definitely made fun of.
>>18692812Wait, so Brazilians are fine with men wearing literal manties on the beach but short shorts are suddenly a problem?Fuckin' weirdos men. The irony and hypocrisy certainly does certainly transcend different countries.
>>18692841Even as a Brazilian myself yeah I do completely agree with you. Whenever I asked around about this topic to people around here no one could give a good explanation beyond "that's just the way it is."
>>18692841>>18692862i mean to be fair there is a difference between what you wear to the beach and what you wear everywhere else
>>18684878Hey an extra excuse to look at butt cheeks is never a bad thing
>>18693140if the butt cheeks look like THAT you mean. i certainly don't want 95% of the women i see here with their ass out like that
>>18684878>You were called a fag for wearing the shorts on the leftthey are still fagsNormie fashion is a coward's uniform not self expression
>>18684878I've already looked at this thread several times over several days but damn I never fucking noticed how fucking uneven her tan isLike first of all her upper torso/shoulders are really brown compared to the rest of her body. Then her face is more pale in comparison. Then her lower body is lighter than her upper body. She has a thong tan line which is the lightest tan line on her whole body but then she also seems to have a full coverage bikini tan line as well because her butt cheeks look more pale compared to her lower back and upper thighs. Like holy fucking shit how do you even get such an uneven tan?
>>18693201different body parts tan at different rates. it may look funny but it's really not that unusual
>>18684878>sluttierno such thing, female bodies are extremely sexual. there isn't much they can do to avoid drawing attention
>>18684878also, i don't see anyone in my place dressing like your male exemple, except for the "you can't arrest me, my dad is a lawyer" types
>>18693284Probably the wisest thing I've ever heard. Like for example take a man and a woman of the same size and weight. The woman's butt will be at least two times bigger than the butt of the man, even if they're both really skinny. Women also naturally move their butt side to side naturally when walking without even thinking about it. Also think of all the sexy dances women can do with their body...probably a lot. Now think of how many sexy dances exist for men...probably very few, if any at all. The closest thing to "sexy" a man can do while dancing is moving his crotch around a lot meanwhile women have their whole body to work with.
>>18693317>Like for example take a man and a woman of the same size and weight. The woman's butt will be at least two times bigger than the butt of the man, even if they're both really skinny.i never really took much note of it but the other day i saw a male and a female coworker walking together as i was behind them and when i noticed it i was kind of shocked at how much bigger her butt was than his despite her actually being kinda skinny and him being sort of fatand in proportion to the rest of her body her ass didn't even look that huge but when next to his it sure didyou are not exaggerating
>>18693329>i never really took much note of it but the other daywait, how the hell did it take you this long for you to take note of it? i literally noticed it back when i was like 4 with my mom and dad when i thought butts were hilarious at the time. i had asked my parents why mom's butt was so much bigger than dad's butt. then they just laughed and didn't really know what to say. a really fucking weird question in retrospect, especially if taken without context, but to be fair i was literally fucking 4 so i believe 4 year old me gets a pass lol
>>18693317>The closest thing to "sexy" a man can do while dancing is moving his crotch around a lot meanwhile women have their whole body to work with.That's because you're heterosexual. A man's movements are also attractive to a heterosexual woman, which is why, even though you fucks are covered from head-t--toe, the human population carries on, although a lot of that is patriarchy: forced marriages, centering men, and heteronormativity. I'm actually wildly attracted to men's proportions and it sucks that men don't view themselves sexually or take care of themselves in that regard, which is why I end up looking at erotica in gay spaces and why so man women are fujos. I like your long ass forearms and tight asses. Flaunt them, I beg. Men in porn are fug.
>>18693373>a really fucking weird question in retrospectNot THAT weird by 4 year old standards. I remember when I was 4 I asked my parents if my nostrils were mouths for the nose and trying to shove food up my nose to see if my nostrils would "eat" it. Definitely a million times worse than your question.
>>18693406Okay that's actually fucking hilarious. Just the fucking mental image of that. Your four year old self was certainly great at thinking outside the box that's for sure
>>18684879that kind of shorts only look good on women. i don't know why
>>18693448Because they look uncomfortable as fuck on men. You'd have to be a ballless tranny to feel good wearing those CBT shorts.
>>18693284>>18693285>>18693448women: we dress this way for ourselves! because we like it! we don't dress this way for male attention! we're tired of men sexualizing us! we wear these dresses that barely cover our crotches and these shorts that barely cover our butts because it's comfortable! not for attention!men: YEAH RIGHT! LOL! we totally believe you! whatever helps you sleep at night babe
>>18684880I see zoomer men in those shorts all the time and I live in rural West Texas
>>18693764So fucking accurate! My question to women though is>because it's comfortable! How the hell is it even comfortable though? How the hell is it comfortable to sit with your bare ass on dirty public seats? Especially after sweating and having to wipe down after sitting? I myself already start to get bothered when my knee-length shorts ride up to mid-thigh length while sitting so no idea how having your ass out like that outside of a beach setting is comfortable.
Men were dressing sluttier in the 70s and 80s, they'd beat the gays in public while wearing short shorts and a bralette
>>18693776>How the hell is it comfortable to sit with your bare ass on dirty public seats? you can actually get a serious infection or disease from doing that. you have no idea what kind of germs are on public seats or who was sitting there before you. girls are sure as hell playing with fire whenever they do this shit
>>18693831who mogs?
>>18693764Women are competing with each other more than they are with men, and looking sexy is empowering, the looksmaxxers half-get it.I go to the club with the girls, and we get to show our bodies instead of concealing them. Men gawk, but it's not for them, it's no different from going to the beach in a bikini. You get to shed the literal weight of layers of clothing and exist in the body that is yours, feel the air on your skin, dance and feel touch where it is normally forbidden. And ofc if I go to the club dressed like a ho and get $80 of free drinks from crusty dudes I'd never fuck, I've won
>>18693834Left obviously has the superior canthal tilt
>>18693837>You get to shed the literal weight of layers of clothing and exist in the body that is yours, feel the air on your skin, dance and feel touch where it is normally forbidden.I wouldn't consider myself trans but this is one of the very few things I envy about being a woman. The closest male equivalent is wearing a speedo at the beach but where I live people give you lots and lots of weird looks for that, especially if children are around, and some people will even confront you about it and try to alert the authorities over it, so it's a lot more trouble than it's worth. I'll just settle with some swim trunks with a really short inseam.
>>18684878Shorts that short (or shorter) were what men wore for 90% of the 20th century. It was only the last five minutes that dumpy long board shorts were worn.
>>18686039More fabric means your skin doesn't get the cooling effect of evaporation. If it's a long term exposure like out working, a big brim hat made out of something light like white straw (I'm partial to a white straw Resistol cowboy hat for this purpose) will keep you cool and limit the sun damage.Long sleeves on your arms will prevent sun damage but you will just keep sweating and never get the cooling benefit of it.
>>18686155>global warminggay
>>18693838Glen was supposed to be a big "jock" in that movie, but they cast tiny little Johnny Depp.Still launched his career.
>>18684878>AHHHHH HELP ME JESUS IT'S A HUMAN BODY MAKE IT STOP>AHHHH IT'S A HUMAN PHYSICAL BODY
>>18694888More fabric means your skin isn't directly exposed to the elements. Long loose fabric maintains pretty much a constant internal environment that cools you while also expelling heat through the fabric and also the leg opening.
>>18684880Who's this girl?
>>18694899My wife.
>>18685150It's called a "breast." I've never seen one but I've heard tales from others of such things.
>>18685150Sir, your chud is showing.
In my third world shithole bikinis get smaller every year. Seeing pic rel is not uncommon nowadays. I'm not really complaining but i don't know the logic behind thinking going out in public with something like this is ok.
>>18693908based exhibitionist poster
>>18695680nta but it's less about exhibitionism and more about comfort. women already wear speedos just under a different name and paired with an aquatic bra so no real reason men can'tand on top of that women's bikinis often show the ass while men's speedos normally cover the whole assso who is really being an exhibionist?
>>18695758Well the real difference is external genitalia vs internal genitalia. That's why speedos on men look so indecent while bikinis, even thong bikinis on women don't.
>>18693764Learn to greentext before posting here, and just go back to chatgpt or wherever you came from either way.Also lol at the tranny itt getting zero (((You)))s despite pretending to be a woman. Good sign that you should fuck off too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY_QcZt_4xI
>>18686118> Seeing jeans in summer will especially blow their minds upYeah, because everyone knows that’s stupid. Wear linen or fuck off. And my favorite summer wear is linen shorts. What now, faggot?
>>18695827gotta love that random snark towards an innocuous post from 4 days ago
>>18688791>>18688795>nip slipMore like udder splutter. What is that African tribesman even trying to do with his cows here? Why are they in a flat and not in a pen, where they belong?
>>18693908>I'll just settle with some swim trunks with a really short inseam.I personally love wearing swim trunks with a really short inseam but speedos seem a bit unnecessary as well as too tight. Short swim trunks are already super comfortable without looking indecent so not sure why you'd feel the need to wear a speedo. Not to mention the bulge which is a lose-lose situation regardless of who you are because if you have a large dick you'll look ridiculous but if you have a tiny dick you'll also look ridiculous and average dicks will also look ridiculous and if you do end up getting a boner nothing you can do to hide it in a speedo. Plus if a speedo is slightly too loose your bare balls will end up showing on the sides.
>>18696256>Short swim trunks are already super comfortable without looking indecent so not sure why you'd feel the need to wear a speedo.Three words: ATTENTION-SEEKING-BEHAVIORIf you come from a place where speedos are super common then you get a pass but if you wear a speedo in a place where speedos are not common then you're definitely doing it for attention
>>18685150I think it's her left hand
>>18693908> I wouldn't consider myself trans but this is one of the very few things I envy about being a woman.This. Women have a huge range of options from a burquini to a micro bikini and while the two listed extremes are both retarded in a different way they still have plenty of options from maximal to minimal coverage without getting funny looks for wearing a rather covering swimsuit or getting the police called on them because they wear a small bikini while splashing about with their kids in the kiddie pool. And us men? It’s all huge trash-bag style shorts or speedos, but only if your swimming competitions. And speedos suck. I don’t know what black magic they do, but they manage to completely hide your dick. Wearing a speedo just magically makes my decently sized dick vanish, like I’m some eunuch freak. And on the other hand, there’s gay stuff which makes my package look porn-tier huge. Why can’t I just have some swimwear that doesn’t hide the fact that I’m a man but doesn’t put said fact front and center in a very indecent way?Same with underwear, btw. Women have thousands of options, while us men have boxer briefs as the sexiest option, this side of gay sissy shit.
